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♪ Just two Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curve ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw!'

Now, there's General Lee just tootlin' along.

Not bein' chased or nothin'.

Friends, that's the calm before the storm.

The eye of the hurricane. And all them other analogies

what mean something bad is just about to happen

to somebody.

I'm sure glad, you'll are in a good mood.

Because we gonna get the shoppin' done in no time.

Uh, shopping, yeah. Uh, look, uh, Daisy.

Uh, Luke and, and, and me...

What Bo's tryin' to say is that we're supposed to meet

couple of girls at the Boar's Nest for lunch.

I'm supposed to do the shoppin' myself?

We'd like to go, but they made us promise.

Oh, yeah, I bet...

You don't wanna cook for us forever, do you?

- 'Ah, just this once.' - 'Okay. This once.'

Now, that somethin' I said was about to happen

is about to happen.

'Yeah, yeah. That shipment of money'

is on my desk awaitin' for your armored truck to get there...

It's gotta go out on time, 'cause I ain't got all day.

What? What? What? You gonna be half an hour late?

- Would you please? - Will you knock it off?

No! No, not you, not you. Listen. Alright, alright.

Uh, I'm tellin' you, my sheriff and I gotta be in Capitol City

'any minute to close a big realty deal.'

So, just hurry up as fast as you can.

Oh, oh, oh. What a kettle of fishes.

If you're in a hurry, Mr. Hogg, I can stand guard

over this money, till the armored truck arrives.

You? Well... it would save me a lot of trouble.

Don't you worry, now. I'll guard it with my life.

It'll be as safe with me, as an egg under a mother hen.

Alright, alright. I-I guess, I gotta do it.

I ain't got no other choice in the matter.

Listen, here. Come on, come on, let's go.

- Enos, I'll tell you what. - Yes.

I'll lock up that front door, and don't you let nobody in

until the armored truck gets here.

- You get it? - Yes, sir.

Come on, come on, come on. Enos! You take care, now.

Alright, all locked up.

- I'll drive. - Yeah, you better drive.

I gotta get to Capitol City quickly.

How come everything has to happen at once.

It's just like hot pursuit.

Well, can't say I ain't worried leavin' Enos there.

Come on, that way! That's it!

Looks like, they only left one deputy to guard the money.

- Yeah. Wonder why? - I don't know.

But we can see the inside of that bank pretty good.

Seems a whole lot easier

takin' that one deputy, than trailin' that armored truck

once it gets here and takin' it.

Besides, this gives us a pigeon to lay it on.

Sounds good to me.

It almost seems too easy, don't it?

"Your carrots? It's my carrot, you rascally rabbit."

Yeah. Right tool for the job.

"Hey, it isn't polite to point, doc.

'"It isn't polite to ravage my carrot patch.'

'"Hold your fire, Fudd, I'm hoppin"

'"skippin' and jumpin' out of here. Ugh! Slam! Oof!'

What's up, Cicero?"

Freeze, deputy. Ah, ah. Freeze.

Just like you are, or you've bought it.

Now, stand up, real slow.

Drop the comic on the floor. Put your hands over your head.

Now, turn around.

I don't know who you are, but you ain't

gonna get away with robbin' this bank.

We ain't robbing this bank. You are.

So, if you don't want anybody to get hurt, especially yourself

you do exactly what we tell you.

Now, you're gonna pick up them moneybags

and you're gonna move to the front door.

And my partner here, he's gonna pull the car right out front.

'Let's go.'

Oh, gosh.

Now remember, you owe me one.

Pick me up at the drugstore in an hour. Okay?

You got it.

Don't be late!

So far, so good.

Remember... my partner is gonna have his gun

right on you. So don't play hero or you'll be a dead one.

Now I'm goin' for the car. You're gonna step outside.

Count to 20, walk slowly to the car.

Throw the money in, and get behind the wheel.

- 'You got it?' - Say that again, please.

Yes, sir. Just don't hurt no innocent people, please.

Well, now, that's up to you.

Step outside and start counting.

Slow.

Bye. See ya.

Hi, Enos.

What's the matter? You hard of hearin'?

Hey, where you goin' with all that money?

I, I can't talk now, Daisy. I..

