Original subtitles

Get a picture of this.

Boss flips out.

Who might you be?

When Rosco gets stuck.

And who do you think is gonna save him?

♪ Just the good old boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ They're fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a true modern-day Robin Hood ♪

Yee-haw.

Now, it may look like a sunny day.

If that old saying's true about it never rains, but it pours

then, friends, stand by

and watch a frog-strangler on The Dukes.

I just can't believe this telegram.

I really, I can't believe it!

- "Miss Daisy Duke." - Daisy.

- What? - You read it ten times already.

- Eleven. - Twelve.

Well, now, come on, y'all

I just wanna make sure I didn't miss anything.

"Congratulations.

"As our one millionth person entering our store

you have won a number of fabulous prizes."

'Signed, Capitol City Department Store.'

There's gotta be a catch somewhere.

Oh, Luke, don't rain on Daisy's parade.

Yeah, you're right, Uncle Jesse.

Don't pay him no heed, Daisy.

Give an ol' wet blanket like Luke there an inch

he'd measure it.

'Hey, y'all, heads up.'

Heads down. Hang on.

It's all over. We're by it. Wasn't that bad.

That's 'cause they ain't got to Capitol City yet.

Now, this abandoned foundry don't look like

it could figure into what's happening to the Dukes

but inside trouble is already boilin'

like a kettle full of okry.

"And fencing of stolen articles

by a ring suspected of operating out of Hazzard County."

If that senator comes down here and starts poking around

my boss Billie Jean is really gonna be mad.

Yeah, I tell you, Stoney

the senator's gonna find

just exactly what I want him to find.

- And nothing more. - Ooh.

That's why your boss Billie Jean and your pal Zack

are in Capitol City this very minute

waitin' for the Duke family to show up.

All that Billie Jean and Zack have gotta do

is stick them Dukes with some of the stuff

we've been accumulatin'.

And then, I'm gonna stick those Dukes in the hoosegow

after I cuff 'em and stuff 'em.

And I'm gonna serve 'em up to the senator

on a silver platter.

'Of course, when we do that..'

we're gonna have to cool this operation for a while.

You and your pals are gonna have to lie low.

And what are we supposed to do for money?

- I thought of that. - He thinks of it.

I'm gonna fence off this little tidbit here.

- Isn't that a beautiful.. - Diamond necklace.

With what this'll bring, this should cover your expenses

for quite a little while to come.

Oh, at least.

Alright. Come on, Rosco.

You and me, we got a ring of desperadoes to catch.

To catch.

Don't you. O-oh.

Like Boss said, it was just a matter of time

and the Dukes took the bait like trout

to Jesse Duke's homemade dry fly.

- I don't believe it. - Look at that.

- It's true. It's true. - It's all yours.

This classic car.

Along with this here genuine mink coat.

- This gold bracelet. - Thank you.

Wait, wait, I'm not through yet.

Four tickets to Mexico.

All this just for being the millionth customer.

What do you say now, Mr. Gloom?

We ought to start shopping.

There you are. That feels so good.

Oh, get a picture of this.

- There you go. - 'Thank you so much.'

Oh, yes. Okay.

- There you go. - 'And..'

Don't forget these.

- Thank you. - Go on. Try it out.

I can't wait!

- Hey, hey, call it. - Heads.

Look at these doors. They open up.

I get to ride in the car.

- Hey, hey. - Here you go.

- Hey, how about that? - Look at that.

Oh, Daisy, give it a shot. Let's see what she does.

I don't believe this.

I'm always gonna shop at your store.

- Listen to that. - Thank you.

Bye.

Bye.

Now, there was no way of the Dukes knowing

that they'd been snookered smoother than

the gleaming dome of Boss Hogg.

And as the Dukes started back for Hazzard

Billie Jean and Zack called Boss

to tell him the good news.

JD Hogg speakin'.

They bought it.

Hook, line and sunk.

That's music to my ears.

This is JD Hogg calling Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

Come in.

Rosco.

'Rosco, where are you? Come in, come in, come in.'

Ooh. Oh.

Oh, thank you, Flash.

Uh, Rosco here.

Now, listen, if them Dukes ain't in the pokey in the next hour

I can't tell you what I'm gonna do.

