Original subtitles

And Boss is in for a Hazzard haunting.

'Look out for Daisy.'

Why is that swinging with nobody sitting in it?

Hang on.

Rosco, I think we're hearing things.

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you've never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw.'

Way back when gas was 10 cents a gallon..

Silas Hogg, Boss Hogg's uncle..

Was like a second father to old Jesse.

Bo and Luke are driving their Uncle Jesse to town

to attend the reading of old Silas' will.

We gotta get there in a hurry but keep this car on the road.

We wouldn't be so late getting to the reading of Silas' will.

If Luke didn't take so long rebuilding that carburetor.

If I hadn't taken so long

rebuilding that carburetor we wouldn't be going anywhere.

Boys... just cool it. Keep driving.

Yes, sir.

'Everybody liked Silas Hogg, didn't they?'

'Sure.'

Silas liked everybody he ever met too.

Including his nephew, J.D.?

Well, he liked J.D. well enough.

Well, if he liked him well enough, tell me one thing?

How come he's to send you that letter

making you executor of his new will, instead of Boss?

Listen, Bo liking and trusting is two different things.

Any way you slice it, Boss's gonna be mad

when he finds out about the change.

When he finds out that Silas left all his money to charity

I'd like to see the look on his face.

And I'm gonna be there to see that charity gets it.

'I, Silas Hogg, declare this here recording'

'to be my last will.'

'To my friend, Jesse Duke in fond memory'

'of the times we spent together.'

'I leave my secret shine recipe'

'which is under the kitchen sink.'

'Everything else, including $100,000 in cash'

'is to be given to charity at the discretion'

'of my nephew, J.D. Hogg'

'who I hereby name executor of my estate.'

Well, Hogg..

Do we have ourselves a deal?

Uh, well, uh maybe we do and maybe we don't.

Uh, it was kind of complicated.

Why don't you just run it by me again.

Well, it's quite simple.

Your Uncle Silas made that recorded will 15 years ago.

But he made out a new will last month.

This written will in which he replaced you

as executor with Jesse Duke.

'For reasons which are obvious to both of us.'

Yeah? Well, speak for yourself.

Uh, in any event uh, in return for 50 percent of the estate

uh, you'd be willing to tear up that there written will

leaving me the original executor of all that money.

Yeah, that's about it.

Because nobody but old Silas and those of us here

knows about this second will.

Yeah, I get it, I get it. Alright. Ha ha ha!

- You got yourself a deal. - Good, good.

Now, it's time to tear up that written will, ain't it?

Oh, well, I'll do that after we split the 100,000

Oh, after.

In case, you get any change of ideas.

Oh-oh-oh. No, no.

The only idea I got is making sure

everything comes out fine in the end.

Uh, but what I don't understand is how come you invited

Jesse Duke to the reading of the will?

Well, he's got to be here. He's mentioned in the will.

We want things nice and legal, don't we?

- Do we? - Yes.

You're the lawyer.

You remember how to work that remote control unit, Daisy?

You bet..

That's Mr. Winkle with Daisy.

Before he retired from show business

he did a special ventriloquist impersonation act.

Now, once a year, he gives a performance

for Daisy's all-girl Junior Patrol.

Girls. This is Mr. Winkle.

And he's got a demonstration on safety for y'all.

So you pay attention, okay?

Young ladies..

Say hello to Sheriff Coltrane.

He's sitting right here in this chair.

Nah.

You don't believe me, huh?

Okay. We'll see.

Sheriff. Say something to the girls.

This is your sheriff, Rosco P. Coltrane.

'Don't be afraid of your sheriff, Rosco P. Coltran"

because he loves children.

And today, we're gonna talk about traffic safety.

While Mr. Winkle was performing tricks

for Daisy's Junior Patrol.

Lawyer Larson and Boss

was about to play tricks of their own.

'To my friend, Jesse Duke'

'in fond memory of the times we spent together'

'I leave my secret shine recipe'

'which is under the kitchen sink.'

'Everything else, including $100,000 in cash'

'is to be given to charity'

'at the discretion of my nephew, J.D. Hogg'

'who I hereby name executor of my estate.'

'Oh, ain't that just like my Uncle Silas.'

Always thinking of the poor and the needy..

Including you, Jesse.

And that dear friends, concludes the reading of the will.

- Thank you for coming. - Mm-hmm.

Uh-uh, hold on, just a second.

That don't conclude nothing. We got a letter.

- A letter? - What kind of letter?

