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Charlie? Honey, wake up.
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-Good morning.
-You lied to me, Charlie.
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You said it was
just going to be the two of us.
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I didn't lie, Berta. Things change.
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Goodbye, Charlie.
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Don't leave me, Berta.
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I love you.
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-Can't we talk about this?
-Sorry. I do single men only.
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I'm in, I'm out, there are no complications.
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But I am single.
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Berta? I hate to bring this up again,
but you just...
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You cannot put the peanut butter
in the refrigerator. It gets hard.
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And, on a related subject,
the peanut-butter stains
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on Jake's shirts
really require an enzyme presoak.
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I hope you two will be
very happy together.
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But who's going to take care of me?
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Who's going to do the laundry,
the shopping,
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-and the cleaning and all the other stuff?
-Ask the Scrubbing Bubble there.
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Uncle Charlie, why is Berta leaving?
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Why? It doesn't matter, Jake.
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What matters is she's gone.
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And we're all going to die.
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She left before she made the coffee.
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So? We'll make our own coffee.
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How?
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So, now we just wait?
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Yes. It takes a couple of minutes.
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Alan, this goes beyond coffee.
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Berta's been with me forever.
She does everything.
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She's like a wife that leaves
before you wake up,
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and doesn't mind if you sleep around.
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Is that the coffee?
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It's my peanut butter. I made it soft.
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I've been figuring out a way to repay you
for letting me and Jake stay here.
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-Why don't I take over the housework?
-Berta did the shopping, too.
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-I can do that.
-She did my laundry.
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In her way, yes.
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But I can handle that, too. And look,
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I even made your coffee.
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Thank you.
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No.
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Not as good as Berta's.
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It's her coffee. I just pressed the button.
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Berta's tasted, I don't know, Christmassy.
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What does that mean, "Christmassy?"
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It means "like Christmas."
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Now, you got to work with me, Charlie.
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I mean, nutmeg, cinnamon,
powdered reindeer?
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I don't know.
It's just that when you drank it,
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it felt like Christmas morning,
and anything was possible.
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Sweet'N Low? Half & Half? Mocha Mix?
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Forget it. I'll just read my paper.
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Where's my paper?
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I don't know.
You might try looking by the front door.
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No, it's usually right here, on the table.
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Okay, so before you got up, Berta started
the coffee and got you your paper?
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I don't know the mechanics of it,
but, yeah.
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I'll go get it.
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He's not off to a very good start.
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Want a glass of peanut butter?
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-Alan?
-Yeah?
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I can see you.
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And I can see you, too.
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No. I mean, Berta never cleaned
when I was in the room.
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She was like invisible.
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I'm sorry. I'll try to be more transparent.
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Appreciate it.
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Oh, no.
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I see you.
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Give me a break.
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Not you. That girl that's been stalking me.
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Rose?
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There you are.
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What are you doing
sneaking up on me like that?
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Rose, honey,
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we spent one night together,
and it was very nice, but...
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What is your favorite part?
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Gee, I'd have to say, finding out you live
just two doors down.
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Sometimes, it's all I can do not to chew
through that house in the middle.
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Yeah.
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But see, I'm not looking for
a relationship right now.
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So, maybe you should find someone
who can give you the attention you want.
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Need, deserve,
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require.
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Are you saying we should see
other people?
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Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.
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You have so much love to give,
and somewhere out there is a guy who
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can take it.
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-Well, there is this one guy...
-He sounds perfect.
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His name is Andy.
He works at Jamba Juice.
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He always gives me a free wheatgrass
shooter and chuckles when I gag.
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Then ask him out.
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That seems kind of forward,
don't you think?
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No, come on,
women ask guys out all the time.
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What they don't do
is handcuff themselves
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to the refrigerator,
when he says it's time to go home.
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That's where you and I
went off the track, isn't it?
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I'm the past. Andy's the future.
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Bye-bye now. Good luck,
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Andy.
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Alan?
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-What did you do to my piano?
-Nothing. I just dusted.
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Yes, well, I'm sitting here trying
to write a jingle about a chocolate bar
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and my piano smells like lemons.