That's a big 10-4. Over and out.

Oh. Good grief.

Buckle up for safety.

With the Dukes flying right into the web Boss had spun

Boss couldn't wait to tell the senator

that the ring of crooks in Hazzard County had been caught

and it would be a waste of his time to come down to Hazzard.

The trouble was.

Where the heck is he?

On his way here.

By nightfall.

That's sundown.

Enos.

Thank you, Gussie, for your kindness.

Did you want me, Mr. Hogg?

No, I just love hearing the sound of your name.

- Thank... - We gotta get to the hotel.

I wanna make sure that Senator Shaft

gets a fittin' welcome when he arrives in Hazzard.

As Boss started cooking up a batch of Hazzard hospitality

the Dukes were droppin' into the frying pan

ol' Boss had waitin' for 'em.

Boy, I can't believe this.

How'd they know you like yellow?

I don't know.

This is like a dream, isn't it?

Now, what do you suppose Rosco's flagging us down for?

Hold it right there! I said just hold..

Alright, all you Dukes.

Get out of those two vehicles. And no funny business either.

Rosco, what in the world are you doin'?

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna arrest ya for grand theft auto.

Rosco, you're barking up the wrong tree.

Oh, I'm not barking up the wrong tree.

Not if that bracelet and that mink coat

and this vehicle's serial number

is on my hot sheet here as being stolen.

Oh, cool! Which it is.

'And let's see.'

Some airplane tickets, huh?

Well, yeah. Well, isn't this nice.

Well, let's see.

Four one-way tickets to Mexico.

Oh, well, you wouldn't by any chance

be skipping the county now, would you?

No, now, Rosco, I won all this stuff

at the Capitol City Department Store

for being the one millionth customer.

- You got it all wrong. - Yeah, that's right.

Well, isn't that a coincidence.

You'll be the one millionth inmate-ress

at the state prison.

Oh, come on.

No, Jesse, you're the sneak.

You can't handcuff him.

You don't call my uncle a sneak. You've got it all wrong.

Go for it, boys.

Listen, Rosco, you've got it all wrong.

'Bo, wait a minute.'

Wait a minute. Freeze. Freeze!

Now, Bo and Luke knew if they had been suckered

into some kind of scam somebody had to stay outside

in order to put them what was fixin'

to be put in, out.

Y'all follow that?

See here? We'll put that through there

and then I'll..

Yes, but I wouldn't steal anything.

Rosco.

Sure hate to leave Daisy and Uncle Jesse back there.

Somebody's gotta find out what this is all about.

Better put the pedal to the metal, son.

Rosco's still comin'.

Oop. Ooh. Whoop.

Oh, alright, Bo and Luke Duke.

You've really done it this time.

Whoo.

Uh..

Good ol' Rosco.

Sure glad he's alright.

Wonder how he's gonna get down from there.

Don't know.

We gotta get to Capitol City, figure this stuff.

Ten-four.

As Bo and Luke headed back to Capitol City

Boss was getting himself and Enos over to the Hazzard Hotel

faster than crows to a cornfield.

Take them flowers and that candy.

Watch it. Watch it! Alright, come on.

Over in Capitol City the department store manager

told Bo and Luke that the store had never

had any such contest never gave away any such prizes

and had no idea who the people were who pretended to.

We've been snookered, good and proper.

What do you suppose is in it for them?

Got me.

How come you got all the questions, I got the answers?

- Cause you're older than me. - Oh, right.

- Howdy. - Hey, look at this.

Pay the guy, will you?

Yeah.

There you go.

"Senator Shaft, head of the crime committee

is gonna investigate Hazzard County."

Heh. Hazzard County?

He ought to start right here in Capitol City.

Wonder if there's any connection between the two.

Just lost me.

Didn't you find it strange that Rosco

was just sitting there waiting for us?

You just found me again.

If this guy's investigatin' crime in Hazzard County,

if he digs deep enough, who do you think he's gonna find?

Boss Hogg, sure as shootin'.

It'd be a natural. Settin' us up to take his fall.

The problem is gonna be connectin' Boss

with them folks that snookered us.

You know he had to cover his tracks.

It ain't no problem at all. We know what they look like.

