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♪ Just two Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you've never saw, been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ Well, that's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just two good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw!'

Now, that racin' car belongs to the only daughter

of J.J. Carver, Mary Beth.

Old J.J. runs a crime syndicate for the entire South.

I think you'll find these contracts..

More than generous.

I want you to drive for me.

Mary Beth, did you sign up the Duke boys?

No, daddy.

They said they were retired and weren't interested.

I think, I can..

Make the Duke boys an offer that they can't refuse.

I'm a federal agent.

Mary Beth talked to us about drivin' a car

she didn't say nothing about her daddy's business.

Chances are she doesn't know about her daddy's business.

If you accept his offer, you can be our foot in the door.

If Jesse feels bad now, he'd really be worried

if he knew what Bo and Luke was going' into.

The maws of J.J. Carver.- You have a good birthday too.

B-a-a-d company.

And how do you think Uncle Jesse's gonna feel

come Saturday and everybody's wishin' him happy birthday

except the two people he loves more than anythin' in the world?

Someday you're gonna know how it is with Luke and me now.

Yeah, well, I know how I feel right now.

Hold it right there, lover boy.

I knew you two were up to somethin'.

I hope Mr. Carver gives me the opportunity

to find out exactly what it is.

- Now, move, lover boy. Move. - Take it easy with that thing.

Who is it?

'Uh, Jo Jo, sir. Uh, it's important.'

Come on in.

Well, now what is this?

Caught him sneakin' around outside, sir.

You got somethin' to say, Luke?

Not until he puts that gun away.

Put the gun away.

I was on my way to see you, Mr. Carver.

Me and my cousin are pullin' out.

Well, you, uh, want to tell me why?

This afternoon I caught this clown searchin' our motor home.

'Now, we ain't stayin' where we ain't trusted.'

Jo Jo, is he tellin' it like it is?

Well, uh, yes, sir, but-but, uh..

Luke, I owe you an apology.

I hope you will be gracious enough to accept it.

'I'd hate to think that my daughter's gonna suffer'

for somethin' as stupid as this.

Jo Jo will not bother you again. You have my word on that now.

That's good enough for me.

I owe you one.

You damn fool.

Well, sir, you told me to check 'em out real good.

I didn't tell you to get caught.

- Now, get out. - Yes, sir.

It's open.

Uh, do you mind if I come in, Mr. Jones?

Thank you.

What do you want?

Uh, look, Mary Beth, I..

I'm not too good at making speeches.

I told you I was sorry.

I was just tryin' to check the tachometer.

Check the tach... you realize what a silly thing that is to do

while somebody's drivin' a car out on the..

Listen, I-I guess I'm just

not used to havin' a co-driver sittin' right there next to me.

Especially not one as pretty as you are.

Mary Beth, come here. Come on.

Have you ever given a long look at my cousin, Luke Duke?

I gotta drive next to him every day.

Oh, Bo.

Oh, I guess it was kinda silly, wasn't it?

Yeah, it was kinda silly reachin' over, but..

Look, I had no call to yell at you like that.

I'm real sorry, Mary Beth.

Oh, Bo, I'm really sorry too.

Mr. Jones, isn't it past your bedtime?

'Give me that blanket back, would you?'

'Just settle down and go to sleep, please.'

Listen, Boss. Flash and me, we can't sleep.

Huh?

- Listen, tell me a story. - I don't know any more stories.

I forgot all the stories I ever knew.

When I was a little boy my mama used to tell me a story

and then I could go right off to sleep.

Yeah? Well, I forgot every story.

I happen to have one here.

- Yeah. Yeah, read that. - Goodness sakes.

I've got it folded down. That's my best part.

- I've read it up to there. - ""Why, grandma," she said.

""What long, furry ears you have?"

""All the better to hear you, my dear," said the wolf cheerfully.

""And your eyes," said Little Red Riding Hood.

""Oh, my, they look like big green marbles."

