Original subtitles

Tonight on the "Dukes."

♪ Hello little Birmingham ♪

Luke's lost love is a lady in danger.

- It's either her or me. - Murder?

And all of Hazzard comes to the rescue.

Go get him.

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way the only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

- 'Yee!' - 'Yee-haw!

You know, Daisy, I do believe

our cousin looks a little bit nervous.

Yeah, you could say so.

- Hey, Luke? - Huh?

You a little nervous?

I guess so.

I can't says I blame you. It's been a long time, ain't it?

Seven years. I say that's a real long time.

Now, Luke is tighter than a preacher's hatband.

And the reason is over at the Boar's Nest.

And that's the reason, Miss Candy Dix.

You see, though Luke was in the Marines

he courted Candy.

Luke was a Lance Corporal

and she was just starting her singing career.

They haven't seen each other since.

Sometimes old Luke ain't too swift.

Yeah, you want her autograph too, don't you?

She's gonna be appearing here at the Boar's Nest.

'That's it. Oh, ain't that pretty.'

Now, that too slick looking fellow on the phone

is Candy's manager, Eddie Lee Memphis

from Nashville.

The other dude is his cousin, Hoby Willis.

Please, Mr. Starkey, I need more time.

Give me a few more days, please?

Eddie Lee, a man gambles. A man loses. A man pays.

One way or the other.

Now, if I don't get that 100,000 you owe by sundown

you're going to pay... the other way.

Hoby, that man's gonna kill me for sure.

What're you gonna do?

Only one thing I can.

Look through my things, see it there's anything left

to borrow on.

Everything, including this motor home

is already mortgaged as it is.

I know it, Hoby. I know it.

I gotta find something..

Or some way to get that money.

I'm gonna end up the late Eddie Lee Memphis.

'You know what, Flash?'

Daddy's gonna go sneaking into the Boar's Nest

and see that pretty Candy Dix. You know, the singer?

And I'm gonna get a personalized autograph from her.

Oh, then I'll get a personal autographed picture

of her bow-wow for you too.

'Oh, it's them Dukes. Alright, here we go.'

'Neither sleet nor rain nor..'

'What is that? People always say that.'

Oh, no! Here we go again.

'Great. Another one of Rosco's speed traps.'

Hey, Bo, we're late already. Come on.

'Luke, will you just calm down?'

'I ain't never not got you there before, have I?'

Uh-oh.

- Bro? - Ah-huh.

- Oh, no. - Well, uh, hang on.

Oh!

Hang on to your flea collar. Here we go!

'Oh, Flash. Oh!'

Hey, y'all, what do you call

Rosco P. Coltrane in a tree full of monkeys?

Branch manager.

There ain't diddly here, Hoby.

- Hey, Hoby. - Howdy?

Show's startin'. Comin'?

What are you doing?

None of your business.

Hey, how come you can't ever talk nice to me?

Honey, I got a problem now.

Don't ask for nice till I figure it out.

All I meant was...

Well, all you gotta worry about is singing 'em

pretty little songs that you wrote, you hear?

Now, leave me be. I gotta think.

Hey, Eddie Lee, look what I found.

Maybe you can borrow against that insurance policy.

This is the insurance policy I took out last year on Candy.

This will do it, Hoby. This will do it.

Do what?

It's worth $75,000.

I'm the beneficiary.

Oh, yeah, but that means you can only collect if Candy dies.

You said it, Hoby. I didn't.

But, Eddie Lee... murder?

♪ Holding your hand ♪

♪ And standing by to catch you when you fall ♪

♪ Seeing you through ♪

♪ In everything you do ♪

♪ Let me be there in your morning ♪

♪ Let me be there in your night ♪

'Hold it, guys.'

Um, I'm stopping 'cause I'd like to dedicate this song

to a real good friend of mine, Luke Duke.

Hey, knock it off!

♪ Let me be there in your morning ♪

♪ Let me be there in your night ♪

♪ Let me change whatever's wrong and make it right ♪

♪ Let me take you through that wonderland ♪

♪ That only two can share ♪

♪ All I ask you is let me be there ♪

♪ All I ask you is let me be there ♪♪

Let me tell you, uh, Eddie Lee

that gal sure is somethin'.

- Uh-huh. - Yeah.

She could been a-I mean, uh, she's gonna be a big star.

Oh, yeah. A big star. Yeah.

'Rosco, you caught them Duke boys yet?'

That's a big fat negatory, Boss.

Uh, the Dukes got away.

'They got away? You numbskull, you knucklehead, you peabrain.'

Come on, I want you both to meet Candy.

Yeah, well, two's company, four's a crowd, Luke.

She sure is good.

Yeah, as soon as she gets a look at me

Luke's gonna lose her all over again.

