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♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meaning no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ They're fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a true modern-day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw!'

I'm giving y'all fair warning.

You're gonna see one of the most

unusual days in Hazzard history.

If it's unusual in Hazzard

y'all know it's gonna be a clod-stomper.

You did alright.

The Dukes was returning from a fishing trip.

That's when it all commenced.

Uh-huh.

That car ain't got no driver.

You see, there is someone drivin' that car

but it's by remote control from way up on Eagle Point.

Okay. Cut it.

How about that? Works like a charm, don't it?

Yeah, just like you said.

You sure that car's gonna go fast enough to catch that train?

Positive. I made this beauty to work, boys.

- What's the time, Burke? - Almost 10:00.

Freight will be coming through any minute.

Okay. I better put in a call to the fat man.

- Oh, don't touch that. - I wanna play with it.

- J.D. Hogg speakin'. - It's me, Boss.

We up here on Eagle Point, all ready for our trial run.

Oh, ready for our trial run.

Good. Alright.

Go ahead. And then, report back.

Uh, listen, Boss, if you don't mind me askin' you..

Uh, now, you're gonna hire those gentlemen

but just for a trial run?

Yeah, that's correct.

But at 5:00 this afternoon, it'll be the real thing.

The real thing.

That's when the Hazzard Express will be comin' through

carryin' a shipment worth at least two million green ones.

Two million?

Bound for the Precious Metal Exchange in Atlanta.

Oh!

Yeah.

Only, just as it passes the crossin' below Eagle Point

our specially-rigged remote-control car

is gonna smash right smack-dab into the rear of it.

So as not to hurt the engineer, you know?

Knockin' all them end freight cars

butt over bump. Like that.

Oh! What a horrendous crash.

And then, all that gold and silver and platinum's

gonna be lyin' around just waitin' for us to pick it up.

Oh, you mean finders-keepers, losers-weepers.

- That's it. - Fat buddy, I'm proud of you.

Say, you know, at 5:00, we're gonna be millionaires.

Yeah, 5:00.

- This is one of your finest. - Yeah.

Five o'clock.

That's gonna be my finest hour.

Oh, is it...

Train's coming.

Okay. Here we go.

Must be gettin' near 10:00. The freight's comin'.

Shoot, we're gonna have to stop.

- No way we can cross it. - Oh, come on, Bo.

Another car.

Bo, look out!

Hey, that driver's gotta be crazy.

What guy's that? There ain't nobody in the car.

It's empty.

They messed up everything. The train's gone by.

Now, relax. Get our car out of there

before them rubes get a good look at it.

Hey, look at this. It's takin' off.

Now, y'all know that there ain't no way

the Dukes ain't gonna follow that car.

Who wouldn't?

They're goin' after our car. Shake 'em! Shake 'em!

Alright, alright. No problem.

Watch this.

Right, let's think this over, huh?

Nah, Luke. We ain't gonna give up that easy.

Hang on.

'Yee-haw!'

Don't believe it, they followed us.

Can't shake 'em, wipe 'em out.

Bo!

Holy smoke.

That car was tryin' to total us.

Yeah, let's hope there wasn't anybody in there. Come on.

Don't let 'em come any closer, or they'll find the remote box.

- Oh! - Come on.

It's comin' from up there somewhere.

These guys are really playin' for keeps.

They don't want us to get to that wreck.

We gotta get back to town and tell Rosco.

I don't care. I gotta go take a look.

You crazy?

Maybe I'll look some other time.

Rosco's gotta be easier to deal with than that guy.

Listen, Bo, you drove in, you drive out.

I don't think they're tryin' to hit us, though.

Oh, Rosco.

Watching this train go around this here track is the most fun.

Oh, me too.

And havin' two million bucks fall into my pocket

at the same time makes it pure Hogg heaven.

Hogg heaven.

No, no, no. It's mine.

Oh, good grief.

When we divvy up that loot, you can buy one.

Oh, well, that's good.