What Bo's referring to

is a letter that Silas wrote me last month.

Saying he'd made out a new will.

Naming Uncle Jesse, as the executor.

- That's right. - Naming Uncle Je...?

I mean, I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

'Please-please, Mr. Hogg'

I know you're overcome with grief.

Mr. Duke, you have that letter with you?

Well, not on me I don't.

Of course you don't, because there's no such letter.

- A-alright, hush up, Rosco. - Well, he just...

Look here, Mr. Larson's the lawyer.

Uh, let him handle this. That's what he gets paid for.

Yeah, well, there's always a possibility

that Silas, unbeknownst to me, did make out another will.

Mr. Duke, would you mind, getting that letter.

- And bringing it here? - Well, sure.

It's-it's at the farm. We'll be right back.

Yeah, but... but, ah..

Well, was that the right thing to say?

I mean, whose side are you on anyways?

- Yeah. - Ours.

Now, we've gotta act fast.

Sharp's outside. I'll have him follow the Dukes.

Make sure they don't get to their farm

before you and your sheriff get there.

Before we get there? What do?

Oh, I get it. We're gonna go to the farm.

- Wait a minute. Boss? Boss? - Huh? Huh?

Listen. Why are we going to the Duke farm?

Why? Why? To pick apples. Why do you think?

We're gonna go get the letter.

I just wanted to see if you knew.

Yeah, oh, well alright. Come on, let's go.

Wait a minute. You got my hat on?

You got mine.

Oh, for goodness' sakes, give me that.

So remember..

Always look both ways before you cross the street.

'This is your sheriff, Rosco P. Coltrane'

'giving you a big ten-four.'

Okay, girls, I want y'all to get ready for lunch now, okay?

Mr. Winkle, you haven't lost your touch.

- That was great. - Oh. Thanks, Daisy.

Was that Silas on the record?

Oh, sure. I know his voice anywhere.

It don't make sense.

It sure don't jive with what the letter said.

The letter said he'd already written it.

Yeah, I know it.

It means that Boss has just got to be, up to his trick again.

It also means that lawyer Larson, is in on it with him.

- Uh-huh. - Maybe he is, maybe he isn't.

I'll tell you what when we show that letter to the lawyer

'if he don't do the right thing'

we'll go right to Judge Carter.

That's a good idea. I'll tell you one thing.

If that money goes to Boss, it ain't going to charity.

You got that right.

Uh-huh. Here comes the lawyer's stooge.

And it don't look like he's looking for a place to picnic.

- What the heck is that? - Who's that?

I ain't got any idea.

Oh, fine. There goes the carburetor again.

Luke, hang on.

Rebuilt the carburetor, huh?

- It was working, wasn't it? - Yeah. Not for long.

I found the problem.

Couldn't figure out where these went, huh?

Just go get the toolbox, will you?

- Give me them. - Alright.

- You got it, Uncle Jesse? - Yep. Getting my knee.

Well, I screwed up, Uncle Jesse. Look here.

That guy was trying to run us off the road.

He didn't want us to get where we was going.

That's what I was thinking. How-how bad is it?

Oh, I don't think it's too bad.

But it's gonna take a while to get back up on the road.

I'll try to get hold of Daisy. Have her pick that letter up.

- Call, anytime you need me. - Thanks.

'This is Shepherd calling Bo Peep.'

'Shepherd calling Bo Peep. Come back.'

Bo Peep here.

'Uh, w-where are you?'

Well, I just dropped off Mr. Winkle.

Jesse told Daisy about their predicament

and how important it was that she got back to the farm

and get hold of old Silas' letter.

Okay, Uncle Jesse, I'm gone.

Meanwhile, Daisy was on her way.

And Boss and Rosco were at the Duke farm

looking for Silas' letter.

Aspirin in here.

Oh, look at that. That looks like...

- Oh, forget it, will you? - Yes, well. Where?

- I know. The bedroom. - The bedroom?

They're more than likely to keep it close to them at night.

- Oh. Yeah, I see. - Alright. Uh..

- That's just.. - A lot of clothes in here.

- That's all clothes, I'll bet. - That's what it is.

I wouldn't put it in there, would you?

No. I don't know where I'd put it.

- Well.. - Let's try it over here.

You try that desk, and I'll try this.

Yeah, try that over there.

Oh, that's a nice brush there. That's...

- Rosco, keep looking. - Well..

- What? Uh-oh. What's this? - Huh?

This might be it.