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Gee, I'm sorry, Charlie.
But they don't make chocolate Pledge.
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Maybe I'm not making myself clear.
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The rest of the house can smell like
any fruit you want.
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But my piano needs to smell...
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-Piano-y.
-There you go.
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Fine. I'll get an unscented polish.
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That's not going to help me now, is it?
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Nope.
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You know what? You are a child.
You're a big, high-maintenance child.
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I am not a child.
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Where you going?
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If I can't write my chocolate song,
I'm going to take a nap.
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Charlie, you asleep?
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I'm doing a load of whites.
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Jeez!
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-Charlie?
-What?
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You kicked me in your sleep.
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Who said I was asleep?
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I can't do this anymore.
You are impossible.
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Don't blame me. I tried to make it work.
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Excuse me? Berta quit at 9:00.
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It's now 2:30. When did you try?
Where was the trying?
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You're the one who made Berta quit.
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I didn't make her quit.
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I simply raised the bar
of quality housework
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and she insisted on limboing under it.
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But since you obviously
can't live without her,
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you big baby,
I will go apologize and get her back.
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-Great.
-So, where does she live?
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I don't know.
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Okay. What's her last name?
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Your entire life depends on this woman
and you know nothing about her.
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Wait.
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She took a bus.
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I stand corrected.
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After she works here in the morning,
she cleans some rock star's house.
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Okay, what rock star? Where?
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Steven Tyler from Aerosmith.
4456 Malibu Canyon Road.
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Thank you.
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Now listen, Judith is coming by at 5:00 to
pick up Jake for dinner with her parents.
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Now I should be back by then.
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But you need to make sure
he's dressed and ready to go.
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-No problem.
-No, it's a problem, Charlie.
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I'm trying desperately
to reconcile with my wife,
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so I don't want to tick her off.
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So, you telling me, "It's no problem,"
does not reassure me.
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Here. Take my sock.
I want to show you a trick.
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I'll go get Berta.
You make sure Jake is ready.
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-Hi.
-Hello.
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There are security cameras out front,
so come up from the back,
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and bring some dog treats,
in case the rottweilers are out.
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Again, thank you.
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I asked Andy out, and he said yes.
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-Andy?
-That guy you told me to ask out.
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I just don't know what to wear.
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I love this one,
but it still smells like pepper spray.
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Where are you going?
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To roll around naked on your bed.
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I'm just kidding.
I'm going to try on the dress, silly.
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But...
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-Is that lady your girlfriend?
-No, she's just...
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It's complicated.
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-What the hell happened to you?
-You know what else is complicated?
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Fractions.
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You got grease all over you.
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It's in your hair, man.
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Yes. My bike chain broke. Can you fix it?
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Kid, I'm a piano player. What do you think?
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Look, your mom's going to be here soon
to take you to dinner.
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I know.
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-So, how about a shower?
-No, thank you.
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That wasn't a question.
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Sorry, pal, but you need a shower.
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But my bike's still broken.
I think you made it worse.
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What are you talking about?
Now you got a unicycle.
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Get in the shower.
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-I'm so worried he's not going to like me.
-He's going to love you, Rose.
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Just go out, have a great time,
and don't come on too strong.
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Me, too strong? What do you mean?
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Okay, speaking from my own experience,
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there's nothing wrong with asking a guy
for a blood test,
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but trying to take the blood yourself
is a little strong.
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-I see.
-Where you going now?
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You got me thinking
this dress comes on too strong.
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So, I'm going to put on something
a little less...
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And a little more...
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Jake, why aren't you in the shower?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hi, Berta. It's me, the Scrubbing Bubble.
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I came to apologize.
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Okay. Thank you. Bye-bye.
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Come on, can't we put aside
our petty differences
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and find a way to work together
out of a mutual love for Charlie?
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Yeah, that's why I do this. For love.
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The thing is, I'm going through
a really tough time right now.
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My marriage is collapsing,
my business is slow.
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My little boy is being dragged
back and forth
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from his mother's house to Malibu.