That must be some of the fellas of ours

callin' back on the trial run.

You know, that fella Perry's an electronics whiz.

- Oh, yeah. - J.D. Hogg speakin'.

Oh, I thought it'd be you. Da-da-da!

- Now, how did everything go? - It was a disaster.

Another car came along just as we was makin' our run.

Another car?

And it ran us off the road.

- 'Our heap is totaled.' - Totaled? Oh, no.

I mean, there ain't hardly practically

never no traffic on that there road.

'That orange car was there, and could it move.'

Orange car? Of all the dagblasted luck.

- That belongs to the Dukes. - Who are they?

'The biggest troublemakers we got around here.'

'I get myself a brilliant idea all worked out'

'and they stick their dagblasted noses into it.'

Boss. Boss. Bad news, bad news.

Speakin' of the Dukes, here they come this way

and they're hurryin'.

Oh, them Dukes just came barrelin' into town.

I'll call you back soon as I get rid of 'em.

- Come on, Rosco. - What?

- We gotta hide the train. - What? No.

No, you hide it. It's your train.

Move, you ninny!

If they get wise to us, we're out two million bucks.

- Yeah, come on, come on. - Yeah.

Oh, there, good. All covered up.

Now, no matter what them Dukes say, deny everything.

- Everything! - Yeah.

- About what? - Oh, you ninny. Come on.

Rosco!

'Hey, Rosco, you around?'

Alright. What's so important that you come busting in here?

We got us some sheriffing business to do with sheriff.

- Oh. - Yeah, we got shot at.

And we were attacked by a car with no driver.

- A car with no driver? - No.

- Ooh, I know. - He knows.

It was the invisible man.

Yeah, he always passes through Hazzard this time of year.

And you know who probably was with him?

- Who? - The tooth fairy.

- Oh, yeah. - Going to a dental convention.

- I believe. - Isn't that a doozy?

Boss, Rosco, this ain't no laughin' matter.

We can prove it. Come on out to Eagle Point.

The car's sittin' in a ditch.

'That's right.'

I don't know what you Dukes are trying to pull.

Me and Rosco got important county business to attend to.

So, I don't wanna hear no cock-and-bull story

about no disappearin' men.

Just start disappearin' yourselves.

- But, Boss. We were shot at. - Yeah.

We figure that car was run by remote control.

- Load of hogwash. - Yes.

Just go, like I said. Or I should've said it. Get.

- Yeah. Go on, riff-raff. - Come on, let's go.

I won't have you wrecking any property around here.

Listen, you're cluttering up us business.

Stay out of it.

And I mean if, if it's not the time..

O-oh!

I'm gonna knock 'em in the middle.

They've got their dang nerve, not believin' us.

That's for sure.

Too bad Enos is away. He'd listen to us.

We gotta get back up to Eagle Point and get evidence.

- Yeah. - Hey.

What about all that shooting?

- We have to be careful. - Yeah.

I'll bet you them Dukes are headed back to Eagle Point

to start snoopin'.

So listen. Get rid of that wrecked car

and do it fast.

You sure were right about them bein' trouble, Boss.

- No, enough them Dukes, please. - Yeah, enough of that! Yes.

I'm worried about that shipment of precious metals.

Alright, let me talk to Perry.

- He wants to talk to you. - Yeah?

Perry, you think you can switch that remote control box of yours

to another car before that 5:00 express comes through?

No problem. Just need a couple hours.

Alright. Then listen. Swipe another car.

- Okay.. - Get it? Wait, not you!

- Ooh! - Oh, please.

And listen, keep me posted.

Fat man says we get rid of that and grab some more wheels.

Hey, aren't we doing this the hard way?

Why don't we plant some dynamite between the rails

and blow up the train?

Now, we keep tellin' you, Carney

them railroad-security guys keep checkin' the tracks.

We can't chance it.

Now, let's get a move on.

Let's get this heap into the truck.

- Alright. - Okay, we'll take care of it.