Describe them to Enos. He can check the FBI wanted list.

Enos wouldn't know me if I wasn't wearin' plaid.

Yeah.

But if we describe them to Artie Bender

I bet he could come up with some sketches.

You know, I'll bet you're right. Come on, let's get outta here.

Where's the funnies?

Bo.

- What? - This ain't Hazzard.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, this is gonna be real nice and comfy.

Here, put that stuff down on this here table.

Good. Oh, the flowers, yeah, the candy, champagne.

Oh, that reminds me. Have the manager send up a bucket

so that champagne is properly iced. You do that.

Oh, and tell him also.

I want a sign put right on this door

that says "Presidential Suite".

You mean the president's comin' along with the senator?

No, dipstick, but every senator hopes to become president.

Well, I want this senator to feel right at home.

Go on, do what I told you.

'Bucket and a president sign.'

JD Hogg speakin'.

Yeah, Gussie.

Oh, Rosco callin'? Well, patch him through.

Uh, Boss, listen. Little, fat buddy

I got some good news and some bad news.

The good news is, I got Daisy and Jesse.

The bad news is, I lost Bo and Luke.

You what? Well, how did that happen?

Uh, listen, don't you fret your little, fat head about it.

I'll have those Dukes or my name ain't

Rosco P. Coltrane. Ah, come back.

They better be in the slammer before sundown

when the senator gets here, or your name is mud.

And if Boss loses that necklace

and can't pay off his uglies

things ain't gonna be too chirpy

around the Hogg household.

Meanwhile, Bo and Luke had paid Artie Bender

the pitchfork Picasso of Hazzard, a visit.

He made sketches of Billie Jean and Zack

and the Dukes hightailed it back to town

to give 'em to Enos.

'Cause he loved to look at pictures.

I gotta go back to the senator's suite.

I must have misplaced something.

- I'll get it. - No, no, you stay right here.

And I'll be right back.

Don't you make a move 'til I come back.

The Dukes! Well, just don't stand there

chewing your cud. Go on, cuff 'em and stuff 'em.

- What charge, sir? - Grand theft everything.

Now, hang on a second, Boss.

I got Artie Bender to make sketches of them two

that stuck us with the stolen merchandise.

- Get Enos to run a make on 'em. - Sure thing, Luke.

That's a bunch of malarkey.

Listen your Uncle Jesse and Daisy are already headed

for the hoosegow. You know?

'And you two are just about to follow 'em.'

Enos, do what I told you. I'll be right back.

'Is he alright?'

- He's out cold. - Enos, you better run.

- Get an ambulance. - Alright.

- He's starting to come around. - He's coming around.

He's opened his eyes.

There, he's got his head up.

- Howdy. - Boss, you alright?

Am I alright? Yeah, I-I think so.

Uh, wait a minute.

What'd you say my name was again?

Uh-huh. Friends, looks like amnesia.

Now, how would you like to be fillin' out an insurance form

to explain how that happened?'

Uh, wait a second, Boss.

Are you tryin' to tell us that you don't know who you are?

I ain't got the foggiest notion

who I am or where I am, for that matter.

Ambulance is on its way. How you feeling, Mr. Hogg?

Oh, Hogg. That's my name.

Hogg. Is that with two G's?

And to that, they had to add where he was, who he was

and who they were, just as the ambulance was showin' up.

After Rosco got his car out of that silo

he picked up Jesse and Daisy, threw 'em in jail

and was now lookin' for Bo and Luke.

Now, Boss may have lost his memory

but Rosco hadn't lost his.

And when Rosco heard about

Boss being taken to Doc Appleby's

he was ready to charge the Dukes with attempted murder

along with everything else.

- It was an accident. - They're tellin' the truth.

It happened the way they said. I saw the whole thing.

Oh, hush, I don't care what you saw, you idiot.

I got these Dukes charged with grand theft auto.

'I've got you for grand theft golden bracelet.'

I've got you for grand theft mink coat

and along with that, I've got you for resistin' arrest

and silo-ing a patrol car.

'And if anything, I mean anything'

'has happened to my little, fat buddy I'm gonna knock you..'

- Boss. - Boss?

My, oh, my, oh, my.