""All the better to see you with," said the wolf.

""My, oh, my, grandma," said Little Red Riding Hood.

"What long, jagged teeth you have?"

Don't read that part about teeth. That's scary.

I don't wanna hear that.

You don't wanna hear scary parts? The rest is scary.

So I ain't reading any more of it. That's it. Goodnight.

Go to sleep.

Besides, I like stories with happy endings.

I don't like, necessarily, happy endings.

You don't, huh? I'll tell you a story without a happy ending.

Once upon a time, there was a sheriff.

And he kept keepin' the man who made him a sheriff

up all night, so come mornin'...

Yeah, what happened in the morning?

The man who was sheriff wasn't sheriff no more.

I can't. I'm sound asleep.

You think he believed you?

Well, I'm still breathin'. I'm breathin' hard.

But still breathin' anyway.

The answer to what we wanna know is in there on that map.

So all we gotta do is get into Mr. Carver's office

and look at that map without gettin' our heads blown off?

I got an idea on how to do that.

As long as you don't mind doin' little actin'.

I'll fill you in the mornin'.

Alright.

Boy, I never thought I could've missed Hazzard this much.

Oh, I'm still breathin'.

Hard, but still breathin'.

Race day. Now or never for the boys to get what they come for.

Nah.

That don't exactly build up my confidence, does it yours?

Alright.

Bo and Luke wasn't the only ones up early the next mornin'.

Flash hadn't slept a wink all night.

- 'Come on, Bo!' - 'Come on, Bo!'

- 'Making good time.' - 'You got it!'

Alright.

- Oh, no. - Let's go see if he's okay.

Friends, I think this is the boys' plan.

Ah!

Must've hit my elbow on the steering wheel when I stopped.

- You sped up real good. - Thank you.

Help me out of here.

We got no time for that now.

We better get some ice. It's startin' to swell up.

- We got all that at the house. - Alright.

- Hey, I'll come with you. - Alright.

Anna Louise, do me a favor and stay here.

That way I know where Jo Jo is, alright?

Alright.

Hey, Jo Jo.

You're in enough trouble already with Mr. Carver.

That hurts. Right.

- Bo, let me see that arm. - No, no. It's hot.

Wait, would you take that off? Luke can take care of it.

Uh, besides, there is somethin' more important you could do.

Have Herky go check out the front end on that race car.

When I went around that last corner it was actin' strange.

No.

He don't want you to hear him scream when...

I'm not. Will you be careful? I won't have to scream.

- Okay, Mr. Macho. - Yeah.

- Alright, let's go. - Okay.

Wrap that up the rest of the way.

Watch out for the guard.

Here, you ain't gonna believe this.

What?

'Cousin, I do believe we hit the jackpot.'

- I think so. - See if we can get this off.

- 'Make sure my instructions..' - Holy smoke!

Find a place to hide.

Uh-oh. Looks like Bo and Luke don't have a prayer.

- 'I don't want any slip ups.' - Go, go, go.

What about Chicago? Are they advised?

Yes, sir.

East Coast, Chicago and the Kentucky connection.

Congratulations.

'I didn't think you could pull it off.'

Is the room arranged to your satisfaction?

Oh, yes. Everything's fine, everything's fine.

Just think of that, Bender.

No more gang wars.

After this meeting just one big organization.

With me at the head of it, of course.

Now, what is worryin' you, Bender?

If the Feds can prove we held this meeting

we can all go up for conspiracy.

'And how they gonna do that'

when they don't know when or where we're holdin' the meetin'?

Sometimes you worry too much, Bender.

Come on. Hannah must have lunch prepared by now.

Can you believe that?

- Let's get out of here. - Yeah, while we still can.

My heart is still poundin'.

Boy, I bet that chicken is a yum-yum.

Oh, it is good.

- These beans are cold. - Yeah.

Hello.

Come on out now.