- I'll keep a look out. - Alright.

And meanwhile, Bo, Luke and Daisy was barrelin'

toward Eagle Point to check out a car

which ain't gonna be there.

Hey!

'We sure won't have to go far to swipe us a car.'

Them Duke boys are handing us one on a silver platter.

That orange car comin'?

Yeah. And they won't cause trouble without wheels.

We'll grab their car.

Carney, get rid of our truck.

Right.

'You sure you got all the parts'

'of that wrecked car in the back?'

Everything's set and ready to go.

Come on, Mr. Perry, we'll wait for 'em.

Just be careful. Them fellas might still be around here.

That's right.

Can't be too careful, though.

Hey, look at this.

'The wreck's gone!'

Yeah, right there's where they dragged it out.

Those shots came from up here at Eagle Point.

Well, if the car's gone

I suppose that means them fellas are gone, too?

Let's take a look.

- Okay. - Alright.

- You comin'? - Yeah, we're comin'.

Come on.

Phew.

If he was controllin' that car from somewhere

this would be the place.

You can see everything from up here.

- Quite a view, ain't it? - Yeah, it's great.

Take a look.

All these fresh tire tracks leadin' out.

Bo, Luke, look at this. Shell casings.

- Hey, this door's stuck. - This one, too.

Take a look at this.

Looks like part of a remote-control unit.

Bunch of cut wires too.

That sound like the General to you?

- Sure does. Come on. - Yeah!

Let's get out of here.

Now, them boys are livin' dangerously.

In Hazzard, they still hang car thieves.

Hey!

For the Dukes, seein' that was like watchin'

a member of the family kidnapped.

'Someone just stole the General.'

- Got a look at 'em, Luke? - No.

But it looked like there was two of 'em.

Who could've done this? And why?

I don't know, but we ain't gonna find out standin'.

Let's go find a phone.

Hey, are we gonna report this to Rosco?

And get laughed at again? Heck, no.

I'll call Uncle Jesse and get a ride.

If anybody's gonna look for the General, it's us.

You got that right.

It's a long way down.

Good.

Yeah, even better.

We got this heap set to blow. Come on.

- Oh, yeah. - All together, now. Push.

You sure you can switch the remote control to this buggy?

No problem.

We got us some high-rankin' wheels here, boys.

We got us the General Lee.

And by 5:00, I'll have him all hooked up

and loaded with dynamite, just to make sure.

And when that train load of goodies comes through... pow!

'Piece of cake, huh?'

Okay, Carney, take it in.

- Hey. This door's stuck. - We know.

Through the window.

Okay. We should find ourselves another hideout, Mr. Perry.

Somewhere in the hills here.

Nearby, so you can get to work.

Well, at 5:00, General Lee's gonna catch a train

and that's gonna be the end of him

unless providence or the Dukes intervene.

How you like that?

Meanwhile's, the Dukes was callin'

Uncle Jesse to pick 'em up.

We are out at Waylon Corners. We're kind of sittin' here..

Them car-nappers was reportin' to Boss

what they had done, figurin' they'd get a pat on the back.

Oh! What? You dumbbells! You idiots!

That's the worst thing you could've done.

You should've swiped anybody else's car but theirs.

But you said they were trouble.

So we figured if we grabbed their wheels..

'...it'd put 'em out of action.'

Yeah, not them Dukes. No, no, no.

I mean, this'll only make 'em madder.

When they get mad, look out.

They'll stop at nothing to get back their General Lee.

What do you want to do then? Call off the heist?

And blow two million bucks? Not on your life.

Wait, let me think. Alright, tell you what.

You go ahead. You do like we planned, and use the General.

Sheriff Coltrane will take care of them Dukes.

Well, how am I gonna do that?

- How, how? - Mm.

You're gonna get out there and chase them Duke boys.

Keep 'em on the run.

- I am? - Yeah, you are.

