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I think I can..

Make the Duke boys an offer that they can't refuse.

Bo and Luke challenge the NASCAR circuit.

And help out Uncle Sam.

Hold it right there, lover boy.

Onward!

Oh, good grief.

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw!'

Now, friends, this is a real special time in Hazzard County

because the day after tomorrow

Daisy's arranging for a surprise birthday bash

for Uncle Jesse... which he don't know about

because that's what makes it a surprise.

Bo and Luke are racing to town

to see if the gifts they ordered for Uncle Jesse

have arrived at Rhuebottom's store.

Now, that racing car belongs to the only daughter

of J.J. Carver, Mary Beth.

That's her in white.

Old J.J. runs the crime syndicate for the entire South.

Ain't Mary Beth a looker?

That ain't J.J. Carver there.

That's Mary Beth's pet, Mr. Jones.

Y'all keeping this straight now?

'As he ramrode his way among some of the top drivers'

'to bring himself to victory lane.'

'It was his 8th career victory, and it was to be his last.'

'As Bo Duke stepped from the car..'

Wow. That Bo Duke sure can drive.

And he's awfully cute.

'...Bo Duke steppin' away from Grand National Racing..'

Mr. Jones.

'...after one of the most sensational year..'

You interested in what he can do on or off the track, Mary Beth?

Honey, when you own a race car

you own what's on it and what's in it.

They retired from the circuit.

What makes you think they're gonna drive for you?

What makes you think they aren't?

Well, honey, I hope you're right

'cause that dark-haired one's kinda cute you know.

Yeah, yeah, I know, time's runnin' out.

Look, if, uh..

The Carver girl stops in Hazzard

'I'll get it done then.'

Two women, a monkey and a gun.

Friends and neighbors, we're off to a goo-od start.

- Hey, Boss. - Hm?

Why is it if you're donatin' the Boars Nest

for Uncle Jesse's surprise birthday party

you're chargin' two bucks a beer?

Uh, well, that's because that ain't ordinary beer.

No, siree, Bob.

- That beer's imported. - Oh, okay.

All the way from my warehouse.

Oh, my goodness, he's so cute. Is he friendly?

Oh!

Are you friendly, Mr. Jones?

Oh, I guess he is.

Oh, you're so cute!

Oh, look at you. You're so sweet.

You too, huh? Hey, pal?

Come here, how about a little popcorn?

Is it good?

He's so sweet. Come here.

Give me a kiss.

Well, we don't see many of these here in Hazzard County.

What would y'all like to order?

Bo and Luke Duke on a silver platter.

- Do you know 'em, honey? - Why, I sure do.

Comin' right up.

Now, y'all don't know this yet, but the monkey

on the left is named Jo Jo and he's one nasty dude.

Well, babysittin' an ape

ain't exactly gonna sweeten nobody's disposition.

Lost Sheep, are you out there? This is Bo Peep lookin' for ya.

We got you, Bo Peep. What's up?

There's three people at the Boars Nest lookin' for you.

- And two of them ain't men. - And what might they look like?

They're adorable, if you like girls.

- I'll see you soon. - You got that.

I don't know what this fella's doin'

but I don't think he's fixing the stereo.

Boy, that is a beauty, ain't it?

All NASCAR decked-out and everythin'.

I wonder if it's as fast as it looks?

I sure would like to give it a try one day, I tell you that.

And these are my... assistants.

Jo Jo and Anna Louise.

Oh, hey. It's nice to meet you. Jo Jo.

And this is Mr. Jones. He's my grease monkey.

'I'll bet he is. Hi, Mr. Jones.'

'He's a cute little devil, ain't he?'

Bet he gets under the car easy.

- I bet he does. - Please join us.

Oh, sure.

How about I get y'all some beers?

- Make mine a light, Daisy. - You bet.

Jo Jo, take Mr. Jones to the bar and buy him a drink.

Milk, on the rocks.

- Sure. - Bye, Mr. Jones.

Listen, our cousin, Daisy said y'all wanted to talk to us.

But she didn't say about what.

- I'm a big fan of yours, Bo. - Really?

