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♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ Well, that's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just two Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like true modern day Robin Hood ♪

- Yee-haw! - Yee-haw!

Now, you're lookin' at Boondocks Pike.

A picturesque but seldom traveled Hazzard County road.

And it can sometimes be awful hazardous for a traveler.

You see, like that old log layin' in the road.

You never know what to expect.

Like things fallin' out of trees.

And predatory wildlife.

'Cut! Cut! Cut!'

Nicely done, Brock. Print that.

Which just made it a natural location

for a Hollywood movie company to come and shoot.

The Hazzard folks was curious about the Hollywood wildlife.

It was a mutual curiosity.

Can you believe this, Uncle Jesse?

I mean, a big movie star like ol' Brock Curtis

right here in Hazzard.

It is somethin'. I wonder where the kids are.

It's a shame they're missin' all this.

'You knew they're foolin'.'

Bo, can't you go any faster?

Today's Brock Curtis' big scene, and I don't wanna miss it.

Daisy, if you hadn't spent so much time

getting yourself ready, we'd have been there by now.

Yeah, I know, but..

Oh, fellas!

Don't you think Brock Curtis is the cutest moviestar

you've ever seen?

- Don't make me gag. - Oh, come on.

- He doesn't do nothing for me. - Alright.

- I love him. - We'll take a shortcut, okay?

- Okay. - Alright.

Now, this next scene is rough. You sure you can handle it?

It's why they pay me the big bucks.

- Everything all set? - I took care of it myself.

It'll look just like an accident, Mr. D.

You sure you wanna go through with this?

I've got to. I'm desperate.

I've a $5 million insurance policy on Brock Curtis.

That I've to collect on to survive.

- I get the message. - I've run out of money.

If I don't come up with that 5 million

I'll lose this picture my house, my swimming pool

my limousine, everything. And so will you.

Brock Curtis has to die.

Now, we've all heard about how cutthroat

the movie business is

but I swear I thought they was exaggeratin'.

Okay, Billy, let's get cracking. Way behind schedule.

Okay, Jason.

Folks, quiet on the set.

We're ready to roll.

- Cameras ready? - All set, Mr. Holloway.

The helicopter in position?

Check.

Alright, this is the big chase scene.

We got lot of coverage, so it's gotta be a good one.

- You ready, Brock? - Let's make some movie magic.

Alright, quiet on the set, folks and I mean quiet!

Roll cameras.

And action!

'Give him one in there.'

'He jumped clear off of the hill there.'

That's it. Kick him there. Ju... oh, yeah.

'Alright! Hey, could have fooled me, I'll tell you that.'

'I ought to knock him to the middle of next week.'

'No, you won't.'

Accelerator's stuck. Brakes are gone.

Help! My brakes are gone!

Well, I don't know what he's so excited about.

That's a normal Hazzard County drive.

Let's go, Bo.

Alright, look out, everybody.

What should we do, Mr. Holloway?

Uh, uh, uh, call an ambulance. And keep those cameras rolling.

Keep those cameras rolling, Chuck. We want all of this.

Now, that old boy is havin' a bad day.

Tell you what, he looks like he's out cold.

Sure does. He's gonna be killed.

Not if we can help it.

- Luke, be careful. - Of course, I'll be careful.

- Looks like he made it. - Alright.

Now, if he can just slow that down.

Brock's gonna be just fine.

Alright, hang on, this might hurt a little bit.

- Yeah. - Alright.

- That's what you'd have done. - Stop that, would you please.

- I think he's alright. - Be careful.

I couldn't believe the way they jumped that car..

And so Bo and Luke got to meet a big movie star

but if he'd have been a country singer

they'd have really been excited.

As it was, Daisy made up for it.

Thank you.

'You Dukes are marvelous.'

That's exactly the kind of excitement I need in my picture.

Thanks a lot, Billy. I'm unconscious and things pick up.

Oh, no offense. It's my fault and the script's. Not yours.

I still don't know what happened.

The brakes just went out and the accelerator was stuck.

