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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

- 'Yee-haw!' - 'Yee-haw!'

Friends, this story is all about the worst Monday

that ever hit Hazzard.

First, Bo and Luke were headin' to town

and they ain't gonna pick up a load of grits.

Hey, Luke, read that telegram from Cale again.

I already read it to you twice.

Well, I know. I'd just like to hear it.

Thank you for writing me about Robby.

I'm sendin' an autographed picture to him

in care of the Dukes, general delivery, Hazzard.

It should arrive Thursday morning.

Regards, Cale Yarborough.

The Robby the Dukes concerned about

is an eleven-year-old orphan

the Dukes have always thought of as kind of a kid brother.

How's he doing, doc?

Operation's in an hour.

Sure do wish there was somethin' we could do

about Robby's attitude.

He just doesn't seem to have the will to live.

'Knowin' how he feels about all you Dukes'

maybe there's somethin' you could say

that would cheer him up.

Let's try. Go on, Daisy.

Hey.

How you doing, old-timer?

'Doc says you're gonna be just fine.'

Where's Bo and Luke?

Uh, they'll be along any time now.

Robby, right now

Bo and Luke are on their way into Hazzard

to pick up a picture of Cale Yarborough

'personally autographed to you.'

Honest?

Uh... you got our word on that.

Daisy.

You know, that might have just done it.

'All that part about the autographed picture.'

And the fact that a world-famous race driver

like Cale Yarborough really cares.

'That might just do the trick.'

- 'Thank you. Thank you!' - Yeah.

Daisy.

I know I shouldn't have said anything, Uncle Jesse

but... until we had the picture.

But look at Robby.

He just looks so needful. I couldn't help it.

I know you... that you're doin' the right thing

but if that picture ain't here before the operation, we're..

And that's Eddie Scroggins who's talkin' to ol' Boss Hogg

about findin' a place to hide out

for him and his partner, Elmo.

Now, he ain't tellin' Boss why

'cause they just robbed the Capitol City Bank

of over $100,000.

You see, taxes was due, so old Boss was thinking

about reinstatin' Hogg hideout

where guys on the I am can lay low.

Boss always pays his taxes.

I understand you perfectly.

You want a place to lie low for a while.

Well, you came to the right party. I got just the place.

You can use the caretaker's shed at my old foundry.

I'll let you lie low there for, oh, a measly $5000.

It's a deal. Now how do we get there?

Now them boys ain't too bright.

For about $5000 they could've stayed in Nashville

with clean sheets and indoor plumbin'.

Aright.

Phew!

Here's how we get where we're going, Elmo.

But first, we gotta get ourselves another car.

Every cop in the state will be lookin' for this one.

We'll say hello to Uncle Jesse for you, Miz Tisdale.

- We always do. - That don't make no sense.

Where do you suppose that picture is?

- Probably be here tomorrow. - Well, tomorrow ain't no good.

He's goin' in the operatin' room today.

Better get over to the hospital. See him before he goes in.

Guess we should look on the bright side.

We didn't tell Robby about that picture comin'.

Now, don't fret about there not bein' no picture

'cause the real life Cale Yarborough hisself

is headin' for Hazzard.

After he sent Luke that telegram

he got to studyin' about it and decided

instead of sendin' a picture, he'd just show up.

Cale's like that, you know.

When you wrote to Cale

you should've had him send a picture to us.

To Bo Duke

my very, very closest friend in the whole world.

And his cousin, Luke.

Now y'all can worry.

The Dukes has got Robby on their minds

and Rosco on their tail.

Yeah, well, that's exactly the way I feel

when I give those Dukes a citation

the first thing in the morning.

Oh, great.

Shoot. He's still hanging in there. What are we gonna do?

Let's check out some of Mr. Witzell's merchandise.

Oh! Get away! Get away!

Looks like we tired him out.

Boss was lovingly thumbin' through his police bulletins

he collects them like stamps

and discovered why Eddie and Elmo needed a hideout.

This is it! This is it! There ain't nothin' else but it.

Oh! This calls for a real celebration.

Yeah, yeah.

It's J.D. Hogg callin' Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

Come in, Rosco.

Wherever you are, whatever you're doing

I want you right back here! And that's an order.

'That's a big 10-4.'

Alright, now, it says here.