- Oh, yeah? - I doubt that.

How do I look?

Hm-mm.

- You look great. Get in there. - Yeah.

Who is it?

'Ghost from the past.'

You were great. You were great.

Oh, God. I was so hoping you would come.

- I'm sorry I haven't writ.. - I'm so sorry I didn't write.

You're crazy.

Candy you are doing just.. You're doing great.

Thanks, Luke.

So, what're you doing here in a place like the Boar's Nest?

Well, I wrote some new material and I needed a little club

that was kinda outta the way to try it.

Well, you found that, alright.

But I'll bet there's a hundred other clubs just like it.

You know I want to see you.

Listen, I'm gonna need to talk to you

and I need your help.

Whatever you need, you got it.

We got all day to spend together.

I'd like that.

Hoby. Eddie Lee, my manager. This is Luke Duke.

- Pleased to meet you both. - How you doing?

Alright.

We gonna spend the day together.

Uh, I'm afraid not, Candy.

We got some important business we gotta do today.

Nothing can be more important than my seeing Luke.

Now, Candy, come on.

I'm not asking you. I'm telling you.

Why don't you go back and finish dressing, alright?

I think the lady oughta be able

to choose what she does.

Do yourself a favor, Duke

and let me do the thinking, alright?

- Luke, will you wait outside? - You bet.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

You two mind hanging around a while?

No. Where's Candy?

- Something wrong? - Yeah, there sure is.

I ain't leaving till I find out what it is.

Hey, where do you think you're going?

I'm gonna talk to Luke.

No, I tell you what you gotta do.

You gotta come with me. Now.

Hey, hang on a second, friend.

You just turn her loose, alright?

Listen, I ain't your friend. And this ain't your business.

Ah!

- Luke? - I was hoping he'd do that.

Now, don't hurt him.

Hey, don't you think you better help him?

Nope.

Yeah, I see what you mean, Bo.

Come on, let's get outta here.

Hey, Luke. What was all that about?

- Excuse me. - I'll tell you later.

Okay.

- Oh. - Scoot in there.

Come on. We gotta get her back or I'm as good as dead.

'We didn't get a chance to introduce anybody.'

Bo, Daisy, this here is Candy.

'These are my cousins, Daisy and Bo.'

Hey, Candy. Nice to meet you.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

Boy, I tell you one thing. My cousin sure was right.

You just pretty as a rainbow and sing like a little bird.

Ah, thanks, Bo.

Just keep it up, Bo.

And you know what, Bo?

I don't think they need our company.

- So, why don't you just drive? - Okay.

Wait a minute, they might not need our company

but we gotta little company we can't do nothing about now.

- It's Eddie Lee and Hoby. - Good.

Got a chance to finish this once and for all.

Bo, look out!

I can think of smarter things to do

than chase Luke and try to take

his woman away from him. Like eating a grenade.

Now, hold it right there, boys.

Candy, get out of that car.

Stay put, Candy.

Do as Luke says.

Hoby, keep them covered.

I'm gonna teach this guy a lesson.

You know, I had a teacher like that once.

It never works.

Let's go. Look out.

- Hoby, we gotta get Candy back. - Yeah. How?

They could go anywhere in the county right now

and we don't know the territory.

What about that J.D. Hogg guy?

He knows everybody and everything in Hazzard.

Come on. Let's get him to help.

- Yep, here it is. - Gosh, sorry, Luke.

Not used to getting out of that window.

- You got her? - Yeah, she's a pro.

Hey, you got that down.

- Hey, Uncle Jesse. - Pretty handy at that.

Jesse, I got somebody I want you to meet.

- 'Oh?' - Yeah.

Luke took Candy back to the farm

and introduced her to Uncle Jesse.

Candy dedicated this beautiful song to Luke.

It was really somethin'.

It was Luke who gave me the courage to try for a career.

When we first met, I was just this scared little country girl.

He helped me believe in myself.

Well, Luke's apt to do that.

Uh, Luke, why don't you show Candy around the place

while Bo and Daisy and me go in

and fix something scrumptious for this pretty girl?

Sweet talking sure runs in this family.

Looks like she's got us figured out.

Yeah, I guess so.

Come on.

Oh, Luke, I thought a lot about you over the years.

Shoot, I thought a lot about usover the years.

Us?

Well, how come you never proposed?

Oh, I proposed about a hundred times

standing right in front of my mirror.

- But you never asked me. - I suppose I was scared.

I was in the service

I didn't know what I was gonna do when or if I got back.

Then there's your career.

I always knew you was gonna make it

if you got half a chance.

You sure didn't need a husband around to complicate things.

Hold me, Luke.

Come over here a minute.

There you go.

You're having problems with Eddie Lee, ain't you?