You too, Luke. I've seen y'all race on the circuit.

'I'm racin' my own car in the circuit this year'

'startin' Saturday in Capitol City in the 150.'

Great.

That car out there, I spent over $100,000

'conditionin' and modifyin' it.'

Now, all I need is a first-rate driver and a backup.

Well, shoot, we don't know anybody around here.

I think you'll find these contracts

more than generous.

- Contracts? - I want you to drive for me.

Luke, I want you to be my chief mechanic and backup driver.

Well, aren't you even gonna read them?

No, thanks, ma'am.

I'm sure that the contracts check out just fine, but..

We made a decision to quit the circuit

and we're gonna stick with that.

'And there's nothin' I can say that would change your minds?'

Uh, no, ma'am, but we sure do appreciate the offer.

- 'Thanks for the beer.' - 'Yeah, thank you.'

Bye-bye.

Well, I'll bet that's the first time

you ever took no for an answer.

- It's a beauty. - Dang shame.

Yeah, that it is.

You suppose he's supposed to be in there?

Why don't we ask him when he comes out.

Clever fella.

If he was gonna get caught, he wanted it to look like

he was nothin' more than a sneak thief.

That used to work for y'all in Hazzard High football.

But it don't work on cars, boys.

- You alright? - Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

Ain't nothin' won't heal in a couple of years.

- Come on, let's go. - Why don't you drive.

- I'm too sore. - Got it.

Now, while the Duke boys was chasin'

what they thought was a sneak thief.

Mary Beth's daddy, old J.J. Carver

that big syndicate villain

was taking his morning constitutional.

Bender.

You heard from Jo Jo or Mary Beth?

No, sir, not yet.

Well, suppose you give 'em a call on the phone.

Alright, boys, let's have at it.

Mary Beth, did you sign up the Duke boys yet?

No, daddy. They said they were retired and weren't interested.

Don't you worry your pretty little head about that, honey.

I think I can..

Make the Duke boys an offer that they can't refuse.

'I'll talk to you later, honey.'

Bye, daddy.

Hazzard. Hazzard.

- J.D. Hogg run that county? - Yes, sir.

Mary Beth needs a helpin' hand, let's go.

'Watch out there!'

Hey, Luke.

You know, the way things have been goin'

I'm bettin' a high-speed flat tire is just the beginning.

'Turn, turn, turn.'

Ah!

And we found ourselves a sheriff.

Where?

Rosco.

Great. Just what we need.

Watch out now.

Alright, you two.

Oh, I got ya.

- And I'm serious this time. - Rosco, what...

- You're under arrest. - What for?

Well, are you kiddin'? For speeding as usual.

Alright, put your hands on this hood.

Wait a minute. We've been racin' the General.

The hood's awful hot.

Tiddly-tuddly, I've heard that story a million times, you...

- Rosco, Rosco, don't! - Oh, oh!

Well, when Mr. Big arrived at the Boars Nest

he headed inside to make Boss an offer

that he couldn't refuse.

Yeah, wait a minute. Decent folks knock before enterin'.

I was told I could find Mr. Hogg here.

Yeah, you were, huh? Well..

Wait a minute, you look familiar.

Really? I don't believe we've ever met.

No? Well, I've seen some part of you somewhere, some place.

Mr. Carver is a very well-known man.

That's it. That TV show last week.

Uh, uh, 60 Minutes, yeah.

You were the one who was talking to the Senate Crime Commission

with your hand in front of your face.

'When you wasn't hiding behind a newspaper'

'you had your head buried in your coat.'

J.J. Carver.

That's you, isn't it?

'It sure is.'

Mr. Carver..

You're the biggest, uh, uh

'businessman in the whole South.'

Listen, I-I didn't know it was you when you come in.

Or I never would've said, "Decent folks should knock"

and all that. Have a seat. Have a cigar. Have anything I got.

What I want are two boys by name of Bo and Luke Duke.

Eh. Oh..

Well, uh, uh

you want them alive, don't you?

I just wanna talk to them.

You think you could arrange that, Mr. Hogg?