EddieScrogginsand Elmo Smith hit the Capitol City Bank

for a 100,000 smackers.

Yeah, on top of that, there's a reward out

of 25,000 clams for their apprehension.

I love clams. Clams, I just...

- Are you payin' attention? - Oh, yes.

- Well, then pay attention! - I'm all ears.

Alright, then it says, them two are on the way

to Hazzard this very minute drivin' this here car.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Now, after you get out on route seven

you arrest 'em and bring 'em back here in cuffs.

Well, I'm gonna confiscate the 100,000 loot.

Plus, I collect the 25,000 reward.

Plus, I'll probably get a medal for bein'

the outstanding citizen that I am.

Now, get movin'.

I hear a car. Get ready.

Good mornin', fellas.

- 'Morning.' - 'Morning.'

Looks like y'all might have some trouble.

Nope, but you do.

If you don't do what we say.

If you'd be so kind as to give us your car and your wallet.

Now, why would I do that?

Well, how about this right here?

That's a good enough reason for me.

Hazzard County hasn't changed a bit.

Give me that wallet.

Now, listen, fellas.

Now, you can have my money but I've gotta have my wheels.

I'm on the way to the hospital to visit a little sick boy.

If he's sick, he ain't going nowhere now, is he?

'Looks like I'm not your first customer today.'

What is that?

Well, lets make tracks.

Forget that. Let's go.

Now Rosco was chasing Eddie and Elmo

but Bo and Luke think that he's chasing them.

And Eddie and Elmo are runnin' from everything.

Typical Hazzard day.

Hey, Bo, look at that ammeter.

Can't stop now.

O-oh. O-oh, oh, e-eh! Let it go.

Well, we lost Rosco.

No, you didn't. 'Cause he wasn't chasin' you.

You see, Dukes even got ego.

Hey, ain't that Cale?

Yeah, he's lookin' great.

Hey!

How you doin'?

Yes. Welcome back to Hazzard again, Cale.

Thank you. I'm happy to be here I think.

Say, how's little Robby doing?

He ain't doin' too good.

Well, I figured that.

After I re-read your letter and I sent you that telegram

I figured maybe a personal visit would be better for the boy.

- It's a great idea. - He'll sure appreciate that.

I'll get on the CB, call Daisy and tell her you're comin'.

- Good idea. - What is this all about?

Well.

Lost Sheep to Bo Peep..

Lost Sheep to... ah, dang it!

General, don't do this to us.

Shoot.

Y'all, the dang thing's actin' up again.

Listen, they borrowed my car. Why don't we take their car?

Good idea. Come on.

Friends, that kinda timin' sank the Titanic.

Where are we going?

We're going to the hospital, Cale.

Guess that's straight ahead, huh?

Well, at least Rosco was chasin' the right car.

But the wrong folks are in it.

Look, I see it. That's the car, alright!

Flash, o-oh, you've got good eyes!

You know, daddy's just about to earn himself 50%

of 50% of 50% of a mil.

You don't have to CB the law. They're right behind us.

Yeah, we know about that, Cale.

Yeah, that's right. Ol', uh..

- Rosco, ain't it? - Yeah, it sure is.

If we're gonna make it to the hospital before

Robby's operation, we're gonna have to lose old Rosco.

Get it, Bo.

Well, I was hoping you'd say that. Hang on.

- Get out of the way. - Yeah.

You know, if old Cale gets a hang of this

he's really gonna give Richard Petty fits..

Oh!

Ah!

Oh, get away.

Ah, the General would've made it easy.

I know, I know.

He's right..

Alright, you jokers, just freeze it right there.

Freeze, freeze, freeze.

Rosco, whatever it is you're trying to arrest us for

you're wrong. You're making a big mistake.

Well, I'll tell you, Rosco P. Coltrane

does not make small ones.

We need a lift to the hospital immediately.

Will you just hush? Hush, hush.

- Maybe I can explain. - Who the heck are you?

'I don't know who you happen to be'

but you're hanging out with riff and raff.

That's bad company there. That... what's this?

'Looks to me like I done caught myself three bank robbers.'

No, you ain't Rosco. We ain't robbed no bank.

Cale's here to see Robby at the hospital.

That's right, this is Cale Yarborough.

If you gotta arrest somebody, arrest us.

He's gotta get to that hospital.

