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♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightnin' the curves ♪

♪ Flatnin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a true modern-day Robin Hoods ♪

'Yee-haw!'

'How long you reckon it's been since we've seen him?'

- Eight, nine years? - Yeah. Gotta be.

You gettin' mighty anxious?

It's gonna be good to see old Waylon.

Yeah, you got that right.

I was really lookin' forward to seeing old Jesse

and them two misbegotten nephews of his

and of course, sweet Daisy.

I'd put together this little traveling show for charity

and hit a passel of the big cities in the South

which had sort of warmed me up to hit Hazzard.

Unknowingly, I was bringin' a lot of trouble to the Dukes.

Though, of all people, I should've known that

that was as easy as gettin' up early to go fishin'.

Trouble started right off the bat.

While Jesse, Daisy and Enos was collecting that money

selling them tickets to my charity exhibit

old Boss Hogg was making his own arrangements

for the exhibit by fixing up an old abandoned barn

to hide it in, when he stole it.

Which was just about to happen.

Any minute now, them two friends of mine

are gonna take possession of that traveling museum.

I tell you, Rosco. I can already smell all that money.

Oh, yeah. It smells.

- Boss, can I ask you somethin'? - Go ahead.

What'll you do with them things once you got 'em?

What'll I do with them things once I got 'em?

I'm gonna sell 'em. Back to the insurance company.

For a measly 100,000 simoleons.

Boss, wait a minute there's a flaw in the slaw with that.

Listen, all those things are worth maybe millions.

Oh, yeah, of course they are.

But, you know, a fine person like Waylon Jennings

well, he started the museum to raise money

for charity, didn't he?

- Yeah. - Well, never let it be said.

That J.D. Hogg ain't as charitable as the next man.

Oh, now, you see, that's what makes me like you the way I do.

Listen, that probably is one of the most

generous selfish things that you've ever done.

- You little chubby... - Don't do that.

Here he comes.

Now, you remember what Mr. Hogg said.

You be real polite to Mr. Jennings.

Real nice of you to stop, Mr. Jennings.

Happy to oblige, boys.

Boy, we're sure glad to hear that.

Now, if you'll kindly step over to the side of the road.

Now, I've seen die-hard fans desperate for an autograph

but I ain't never given one at gunpoint.

Sure has as been a pleasure, Waylon.

I wish I could say the same.

I've got all your records, Waylon.

'Come on!'

I got his autograph.

Wouldn't that just blow your hat in a creek.

Stop!

Is that who I think it is?

Yes, sir, them Duke boys is quick.

Yeah, it's Waylon.

- Well, let's get back there. - Back her up, here.

This ain't exactly how I figured on entering Hazzard.

I mean, I didn't want no ticker-tape parade or nothing.

But I was hoping for a bit more dignity.

What the heck happened to you?

Well, I got hijacked and they took off that way in my truck.

- What? - Listen, you stay here.

- We'll get it back. - Wait a minute, boys.

You could get hurt. Really, and besides that you don't...

Waylon, come on. What's a bit of risk between friends, huh?

Stay right here.

Waylon sure took that hijacking easy-like.

- Hardly understand it. - Me neither.

Take the cutoff.

- Go for it, Bo. - Hang on.

What the heck are we gonna tell Waylon?

I don't know what you're gonna tell him.

You're a lot of help.

What're we gonna tell Uncle Jesse, the folks at home?

- I don't know. - I'll give you a push.

Bring her in now. That's beautiful.

Oh, very good. That was fancy driving, alright.

Thank you.

- There it is. - That's it.

- Let me see... - No, wait a minute!

- Don't go in there. - Don't go in there.

No. Not without taking off your hat.

- Why should I take off my hat? - Why?

Why, because out of respect for the contents

of this here museum.

Everything and everybody, that made country and western music

what it is today, is represented right inside here.

Well, of course. Now..

This is a sacred place.

See, this is a sacred place.

Don't go in there! There's something horrible.

- I'm going in. - Get in there.

- Ah! Ah! Ah! - I hate that coward.

- Rosco! - What?

Lookie here.

It's been picked clean.

There ain't a memory, a memento or memorabilia

in the whole dump.

When the boys came back, they said they'd lost the truck.

Then along came something that made them think

that they'd lost their minds.

Hey, Bo, take a look at this.

'Wait a second.'

Well, ain't that the truck we've been chasing?

