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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you ever saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw!'

Bo, You better get after it a bit.

They can't start dress rehearsal till we get these props to 'em.

Well, don't yell at me.

It's not me that's got the miseries. It's the General.

What's the matter with you, fella?

You know, some cars are like people.

They can get episodic, too

But, in the General's case, it was just carbon building.

But it sure picked a bad time.

Because further on down the road

Bo and Luke were about to get all they could handle.

You see that fellow sitting in the back?

He's the crime czar of the whole state.

Norman Nervous Willis, so called 'cause he's convinced

that the rest of the underworld is plotting against him.

I don't like it.

That orange car has been on our tail

for the past ten miles.

It's got to be Cutler and Monday's boys

planning on making a hit before we get to Atlanta.

Norman, relax.

Cutler and Monday wouldn't be dumb to use a car

that stands out like that.

They would if they thought I was dumb enough to fall for it.

I didn't get where I am being careless.

Now, when you're as edgy as Norman Willis

and the General starts acting up like that.

What would you think?

They're blasting us.

Luke?

' "N-W."'

What do you suppose that stands for?

I got no idea but I'm gonna call Roscoe right now.

Alright, I'll check the General.

This here is Luke Duke

calling Roscoe P. Coltrane, come back.

That was close.

It's okay, we lost 'em.

It ain't, okay.

I think, I'm having a heart attack.

It's impossible to have a heart attack

if you ain't got no heart.

And Norman didn't have either one.

So, Bo and Luke unable to reach Roscoe or Enos

waited up for Cooter to come and doctor up the General.

And Daisy was playing a nurse

in a play the church's little theatre group was rehearsing.

What's keeping Bo and Luke with those props, Reverend?

Hmm, I don't know.

We might as well call off dress rehearsal till tomorrow though.

Now, don't loose those notes that the director gave you.

No I won't.

Oh, and you might as well leave that costume here

We can take it to the cleaners with the rest of 'em.

Okay. I will.

Where can I find the nearest doctor?

Oh, well that will be Doc Applebee.

Better call first to make sure. There's a phone inside.

I gotta sick man in the back seat.

See what you can do for him, nurse, please.

Well, I'm not a...

Can I help you mister?

I think, it's too late.

Now, listen, listen you gotta think positive.

Nothing's ever too late.

As soon as your friend's back he'll take you to Doc Applebee.

Everything's gonna be just fine.

He just passed out.

The doc told me to bring him right over.

Okay.

Well, you can't tell a book by it's cover.

But if only Nervous Norman ain't having a heart attack

He's gonna have apoplexy when he finds he's got Daisy's notes

and Daisy's got his.

Which means that Daisy's gonna be in danger.

Man, I hate that.

There you go gents. Good as new.

Don't that knock your shirt in the dirt?

Cooter, you are a surgeon.

I could have swore we'd need another radiator.

Noting to it, nothing to it.

Hey, let me get this right now.

That personalized license plate was N-W?

- That's right. - Yeah.

You still got that pal in the D.M.V.?

- Elmo? - Yeah.

He's still hanging out up in hot Atlanta.

I'll give him a call when I get back to the station.

In the mean time, I want ya'll to lay low.

Yeah, we'll do that.

Listen, don't say nothing to Uncle Jesse, alright?

- We don't want to worry him. - Sure.

- Oh yeah, and... - Yeah, I know.

- Put it on the bill. - Yeah, the bill.

- Thanks, Cooter. - Yeah.

- See ya'll then. - You got it.

Is your heart okay?

Yeah. Just some indigestion.

Good, 'cause I sure hope you got your little black book with you.

I left it on the back seat of the Limo.

Uh-uh. This was in the backseat.

"Walk around the desk to the door and say

"Yes Doctor, I will Doctor, thank you Doctor."

- This ain't my book. - I know.

Must belong to the nurse in front of the church.

The one that got into the limo.

She must have taken your book and left this.

It's got names and numbers and every racket I'm runnin'.

If fed's ever see that, it's over.

Come on, we gotta get that nurse.

You don't have to read between the lines

to know that Norman would do anything

to get back that book of his.

And if he finds Daisy, well it ain't gonna be pretty.

Fortunately for the time being, he just missed her.

Coming into town the other way to see Roscoe

Bo and Luke missed seeing old Norman's limo

that was parked outside the church.

Alright, let's see now, Flash.

