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-Charlie.
-Come on.
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That tickles!
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-Uncle Charlie?
-Not now, Jake.
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I just heard the Fudge Nuggets song
you wrote on TV.
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Great.
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Great.
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-Jake, I'm not alone in here.
-No way.
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Way.
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-Who's in there?
-A friend of mine.
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-ls it a girl?
-Hold on.
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Oh, yeah.
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Is it Janet?
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No.
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It's my friend Wendy.
Say hi to Jake, Wendy.
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Hi, Jake. You sing really well.
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I have to go. This is embarrassing.
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-I like that you didn't lie to him.
-I try to be honest.
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It's a good quality. So, who's Janet?
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You want a cup of coffee before you go?
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No, you've got work to do.
I should probably get going.
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Charlie, there's French toast left.
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No, thanks. You met Wendy, right?
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Sure. French toast, Wendy?
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No, thank you. I should really get going.
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You know, I can sing
all of Uncle Charlie's jingles.
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No kidding?
You're gonna have to show me sometime.
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-That's wonderful.
-Wendy's gotta go, Jake.
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Jake! Take five, buddy.
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Copasetic. That means okay.
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When he moved in here,
he was saying "swell."
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Charlie, I've gotta go to my office
for a couple of hours.
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-Are you okay to watch Jake?
-No problem.
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Swell.
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Will you take me Rollerblading,
Uncle Charlie?
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-I can't, buddy. I got work to do.
-What am I gonna do all day?
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It's really nice outside.
Why don't you wash my car?
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No, I wanna go Rollerblading.
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I could take him.
I've got my blades right in the car.
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-Really?
-lf it's okay with your father.
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-That sounds swell.
-I'll go get my blades.
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And if you want, I can go pick up lunch
and bring it back and we can have a picnic.
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Yeah. Swell.
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Nice girl. Is it serious?
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It is now, you dumb-ass.
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Finish your jingle?
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How can I work?
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First, Wendy took Jake Rollerblading.
Then she took him to the movies.
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Now she's in the kitchen,
making us all dinner.
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That bitch.
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Don't you get it?
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She's using your kid
to turn a nice, casual relationship
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into a relationship.
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Okay, now I get
where you're coming from.
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-Thank you.
-You're paranoid and you're nuts.
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Perfect timing. Dinner's ready.
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Did you see that?
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She's wearing an apron.
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In my house!
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Do you know what that means?
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I'm gonna stick with paranoid
and nuts, Bob.
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Are you sure that you don't want me
to stay and do the dishes?
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Positive. Alan would just re-wash
them anyways.
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-I guess I should probably get going.
-Yeah, I guess.
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Good, you're still here.
Jake wants to say good night.
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Wow, he's such a sweetie.
Don't you just want to eat him up?
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If that would stop him, yes.
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I gotta tell you, Charlie.
I think that girl's a keeper.
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-You think so?
-Yeah, she's smart,
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she's pretty,
and I think she really likes you.
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Be honest, Alan.
You married the first girl
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who slipped you the tongue, didn't you?
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-No.
-Trust me,
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this woman has a plan.
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And it's diabolical
in its Machiavellian scope.
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I did not marry the first girl
who slipped me the tongue.
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I'm telling you, she's got her foot
in the door and she will never leave.
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Okay, I'm out of here.
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Diabolical!
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-Okay. So, I'll give you a call?
-Yeah. That'd be great. Okay.
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It's pretty dark out.
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Maybe you should go in the morning.
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Yeah, I guess I could.
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Are you seeing this?
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Howdy, neighbor.
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Charlie's busy right now, Rose.
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I know. White Toyota hasn't
budged an inch two nights in a row.
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I chalked her tires.
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You do know there's a stairway
right over there?
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Of course.
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Did you know
there's a crawl space under the house
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that comes right up into your bedroom?
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-So, what are you doing?
-I'm playing computer Scrabble.
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All by yourself? That's so sad.
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I used to play with my wife every night,
and I guess I miss it.
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You and I have a lot in common, don't we?
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How so?
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We're both like two lonely socks that want
desperately to keep someone's feet warm.
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But we don't match up
with any other socks.
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So all we can hope for
is to be a dust mitten,
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or a hand puppet.
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That's very insightful.
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And disturbing.