Well, that's just it.

When we checked, the hydraulic lines were completely gone.

The screws could've loosened bouncin' down a road like that.

'It ain't likely.'

You think someone could have loosened them?

Well, there's no tellin' for sure.

Oh, come on now, Brock!

I'm sure it was an accident, let's not get hysterical.

In any case, we got it on film.

You guys not only saved our star

you might have saved the picture.

Well, shoot, glad to do it.

It was one way of gettin' to meet you.

'Mmm-hm-hmm.'

Let's face it, Blake. You blew it.

Well, it would have worked perfectly

if those rubes hadn't interfered.

Don't worry, Mr. D, because I'm gonna take care of Curtis

before we leave Hazzard.

Well, if those rubes interfere again

take care of them too.

After the movie company had finished

their last shot in Hazzard, Boss gave 'em a farewell party

before they returned to Hollywood.

Of course, ol' Boss had an ulterior motive.

Mr. Dillard! Oh, you came. I'm so glad.

- Welcome to my party. - Welcome, welcome, welcome.

I'm J.D. Hogg.

- And I'm Rosco P... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen,

I've a most fantastic movie idea for you.

- Well, I'm looking for someon... - Yeah, listen to this.

You know, I've led a most exciting life.

Oh, yes. Full of action and adventure a-and larcen...

- Would you please? - Well, it's just that..

Now, Mr. Dillard. Mr. Dillard?

Where'd he go? Oh, dag blast it! Look what you done.

- Well, I'm sorry. - I gotta go work on the script.

And you look terrific. And I wanna ask you something.

I want you to be in my picture.

- Do you mean that? - We certainly do.

Billy and I'd like to put you and the General

in the movie.

Well, that's real flattering of y'all

but we ain't done no actin'.

Well, hold on a second now. Daisy did some local theater.

Yes, but, Bo, I don't know.

We can't leave Uncle Jesse tendin' to the farm by himself.

- Thanks a lot y'all, but... - 'Won't take no for an answer.'

Billy got that chase scene and wants to use it in the picture.

That's right. It was fantastic!

I'm gonna rewrite the entire ending and put you in it.

'I want realism, I want fresh faces.'

And I wanna make a deal with you three

to come to Hollywood for two weeks.

Us? In Hollywood?

- 'Well, what do you say?' - Oh, I've always..

'Land sakes!'

Possum on a gum bush.

Daisy, I always knew you oughta be in the movies.

Possum on a gum bush?

- I've to talk to Uncle Jesse. - See if he can do without us.

If you like, I'll ride along, maybe help convince him.

Would you? Well, let's go!

- Let's give it a try. - Good luck, you guys.

- Thank you. - Thank you very much.

Alright.

Come on, let's go.

- I'll put a stop to that. - Don't, Mr. Dillard.

This could be the chance I was waiting for.

Supposing someone happens to drive that orange car

of theirs off the road with Curtis in it?

Uh-oh, looks like the Duke's luck

is holding true to form.

There's gonna be trouble.

And they're smack dab in the middle of it.

It ain't easy gettin' my whole life down on paper.

What was I doin' during the Depression?

- Hey, Boss. - Hmm?

- Guess what I just heard. - What? I can't guess. Tell me.

Well, listen, those Hollywood people are gonna take

the Dukes to Hollywood.

Oh, they're taking the Dukes to..

They're taking the Dukes to Hollywood?

Well, what about me? Ain't they takin' me?

- Well, it don't look so. - Dag blast it, it ain't fair.

Oh. Listen, little chrome dome. Listen, don't be upset.

You know, there ain't no justice.

I know it. Oh, wait a minute. Oh-ho, you said the magic word.

- Chrome? - No!

- Dome? - No! No, no! Justice!

Justice! I'd have got it if you'd given me half a chance.

Well, listen, them Dukes are on probation, ain't they?

Oh, yeah.

If they wanna go to Hollywood

they gotta take their probation officer with 'em.

- Namely me! - And me. Oh, you, you rascal!