It's confidential business. Now, why don't you run along.

I'll talk to you later, okay?

Okay. See ya.

Move it or your girlfriend gets it.

Now, there ain't many folks here in Hazzard that know Enos

as well as Daisy.

And you can bet the farm he ain't the Enos

that Daisy knows.

Hey, Bo, look what time it is.

Oh, yeah. We gotta pick up Daisy, don't we?

Yep.

Alright. One.

Two.

- Three. - Three.

Listen, we'll see you tonight, regular time, okay?

Yeah. We had a great time.

They sure are lucky, they're cute.

As Bo and Luke headed for town, Enos, with a gun in his back

was drivin' them heavies out of town.

Y'all oughta give up, before you get in deeper trouble.

Hey, can it, chucklehead. Pull the car over up ahead here.

- Right here? - Here.

'Well, come on, deputy, get out.'

You fellas, sure you don't wanna give yourselves up?

It's easier on you in the long run.

What for? We ain't done nothin'.

You took the money from the bank.

All we're gonna do is spend it.

I'll give you all just one more chance.

Is he for real?

I gotta get to town. Mr. Hogg's gonna kill me.

As them bank robbers was headin' out of Hazzard

Bo and Luke were headin' for it.

Aimin' to pick up Daisy, like they promised.

That Cindy sure is a nice gal.

Yeah, Sandy ain't half bad neither.

- Pretty as a picture. - Yeah.

Nice work.

Bo. Look out.

They sure was in a heck of a hurry.

Yeah, no kidding.

That's Enos.

'He'd make better time in his patrol car.'

- Enos, what you doin'? - Hey! There's been a robbery!

They got the money and went that way. Kidnapped me.

Get in, get in the door.

Better slow down a little bit.

Yeah. Wouldn't want to get busted for speedin'.

Now, the heavies had a good head start

but the General was layin' down rubber

while the crooks was layin' back.

The Dukes had a fair shot.

I tell you we did everything accordin' to the rules.

I mean, there was no regulation

that we didn't follow about leavin' money and having...

Hogg, this is the fifth time in the last two years

your bank has been robbed under very suspicious circumstances.

- No, that makes six. - Oh, would you please?

Look, I'm trying to tell you, Mr. Adjuster.

I left my trusted deputy sheriff, Enos Strate

to guard that money till the armored truck got here.

Well, then where is he? And where's the money?

- We'll find him. - Morning, Boss.

Rosco, have you seen Bo and Luke?

Never mind that. Have you seen Enos Strate?

Yeah. Just as he drove off with them bags of money.

Huh? What? What? He did what? What?

Now, let me get this straight, young lady.

Now, you saw this deputy drivin' off with bags of money?

Yeah.

'Was he alone?'

Yeah. As far as I could tell

there wasn't anybody in the car with him.

Well, Mr. Hogg, looks like you're a lucky man.

'Well, you now know, who robbed your bank.'

'We sure do.'

They made you haul the money outta there, huh?

- You walked a long way, huh? - That's them.

- That green car there. - There they are.

Hey, Slade. Take a look behind us.

Ain't that the car we passed a few miles back?

'It sure looks like 'em.'

'Comin' on awful quick. Move it.'

Oh, great. They spotted us.

That truck's not leaving us much room to get by.

Pull on up as close to that truck as you can.

I'll do that.

Look out for that truck comin' alongside.

Alright.

Holy smoke. They're cuttin' the rope.

That must be what it looks like

layin' in the bottom of a bowl when you pour the cereal.

- Look out! - Look out!

Seems like them Dukes is always havin' tire trouble.

One good thing about a country bumpkin.

- What's that? - I don't know.

I never thought of one good thing.

I'm sorry, we lost them, Enos.

That's okay, Bo.

We'll take you back to the courthouse, okay?

I got a good look at the license plate.

Did you? We'll get an A.P.B. out once we're back.

Alright.

I'm tellin' you. Enos couldn't have done it.

- He just ain't no bank robber. - Well, we all know that.

- Everyone knows it. But still... - I'll tell you something, Hogg.

That deputy better be behind bars by nightfall.

My insurance company will not cover your losses anymore.

- You understand me? - Yes. Uh.

- What a sorehead. - Listen. But..