We're gonna go through this Police dog training manual

just one more time, alright, you ready?

Alright, velvet ears..

Um, that's good.

Ten hut.

At ease.

Well, we got the at easedown perfect.

But the ten hutneeds a lot of work.

Now, ready? One more time.

- Hey Roscoe. - Oh!

Listen, don't come sneaking in here like that.

You nearly scared the wrinkles off of Flash here.

'Flash, we're sorry. We gotta scare of our own Roscoe.'

Yeah, we got shot at by some looney in a black limousine.

It had personalized plates, N-W.

- Right. - Why?

- What do you mean, why? - We don't know, why?

Well if I know you two jokers.

You probably did something to instigate it in the first place.

As soon as Flash and I get through with her dog training

then we'll go out and find out what you two did.

What we did? It was this guy who did the shooting?

- We didn't shoot nobody. - Oh, tiddly tuddly.

You expect me to take your word

against a man who ain't even here to defend himself?

I give up. I give up.

Oh, does that mean you're gonna make a full confession?

Roscoe, it doesn't mean we're ready to make a full confession.

- What it means is... - Out out, riff-raff. Tiff.

Roscoe, you're not well. We'll take care of it ourselves.

You cannot take the law in your own hands. Wait a minute.

Here, come back. Flash, Flash.

Would ya pursuit? Oh, good grief.

- Did you find the nurse? - That was no nurse.

The pastor said her name's Daisy Duke.

And the costume she was wearing was for some church play.

We gotta find her.

Hey, relax Norman. Relax.

She left in her jeep, heading for the farm she lives on.

You know where it's at?

And the road she's taking.

Ah! Ah! Oh!

- Roscoe, you gave me a fright. - Oh, I'm sorry about that.

Listen, you know those Dukes have really got me upset now.

Yeah, you got me upset coming in like that.

You know what they did?

They come in and told me some cock and bull story

about a long black limousine

with some guy in there, shooting at 'em.

Had a personalized license plate.

I think he said that they were N-W.

- N-W? - Like North-West.

N for Norman, W for Willis.

- What? - Norman Willis.

- Norman Willis. - Yeah!

You mean, theNorman Willis? The boss of all bosses?

- Nervous Norman Willis. - Ooh.

Oh, Roscoe, if he's in town you're looking at a dead man.

Oh, well, you don't look too puny.

No! No, no, no.

What I'm talking about is I gotta get me an aspirin.

So, I don't have a headache when they bury me.

Oh, no. Listen.. Boss, li-listen, Boss.

Don't get your little flab in an uproar.

Listen, they were shooting at the Dukes not shooting at you.

Oh yeah? Well, that don't make no difference.

Because I'll tell you what, Nervous Norman

he'll shoot at anybody he likes, whenever he likes.

Here, hold this. Give me one of these.

He must've have found out that I've been shortchanging him

on the 50% he's supposed to get

out of every deal I make outside of Hazzard.

And if he had found that out, he must have come here

to fit me for the concrete overcoat and the seaman shoes

I'm gonna be wearing for my trip to the bottom of Hazzard pond.

- You mean.. - Yeah!

Sorry we're late with these props.

We ran into a little trouble.

Rehearsal's been called off for today and Daisy's gone.

What are you talking about?

She just left before those men in that limousine came looking.

Black one?

Wait a second, did it have an N and a W on the license plate?

That's the one.

Luke, they won't hurt her, right?

If they shoot at two Dukes they'd shoot at one more.

- Let's go after.. - Thanks a lot, Reverend.

'Lost sheep calling Bo Peep'

Where have you been?

'Ain't important where we are. Where are you at?'

9-14, coming up on the junction with 67. Why?

'Look behind you. Is there a black limo tailing you?'

There sure is.

Looks like the one I left back in Hazzard an hour ago.

Alright now, just stay cool.

I gotta tell you those guys took a potshots at me and Bo

just a little while back.

'Now it seems they're after you.'

- What for? - We got no idea, like I said.

'Stay as far enough ahead, so they can't get a shot at you.'

Then you double back and we should be able to intercept you

over on the other side of clear creek.

Got it. I'm gone.

Now, as Daisy was trying to avoid Nervous Norman

Boss was doing the same thing.

Roscoe, I'm telling you, there's nothing I can do.

So, tell me, what can I do?

Well..

You know what I'd do if I was a crook because I'm not?

