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There we go. Watch your step.
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-I can't feel my face, Charlie.
-You just had two wisdom teeth pulled.
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Watch the drool.
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Look at that.
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-That is a very sexy woman.
-I'm sorry, that arouses you?
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-How you doing?
-Hey.
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Charlie, walk away.
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Relax. This could be interesting.
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You got a nice swing.
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Thanks.
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Try stepping in to it.
You will get more power that way.
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You mean like this?
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Yeah. Dial one and the area code,
because that is long-distance.
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Charlie, let's go,
this woman is clearly a lunatic.
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Yeah, but look at the passion, the fire,
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the ass.
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Is this your car?
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-Do I look crazy to you?
-Well, frankly...
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-So whose car is it? Cheating boyfriend?
-No.
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Psychiatrist.
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Charlie, psychiatrist.
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-What more do you need to hear?
-Hang on.
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-So, you are beating up your shrink's car?
-He said I have anger issues.
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The quack.
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-Then he hit on me.
-The horny quack.
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-Hold this for me.
-Good, I'm on deck.
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Man, this is going to take forever.
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Either one of you guys got an ice pick?
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Don't cars like this
usually have an alarm system?
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Thanks a lot.
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-Let's get out of here, Charlie.
-Hey!
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You are not just going
to leave me here, are you?
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Yes.
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-Alan.
-Charlie!
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So, how come Mush Mouth gets shotgun?
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Damn shrink. Anti-depressants,
tranquilizers, sleeping pills.
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-You want any of these?
-No, thanks.
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No, I'm good.
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Are you sure,
because you seem a little edgy?
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No, I'm a lot edgy.
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Isn't throwing that stuff
on the road a little dangerous?
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To who? Raccoons?
They can't get past the childproof cap.
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-I got to say, I really appreciate this, guys.
-No problem.
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Big problem.
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-Frankie.
-Charlie.
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-Awan.
-Awan?
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Not "Awan," Awan.
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Is Awan a little slow?
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Yeah.
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But I make up for it by being a little fast.
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-I know your type.
-You do?
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Yep.
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Don't care for it particularly.
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So, where can we drop you?
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That's the thing.
I really don't have anywhere to stay.
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Why? Did you escape from some place?
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Great. Pot shots from Spittle Boy.
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And if you must know,
I'm having family problems.
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Charlie, you wouldn't happen to know of
a place I could crash tonight, would you?
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Crap!
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Here we are. Chez Charlie.
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Great house!
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Oh, wow. You are right on the beach.
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I have got to go for a swim.
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-She's taking her clothes off.
-Yeah.
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Is this a great country or what?
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-Hi, Dad. Hey, Uncle Charlie.
-Hey, guys.
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Rose, what are you doing?
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-We are playing Mummy on a Chair.
-I'm the mummy.
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Judith, hi.
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-ls Jake ready to go?
-Hang on. Jake, your mom's here.
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Charlie, why don't you go out on the deck
and keep an eye out for
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approaching squalls?
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I'm on it.
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It's squall season.
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-Hi, Mom.
-Hi, sweetheart.
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-What is he doing?
-He's playing Mummy on a Chair.
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Where is the chair?
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I don't know the rules, Judith.
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Hi, Rose. Thanks for babysitting.
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-No problem. We had fun.
-Good.
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-So who's the naked lady?
-Not really sure.
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She was trashing a car with a baseball bat
when we left the dentist's office
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and, you know,
one thing kind of led to another.
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So you met cute, that's nice.
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But you know, you may want
to be careful with a girl like that, Charlie.
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One day it's baseball bats
and windshields,
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the next day you wake up with
your testicles Superglued to your thigh.
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-Point taken.
-I'm sorry about that, by the way.
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Water under the bridge.
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Hurry up, Jake. Your mother's waiting.
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Remember, I'm bringing him back
tomorrow night so I can see my parents.