Lift her up, would you?

Well, Herky says the front end checks out fine.

Look at you, there.

Oh, it's-it's fine.

- The swelling's going down. - We gotta get to the track.

The time trial starts soon.

Could, uh, maybe you and Herky take the car down there?

- Luke and I'll meet you there. - Gotta pick up distributor cap.

- This one's got hairline crack. - See you later. Thanks a lot.

I better check up on them Dukes. Oh, I might have known.

' - They're going off again.

I tell you, Rosco, this is it.

- I can feel it in my stomach. - Oh, yeah.

What do you think you're doing eating that?

I'll tell you something.

My stomach's tellin' me that they don't like cold beans.

Well. Well, well, well.

Look, is somebody followin' them?

Sure are, come on.

We gotta go after them. Onward!

- Come on. Look at him. - Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on to your daddy.

Well, we picked up an escort.

'Looks to me like your best friend, Jo Jo.'

I'm gonna enjoy losing this guy.

Hang on.

I'm going as fast as I can.

After all, this is one of your used cars.

Well, that's no excuse. Onward!

Listen, you know, if..

I drive better with a chomp.

Holding on to his piece of the road.

Let's see what it can offer him here.

You push it, push it.

'Alright, don't stop after this. Come on, keep moving.'

Alright, fella, next time you watch where I'm driving.

Yeah.

Alright, come on.

We need some gas.

Yes.

Got a little information.

While the Duke boys was tellin' the Federal Agent Walden

what they'd seen and heard

Boss and Rosco was tryin' to get the goods on the Duke boys.

There they are now. Get the camera.

Can I help you?

What? Hush. No. Yes, of course.

Uh, just fill it up with supreme.

Uh, uh, just make that three gallons regular.

Good grief.

Hey, Boss, listen.

'That's the one the Dukes met with earlier.'

Don't sit there with your teeth in your mouth. I want pictures.

Well, that's about it.

That's very good.

If you stick with it and find out where and when

that meeting's gonna be and get us some pictures

we can put the whole bunch away for conspiracy.

I think it's, uh, too risky for us to meet again.

This is my, uh, outer department number.

'Emergencies only.'

- I'll tell you. - Yeah, give me that.

- I got some doozies. - Oh, wonderful.

We got 'em taking a pay off.

Let me tell you this is the biggest moment of my life.

Mine too.

When I show this film to J.J. and he gets it developed.

- The Hogg team is in. - In.

- The Duke team is out. - Out.

Ain't ol' Boss somethin'?

He can mess up the Dukes even outside of Hazzard County.

Get away from there.

- Well, we better get back. - Hey, good luck, boys.

I can't tell you how much good you've done us.

Thanks a lot.

Seems like everyone in Hazzard knew it was Jesse's birthday.

The problem was, he didn't know they knew.

- Hey, Cooter. - Hey.

Well, I'm deliverin' one Uncle Jesse for inventory.

Sure appreciate you comin' over to help out, Uncle Jesse.

Well, might as well come over here.

Doesn't seem like there's anything else to be doin' here.

Let's get to count.

Yeah, I bet he thinks we forgot what day it is.

Oh, I know he did.

What time do you want us over there?

Well, I'd say about 2 o'clock, alright?

Thanks, Cooter.

Whoops!

Oh, Rosco, it's the Dukes. What?

Don't let 'em see us. Get down, get down.

- Flash, get over there. - Get down, Flash.

- Oh, no! - 'Do something! Do something!'

'Now, you done it!'

Take Flash with you. I don't want her to get wet.

Yeah, get Flash.

Come on, doggy. How do you pick up a dog like this anyhow?

Come on, come on. Come on quick.

Don't keep me holding this thing.

'Take her, take her.'

'Oh, wait a minute. Don't do that.'

'Oh, it's going right in.'

That makes us even, fatso.

- Wait till I get a hold of you... - Wait. Hold your breath.