Listen to me.

It just came out wrong. I didn't say the right thing.

Oh, that's Enos.

I'm sorry, Mr. Hogg. They got the drop on me, Mr. Hogg.

Well, Rosco. Just don't stand there. Arrest him.

- Alright, Enos. - I'm sorry, Mr. Hogg.

'You're under arrest.'

- Under arrest? - For what?

For robbin' my bank. That's for what.

Honest, Mr. Hogg. I didn't rob your bank. Two fellas did.

- We just nearly caught 'em. - 'Where are they now?'

- Well, we lost them. But... - 'Oh-ho-ho. Likely story.'

It's the truth, so help me, Mr. Hogg.

- Scout's honor, sheriff. - You know somethin'?

It's a shame, shame, everybody knows your name.

I never thought you'd be a rotten cop.

I gotta admit, even I find it hard to believe

all this about Enos, but well, we got an eyewitness.

'You got an eyewitness? Whoever it is, must be lying.'

Oh. Oh, well. Ask her yourself.

It's your own cousin, Daisy Duke.

Enos, all I said was that I saw you puttin'

those money bags in the car and drivin' off.

I can explain that.

Ah-ah! No, you can't. You can't.

No time for talkin' now, Enos. You'll get your chance in court.

Yeah, Enos. Give me that badge.

If anybody could've just curled up and died

it was Daisy.

No. Now listen. Don't look at me like that. I..

'You know, Boss, I just cannot believe'

that Enos Strate would rob a bank.

Me neither. I mean, it's the hardest thing

I've ever had to believe.

Of course, it was my money that was stolen, and yet Enos..

- Rosco P. Coltrane here. - 'Daisy Duke herself..'

Who? Yeah. Wait a minute. I'll ask him if he's here.

- Are you here? - Of course, I'm here.

Well, this is the adjuster from the insurance company.

What? Listen. Go fetch Enos, will you?

I guess, we'll just have to give him the third degree.

- O-oh! Get a... - 'I suppose we will. Listen.'

You be the bad guy, I'll be the good guy.

Wait a minute. You're a better bad guy than I am.

- Why do I have to... - Oh, please! Would you go?

- Well, say hello from Rosco. - Alright, hello from Rosco.

Oh. I don't know what I'm doin'. J.D. Hogg here.

Yeah. Oh. Yes, sir. Yeah. Oh, I'm afraid, it is true.

Yeah. Well, we got that deputy sheriff in custody. Yeah..

While Daisy and Jesse headed for Hazzard

to see about postin' bail for Enos.

Bo and Luke were scourin' the road

they'd chased them crooks on with a lot of luck.

All of it bad.

Alrighty, Enos. I'm gonna get the rubber hose.

Da-da-da!

I thought you said, you want to be the good guy.

You be the, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Alright.

Enos, my patience is wearin' thin.

- Now, then. Talk. - Well, uh, B-Boss, Boss.

Listen. Wait a minute. Don't yell at the dipstick.

Well, I...

Now. Now listen, little dipstick. Now listen.

Now, you are in deep sheep dip now, you know that.

Well, there, there maybe a way you can get out of it.

If you can get Daisy Duke to change her story.

Uh, uh, Rosco.

I'd never do that, sheriff. I'd never do that.

Daisy saw it, even though what she saw wasn't

really what she saw at all. I'd never get her to lie for me.

Even if it means my goin' to prison.

And as sure as a one-legged duck will swim in a circle.

Enos is gonna wind up in the jug.

Unless old Bo and Luke find the crooks.

Gone.

Nothin'.

Just like a paycheck by Saturday mornin'.

'Hey, there's Cooter's tow truck.'

Hey, Cooter!

- Hey, Cooter! - What say, y'all?

- Hey, Cooter. - What?

Kind of wonderin', have you seen a green car go by this way?

That's a funny thing.

'Cause I just got a call from ol' Rosie Walker.

- You know Rosie. - Yeah.

And he said, that he wanted me to come out here

and haul off a car off of his property.

- 'It turns out that that car.' - Yeah?

That very car, that he was talkin' about... was green.

- That's it. - That's your green car.

That means they switched.

It means, they also must have another one.

Let's take a look.