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My alcoholic husband ran off
with my daughter's parole officer,
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and I clean rich peoples' toilets for a living.
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Okay, let's not make this a competition.
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Jake, you've been in there for a while.
How's it going?
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Good.
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What are you doing?
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Washing my bike chain. It's real dirty.
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Forget about the chain.
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You got to take a shower
before your mother gets here.
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We're going to need a new chain.
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Hello, Charlie's house. May I help you?
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Hi, Alan, it's Rose. I got in. How'd you do?
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Here he is.
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-It's your brother.
-Thank you.
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How's it going? Did you talk to Berta?
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Yes, I'm here with her now.
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-ls Jake ready?
-Yes.
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We're just applying the finishing touches.
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-What about Berta?
-The same. Finishing touches.
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She's really a delight.
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Just make sure Jake is ready
when Judith gets there.
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Relax. Everything's under control.
I got to go.
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-So, you like this dress better?
-Hang on, Rose.
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The kid's running around the deck
in his underwear.
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Sure. But when I do it, you just ignore me.
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-Jake, what are you doing?
-Air drying.
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You still have grease in your hair.
Didn't you wash it?
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You didn't say to wash my hair.
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-Wash your hair.
-Okay.
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You didn't tell him to rinse.
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Good, that's good. Thank you.
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Jake, rinse!
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All right, so you won't come back.
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Will you at least tell me how you made
the damn coffee Christmassy?
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Christmassy?
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Yeah, Charlie said
your coffee tastes Christmassy.
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-Cinnamon.
-I said cinnamon.
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Lower back? You do a lot of lifting?
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Of course you do.
You're a maid, and I'm an ass.
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-I'm a housekeeper.
-Of course.
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-And you're an ass.
-Yes.
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Why don't you sit down,
let me take a look at it?
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00:14:58,018 --> 00:15:00,459
-What?
-I'm a chiropractor.
246
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,633
Okay. But no funny business.
247
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:07,891
Not to worry.
248
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:14,578
Looks like you washed
your hair instead of mine.
249
00:15:15,525 --> 00:15:17,928
I'm not in the mood, Jake.
250
00:15:18,539 --> 00:15:20,750
These clothes look stupid.
251
00:15:20,751 --> 00:15:23,154
You're 10. No one cares.
252
00:15:24,087 --> 00:15:26,587
-You're choking me.
-Trust me.
253
00:15:26,588 --> 00:15:29,505
You'll know when I'm choking you.
254
00:15:29,506 --> 00:15:32,455
I think my socks are on the wrong feet.
255
00:15:32,455 --> 00:15:35,502
Jake, dude, I'm right on the edge.
256
00:15:37,361 --> 00:15:39,764
Don't push me.
257
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,069
I can't do this on someone else.
258
00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:45,895
-Charlie?
-You look great, Rose.
259
00:15:47,078 --> 00:15:49,578
I don't think I can go through with this.
260
00:15:49,579 --> 00:15:52,454
What? No. Sure you can.
261
00:15:52,561 --> 00:15:56,280
-No, I'm going to call Andy and cancel.
-No, you're not. Now listen to me.
262
00:15:56,281 --> 00:15:59,294
You're a wonderful woman.
And this guy, Andy, is going to love you.
263
00:15:59,295 --> 00:16:02,179
Thanks, but you're saying that
just to get me out of your hair.
264
00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:04,583
No, not just.
265
00:16:07,376 --> 00:16:10,741
-Now go out and have a great time.
-But...
266
00:16:10,742 --> 00:16:14,634
No goodbyes.
Just turn around and walk away.
267
00:16:14,719 --> 00:16:17,121
Okay.
268
00:16:17,252 --> 00:16:19,654
Goodbye.
269
00:16:21,132 --> 00:16:23,534
Goodbye, Rose.
270
00:16:29,276 --> 00:16:32,545
-What happened?
-I have to go to the bathroom.
271
00:16:32,546 --> 00:16:34,759
Why did you take your clothes off?
272
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,162
Sometimes, I miss.