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You're not thinking you and me, are you?
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That's very flattering, but...
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Wendy?
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"Dear Charlie,
thanks for a wonderful night.
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"Sweet. Special. See you soon."
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Freedom!
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I'm free, I'm so free
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All right, you had sex last night.
You don't have to turn into Mr. Bojangles.
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It's better than that.
I had sex and I woke up alone.
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If there were pancakes on my night table,
it would be the perfect morning.
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What happened to Wendy's diabolical,
Machiavellian scheme to never leave?
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I don't know.
I must have foiled it somehow.
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Guess what? Grandma's here!
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Let's see that little dance again.
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When I was pregnant with Charlie,
we thought he was gonna be a girl.
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The sonogram showed
no discernible penis whatsoever.
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Now do you believe me?
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First she sucks in Jake, then you,
now Mom.
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She's like one of those pods
from outer space.
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But, you know, with a cute ass.
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She wouldn't even be here now
if you hadn't taken her upstairs last night.
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That was not my fault.
You saw how she kissed me.
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I had to take her upstairs.
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And remember what I said.
Hook him on the milk, he'll buy the cow.
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Charlie, where have you been
hiding this girl?
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She's an absolute delight!
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Yeah, she's swell.
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-Good morning, Charlie.
-Good morning.
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I read somewhere you had left.
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I was on my way out the door,
and then I ran into your mom,
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and then we started talking,
and, you know.
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Yeah, I know.
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So what brings you here, Mom?
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-Do I need a reason?
-I'd like one.
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I'm showing a house in Malibu.
I thought I'd swing by
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and take my grandson out for pancakes.
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Charlie wants his on his night table.
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I'm ready. You coming, Dad?
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Are you kidding?
I want to hear more about that sonogram.
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Good. Are you and Wendy
joining us, Charlie?
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Gee, Mom, I think Wendy has stuff to do.
Right, Wendy?
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I can always make time for pancakes.
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Wonderful. A family breakfast.
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Go put on some pants, Charlie.
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-But, Mom, l...
-Now.
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You have to be firm with him.
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By the way, your nose is adorable.
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-Thank you.
-I'm guessing Dr. Shapiro?
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No, it's mine.
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Sometimes God does good work, too.
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Jake, get your stuff together,
we gotta get you back to your mom's.
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Already? But we're playing.
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Yeah, I gotta get going, too, Jake.
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Okay. I pulled your car around.
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If you leave now,
I think you'll miss all the weekend traffic.
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Don't you worry, Charlie, I'm leaving.
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I'm not worried.
I just moved your car so Alan can get out.
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I can get out.
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Yes, Alan. Now you can.
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Thank you for a great weekend.
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No, thank you.
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-Jake, bye.
-Bye.
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-Alan, I'll see you soon.
-Bye.
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I gotta tell you, Charlie,
I think she's really...
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Okay. What?
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I'm just saying, I think she's really great.
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Me, too. When's she coming back?
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Let's see. Today's Sunday, so... Never.
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Why not?
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Buddy, she wants something different
in a relationship
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than your uncle Charlie does.
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-What does she want?
-Uncle Charlie.
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-What do you want?
-Uncle Charlie.
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And we both can't have me.
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-I don't understand.
-It's very simple, buddy.
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Uncle Charlie is nuts.
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Yeah, nuts like a fox.
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So then Wendy can't take me
Rollerblading anymore?
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-Nope.
-No more movies?
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Afraid not.
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Boy, you suck.
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Suck? How do I suck?
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Like a fox.
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There he is! Let the party begin!
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Shaking Jake! Notorious J-A-K-E!
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Jake, he won't stop until you say hello.
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Jakety-Jake-Jake!
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Hello.
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How was school this week?
We missed you around here.
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-lt was just school.
-Yeah, I heard that. "Just school."
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Right on.
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I don't believe it.
He's still mad about the Wendy thing.
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Charlie, it's only been a week.
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I'm still mad that you peed
in my Boy Scout canteen in 1978.
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Not much of a jamboree for you, was it?
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Okay, I'm sorry about the canteen.
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Now will you please make your son
like me again?
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How would I do that, Charlie?
And by the way, was that so hard?
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Explain to him that Wendy
was working an angle,
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making friends with him to get to me.