I knew that we'd get it.

Hollywood..

Here we come!

Alright, now, get away, get away. I'm only up to 1939.

I'm gonna go tell Flash.

It's better than doggy num nums.

Are you sure that you and that director

ain't pulling our legs, Mr. Curtis?

Hey, call me Brock. No way.

I'll see to it that Jason Dillard, our producer

puts it in writing.

We sure could use the money to fix up the farm for Uncle Jesse.

- So anyway, Mr... - Ah!

I mean Brock.

- I sure loved your last movie. - It was great.

- Yeah, we saw it... - Bo. Bo, look out!

You know, I've heard it's rough makin' it in Hollywood.

The Dukes are havin' a rough time just gettin' there.

- Is everybody alright? - What the heck was that about?

Did you see? That guy had a mask on.

- Yeah. - He almost got us killed.

- You sure handled that wheel. - Thank you.

This puts your accident in a different light.

Somebody's tryin' to hurt you bad.

You've any idea who it could be? Do you have any enemies?

Well, I didn't think so.

Of course, in this business you can never tell.

Anyway, I'm certainly glad you Dukes are coming

to Hollywood with me. You're my good-luck charms

Unless maybe all this has changed your mind about coming?

- Oh, no way. - Don't worry about a thing.

- We're gonna be there with you. - We'd love to be in your movie.

Hey, hang on. We gotta get Uncle Jesse's permission still.

- Oh, yeah. - Let's head home.

Wait a minute. We also gotta check with Boss Hogg about it.

What's he got to do with you leaving?

Well, a few years back, me and Bo got busted

for moonshine, we're on probation.

Uncle Jesse made a deal with the government.

We'll tell you about it, but don't you worry..

Meanwhile, the producer's flunky

had deep-sixed the car he swiped

and was reporting on the failures of his mission.

Those yokels are ruining me.

Well, that's twice they've saved Curtis' hide.

Look, we're leaving Hazzard, so it looks like I'll have to wait

till we're back in LA to collect that policy.

You're forgetting one thing, Mr. D.

Thanks to that genius director of ours

those Duke kids are coming along.

Look, there's $5 million at stake here.

If they get in your way again out there, kill them.

You are gonna be marvelous. It's gonna be a fabulous..

Naturally, Jesse gave his okay

for the boys to leave for Hollywood.

And so did Boss.

On the condition that he and Rosco could go along

as their probation officers.

The director agreed, so everyone packed.

And at dawn, the movie company

was ready to leave for the airport.

Tell me that ain't who I think it is.

Dressed like that, they could be arrested

for disturbin' the peace.

'They got their nerve forcin' themselves along on this trip.'

Boss and Rosco will do about anything to get in the movies.

Mr. Dillard! Oh, Mr. Dillard, I'm here and I'm headed..

He just thought he had trouble before.

I hope I get to sit next to you on the plane.

Me too!

I've a brilliant idea to cast the lead in The J.D. Hogg Story.

- A-are you ready? - I'm ready!

Robert Redford.

'Oh, how about that, huh?'

And you know who should play Rosco P. Coltrane?

No, who?

- Burt Reynolds. - Burt Reynolds.

Let's load the bus. We're due at the airport.

We're going! See you on the plane!

Ciao! Nothing personal, Flash.

- Ciao? - Who are they?

Get in the car. Let's go.

- We'll call when we get there. - Right.

- Take it easy, Uncle Jesse. - Be good.

- Okay. - This would really be a kick.

If it wasn't for all them things happenin' to Brock Curtis.

I know. He's a real nice guy. I kinda like him.

Somebody's out to get him, that's for sure.

Just gotta stay alert.

- Say, Rosco? - What?

Did you put out an APB on that guy who tried to clobber us?

Of course, I did.

Dipstick, here, will take care of it, won't you?

Don't worry, Luke. If he's in the county, I'll find him.

Come on, folks. Let's get aboard now.

Rosco, did you have to bring that fleabag with you?