You see that tow truck going down the road?

You're gonna need every breath you got

so you can run down there and catch that tow truck.

I'll just take.. Are you kiddin' me?

Me run down there and catch it? Uh-uh-uh-uh.

Right.

If you wanna keep that job, you'll keep on runnin'.

Well, where are you gonna be when I'm doin' all this runnin?

I'll be right here, watchin' this here car.

'Somebody's gotta keep an eye on it, don't they?'

Oh, Lucy, I'm so glad you could make it.

Hey, Lucy. Good to see ya.

What time is Cooter bringin' Uncle Jesse?

Hi. About an hour or so.

Everyone ought to be here by then.

Not everyone.

Alright, alright.

We should be through here in about an hour.

Uh, you know I've worked up one powerful thirst.

Why don't you and me go down to Boars Nest, huh?

Why don't we just finish what we started?

We lose our place now, we've to start all over with this junk.

One rumble seat cushion..

Rumble seat?

Uncle Jesse, I just gotta take a break.

Let's run down to Boars Nest and get us a barbeque sandwich?

Let's just get it finished.

I'm buyin'.

Well, in that case.

After the race starts

I'm gonna call Uncle Jesse to wish him happy birthday.

That's a good idea. At least he'll know we still love him.

- I sure wish we could be there. - We gotta do what you gotta do.

'Report to the garage area.'

'Ladies and gentlemen..'

Alright, alright, alright. Settle down. Let's settle down.

Now, we got us some good weather

and we should have ourselves a good race.

I don't want anyone taking chances.

Now, gentlemen, I'm givin' some of you

the benefit of the doubt there.

When you see a yellow flag, I want you to hold your position.

Yes, sir.

I like these drivers' meetings as much as I like racin'.

And, men, I want you to welcome back to the circuit

those two ugly ducklings, Bo and Luke Duke.

Thank you. Good to see y'all.

Gentlemen, bow your heads, please.

Lord, bless these drivers and their machines.

And I'll sure be beholden to you if we had a safe race

and none of these fine young men got hurt.

Amen.

Amen.

Well, that's it, boys.

- Good luck to the lot of you. - Thank you.

You did well. Take this. Alright, take that.

Come on, let's go, Rosco. We gotta..

Now, when Boss Hogg don't argue about the price of somethin'

he's gotta be awful anxious to get where he's going.

Onward!

And where he's goin', is to show J.J. Carver that film.

Meanwhile at the Tri-County Track

the race was gettin' ready to start.

'...pleased to present the 15th annual Tri-County 150.'

'All the super stars of NASCAR racin' are here today.'

'Darrell Waltrip, Buddy Baker, Richard Petty, Cale Yarborough.'

- You gotta stay on him, Luke. - Brought your suit and helmet.

I'll put them over there.

- Let's hope you don't need 'em. - You got that right.

I guess you know how much this means to my little girl.

Ah, well, sir. We will do our very best.

You do that.

And anything else it takes to win this race.

- Yeah. - Yes, sir.

Well, he don't scare me none.

I think if I mess up I'll blame it

on my chief mechanic and backup driver.

That's always safe.

Alright. Cooter's bringin' him in right now.

Everybody, shh!

- Yes, sir. - Yeah, we get us a..

What in tarnation is goin' on?

Happy birthday!

'The pace car bringin' the field by for the final time'

'before we turn 'em loose to the Tri-County 150 today.'

'Let's review the starting front five rows..'

Herky, I'm gonna make a phone call.

I'll be right back, alright?

I've got some important things I gotta take care of.

- 'Daddy, you can't leave now.' - 'Now, don't you worry.'

I'll be back before the race is over.

'Mary Beth that's a first.'

'Your daddy's never left the pit during a race before.'

'...in the third position, it'll be Richard..'

They should be coming through the front gate anytime now.

We'll be back home in time for the meeting and come sundown

Mary Beth and I are gonna have somethin' to celebrate.