- Hey, do me a favor, will you? - Yeah.

- Tell me what's goin' on here. - Well..

Just our luck.

As Bo filled Cooter in, Luke searched the heavies' car.

Hey, hey, hey.

'Hey!'

- Found somethin'. - What you got?

- Look. - Capitol City Motel.

'Let's get on outta here.'

- Sorry, we can't help you tow. - Thanks a lot for your help.

Sure. But, uh..

We'll talk to you later.

The Dukes got themselves a hot lead.

Which was coolin' off real fast.

Let's get to Atlanta. I got me some plans for that cash.

Yeah, I got some plans of my own.

Hey!

Come back here, you deadbeats.

'I sure appreciate you and Uncle Jesse bailin' me out, Daisy.'

Oh, it's the least we could do.

Seein' as how I got you into this mess with my big mouth.

It's a right pretty mouth, Daisy.

And it wasn't your fault. Heck, I mean..

You just said what you saw.

Well, I know, but, Enos, there you were protectin' me.

And me not even knowin' it, and then I go and do this.

I tell you, we're gonna make it up to you, Enos.

I promise. Between Bo and Luke and Uncle Jesse and I.

We're gonna find those guys.

Thanks, but I don't want nobody gettin' hurt on my account.

Enos, you are the sweetest guy in the whole world.

Daisy, I could sit in jail the rest of my life

with them words ringin' in my ears.

You're not gonna have to.

I hope you find them..

When Bo and Luke got to the Capitol City Motel

their bad luck turned good.

'Cause the motel manager gave them the license plate

and the color of the car the crooks was now driving.

'As the state's deputy attorney general, I wanted to commend'

you two gentlemen, personally

for the arrest of that bank robber.

Even though he is one of your own.

Oh, well, that's, uh, mighty kind of you

to say them kind words, sir.

Of course, you're right. I-it is a little embarrassing.

Nonsense, Mr. Hogg.

This is an election year.

And the incumbent governor of our fair and glorious state

wants to make an example in this case.

- Oh. - Oh.

'That no one is above the law.'

- Oh, no. - No one.

- 'Even the law.' - Even the law.

Now, how strong's your case?

Oh, listen, we have an eyewitness

that's, uh, beyond approach.

Daisy Duke.

Excellent. I'd like to see the lady.

- Well, y-y-you see... - Well, look. No, you.

I mean... well, anyhow.

There's a flaw in the slaw, you see.

A flaw in the slaw?

'Well, we ain't sure that the eyewitness saw everything'

'there was to see. And we don't even know that Deputy Strate'

uh, is completely guilty.

- Not completely! - It's all very confusing.

'Now you better have the right man, Mr. Hogg.'

Because if that lawman goes free

the governor's gonna be very unhappy

with the former Hazzard County commissioner.

Oh. Former.

Now, there was a lot of roads leadin' out of Capitol City

that them crooks could be on.

But Bo and Luke plugged into the good-ol'-boy network

and an 18-wheeler told them just where to look.

Bingo. There they are.

We can do it.

- Hey, Slade. - Hm?

Company's comin'.

I'll be darned, if I know how they found us.

'Well, they're gettin' to be downright pesky.'

He's good. But I got somethin' special up my sleeve.

- He's good. - Yeah.

But you're better though. Ain't ya?

Where did they go?

'If I knew, I'd tell ya.'

- Better double back. - Yeah.

I know who those guys were.

We better lie low for a while.

Let's head to the shack.

Yes. That's what I said I saw.

But I ain't sayin' it in court, so you can twist it all around

and make it look like Enos robbed that bank.

Now, see here, young lady, I will subpoena your testimony.

And if you refuse to answer that subpoena

you'll be in contempt of court.

And if you try to change your testimony

you'll be guilty of perjury.

'So either way, you go to jail.'

Mr. Hogg, see to the situation.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Boss, Rosco, you know Enos is innocent.

Where's your backbone? You gonna let this fella, railroad Enos?

- Well, wait a minute, Jesse. - Yeah. Well...

We got our doubts, too.

That's right. Daisy was a witness.

'Yeah.'

You see there, Daisy? Our hands are cuffed.

Yeah. And if Enos is stuffed, well, you did it.

