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Never mix tequila and scotch.
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Morning, Uncle Charlie.
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Jake, buddy.
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Dad said you'd never get
up to go to soccer with me.
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But I said, he promised. So he was wrong.
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What?
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You know, most of the parents wear
shorts and lots of sunscreen,
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but that's another way to go.
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Alan, I can't go to a soccer game.
I just got home from Vegas.
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You went out last night to return a video.
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I ran into a friend of mine who was
getting married at the Bellagio.
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That explains the tuxedo.
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No, I think this was
for something else entirely.
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I'm sure I'll read about it in the paper.
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I am the Soccer Snack Buddy this week,
so I've gotta stop at the grocery store.
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Why don't you ride to the game
with Jake when the van gets here?
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I got a better idea.
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Why don't I go upstairs, throw up
and sleep in my clothes for 12 hours?
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Fine, but if you're not gonna come,
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-you gotta tell Jake yourself.
-Fine. He'll understand.
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-Jake?
-I got new cleats.
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Nice. Listen, Jake, buddy.
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Have you ever been to Vegas?
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So you're the infamous Uncle Charlie.
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I've heard about you.
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Everybody out. Watch your heads.
One at a time.
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-Party time.
-Come on.
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Here's the deal, Uncle Charlie.
I find you attractive.
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I have three kids,
a bastard of an ex-husband,
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I work 50 hours a week
at my own travel agency,
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I'm at the peak of my sexuality,
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I have a three-hour window Wednesdays
when the kids are at tae kwon do.
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You in or out?
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I'm sorry, I'm terminally hung over
and I just took a cleat in the groin.
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E-mail me. Allaboardgloria @aol.com.
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So, which one's yours?
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Please don't make me talk.
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This is Charlie Harper.
Alan Harper's brother.
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-So, who's winning?
-No one.
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We don't keep score. We think
it's healthier if the kids just play for fun.
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You're yanking me, right?
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Judith warned us that you were a pistol.
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By the way, we were so sorry
to hear about her and Alan.
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So tell us, is it true?
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Did Judith leave your
brother for another woman?
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-Why don't you ask Judith?
-We wouldn't want to pry.
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Ladies, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to go because,
hell, I don't need a reason.
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Someone's a little full of himself.
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Forget him. His brother's
the one who's in play.
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How's Jake doing?
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Jake's fine. He's 10.
He's got his whole life ahead of him.
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Me, on the other hand,
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I'm sitting in the hot sun,
in rented pants listening to myself blink.
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I'll ask somebody else.
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What?
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Sorry. I couldn't help
overhearing, and you just look so
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pathetic.
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Really? The guy at the
tux shop said I looked dashing.
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Of course, that was yesterday.
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And I found his phone
number in my pocket.
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-What was the occasion?
-Just returning a video.
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-Charlie Harper.
-Kate McLaughlin.
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Let me ask you something,
Kate McLaughlin.
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What's your take on this
whole no-keeping-score thing?
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I think it's the dumbest
thing I've ever heard.
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Can I stay here next
to you where it's safe?
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Sure.
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So, which one's yours?
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Number nine. But I'm not the father.
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Aren't you a good sport?
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Jake, for the last time,
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nobody got "creamed."
No one won, no one lost.
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Yeah. Except for us. 12-2.
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It doesn't matter if you win or lose.
It's whether or not you beat the spread.
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Thank you, Charlie.
Jake, go take a shower.
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Charlie, we are trying to teach
the kids not to keep score.
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You should've thought of that
before you taught them to count.
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By the way, what are you doing
with Jake tomorrow?
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I don't know. Why?
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I made a play date for him with
one of the kids from the game.
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You're hitting on the mother, aren't you?
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Can't slip one past you, can l?
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That's not what a play date is for.
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What? The kid plays,
I have a date. Everybody wins.
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-Everybody wins?
-Yes.
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But I promise not to keep score.
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Charlie, you cannot use my son
to pick up single mothers.
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But I can.
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Good night, Snack Buddy.