Luke didn't have to be a genius to know what meeting

old Carver was talkin' about.

'...back for Bo Duke as they take the green.'

'Jumping in front as they come to line, Bo Duke is challenged.'

'He falls back. Waltrip is taking the lead..'

So he had to call Agent Walden and fast.

Walden was out, but Luke left word

about what he had heard and seen.

And that he was headin' for the Carver house.

'Waltrip in front and right on his tail..'

Howdy. I'm Luke Duke. I'm with the Carver racin' team.

Wonderin' if you can do me a favor.

- Happy to oblige. - Give somebody a message.

Listen.

'He's moving.'

Have you seen the other Duke?

He went to telephone. His uncle's birthday.

Come on, Bo.

'...for the lead, down they come in the main straightaway'

'still under the time. Bo Duke leads the Tri-County..'

Whoo! Alright!

'Second place, Darrell Waltrip. Bobby..'

Way to go, Bo. Just keep in there.

'We've a car out of control. Spin to the inside.'

'Barney McRae. Brings out the first caution of the today.'

'Yellow is on the track.'

'Bo Duke. Duke making a pit stop here.'

'A chance to take on fuel.'

- That was great, Bo. - Yeah, thanks.

I haven't heard from Luke. Where's he?

Haven't seen him lately.

Listen, a fella named Luke gave me a message for you.

What'd he say?

He said, "They're meetin' right now at the house."

- And then he ran off. - Alright, thanks.

Bo, you got somethin' on your mind, get it off.

Come on.

What'd you tell that car driver?

Now, look, sonny.

I'm not asking you. I'm telling you.

What'd you tell that car driver?

Bet you this here was a necktie.

Thank you, Cooter.

You're not getting any older

you're just getting better, Uncle Jesse.

They haven't called, have they?

No.

'Daisy, I know how hard you worked for all this.'

You know I would.

Now, listen, I know those two nephews of mine

and there's gotta be somethin' desperately wrong

or they would've called me.

So would you drive me over to Capitol City?

If that's what you want, come on.

Hey, fellas, keep the party goin', okay?

- We'll do it, Daisy. - Come on, Uncle Jesse.

Meanwhile at the Carver House

folks was arrivin' for the big meetin'.

Luke knew that he wouldn't be welcome through the front gate

so he drove around the Carver House

where he watched and he waited.

'Pull over to the right now. Right behind the Duke car.'

Right there.

- Alright, come on. - Alright, Flash.

Stay here, daddy will be right back.

Come on. Come on.

Yep, yep. That's the General Lee.

What? Well, I know the General Lee when I see it.

- We can't worry about that now. - No.

What we gotta worry about is this here film.

Got to get that to Mr. Carver.

Don't pull on that, would you please?

- Listen, I'm gonna get Flash. - No, no, no.

No, leave the hound in the car, will you?

Our job is to get over that there fence.

- Oh, that one. - Come on. Onward!

Onward.

Come on. Come on.

Boy, that's, that's a high one.

Don't worry about it.

- There's a stone. - That's the idea.

Come on, hold my foot, will you?

I asked you to help me, didn't I?

Here we go.

- Rosco! - Oh, I'm sorry, there.

Alright, come on. Come on, get up and let's go.

That really hurt my posterior.

'Hey, hey, hey. Hold it right there, Luke Duke.'

- See we caught you blue-handed. - Yeah.

- Shh, you guys, listen. - Well, well, well and well.

While your no-good cousin is throwin' that race

his no good cousin is spyin' on my good friend, J.J. Carver.

- Shame, shame. - Boss, you got it all wrong.

We saw you and Bo in town

conniving with that gambling man.

And when I show this here evidence to J.J...

Boss, you're makin' a big mistake.

It ain't gonna work like...

Hold it right there, the lot of you.

Oh, Boss, isn't that the dude that called you fatso.

I think I'll punch him out.