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Do you really want me
to tell a 10-year-old boy
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that somebody he cares about
was pretending to like him?
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What kind of lesson is that?
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He lives in LA. He might as well learn now.
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Just give him some time. He'll get over it.
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-Can I come in?
-It's your house.
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-Well, it's your house, too.
-Then, no.
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Okay.
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You know what? It is my house.
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Look, I'm sorry about the Wendy thing,
but there's nothing I can do about it.
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And I want us to be buddies again.
I don't want you to hate me anymore.
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-I don't hate you.
-Good.
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I'm just very disappointed in you.
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I get enough of that crap from my mother.
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So what's it gonna take?
Cash? Video games?
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I don't want stuff.
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I got plenty of stuff
when my mom and dad broke up.
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Dude, this isn't the same thing.
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What's the difference?
You liked Wendy, then you didn't like her,
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and no one cares what I want.
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Jake, buddy. Come here.
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Come here.
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Sit down.
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It's not that I don't care what you want.
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It's just that you're a kid.
And what you want doesn't matter.
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Wow, I do suck.
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H-A-T.
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Hat.
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That's it? All this time for "hat"?
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Let me see your tiles.
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See. You had "hateful."
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See, it would have fit right here,
off the "A" in my "quotidian."
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Wow, how did you see that?
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I have Scrabble eyes. It's a gift.
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And sometimes a curse.
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Alan, Jake won't play with me.
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Well, I can't play with you either, Charlie.
I am "occupied."
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You played "pie" at your own peril,
my friend.
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-Hi, Charlie.
-Hi, Rose.
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Alan, come here.
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Your move.
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What?
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00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,643
-What are you doing with Rose?
-I'm teaching her to play Scrabble.
246
00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:40,829
-Alan, you are so naive!
-"Naive," eight points.
247
00:14:41,373 --> 00:14:42,906
What?
248
00:14:42,907 --> 00:14:45,335
Sorry. I'm in my game head.
249
00:14:45,336 --> 00:14:48,650
Alan, Rose is using you to get to me.
250
00:14:49,203 --> 00:14:51,279
Do you hear the rampant egotism,
251
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,974
"rampant," 11 points, "egotism," 10,
252
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,858
coming out of your mouth?
253
00:14:54,859 --> 00:14:57,799
-I'm just saying...
-Not everybody is trying to get to you.
254
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,685
The only thing that's going on here
255
00:14:59,686 --> 00:15:03,919
is two lonely people
playing a game of Scrabble.
256
00:15:04,128 --> 00:15:07,322
Please tell me you're not thinking
about you and Rose?
257
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,717
Me and Rose?
258
00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:19,818
Let's see.
259
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,213
One Russian blonde.
260
00:15:24,484 --> 00:15:26,879
One Scottish brunette.
261
00:15:28,926 --> 00:15:32,729
And a full-bodied redhead
from Napa Valley.
262
00:15:33,944 --> 00:15:36,338
Charlie's angels.
263
00:15:39,824 --> 00:15:42,853
-Sorry. Oh, hi.
-Hi.
264
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:47,652
-What are you doing here?
-I'm grocery shopping.
265
00:15:47,653 --> 00:15:50,048
Here? In my supermarket?
266
00:15:51,488 --> 00:15:53,501
So this is just a coincidence?
267
00:15:53,502 --> 00:15:57,591
Well, it's not entirely.
I eat food, and I live two blocks away.
268
00:15:57,592 --> 00:16:00,734
Come on, Wendy. We both know that...
269
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,142
-Everything okay?
-Yeah, everything's fine.
270
00:16:04,143 --> 00:16:07,314
Dave, this is Charlie. Charlie, Dave.
271
00:16:12,293 --> 00:16:14,927
Dave, we need a Duraflame log.
272
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,745
Okay.
273
00:16:20,218 --> 00:16:23,825
-Who's that? Your brother?
-No, he's...
274
00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:28,335
Look, Charlie, I know
I probably should've given you a call,
275
00:16:28,336 --> 00:16:31,274
but I thought that after last weekend,
it was pretty clear,
276
00:16:31,275 --> 00:16:33,320
it wasn't gonna work out
between you and me.
277
00:16:33,321 --> 00:16:34,534
What?
278
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,346
I was happy to entertain
your nephew for a while.