That is, until that 5:00 express

that comes through Eagle Point

and that shipment of gold, silver and platinum

is tucked away nice and safe.

- That's the magic word, "gold." - Yeah.

Can I have my share in gold?

You'll get cow chips if you don't chase them Duke boys.

Well, don't you worry. Rosco P. Coltrane.

I'll cuff 'em and stuff 'em. I'll flip 'em and flop 'em.

I mean, I'll beep 'em and boop 'em... 'Ow!'

- Too bad about the General. - Yeah.

I just don't understand all these crazy things, Uncle Jesse.

First, we get attacked by a car with no driver.

Then we get shot at. Now the General Lee's stolen.

Well, it's got to be connected.

Somehow, it does. You alright there?

If we're gonna find General Lee, we better get home.

Can we borrow your car, Daisy?

Take care of it.

Listen, fellas, don't worry. We'll get the General back.

Uh, Daisy's right.

Maybe somebody's just playin' a prank

or somethin' like that.

- You really think so? - Well, could be.

Yeah, I guess it could.

I guess we'll be real happy when the General gets back.

Amen to that.

Come on, Uncle Jesse. Can't this thing go no faster?

As soon as they got back to the farm

the Dukes split up and took off to cover the county

in search of the stolen General.

See you, huh?

And meanwhile, the General was in big trouble.

Boss' train-robbin' gang had found another hidin' place

up in the hills, and they was guttin' the General and doin'

a remote-control overhaul for the great train robbery.

Have you seen the General Lee come by this way?

Nope. Can't say I have seen him.

- Huh, much obliged. - Thanks, Mr. Heaver.

Look, Flash, whoo-ho! There are the Dukes.

Oh, your daddy found 'em.

You know what. We'll chase 'em, and then they'll run.

And then they'll chase 'em some more.

What we'll do is we'll keep chasin' 'em

till those fellas can knock off that train

and then, we're gonna be rich.

You're gonna be up to your velvet ears in doggy num-nums.

'Get on over. I'm serious now.'

Rosco, we ain't got time for that.

'Just leave us be, alright?'

Rosco, we ain't got time to stop and talk.

The General's been stolen. We need your help.

Oh, tiddly-tuddly.

Alright, you two, just pull it on over.

I'm gonna take you in.

- Take us in? - Yeah, yeah.

What you gonna arrest us for? You can't take us in.

Don't give me any back talk.

Now, get that vehicle off the road.

- No way. - What? What? Oh, yeah?

'Well, just. We'll see about..'

Oh, Flash, here's the lake. Oh!

We're gonna go in.

He done made it to the other side.

Oh. That was horrendous. Duke!

I wonder why he was after us in the first place.

I don't know. He and Boss sure been acting funny

since we told 'em about that car.

Well, what say we head back to Boss' office.

Maybe we can figure somethin' out there.

Uncle Jesse says I do all the thinkin'.

Well, it's all hooked up the way I want it to be.

Alright. Let's see her start.

Way to go!

You did it, Mr. Perry, with two hours to spare.

Okay, well, let's see how it moves along.

Yeah.

Hoo-hoo.

I'll see if it's clear down below.

Yeah, it's all clear. Bring the box over.

I'll take the General to see how fast I can make him go.

Yeah.

Talk about luck. What a time for the boys to show up.

Sometimes, Duke luck is good.

I don't believe it. Take a look ahead.

Ha. The General.

- Chase 'em off the road. - Why don't you cut him off?

I can't wait to get my hands on him.

'He ain't got no driver neither.'

Luke, he's headed for us. Do something.

And sometimes, Duke luck is bad.

You missed 'em!

You missed em.

'Go on, get 'em. Get 'em!'

Here he comes again.

Whoever's runnin' him and wherever from

they sure wanna wipe us out good.

Luke, look out, now.

Luke, don't go down there!

- Ha ha. Got 'em. - Nice goin', Mr. Perry.

That was more of a trial run than I was figurin' on.

Hey, it's them two hicks that own the car.