- Found it? - This might be it.

- What is it? - Oh, let's see.

I think that's it.

"So, Jesse, I've finally come to realize

"what a scalawag my nephew Jefferson is.

"So I'm changing my will.

"And I'm naming you as my executor.

"That way, I'll know for sure all my money's

going to the poor and the needy."

- Huh. - Huh.

Well-well-well.

I tell you, I resent him calling me a scalawag.

So do I. I don't even know what it is. What is it?

- Never mind what it is. - Well.

All I know is that with possession

of this here letter, we got ourselves $100,000 cold cash

plus Silas' house, farm and furniture.

Come on, let's go.

Oh, that's so goody, goody for us.

Come on, Dixie.

'That's smart.'

'Dang, they already got there.'

- Alright, lose her. Lose her. - Well, she's after us now.

- 'There's Boss and Rosco.' - 'Uh-huh.'

That means they've been in the house and found the letter.

And they're driving all over the road too. Hang on, y'all.

'Look out for Daisy.'

You know, if the Dukes put all of their cars out of commission

they're gonna be doing their chasing on Maudeen the mule.

Well that's some fancy driving.

That could have been horrendous.

- Daisy, you okay? - Yeah, I'm alright.

- We couldn't hardly see you. - Nice stop.

- Where'd you come from? - We just missed Boss and Rosco.

- Hey. You got that letter? - That was something.

I caught up with Boss and Rosco on the way back

from the farm but I couldn't catch them.

Nobody was hurt. That's the main thing.

Now that they got that letter, what the heck we gonna do?

I'll tell you what, We're gonna go into town

and have a showdown with Boss and Rosco.

If we raise a stink

maybe Larson will think twice about what he's up to.

And if that don't work, there's always Judge Carter.

While we do that, Daisy should go talk to Cooter

and Silas' other friends.

I bet he mentioned that new will to them.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

- Let's go. - Let's get going.

- Watch for clouds of dust. - Right.

- Be careful. - You scared me.

'I wish I had some marshmallows.'

Well, goodbye, Uncle Silas' letter.

Hello 100,000 simoleons.

'Open up. We gotta talk to you"

Oh, just a second. Rosco, get rid of this.

Oh!

Come on in.

Alright, we know that you stole that letter from Uncle Silas.

Now, where is it?

Jesse Duke.

You know, I'm gonna have to forgive you

for that sinful accusation

'out of respect for my dear departed Uncle Silas.'

That there's him, ain't it, Luke?

Yeah it sure is. It all fits now.

Rosco, do your duty. Arrest this fella.

- He done run us off the road. - Why would he do that?

To give Boss and Rosco time to steal that letter from Silas.

- Uh-oh. - There you go again.

- Mm-hmm. - Gentlemen, gentlemen.

Let me caution you against making any false accusations.

Mr. Sharp's been with me ever since you left the office.

'Absolutely.'

And I personally guarantee you

that Boss found no letter calling him a scalawag..

- Would you just hush, please? - Well.

'I'm sick of this thing, I don't wanna hear a word on this.'

Alright, J.D., you're not gonna hear any more words from us.

We'll go to Judge Carter and see what he's gotta say about this.

- Judge Carter? - 'Come on, boys.'

We owe you one.

Did you hear that?

- They're going to Judge Carter. - Yeah.

- They're just blowing smoke. - Yeah?

- There's nothing they can do. - Alright.

I'll, I'll go to that bank in Summerville

and arrange for collecting that money.

You both sit tight until I get back.

- Alright. - 'Come on, Sharp.'

You go to the bank and get the money.

And Rosco and me.

We'll sit tight.

Oh.

Oh. Rosco, watch that gun, will you, please?

Ain't Carter the judge that's trying to get you disbarred?

Yeah, he sure is.

That's why we can't let those Dukes talk to him.

What do you want me to do?

Just make sure they don't get to Summerville.

'You know, what I don't understand is'

why did Silas make Boss the executor in the first place?

Yeah, he must have known what Boss was like.

I remember you telling us that one summer

y'all went up to Silas' place when you were kids.

And all them nasty things Boss was doing.

Well, Silas was the kind of fella

that liked to see good in everybody

and I guess he just put those nasty things

as you say, down as childish pranks.

Oh, great. We got company. Coming up on us real quick.

It's Sharp. And he ain't here to apologize.

- You better hit it. - Alright.

He's fast too.

Bo, you think that new bridge is finished over Baker's Creek?

No. Probably not. It takes county funds to fix it.