- No. - And you're not.

But if, if a crook was smart what they would do

is go to some rich mans house

and take all of his heirlooms and valuables

and sell it and give them to you and get you off the hook.

- Yeah. - Of course we're not crooks.

Yeah, I know. No, we can't do that.

- Wait a minute. - Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

You did just give me an idea.

Oh, goody for me.

- I'll tell you what. - What?

We could rob the richest man in town.

And then we could fence off all his fancy expensive

paintings and antiques.

And I raise enough ready cash for Nervous Norman.

Oh! We can't do that.

I can't. I'm the sheriff.

I can't go sneaking around robbing people.

Well, you ain't gonna be sheriff if I'm dead.

And that's what I'm gonna be

if I don't keep Norman from getting nervous.

- But I'll tell you what. - What?

- The fellow I'm talking about. - Yeah.

This rich fellow. He'll give us permission.

Well, how nice of him..

Why would anybody be so stupid as to do something like that?

- Me? - You?

I'm talking about my house.

Oh, it's your house?

- Now, you get it? - I got it.

You know, I could have thought forever

and I would've never thought of that.

Let's see how the Dukes are making out with their problem.

Any ideas about what we're gonna do

when we meet up with Daisy and them fellas?

First, we're gonna have to draw their fire off of her.

And what about second?

Second, we avoid getting hit while we're doing the first.

'I was afraid you were gonna say that.'

Listen, fellas you better come if you're coming

'cause they're closing in real fast.

'I got you in sight, right about 9 o'clock.'

'There's that orange car again.'

Yeah, those boys sure don't give up easy.

Bo... do somethin'.

With the General out of commission

and old Norman hitting two for two in his shots

things just don't look good for Daisy.

Daisy, we're outta the race. We've got a blown tire.

You're gonna have to loose 'em just as best as you can.

- 'You read me?' - Loud and clear.

What are you stopping for? She's got my book.

We go ten feet off the road in this limo and we've had it.

Just calm down, Norman.

We know where the little lady lives.

Luke, Bo, I lost 'em.

'I let them eat my dust.'

I knew she'd do it. That's our girl.

Now, y'all gonna tell me what's going on here?

I ain't sure Daisy, but it looks like somebody's Duke hunting.

We better find out who and why before he trees us.

Breaker one, Crazy Cooter here, lookie here, lost sheep

I done found out who, but I don't know why.

'Elmo says that N W is none other than'

'Nervous Norman Willis.'

He's the sole owner of that limo.

And Nervous Norman, is number one on the F.B.I's list.

And he's also number one on his competitions hit parade.

What in the world would he want with Bo, Luke and me?

Can't tell you that, I know that if..

You go to ask him you better be careful

'cause I hear that he shoots first and answers later.

Hey, listen, I think it's time to get Uncle Jesse in on this.

Daisy, run over and pick him up

and meet us at Timber Top, 15 minutes, alright?

- I'm gone. - Yeah, I'm down, I'm goin'.

I'll see you in there 15.

Breaker, this here is the lost sheep calling the shepherd...

Luke got a hold of Uncle Jesse and told him what happened.

And that Daisy'd bring him to the meeting

so they could figure out what to do about ol' Norman.

Now Norman meanwhile, was heading to the Duke Farm..

Looking to get Daisy and his book back.

And Boss and Roscoe were busy robbing Boss' house..

To pay Norman what Boss owed him.

Ya'll do realize that this all started

'cause General Lee backfired..

- 'Get it on the truck.' - Hey, chief.

'Careful with it.'

'Alright, grab that thing on wheels, will you?'

We might need that because the next thing's heavy.

- Yeah. - Come on.

'Come on, come on.'

- What else I got to go. - Leaving it right there.

'He says, joker's heavy.'

- What you think, Norm? - Why not?

'Careful with that vase, will you?

It's a genuine antique.

Well, Lulu paid a small fortune.

Wait a minute!

They're stealing the things we stole.

'Stop that truck, stop that truck.'

'Wait a minute!'

No, no, no!

Now, while ol' Roscoe was coming up roses

Boss was coming up empty.

And so were Norman and Jake.

She's gotta still have it with her.

Unless she went to the police with it.

I sure hope she did 'cause J.D. Hogg runs this county.

And if he's got it, I got it. Let's go find out.

How'd you like to have sit everybody down

and try to explain what was going on.