Pull the General out of there, fast.

They must be runnin' him from up there like the other one.

At least we found the General. Let's let the others know.

This is Lost Sheep callin' Shepherd.

Lost Sheep callin' Shepherd. Come back.

Hey there. Have you seen the boys?

Nope. Not been around anywhere.

If they show up, have 'em call me.

Yeah, I will.

Lost Sheep callin' Shepherd. Come back.

It must've got jolted when we got hit.

I hope this doesn't louse up our heist.

No way. That orange baby almost ready to go.

All we gotta do is head back to Eagle Point overlookin'

the railroad tracks, lay low till 5 o'clock... and then, pow.

Yeah, but what about them rubes?

Oh, stop worryin'. They're outta action.

By the time they figure out what's happenin', we'll be gone.

Now, come on. Let's get back to Eagle Point.

Alright, get him in there.

Yeah. Alright.

Alright, now that we're out of that

let's go catch up with the General.

Oh, he could be anywhere by now.

At least we know he ain't out of the county.

Let's look up in the hills, see if we can find them fellas?

I think we found the right track in the first place.

Let's head down to Boss Hogg's office

and get to the bottom of this.

Back in town, Boss was cleanin' out his safe

and pressin' all the wrinkled money

to make room for all that new loot.

- I got somethin' to tell you. - Would you stop babblin'?

Can't you see I'm busy?

I just can't stand wrinkled money.

Oh.

Wait a minute. You're here.

- You ought to be chasin' them. - That's what I was saying.

Little fat buddy, I got some good news and some bad news.

The good news, I had them Dukes on the run.

- That is good. - Yeah, yeah.

Bad news is, they escaped. I can't find 'em.

Oh, oh, dagblast it.

Listen, there's millions at stake here.

I mean, can't you, for once, carry out orders?

Well, I tried.

J.D. Hogg here.

You ain't carried out your end of the job.

Them Duke boys are still on the loose.

I know. I just heard. You run into 'em, what happened?

Nothin'. We took care of 'em.

Knocked their Jeep out of action.

Now we're on our way up to Eagle Point.

Alright, alright, alright, alright.

But listen, it's..

Less than an hour and a half till train time.

You sure everything's okay?

It will be if you take care of them dukes.

'That orange car is all hooked up and ready.'

Oh, good, good, good. Alright, go ahead. Go ahead.

I'll personally take care of everything at this end.

I'll keep them Duke boys out of the way.

Bye.

- Come on, Rosco, let's go. - Where're we goin'?

Well, I gotta do your job, don't I?

I gotta keep them Duke boys busy till 5 o'clock.

I think your laundry's burning.

- Hmm? - Your..

Oh, my money, my money. My money.

Oh, look at this!

It's all your fault!

- My fault? - Yeah.

- This is out of your share. - Good grief.

Come on, come on, we gotta go.

No, you don't. No, you don't. Come on.

- This is my share. - Come on, come on, come on.

Put that..

- Alright. - After you.

Jesse and Daisy was still out huntin' for the General.

They hadn't heard from the boys and they was gettin' concerned

when they couldn't raise 'em on the CB.

And the boys was awful busy playin' detective.

- What are we lookin' for? - This, I think.

Yeah. Give me a hand.

What the heck you suppose it is?

Wow.

Boss must be into his second childhood.

Imagine a man his age playin' with toy trains.

Let's check her out here, see how she goes.

We need a little more speed out of this thing.

There it goes.

Holy smoke.

Now we're in for it. We done wrecked Boss' train set.

Bo, I just had a thought.

We've already seen two of these cars without drivers.

Here's a third one.

'Oh, that figures.'

Got Boss smack-dab in the middle of all this.

The first car we seen was up at the crossin' on Eagle Point.

Now, wait. You don't think that Boss Hogg

would wanna wreck a real..

I don't know. It's pretty big stuff for even him

but I wouldn't put it past him.

- Know what the second car was? - Yeah. The General Lee.