- You. - Mm.

Well, I know Enos is innocent.

And once Bo and Luke find them bank robbers

everything's gonna be just fine.

Well, uh. Alright.

- You. - Me?

- Me? - You.

'Enos is out on bail.'

- 'Great.' - So, did you find them?

- Well, yeah, we found 'em. - Good.

Yeah. But we lost 'em.

Listen, Bo's cookin' up some hot dogs. Y'all want some?

The state police has put an APB out on their car.

Don't worry about it, Daisy. Now they'll find 'em.

If they don't, I've made up my mind.

I'm gonna leave town. I can't testify against Enos.

That wouldn't do no good.

The law would come and get you no matter where you are.

If they can't find me, there's no case against Enos.

What do you think, Enos is gonna say?

Think he'll sit still while you leave town to save him?

He'd probably admit to a crime he never committed.

Luke is right. We just gotta find them fellas.

There ain't no other way.

There is another way.

A man's wife can't be forced to testify against her husband.

So one way or another, before that trial starts

I'm gonna become Mrs. Enos Strate.

Friends, that is a heart grabber

worthy of a real romantic.

Uh-uh, uh, Daisy, you gotta be kidding.

What? That's a joke, right?

You... you're not really gonna do somethin' like that?

Why not?

W-w-well. Well, for starters, Daisy, uh... you don't love him.

That's not true.

I happen to have a genuine affection for Enos.

But-but that isn't love.

We've all got a genuine affection for him.

Enos is a great guy, but that don't mean

you gotta sacrifice your whole life for him.

Enos did for me.

They were gonna shoot me down, if he didn't do what they said.

Now, I can't stand to think of Enos in jail because of me.

Besides, lot of people learn to love each other

after they're married.

But listen, you're forgettin' one thing.

Enos hasn't asked you to marry him yet.

And with him facing a prospect of goin' to jail

he ain't likely to either.

I know.

But I've got that figured out.

Now, nobody try and stop me.

- Uh.. - Uh..

I really appreciate you trying to cheer me up like this, Daisy.

Enos, I really brought you out here to talk.

I'm gonna get right to the point.

Do you love me?

More than anything in the whole world, Daisy.

'Then, why haven't you asked me to marry you?'

Well, I guess..

I guess, I just never could get the courage to.

Well, I'm gonna ask you then.

Because if I wait for you to ask me

I'm goin' to be the oldest bride in Hazzard County.

Aren't you gonna say anything?

I can't ask you to marry me, if I may be goin' to jail.

Wouldn't be fair.

'It wouldn't be fair if you didn't.'

Now, Enos, when people plan to get married

they figure, they're gonna share the good and the bad.

That's what marriage is all about. Sharing.

Okay.

I figure we're just gonna start out with the bad here.

And we'll get to the good a little later.

Daisy Duke.

Oh!

Are you okay?

I smell peas.

And pork chops.

Rosco. See if you can get J.D. to eat. Something's wrong.

Oh, well. Uh, uh, what's wrong, Boss?

J.D., are you gonna eat that or you just gonna pick at it?

Oh, I'm sorry, little sponge cake

but I mean, after all that's happened today

I don't know if you'll believe this, but I just ain't hungry.

- Oh, my. - Well, I am.

- You're not! - No, I'm not.

Come in, whoever you are.

- 'Oh, hi.' - Boss. Hi.

We'd like to get a marriage license.

You-you-you want a what?

Oh, my goodness sakes! Well, all in one day.

Out of the fryin' pan and into the fire, Enos.

I'll prove to you, I didn't rob your bank, Mr. Hogg.

You mean, him to her and her to him?

Enos, oh, my Daisy.

Oh, my goodness!

Are you two just gonna stand there and gape

or are you gonna congratulate the bride and groom to be?

Huh? Oh, yeah! We're gonna congratulate them.

Congratulations! Oh, Daisy Duke.

- Ain't that nice? - Oh, Daisy.

Tell me, when is the happy event gonna take place?

- Tomorrow. - Tomorrow?

'If we could get a marriage license.'

Oh, I got the applications right here.

- 'There they are.' - 'Four dollars.'

And find someone to do the marryin'.