Oh, yeah. Two Duke boys, comin' right up.

This is Commissioner J.D. Hogg

callin' Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

Well, old Boss ordered Rosco to bring the boys in.

And Rosco, hearing his master's voice

done like he was ordered.

That's a big ten-four, little fat buddy. I got them.

At the same time, not far away

someone else was issuin' some orders of his own.

Now about that license-plate number and the description

of those two young men, I'm gonna wanna know everything

there is to know about 'em and fast.

'Alright, you Dukes. Come on in here.'

Get in here. Alright.

Oh, Boss, good news. Now, I got the Dukes.

You know, I-I nailed them, let's jail them.

Yeah, yeah, good.

Alright, you dudes. Just get on out of here while we...

- Rosco. - What?

This so-called dude is, uh, Mr. J.J. Carver.

Oh, tiddly-tuddly. And I'm Rosco P..

- Did you say Carver? - Yeah.

- You mean theCarver? - Hmm.

Listen, are you comfortable? We'll get you a nice chair.

- Let's get... - Boss, what are we doing here?

All we're tryin' to do is help Rosco do his job.

Alright, I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya.

I-I was just doin' my duty as I promised Mr. Carver here.

Here they are, the Duke boys.

Yes, boys, I am responsible for your being here.

And I do apologize for any inconvenience.

I did wanna talk to you, so maybe we can go

'to my daughter's motor home and have our conversation there.'

Any place is better than this.

A-and before you go, Bo, Luke, uh

uh, is there anything your Commissioner Hogg

can do for you two fine young individuals?

Now that you mention it

the General is sitting out there with a flat tire.

- Oh, a flat tire? - Yes, flat.

We'll take care of that. We'll take care of your whole car.

The county will pay for all damages.

Are you kiddin'?

You see, Mr. Carver, there ain't nothing I wouldn't do for you.

Oh, and listen, Boss Hogg is better

at doing nothin' than anybody in Hazzard.

- 'Would you please!' - 'Well..'

Gentlemen.

Well, I just, I'm just trying to help here. Listen here...

- Thank you. - The county will pay for it?

Yeah, oh!

- Oh, Rosco. - What?

That's as close to playin' with dynamite as I wanna get.

I know.

Mind your manners, Mr. Jones.

Mary Beth honey, why don't you all go into the Boars Nest

and take advantage of Mr. Hogg's gracious hospitality

while Bo and Luke and I talk things over?

- Okay, daddy. - Is he beatin' you?

Boys, why don't you come in here and have a seat?

- See you later. - Yes, sir.

It's quite a place you got here.

Now, if this is about that offer that your daughter made to us...

I heard that you had turned that down and I don't blame you none.

Well, she graduated from college with honors

and she knows a lot about racin' cars

but she's not a very good businesswoman.

Now, boys, I'm prepared to offer you $50,000

and all the purses you win..

'...for you to drive for my Mary Beth.'

Mr. Carver, that's a whole lotta money.

'It's worth it to me.'

'You see, I am a businessman you might say.'

'Car racin' doesn't mean very much to me'

'but, uh, it is my daughter's big passion.'

'And whatever it takes to make her happy..'

'...she's gonna get.'

'We appreciate your confidence in us, Mr. Carver'

but we made the decision to quit the circuit

and we don't ever plan to leave Hazzard County again.

Mary Beth explained that to me too. And I understand.

But would you do me a very large favor?

'Would you just think on it for a spell?'

'And that amount of money can make... livin' a lot easier.'

Then you give my daughter your final answer.

- Now, is that a deal? - Yes, sir.

I don't think it's gonna change our mind much.

- You think it over. - We sure will. Thank you.

'I Appreciate that, boys.'

Howdy.

Did that guy Carver look familiar to you?

Maybe a little bit.

Looks like somebody who ain't used to taking no for an answer.

Yeah, that's true.

If I could get myself in tight with J.J. Carver and his family

well, someday I could be runnin' this whole state myself.

Oh!

Of course, I wouldn't be doing the terrible things

J .J. Carver does.