So it's like I said, one of them took off

to call Doctor Applebee in the church

I took a look in on the sick guy in the car.

Two minutes later, they were gone and that's it.

He couldn't have been too sick if he was let go so quick.

- He didn't say nothing to you? - Not a thing.

We can't sit around and wait for him to take another shot at us.

Wait a minute. We could.

What if we made it known that we was at the farm?

You know everybody pick out a spot and stake it out.

Somebody watch the barn, somebody watch the house.

Good idea. I'll take the hill overlooking the farm.

Ah, now, Daisy...

Listen, what I was thinking was maybe...

'Oh, wait a minute.'

I'm a member of this family too.

They're out to get me like they are Bo and Luke, uncle.

If you don't think I can carry my share

if that's what you're trying to say..

Settle down a second, we didn't say nothing like that.

We just don't want to put all our eggs in one basket.

If anything was to happen there wouldn't be anybody to help.

Right, if we had you with the law, then we have us a back up.

Why didn't you say that?

Trouble with that is, Roscoe, he ain't no help.

I know.

Roscoe ain't no help, but I know one deputy sheriff

who'd bend over backwards to help Daisy out.

That'd mean the only other law man in Hazzard County..

You guessed it, Deputy Enos Strate.

You bet Bo, I'm right on it.

All Enos had to do was hear that Daisy's in trouble.

And he took off like a redbone hound on a possum hunt.

You let total strangers rob the very house

you were supposed to be robbing.

But you see, but...

Oh, but me no buts you button head.

Sheriff, oh sheriff, oh sheriff.

You were supposed to help me, weren't you?

Instead you're adding to all the troubles

I got with Nervous Norman.

What kind of trouble?

Well... He, ha, ha. Oh.

It's you, it's you.

'Oh, its you, it's you.'

Don't get Norman Nervous.

I mean, don't get Nervous Norman.

Nervy Normous.

Forgive me please, please forgive me.

I promise you'll get it back.

Then you got it.

Well, no, not exactly.

But-but-but you'll get it.

- Oh. - Every last cent.

I promise. I take an oath on the sheriff's life.

What?

The sheriff's life?

Every last cent?

Yeah, every last cent of that money.

I short-changed you on the 50% I was supposed to give you

on all my outside deals.

Oh.

You mean, you didn't know?

- No. - Oh-h.

But I know now.

Oh..

Me and my big mouth.

I just put my foot in it.

All the way up to your double chin.

- Get up, Hogg. - I'm up.

We just might work somethin' out.

- Yeah, you name it, you got it. - Ooh.

Little gal named Daisy Duke turn anything over to you?

Now, listen, what has Daisy got that-that

I'm supposed to get that she's still keeping.

None of your business.

You just get her and turn her over to me.

We'll do it, just remember Daisy Duke she's just a little gal.

You wouldn't hurt her, would you?

Me?

Hurt that little gal?

Not on your life.

- That's a promise. - Good.

You just bring her to me..

And we just might square everything.

We bring her to you, you square. Alright, alright.

Come on, you heard him. We gotta bring him Daisy Duke.

You're not nervous now, are you? That's good.

Come on, come on. He ain't nervous.

You ain't nervous, are ya?

You're not nervous either? I wouldn't be if I were you.

Just have anything you want in the office, cigars, whatever.

You did mean that about not hurting her?

Of course I meant it.

Once we get that book..

You just finish that little gal off real quick

and she won't hurt at all.

Meanwhile, we'll go look for 'em boys

who's got the contract out on me and cancel it.

First, shh... we dump the limo.

Since they know what to look for.

Yeah.

Nervous Norman Willis, Nervous Norman Willis.

State police and F.B.I's been trying to get

something on him for as long as I can remember.

What's he want with Daisy and you fellas?

That's what we gotta figure out, Enos.

In the meantime, we should have a place

where Daisy can stay where he can't get at her.

I see what you mean.

Back on the Metro Squad we called it a safehouse.

You know where you can find us one?

Meaning no offense, my house is about as safe as safe can be.

Well, you go on with him, and I'll take the jeep home.

Knowing Daisy was now in good hands..

The Dukes and Cooter headed for the farm..

Expecting Norman to show up there.

The Dukes didn't know Norman had already been there.

And having traded his limo for a less conspicuous vehicle

was combin' the roads of Hazzard..

Looking for their orange car.