Oh, well, This would be my pleasure to officiate

at the wedding personally.

That'll be $10.

Daisy, I'd love to be Matron of Honor, if you...

'Oh, I'd love for you to be, too.'

Oh, she'll be the Matron of Honor.

Oh, wait a minute there. Wait, wait, wait.

Listen. Where we gonna have the wedding?

Well, at the Boar's Nest. Where else?

And J.D. is gonna pick up the tab

for the cake and the drinks and the food, the works!

- I am? - He is?

Yeah, I guess I am.

Now you get to writing out that license.

We've got lots to do.

I'm so excited. We gotta get the Boar's Nest decorated.

'Enos, did you get a ring yet?'

Oh, no, ma'am. No, ma'am. I'm afraid not.

Golly, I hadn't had time.

Alright, well, then we'll stop at Mr. Hogg's jewelry store

'on the way and pick one out at cost.'

'Actual cost.'

'So excited!'

Thank you, Miss Lulu. Thank you, Mr. Hogg.

In a hideout just outside of Hazzard

the crooks had decided to hole up for a while.

I got more than that.

Had the car radio tuned to the police channel.

State's got an APB out for us as material witnesses

'in that robbery in Hazzard.'

Ah, don't worry about it.

Long as they got that deputy as the number one suspect

they ain't gonna be worryin' about us.

Yeah?

Why it's just it.

We may be losin' our pigeon. Here. Read this.

"Enos Strate, the sheriff's deputy

"in jail for bank robbery

"is gettin' married tomorrow to Miss Daisy Duke

the prosecution's number one witness against him."

She marries him, she don't have to testify.

They got no case.

We gotta do somethin'. And fast.

This deputy takin' our rap for us is too good to lose.

Yeah. And we gotta make sure it looks like he did it.

I think I know a way.

We ain't gonna need her testimony.

Now, the news of Daisy and Enos's wedding

had upset everybody, from the governor

to the attorney general's deputy

who realized the legal consequences.

Now, that weddin' had to be stopped.

No conviction, no re-election.

Therefore, no wedding.

Meanwhile, back in Hazzard

while everybody was preparing for the big day tomorrow

Enos was tryin' to memorize them fatal words.

I do. I do.

I do. I do. I do.

Lulu, Boss and Rosco was fixin' up the Boar's Nest.

Oh!

What did you do to me?

Busiest of all was the bride.

Your, uh..

Your Aunt Lavinia had that on when I married her.

She'd be right proud to have you wear it.

The big day finally arrived.

Them two crooks was headin' for Hazzard with the same intention

as the deputy attorney general

who was also headin' for Hazzard.

In fact, everybody was centerin' in

on the weddin' nobody really wanted, except Enos.

And he wasn't too sure.

Wasn't too bright, neither.

Well, well, well. All ready to begin.

- Yes. - Now then, Enos.

Let's have the ring.

- The ring? - Yeah.

Possum on a gum bush. I forgot the ring.

- Forgot the ring? - Good grief.

Enos, you can't drive. We'll get it.

It's in my other pants, on the... on-on my bed.

They'll go to your room. They'll get it.

Well, it wasn't too mind-bending

for them bad dudes to find out where Enos lived.

They just looked in the Hazzard phone book.

State Attorney General's office?

As a loyal citizen, I think you should know

where some of that money that was stolen

from the Hazzard bank can be found.

While the crooks were phonin' in an anonymous tip

from Enos' place

and Bo and Luke were headin' there to pick up the ring.

All everybody at the Boar's Nest could do was wait.

Except Boss.

J.D.!

That food is for after the weddin' and not before.

I know, I know. But listen. I had to taste it, didn't I?

To make sure it's good enough for the guests.

Are you questionin' my cookin'?

Because if you are, there's gonna be one weddin' here

and one divorce.

- A divorce? - Come on.

Oh. For goodness sake!

This should be one of the happiest days

of our lives, but we feel so dang miserable.

That's gonna change, right now. Look there.

- Get after it. - Prayers are answered.

- She's runnin' awful hot. - You keep goin'.

I'll slow 'em down.

Hang on. Hang on.

Yeah.

Tire trouble, again?

'If you two are conspirin"

'to avoid prosecution by gettin' married... '

People got a right to get married...