You boys thinking what I think you're thinking?

I don't wanna go flying in this car.

We don't either, Uncle Jesse, but we're here now.

Hang on.

- You alright? - Just barely.

- Get me to Judge Carter's. - Alright.

Keep this thing on the ground.

I tell you, in all the years I knew old Silas

we talked about everything under the sun.

But I don't recall him ever saying nothing

about making out no new will.

Funny, you know, the last time I saw him is right here.

Saw Boss going in his office and he says

"There goes that scalawag nephew of mine."

Tell you what, though, I know all his friends

and I'll ask around for you.

- Ha ha ha. - Ah.

- There it is. - Oh. What is that?

Well, It's a photo of Uncle Silas' house.

Oh. It is?

- It ain't Uncle Silas' house. - It ain't?

- No. Now it's mine. - Oh, it's yours?

- Soon it's gonna be yours. - You mean mine?

Yeah. And then it's gonna be mine again.

Well, that figures.

Listen, I knew something naughty was forming

in that chrome dome of yours.

I just couldn't figure out what it is. What is it?

- Alright, I'll tell you. - Yeah.

Rosco, Uncle Silas' house, uh, plus the furniture

plus the farm that goes with it, has gotta be worth

oh, I don't know, probably $50,000.

Oh.

Now, you're gonna buy it for $5000.

Uh, yeah...

And after we give Larson his 2500

well, you'll just sign it over to me.

And that way, Larson will get his honest 50-50 split.

- Just like I promised. - Wait a minute, Boss.

Wait a minute. I don't understand.

If that house is worth $50,000

how am I gonna buy it for five?

Because I'm gonna put it on public auction.

- Tomorrow at midnight. - At midnight?

Yeah. And you're gonna be the only one there to bid on it.

I would be the only one there.

Now, as soon as I get out these here public auction forms

we'll go over to Silas' house and take inventory.

Wait a minute, Boss, did you say midnight?

Yeah.

- I can't be there. - Hm?

Flash and I, we gotta go nighty-night by Nine o'clock.

Well, set your clock ahead three hours.

That way you won't lose any sleep.

Oh, well, see, that would..

- Hey. - 'Hey.'

I had a hunch you'd be here.

By the look of you, you didn't do better than I did. Did you?

No, you got that right.

Didn't Judge Carter believe you?

Sure, he believed us.

There ain't nothing he can do about it until he gets evidence.

Did he have any suggestions?

He said, and I quote

"Either you're gonna have to produce a copy of the new will

presuming one was made."

"Or get one of them conspirators to up and confess."

The conspirator is J.D. Hogg, and he's not about to confess

until he's with his Uncle Silas in the great hereafter.

- Maybe not, Uncle Jesse. - 'What do you mean?'

I got an idea.

While Luke was outlining his plan

Larson and Sharp was holding a meeting of their own.

- What happened? - Well, I don't know.

I was right behind them.

They must have kicked a turbocharger or a jet.

And that car jumped clean across the river.

And left me sitting on the other side.

They ain't gonna get away next time.

Ah, forget it, Sharp.

They'll be looking over their shoulders.

The bank, will have money ready for us, to pick up by three.

Which gives us plenty of time to catch the flight to Mexico.

What about them Duke boys?

Well, we'll let Hogg handle them.

All he's gotta do is keep them under wraps till midnight.

Let's go.

If you can hear me, Mr. Hogg

'please respond.'

- For goodness sakes. - Oh, here.

Give me that.

- This is J.D. Hogg responding. - Say hello from Rosco.

- Too late. - Oh.

Larson told Boss how things stood

and what Boss had to do to protect their interest.

Oh, don't you worry none. I'll handle it.

- Come on, Rosco. Guess what? - What?

- We gotta go stop them Dukes. - Oh.

I think Larson is gonna steal the money

while Boss is out watching the Dukes.

You realize the only way this thing is gonna work

is if somehow, through all that greed, Boss finds a conscience.

Yeah, I know that.

What do you think, Uncle Jesse?

Well, if I was a betting man, I sure wouldn't bet 100,000 on it.

Well, speak of the devil. Here he comes.

- Faster, there they are. - Yeah.

'Turn. Turn there, will you.'

This is J.D. Hogg, County Health Commissioner

calling the Dukes.

We're right behind you, don't you know?

We want you to pull over

on account of this is a medical emergency.

It is?

- It is. - Oh.

You know what? If we jump to the lower road, we can lose 'em.