Boss and Roscoe were gonna start their search for Daisy

in a logical place, the Duke farm.

Whoever did this, did a heck of a job of tearing things apart.

Yeah, I believe this is worse than the great tornado of 1938.

Well, it proves one thing..

That Norman fella is looking for more than y'all and Daisy.

The door is open.

- 'He said it was open.' - Oh, it's open.

Alright, so it's open.

Oh, what a mess.

What, did the termites stop holding hands.

Will you just hush up, please?

'Alright, where's Daisy?'

What do you wanna know about her for?

Because she has certain property belonging to another party.

That other party couldn't be Norman Willis, could it?

- Ooh, he guessed it right. - Would you, please.

It's none of your business who the party is

or what the property is in question.

J.D., we're not gonna tell you where Daisy is

till we figure out what them fellas are looking for.

Alright, alright. Come on, Roscoe.

We'll find Daisy, if we have to turn this farm

and half of Hazzard county inside up and upside down.

Wait a minute that's outside...

Oh, would you hush please?

I mean, Daisy couldn't have gone far

her jeeps parked out front.

Her jeeps parked out front.

I told you hush. We're late, come on.

And this was the only boarding house in Hazzard.

And also the home of Deputy Enos Strate.

- Enos Strate speaking. - 'Howdy, Enos.'

- 'Can I talk to Daisy, please?' - Sure enough, buddy. Hold on.

- It's Luke. - Oh, good.

Thanks. Hey, Luke.

Daisy, listen, think back to when you was in that limo..

'...now did you pick up anything before you got out.'

No, I sure didn't.

Oh, wait, I picked up my little black notebook

'with my stage directions in it.'

Where's that notebook now?

In the pocket of my costume.

Oh, gosh. We took it out to be cleaned.

'It's um.. What are you asking me for?'

Norman thinks you've got somethin' of his.

I suppose, you and him had the same size and color notebook.

- You think I picked up his? - That's a possibility.

Did you look inside before you put it in your pocket?

- Uh-uh, I didn't, Luke. - Then that could be what it is.

You sit tight until we run over to the cleaners and pick it up.

- Okay, I will, bye-bye. - Bye-bye.

- Did you catch any of that? - 'Yeah.'

Whatever he's got written, he don't want nobody seeing it.

Especially, the FBI.

Come on, we got some reading to catch up on.

With Daisy safe at Enos's place.

And the Dukes now knowin'

what old Norman was after and why.

Well it begin to look like the Dukes was gettin'

everything well in hand.

And if you believe that

you don't know much about the way

things work in Hazzard County.

You see, Norman had switched cars.

Oh, lookie-lookie-lookie, here come them cookies.

'Got a surprise planned.'

And that is a massive dynamite

and that ain't fair.

What's that? Get it out of here, Bo.

'Get it out.'

Well, that there was kinda too close.

Not only that, it wasn't even the limo.

Either-Either Norman's got a whole army down here

or he switched cars.

I don't understand why they're tryin' to kill us.

I mean, Daisy's got the dang book.

First time they shot at us.

She hadn't even been in limo yet.

I don't understand. We goin' after that car?

No, they got too much of a head start.

What we'd really need is that book of Norman's.

Let's go get it.

Dynamite must have finished those boys off.

Otherwise, they'd be coming after us.

Yeah.

Now all we have to do is wait for Hogg to bring us

that Daisy gal and the book.

Yeah, knowin' Hogg, If he gets his hands on that book.

He's gonna do some heavy reading.

I've been givin' that some thought too.

Hogg will just love to have somethin' to hang over my head.

We better finish him off with the girl.

- 'Hotel? No way!' - 'Well, you never know.'

I mean, she'd be seen. That's no place to hold up.

- It wouldn't take a second. - Yeah but...

Check it out, you never know where those Dukes will be.

Oh, uh, Gussie?

This is Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.

- Would you say hello from Boss? - Yes.

Ooh, hello from Boss.

Uh-uh, listen, Gussie

Give me the Hazzard Hotel and snap it.

This is official business.

'Oh, hello, Wally.'

Did a brownish haired young lady check in?

Maybe with sunglasses.

Maybe a hat pulled down over her eyes.

Oh. Uh, no-no-no.

Don't say anything to her. We'll be right over.

- Well, well, well? - Good news, good news.

- She's there? She's there? - Oh, yeah.