And the people also got a right to put a bank robber in jail.

- Yeah, that's... - I want a search warrant.

- Uh, a-a search warrant? - To go through Strate's house.

'Cause I have every reason to believe'

that some of the stolen money's hidden there.

Now, do you write it up or do I?

Uh, alright, we'll do it. Alright. Let's get it over with.

- Yeah... - Now, Enos..

- Alright, we'll wait outside. - We'll wait out.

They're not gonna find nothin'.

Well, of course not.

No, but I think I've found something.

Maybe the reason you really wanted to marry up with me

was like he said, to save me from goin' to jail.

Enos.

Well, maybe, it's true, and maybe, it ain't.

Folks might think that way.

So, I'm real sorry, Daisy, and I'm much obliged.

But I'm callin' off the wedding.

You know, it's amazin' sometimes

how much hurt we can do by tryin' not to.

Uncle Jesse, I'm goin' over to Enos's.

I wanna see that man's face when he finds out.

- There ain't no stolen money. - I wanna see it, too.

Meanwhile, the world's best dressed pit crew

had finished up with the tire.

Hah. Would you... well, look at this.

This, it... there's thousands.

This, if that doesn't take the paper off the walls...

- That's my money. - 'Where'd that come from?'

'I Found these in the dresser.'

Now, these serial numbers match bills taken from Hogg's bank...

- That's my money, too. - What do you say, Mr. Strate?

- Yeah. - I don't know what to say, sir.

I didn't rob no bank and I got no idea how the money got there.

Now, we're wastin' time. We don't need any witnesses.

We got solid evidence.

Sheriff. Take Mr. Strate back into custody.

- Well, eh.. - Sheriff, I didn't do it.

Oh, well, Enos, uh, listen, I'm sorry.

Oh, Daisy, Jesse, look here. We found my money.

I don't care what you found. You know, Enos didn't do it.

That's the truth, Daisy. No matter how it looks.

- Sheriff, we're wastin' time. - Enos, we've got the evidence.

- We've gotta arrest you. - Rosco! Rosco!

- Come on, let's go. - You know, he didn't.

- How do you know... - You'll find out in court.

The crooks had a good lead.

And Enos's last hope was ridin' on the Dukes.

Their four tires and no spare.

- They gotta be up ahead. - How far you suppose?

I don't know.

- Hi, Enos. - Uh. Huh.

I'll be right over here.

Enos.

Enos, let's get married. Right here. Right now.

Daisy.

I never thought I could say no to anythin' you ever ask.

This time, I have to.

I'm not gonna ruin your life. And that's all there is to it.

Please... I don't want you seein' me this way.

Enos Strate, you are impossible.

Poor, ol' Enos.

He never wanted anythin' more in life

than the love of Daisy Duke.

And as he watched her go, he remembered back to the time

when Daisy was a deputy like himself.

This could be... give me your hand.

- This ravine could be a mite... - Whoa.

- Tricky! - Enos!

Help!

'Enos!'

- Are you alright? - I think, I busted my ankle.

If you looked where you was going

instead of worrying about me, Enos.

Oh, oh, Daisy, I can't. I can't, I can't.

Oh, oh. Hold on.

I think you might have a nasty sprain.

Oh, I can't make it. Carry on without me, Daisy.

Here, take my gun. Where's my gun?

Take my gun and go after them.

Enos, I can't leave you in the middle of...

Take my gun, Daisy, and go after them.

You're a police officer, now. You took an oath.

What's important is gettin' those criminals back behind bars

before they hurt innocent people. Now take my gun.

Be careful, Daisy.

- Daisy? - Yeah?

I just want to take another look at you.

Because you never know how this will turn out, you know.

Enos, what are you talkin' about?

Well, I don't wanna get forward but

I just want you to know..

Well, I-I really care for you.

Enos.

Enos, ain't nothin' gonna happen to either of us.

Now you just sit tight and I'll be back for you.

Okay?

She loves me. She loves me not.

She loves me. She loves me not.

Bein' stubborn can be a bad trait.

But it also can be a good one. Like with Bo and Luke

bein' persistent in lookin' for them crooks.

Slade. You ain't gonna believe this.