What is all this hullabaloo out here?

- Oh, Boss, Boss, are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay.

Sit right down. Are you okay, Boss?

- I'm okay, but listen. - What?

My name is Jefferson Davis Hogg.

- 'Oh.' - 'With two G's.'

And just who might you be?

Uh..

Boss, you know who I am.

Rosco.

Rosco P. Coltrane.

Will you.. Wha..

Somethin' wrong with his eyes?

Oh. What?

- It's his head. - Oh, uh, insanity.

No, no, no. JD is suffering

from a temporary case of amnesia, Rosco.

Amnesia. Oh, oh.

You mean that his little lights have gone out upstairs?

No, no, let's just say

the light has dimmed for a while.

Dimmed for a while.

Alright, that did it.

Along with everything else

I'm arresting you for grand theft memory.

No, no, no. No, no. No, no.

Uh, look here, these nice young men

had absolutely nothing to do with my losin' my memory.

And, uh, besides that

what exactly did you mean by..

Along with everything else?

Boss... you know.

'I don't know. And stop calling me Boss.'

My name is Jefferson Davis Hogg.

- 'With two G's.' - Two G's.

I think we can tell you what happened.

- Please do. - Jefferson.

The situation is that your sheriff there

put our Uncle Jesse and cousin Daisy

in jail for something they didn't do.

- No. - Yes.

And that stuff in our car was planted. We was framed.

Framed.

Oh, tiddly-tuddly.

Sheriff, who would do such a terrible thing

as frame these nice young boys?

Uh, Boss, listen, can't we talk in private?

Why, there's nothing to talk about.

'Now, these boys tell me'

that I'm county commissioner around here.

So the first thing I want to happen is

I'm ordering you to un-cuff them this very moment.

But, Boss, - 'And then..'

We're all gonna go into town

wherever that is..

And release their good kinfolk from jail.

- But, Boss, you.. - 'And stop calling me Boss.'

- Come on, let's go. - 'But, Boss.'

You heard the man, Bosco.

That's, Rosco.

You can go ahead and laugh, but you know

church is not over until the fat lady sings.

Now, here's how things stood

the senator was hot on the road to Hazzard

which was trouble for the Dukes.

And Boss' bad guys was getting antsy.

Hogg sure is taking his own sweet time

selling off that necklace.

Maybe he's having a tough time finding the right buyer.

Or maybe, just maybe

he's figurin' on cutting us out of our own job.

Alright.

We're gonna give him another half-hour.

If we don't hear from him by then

We'll just pay him a little visit.

Well, honey, now you're gonna have to introduce yourself

'cause Boss don't remember you.

Boss lived up to his promise

and freed Jesse and Daisy from jail.

You know, I'd never know JD that nice like that before.

I never know he had it in him.

He not only apologized for having

Rosco put Uncle Jesse and me in jail

he even kissed my hand.

I wouldn't expect him to go on acting like that forever.

The only thing JD losing his memory like that does for us

is buy us a little more time.

That's all we got, too.

Can't get nothing from a man that don't remember nothing.

Shooting old Rosco ain't gonna help us out none.

Wait a minute... maybe Rosco won't talk on his own.

But with Boss' good side working overtime..

Maybe Boss can help us get to Rosco.

- Good idea. Yeah. - Great idea.

- Great coffee, Uncle Jesse. - Keep it warm, will you?

Yeah, don't you want..

Could work, except for one hitch.

Boss' partner was aimin' to have a little talk with Boss

about the same time.

And if she didn't get the answer she was looking for

Boss or Jefferson Davis Hogg might not be around long enough

to answer anybody else's questions.

Oh, yeah.

And I permitted all this to go on around here?

You encouraged it in fact.

- I'm the County Commissioner? - Yeah, you are.

Well, well, well..

How low can a man sink?

How far down do you wanna go?

Well, what was ain't gonna be no more.

- It ain't? - No siree Bob, Bosco.

No-no-no, that's Rosco.

I'm gonna start cleanin' up this town.

- You are? - Absolutely.

- Oh! - Startin' right here.

Oh, who is this lovely lady?

Oh, that's Lulu, that's your wife.

- Oh, my wife. - Yeah, she's precious.