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No going in the water,
no throwing rocks, and remember,
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if you can't see us, we can't see you.
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Is there anything you'd
like to add, Charlie?
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-Why can't they throw rocks?
-Go.
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Ernie loves the beach.
Thanks for inviting him.
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Anything for the kids. They're our future.
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-So, where's Alan?
-I sent him to the movies.
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He deserves a break, and I get
some quality uncle time with Jake.
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I think that is really nice of you.
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Ernie, keep your socks with your shoes.
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I'm sorry, where was l?
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You were saying
I was nice about something.
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How long have you lived
in Sherman Oaks?
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We moved in and...
Ernie, put that down, it's dead.
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That kid'll pick up anything,
no matter what it looks like.
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Been there.
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We moved in just in time
for the earthquake...
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Ernie, I am not gonna say it again.
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Put the dead thing down.
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Jake, you should probably
put your dead thing down, too.
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-Kids.
-I know. They're just...
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Ernie, put it down
or we're leaving right now.
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I'm counting to three. One, two...
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Ernie, for God's sake,
you're killing me here.
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-Thank you.
-No problem.
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-So, did you grow up in L.A.?
-No.
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My dad was in the Army
so we moved around...
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Hell, that thing's not dead.
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I'd like to get to know you,
it's not gonna happen on a play date.
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-Ask me out sometime?
-That's a really good...
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Are you happy?
I told you to put it down, Ernie.
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Get the sand off of it. No. Don't touch it.
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-What night's good for you?
-Jake, you're not helping.
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-Don't wait up.
-Back to Vegas?
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Even better. Sherman Oaks.
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The gateway to Van Nuys.
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Kate again?
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You have no clue
what you're getting involved in
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-with these divorced soccer moms.
-You're right.
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I don't have a clue. I've never had a clue.
It's part of my charm.
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At least keep in mind that all
these women talk to each other.
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So anything you do
will get back to my wife,
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and somehow become my fault.
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That doesn't seem fair.
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So, where are you going?
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I'm helping Gloria with
the soccer league newsletter.
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I'm thinking of calling it "Just For Kicks."
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This is the same Gloria
who drives the kid van?
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-Yeah. Why?
-Nothing. Have fun.
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Talk about not having a clue.
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And I designed a logo,
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the "K" in "Kicks" is a little foot.
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Sounds wonderful.
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I can't thank you enough
for taking the time to do this.
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Anything for the kids.
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You're such a good father.
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It's a shame that Judith
didn't appreciate you.
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She just needed
a little time to sort things out.
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But, yeah. It's a shame.
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Look at you.
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A successful chiropractor,
intelligent, dedicated.
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You're embarrassing me.
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I'm sorry.
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Let's get back to your little logo.
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-What's wrong?
-Nothing.
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It's my neck. I must have slept wrong.
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Make an appointment with my office,
we'll see if we can fix that.
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No, I'd feel funny.
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We know each other.
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Don't be silly. It's what I do.
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Turn around. Go ahead.
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-Are you getting enough calcium?
-I guess.
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It's really important for a woman your age.
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Osteoporosis is a real problem.
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Curvature of the spine.
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Last thing you want
is to wind up with a hump.
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I hope you didn't start without me.
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-What are you talking about?
-Bill, you did this on purpose.
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You showed up late
so you could snoop on me.
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-You got to meet my girlfriend.
-What meet? She was our babysitter.
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Will you get out of here, Bill?
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Kate, I'm trying.
Ernie, would you put your shoes on?
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-Bill.
-Charlie.
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That your Jag?
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-Yeah.
-It's nice.
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I got the Navigator over there.
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That's nice, too.
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Let's go, Dad.
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All right, then.
You try and make her happy.
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Truthfully, I think
that my ex was intimidated
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by my sexual...
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I don't even know, how to say it. Appetite.
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So we're agreed we'll set aside
six inches for the editorial column?
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I'm sorry. Yes, six inches.
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I don't know how I got so off-topic.
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I know exactly how you got off-topic.
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I think the next piece of business
is to decide on the paper color.