Yes and no.

'Bo, Luke, this is Betty Jo Page.'

She's with the company that insures the exhibit.

It was her idea to use the decoy museum

just in case something happened.

'Her little gamble paid off.'

So, what you're saying then, is that other truck is empty.

We've used this all along the tour.

Unfortunately, it's the first time we've needed it.

Well, what do you know about that, clever and cute.

Say, maybe you would like to see the museum.

It'll give me a chance to clue Betty Jo in.

Sounds good to me. Lead the way.

"Sounds good to me. Lead the way."

You boys go on in there.

- Good picture, Waylon. - Alright.

I think you'll enjoy it. Go ahead and look.

Look at that.

Hey, look at this.

Hank Williams Jr.'s pedal steel guitar.

That's right.

Never could figure out how they played them things.

Hey.

"Willie gave me his hair right off his head.

What a friend!"

Oh, Bo, look at this.

Holy mackerel!

Buddy Holly's motorcycle.

Lookie there, there's the bill of sale.

Boy, this place is really something.

It sure would be hard to try and replace any of this stuff.

That decoy truck was a heck of a good idea.

That's when the Duke boys came along and took out after them.

I bet that's the first time they lost anything on wheels.

So they're pretty good drivers, huh?

The very best.

That's interesting.

Hoo-wee!

That's something!

Boy, I'd like to play that guitar.

It would be something.

- Whoo! - That's something else!

- Never seen nothing like it. - I think they're impressed.

Boys, here's a little token of appreciation

for the risk that you two took.

I only gave them one hat.

That'd give them something to fight over.

Dang, got your name all over it, too, don't it?

'Jesse, this niece of yours gets prettier every time..'

When we got to Hazzard, everybody figured

all the excitement was over.

But I should have known better.

You're gonna take supper with us, ain't you?

I got a crawdad bisque a cookin'.

We're gonna have catfish, collards and corn bread.

I wouldn't miss your cooking for nothing.

That is, provided somebody take me to the airport after supper.

- You betcha. - I got a show in Memphis.

Mr. Jennings, let me say how happy I am

how everything turned out alright.

And I was so happy to learn that this young lady, here

was the one that thought up the decoy truck.

Now we've got the museum here, Mr. Hogg

what do you plan on doing about what happened?

Well, first of all, I wanna commend the Duke boys, here.

For just happening to be at the scene of the crime

and nearlycapturing them two crooks.

Well, thanks a lot for the commendation, Boss

but, you gonna answer the little lady's question?

- Huh? - Yeah.

Just exactly what is the fair city of Hazzard gonna do

to ensure this museum doesn't get stolen again?

What are we gonna do?

Alright, I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

I hereby am offering a $10,000 reward

'for the apprehension of them criminals.'

That said reward to be donated

to Mr. Waylon Jennings' favorite charity.

Bless him.

Oh, great!

I'm gonna post my most trusted man

to stay here on guard all night long.

Oh, well. Listen, Boss.

Don't worry. I'm won't let you down.

I know, Rosco, because I ain't talking about you.

I'm talking about Deputy Enos Strate.

'Oh, good grief.'

- Thank you, sir, but... - Don't mention it.

Now, folks, if you'll excuse me

the sheriff and I got important county business to discuss.

- Come on, will you? - You gonna leave that..

- Congratulations, Enos. - Oh, Thank you pal.

Listen, being new in town, maybe you'd like to have dinner...

Dinner with the whole family out at the farm, maybe, huh?

Isn't that what you were gonna say, Bo?

- Yeah. - I'd love to.

I'll tell you one thing, that foxy little lady

really outfoxed you, little chubby buddy.

- No, she didn't. - She didn't?

She's won the battle, but not the war.

I'm gonna get my hands on that... realmuseum truck.

Or know the reason why.

We'll just get a hold of the museum truck..

Wait, what are you..

Ol' Boss ain't stole that hat 'cause his head is cold.

You know that Boss is gonna cause trouble.

But he wasn't the only one.

You see, Betty Jo was a pro.

And a pro investigator suspects everybody.

So the first thing that Betty Jo did

when she left Bo and Luke, was call her office to see

if they had anything on the boys.

Well, it's probably nothing, but they knew our schedule

and just happened to be at the scene of the crime.

Yeah. Okay.

Get back to me, then. Thanks.

Alright, boys. Let me tell you, you sure are lucky.