Oh, my! Oh, my!

That's you in the picture though?

You should've shot the other side my, the profile...

You've got your arm right around my wife.

I love her very dear...

What's going on between the two of you?

Wait a minute, Boss.

She's your wife, but she's my sister.

- Oh-oh, your sister. - Right.

I see now.

Wait a minute. That makes you my brother-in-law.

Yes, you little rascal.

I had no idea how low I had really sunk.

Listen, this is serious, you're gonna sink

a lot lower, maybe 6 feet if you don't pay attention now.

- I am paying attention. - I'm talking about business.

I'm paying attention to business which is to clean up this town.

I'm not talkin' about town I'm talkin' about the Dukes.

I'm also talkin' about that diamond necklace.

What diamond necklace?

- Our diamond necklace. - That's right, their..

O-oh, o-oh, o-oh.

Who's she?

Stoney here and Zack.

They was right.

You do have a short memory, Mr. Hogg.

Oh, well, see, it's not only short but it's nonexistent.

He hit his little chrome dome and lost his memory.

You just better find it before you meet with another accident

and lose a whole lot more.

I was telling him that very thing.

'Then it bears repeating.'

'Cause if you two don't come up with that car, the gold bracelet

the mink coat and the diamond necklace in two hours

you ain't gonna be nothing but a memory.

You mean..

- Oh, that big bully there. - Listen, you, Bosco, Bosco..

- It's Rosco. - Whatever, get me down.

Well, he's liable to come back.

Go after him. I mean, I'd bet my bunions, that gal is

the ring leader of the gang who tried to frame this..

Who is? Who is that gal?

She just ran out of here with that fellow, didn't you see him?

I mean, she practically confessed to stealing.

I don't know, a car, a mink coat, a gold bracelet

and some sort of diamond necklace.

- What are we waiting for? - Thanks a lot, Jefferson.

Yeah, don't mention it.

The problem facing Bosco or Rosco

is that without Boss, he is Bosco.

Folks, you are looking at a desperate man.

Boss, this is gonna hurt me a lot more than it is you.

I just cant do it.

Oh, oh, oh, Jefferson.

Oh, oh, Jefferson, speak to me.

Go.

Wake Jefferson.

I didn't mean to do it.

- What did you stop for? - I didn't.

General did.

Boys, I know y'all been pushing your luck.

That was just a warm-up for the pushing

you better be doing now.

Thanks a lot.

Hey, ain't the smartest thing we've ever done.

- Really? - Dang! We blew it.

Yeah, we also lost that guard who could have cleared us.

Let's get to General running. We can head back to Hazzard.

Wait a minute.

Back to Hazzard? Your sense of direction all messed up?

He went that way.

Well, I know he went that way, we lost him.

If Rosco knows who this guy is, he knows where he's headed.

As long as Boss is on our side.

Let's go look a gift hog in the jaws.

- Stop hitting me. - Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Jefferson.

Rosco, what the heck are you calling me Jefferson for?

Rosco, uh-hoo, you're back, little buddy.

- Back? - Yes.

Where have I been?

You've been out of your little chrome dome.

You even made me let the Dukes go.

- You did what? - I didn't do it. Jefferson did.

Jefferson? Who's Jefferson?

You're Jefferson, that's you name.

I know I'm Jefferson, but what's my name gotta do with this?

When you were Jefferson, when you were out of your memory

you told me, "let the Dukes go."

Oh, what time is it? What time is it?

That's it, Senator Shaft is half way to town by now.

And them suspects of ours is, um, running loose.

No, I know they're running amok, but that's the good news.

The flaw in the slaw is, Billy Jean and the gang

think you double-crossed them.

And then, you had the audacity to set the Dukes on them.

Holy Hannah!

Bo and Luke were looking to get Jefferson

to help them get Rosco to talk..

Not knowin' Jefferson was back to being Boss Hogg again.

If they don't catch 'em and then we don't return

that necklace and mink coat and all that other stuff

they're gonna cut our little chinny chin chin.

I know it.

Hey, Jefferson. We lost 'em.

Oh, you lost 'em, did you hear that, they lost 'em.

Yeah.

Maybe Rosco there can tell you

where the crooks are hiding out.