- Let's get goin'. - So far, it's just speculation.

Let's get on out of here.

We'd better get there in a hurry.

Jesse and Daisy was gettin' back

from their hunt for the General.

They was gettin' a mite concerned.

Well... the boys ain't back, and we haven't heard from 'em.

Uncle Jesse, I don't want you to worry.

You know how that radio on my Jeep is always goin' out.

Hey, maybe they were here and left a message inside.

- Well, let's see. - Yeah.

Now, them bad dudes had returned to Eagle Point.

And was makin' their final preparation

for the 5 o'clock train.

This what you wanted, Mr. Perry?

Ah, perfect.

Alright. Think we're gonna find it down here.

- Hey, Bo. There he is. - Well, I'll be..

Wonder what them guys are up to.

'I don't know.'

'I don't much like them foolin' around with our car.'

What do you fellas think you're doing?

Shh. Bird watchin'.

We're hot on the trail of a white-crested nuthatch.

Bird watchers, huh?

Yeah.

Get up nice and easy, or you're two dead pigeons.

- Hey, Luke. - Yeah?

There's that nuthatch.

Hey!

Hold it there, fella.

These are the same guys been buggin' us all day.

They ain't gonna be buggin' anyone anymore.

Get those ropes. And somethin' for their mouths.

Listen, we don't want any trouble.

We just want our car back.

So give us back the General Lee, and, we'll leave y'all alone.

Now, ain't that nice and neighborly of you.

You mean you're gonna do it, huh?

We get the car back, we don't press charges.

Wait a minute. Stop here. There's somebody.

Oh, I know her. Maybe she can help us.

Listen, you ain't seen Bo and Luke Duke, have you?

No. Uh-uh.

Oh, for goodness' sake. That's no help at all.

Come on, keep movin'.

- Did the phone ring? - No, Uncle Jesse.

And I'm tired of waitin'. I'll go see what's happenin'.

Okay. I'll stay here by the phone.

Okay.

Now, you call in.

I will.

'I don't know where them Dukes could be.'

They're not at the farm, nowhere.

Well, they're sneaky, you know.

It's like the ground swallowed 'em up.

I just can't understand it. Let me check.

Oh, no. It's less than an hour till our gang hits the train.

We's gotta make sure them Duke boys are out of sight

and out of mind. Alright. Let's try the farm again.

- Again? - Well, maybe they went there.

Come on, come on.

- Oh, look. Look, there he is. - There he is.

Jesse Duke. You're finally home, huh?

- Yeah, we got you. - Alright, start talkin'.

Where's Bo and Luke?

I was about to ask you the same thing, J.D.

I haven't heard from 'em in hours and I thought

you might have run into 'em. I'm worried.

- Fiddly-diddly-doo. - Yeah.

You're just coverin' up for 'em.

Rosco, arrest him.

- Arrest him? For what? - For what?

For withholdin' information from the law. That's "for what."

J.D., have you gone plumb loco?

Don't you think I would've heard from them boys

if they had a radio and could hear what you're talkin' about?

What we ought to...

Would you go and get on the CB?

What we ought to do is..

'You sure this is gonna work now, Mr. Perry?'

Like clockwork.

Perfect. The good old General Lee's fine-tuned

and ready to go.

We're all set to go.

All we have to do now is load the dynamite

in this baby's trunk.

'And when that train comes through, bang!'

'We got ourselves two million bucks.'

What about them?

When we take off, we get rid of them.

We ain't leavin' any witnesses.

'Better call the fat man.'

Alright, you Duke boys. This is Rosco.

You gotta have your ears on, because we got your Uncle Jesse.

We just arrested him.

So you better get back to the farm, pronto

if not quicker.

J.D., you've done some crazy things in your life

but this has gotta be the craziest.

Now, why in the world would I wanna do something like...

Daresay hollerin' will get you no place, don't you know?

Uh, Jesse Duke talkin' here.

Uh, Bo, uh..