Now, it's not the time to carry a feud.

Are you kiddin'? I'll take..

- Woo. You're right, fatso. - Yeah.

You, let me have that camera.

Thanks a lot, Boss.

You know, Boss and Rosco could mess up a party in paradise.

- Now, move. Move, fatso. - That's what we wanna do.

You heard him, fatso, move.

So acting as a single unit using modern cost-cutting procedures

we're gonna be able to double our take.

We're gonna have so much juice to spurt around

we're gonna be runnin' the people

that are runnin' this country.

Now, let's start with loan sharking.

I got some ideas I think ya'll gonna like.

If Bo and Luke are in some kinda trouble

I want you to know that in spite of the fact that we're feudin'

I'm on their side.

Oh, I know that Daisy.

Listen, it could be my arthritis is just actin' up.

Maybe they're doin' just fine.

I hope so.

'Alright, let's get in. Get in there.'

Watch my gun. That's a pearl handle.

Hey, Rocko.

Rosco.

- You just let me handle this. - I'll just meet y'all outside.

Hey, stay put.

Excuse me, gentlemen, I'll be right back.

Everything's gonna be okay, I'm here to do J.J. a favor.

I'll let you off this time.

Oh, here he comes, the big muckety-muck.

- It was a very nice plan, Hogg. - Oh, thank you very much.

Get the Dukes to spy on me. Luke here, he shoots this film.

And then he gives it you and this so-called sheriff.

You must be fools to think that you can blackmail J.J. Carver.

J.J., you got it all wrong. Listen, here..

Mr. Carver, Boss and Rosco had no idea what's going on.

- See there. - You tie them up.

When I finish my business there, I'll take care of business here.

And, Jo Jo, get back to that track.

When Bo Duke finishes that race, you finish him.

'Bo Duke, car number 44, has retaken the lead'

'here in the Tri-County 150.'

'It's Duke in front by some four car lengths.'

'In second place is the car number 78, Bobby Allison..'

'...and maintaining third, Darrell Waltrip'

'while Richard Petty lies in fourth.'

'We're better than midway through the Tri-County 150'

'and still Bo Duke carried out some incredible laps'

'leading the event.'

'Forty, Dick McCabe, erupting an engine and slowing down.'

'A back marker in trouble, McCabe.'

'Safety crews are on the scene.

'And they are extricating McCabe from the automobile.'

'Whoa, trouble!'

'Robbie Crouch, arced over the back side of car number 40'

'side over side.'

'Coming out of his automobile, Crouch appears to be okay.'

'A horrendous crash in turn number three.'

'Caution is once again on the speedway in the Tri-County 150.'

'A terrible crash involving Dick McCabe and Robbie Crouch..'

Daisy Duke. Look who's here.

- Hi. - Nice to see you again.

Daisy, honey, your cousin's leadin' the pack.

Is he? This is my Uncle Jesse. Mary Beth and Anna Louise.

Girls.

We's lookin' to find Luke. You seen him around?

Oh, he went off to call y'all.

Come to think of it, that was a long time ago.

Hey, Boss, what do you figure is gonna happen to us?

Well, I'll tell ya.

Carver's out there now gettin' ready to fit each of us

for a pair of cement galoshes.

Ooh, well, that's nice. I hope your pair is big enough.

You know, they might pinch your little fat corns, you know.

Shh.

Say, Boss, what was on that roll of film of yours?

You and Bo talkin' to that gambling man in Capitol City

planning to double-deal J.J.

That wasn't no gamblin' man. That was a federal agent.

- Federal agent. - Federal agent.

Me and Bo was gonna work with him to put Carver in jail

where he belongs.

We don't believe that.

- Wait, I do believe you. - I believe it too.

- Looks like I was mistaken. - Mm.

If Walden gets my message, we may get out of this yet.

'We're down to the last planned pit stop of the day.'