Take a look behind us.

Drastic times call for drastic measures.

Find a good place to bail.

Comin' up. Now!

Holy smoke! Pull it over.

- Oh, Lord. - Would you take a look at that?

Surprise.

You boys just clear away from the car.

I wanna thank you boys, for the transportation.

This dang door's stuck.

Hey, Bo!

Just a second!

Take a break.

Everythin' alright?

Great.

Throw him in the trunk, bring down the General.

We'll get the money outta the wreck.

Love to.

'Come on now!'

'Alright now. Get them. Get them, in here.'

'Right in here.'

Bo and Luke not only caught the real crooks

but recovered the stolen money as well.

And that meant that Enos was completely cleared

and released.

- Get in there! Come on! - Enos, yeah, you come out.

- I said to give yourselves up. - Oh, Enos.

'Alright, now, folks. Hold on, hold on.'

Deputy, we owe you a big apology.

- Oh, that's alright, sir. - Yeah, you sure do, buddy.

Ha, ha. How about that, Enos, huh?

Yeah, now, wait, wait. Hold on, now.

We're grateful, as I'm sure, you are to your friends here

'for catchin' the real culprits.'

Well, thank you, Bo and Luke. I appreciate it.

I guess that sort of wraps it up, huh?

- I can get outta this. - 'Not on your life.'

- We got a weddin' to go to. - That's right.

Yeah, the wedding! The wedding! Come on, everybody.

- You're not invited. - Go, go, go.

Come on. Let's get to that wedding.

Well, looks like the big day's finally come.

Come in.

- How do I look? - You look great.

Yeah, just great.

You look just like your Aunt Lavinia.

Thank you.

Uh..

Daisy, we, we, we wanna talk to you.

We've been tryin' to figure out why you're doin' this.

Enos don't gotta go to jail no more.

And-and if you were to marry him, just to keep a promise

it wouldn't be fair to him or to you.

That's not true.

Now, Uncle Jesse, if I was to call off the weddin' now

what would Enos think?

He would think the only reason I asked him to marry up with me

was to save him from goin' to jail

Now, I can't do that to Enos. No matter what.

Now, if any of you have a notion to speak to Enos about this..

Well, you can just forget it.

Ex-excuse me. I just..

Oh, you're beautiful. Oh, list-listen.

Uh, Enos would like to speak to you, Daisy.

Just a second if you've got time.

Rosco, it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride now.

I don't think that makes any difference at this point.

The groom's had all the bad luck he can handle.

'Mm, would you, mm?'

This way. Go.

Where's she. Where is that girl going?

- Hi, Enos. - Hi, Daisy.

- What happened to your face? - Hives.

- They ain't just on my face. - On our weddin' day?

That's why I think I got them.

Every time something good happens, I break out.

'Yeah, I started scratchin' the minute we spoke of marriage.'

'And now, gettin' ready to walk down the aisle, I... '

Enos, are you tellin' me

that marryin' me is givin' you the hives?

My system can't take all that happiness.

I, I know it sounds crazy, but..

If thinkin' about it before we're married breaks me out.

What's it gonna be like on our honeymoon?

Or every day of my life bein' your husband?

I-I'd scratch myself to death, Daisy.

What are we gonna do?

Well, I'm gonna to try to find some way of marryin' you

and bein' happy without the hives.

Maybe, between me and Doc Appleby

we can find a way of stoppin' 'em.

It could take a long time though.

Anythin' really good's worth waitin' for, Daisy.

Enos, you are the most wonderful man in the whole world.

Now, are you sure this is what you wanna do?

The way I care for you, it's the only right thing to do.

Oh, Enos.

'Except, maybe for one other thing.'

What's that?

If I can get this fancy suit back to the rental place

before three, I only have to pay half price.

Enos. You are really somethin' else.

Oh, Daisy.

I'm sorry.

- Here they come. - What?

- 'Heh. Howdy.' - Folks, listen here.

Uh, I appreciate y'all coming

but we have an announcement to make.

The wedding's been postponed because of hives.

Yes, sir.

Only in Hazzard County, could a couple call off a wedding

and make everybody feel a whole lot better.

As for Enos, now, personally..

I think that boy could use some help.