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Why is there a woman's shoe
on your floor?
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Apparently, Mummy on a Chair
is a very complex game.
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-Bye, Dad.
-See you, pal.
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Tell your brother he is a pig.
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I will leave a note on the fridge.
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-God, I needed that.
-Me, too.
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It's like all my insanity and rage
have just been washed away.
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That's good. Because, you know,
all your drugs are on the Coast Highway.
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Where can I take a nice hot shower?
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I said where, not with whom.
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You guys are so cute.
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Right back at you.
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Good, Charlie.
Keep hitting on the deranged woman.
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While you are at it,
why don't you try humping a bear trap?
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Alan, open your eyes.
That is an intriguing and exciting woman.
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A rare and magnificent jewel.
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-She's hot and you are horny.
-I'm saying.
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-I just love warm sake.
-Me, too.
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Tora, tora, tora!
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You know, Frankie,
there are many fine hotels in the area.
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-I can't stay in a hotel.
-Why not?
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That is a very good question.
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So, where you from?
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Guess.
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-I wouldn't know where to begin.
-Okay.
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Here I am yakking about myself.
What about you guys?
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Alan, what do you do?
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Good question. Guess.
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How about that?
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-Alan, don't be childish.
-She started it.
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He is a chiropractor.
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Really?
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That's terrific. I have so much respect
for what you guys do.
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-Seriously?
-Yeah.
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Thank you. See that, Charlie?
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My brother thinks
I'm just a glorified masseuse.
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I never said glorified.
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Charlie, you are so wrong.
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Chiropractors are like angels of healing.
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These hands have amazing powers
to bring relief and even pleasure.
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Hey, these aren't exactly hooks.
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-Do you get regular chiropractic work?
-Are you kidding? Once a week.
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In fact, I'm in desperate need
of an adjustment right now.
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-Let me get my table, I will fix you up.
-Awesome.
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Do you want me with clothes or without?
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Are they looking for me?
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You didn't say anything, did you?
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I got to go. I love you.
I will see you soon. Come in.
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Hi.
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I was just going to go to bed and wanted
to see if you needed anything,
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towels, sheets,
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vodka?
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No, I'm great, thanks. Alan got me
totally jelled out with that adjustment.
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Man, you are so lucky
to have him right here in this house.
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Yeah, I'm living a dream.
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So, listen, if you need to talk to somebody
about, you know, anything, I'm here.
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I see that.
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Okay, then.
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Yeah.
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I think you are a really cool guy.
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Yeah.
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But I'm not going to have sex with you.
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-Ever?
-Good night, Charlie.
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Good night.
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Okay. Round one to the hot, crazy chick.
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Man, deep tissue massage, pancakes.
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If you had a TV on your forehead and could
breathe through the ears you'd be perfect.
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So nobody makes you pancakes
where you live?
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Not your husband,
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boyfriend,
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girlfriend,
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mother, father, grandma, cellmate?
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Round two.
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-Morning, Frankie.
-Morning, Charlie.
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-Morning.
-Yeah.
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So, Frankie. Boy, that is a pretty name.
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-How did you sleep?
-Great. Except,
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I had this wild erotic dream.
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And I woke up all drenched in sweat.
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-Could you pass the syrup?
-Sure. Yeah.
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Thanks, sweetie. You are a doll.
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You know, I can't thank you guys enough
for letting me stay here last night.
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I just wish there was some way
I could repay you.
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For a start, you could tell us
something about yourself.
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Anything, really.
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I wouldn't mind
hearing more about that dream.
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All right. I guess I can trust you guys.
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Charlie, Alan.
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I know this may sound totally crazy
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but I work for a secret
government agency,
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and my current mission is...
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I'm sorry. You should see your faces.
You guys are so easy.
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All right, I'm going to go take a bath.
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Who wants to scrub my back? Too late!
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Sometimes I just crack me up.
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So, what have you got going for today?