May be, Sheriff, do you know where them crooks

who stole all that stuff are at?

- You don't? You don't? - No. No.

- And you boys don't know. - No, sir.

- 'Well, I know.' - Oh, where?

They're right there in front of you. The Duke gang. Cuff 'em.

Something tells me the worm has turned.

You're right, it has.

You must have taken another bang on your head, huh, Boss?

At the sound of the gun, the race was on.

Bo and Luke took off faster than bad news travels.

The Boss and Rosco in hot pursuit.

The Senator's Limo was getting closer and closer to Hazzard.

'Uncle Shepherd, come back.'

Yeah, this is Shepherd. Come back.

'We got some bad news.'

Luke field, Jesse, and Daisy, hearing old Boss is being

back to his old self

they agreed to meet at a safe place

to work out some new plans of action.

Meet me down there at Twin Oak.

We're on our way, over and out.

They're still comin on?

You know it.

That old Rosco is getting harder to lose than a summer cold.

Well, hang on, it got me an idea.

I got ya.

Come on, come on, get him.

Where are we?

How do you like that, Rosco?

He did it even better

except he's headed in the wrong way I think.

Stoney, quit beating you gums, Hogg ain't pullin'

no loss in memory.

He ain't gettin' away with nothin'

Not when we got close to 50 grand

between that necklace and the rest of the stuff.

We gonna get it all back.

How do you figure that?

Hogg's now got it all.

He's got the Sheriff on his side.

He might stick that Senator from the crime commission on us.

Maybe... but we'll have something else on our side.

Like what?

Like Hogg.

We'll snatch him and trade him with that Sheriff of his

for our loot.

Zack, Stoney, we go and catch us a Hogg.

Yeah!

We're a mite better off.

Now we know there's three of 'em.

We got a good look at the third one and his car.

They gotta be in the county.

Find them before Rosco finds us and before they split.

We just gotta look under every rock in Hazzard

until we get 'em.

Keep an ear out for Rosco on the radio, find what they're up to.

See you.

As the Dukes fend out to search for them crooks.

Boss and Rosco was about to search for the diamond necklace

that Boss had accidentally kicked under the bed

at the Hazzard Hotel.

Like I told you, I remember that thing

is up there somewhere on the floor.

But you gotta find it. Look under the furniture.

You hear? But you get it.

Wait just a pea-pickin' minute here.

You lost it, how come I always get the dirty work?

Because I don't want to contribute

to this county's unemployment problem

which you will be a part of

if you don't do like I tell you to do. Got that?

- I got it. - Alright. Good.

If you wanna be sheriff and not a statistic

you got get that thing, go get it.

That's quite a big piece of equipment

you boys brought out here, isn't it?

You're gonna fit that into that little-bitty store?

That's him.

- 'Get him, boys.' - 'Let's go.'

Now there's one thing about being top dog.

When you're at the top

there's usually only one place left to go.

Down.

So they beddy-bye the Boss

hauled him off like a sack of grits.

Oh!

'House keeping.'

'House keeping.'

- 'What are you doin' in here?' - 'Oh, excuse me, ma'am.'

You will note that holdin' public office in Hazzard

ain't without its off moments.

Now, unfortunately, old Rosco ain't the only one

in over his head like that.

The hot water Boss was in was just about to

boil over like cookin' a fat crab.

Argh, you?

The gang that framed the Duke boys.

Uh-huh, Boss lost his memory again.

I'm afraid that ain't all he's gonna lose.

You listen to the man lest you want to gain some weight.

- Like 80 pounds of cement. - Yeah.

Breaker, breaker. I'm callin' for Sheriff Coltrane.

Can you hear me, sheriff?

Billie Jean didn't get any answer from Rosco

seeing as how trash trucks don't have police radios.

Only police cars and the Dukes

who were listening in with Enos.

- 'You out there?' - 'This is the deputy.'

'I'm sorry the sheriff ain't answering.'

'He's a real busy man. Can I help you, ma'am?'

Yeah.

I gotta message for you, sheriff.

Tell him if he ever wants to see Hogg alive again

he delivers the merchandise to us in one hour. That's it.

Listen, members of Davis Hogg.

Don't listen to their demands.