Of course not. You'd be doin' the terrible things that you do.

- Yeah. Hm? - You know somethin'?

I'm just thinkin', you know?

What is J.J. Carver, now, that man's got class

what's he doin' with those riffraff Duke boys?

- That's right, that's right. - Mm-hmm.

- And that we gotta find out. - Right.

I want you to get out there and start tailin' them Duke boys.

You take that flea-bitten friend of yours with you.

And you bring me back enough information

so as one day I can become a godfather myself.

Oh! Good.

And listen, when you make all that money being a godfather

then, since you ain't got no children of your own

you can adopt me.

- Hmm? Adopt you? - Mm-hmm.

Alright, you can be my runaway son.

So start runnin'. Go on. Go on, go on.

Yeah.

You left one.

New and improved?

'Whoever thought we'd turn down more money in one day'

'than we thought we was gonna make in our lifetime?'

Feels kinda good though, don't it?

No.

Remember that guy we was chasin'?

- Yeah. - He's back.

Huh.

We forgot to tell Mary Beth he was sneakin' around her trailer.

Let's lose him, and circle back around him.

Ask him a few questions.

'Ten-four.'

Alright. Hold it, hold it.

Before you Duke boys do anything to make me sorry for

I wanna show you something here.

Hold it.

- I'm a federal agent. - How do you know who we are?

My name is Walden. I'm assigned to the Strike Force.

Strike Force?

'A special unit involved in fighting organized crime.'

I checked you boys out, I know I can trust you.

I want you to use my car phone here..

'...and check up on me.'

Here, Luke, use the phone. I wanna watch him.

'Good fishing.'

Those Duke boys, they're having a secret meeting down there.

We gotta sneak down there and find out what it is.

Come to daddy, velvet ears.

Yeah, much obliged.

Washington, D.C., direct.

I guess we owe you an apology.

Special Agent Walden explained to the Duke boys

that J.J. Carver was the baddest number one dude

in all the South.

And the government wanted to put him in jail.

But they needed evidence.

In the past year, two good agents have died

trying to infiltrate Carver's organization.

We're sorry to hear that.

But... I still don't see how that concerns me and Bo.

Our department has learned that something big is gonna happen.

'We don't know exactly what, where or when.'

Sir, that don't tell us nothin'.

What do you want with Luke and me?

I heard your, uh, deal with Carver.

I bugged his daughter's mobile home.

- That's what he was doing. - For sure.

Court order.

Mary Beth talked to us about driving a car

didn't say nothing about her daddy's business.

Chances are, Mary Beth doesn't know anything

about her daddy's business.

But if you accept his offer, you can be our foot in the door.

And you may see or hear something

'to put that scum where he belongs.'

Ain't you asking a lot of a couple of country boys?

Oh, I'm not asking. Your country's asking.

See, it ain't our decision to make.

We'll have to discuss it with our family.

- Yeah. - Uh-uh, that's impossible.

It's too dangerous for your uncle and cousin.

'If Carver got suspicious, he could send his boys over there'

rough them up, they could get hurt bad.

If you decide to come in with us

you've gotta give me your word

that you're not gonna mention it to anybody, friend... or family.

Just hang on a second.

Here's a nice little tree for you.

See, you don't wanna go down this steep hill with daddy

you'll scuff your little velvet ears.

Now listen, you just stay right here.

Daddy will be right back.

Oh, oh.

That... I think I broke everything.

It seems to me that we got an obligation

to do the right thing.

Now, here we got a chance to put away somebody

who's been ruining a whole lot of lives, maybe people we know.

You really think we can do that?

He seems to think we can.

You got yourself a deal.

- 'We'll do it.' - 'You won't be sorry.'

I hope not.

I got the feeling Carver don't take too kindly

'to people double-crossing him.'

Wait till I tell Boss what I just heard.

Okay, we'll meet again before you boys leave

for Capitol City and discuss the details, alright?

- Alright. - Okay.

Well, when you boys get ready to talk about

whatever it is you don't wanna talk about

I'm ready to talk it over.

In the meantime, I'm gonna enjoy my cooking.