Well, listen, she cries if I leave her by herself.

Come on, honey..

Now, Hollywood has withstood premieres

scandals and earthquakes

but it might be facing its severest test.

Friends, this is travelin' Hollywood style.

A charter flight with everybody up top

and General Lee in the cargo hold.

Now, ain't that a picture?

Sorta reminds you of Roy and Trigger

going down Hollywood Boulevard, don't it?

Listen, Bo, keep your eye on the wheel.

You have to look out for these California drivers.

Would you look out? Because you're crushing my sequins.

Well, you ain't doing too much for my doodads either.

Oh, hush up, will you? Or I'm takin' you out of my life story.

'That's a promise.'

Look! There's Hollywood Boulevard.

- 'I'll be.' - 'It sure is.'

'Wow.'

Look up ahead, there's the Chinese Theater

where they put their footprints in cement.

- That's it, alright. - Oh, I don't believe this.

- My, oh, my. - Oh, this is just..

- Like I always pictured it. - 'Me too.'

Dag blast it, Rosco! Will you hush up that hound dog of yours?

Well, she thought she saw Lassie.

- Lassie? - Yes.

After a Hollywood tour and a good night's sleep

at a fancy motel complete with indoor plumbin'

The Dukes reported for work

with their probation officers, Boss and Rosco.

Howdy. Uh, name's Bo Duke.

This here's my cousin Daisy and my cousin, Luke.

We're here to help Brock Curtis out with his picture.

Okay. Who's that in back?

Unfortunately, they're with us.

That's J.D. Hogg and Rosco Coltrane.

That's Rosco P. Coltrane, and this is Flash.

- Say hello. - Oh, would you hush up?

The company's on the New York street set.

Straight ahead, end of the street, to the left.

- Thank you, sir. - Thank you.

I don't see no naked women.

My goodness, can you see any producers here?

No, but I see some scanty-clad women.

'Ooh-hoo, look at that!'

- 'Ooh, lookit there.' - 'Oh, lookit there.'

I'll bet he's a movie star. Ask him, Bo.

Hey, are you, are you anybody?

- It's Zorro. - Of course, he's somebody.

Oh, look at that dress.

It's hard to believe they're just actors, ain't it?

Oh, look down this street.

'Zorro, zero..'

Alright, we'll start here.

We'll carry them, then take them over there.

You got that, Jackie? Betty, write that down.

Can you set that up now?

I keep telling you, Brock, I'm positive those were just

a couple of unfortunate accidents back there in Hazzard.

I would still like those two extra guards around, Jason.

I am not so sure.

- You don't trust me. - It's my neck.

'There they are.'

- Alright. - Is Brock in there?

I'm sure he is.

'This is the best I've ever seen.'

'Flash is excited.'

Hey, welcome to the salt mine.

- Hey. - How are you doing?

- Hi, Brock. - Daisy.

- Luke. - Good to see ya.

What do you think? Look just like New York City?

It's just amazing.

I think Bo's impressed.

Hey, Luke, you know somethin'?

These buildings ain't got nothing behind 'em.

Well, that means they're all fake.

Shh. Don't let that get around, okay?

Now, those guards are real, so everything's cool.

- That's good. - How're you doing?

Alright, Billy, let's get cracking.

It's after 9 o'clock, we still don't have our first shot.

Alright. You heard our producer, let's get set up.

Why don't you come along? Brock, bring them along.

Daisy, we'll go, find the make-up trailer.

Jackie, how're you doing? We're gonna make some movies, huh?

Looks like we're gonna do that.

Oh, Mr. Dillard, Mr. Dillard, oh, I know you any place.

Oh, yeah. You look just like you do.

You know me, don't you? J.D. Hogg from Hazzard County.

And I'm Rosco P. Coltrane.

It's time to talk about our deal for The J.D. Hogg Story.

Oh-h-h.

How about this for casting? Listen to this great idea.

- For my wife, Lulu. - Uh-huh.

- Bo Derek. - Yes.

Oh, I love that idea, J.H. That does it.