Because you're gonna get a second chance.

Now, if you remember to do exactly what I told you

well, come morning, we'll have that museum.

And the Duke boys will take the heat.

While Boss Hogg was cooking up his plan

my old friend Jesse had cooked up enough food

to have an all-day singing and dinner on the ground.

Uh, we thank you for this bounteous table

you've placed before us.

Oh, and Lord, we wanna thank you

for not letting Waylon's museum get stolen.

- Amen. - Amen.

Amen.

Waylon, tell us how you first met Mr. Duke.

It was right before my first professional appearance

and somebody stole my guitar.

'A stranger came along, and he gave me enough money'

'to buy me another guitar.'

And that stranger was Jesse Duke.

Waylon, paid me back with interest.

All them great songs.

You know, I've been prouder than a peacock

over your career, Waylon.

Well, thank you. Thank you.

What do you suppose them two wanted with the museum, anyway?

I mean there's no chance of selling it.

They could ransom it to the company that insured it.

And you called me clever.

Well, it's kinda obvious, ain't it?

Anybody ever tell you, you had a very criminal mind?

Ha! Shoot lady, you're the first person to ever notice

he had a mind at all.

Well, those two are probably long gone by now, anyway.

I hope you're right Jesse.

If anything happened to that museum

I don't know how I'd face my friends again.

Waylon, don't worry about it.

We got the best lawman working on it right now

Enos Strate.

After we drop you at the airport and Betty Jo at the hotel

we'll stop over ourselves.

Yeah, we'll stay over.

Well, that should make us sleep better tonight. Shouldn't it?

'Whoever marries either of you two'

is gonna be the best-fed gal in the county.

Thanks for a lovely evening.

Well, thanks a lot. It was our pleasure.

Uh, tools of the trade?

Uh, yeah. Hopefully I won't be needing them.

We'll try and make sure you won't.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

- Goodnight. - Thanks again.

Bo, come on.

Hello.

That's right. Bo and Luke Duke.

On probation?

Well... I guess I'll have to rent a car

and do a little investigating on my own.

Thank you.

Hey, Enos.

- Easy, easy. - Hold on, in there. Hold on.

Didn't mean to give you such a start.

Sorry about your magazine.

Oh, that's okay, Luke, Bo. I got a Bugs Bunny and two Porky Pigs

I ain't even read, yet. What y'all doing here?

We got you some banana pudding and hot chocolate, right here.

Bless your heart. I appreciate that.

We figured we'd give you a hand and hang around till morning.

Yeah, what are friends for?

Well, that sure is nice of y'all, but..

Well, what's wrong, Enos?

Well, y'all being here might make Mr. Hogg

feel like I ain't capable of doing my job.

And I was gonna ask for a raise next month.

It makes sense to me. We should have thought of it.

You need yourself a raise. I tell you what.

Take a look at that. It's good.

- I read it too. - Thank you, Bo.

- Thank you, Luke. - Bye, Enos.

Appreciate it.

Hot chocolate and good ol' banana pudding.

Hot dog!

Boy, howdy.

This chloroform ought to keep him asleep until sun up.

Friends, that hat's gonna fix the blame right on Bo and Luke.

And ain't nothing or nobody gonna change Betty Jo's mind.

The news traveled through the Hazzard hotline

quicker than a room getting dark

when the light was blowed out.

Bo and Luke was gettin' real hit up

about the museum being stolen.

Like I told you on the phone, honey

when Deputy Strate here come to, well, there it was.

That museum truck, it was gone.

Absolutely disappeared. Nothing left behind.

Oh, except for this little old baseball cap

lying on the ground.

Waylon Jennings himself gave that cap to the Duke boys.

Bo and Luke Duke!

- Oh, the plot thickens! - It does indeed.

Oh, do tell. Bo and Luke Duke. Wait a minute! Hold everything!

Enos, didn't you tell me just a minute ago

that Bo and Luke Duke paid you an itty-bitty little visit

just before you was attacked?

Said they were gonna help guard the exhibit.

Here comes somebody.

Speak of the devil.

No, it's Bo and Luke.

What.. Would you, please?

Alright, Boss. Excuse me.

What'd you do with that dang museum?

- What did I do with the museum? - Yeah.

Well, that's really funny.

On account of the good people of Hazzard here

including yours truly, we're just about to ask you

the self-same question.

- See this here hat? - Yeah.