'Hey, everybody. I'm home.'

- Hey, Daisy. - Hi.

- Hey, Daisy. - Hey, Daisy.

Sorry I'm so late

but Boss had me counting all the dang glasses.

What are y'all looking so glum about?

Did you tell Uncle Jesse about the offer you turned down

'to drive on the NASCAR circuit?'

'Daisy.'

I'm so proud of you, I could just bust.

'You know what, Bo?'

When that girl started batting her eyelashes at you

I thought it was all over, didn't you?

- I thought that-that was it. - Daisy.

Didn't you tell Uncle Jesse?

- 'Uh, no.' - 'No.'

Why?

We changed our minds.

Yeah, do y'all have any idea how much

money there is in driving a NASCAR?

Why, we-we could buy another farm.

I don't believe what I'm hearing.

Daisy, if the boys wanna go back on the NASCAR circuit

why... they should go with our blessing.

Well, I ain't blessin' 'em

for going back on their word

'and breaking up this family.'

Y'all better tell me this is a joke.

It ain't no joke, Daisy.

We ain't gonna be gone forever. We'll be coming back!

There's more to it than that. Excuse me, Uncle Jesse.

Daisy, look. We understand how you feel.

No, you don't! Or you wouldn't be leavin'.

How do you think Uncle Jesse's gonna feel... come Saturday

and everybody's wishing him Happy Birthday

except the two people he loves more than anything in the world?

Daisy...

And what about... harvesting time is coming up.

How do you expect a man his age to do it all by himself, huh?

Someday you're gonna know how it is with Luke and me now.

Yeah, oh, I know how I feel right now.

Daisy..

I tell you, among the Dukes, love of family

ain't something to be taken too lightly.

Well, I suppose we better go tell Mary Beth

she's got herself a couple of drivers, huh?

Yeah. Judas and his cousin, huh?

Ol' Bo and Luke were jeopardizing

the Duke family peace

and their own lives by going up against J.J. Carver.

Them boys is good stock.

- Here goes nothin'. - Yeah, boy.

'It's open.'

'Well, what a surprise. Come on in.'

Thanks.

- Sit down. - Thank you.

Would you like a drink?

- Uh, no. - No, thank you.

Well, welcome back, boys.

Is this business or pleasure?

This is business. We had a talk with your dad.

Yeah, it looks like you got yourself

one driver and one chief mechanic.

I'm delighted.

I guess my daddy is a better negotiator than I am.

Well, he did do some fancy negotiating

but, uh, that wasn't the only thing

we took into account when we said yes.

I hope you mean that, Bo.

I think it's terrific. We could use new blood around here.

Yeah, I feel the same way... as long as none of it gets shed

in the 'cause of winning, that is.

I'm glad you said that, Duke.

It's dangerous out at the racetrack.

You mean... you say them Duke boys

are planning to double-cross J.J. Carver?

- Right. - How they gonna do that?

I have no idea.

Listen, get your hands off of this.

- You gotta find out, don't you? - Well...

Boss told Rosco to stick with the Dukes

and get any information that would help Boss

get in good with Carver.

Also, Boss wanted to know what Carver

wanted with the Dukes in the first place.

Well, we got Rosco. He ain't got his siren on though.'

'Maybe he ain't chasing us.

Well, you gotta lose him anyway before we go see Walden.

Ten-four.

Did they finish putting the macadam on Peach Tree Lane?

I don't know. What difference does it make? Let's go.

'Alright.'

'Hey, boys. What do you think you're doing?'

'That was a..'

That ought to keep Rosco and Flash holed up for a while.

What a fun guy.

Just keep driving. We got a meeting to get to.

'Oh, goodness, Flash.'

You don't think Boss is gonna buy the fact

this was Enos' fault, do ya?

No, neither do I.

Say, Daisy, you sure don't look happy.

Listen, if you're troubled by what I'm charging for the beer

at your Uncle Jesse's surprise birthday party

I'll tell you what I'll do

I'll let you have all the free popcorn you want at half-price.

Boss, it ain't what you're doin'.