Yeah, if you can't get Raquel Welch.

- Yeah, of course. - Yeah, yeah.

- Did you.. - Keep them away from me.

Mr. Dillard, wait a minute.

Stop that. You want to back off.

If you don't stop pestering Mr. Dillard

I'll have you thrown off the lot.

What? Thrown off the lot? Do you know who you're talking to?

'Besides that, we are the probation officers'

for Bo and Luke Duke.

That's right. And if we go, they go.

- Yeah. - Get off the lot.

Wait a minute. I ain't leaving until I sell my picture.

I'll knock him.

If Dillard doesn't recognize a great thing when he sees it

I'm gonna find a producer who does.

- Come on. - That's tellin' 'em.

This is the scene where you help Brock

get the secret micro film to the UN.

I want you Dukes to make a really exciting entrance

in your car right down the street.

You think you can come up with something spine tingling?

Yeah, it's just like an average day in Hazzard County, huh?

- Bo! - We'll think of somethin'.

Good, show it to me.

- Alright. - Okay.

Maybe, we can slide it around the turn?

Okay, everybody, let's get this equipment moved out of here.

I just can't believe we're in the movies.

It's so exciting.

Yeah. It's good that nobody's bothering Brock no more too.

- Yeah. - Hey, listen, Daisy.

To be on the safe side, while we're comin' up

with something for the General, keep an eye on Brock.

- That'll be no problem at all. - I bet it won't.

- I'll see you later. - Alright.

I'm telling you, Blake

I need that $5 million insurance in a hurry or..

I'm wiped out.

Don't worry, Mr. Dillard.

While the Dukes are getting all the attention

Brock Curtis is going to finally have his accident.

I guarantee you that.

Do you have any idea what you're gonna do..

And while Bo and Luke was rehearsing

with the director, the producer's flunky

was rehearsing a little scene of his own.

Dukes, this is a rehearsal, whenever you're ready.

Uh, that's a big 10-4, we're all set. Comin' ahead.

Oh, my goodness.

- Thanks. - 'Everything I wanted.'

'That was just ..'

Friends, in Hazzard or Hollywood

if there's trouble, it'll find the Dukes.

You alright? You okay, Brock?

'I don't believe it, another accident.'

I looked up, there was a light fallin' out of that window.

Alright.

Daisy and Brock could've got hurt bad

from all the way up here.

Here's where the light was attached.

Looks like a bolt could have just come loose.

Watch yourself, wouldn't wanna hurt one of them pretty legs.

Thanks, about being careful, I mean.

Well, take a look at this.

Have you noticed anybody wandering around the set

wearing brown corduroy pants today?

I didn't notice, but I can check it out.

No. You better let me handle it.

Hey, come on, let's go. Watch your step.

Are you alright, Brock?

Yeah, the Dukes came to the rescue again.

They're more reliable than the U.S. cavalry.

I guess, we all owe you a debt of thanks, young man.

Don't mention it.

Jason, there have been entirely too many accidents.

I think it's time we call in the outside police.

- Yeah. - I think that's a good idea.

No. It will be terrible publicity for the picture.

That was an accident. Pure and simple.

Alright. I'll call in the studio security to investigate.

Now, if you're really alright, Brock..

And you, miss, too, let's all get back to work.

Alright, everybody, let's take a break. We'll clean up the set.

Jackie!

- Clean that up, okay? - Are you alright?

Brock, let's get you first aid. Clean that up now.

Alright, everybody, let's clear up the set.

What did you find?

Well, it's just like back in Hazzard.

The bolts that were holding that light down for years

just kinda worked themselves free.

- Or somebody freed them. - Yeah, exactly.

That ain't all. Here, take a look.

This was on a nail next to the window.

We find the person this belongs to, we got the culprit.

Great. Well, we're on a break, let's go look around.

I feel a little strange about that, Daisy

seeing as how this ain't Hazzard.

What if we take this to head of security, see what he says?