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Nothing. I was just going
to hang around the house.
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Yeah. Me, too.
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-No work? No errands?
-Not a thing.
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-Maybe you could see a movie.
-I've seen a movie.
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Come on, Alan.
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-Why are you doing this?
-Doing what?
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Why don't you admit
that you are interested in Frankie?
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I'm not.
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-You are not?
-Honest to God.
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Fine.
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But hypothetically,
if I were interested in her,
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would you care?
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Of course I would.
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You are my brother. I don't want
to see you get your feelings hurt.
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You just assume that if we are both
interested in the same woman
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you would come out on top?
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-Aren't you going to say anything?
-What? There was no question there.
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-God, you are such an arrogant jerk.
-See, your feelings are hurt.
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My feelings are fine.
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I think the real issue here is Frankie
likes me better and it's driving you crazy.
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No.
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What's driving me crazy is that you
fought tooth and nail to keep the lunatic
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out of this house,
but now that she is here, you want her.
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I never said I wanted her.
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But you think that if you did want her,
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you could have her
even if I wanted her, too.
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-Aren't you going to say something?
-There was no question there.
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Okay. Fine.
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Take your best shot.
Let me just give you a little heads up.
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-I am way out in front.
-Yeah? How do you figure?
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Frankie and I have already discussed
having sex.
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What are you doing?
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I just thought Frankie
might like some fresh towels.
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I already gave her fresh towels.
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Really?
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Well, aren't you Toweley Towellerson
all of a sudden.
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-You know, Alan, it's not my fault.
-What's not your fault?
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That I've always been more successful
with women than you.
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Have been, Charlie. Have been.
We are not teenagers anymore.
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Your bad-boy act
just might be wearing just a little thin.
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-Or you just might be a little jealous.
-Jealous?
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Don't...me.
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When the occasion calls for...
I have every right to...
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What? I thought we were
doing funny noises.
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That was an elephant.
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-Yeah, elephant.
-lt was good. Yeah. Really good.
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I'm ready to go.
Can one of you guys give me a ride?
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-Absolutely.
-Sure.
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-Great. Who's driving?
-I will.
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-I got the Jag.
-I got the Volvo.
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-Mine's faster.
-Mine's safer.
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-Alan, stop competing with me.
-Why don't you stop competing with me?
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-Why should I stop? I'm winning.
-Like hell you are.
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-Like hell I am. Ask Frankie.
-Why don't you ask Frankie?
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-I don't need to ask her.
-What are you afraid of?
244
00:16:24,446 --> 00:16:27,485
I'm afraid I'm going to hit you so hard
I'll be an only child.
245
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,501
Yeah? Bring it on.
246
00:16:29,502 --> 00:16:31,580
Hey! Stop it!
247
00:16:31,581 --> 00:16:35,549
What is wrong with you two?
You are family. You are brothers.
248
00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:37,885
Do you understand how precious that is?
249
00:16:37,886 --> 00:16:41,309
Do you have a clue the pain you feel
when a family rips itself apart
250
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:43,069
and there is no one to replace them?
251
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:48,381
I mean, that's it, you know,
you are all alone in the world and...
252
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,780
It's just so horrible.
253
00:16:53,151 --> 00:16:56,669
-It's okay.
-Yeah, look, we are not fighting.
254
00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:59,308
Yeah. We love each other. See?
255
00:17:00,702 --> 00:17:05,437
Yeah, and it doesn't matter who drives,
you know. We will both come.
256
00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:07,836
Good. Let's go.
257
00:17:13,791 --> 00:17:15,102
-Nice house.
-Yeah.
258
00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:17,886
All right, I've just got to pick up
a few things and then,
259
00:17:17,887 --> 00:17:20,350
I was hoping you could take me
to the train station.
260
00:17:20,351 --> 00:17:24,542
-The train station? Where are you going?
-I don't know. I will figure something out.