Yeah. Yeah.

The operator's got a call for you, J.D.

Oh, good, good, good.

Gussie, you found me here. Well, that's nice.

- Say hello from Rosco. - Would you, please? Put him on.

Them Duke boys was snoopin' around. We had to grab 'em.

Well, uh, what about the, you know what?

We're set to go, when that train gets here.

But we have to get rid of them Duke boys.

Wait. You can't do that.

Oh, yes, we can! When we hit that train

we ain't leavin' anyone that can identify us.

- 'I'm a three-time loser.' - No, you can't do it.

I never figured on nothin' like this.

Those are the breaks. And it's protectin' you, too.

I gotta go now.

Yeah, we makin' the hit in exactly 30 minutes.

'And don't try to call us back"

Bye... partner.

Don't hang up!

Oh..

Those boys may be troublemakers

but I never figured on no harm comin' to 'em.

J.D., you're talkin' about my boys.

'What harm you talkin' about?'

Oh. I never meant any of this to happen, did I, Rosco?

No, he didn't mean nothin' to happen.

What's gonna happen?

J.D. Now, listen. You tell me what's comin' down here

or I'm gonna turn you every way but loose. What's happening?

Well, well, well. Alright.

I hired some fellas to do a job for me, see.

And then, well, Bo and Luke came snoopin' around.

And these fellas caught 'em.

And now, they're threatenin' to..

They're threatenin' to what?

Oh! You mean..

Yeah. To do away with 'em.

Listen, Boss. Listen.

Two million dollars, it ain't worth it.

Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

But, I mean, they're ruining my plans

you know, but still..

Where's all this goin' on? Tell me!

- Alright. It's at Eagle Point. - Eagle Point!

Yeah. I'll never forgive myself if we don't save 'em. Come on!

And meanwhile, as Daisy was on her way into the hills..

Up on Eagle Point, zero hour was approachin'

and the train robbers was gettin' ready.

Okay.

The train will be arrivin' in 25 minutes.

Carney, get that dynamite.

Mr. Perry, let's get that trunk open.

- Ouch. My hair. - Sorry.

High tail it down to the wreckage.

That shipment's in the last two cars.

Yup. I got the knot.

'All the dynamite's here.'

'All we gotta do is feed these wires in place.'

'Yeah, I think it'll be good.'

Right though here, see?

'Yeah, yeah. I got it.'

'This is gonna go smooth as butter'

'as soon as we get this baby rolling.'

'Yes, indeed. Two million bucks.'

Come on, Luke. Let's get out of here!

Hold it right there!

- Have to leave the General. - Yeah, for now. Come on.

Shoot 'em.

I don't know what's below

but I do hope it's deep and wet..

Or at least nice and soft.

Come on, after 'em. We can't let 'em get away.

Mr. Perry, you stay here with the General Lee.

Pop them rubes.

Come on, come on.

And the Dukes finally got a break.

Sweet Daisy heard the shots

and came speedin' to investigate.

Bo! Luke!

Daisy, what are you doin' here?

What do you think? What's happenin'?

We're alright. We just gotta get the heck on out of here.

Truck picked 'em up. They're gettin' away.

Forget it. Let's get back up fast.

Whoa. Wait, wait, you're calling off the hit?

No way. The train will be here before they get back with help.

- Come on. - Yeah.

They're gonna blow up the General?

Yeah, and the 5 o'clock train right along with him.

Ain't we gonna try and stop 'em?

- You know we are. - Well..

- We're gettin' far away. - I think we lost 'em.

Let's pull over and figure things out.

Alright.

First, we ought to call Uncle Jesse on the CB.

- Tell him to drag Rosco along. - We ain't got time to wait.

We'll head back to Eagle Point and see what we can do, then.

Lost Sheep calling Shepherd.

'Lost Sheep calling Shepherd.'

Thank goodness. Give me that mic.

Yeah, yeah. Here.

Uh, this is Shepherd. This is Shepherd.