Deputy, do as I say or Hogg's had it, you hear?

Yes, ma'am.

Possum on a gum bush. I gotta find the sheriff.

It just don't make no sense.

Wait a minute, it sure does... if Boss

has lost his memory again.

Yeah, you got it.

This is Lost Sheep to Shepherd. Come back.

Yeah, I heard it.

Having heard Billie Jean's threats and demands

Bo and Luke had only one course to follow.

And that was to get to Rosco

if they was going to catch 'em crooks and save Boss' life.

Listen, you'd save about five minutes taking Old Post road.

You've got it.

Friends, little things are rolling down on the road there

is the beginning of an old fashioned Hazzard rock slide.

Save us about five minutes, huh? Hang on.

Which is right on time considering the way things

have been going.

- Time to keep my mouth shut. - Yeah, next time.

Well, listen, why don't you try to get Boss over to Boars Nest.

Huh?

Well, th-then try his house.

Well, try some place else.

I mean, he's got to be some place.

Well, just keep calling.

Well, I appreciate it.

Sheriff, they got him! They got him!

What? Who? What? Who's got what?

The bravest man I've had the pleasure of knowing. Mr. Hogg.

Are you talking about our Boss Hogg?

He prefers to be called as Jefferson Davis now, sir.

Oh, he's, he's hit his little flabby head again.

Oh, good grief, where is he?

I don't know, but he said not to bring

all that stolen merchandize even though they said

if you didn't, they'd kill him.

Boss is gonna be cut in the prime of his beef.

- Pork. - Hush!

Just get that car out of the impound.

While I gather up everything else.

But what about Mr. Hogg's order, sir?

Oh, Enos. This is..

You idiot!

He ain't no fit condition to make a decision right now.

Now get out there and get that car outta the impound.

I guess that clears the Dukes of all charges, right, sheriff?

That's all wrong. That's all wrong.

It doesn't clear the Dukes of anything.

In fact, they're probably hiding the evidence

just to weasel out of it. Now get going.

I'm going, sheriff.

Rosco had about 30 minutes to deliver the goods

and save Boss' life

barring no unforeseen delays.

Meanwhile, out at the old abandoned foundry

that right cross that Boss took to his jaw

before he jarred his memory back.

Well, Hogg, you're time is runnin' out.

So, you better get the sheriff on the radio

and tell him to get his butt out here with our stuff, real fast.

Yeah. I'll do that. I'll do that.

And, he'll come out real quick, I swear.

Just don't you do nothing foolish.

Now, don't you or your sheriff do nothing foolish.

And you make sure he comes out here alone, you hear?

I'm takin' the truck. I'm gonna pick him up.

Now, keep a sharp eye.

If when I see anybody with him, I'll CB you.

Untie him and take him out to the car to call Coltrane.

Now, Hogg.

Nobody better be with that sheriff.

Or you've bought it.

You want me to come along? I'll follow you in my car.

I don't want you to come along.

I want you to get out and arrest any Duke you can find.

- I hope Mr. Hogg's alright. - Oh, hush!

Hey, Enos, where's Rosco?

He just left, Luke.

He's ordered me to arrest you all.

Oh, come on. You know we didn't steal that stuff.

Of course, I know, but orders is orders.

Enos, you gotta believe us.

We overhead that message those guys told to give Rosco.

If we don't follow Rosco and find them crooks

we won't be able to clear ourselves

and we can't save Boss' life.

I don't know.

'Enos, you ever stop to realize that maybe'

'these guys don't plan to let Rosco and Boss ever come back?'

If you was them, would you want a couple of witnesses

wandering around who could identify you?

Come on, Enos. Where'd he go?

Sheriff just left in the stolen car

that you, Uncle Jesse and Daisy were caught in.

- Proud of you, Enos. - Let's go.

Let's move!

Look who's come in time for dinner.

Question is, whose goose is cooked?

Boss' or the Dukes'?

Hazzard County.

'Listen, JD Hogg here.'

'Rosco, can you hear me?'

Uh, that's a big affirmative.

Now, listen good.

Y-you just get that merchandise right out here quick, you hear?

Before I wind up as fertilizer at Hogg Heaven Cemetery.

'Oh, well, don't you worry!'