You have any idea whom it might belong to?

Looks like the hat Waylon gave us. Where'd you find it?

You know where we found it. At the scene of the crime.

You boys have committed the most horrendous crime

that this county has ever seen.

That's a fact.

- Alright, I'm gonna arrest you. - Yeah. Go on.

Rosco, are you nuts?

You idiot!

Now, I guess y'all have seen enough whodunits

to know that that's a homing device

that Betty Jo's putting on the General.

You know, she's awful slick for a woman.

Wonder if she can type.

Hey, thanks a lot. Sure appreciate it.

- Why are you doing this for us? - Let's just say I wanna help.

Well, you won't be sorry.

They're getting away! There they go! After them!

- After them, Rosco! - 'Get in there.'

Now, go on, go on, go on.

Betty Jo's plan was pretty simple.

She thinks that Bo and Luke did steal the museum.

She figures to follow 'em with her tracking device

which would lead her to where the museum was stashed.

But even in Hazzard, things ain't that simple.

'That Betty Jo is some kind of lady, ain't she?'

I wish she'd deal straight with us, though.

What are you talking about?

She don't trust us, the things she's been saying

like the other night at dinner.

Because she thinks that we're involved in this heist.

Yeah, I see what you mean.

Well, shoot. We are in a way, aren't we?

How did that cap get there in the first place?

- Come on. - Boss Hogg.

Well, if we're gonna clear ourselves

we gotta get that real museum back.

The first order of business is to lose Rosco.

I hear you.

Enos, move over. How's Flash gonna see?

Why don't you take that cutoff down next to the railroad?

You got it.

Bo, dead end.

'Whoa!'

Mr. Hogg's gonna be madder than a wet hen, Sheriff.

Oh, Enos, it ain't his bridge.

Well, that's one bridge Rosco won't cross

when he comes to it again.

For once, luck was running with the Dukes.

A farmer called in on the Hazzard net

with the location of that stolen truck.

Much obliged. We're on our way.

Betty Jo discovered that following the General

through Hazzard put a whole new slant on drivin'.

- Boss, can I ask you something? - Yeah, go ahead.

Why aren't you yellin' at me for not catching the Dukes?

Well, because if you had caught them Dukes

I wouldn't be able to send the ransom note

to that insurance lady.

Oh, you wouldn't, would you?

Ah, exactly which ransom note is that?

Well, I'm talking about the one you and I are gonna make

by cutting out words from all these here publications.

Oh. Cutting out words?

Yeah, that's right. That way the ransom note

won't be traced back to us.

- You get it? - Oh, I got it.

- You little... - Would you please..

- Come on, start cutting. - Oh, really.

Listen, you don't mind, I'm gonna borrow

these scissors after I get through with this.

Huh? Borrow them? What for?

Well, Flash needs a trimming.

If you don't get to work, the only thing

that's gonna be trimmed around here is your weekly pay.

Now get to work!

Oh!

While Boss and Rosco was concocting that ransom note

the boys was lookin' over that truck

which turned out to be not the one with the museum

but the decoy.

Don't know if it's gonna help anything

but got some fresh road tar.

Wait a minute, they was re-tarring

that stretch of road by Ben Brady's place, yesterday.

You're right. Let's go take us a look.

Since Betty Jo didn't hear that farmer report

finding the decoy truck

she figured what she saw was the Dukes hiding that truck.

Which made her more convinced than ever

that the Duke boys were guilty.

If it wasn't for bad luck, the Dukes wouldn't have

any luck at all.

'Hey hey hey.'

' "Resurfacing, one mile ahead."'

If that museum truck is anywhere around here

there's only one place big enough to hide it.

Yup. Let's go take us a look.

Oh oh!

Thanks a lot for your help.

That's nice work. You didn't need me.

Drag him on over here, we'll tie him up.

Here we go.

'Remember the last time we did this?'

-'To old Enos?' - 'Yeah.'

'And hung him up on the back of the sheriff's wall, there.'

Let's get in this thing and take it back to town.

I think we better check inside, make sure everything's there.

'Alright.'

'Willie's pigtails. Can you believe that?'

'Everything seems to be okay.'

'All the gold records are there too. Seems alright to me.'

Hey, Bo, didn't we..

'Didn't we close that door?'

'Yeah.'

Well, I wonder, I wonder how it got open.

Why do I have to do all the work?

Hold it right there!