Seems that, a blonde

weighin' about a 135 pounds about 5'8"

checked in under the name of a Jane Smith.

You gotta be 12 cookies short of a dozen.

Daisy Duke ain't that tall, that heavy.

She ain't blonde and that ain't her name.

Well, she would be if she wore a wig

and had high heels on

and maybe padded up a little bit.

- I don't know about that. - Listen, we will check it out.

- Alright, let's go. - You never know.

I think she's on that second floor here.

- Is that what they told you? - This front room here.

- You sure of that? - Yeah.

- Wait a minute. - Gotta sneak and take a peak.

This ladder being here, you could go right up.

- Well, listen, Boss. - I'll show you...

Wait a minute. Why don't you do that?

- Now, I mean... - Me?

- Yeah. - No-no-no, Roscoe.

I'm getting a little fever. I mean..

My knees knock sometimes. I got enough troubles.

Listen, you're just.. Come on, disguise yourself.

We'll make you up. Put that hat on.

Young man, here let me trade.

I'm commandeering your..

I'm gonna take your ladder here and your paint bucket.

- Don't waste any time. - Don't rush me now.

This is nervous. I'm not good at this.

Wait a minute. Oh, don't push now.

Alright, alright, up-up-up.

- Come on, come on, come on. - Don't push.

I'll hold the ladder real good. That's the idea.

Woo-hoo.

Listen, this is scary.

Listen, Boss..

I can see it.

Yeah, listen, that's good.

Oh.

Oh!

- You're not Daisy Duke. - Oh, really?

How long did it take you to figure, you peepin' Tom?

You oughta be ashamed of yourself.

Well, I'm not Tom.

I'm.. I'm Sheriff Roscoe P. Co...

Uh, don't-don't..

- No, no, no. - Oh, no.

Sure hope this thing is in there.

- Hi, Mrs. Walker. - Mrs. Walker, listen uh..

Now, Daisy didn't happen to leave somethin'

in her nurse's costume, did she?

Everything's already gone out to the plant in Capitol City.

'But if you're looking for that..'

That little black book that was in her pocket?

Yeah.

I wrapped it in some brown paper

and mailed it out to the farm.

- You mailed it? - Well, I tried calling Daisy.

But weren't nobody home.

And being closed tomorrow and..

Yeah. Well.. Thanks a lot, Mrs. Walker.

- Yeah, we appreciate it. - We'll check the mail.

Doggone post office is closed. We have to wait till morning.

I know it.

Sure was mighty good supper you cooked up, Daisy.

Thanks, Enos.

Why don't you sit and relax and I'll take care of the dishes.

I'll do that, Daisy. Shucks.

Excuse me. Sit down, Daisy.

Enos Strate speaking.

'Hey, Enos, Daisy there?'

Oh, hi, Luke. She sure is.

Safe and sound.

It's Luke again - Thanks.

- Hey, Luke. - Yeah, Daisy.

Listen, Mrs. Walker said she put that black book in the mail.

So we're gonna pick it up in the morning.

Just give me a holler and I'll be waiting.

You got it, bye-bye.

- Everything alright? - Seems to be.

What are you gonna do with that black book when you get it?

We ain't gonna give it to Roscoe. That's for sure.

We got in touch with the FBI and asked them to pick it up.

So, by tomorrow the whole thing should be ancient history.

Trouble is, Luke

sometimes history repeats itself.

I reckon it ain't gonna be that simple.

And I bet I know where Enos got that idea.

I saw that movie too.

Enos..

'You're such a gentleman.'

You're waiting for me to turn off the light, Daisy?

Yeah, okay.

Sweet dreams.

And Enos was gonna have the same dreams

that he'd been having since he was in the third grade.

Picturing him and Daisy together

for the rest of their lives.

Sweet dreams to you too, Daisy.

When the next morning got there..

Sure is great having coffee first thing in the morning.

Especially yours Daisy.

Thank you, Enos.

But are you sure you don't want me to whip you up breakfast?

It's only gonna take a minute.

I'd like nothing better, Daisy. But I'm gonna be late for work.

You just make yourself at home.

And I'll be back as soon as I can.

Okay.

'Enos.'

I wanna thank you for being so very, very sweet to me.

I really appreciate it.

Oh, shucks, I ain't..

I ain't doing nothin', Daisy.

Yeah, you did.

Thanks.

Well, I gotta go.