You are Cale Yarborough, huh?

That's right, officer. Two men bushwhacked me...

Oh! Tiddly tuddly.

If you're Cale Yarborough, I'm the tooth fairy.

'Listen, you know something'

'Impersonatin' Cale Yarborough is a serious offence.'

It's almost as big a no-no as robbin' a bank.

- Alright, get in my vehicle. - Sorry, Cale.

Looks like I picked a bad day to come.

Nah, Cale. It's about par for Hazzard.

Would you do us a favor..

Sweetest job we ever pulled off and we come up with nothin'

but a handful of air.

Turn the car around. Go back to where we lost the money.

- I wanna look around. - It ain't gonna be there.

If it ain't, I got an idea where we'll find it.

So just turn around.

Alright, get in there, impersonator.

Cale Yarborough.

Alright, come on. We ain't got all night. That's it. Come on.

Listen, are you sure that I can't carry some of that?

Cale, we can't tell you how sorry we are about this.

This is one story about you that won't appear in the sports page.

Well, you know, that's not important, fellas.

What is important is for us to get to Robby.

Why wouldn't that sheriff let me use the telephone?

I could've straightened this whole thing out in a minute.

I don't think Boss Hogg wants it straightened out just yet.

Yeah, he and Rosco are probably plannin' on takin' the money

for themselves and blamin' the whole mess on us.

Rosco... this couldn't have worked out better

if I planned it myself.

But, Boss, I thought Elmo and Eddie robbed that money.

Oh, yeah, they did. They did, yeah.

But somehow or other, the Duke boys and that stranger

downstairs took the money away from them.

Now I got it.

And I'm gonna keep it.

This is the easiest money I ever got my hands on.

Hey, Bo, you got a pretty long arm on you, don't you?

Well, yeah, but it ain't that long.

Yeah, but maybe..

Maybe if we'd string our belts together..

What..

Get the loop over there.

- What do you think? - Let's give it a shot.

'Dr. Kavega, please call your service.'

'Dr. Kavega, please call your service.'

'Here.'

It's almost time for your operation, Robby.

Have you got my picture of Cale?

Uh-h-h... it will be here any minute.

'As soon as Bo and Luke get here.'

They ain't coming. There is no picture.

Why do you say that, Robby?

Because a famous driver like Cale Yarborough

won't send his picture to someone... like me.

- Oh, now. - Of course, he... he would.

- Of course. - Yeah.

Now, don't you worry.

Dang it, it ain't no use. We're never getting out of here.

At least not in time to help Robby.

You gotta keep trying..

The Duke boys had seen their fair share of cowboy movies.

And they knew how to break jail as good as any kids.

But it ain't as easy as you might think.

I know, I know. Wrong trajectory.

Ready, go.

Alright! Look at that.

'Alright, be careful.'

I think it's best just to snap it off there.

Okay, ready?

One.

Keep your fingers crossed. Two.

Three.

- Oh. - You got 'em?

- Beautiful. - Alright.

That does it.

One hundred thousand frog skins.

Listen, little fat buddy, you think maybe a few of those

frogs could jump over into my pocket?

- I'll tell you what. - What?

You done so good, I'm gonna give you another 50%.

Extra?

Of 50% of 50% of 50%.

Oh, good!

- Wait a minute. - Huh?

Wait a minute. That's 50% of 50%..

- I can't croak about that. - No. You're jumping for joy!

- 'Hey, Cooter.' - Hey, lookie here now.

Hey, Cale, how've you been? Heard you was back here.

- How're things in Timmonsville? - Pretty good.

Car gonna be alright, Cooter?

We need to get to the hospital... quickly.

Now, Cooter had fixed all the General's electrical miseries

except the CB.

So they was all ready to romp.

Well alright, let's roll on out of here, then.

I can't tell you how proud I am of you!

I appreciate that.

I can't tell you because you're nothing but a big dimwit

who can't keep three prisoners in the hoosegow.

- Well, I appreciate... - Look. Look. Look!

If you don't catch 'em

our whole deal's gonna go down the drain.

I'm gone.

Well, so is your job if you don't catch 'em! Get moving!

Eddie and Elmo had returned to where they had last seen

the money... and it was gone

which wasn't gonna help their already bad attitude

about life in general.

Not a sign of the money.