261
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:28,222
If it helps any, you are welcome to stay
with us for a couple more days.
262
00:17:28,223 --> 00:17:30,718
-I couldn't impose.
-It's no imposition.
263
00:17:30,719 --> 00:17:32,991
-Yeah. We like having you.
-Are you sure?
264
00:17:32,991 --> 00:17:35,006
It's settled. You are staying with us.
265
00:17:35,007 --> 00:17:37,971
Man, how much do I love you guys.
266
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,797
I'll be right back.
267
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,615
-What a nice girl.
-Yeah.
268
00:17:47,616 --> 00:17:49,887
Of course, we still don't know
a damn thing about her.
269
00:17:49,888 --> 00:17:54,367
True. Although that is one big-ass house
she lives in.
270
00:17:54,368 --> 00:17:56,766
Or is robbing.
271
00:17:58,144 --> 00:18:02,105
That would make us
the duped getaway drivers.
272
00:18:02,592 --> 00:18:05,412
Moron accessories to grand theft.
273
00:18:05,441 --> 00:18:07,838
That's a major felony.
274
00:18:08,161 --> 00:18:10,558
Yeah. Hard time.
275
00:18:17,121 --> 00:18:21,408
I can't do hard time, Charlie.
I have allergies.
276
00:18:23,009 --> 00:18:26,510
That's going to be your biggest problem.
277
00:18:27,713 --> 00:18:30,111
Watch your head, sweetheart.
278
00:18:30,881 --> 00:18:33,402
Hi.
279
00:18:33,986 --> 00:18:36,001
I'm Joanie.
280
00:18:36,002 --> 00:18:39,100
-Hi.
-Okay. We can go now.
281
00:18:39,906 --> 00:18:41,377
Where are we going, Mommy?
282
00:18:41,378 --> 00:18:43,937
We are going to go
to Charlie and Alan's house, hon.
283
00:18:43,938 --> 00:18:48,577
It's a wonderful place where
those awful people will never find us.
284
00:18:48,578 --> 00:18:50,721
You were right.
285
00:18:50,722 --> 00:18:53,437
We should have taken the Volvo.
286
00:18:55,842 --> 00:19:00,193
Stay tuned for scenes
from the nextTwo and a Half Men.
287
00:19:00,194 --> 00:19:01,601
Next on Two and a Half Men.
288
00:19:01,602 --> 00:19:04,000
Are you guys gay?
289
00:19:04,034 --> 00:19:06,432
-Unfit, how?
-You know...
290
00:19:06,883 --> 00:19:08,610
We got to get them out of here.
291
00:19:08,611 --> 00:19:09,985
You can take your damn money
292
00:19:09,986 --> 00:19:12,482
and stick it up
your "white bread, country club,
293
00:19:12,483 --> 00:19:15,362
"Tournament of Roses, liposuctioned" ass.
294
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,474
I just met your brother's latest stuff.
295
00:19:17,475 --> 00:19:20,066
-Why do you assume it's his stuff?
-What? Is it yours?
296
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:21,603
No, but it's not his, either.
297
00:19:21,604 --> 00:19:24,001
Hold on there, Pecos Bill.
298
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:27,971
No, I like girls.
Just not into eight-year-olds.
299
00:19:27,972 --> 00:19:31,074
The bad news is
that wasn't my shrink's car.
300
00:19:31,075 --> 00:19:35,132
It's been so long
since anybody's touched me.
301
00:19:36,196 --> 00:19:39,159
Come on. Don't you want to spoon?
302
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:44,162
Coffee?
303
00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:49,155
I'm the extra guy.
304
00:19:49,156 --> 00:19:52,611
I'm wrapped
tighter than an airport sandwich.
305
00:19:52,612 --> 00:19:55,010
Here, I'm running late.
306
00:19:55,588 --> 00:19:57,764
You're going to get laid tonight.
307
00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:01,514
Why doesn't she just kick me in the balls?
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