- Bye. - Buh-bye.

- Hello. - 'Yeah, Daisy, it's Bo.'

- Luke and me are on our way. - Good. I'll meet you outside.

Alright.

Ooh-ho.

Idiot!

You idiot. You idiot.

You numbskull. Is there something wrong?

Are you kiddin' me? Did you see that?

You done scuffed all the chrome off my bumper

and made my vehicle criminally attack yours.

I'm sorry...

I don't think it's anything to laugh about.

What's that red stuff on the side of your face?

I must've cut myself shaving, sheriff.

Oh, you're shaving with lipstick now?

Oh.

Daisy kissed me as I was leaving.

- Oh, is it? D-Daisy duke? - Yes, sir.

- You know where Daisy is? - Yes, sir.

- You tell me where she is. - She's stayin' at my house.

Now, friends if it's one thing old Enos can't do.

It's lie.

And Enos had no way of knowin' that by telling the truth

he was puttin' Daisy into massive trouble.

Hey, Boss.

Good news. Good news.

Guess who's stayin' over at Enos Strate's place?

Uh? You mean that on Spring Lake Drive?

Yeah, you get three guesses.

- Oh, his momma? - Nope.

- 'His aunt Vinnie?' - 'Nope.'

- Oh, I don't want to play. - Daisy Duke.

I guess we know where Daisy Duke is stayin' now, don't we?

Well, let's not waste any time.

The sheriff and I'll go get her.

Never mind, Hogg.

Jake and me will do that ourselves.

Yeah but remember you promised..

Nobody's gonna get hurt.

Hogg.

I gave you my word.

Which you could count on just about as much

as letting a fox free in a hen house.

Now, how this day was going to turn out

will depend on who got to Daisy first.

Bo and Luke

or the man with the nerves of jelly

and the heart of steel.

Who gets there first?

Old jelly nerves.

You know he'd be funny if he wasn't so dangerous.

- 'You gotta go with me.' - No, no. Somebody help.

No, no, no.

They got Daisy.

- No, somebody help, no. - Come on.

Okay, let's have the book.

I don't have it.

There's that orange car again. They gotta have nine lives.

How did they know where we were?

Hogg, he set us up.

He told 'em that we're going to get her.

And you..

You gotta be in on with Hogg and Cutler and Monday.

Listen, mister, I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know anybody named Cutler and Monday.

And those fellas back there are my cousins, Bo and Luke.

And they ridin' in the General Lee.

Yeah? They're working for Cutler and Monday

and that double crosser Hogg.

I'll tell you somethin'.

Bo and Luke do not work for anybody.

Specially, Boss Hogg.

'What are we supposed to do now?'

If we get much closer they're liable to shoot Daisy.

If we let 'em get away they might shoot her anyway.

We're danged if we do and danged if we don't.

If we only had that book we could trade it for her

but we ain't got it.

We know we ain't got it. They don't know that.

- It's worth a try. - Yeah.

This here is Luke Duke callin' Norman Willis, come back.

This is Willis.

Speak your peaks and remember we got the girl.

Yeah, well, we got the book.

Sounds like we can maybe do some business.

How do I know you're not with Cutler and Monday?

You've fired on us before.

We wasn't firing at you that was the General Lee

back firing, that's all.

Told you, you get too nervous Norman.

Those boys could be what they say they are.

I'll tell you something.

You can call Boss Hogg and check it out with him.

Or anybody in Hazzard County for that matter.

- Okay, I'll check it out. - Okay.

If you're telling the truth, we deal.

'Meanwhile, you lay off'

until I get back to tell you where and when we meet.

We hand that book to Norman and you, I and Daisy

have all bought ourselves a one way ticket

to Boss Hogg's funeral party.

I've been thinking about Norman's nervous habit.

There's gotta be a way to make that work to our advantage.

How?

Well, he ain't only hard after the book.

He's worried about some guys named Cutler and Monday, right?

Yeah.

If we got us a big black Limo

and dressed up Uncle Jesse and dressed up Cooter.

And have them show up at exactly the right time.

Then he'd get spooked..

We'd be able to grab him and that other fella and Daisy.

And Enos would get Norman.

- You got it. Let's go. - Alright.

And believe it or not.

That's a relatively simple plan for the Dukes.

If you haven't opened your big fat mouth

right in front of Norman.

It'd be you and me gettin' Daisy now instead of him.