Then the way it figures

is that the cops picked up the money.

Well, you said, you might know where the money is.

Nothing happens here in Hazzard that Boss Hogg

don't want to happen.

I got a feeling that Hogg tried to double-cross us

by sending the law to pick us and the money up.

Let's go see that man.

Bo, Luke, what's happened today

is as much my fault as it is yours.

But if I can help that little boy, it'll all be worth it.

I think you're gonna get your chance in a couple of minutes.

I wanna see the look on Rosco's face

when he finds out we ain't in jail.

- 'Now you'll get your chance.' - 'What? Ah, shoot.'

Take a look, velvet ears.

And you'll see what makes your daddy

the most feared lawman in these parts.

Listen, why don't you try to cut through Shorty Shank's place?

Cale?

- Go for it. - Alright.

Hang on.

Shorty Shank just saw his assets cut in half

by the Hazzard Sheriff's Department.

Ooh!

I don't know how we're gonna explain this.

Well, all's well that ends well.

Do you see what I gotta put with, Cale?

Oh, man. I tell you what.

That was sure a sweet piece of drivin'.

Robby.

Robby, in just a little while

you're gonna be feeling a whole lot better.

I don't care.

What do you mean you don't care? You gotta care.

'Cause caring is gonna get you well that much sooner.

I don't wanna get better.

That's not the Robby I heard talk about.

Cale Yarborough! Is that really you?

You better believe it.

He came all the way into Hazzard just to see you.

You'd better let him see your smile too.

'Now, that's better, Robby.'

I'm stayin' right here.

'When you get out of the operating room'

we're gonna have us a nice talk about racin'.

As I understand it, someday

you just might want to drive a race car.

Yes, sir. I gotta go. Could you walk with me?

You betcha.

I swear, I don't know how you did it

but I sure do like his chances a lot better now.

While Cale was saying all the right things to Robby

Bo and Luke explained their predicament

to Jesse and Daisy.

That's about size of it.

You've gotta do something to clear Cale.

We've been thinkin' about that too. What I figured was...

Daisy, head over to Rosco's office, see what you can

'find out about them bank robbers.'

We'll go to the impound yard and check out their car.

Uncle Jesse, when Robby gets outta surgery

try to talk Cale into gettin' out of town.

- We're gonna go now. - See ya.

Well, what if, uh..

Whatever happened to the old days when all he had to worry

about was runnin' shine.

So you let them Duke boys escape

not to mention their unknown accomplice.

So you go after them and then you lose them on the road!

Well, you gotta look on the bright side of things.

Things can't get any worse.

Wrong.

Well, well, well, well and well.

It's nice of you boys to drop in on me.

I must say you're lookin' very healthy.

No thanks to you

you double-crossing fat little cheat.

Well, that's not a nice thing to say.

What in the world are you talkin' about?

It don't take a genius to figure out you double-dealt us

by sending this clown out to arrest us.

Hey, wait a minute.

Who you calling a clown? Listen..

Listen... you know I do act a fool with velvet ears...

Oh, just hush up will you, please?

Listen, Eddie. Eddie. Hey, you got it all wrong.

The sheriff was just chasing a couple of local no-goods

by the name of Bo and Luke Duke.

And he arrested them too.

'Them and an accomplice of theirs, whoever he was.'

Well, they had your bank money.

You see, they had your bank money.

'And I caught 'em green-handed.'

That's fine. Now, suppose you hand that money over to us.

'Are you kidding? We can't.'

Hush, hush, hush up, would you, please?

Of course, we'll give you your money.

Listen, that money is yours rightfully, ain't it?

You stole it. Alright then. It's right here in my safe.

'I've been keepin' it for safekeeping.'

'There. Here we go.'

Here's your money.

Now, old Boss had typically set up the Dukes by filling

the money bags with paper.

This is our money?

Oh! Oh, it's little pieces of cut-up paper.

I hope you can explain this, Hogg.

Yeah, yeah, well, yeah. Of course, I can.

Hogg.

We want that $100,000.

Hey, you'll get it. You'll get it.

Just as soon as the sheriff captures them three.

Listen, you wanted a hideout, didn't you?

You just hightail over to that old foundry I told you about.

Lie low there. As soon as we get your money we'll call you.

- On the phone. - We can do that.