If we'd, what?

Well, it's more like sort of a hop, Uncle Jesse.

Bo, you pull over right now.

I'd rather take my chances with J.D.

Alright. Come on.

Alright, J.D., what's this medical emergency?

Yeah. Well.

Rosco, Rosco. Oh-oh-oh.

Don't get any closer to them Dukes

till we find out what they got.

Rosco, I-I don't think them Dukes have heard about it.

Well, no I don't guess so.

- Ain't heard about what? - Uh.

You dodo, that disease

that's spreading like wildfire over in Summerville.

Oh.

- Oh, that disease. - That disease.

'Queasy-queasy.'

'Since you Dukes have just been in Summerville.'

It's my duty, under section 3

of the communicable diseases regulations

to see to it that you spend at least 24 hours in quarantine.

At least.

So we make sure you ain't got it.

Yeah.

Now, y'all pay attention.

First off, the Dukes wasn't hiding behind the door

when the Almighty passed out brains.

They knew something was up with Boss.

And they figured if old Boss thought

that they were safely put away

well, then they'd be free to hunt for the letter.

It was the old Hazzard doublethink.

Which is, let the other guy

think that you don't know what he's doing, but you do.

So whatever he does, he can't.

Because you already know about it. See?

Just go on in there, or I'll get you

for insubordination of a county official.

Quarantined.

Yeah, that ought to hold them.

I sure am lucky I had this safe house to put them in, ain't I?

- Yeah. - Now, you..

You remember to do like I told you, huh?

And after I split that money with Larson

I'll come back and pick you up.

Listen, Boss, you don't think those Dukes

really had any kind of communicating disease, do you?

What? Oh, yeah. Yeah, they did.

- Oh. - Yeah, yeah.

- Bad case of terminal stupid's. - Oh.

And they caught it from you.

Listen, just unhitch that General Lee.

So I can get out of here, will you?

Rosco's gonna stand guard on the front porch.

There's more than one window around here.

Let's go try that one over there.

- That's stupid. - And bad.

Quarantine. Can you believe that?

Hey, wait a second.

Here. Give that a pop with your hand, would you?

'Alright.'

You're..

You sucker, you just..

Hm.

Oh, that's rotten. That..

One, two...

We need something to pry it with.

No, we got it, Uncle Jesse.

- We can work it loose. - Hey, there.

Alright, I'm serious now.

Freeze?

Whoa! That's it.

Oh, I did it. That's it.

That..

Alright, fella, you're next.

Shh-shh-shh.

Freeze.

Well, just about anywhere Rosco fired

he'd hit a Duke, so they freezed..

Uh, froze.

Uh, they did what he said.

You don't need the gun, Rosco.

- You near scared us to death. - Hey.

Come on, let me help you up. Did you twist your ankle?

Wait a minute, I'll help him. If there's any helping.

That's my old tripwire.

Here, Jesse. Wait a minute. Oh.

- Alright, Rosco. - Wha...

Shame-shame-shame now.

You weren't hurt. You tricked me.

- Well, you tricked me. - Well..

What comes down, comes around. Here, let me help you up.

- Well, just... - Just right there.

Well, just... oh.

Daisy finally caught Mr. Winkle

and told him how they needed his help..

And why.

Mr. Winkle loved it.

He needed a gig bad.

Even a free one.

Well, just... I'll just..

Oh. That's just..

Now, off with it..

Uh. See, they try to tie up..

Oh, ah.

And lock me in here. I'll just..

Yeah. I'll just... well, I... yeah.

Uh, see? He-he.

More than one way to skin your..

The Dukes met up in Boss' office.

While Bo and Jesse was watching for any sign of Boss

well, Daisy and Luke played the recording Silas had made.

'My friend, Jesse Duke.'

Why don't you give it a try, Mr. Winkle.

I, Silas Hogg, do hereby declare

this here recording to be my last testament.

Alright, it sounds great.

- Is that alright? - Okay.

'Yeah, I got them Dukes in quarantine.'

Here they come.

'Don't worry about them no more.'

That's the signal. Duck.

Hm.

Uh, come on, Mr. Winkle.

Alrighty.

Now then, Mr. Larson..

What about that $100,000?

Get me that Summerville bank. I wanna talk to a Mr. Lucas.

Mr. Lucas.

Alright. Be glad to.

Uh, Gussie. This is J.D. Hogg here.

Uh, would you get me a Mr. Lucas at the Summerville bank?