It's them cousins of mine and what they're doing.

Oh.

Oh, now, now, now. Listen.

Why, you come right over here, sugar pie

and you tell your Uncle Boss what it's all about.

Okay.

You're gonna be in front of the post office in Capitol City

every day from twelve to one.

We got that phone number at the treasury office

you gave us in case there's an emergency.

Right now, here's the smallest mini-camera that there is.

'In case you guys see something that might interest us.'

Bo, Luke, I know what a big personal sacrifice

this has been for you two.

I want you to know that if we get Carver

you will have done something for your government

that no one else has been able do.

We'll give it a shot.

Well, the Duke boys had themselves a real problem.

But over at the Boars Nest

old Boss figured that he had a solution for his.

Yeah. Daisy Duke told me so herself.

The Dukes are gonna be racing Mary Beth Carver's racing car

on the NASCAR circuit. Now, listen. Tell me.

That fella you saw talking to the Dukes

what did he look like?

Beady eyes, sneaky. Looked like a gambler.

A gambler!

Listen... J.J. Carver's got the biggest

gambling syndicate in the South.

There's sure gonna be lots of betting on that race Saturday.

So put that together with what you heard

and what do you get?

How much time do I have?

The Dukes are gonna throw the race!

- How much time do you need? - Well..

Daisy?

- Daisy? - 'What is it, Uncle Jesse?'

The boys are ready to leave now. Come on out and... say goodbye.

'I ain't coming out until those turkeys are gone.'

'And, Uncle Jesse, don't you ask me to change my mind'

"cause I ain't gonna.'

'I never want to see them again.'

She don't really mean that.

Don't be too hard on her.

Job offers like this just don't come up every day.

- We'll be back. - Yeah, you will.

And remember that..

You always got a home here if... you need it.

If Jesse feels bad now, he'd really be worried

if he knew what Bo and Luke was going into.

- Bye, Luke boy. - Yeah.

Bo, baby. Now, you be good.

Yes, sir.

Let's get going, Bo. You have a good birthday too now.

- Yeah. - Yeah, I will.

Say bye to Daisy - Yeah.

'Let's go, will you? Just go on along here.'

I swear, I hate to see that old man in trouble.

Tony Reno. He's coming.

That makes four. Two more to go.

Just think, Bender, come Saturday

all the top syndicate bosses in America

are gonna be sitting right here in this room.

Is something bothering you, Bender?

Yes, sir.

It's the day of the big race

the town will be crawling with cops.

That's right.

All they're gonna be concerned about is crowd control.

There are gonna be thousands of cars

with out-of-state license plates here.

I could not have picked a better time or better place.

- Your names, please. - Bo and Luke Duke, sir.

You're expected, gentlemen.

Hope you don't mind. We have to check out you and your luggage.

No cameras, tape recorders or weapons are allowed inside.

- Step out, please. - Yes, sir.

The most dangerous thing we brought is our personalities.

I'm sorry we ain't... pretty and female.

- Care for some popcorn? - Ain't allowed to eat on duty.

Miss Carver's expecting you.

Just drive through the gate and down the road

you can't miss her.

Thank you. I appreciate it.

All through? Alright.

See you boys later.

Keep smilin'.

'Here's the Carver place.'

Hey listen, how we gonna get around them guards?

- We don't. - No?

What we're gonna do is we're gonna drive around and around

until we find a good spot where we can set up camp

and see what's going on.

Onward!

Luke, how come they didn't find that camera?

'Cause they ain't allowed to eat on duty.

- What? - You want hot buttered camera?

'Over here, Bo.'

Hi.

'Hi.'

- Howdy. - Hey, y'all.

- 'Bo and Luke.' - Yeah.

Boy, you got quite a spread here I tell you what.

Boy, I was beginning to think you'd changed your minds again.

No, we didn't...

Shoot, we'd never do a thing like that.

Come on. I'll show you around to your home away from home.

Jo Jo, get their things.

Oh, that's alright. I got it. Thank you.

- I'll show you around. - Alright. Great.

Boy, this car of y'all sure is something.

I bet she handles good too, don't she?