273
00:16:38,126 --> 00:16:41,449
Okay. That's it. I give up.
274
00:16:42,263 --> 00:16:44,666
You are a child, Jake.
275
00:16:46,143 --> 00:16:49,420
Dress, don't dress. Wash, don't wash.
276
00:16:49,477 --> 00:16:52,495
I don't care. You're on your own.
277
00:16:53,678 --> 00:16:56,081
What?
278
00:16:58,841 --> 00:17:01,596
God, that feels so good.
279
00:17:02,945 --> 00:17:05,438
Berta, I can't find my...
280
00:17:08,139 --> 00:17:10,865
Berta, if you're going to do a guy
in the laundry room,
281
00:17:10,866 --> 00:17:14,450
put a scarf on the doorknob or something.
282
00:17:15,547 --> 00:17:17,949
I'm a big fan.
283
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,851
Is Jake ready?
284
00:17:23,852 --> 00:17:26,254
Where's Jake?
285
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,500
I don't know.
286
00:17:28,501 --> 00:17:30,777
You don't know?
My wife just pulled in behind me.
287
00:17:30,778 --> 00:17:34,914
-You said you'd have him ready.
-lt can't be done.
288
00:17:34,915 --> 00:17:37,287
What do you mean, it can't be done?
289
00:17:37,288 --> 00:17:39,690
I'm not strong enough.
290
00:17:40,687 --> 00:17:43,329
His will is greater than mine.
291
00:17:44,823 --> 00:17:49,570
I'm just going to get drunk
and stay out of his way.
292
00:17:50,659 --> 00:17:53,704
Please tell me he's ready.
My parents are driving me nuts.
293
00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:55,564
Well...
294
00:17:55,565 --> 00:17:57,007
Hi, Mom.
295
00:17:57,008 --> 00:17:59,410
Don't you look handsome?
296
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:04,808
-Uncle Charlie took my tie.
-You don't need a tie.
297
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,390
Grow up, Charlie.
298
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,833
Bye.
299
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:13,544
-I thought you said he beat you?
-He did.
300
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,027
Now he's just screwing with me.
301
00:18:19,005 --> 00:18:20,639
What happened with Berta?
302
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,362
It wasn't easy, but I did it.
303
00:18:24,295 --> 00:18:27,180
She won't do my laundry,
or get my groceries,
304
00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:31,028
and I have to give her
a lower back adjustment twice a week.
305
00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:34,383
And Steven Tyler thinks I'm doing her.
306
00:18:36,224 --> 00:18:41,414
-But she is coming back?
-Yes, Charlie, she is coming back.
307
00:18:42,092 --> 00:18:44,495
Right on.
308
00:18:46,902 --> 00:18:49,305
Are you crying?
309
00:18:51,103 --> 00:18:53,978
It's been a very emotional day.
310
00:18:57,067 --> 00:19:00,296
Here you go, buddy. Drink your vodka.
311
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,808
You look great, Rose, I swear.
312
00:19:21,757 --> 00:19:23,520
He stood me up.
313
00:19:23,521 --> 00:19:27,337
What? After we spent all day
getting ready?
314
00:19:29,805 --> 00:19:32,819
-I don't know what I did wrong.
-You didn't do anything wrong.
315
00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:36,058
-Then why did he stand me up?
-Because he's an idiot.
316
00:19:36,059 --> 00:19:40,194
He doesn't get
what a truly rare person you are.
317
00:19:40,195 --> 00:19:42,022
Thanks.
318
00:19:42,023 --> 00:19:44,715
I wish Randy could see what you see.
319
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:47,986
Forget about him. Come on,
I'm going to take you to dinner.
320
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,658
-Really?
-Yeah, sure, why not?
321
00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:00,812
I thought you said his name was Andy.
322
00:20:00,813 --> 00:20:03,216
What did I say?
323
00:20:03,507 --> 00:20:06,775
-You said Randy.
-No, I didn't.
324
00:20:07,355 --> 00:20:11,007
Andy's a real guy. I didn't make him up.
325
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:13,445
I love your little tie.
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