See this gasoline? You boys just ease off.

Or all these goodies go up in smoke.

Now, I'll tell you I'm sure glad Bo and Luke stopped.

Could you imagine me going back to everybody

trying to explain what happened?

Soon as we get these two tied up, I'll call the man.

See what he wants us to do with them.

You two ain't gonna get away with this.

I can't believe you said that.

It always worked for John Wayne.

Meanwhile, Betty Jo was telling Boss what she thought she saw

and was demanding that he do something about it.

- Wait a minute. - Just a minute.

Let's not be too hasty about this.

Rosco P. Coltrane, here.

Hello? Hello?

J.D. Hogg speaking.

- Hogg. - Oh. Yes?

Yeah, those Duke boys found us out here.

Yeah, they come in, and they beat Buddy up bad.

But don't worry, I got control of the situation.

They are tied up out here, right now.

Ah, just a moment. Hold on.

Rosco, Enos, what are you standing there for?

Didn't you hear her?

Go ahead with Betty Jo here

get out there and arrest them Duke boys

and bring that museum back to town, you hear?

- Thank you, Mr. Hogg. - You're welcome.

Go on, go on, go on!

Yeah, do it, do it, do it!

Yeah.

Jeb, alright, now, listen.

Here's what I want you to do.

Buddy, you tied these ropes too tight.

We don't wanna cut off their circulation... just yet.

Come on. Let's get this rig out of here.

Wait a minute. Why did you loosen up them ropes?

Because Hogg said to.

Ah!

While all this was going on Jesse and Daisy

was on their way to the airport.

That's where they were supposed to meet me.

Oh.

'Oh. Look. There it is.'

Young lady, you stay here, because this might be dangerous.

Sheriff, those boys betrayed the trust of this town

and their friend, Waylon Jennings.

- I don't think... - Hush, I'll take care of this.

Now you stay here.

We gotta cuff and stuff them Duke boys.

I think I got it.

Give me a hand, will you?

You're getting slow in your old age.

- Don't tie it tighter. - I'm not.

- Thanks. - What are we gonna do now?

Give Uncle Jesse a call.

Tell him what happened to that museum.

Wrong wrong wrong. Suppose you tell me first.

Rosco, if we told you, you wouldn't believe it.

Well, why don't you just try me?

I tell you what, let's show him what happened.

- Alright. - Yeah, come on over here.

There's a couple of these guys..

Ah, we'll be them and you be us.

Oh, good.

Well, they had a gun on us.

- And then they, uh... - Well, they shoved us down.

Yeah, down into the hay.

And then they tied us up. Right here.

Put your hands around the back here.

'They tied it pretty tight.'

Let's see your other hand.

Ooh! They tied it that tight?

- And then.. - Well, they took off.

Yeah, they skedaddled. Sorry, Enos.

What'd he say they did, Sheriff?

They said they skedad.. Skedaddled?

Betty Jo, what're you doin' here?

I brought the sheriff and his deputy. Where are they?

Well, they're kinda tied up, at the moment.

One crime after another.

We ain't got time to talk about it now.

But we're not as bad as you think.

Well, I'm not as bad as you think. Actually...

'They tricked us, and it's your fault.'

You're a dipstick.

Oh, well, hello.

After the boys called Uncle Jesse to arrange

a meeting they got to wondering about Betty Jo.

You know, one thing I can't figure out

is how did Betty Jo know where we were?

I got it, remember all the electronic equipment

she had up in her room?

You don't figure she bugged the General.

Makes sense.

Shoot! She could be following us right now

we wouldn't even spot her.

Just keep going, I'll look for that bug.

Alright.

I'm so mad at those Duke boys.

You know, if I do catch them, I'm thinking about

siccing Flash on them.

Find anything?

About a thousand gum wrappers and 73 cents in change

and that's mine.

I think, we better pull over and check the outside.

You better not pull over, what if they're after us?

Well, shoot. There ain't nothing else..

Oh, now wait a minute, you ain't thinking about

going out the window?

I was hoping I wouldn't have to.

- You got a better idea? - No, you be careful.

- I'd do it, but I'm driving. - Yeah.

- Hold her steady. - I'm tryin'.

Old Luke finally found it

and he tossed it at Cy Cummings' fruit stand.

Maybe it'll bring in some customers, huh?

Track that.

Watch out, sheriff. Watch out, sheriff.

'Would you two..'