Listen, while ya'll are doing that

I'm gonna kinda snoop around and see if there's anybody

hangin' around that's got a grudge against Brock.

I bet that pretty little assistant director can help us.

- Excuse me. - Bo, be careful.

- Yeah. - Come on.

Meanwhile, Boss and Rosco was making the rounds

of all the producers' offices to peddle The J.D. Hogg Story

and there wasn't a whole lot of excitement.

He slammed that door, he's gonna wake up velvet ears.

Come on, he ain't the only producer around here.

- Hold it right there. - What?

We've been getting complaints about you two.

- What? - You have to leave the lot.

Come with me.

We're here on official business.

- Right, so am I. - Wait a minute..

I ain't leaving this here lot until I sell my picture.

- Come on with me. - No, no, we..

Hey!

Oh-h-h!

- Hey! - Wait a minute, wait a minute.

There. Come on.

Come back here! Come, come back here.

Uh-oh, looks like Blake is one jump ahead of the Dukes.

He's gotten rid of them ripped pants.

- Where's it? - Come on, quick.

- Come on, come on. - Wait a minute.

While Boss and Rosco was gettin' a runnin' tour

of the movie studio, Luke and Daisy was talkin'

to the chief of security and not makin' much head way.

Thanks for your concern folks, but it's our job

to handle matters like this. Trust me, we're handling it.

Oh, I'm sure you are, we just thought maybe we could help.

Like we was wondering if you knew somebody

who might have a grudge against Brock Curtis?

Or wanted to do him any harm?

Randall.

They are?

Well, get more help if you need it, but I want them off the lot.

You people are certainly making pests out of yourselves.

'Your two oddball friends are disturbing the entire studio.'

Now, you'll have to excuse me.

You might like to see this, our cousin found...

I said, you'll have to excuse me.

Yes, sir.

Much obliged.

Ain't he adorable.

Well, since we're already pests why don't we go all the way

and find Mr. Torn Pants.

'Alright.'

Alright, alright, the coast is clear, come on.

Come on.

Well, this is... oh, I can't see..

Oh.

- Come on, will you? - Well..

- How do I look? - You gave me a start there.

- I did, huh? - You're kinda cute, you know.

I believe I need a shave.

Would you hush up the dog? It'll give us away or somethin'.

Flash doesn't recognize me, she thinks I'm a gorilla.

You know, I have a great craving for a banana.

Uh-oh, here comes the guard.

Wait a minute.

It's you two.

So how do you like the movie business so far?

There are some things I like just fine.

And, uh, I gotta tell you the truth

there's other things I'm not so darn sure about.

Like lights fallin' on top of people.

Would you tell me a little bit more about this producer fella

and that shadow of his?

First of all, nobody likes Blake, he's a creep.

'But, uh, Jason Dillard's okay as far as producers go.'

At least he was until he started getting into financial trouble.

Financial trouble, huh?

I heard it from the hair dresser whose girlfriend

goes with Dillard's driver

and she said that Dillard was really having some problems.

Huh.

Alright, you two clowns, out of there.

Wait a minute. Don't do that. Don't do that. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. This is an outrage.

I and this gentleman are public officials of Hazzard County.

Can't you see us?

That's right, I'm Rosco P. Coltrane

and this is just a disguise.

Oh, yeah. We got disguises on. I'm not a frog you know.

- And this is a Sheriff here. - I don't care. Let's go.

- Wait a minute. - Don't scuff my fur.

Listen, you're making me angry.

And while all this was going on

Jason Dillard was getting a very important phone call.

Gordon, I've been doing business with your bank for 10 years.

How can you put the squeeze on me like this?

Oh, thanks a lot. Twenty-four hours, huh?

That's a big favor.

They're cutting off my credit in 24 hours.

Mr. Dillard, I swear you'll collect

your 5 millon bucks insurance.

Brock Curtis won't last out the day.

Yeah, I've heard that before.

It's those blasted Dukes that have been saving him.

Now, they make sure that nothing goes wrong

I'm gonna take care of those hicks.