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I brought some samples. We've got
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goldenrod, salmon, mustard...
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You had me at goldenrod.
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Everybody has you at goldenrod.
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My brother, Alan, warned me
not to go out with you tonight.
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That's funny.
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Everybody warned me
not to go out with you.
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It worked for Romeo and Juliet,
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up until the poison and the stabbing.
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Charlie, I have a confession.
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I haven't been out with a man other
than my husband in 12 years.
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That's not a problem.
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A couple of things have changed,
I can bring you up to date.
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Please do.
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All right, well, nowadays,
women pay for dinner.
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And of course, sex is a given.
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I'll tell you one thing,
I am not paying for dinner.
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Rats.
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Look at the time.
Maybe we should get going.
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Give Gloria a chance
for a little quiet time before
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her many, many kids come home.
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I don't need any quiet time.
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Don't be silly.
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Alan, would you mind driving me home?
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I'm feeling a little tipsy.
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A little tipsy? How about a little obvious?
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-I'm sorry?
-Could I talk to you for a minute?
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-lt is getting a little late.
-Sit down.
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We'll be right back.
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I think she's going through the change.
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-What do you think you're doing?
-What?
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He's in play. I'm playing.
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I'm the one who told you he's in play.
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Please. I told you two years ago
that marriage was toast.
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So what?
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He's in my house
on tae kwon do Wednesday,
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and I don't have time to
mess around with you.
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Why don't we just let him decide?
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Let him decide?
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He still thinks we're doing
a soccer newsletter.
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-You don't even like him, do you?
-He's okay.
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He's here and it's Wednesday.
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I happen to think he's hot.
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You wouldn't know
what to do with a hot guy.
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Yeah? Well, watch me.
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Great. You broke him.
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The biggest surprise was how
much I loved having him around.
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I mean, Jake's amazing.
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Do you know I have, on occasion,
actually put his needs ahead of my own?
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Like going to a soccer game
at 8:00 am on a Saturday?
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Yes.
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At 8:00 am, I can barely get out
of bed to go to the bathroom.
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What you're saying
is having a child in your life
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totally changes the way
you look at things.
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Exactly.
243
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Of course, you probably
know that already.
244
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But I like that you know it.
245
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-I had a really great time.
-Me, too.
246
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-Can we do this again?
-I would love that.
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Great.
248
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What happened?
Did I do something wrong?
249
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Please don't tell Alan's wife.
250
00:14:37,505 --> 00:14:40,414
No, you didn't do anything wrong.
251
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I really like you.
252
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,072
Okay. This is new for me.
253
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It's just...
254
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Charlie, I have a 10-year-old son.
255
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I have two mortgages,
private school bills,
256
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a full-time job, custody battles,
alimony battles,
257
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child support battles,
car pools and drum lessons.
258
00:15:04,999 --> 00:15:07,713
How can we possibly do this again?
259
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You bought a 10-year-old a drum set?
260
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Don't change the subject.
You know what I'm saying.
261
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Do you really want to be involved in this?
262
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I hadn't really thought that far ahead.
263
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Exactly.
264
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All right. I guess I'll see you around.
265
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Where are you going?
266
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-Home.
-Why?
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I said we couldn't do it again.
That doesn't mean we can't
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do it tonight.
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Boy, you really don't have a clue,
do you, Charlie?
270
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No.
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But it seems to be working for me.
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Morning.
273
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Regular or decaf?
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-Regular.
-Thank God.
275
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Aren't you even curious?
276
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-You went to Gloria's last night.
-Yeah.
277
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I can fill in the blanks.
278
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We're getting killed.
279
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We're here for fun, right?
Nobody wins or loses.
280
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Come on. Somebody always loses.
281
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Who are we kidding?
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It's 8-1 out there, and
everybody here knows it.
283
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And you know, I'll tell you another thing.
284
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We haven't won a game all season.
285
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And I'll put that in the newsletter.
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And as God as my witness,
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there will be a newsletter!
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Dad, you're kind of freaking
everybody out here.
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Forget it, Jake. It's Sherman Oaks.
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