Oh, Mr. Lucas. Uh, hold on.

Mm. Mr. Lucas?

Eh, Larson.

'Oh, that's fine.'

Yeah, I'll be there in person to pick it up.

Money will be ready by the time I get there.

'Oh, yeah.'

Uh, where do you wanna meet for the split?

Oh. Well, listen.

I'm going out to Silas' house now to take inventory.

Uh, can you bring the money there?

'I not only can, I will.'

Mr. Hogg, it's a pleasure doing business with a man

who likes to do business.

Likewise, I'm sure.

- There you go. - Thank you.

'Hey.'

Well, here it is.

Larson's gone to pick up the money.

They're gonna divide it at Silas' house.

Oh, great. There goes your plan, Luke.

No-no-no. This is gonna make it work even better.

All we gotta do is beat Boss over to Silas'

and make sure that Larson don't get there.

Well, I can detain Larson. He don't know me.

Well, alright. But you be careful.

'That fella with him is just dead-out mean.'

- Okay. - Yeah. You ready, Mr. Winkle?

- Ready as I'll ever be. - He was sounding great.

- He sure did. - You okay?

- Well, I was scared, yeah. - We got it.

Oh, tiddly-tuddly.

Oh, good news.

'Good news. A jackass.'

There's transportation on the hoof.

Yeah. Good thing I was a rodeo star.

Now, while Luke's plan to get Boss to confess

was moving right along.

Rosco was in need of any transportation.

But knowing his luck with vehicles

he'd soon be filling out forms for wrecking a mule.

Oh. Oh, that's it.

Oh-oh.

Oh, jumpy, huh?

Well, you scuff me, and I'll scuff you.

You jackass. Uh, jack..

What are you laughing at?

Lester won't even let my dad ride him.

Well, that's just..

Hey, uh... uh, just a second there.

Hold it there, I wanna talk to you.

Just-just, uh..

Uh, listen... um..

That mule ain't exactly a saddle horse, is it?

Well, what do we have here? Isn't this a doozy?

It looks brand new.

I'm gonna have to condemner it. I mean I've to borrow it.

I have to borrow it for police business.

- It's official. - I don't know.

Well, you see, I-I have to have it.

It's an emergency.

I have... it's police business.

See, I'm in hot pursuit.

This... you'll notice at no time do my hands leave my wrists.

I love this.

Be careful with it.

While Daisy was trailing that no-account lawyer, Larson.

Trying to figure out how to keep him

from getting to Silas' house too soon.

And Boss Hogg was heading for Silas' house

the General was taking a shortcut.

For Luke's plan to succeed, the Dukes and Mr. Winkle

had to get to Silas' house before Boss Hogg.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

My-my car stalled out.

Heck, I broke a nail trying to fix it.

Oh, I-I hope you gentlemen are alright.

Yeah, we're alright.

And since you're alright, we'd like to be on our way.

Oh, sure, but I can't let you go

without inspecting the damage on your car.

Now, you just stay right here.

Hm.

That's one scatter brained young woman.

Yeah, maybe.

Maybe not.

- What you got there? - Your registration.

Miss Duke.

I guess sticking your nose, in other people's business

is a family trait.

Let's get a move on.

We better get this done fast. J.D. could be here at any time.

Alright, Mr. Winkle, set that box up here on the top step.

- Okay. - Where do we start?

We set all the magnets on the outside first. Then the inside.

- Alright. - Let's set the gate up.

- You got some gadgets for that? - Here. That's for that.

Y'all remember that remote control gizmo

Winkle used on the chair with Rosco's voice?

Well, they're fixing to use it again.

Let's go.

Oh!

Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa.

What a horrendous crash. That..

That-that would have killed 10 ordinary men.

That was just a... that doggone bicycle

you made me drop my..

I better take it back to that little boy.

- Alright, that does it. - That's great.

Okay. You guys bring that box in.

We've move fast. We got lot to do and not much time.

- Alright. - Also... here.

- Come on, Bo. - There we go.

Hey. Alright. The right tool for the job.

'That's right.'

This sucker here is getting heavy.

It just..

Criminally attack a law officer.

I should have dumped it a long time ago. It just..

One way or another, Rosco was gonna wind up

buying that boy a new bike.

You boys remember how to use a remote control unit?

Yeah. A can of corn.

Where are you and Uncle Jesse gonna be when Boss gets here?

Those bushes alongside the porch there.

We'll be on the other side.

You get going, there's a car coming.

Alright, come on.