That's about the extent of it, Waylon.

Can't tell you how sorry we are.

Well, first off, I know you all had nothing to do with it.

Well, we sure appreciate that.

I'll tell you, Waylon, somehow, someway

we're gonna get that museum back for you.

Well, I know you're gonna give it your best shot.

Any of you guys got any ideas?

The way I figure it, Boss, or whoever hijacked the museum

they gotta be holding it for ransom.

Otherwise, it'd be long gone.

Yeah, that means that Betty Jo's gonna be getting

herself a phone call right quick.

Well, she's not gonna be telling any of us, including me.

Where or when that payoff's gonna be made.

Without that information, there ain't much we can do.

There is a way to get that information.

'It'll involve a shuck and jive by Daisy'

but I'm sure she can handle it.

You gotta stop by home first, pick up the mop and pail.

'Darn, if I didn't lose those Duke boys on the road.'

'I know, I know, honey'

'because Sheriff Coltrane told me all the news on the CB.'

And speaking of getting the news

lookie here, this envelope with your name on it.

It arrived.

Somebody slipped it under the door.

It's a ransom note for the museum.

A ransom note for the museum?

'Those Duke boys don't waste much time.'

Oh, they sure don't. What does it say?

You can have the museum back for the sum of a $100,000.

Woo-hoo!

Enos, hang on. It's slick as..

Hold on. Don't let your teeth fall in it.

Excuse me there.

Ma'am, you got the hall slicky down there.

Listen, that little old lady oughtn't be working

on her knees like that.

Excuse me, ma'am.

'Enos, would you close the door please.'

- I'm sorry, I didn't mean... - 'That's it.'

'I can't believe this is happening.'

Honey, are you intending to pay off that ransom?

I guess I don't have any choice.

She don't have any choice.

"You can have the museum back for the sum of $100,000

"to be placed at Eagle Rock Meadow..

"At 3 o'clock with no police involved

or the museum will be destroyed."

Destroyed.

That gives us about two hours.

Two hours. Oh, my, oh, my, listen, if you wanna use

my phone to call your company, go right ahead.

And if you like, they can wire the money right to my bank.

There's absolutely nothing that I wouldn't do to help.

- Looks real good. - Like it?

Boy, did I get in here full.

Boss Hogg gave Betty Jo this ransom note for $100,000.

- She thinks is from you two. - What?

She thinks the whole scam is because of you two.

'You did a good job, Daisy.'

Thanks, Uncle Jesse.

But, how are we supposed to do anything if we don't know

where and when the ransom is supposed to be dropped off.

Well, it's too bad we don't have one of those homing devices.

We do have a heck of an alternative.

That's right, we got the Hazzard net.

Oh, yeah, it'd give us a fighting chance, Waylon?

I'm sure glad to hear you say "us" 'cause I'm going with you.

If it hadn't been for me, you wouldn't be in this trouble.

Now, supposin' you tellus what we're gonna do.

An hour later, Boss picked up the ransom money

which was wired to his bank, to turn over to Betty Jo.

In case I need you where we're going, I want you

to get in the backseat and lie down real good.

- Right in? - Put the blanket over...

You want me in the back seat?

- That's right. - Why? You ashamed of me?

What? You ninny.

The note said, no law.

So get in there. Come on.

- I'll cover up with a blanket. - That's the idea.

- Cover yourself up. - Got it.

- Tuck yourself in. - Yeah, got it.

- That's the way. - Yeah.

Bo Duke here, calling on y'all out there on the Hazzard net.

You got your ears on?

'Maloke here, the fishing's great.'

Yeah, I know, the fishing's good, Mr. Maloke.

'But if that truck goes by, call us. Alright?'

The Dukes arranged a Hazzard homing device.

Which means calling everybody that you know

and asking them to call back if they see Boss' Cadillac.

'Haven't seen that car round here.'

Yeah, thanks a lot, Mr. Perry. We sure appreciate it.

Well, no matter where that young lady goes, we got it covered.

Still can't understand her turning on us like she did.

Well, you got to look at it like this.

If you was in her place, you'd feel he same way about us.

I'd feel the same way about you, but I'd dang sure trust me.

Don't do it.

I'm sure glad to see you two ain't changed over the years.

Shepherd to lost sheep, shepherd to lost sheep.

Red riding hood just leaving town..

On the way to meet the big bad wolf.

They're in the Hogg car and travelling on Route eleven.