And then, I'm gonna take care of Brock Curtis.

This is your last chance, Blake.

Or I'm bringing in someone from the outside.

I'm not going down.

Meanwhile, Bo, Luke and Daisy

was meeting to compare notes on what they had found out.

What did you find out?

Well, what people are saying around here

is that this Jason Dillard fella

might have himself some sort of financial problems

and lose the whole picture.

- That could make him desperate. - Yeah.

Supposing Dillard and his friend are behind these accidents

what good is it gonna do 'em?

Dukes, on the set, please. Rehearsal.

Yeah, we're comin'.

We gotta talk this over some more and get deeper into it.

Let's keep a close eye on him, okay?

I demand to see the head of the studio.

- I got a movie idea to sell. - Big, big movie.

You aren't seeing anyone. You're barred from the lot.

What?

Look, when The J.D. Hogg Story hits the screen

and takes in, oh, I don't know, a 100 million smackers anyhow

'and I own, this here studio..'

- Owns it. - You know what?

- I'll have you fired. - He will fire you.

I'll take that chance, now move out.

George.

Oh, sorry about that, Mr. Baldwin.

Just two more weirdos trying to make it into movies.

- Who's he calling a weirdo? - That's alright, George.

Excuse me, I'm G.S. Baldwin, the producer.

- G.S. Baldwin. - Baldwin.

- Oh, producer. - You're a producer.

O-o-h! Uh, mister..

I've got something, you'll be interested in.

You certainly have, uh, do you mind?

Oh, well, uh, no.

Let's have a look at you, girl.

What a face, look at those eyes, George.

Look here, mister, uh, hey, listen, I wanna tell you

about a wonderful movie idea I've got...

'Excuse me, gentlemen.'

Do you mind if I take Flash along with me?

I'd like to give her a screen test.

A screen test?

She could be our next big animal star.

Just look at those eyes, George, huh?

Get their names and addresses. I'll be in touch with you.

- Yes, sir. - Wait a minute.

You wouldn't wanna keep Flash from being a star, would you?

Oh, no.

'Gonna be a star.'

- I'll be in touch. - Oh, do that. A star.

- I can't believe it. - 'I can't either.'

You know, you weren't discovered, but Flash was!

Lemme tell you about the next stunt.

After you get the microfilm from Brock, you take off

and then a truck will come and block your way

so you hit the ramp, fly over and head out down that street.

- We come from that direction? - Yeah, down there.

You guys get to use ramps in Hollywood, huh?

- Kinda takes the fun out of it. - Yeah.

Alright, let's, let's, uh, try a rehearsal.

You got it.

At least Brock's where we can keep an eye on him.

Daisy's doing a good job at that.

- Yeah, I think so. - Keep your eye on that ramp.

Dukes, this is a rehearsal, whenever you're ready.

'Action.'

'Bo?'

- The engine's dead. - We don't have time to stop.

That producer's gonna have to do better than that.

He's messing with the Dukes and General Lee.

Wha-what's, cut it, cut it.

We got some more of them barrels.

- Wow. - Fuel wire's split wide open.

Sure is.

Split wide open? Looks like it's been cut clean through.

Well, let's not get excited here, young man.

Your cousin said that line was split and it very well

could have just from normal wear and tear now, couldn't it?

I guess so, but...

You seem to think all these unfortunate accidents are caused

by some mysterious person. Do you have anyone in mind?

Yeah, we got a couple of ideas.

Well, let's hear 'em.

We don't wanna talk about it just yet.

Well, until you are, is this something you can fix?

We'll take care of this right away.

Then, let's get on with it, huh?

If you don't think this was an accident

we better do something.

Who do you suspect?

I don't wanna accuse somebody until we got some evidence.

'Mr. Curtis, we need you on the set.'

You know, you Dukes are really something.

Take care of yourselves.

- You too. - Yeah.

This is your chance. While the Dukes are busy, go get Curtis.

And no excuses. I'll take care of the guards.

Well, that's just great.