Uh, you boys alright?

Did you get away from them fellas?

Yeah, we're fine. How'd you know we was runnin' from somebody?

Well, I made J.D. tell me everything that was comin' down.

We're on our way to the Eagle Point to help you.

Boss Hogg givin' up real money to save our hides?

Well, wonders never cease.

Well, listen, Uncle Jesse, you just keep on comin'.

We'll try see what we can do to stop them guys.

- Turn her around. - You got it.

The 5 o'clock freight

was gettin' closer and closer to Hazzard.

Hey. Fellas, look.

Would you believe it?

'Those rubes are comin' back with that gal.'

What a break. We get rid of 'em, and we don't have any witnesses.

Carney, get my rifle.

Wait a minute. I got a better way.

We still haven't loaded the dynamite.

Let the General Lee do it.

Them rubes gonna get a big bang out of this.

We just gotta figure out some way

to wreck that remote control box, fellas.

When we get a little closer, Daisy, you stash the truck

and me and Bo will take off on foot.

Hey, y'all. Take a look at what's comin'.

'It's the General.'

It's comin' right at us.

- Daisy, we better get out. - Okay.

'Alright, hang on, fellas.'

There's something spooky about this, I'll tell you.

Try not to scuff the paint, would you?

Get 'em!

He's trying to ram us off the road.

- Oh, no. - Shoot.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Ah, don't worry about it.

Sorry ain't gonna cut it, y'all.

Come on, let's get out of here. Let's go.

Luke, it's right behind us.

Get 'em. Get 'em now!

Friends, this is plumb spooky, and it ain't even Halloween.

Here he comes again.

Come on. Come on, this way.

Knock 'em off now. We're runnin' out of time.

Oh, my ankle. Oh, no.

- I think it's twisted. - Stay down.

Oww!

I don't see 'em.

I think you got 'em.

There's no more time. Quick, bring the car back up here.

- Carney, get the dynamite. - Yeah.

The train.

Oh, great, and the General's headin' right for it.

We gotta get to that remote control.

- I can't move. - Just stay with her, Bo.

'Alright.'

'Oh, Bo.'

Dynamite's all set.

- Carney. - Yeah.

Take off and get our truck in position.

Okay.

'Here comes our two million bucks.'

We're right on schedule.

Go, General Lee.

Get 'em. Go get 'em, General Lee.

Hey.

Look at that, it's Rosco. And Uncle Jesse's with him.

Bo, look, it's the General.

- 'He's headin' for 'em.' - 'He sure is.'

It's the General Lee.

- 'There's nobody drivin' him.' - He's comin' straight for us.

- 'Watch out, Rosco!' - Watch it!

'Oh, we're goin' in! We're goin' in!'

You stay right here. I'm gonna make sure they're alright.

- Let me out. - Yeah. Hold it! Hold it!

Oh, never mind them.

Get that orange car back en route.

Come on, hurry! The train's comin'.

We're rollin'. We'll make it.

Hey!

You want your car back.

Bo!

'Bo, look! The General!'

Okay, pal, you've had it.

General, it's good to have you back.

General, let's get this silly thing off you.

The train, get that train.

G-General?

Come on, now. I thought we was buddies.

If this don't work, I gotta get this thing off here.

Daisy, Daisy.

Well, where are they? Where'd they go?

- Well, Bo's over there. - Where? Where?

I can't see 'em. Come on. Up to higher ground.

Up to higher ground. Come on.

Now, General, come on, please. Don't you do this to me.

General. General, don't do that.

- Ah, he did it! - He got her good!

General... good to have you back.

And so, that's how Bo, Luke and Daisy

foiled the Hazzard great train robbery.

The Dukes figured, one good turn deserved another

so they left Boss' name out of it.

But it did cost him a hefty contribution

to the county orphanage.

Finally, the General Lee was welcomed back

into the Duke family.

I guess some folks think it's silly

to feel that way about a car, but some of us feel different.