You can unpack and I'll let you take it out.

Really?

After lunch you can take it to the track

let it all out and meet the crew.

I'd love to meet the guys on the crew. I'd best unpack right now.

- Bo? - Yeah?

If there's anything you need

I live all alone in the east wing.

Oh, well, your father must like his privacy, huh?

We both do.

- You first. - Thank you.

The Dukes are a long way from Hazzard County today.

Life in the fast lane..

Mighty impressive.

Boy, this lady sure has got some class.

Just don't forget the reason why we're here.

No, how can I forget that?

Oh!

'What's them Dukes doing, Boss?'

They're doing nothing. Just like you.

Suppose you unpack our gear and set up camp. Go on, will ya?

Dang! Pesky mosquitoes around here.

Boss, Boss, Boss.

There's another one, isn't there?

- Hold still. - Where is it?

- Hold still. - Where is it?

- On your chin. - My chin?

- Hold still. - Oh, no. No!

Aha!

I got it, Boss.

That's one mosquito that won't bother you again.

That's right, Flash.

That'll teach even a mosquito to mess with Rosco P. Coltrane.

Why did I ever bring him with me? I should've come alone.

Did you break anything important?

No. But I will in a minute.

Wait till I get my hands on you.

The Dukes are here.

Good.

Is it gonna interfere with, uh... what you're planning?

Nothing or no one is gonna interfere.

You would do well to remember that, Bender.

Remember you're just checking out

to make sure everything works.

Alright. Wayne, give me a hand with this... seatbelt.

Jeff, Terry, is everything cool?

Everything checks out fine, Luke.

You got that listening device working yet?

Yeah.

Boss, listen. I got it working now.

- Take a listen. - Oh, good. Good.

You'd swear that you were sitting right on their lap.

Yeah. Turn it up real good for me.

I'll turn it up full volume.

How's it running, Bo?

Just as smooth as silk on satin, cousin.

Alright.

Whoo!

- 'Alright.' - 'Come on, Bo.'

'Okay, that looking good.'

- 'Yeah.' - 'Yeah.'

- 'Yeah. Alright.' - 'Alright.'

There you go. You doing alright?

Yeah.

I know I'm supposed to be interested in that girl

but this car is something else.

- Keep your mind on business. - Yeah.

That was some kinda driving, Bo.

That's some car you got there, darlin'.

What do you think, Mr. Carver?

I think I just lost my best income tax write-off.

Thank you, sir.

Honey, you got two good drivers there.

Oh, daddy, I know you got a big business deal cooking

but you will be at the race?

As soon as that flag drops, I'll be there.

I've arranged a picnic lunch for everybody by the swimming pool.

- Would you walk me to the car? - Sure, daddy.

Luke, you suppose that big business deal

she's talkin' about is why we're here?

It could well be.

See if you can get alone with her at lunch

she might know more than she's aware of.

We never mention business when there are strangers around.

I'm sorry, daddy

but if Bo Duke is more interested in your business

than in your daughter... I'm slippin'.

To a man like Jesse Duke

family is what matters most in life.

And Jesse couldn't see no way that his family

was ever going to be together again.

So he tried to remedy the matter.

You know, Daisy, I was thinking

uh, why don't you and me drive up to Capital City

and just take in the big race?

Uncle Jesse, I got things to do and so do you.

Remember you said you were gonna help Cooter with the inventory.

Oh, yeah.

- Guess I did. - Uncle Jesse?

I respect the way you feel about Bo and Luke.

I hope you respect the way I feel too.

'Okay?'

Sure. And I do.

Our heavenly Father, we thank thee

'for this bounteous table that's placed before us.'

'Amen.'

Matter of fact, I think I'm gonna take a walk.

Walk some of this off.

- Anybody care to join me? - I think I'd like to walk.

Oh, what about your friend?

Who cares?

We'll see you later.

- 'Okay. Y'all be good now.' - 'Yeah, thank you.'

See you later.

- Bo? - Yes, ma'am?

Will you tell me something truthfully?

Well, sure. I'll give it my best shot.