But don't you get cute.

If you call the state police, you'll never live long enough

to testify in court.

- You think he means khh? - He does.

We left those directions in the car, so let us have them again.

Oh, yeah, the directions.

Remember, this is blue Monday?

Now this is what's happening in Hazzard.

Bo and Luke are headed for the impound yard

to check the heavy's car for clues.

Daisy's checking wanted posters for the same.

Boss and Rosco are looking for Bo and Luke to lock 'em up

after framing 'em about the stolen money.

And Rueben's cow dried up

this morning for no reason at all.

Eh, it wasn't a good day at all. And it's getting worse.

If this works, they'll be in jail.

- Oh. - Come on. Step on it.

'Rosco, come on, after 'em, after 'em. Come on, move.'

I ain't believin' this. He's like a bad dream.

Oh, look at that.

Alright, hang on.

Y'all remember this, the next time you have a blue Monday.

Phew!

Where are we now?

Next stop, the impound yard.

Rosco, we both got work to do.

- We... we both? - Yeah.

You're gonna help me? Give me a pudgy little hand...

No, no, no.

While you're taking care of the car I'm gonna sit here and think

of where them Dukes really are headed.

Well, that way we cut the workload in half.

- Come on. Go on. - Oh, good grief..

While Bo and Luke was headin' for the impound yard

and Daisy was lookin' through all the police reports

Robby was being taken back to his room

after a successful operation.

Here's number 28.

'Now you try and get some sleep.'

Where's Cale Yarborough?

- Right here. - I'm right here, Robby.

How's he doing, doc?

Oh, he's gonna be good as new.

Thanks to you Dukes and Cale Yarborough.

I'd like to visit, but, phew, I'm kinda sleepy.

I can understand that. You go on and get a little sleep.

I'll be here.

I'll check up on him a little bit later.

Alright.

Mr. Duke, I'd like to borrow your car and go into town

see if I can't straighten this whole thing out.

Bo and Luke seemed to think that you ought to leave town

while the getting's good and I'm inclined to agree with 'em.

I just can't do that 'cause, you know

I feel as much responsible for the trouble as anyone.

Well, alright, it's a... it's a dirty white pickup truck

parked out in front there. Now, listen. You be careful.

Hazzard hasn't changed any since you was here last.

I've noticed that. Thank you.

Hey, there it is. Let's go

- Boss? - Hmm.

- Whoa! - Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, wehave finished half of the work.

Yeah. Well, I ain't finished my half yet.

- You ain't? - Which is harder than yours.

Well, what's so difficult about fannin' yourself

while you're lyin' there on your posteriors?

I gotta cool off my brains, don't I?

So I can figure out where them Duke boys are.

Listen, listen, uh, would you get that bucket

out of the trunk and go down to the creek

and fetch me some water, please?

Oh, good gravy!

Hey!

Take a look at this.

That's Cale's wallet. It's got his credit cards in there.

- All the money is missing. - Makes sense.

'Lost Sheep. Lost Sheep, are you out there?'

You got Lost Sheep here.

Listen. Two men robbed the Capitol City Bank

for $100,000 today.

'They made their getaway in a green sedan. Does that help?'

'Of course, it helps.'

'Where are you now?'

We are in the impound yard in that green four door sedan.

'What?'

Listen, I can't talk now. Talk to you later.

- Here's something we missed. - What?

$5000. Hogg Foundry. Around seven.

Turn off on Cottontail Lane.

Well, now I understand a little bit better

about this green four door. But what the heck is that?

Boss Hogg sold him a hideout. Let's go.

Rosco? Rosco? Where the devil are you?

Rosco?

Oh, there you are.

- Come on. - I'm worn to a nub.

I gotta have a little slurp of this.

We gotta go. I know where the Dukes are.

- You do? - Yes, I do.

- Where? - They're at the impound yard.

- How do you know that? - How do I know?

- Mm-hmm. - Because I've got ESP.

- Oh. - You wouldn't understand.

Are you kiddin'? I know what ESP is.

- You do? - Extra Sensitive Protection.

- I see, you know all about it. - Well, I told you I did.

Give me a slurp of that water and then we'll go. Come on.

Oh, oh..

Come on, come on, come on, will you?

The water in my eyes.

Oh, wait. Oh, wait.