Here we are. There.

- Alright. - Give it a shot.

- Which one works gate? This? - Yeah.

Welcome, Jefferson.

You haven't been here since you were a little boy.

Welcome, Jefferson.

You haven't been here since you were a little boy.

Who said that?

'Your Uncle Silas.'

My Uncle Silas? But-but..

'Don't you recognize my voice?'

Yeah, I recognize your voice.

But you can't be Uncle Silas, you're dead.

I-I-I mean, he's dead.

'I may be dead, Jefferson'

'but I'm not at peace.'

Listen, whoever you are, this ain't funny.

Well..

Oh-oh-oh, you scared me.

- Well, you scared me. - Rosco.

Oh, please, that was a mean thing of you to do.

- What? - Ah.

Well, coming up here like that.

What are you doing here anyways?

What happened to the Dukes?

Well, there's kind of bad news on that.

Oh, no.

They were, and then they weren't...

- I know, they got away. - Well, sort of.

You didn't talk to me as you came up here, did you?

- No, I was too pooped. - You were?

Alright, it don't matter none. Listen, come on.

Which one does the... this one?

That one there. That one there.

First, we got some heavy inventorying to do.

- Boss. - Uh, what?

Look.

Why is that swinging with nobody sitting in it?

There sure ain't.

I'm sitting here, Jefferson.

Rosco..

Did you hear that?

I heard that. Who's "I'm"?

Sounds exactly like my Uncle Silas.

'Don't you remember when you and Jesse were little boys'

'and you visited me?'

And you fixed the swing so that when Jesse sat in it

it pinched his little behind.

And you fixed the swing

'so that when little Jesse sat in it it pinched his behind.'

I thought you said your Uncle Silas was dead.

He was. I mean, he is. He is. He is!

Oh!

'He ought to be.'

Come on. Let's get inside

before we start hearing things again.

- It's just.. - Argh. Would you please?

Uh.

- Oh. - Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Yeah, that's a dusty old place.

- Ah! What did you...? - No one shut the door.

Oh.

Oh, I..

I got a quiver in my liver.

Come on, come on.

Rosco..

That chair is rocking away.

Yeah.

It was Uncle Silas' favorite.

It looks like he's sitting in it this very minute.

Oh. Maybe it's termites.

Oh.

'Things ain't changed much'

'since you were here as a boy, Jefferson.'

'And you were such a bad boy, Jefferson.'

No-no-no. It wasn't me.

I-I didn't do none of them terrible things, Uncle Silas.

Me either.

No, they was all done by that little brat Jesse Duke.

Oh.

Remember this lamp, Jefferson?

'Remember this lamp, Jefferson"

Huh?

Oh yeah, the lamp. Yeah.

'How you used to stand outside that window'

'and fire your little BB gun at it'

when poor little Jesse was doing his homework?

- Ah! Oh, no. - Oh!

You still deny it, Jefferson?

No-no-no. I did it. I did it.

I broke that lamp and fired the gun.

And I did everything because I was a bad-bad-bad little boy.

But I've changed.

I have changed, Uncle Silas, and that's the truth.

Listen, Boss. I'm getting out of here.

No, no, don't leave me! Don't leave me alone, with my Uncle.

Listen, he wasn't my uncle.

Stop, stop.

Uncle Silas. I'll give you $10,000 cold cash

just to go away and stay away forever.

Here, have fun, Uncle Jesse.

Money's no good to me, Jefferson.

No, no, no. Ah, no.

Oh, Bo, Luke, we're so glad to see you.

Boss, what's wrong? You don't look well.

Luke, Bo, thank goodness you come here.

Yeah. Uh-uh, see if you can get Boss' Uncle Silas

to leave us alone.

'They can't help you, Jefferson.'

No one can.

- You hear that? - Yeah, hear that?

- Hear what? - Well, I didn't hear nothing.

Oh!

Uncle Silas, uh, how-how come the Dukes can't hear you

and Boss and I can?

'Only the guilty can hear me.'

'I'll be with you both night and day'

'for the rest of your lives unless..'

- Unless what? - Unless what?

Unless you confess to the terrible thing you're doing

and see to it that my money goes to charity.

Uh, Uncle Silas. This is your poor nephew, J.D. Hogg.

And say hello from Rosco.

- Uh, not at a time like this. - Oh!

Uh, I'm right here on bended knee

and I give you my solemn words as one Hogg to another.

Your money will go to charity. Just like you wanted.