That's a big 10-4, we're gone.

Calling lost sheep, little red riding hood

heading north on old creek road.

Yeah, well, we're much obliged. Take a right over here.

He just passed Hazzard pond.

Now that Hazzard homing device is pretty dang slick, huh?

How'd you like to try that in New York?

Takin' 'em to Eagle Rock. If we come in the back, we save time.

Oh, yeah, you're right.

There she is.

'Well, here's your money.'

And there they are. Come on.

Keep quiet and stay down.

Drop the money.

Now, I would've joined in but I didn't wanna hurt my hands.

Alright, just hold it, you guys.

Or this little lady buys the farm.

It's downright tuckerin' being in the middle

of one of these Duke things.

Go!

'Now, don't try anything funny, just calm down, lady.'

- 'You're hurting my arm.' - 'Keep that gun on 'em.'

Why don't you let her go?

We'll let her go when we're ready, now get over there.

'Let's get outta here and keep that gun on 'em.'

- 'Stop it!' - 'Quit struggling.'

- You alright? - I'm alright.

- You alright? - I'm alright.

- Come on now. Get in the truck. - Don't!

Let me go! Stop it!

Don't.

- Get up there. - 'Let me out of here.'

'Where do you think you're going?'

'Let me out of here!'

Come on, let's go get 'em.

Come on, we gotta get to Buddy and Jeb

before Waylon and the Dukes and get my money.

No, no, the way we came, dodo. This way.

No, no, Rosco. Would you get in the front and drive?

'The time for being clandestine is over.'

Alright, then. Drive, drive drive.

That's the way, that's the way. Quick, we gotta get the money.

We was gaining but we still had a lot ground to make up.

And lady luck wasn't helping.

'Great.'

'You know, Boss would find some way to stop us?'

The driver must've gone for help. What do we do now?

We go over it.

Correction. We can try.

- On second thought... - Now, it's too late, Waylon.

Hang on.

'Yee-haw!'

You alright?

Speechless.

Listen, anything those Dukes can do, your sheriff can do better.

No, you can't!

Oh, no.

Well, listen, Boss, you know, that sign

never did do you justice anyway.

Yeah, but that ain't no improvement.

Duke boys are on our tail.

Not for long. Stop on the other side of this bridge.

What do you think, Luke?

- It's up to Waylon. - Gofor it.

'I think you got some thick blood in you after all.'

'Yee-haw.'

They're still with us.

Yeah, but there's no way they can stop us.

Drive this thing.

We ain't never gonna pass them.

He's right. If we did, they'd run us clear in the next county.

Not if we stick something in front of them, they can't pass.

Waylon, when I get outside, hand me that bow and arrow.

Good hunting, Luke.

Let's get outta here.

- Wait a minute. - What?

Oh, no.

'Alright.'

You okay?

Yeah, she's okay.

Forgive me, I'm sorry, I never should..

Now everyone in Hazzard got to enjoy the museum.

And if you're wondering why Boss Hogg is smiling

paying out that $10,000 reward to charity, it's cause

he had Rosco take Jeb and Buddy to the state police.

So, there was no way anyone could prove that Boss was tied

in to the whole shooting match.

Thank you. Thank you.

Alright.

I'd like to dedicate this song to Jessie, Bo and Luke.

And Daisy.

For making everything right for me and the museum in Hazzard.

♪ I've always loved the ladies ♪

♪ Ladies love the games ♪

♪ Seems the things they want the most ♪

♪ They always want to change ♪

♪ The only thing That changes is my mind ♪

♪ I never could toe the mark ♪

♪ And I never could Walk the line ♪

♪ Some things don't come easy ♪

♪ Loving should be free ♪

♪ I'd gladly give my heart to you but the rest belongs to me ♪

O-oh! It gives me a quiver in my liver.

♪ I never could toe the mark ♪

♪ And I never could Walk the line ♪

♪ I like Southern comfort ♪

♪ It does a thing on me ♪

♪ Takes me home to a gentle touch that's what's left of me ♪

♪ She got her own space I got mine ♪

♪ She don't toe the mark and I don't walk the line ♪

♪ She's got her own space I got mine ♪

♪ She don't toe the mark I don't walk the line ♪

After all this happened, I had this picture taken.

And I put it in a place of honor in the museum.

Since the Dukes helped save the museum..

Well, I figured they belonged in there too.