Yesterday, when you said

you took other things into account when you took this job..

Was I one of 'em?

Yes, you were.

You sure were.

'Uh, look, Mr. Jones, if you don't mind'

why don't you go on and find your own girl, huh?

Go on, get.

Boy, he's something else.

- You know, I can carry that. - Yeah, I suppose you can.

Oh.

I promise I'll behave.

Sorry to hear that.

Look, I have a permit for the gun.

I'm an ex-police officer.

Jo Jo and I aren't Mary Beth's assistants

we're her bodyguards.

Now listen, kidnapping rich young ladies

is always in season, you know?

It seems to me that the body

that Jo Jo's interested in guarding is yours.

Yeah, well..

That's his problem.

Hm.

That ain't his only problem.

'Luke! Luke! Come back here, Luke.'

Stop it!

Stop it!

If Mr. Carver finds out, we'll all be gone.

What's this about, Jo Jo?

Ask your new boyfriend.

Luke?

Just a misunderstanding.

Let's you and me head over to the track.

Rosco. Them Dukes, they're going off some place.

'Alright. Come on, come on.'

- 'We gotta follow 'em.' - 'Why?'

'Why? Because they're bound to make a mistake sooner or later.'

'And we gotta be there.'

'That way, we'll get the evidence to show J.J.'

'Boss, but you know something?'

'Between me and you and Flash, we're on a fool's errand.'

Well, then you especially should feel right at home.

Come on, give me a hand. Get me off of here.

W-wait a minute.

Grab this arm over here. That's the idea, yeah.

Oh. Oh, little buddy.

Oh, I bet that smarted.

- Rosco? - Yeah?

I told you to help me, not hinder me.

You know something? I'm proud of ya.

You see that flip? I'd give you a four on that.

Yeah, I'm ready to give you five.

Alright, listen. Let's get after 'em.

How's she doin', Pete?

Good.

Mary Beth, when are time trials?

Tomorrow.

- The day of the race? - I'm afraid so.

We do things different out here. This is Tri-County Raceway.

That's right. I remember from last year.

- Bo? - Yeah.

The engineer who modified this car would like to ride with you.

Well, uh, sure. No problem. Come on, Herky. Let's go.

Mary Beth, I'll get you a helmet.

Wait a minute. Are you telling me that you modified this car?

How come you didn't say somethin' about it before?

Some men think if a woman can do things like that

she's not much of a woman.

Not this one. Hop in there. Fix her a seat, would you?

It's already done.

Well, alright. I'd open the door for you, but, uh..

I'll get it.

So she did it herself.

Mr. Carver sure seems to enjoy

being generous with his daughter.

Yeah, well, that's his way of holding onto her, you know?

As much time as he spends around her

he must not get to the office very much.

Oh, honey, his office is in his den.

- Is that right? - Yeah.

You know, Boss, these uniforms ain't half bad for $10.

Trouble was I had to give them an IOU for 500 as a deposit.

- Oh, yeah. - Alright, listen.

- Keep your head down. - Keep your head down.

Pretend like you're working.

What do you mean, "pretend?"

You know, like you usually do at the office.

Oh, good grief.

Oh!

- What... please! - Oh, excuse me.

Didn't I tell you to follow me?

- Yes. - Well, do it. Come on.

Come on now, Mary Beth. Don't touch anything.

But I've gotta read the tachometer.

- Mary Beth, you.. - Hey!

What's going on?

Mary Beth, what the heck do you think you were doing?

That was a stupid thing you did there.

- I was trying to read the tach. - You could've got us killed.

If you wanna know what the engine rpms are

why don't you just ask me? I am the driver. Remember?

Well, I am the owner. Remember?

It's your car..

You drive it.

'That is it.'

'If you think Mr. Carver is trouble'

this girl is a big problem.

Hold on a second. She's just a spoiled brat.

We got a job to do and we're doing it. We ain't backin' out.

You just keep your wits about you.

Just cool down.

Yeah, alright. Alright.

Hold it right there, lover boy.

Mm-hmm.

If you think this is bad, take a look at what's coming.