Well, in that case, Jefferson, I'll leave you now.

Oh!

'But if you go back on your word..'

- I won't. - He won't.

- I won't. - He won't.

I won't.

Boss, I donno what you're doing or who you're talking to

but he's doing the right thing. Ain't he, Bo?

Yeah, he is. I'm proud of you. Let's help you up.

Come on out and get some air.

- Yeah, you look peaked. - I think he's gone.

Jesse, what's you and Winkle doing here?

Uh, well, I'm just over here reliving some of the good times

I had in this old house and, uh, some of the bad.

Well. Well, Mr. Larson, I'm here. I'm here.

Heh. And you're here. Heh-heh! And, Rosco, uh, arrest this man.

- I'll take the satchel. - Alright. Hee-hee.

'Oh-ho, it's all here.'

Eh, uh, Jesse, uh, this money is yours

to give to charity. Just like Uncle Silas wanted.

Well, thank you, J.D.

I donno how the Dukes got you to do

what you're doing, Hogg. Uh, but it doesn't matter.

Will you all kindly look over here?

- Alright. Alright. - Daisy?

- Coming out. - You alright?

- Yeah... yeah. - Now then, I'll take this.

Yeah, but what about my 50 percent?

- What about Daisy? - She comes with us.

What you got her for? You got the money right there.

If you all behave yourselves you'll get her back eventually.

Now, I don't like it when they start jeopardizing

sweet little old Daisy.

How we gonna get her back without getting her hurt?

Well, in the way I figured... first...

Oh, he didn't ask you.

- No, no, no, he asked Luke. - Oh!

Let's see, from the direction they left..

I-I got an idea. We take the General Lee...

Luke outlined a plan that called for split-second timing

and involved Rosco and Boss as well as the Dukes.

- Alright? Right in there. - Let's not talk anymore.

- Come on. Let's go. - Uncle Jesse, you ride with us.

And Winkle, you go along with Boss and Rosco.

- Okay. Everybody got it? - Yeah, we got it.

You're never gonna get away with this.

Yeah, that's what they told me in law school.

Oh, yeah? Well, you ain't making it out of the state, pal.

Twenty minutes, we'll be on our way to Mexico.

That's easy. The police will notify the Mexican authorities.

Yeah, but they won't be looking for two men and a woman.

Are you taking me with you?

Well, you've been so helpful I think you deserve a holiday.

Rosco, listen. I've been thinking.

Uh, if you and me get to Larson before them Dukes do

uh, if we dipped our hands into that satchel full of money

nobody would know.

I would know, Jefferson.

Uh! Oh!

Uncle Silas, you're still here.

Listen you didn't give me a chance

to finish what I was saying.

I'll give you a chance to finish. Go ahead and finish.

Well, what I was saying was nobody would know

if Rosco and me put another 10,000

into that satchel for charity.

They got an awful good head start.

Maybe there's something we can do about that.

Luke called Rosco on the CB and said to execute

the old moonshine nutcracker at the Boar's Nest

which is to catch a car between two cars.

You don't get any smart ideas.

If I figured right we ought to be seeing them about... now.

You figured right. There they are.

There they are. There they are. There they are.

Where-where did you tell Rosco he ought to meet us?

- Whoa! - The General Lee!

Hit the brakes.

The problem was the moonshine nutcracker

don't hardly work at all if you miss the car.

Alright. Come on. Out of there right now.

- You alright, Uncle Jesse? - Yeah, I'm alright.

Daisy, you alright?

- Yeah, I'm fine. - Boy, you did great.

- Thanks. Wow. - Wow, Luke did alright.

Tell you what. Come on in. I'm buying.

But just the first one.

Well, I'm gonna arrest those ruffians.

Why don't you take over here, Rosco.

- Alright, Daisy. - Come on, y'all.

Sorry.

I gotta get this here bag here.

Yeah. It's going somewhere alright.

Uncle Silas, do you approve?

I hope you do. And I hope you survived that wreck.

Look at this place.

Boy, y'all missed a heck of a wreck out there.

Right out there. Y'all go take a look.

- Right out front. - Yeah.

Boss turned over the $100,000 to Jesse to give to charity

just like Silas wanted.

And Boss with a little prodding from Mr. Winkle

kept his word and added a check for $10,000 more.

And all this started 'cause the Dukes was determined to see

that a charity will was properly done.

All they got out of it was the General Lee repaired

from the moonshine nutcracker wreck.

But then, that's what make the Dukes kind of special, huh?