Well, It's not my fault.

How did I know that Norman was gonna be here?

- I ain't no mind reader. - Yeah, of course you ain't.

First, you gotta have the mind to rig with.

- Well... - Oh-ho-ho.

Lordy, lordy, lordy. What do I do now?

- Is it a guessin' game? - Huh?

Hogg?

- J.D., you there? - Oh, who's that?

- 'J.D. it's me.' - That's Norman.

- It's Norman. Wait a minute. - J.D.?

Say hello from Roscoe but don't make him nervous.

Umm, this is J.D. Hello, calling Norman.

I'm right here waitin'. All ears.

Do you know two boys named Bo and Luke Duke

'who drive an orange car?'

Oh, Yes, yes, yes.

That'd be the Duke boys for sure.

Uh-uh, why do you wanna know?

We got the girl but they got what we thought she had.

Well, don't you worry now, now.

Uh, the sheriff and me, we'll go find them Dukes.

I just wanted to know who they were.

We'll find them ourselves.

Eh-uh, you'll find 'em yourselves.

Yeah, not if I can find 'em first.

Oh, glory be. I've got me a second chance.

- Yeah, come on, Roscoe. - Over and out.

We gotta find Bo and Luke Duke before Norman does.

Right, good.

Thanks a lot, Miss Tizley.

Yeah, I'll say hello to Uncle Jesse for you.

She made me take her dang number when there's nobody in there.

- What made you take her number? - I got it.

'This is Willis calling Bo and Luke Duke.'

We read you Norman.

We also got your little book. Now, what next?

'Meet us at uh..'

junction of Old Post Road and uh..

It's County 27.

County 27.30 minutes.

We'll be there in two shakes.

Cooter, Uncle Jesse how are you doin'?

Oh, we got it.

Thanks to Cooter's cousin Tyrone, we got the Limo too.

Uh, Enos, you readin' this?

Loud and clear, Luke, and raring to go.

Let's go for it gentlemen.

Oh, there they are. That's the Dukes.

'They're goin' the other way. Turn around and get 'em.'

Boss and Roscoe, there's a sore sight for eyes.

Don't worry. They won't be followin' us for long.

Hang on, cousin, we're gonna go for a hole in one.

'Yee-haw.'

Woo-hoo.

- Lookie, look. - Oh, I can do that.

You can't. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Boss and Roscoe alright?

'Yeah, they look to be.'

'This here is the Lost sheep calling.'

Green light all the way.

Attention all patrol cars in Hazzard County.

Attention all patrol cars in Hazzard County.

This is your state police.

A black Limousine believed to be owned by Cutler and Monday

is headed in your direction.

'They're armed and dangerous.'

Did you hear that? Cutler and Monday.

- They're headin' this way. - Can't leave without the book.

Okay, let's have the book.

You give us Daisy and you get this.

Of course, you ain't gonna have much use for it.

- What are you talkin' about? - Take a look.

- Cutler and Monday. - Come on.

- Daisy, are you alright? - I'm okay.

Look out.

Turn it around.

Now it may look to the uninitiated

that Luke's plan fouled up.

But his backup plan was cooking.

'Cause he knew that the road that old Norman was on

was dead endin' at the steel plant.

Keep on rollin', Norman.

You ain't headed nowhere but the slammer.

Daisy, you stay here and wait for Uncle Jesse and Cooter.

- Come on. - Right.

Come on.

- You alright? - 'Course, I'm alright, come on.

- Come on, up, up, up. - Yeah.

Look out.

You stay after 'em. I'll try and cut 'em off.

Oh, argh.

Come on, just drop it.

Well, the Duke luck was with old Luke.

You see besides being nervous

old Norman was also a coward.

Somebody else had to do his killin' for him.

Up close.

Uncle Jesse and Cooter radio'ed the FBI

and told them where they's at.

Norman and Jake would be the guest at the federal prison

for more years than they had left.

- Hey. - Hey.

Boss got off the hook with Norman.

But not with Lulu.

Lulu wanted everythin' just like it was.

And though old Boss collected his insurance for the stuff

that had been stolen from him.

The Insurance paid what the stuff cost

when he bought it years ago.

We all know how price's have gone up now a days.

As for the Dukes.

Well, tonight was the opening night

for the Hazzard church's little theater group players.

And just like everythin' else here in Hazzard.

The show must go on.