Wait a minute! Ain't that the Dukes?

You reckon lightning can strike twice in the same place?

Go for it.

Come on, come on.

When there's flab in the cab

it's hard to get the pedal to the metal.

Stop that, will you? You're not goin' fast enough.

Yeah.

Watch out. Watch out. Watch out, will you?

Now, Shorty's second well came down.

Shorty's having a bad Monday too.

- Give me that microphone. - Whoo-hoo. They found it.

EddieScroggins. Listen. If you can hear me, talk to me!

I can hear you. You got our merchandise?

Boss explained to Eddie that the Dukes was probably

on their way to the steam plant right now.

So they'd better watch out.

In the car. You know what I mean?

But Eddie wasn't the only one hearin' Boss' warnin'.

'They might me headed right out to where you is this second.'

'If I were you, I'd check out of where you're at right now.'

'We'll take care of us, fat man, and those Dukes.'

Cale wanted to warn the Dukes

but he remembered that their CB wasn't working.

And he knew, he couldn't go to the Sherriff.

So, he checked the map of Hazzard and found

where the old abandoned Hogg foundry was located.

There ain't no flies on that bow at all.

Well, you never can be too sure, cousin.

Be best we just sneak up on 'em.

Got it.

Well..

...I wouldn't worry about it too much, Luke.

Nah, I don't think nobody heard it.

Wrong, sonny boy.

'Now, move it.'

We got you surrounded.

So, why don't you come peacefully

and nobody will get hurt.

I'm glad to see you got a sense of humor

'cause you're gonna need it.

Oh, Rosco, look. Look, look, look!

Alright, come on. Get 'em!

Don't want that Duke gang to get away.

Everybody gets chased in this county.

Now, the ladies in some towns have garden clubs.

Not Hazzard.

They have the Amazon Archery Club.

Meets every Monday.

Pull back. Aim. Release.

You win some and you lose some.

I may.. Well, the bad news is I lost him.

The good news is though, I hit a bulls eye.

- How did you do that? - Who? Me?

- Yeah. - I didn't do it.

- Who did it? - Who?

You're making me mad. I'm gonna ask you one more time.

Where's our money?

Like we keep telling you, we don't know where it is.

If we had it, would we be stupid to come here looking for you?

- Yeah. - They got a point, Elmo.

- If they do don't have it... - Hogg's got it.

Alright. Now, we go that settled.

You know where your dang money is.

- Would you untie us, please? - I don't think we can do that.

Alright, Cale!

Sorry, guys.

Hold on a second. He ain't even involved in this.

He is now.

Elmo, what did your dead mother tell you

when she was on her death bed?

Son, whatever you do when I'm gone

don't leave any witnesses.

Now, a good son always does what is mother tells him to do.

Hold it, Elmo. If we shoot 'em

someone's gonna find 'em and ask questions.

'I got a better idea.'

Elmo. I like it. And I haven't heard it yet.

Let me have that gun, Elmo. You tie up this other dude.

May seem like a strange time to ask.

How is Robby doing, Cale?

Doc Appleby says he's gonna be as good as new.

Maybe even better.

Well, don't you worry about a thing, Cale.

We've been in tighter spots than this.

Name one.

Oh, brother. We don't need any more heat.

It's fine just the way it is.

And when the pressure moves into the red zone

that safety valve is gonna go.

'And all that steam buildin' up is gonna blow up this place'

higher than Boss Hogg's stomach.

So, if they ever find them, it'll look like an accident.

Nice.

So long, suckers. Be cool.

'Don't you worry about a thing, Cale.'

'We've been in tighter spots than this.'

- You already said that. - I know it.

Tryin' to convince myself this time.

Luke, that's hot.

Wait a minute.

Got my rope on the threads on a pipe back here.

Hurry up. That red light looks like it means business.

Friends, if something real good don't happen soon

that race at Talladega this Sunday

is gonna be one car and two fans short.

Rosco, this calls for a real celebration.

Eddie and Elmo are probably long gone.

The Duke boys are on the run.

And I got myself a cool

hundred thousand semolians cash money legal tender.

Listen, Boss, speakin' of legal tender

I've just been figurin' here with pad and pencil

and you know all 'em 50 percents of 50 percents

that you've given me.

Mm-hmm.

I figured that out

that I've got less than when you started.