Nobody's gonna make a meadow muffin outta you.

- Back. - Alright, alright, alright.

Just hush, do what I told you to do

and make sure, nobody's following you, you hear?

Ain't nobody here but me, myself, and I.

Of course, Rosco had no way of knowing

that the three of him was far from being alone.

Lost Sheep to Shepherd. Got your ears on, come on back.

'This is Shepherd. Go ahead, Lost Sheep.'

Yeah, listen, we're headed north on Cotwood

got Enos backing us up.

We got no idea what Rosco's 20 is, yet.

So, I guess we'll have to call you

when we figure something else out.

I read you loud and clear.

I'm gone.

With Rosco leading Bo, Luke, and Enos

right to the crook's hideout, it looked like a piece of cake.

But with Billie Jean waiting, that piece of cake

was about to become humble-pie.

'Cause, anybody that smart, is one thing.

But a woman that smart is something else.

What happened to Rosco's car? I don't see it anywhere.

Must have passed that truck up ahead.

I still don't see him.

Huh.

- Whatever. - Just open the door, Rosco.

Listen, I-I have claustrophobia, you know.

I-in these little short buildings, I..

Sheriff here had himself a back up.

- 'The Dukes and that deputy.' - You did?

'Yeah, he did.'

I ditched 'em, but they're gonna get here soon.

Billie Jean warned you about that.

It wasn't my idea, I swear.

You knucklehead, I told you to come alone.

Listen, it wasn't my fault, Boss.

I didn't know they were there.

Cross my heart and hope never get a raise.

Don't worry, you won't.

We're gonna have to make some tracks.

Zack and me will tie up the sheriff.

'Stoney here will take Hogg with him'

'so we'll have something to deal with.'

I-I think you'd be better off taking the sheriff.

N-no!

Get going, Hogg!

Yeah, yeah, alright!

Y'all ever noticed how old Boss responds

to a strong woman?

Lulu trained him good!

I-I don't like tight places, you know?

Doggone it all!

Hey, Enos. We lost him.

How? He was in front of us.

Yeah, he was, until he passed that truck

a couple of miles back.

We never didsee him pass that truck.

I bet he's inside!

'Right, that truck turned off on Foundry Road.'

'There's only one place they could be.'

- The foundry! - That's right!

Lost Sheep to Bo Peep and Uncle Shepherd, c'mon back.

- 'This is Shepherd, come back.' - 'Read you loud and clear.'

We think Boss is held in the old foundry near Hidden Pines.

We've gotta get there. You come from the west

we'll come from the east. We're gone.

And I'm gone.

Likewise.

- Can we talk this thing over? - Hogg, shush up!

- Yeah, but... - 'Shush!'

Here's one of 'em.

Enos, head right. We're cutting left to block him.

10-4, you all!

'Dang it all!'

Meanwhile, Daisy and Jesse was closing in

on Zack and Billie Jean.

I hope I time this right.

Alright! Come down outta there!

'C'mon!'

Uncle Jesse, she's not here!

'Don't worry, Uncle Jesse, I'll get her.'

Oh, no, you don't!

Now, Billie Jean may be awful pretty and awful smart

but, with Daisy Duke, she sure were over overmatched.

This is for the mink coat.

Wake up! I'm not through with you yet.

Well, that's two down and one to go.

Hey, now there's the Duke boys. Ha-ha-ha!

I'd hate to bang that car with Boss in there.

If I get close enough, you think you could..

Well, climb over there?

- Ah, great! - I-I'd do it.

- Yeah, but you're driving. - Yeah, c'mon!

C'mon! C'mon! No, no, no!

Bo, be careful now.

Wow!

Now, once 'em crooks had everybody against 'em

it was all over.

And the fat lady didn't sing a note.

The senator arrived in Hazzard just in time to commend

the Dukes and Enos, for helping wipe out crime in Hazzard.

Of course, with Boss and Rosco still around

that weren't exactly true.

For, as soon as the Senator left

Boss and Rosco was back to their old tricks.

True, Boss had lost out on the big money deal

and the Dukes didn't win any big prize.

You see, winning out in Hazzard was done one day at a time.

For most folks, that's enough in Hazzard County.