'Bo Duke, in car number 44, continues to show the way.'

'It's Duke in first. Allison, second.'

'Walton, third. Petty is in fourth..'

- There he is. - There he is.

- Guys, we got smoked. - Sure, go ahead.

Tell him he just did great.

Hey, Uncle Jesse, Daisy. Boy, am I glad to see y'all.

We were worried about you.

Well, thank you. Listen, have ya'll seen Luke?

No. Nobody's seen him. Is he in some kind of trouble?

I don't know. Didn't he talk to you on the phone?

He was gonna wish you happy birthday.

Something's gotta be wrong, Uncle Jesse. I just know it.

Wait a minute, we should..

'Side over side and his car is catching on fire!'

'He's still inside the automobile.'

Listen ya'll, follow me. I got an idea, alright.

Herky, we'll be right back.

'...on fire and the driver is inside the automobile..'

I don't know if this will work, but I want you to win the race.

I'm gonna go to Carver house and make sure Luke's alright.

- Alright. - You're gonna need my helmet.

'They've lost car number 10.'

'Caution is on the..'

'An opportunity for the leaders to..'

Where's blondie?

He's off talkin' to his kin. Why, what's the matter?

I'll tell you later. I gotta keep blondie in my sight.

Oh! Hey, I'm sorry about that, fella.

'Here, let me give you a hand.'

Jo Jo, you alright?

Yeah.

- There he is. - Bo.

'...same lap with the super-luminaries'

'of Grand National Racing.'

- Go! - Go!

'Duke is back under way.'

'We're back under green in the Tri-County 150.'

'Car number 44, Bo Duke.'

'Somethin' is amiss on car number 44.'

'The car that has dominated the event has fallen back'

'to third place.'

'It is now Allison in first, Waltrip is in second'

'Bo Duke is in third and he's falling further back.'

'Back to fourth, back to fifth, back to sixth.'

'Apparently on that pit stop, he must have taken on a tire'

'that is equalized in car number 44.'

'Or it can be, but in his first time-out'

'the heat of some 135 degrees in the cockpit'

'that Bo Duke just..'

'..Bo Duke, who has dominated the event'

'almost from the beginning now in trouble and slowing down.'

'Falling back to sixth position, he's stabilized in sixth.'

'Something is really amiss with Bo Duke.'

Bo couldn't figure what Flash was doin' in that strange car.

But he had other things on his mind.

To my figures our profit should be, uh, before expenses

a little over 600 million.

'Which still leaves each of you gentlemen'

with a net profit of slightly over 50 million dollars

before and after taxes.

Excuse me, you think we could get a little air in here?

Sure.

Much obliged.

Howdy.

What are you doing here? You're supposed to be racin'.

- I know it. - I thought you was dead.

'..Gonna win this race in a Lockhart.'

'Bo Duke has fallen back to third place'

'Somethin' amiss on car number 44.'

'But he stabilizes his position and now he's pitting.'

'Bo Duke is coming on the pit row, unscheduled stop.'

Bo, anything wrong? You dropped way back to third.

You got to push it, honey. Bo, talk to me.

- 'Bo, get it out of here.' - Bo.

Don't let them drive over your head!

What do you mean I was dead?

Well, he means that Carver ordered Jo Jo to kill you.

That's what he said.

We gotta get back. Daisy's drivin' the car.

Yeah, I think so.

If you do that, then I'll get Walden outta here

and see if we can wrap up this whole mess.

- Alright. - Let's get out there.

- Rosco and I'll go with Luke. - Be quiet.

After what that no-good Carver did to us

I want to help even things up.

Three of us against one of them that's even.

- Yeah. - Be quiet. We gotta hurry

Take it easy. That race ain't over for a while.

Be careful. There's guards all over.

Yeah. We just..

'Well, local racing enthusiasts at the Tri-County Speedway'

'anticipated Bo Duke would come back to the track and flash'

'that same championship form as a year ago.'