Oh. Mm. Is that what your mathematics tell you?

That's what they tell me.

Well, if that's so, I'll throw in

another 50% of 50%.

So you get 50% of 50% of 50% of 50% of 50%.

Oh, well, that's better!

You better hurry.

Get me out of here.

- Let's get out of here. - Come on.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Hey, Boss...

Oh, Rosco, I ate too much today.

W-well, uh, this is important.

What?

I just got a message from the FB and I.

Yeah.

And it seems that I'm not the tooth fairy.

- And you're not Goldilocks. - What are you talkin' about?

That man who claims he's Cale Yarborough.

- Yeah. - He is Cale Yarborough.

Uh! He is Cale Yarborough, is he?

- He is Cale Yarborough. - That's what I said.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

- Rosco. - What?

- We're in deep trouble. - Alright.

You got that right, fat man.

- No. - What?

We know you've got our money and we want it. Here and now.

Oh. Ain't that a coincidence. Yeah, we did find your money.

And I was sayin' to the Sheriff

I was hopin' that you boys would present yourselves

so we could give it to you.

It's right over here in my safe.

You, you did?

D-don't listen to them little clicks.

You can listen to the clicks.

Well, you might.. I won't listen.

Yeah, here's your money!

That's really all here.

But don't forget, uh, you still owe me $5,000

for your hideout.

What?

On second thoughts, skip the 5,000.

Take it as a gift.

- Get them out of here. - Alright.

- Let's go. - I got no place.

- Wait a minute! - Don't go scuffin' my buddy.

- Don't you.. - Wait a minute.

Don't do that.

'Wait a minute.'

- What do think you're doin'? - Yes, yes.

Look, go easy because I'm a sick man.

I mean, I ought to see a doctor, you know.

Wait a minute! Don't push like that.

You know who you're shoving?

You, bird brain.

Well, as long as you know.

Give me the keys to your patrol car.

They're in the patrol car.

- I'll get it. - Let's go.

Good trick, tellin' 'em the keys were in the car.

- They are in the car. - They are?

- Yeah. - Oh, Rosco.

Probably got the money and headed out of the county by now.

If I hit Route 7, maybe I can cut 'em off.

Hey, Cale. This could get a little hairy, you know.

I hope so 'cause I got a score to settle with those dudes.

Alright.

- Go get 'em, Bo. - Alright. Hang on.

While Bo, Luke and Cale was chasin' 'em two no-goods.

Old Boss and Rosco was chasin' their own tails.

But Boss, don't shove. I'll get it, Boss.

Oh, Rosco.

- Did you get the keys? - No.

- Did I scuff you? - A little.

Now, if you remember the army was having

maneuvers pass this blue Monday.

It looks like artillery fire to me.

Well, don't worry, Cale. Accordin' to Bo...

I know. I know. You've been in tighter spots than this.

Mind if I reconsider that?

Don't worry, Cale.

Why are we running from these clowns?

- Pull over. - My pleasure.

Hang on.

This gonna be a can of corn, cousin.

Three against two. It's my kind of odds.

That's six shots. Come on, let's go get 'em.

That's six shots.

Well, you guys ain't so tough.

Are they out of ammo?

Well, I guess.

But short of all this, Eddie and Elmo was taken away

by the state police.

And the reward money was turned over to Doc Appleby.

For Robby's education.

Alright. You can cash these.

By Sunday, Robby was well enough

to watch Cale Yarbrough win a very big race.

But the best was yet to come.

'...of the great American races.'

'Walltrip still deployed first.'

'Yarborough in second.'

'Yarborough edges to the outside.'

'Back straightaway final time.'

'Down to the inside. The move he loves.'

'Here he comes up the inside. It is..'

- Come on, Cale! - Cale!

'...Cale Yarborough takin' first.'

'Earnhardt trying for second.'

'They're coming to the finish line.'

'At the line it is... Cale Yarborough!'

'He's done it again.'

'Well, here is comin' down... on the pit road.'

'Cale, another super run if we can get a word from you.'

I want to dedicate this race to my good friend Robby.

"Cause he just won a mighty big race of his own.'

- Alright! - It was.

Which goes to show you

when you ask one of them racing boys

for an autographed picture

you never know what's goin' to happen.

There's some good ol' boys in that racin' circuit.