279
00:16:37,347 --> 00:16:39,903
I mean, he's a great kid,
but who's got the energy?
280
00:16:39,903 --> 00:16:42,140
And your mother,
she's been calling me all week.
281
00:16:42,141 --> 00:16:47,029
She wants to go to a spinning class
with me. What is up with that?
282
00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:49,645
I thought you two hit it off.
283
00:16:49,746 --> 00:16:53,367
I'm from the Midwest. I was being polite.
284
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,481
What did you think was going on?
285
00:16:57,097 --> 00:16:59,397
That.
286
00:16:59,398 --> 00:17:02,689
-So, no hard feelings?
-No, of course not.
287
00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:05,956
So you and Dave, how serious is that?
288
00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:09,398
Goodbye, Charlie.
289
00:17:11,638 --> 00:17:15,843
You know,
you're breaking a little boy's heart.
290
00:17:17,422 --> 00:17:20,233
You see, my relationships with women,
they come and go.
291
00:17:20,234 --> 00:17:21,991
But you and me, we're family.
292
00:17:21,992 --> 00:17:24,739
That's solid. That's forever. You with me?
293
00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:25,985
I think so.
294
00:17:25,986 --> 00:17:29,693
Maybe I shouldn't be laying this on you,
because you're 10.
295
00:17:29,694 --> 00:17:31,515
But I'm beginning to realize
296
00:17:31,516 --> 00:17:36,467
I might not be the guy I thought
everybody thought I was.
297
00:17:36,468 --> 00:17:39,629
Yeah, it's a mind blower, isn't it?
298
00:17:40,623 --> 00:17:44,361
You see, the problem isn't with
who I go out with.
299
00:17:44,362 --> 00:17:46,662
The problem is with me.
300
00:17:46,663 --> 00:17:50,976
Your Uncle Charlie
has major trust issues with women.
301
00:17:50,977 --> 00:17:55,259
And I think it might have something to do
with my relationship with my mom.
302
00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:57,623
I understand.
303
00:17:57,624 --> 00:17:58,838
Do you?
304
00:17:58,839 --> 00:18:02,785
No, I'm just tired and I don't care anymore.
305
00:18:03,664 --> 00:18:05,166
So, we're cool?
306
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,561
-Yeah.
-Good.
307
00:18:07,596 --> 00:18:09,990
-Good night.
-Good night.
308
00:18:13,731 --> 00:18:16,031
-Uncle Charlie?
-Yeah.
309
00:18:16,032 --> 00:18:20,208
Does this mean you don't have
nuts like a fox?
310
00:18:20,698 --> 00:18:23,092
Yeah.
311
00:18:23,191 --> 00:18:25,585
That's what it means.
312
00:18:33,226 --> 00:18:35,831
Don't look at my tiles, Alan.
313
00:18:37,603 --> 00:18:42,268
Scrabble eyes, my sweet patootie.
He's a tile peeker.
314
00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:46,893
Rose, listen. I think I owe you an apology.
315
00:18:46,999 --> 00:18:49,619
You mean for seducing me
with your roguish charms
316
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:53,869
and then dumping me
like a bag of old doorknobs?
317
00:18:53,870 --> 00:18:56,866
That, and more recently...
318
00:18:57,608 --> 00:19:01,539
I told Alan that you were being nice to him
just to get close to me.
319
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:05,118
And I've come to realize
that's my own paranoia about women
320
00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:09,943
trying to manipulate me.
And I'm sorry that I projected that on you.
321
00:19:09,944 --> 00:19:12,339
Come here, you big silly.
322
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,536
-I forgive you.
-Really?
323
00:19:15,537 --> 00:19:17,931
Thank you.
324
00:19:17,966 --> 00:19:24,047
Okay. I gotta go. Your brother
is out of control with that egg timer.
325
00:19:25,476 --> 00:19:27,616
You think maybe I could play
with you guys?
326
00:19:27,617 --> 00:19:31,547
It's fine with me.
Go ask Mr. That's-not-a-word.
327
00:19:31,548 --> 00:19:33,942
Thanks.
328
00:19:34,264 --> 00:19:36,658
And again, I'm sorry.
329
00:19:36,949 --> 00:19:39,343
I'll be right there.
330
00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:46,246
Phase 1, complete.
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