'But he has been relegated to third position.'

What's wrong with Bo? He's not what he was half an hour ago.

Want me to call him in for you, Mary Beth?

No. No, don't call him in. Uh, that's just his style.

He's building up for a big finish.

You're right about that, old man.

You're right about that.

Rocko, come on.

- Here, Boss, I'll help you. - Let go, not you.

- Bring your butt down. - You nearly killed me going in.

A-a-ah!

Take the General Lee, get out of here. Come on, Boss.

Where we going?

- We're gonna take them. - There. Alright.

- 'Come on. Come on.' - 'Let's go.'

- 'Come on.' - 'Take the jeep. Let's ride.'

'Come on, come on. Let's go.'

We gotta go.

Put that seat up. Put that there.

Get in there, Flash. Put on your safety belt.

Buckle up.

Ready. Onward. Go.

Get after them right away. Don't bring them back.

Bender was callin' his troops.

He told them to take no prisoners.

By this time, just about everybody

was tryin' to catch somebody.

Some of Carver's boys were trying to catch Bo

while the others were tryin' to catch up to Luke

Rosco, Flash and Boss.

This one's gonna be for Daisy.

Turn, turn, turn. Get us out of here.

Velvet ears, daddy will protect you.

'They made it, they're okay. Come on, let's go.'

'Oh, look. Who's that up ahead?'

Walden had gotten Luke's message

and was on his way to the Carver house

when Luke flagged him down, gave him the film

and told him what happened.

Luke then got Bo on the CB

and told him about his meeting up with Walden.

Bo had to hurry to save Daisy.

Now, that boy better get there on time.

That's a big 10-4, Luke.

'...in fourth is Richard Petty. It's still Waltrip in front.'

'Right on his tail, here comes that second-place car'

'Bo Duke retaking the lead.'

'He's passed Allison, he's passed Waltrip'

'and back in first place, Bo Duke.'

'He's out in front with less than a lap to go here'

'in the Tri-County 150.'

'Back to the old championship form of a year back'

'when he went into retirement.'

'Here he is, headed for the checkered flag.'

'Bo Duke, first time in the cockpit of an automobile'

'in a year and he's headed, as the crowd rises to its feet'

'for victory lane.'

'Checkered flag is out, Bo Duke is the winner.'

'Darrell Waltrip will complete the race in second position.'

'Bobby Allison relegated to third..'

Well, thanks to the Dukes

Carver and his bunch of cronies

were arrested for conspiracy and abduction

and a mess of other charges that'd keep them behind bars

till Gabriel's trumpet was blowin'.

Now, back at the track ol' Bo felt awful bad for Mary Beth.

And he tried to help her as best as he could.

Listen, I-I wish things could've been different

but they just, they just aren't.

I wish they could have been different, that's all.

Look, he's in a pile of tires over there.

Well, you gonna let your Uncle Jesse know

what's going on here?

Well, sir, Luke and me was working for another uncle.

Uncle Sam.

That's right. They wouldn't let us tell you about it before.

But I promise I'll make it all clear to you on the way home.

You think you and Luke will ever be able to forgive me?

Forgive you for what? You won the race, didn't you?

The combination of Jesse's birthday party

and the Duke family reunion was something extra special.

Everybody was forgivin' somebody for somethin'.

That is, except Rosco, who was writin' traffic citations.

- Now, say hello from the Boss. - Hello from the Boss.

He said, "Quit."

He said he wasn't kidding, he's the boss.

In fact, he's the president

and he wants to thank the Dukes personally.

The president.

The president of what?

Now, if you figure it was the president of the U.S. of A..

Well, you can bet the farm on it

which ain't too unusual for Hazzard County.

He wants to wish you a happy birthday, Uncle Jesse.

- The president. - The president.

The president of the U.S. of A.

Well, thank you, sir.

We're ready for a couple more beers over here.

Yes, sir.