- What are we gonna do now? - Gotta think of something fast.

Dillard's on set, I'll go to his trailer, see what I can find.

I better go with you.

Alright. Bo, you can handle that fuel line by yourself?

Yeah, shouldn't take more than 10 minutes.

- See you in a little bit. - Great.

I'll save a little bit for Flash. She loves hot dogs.

Wait a minute here. Lift this car stopper here.

'Yeah, let us in, you hear?'

Yeah, we're here to see Flash, the super starlet.

We're her managers. Come on, open up.

My orders are to keep you out of here. Now, go away.

- No! W-well, you can't do that. - No.

Don't answer the phone, talk to us!

Hey, wait.

'Hey, stop, come back here.'

You know, they'd go a whole lot faster

if they'd just get off and start runnin'.

But old habits is hard to break.

And if you're from Hazzard, a chase means wheels.

Even if it is a kiddie car.

After us, so hurry, hurry. Come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

"The National Accident Insurance Company."

- Hey, did you find anything? - Yeah, maybe. Come on.

- We gotta make a phone call. - Alright.

'Alright. That way, that way! That's the idea.'

'Come on, come on, come on, come on.'

Come on, come on, come on.

Oh, watch it!

'Watch it!'

I didn't have the clamp tight enough. It's alright now.

Find out anything?

Yeah, Daisy's on the phone doin' a little shuck and jive.

She's calling the National Accident Insurance Company.

Accident Insurance Company? Yeah, good idea.

Hello.

This is Mr. Jason Dillard's secretary callin'.

And I'm callin' about the insurance policy

that Mr. Dillard has for our movie cast.

Uh-huh, that's right.

Do you have a Mr. Brock Curtis on that list?

Yes, I'll wait.

Yes? You have?

For $5 million dollars.

'Yes, well that checks with our list too.'

Much obliged. Bye.

Five million dollars.

That's what Dillard gets if Brock has an accident.

Fellas, I think we just found our motive.

Better tell Brock about it.

He's worth more to them in a hospital bed

than in front of the cameras.

I wondered what happened to them.

Come on, let's go back to the set.

- Oh, my goodness. - Alright.

'Wait a minute. Wait a minute.'

- Now, come on will you. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

'Wait a minute. Wait a minute.'

Those trouble makers are on the back lot heading south.

We're following up.

'..I beg of you, move it, move it.'

One thing Boss and Roscoe accomplished

was to take everybody's attention

off the bad dude, Blake.

Just as he was gettin' ready for more dirty work.

'Hey, Luke, trouble.'

There he goes.

- Are you okay? - Are you alright, Brock?

- Yeah. - You break anything?

No.

Look out.

Hey, where are the guys?

- Look at that, it's Blake. - Blake?

Careful.

Hey, wait..

I thought y'all might need The General.

Get after him.

Watch it, watch it, watch it. Go in there! Go in there!

- Oh! - Oh.

- Where am I? - Oh, oh.

- Yeah. - We're dead.

- Yeah, we went to heaven. - Oh, at least.

I thought I was going to the other place.

I ain't going if this ain't heaven.

Ooh!

'Looks like I'm never gonna sell that picture now.'

Oh, hey! Watch it.

- What the heck. - This is a minefield.

Stuff is fake in Hollywood.

Follow him through there.

And so that's how the Dukes foiled a real Hollywood murder

and solved the mystery

of who was tryin' to kill the movie star.

Jason Dillard, the producer, and his flunky

was taken away and locked up in a real prison.

And before long, the Hazzard folks was headed back home.

And got picked up at the airport by Enos and Jesse.

Bo, Luke and Daisy enjoyed their fling at movie making.

But was glad to be back.

Home sweet home, huh?

Once again Hollywood missed a golden opportunity.

Boss never sold his life story.

Or became 20th century Hogg.

And poor Flash flunked her screen test.

She fell asleep in front of the cameras.

Hollywood managed to survive the Dukes.

But can you imagine what would happen

if the Dukes took on Nashville?