You know, it wasn't always like that.

When I first met him, he was real nice.

He got me..he got me play dates.

Concerts. He even got me a record deal.

Well, what happened?

I don't know. Must have been the crowd he was running with.

They're into all kinds of things.

Gambling..

You know, I bet that's when he started to st..

He started stealing from you?

It's not too hard to figure.

Why don't you do something about it?

I did. I saw a lawyer.

He said if I took Eddie Lee to court

I could break my contract with him.

And?

And Eddie Lee found out I saw the lawyer.

Luke, he said if I didn't sing for him

I wasn't gonna sing for nobody.

Is that right?

I don't know what to do.

I'm trying to put my kid brother through college.

I got a family that's counting on me. I...

Hey, hey, hey, come here.

Did I ever make you a promise I didn't keep?

Mm-mm, uh-uh.

Well, I promise you that before you leave Hazzard

you ain't gonna have to worry about Eddie Lee no more.

Luke, how are you gonna do that?

Just let me worry about it, alright?

Meantime, Rosco was signing Candy's name to her picture

for Boss, to raise a little petty cash.

Only listen, listen, listen.

There's gotta be someway

that a sharp, smart entrepreneur like me can buy his way in

and get himself a share of Candy Dix's contract.

- There might be. - Oh, oh.

Oh, well, well, well and well.

If it ain't the manager

of the best little old country and western singer

I ever did see.

Let's cut the bull and get to the point.

'Somebody named Luke Duke and a blond-haired dude'

'kidnapped Candy.'

The Dukes kidnapped Candy Dix?

- Alright, here's the sheriff. - Yeah.

Alright, we'll have him get right out there

and we'll do our best to find her.

Uh. Ah, for a price.

Well, you're looking for a bribe, Hogg?

Well, of course he is.

'Tut, tut, tut.'

Let's just call it business.

Only this time, uh, I'll pay you to get her back.

What my little fat buddy's trying to say is

that he wants a piece of her contract.

Uh, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Say, what would you say to 25,000 for 10%?

Eddie Lee, you can use 25,000, if you get my drift.

Indeed I do.

Hogg, you drive a hard bargain..

But you got yourself a deal.

I do? Alright, alright. It is a deal. Isn't it?

Winners keepers steepers heapers.

Get right out there and find them Dukes

and put them under surveillance.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Right.

Uh, why can't he pick 'em up?

- Oh, he will. - Yeah.

- I will. - He will, he will.

Uh, once the contract of ours is signed.

Back at the farm, Luke was finishing outlining a plan

aimed at changing Candy's life, for the better.

Luke, will you just run it by me one more time?

You bet. Me and Bo go into town.

We file a complaint against Eddie Lee

for assault with a deadly weapon.

The law picks him up, while he waits for his trial

you can stay here with us.

When he gets out of jail you'll be such a big country music star

he wouldn't know what to do.

Do you think Boss and Rosco are gonna help us?

Listen, J.D. is not against doing the right thing.

As long as it don't come close to his wallet.

Well, I guess it's settled.

There is one other problem.

By now, Eddie Lee knows where we live.

Well, that's right. That means she can't stay here.

Where else would she be safe?

Well, she could stay with me and Bo wherever we go

until we get him picked up.

What do you say, Candy?

Let's get the show on the road.

'Once Eddie Lee's in jail, me and Bo'll take the pickup'

and pick up whatever you need from the motor home.

All I really need is my music portfolio and my guitar.

You guys got me believin' everything's gonna be alright.

You got my word on it.

Better than that, you got ourword on it.

Bo, you best stay here with Candy

while I explain things to Boss.

Oh, cousin, I'm flattered you trust me.

Trust you? I trust her.

Heh heh heh.

Oh, this is a beautiful contract.

A beautiful contract.

Now, I'll just sign it right here, J.D. Hogg.

And then, you sign it right there

on the dotted line, partner.

I want you to have Rosco pick up a man, for assault

with a deadly weapon.

Assault with a deadly weapon, huh?

- Just who might this man be? - Him.

- Little while back he tried... - Oh, very interesting.

On account of my new partner here

'has just swore out a kidnapping charge against you.'

I'll get Rosco here to handle the legalities.

Hey, wait, that won't be necessary.

I don't know what you got going with them, but listen to me.

- That little country western... - Listen up, Duke. Listen up.

I'll drop all the charges against you.

I just want Candy back.

Oh, you hear that? Now, ain't that reasonable?

It don't sound that reasonable to me.

Hey, don't..

Get off of me.

After them. After them!

Hit it, Bo. We got trouble.

Doggone them.

Made me scuff my vehicle. I'd have caught them too.

I love the hot pursuit, but I took out that fence.

Now, old widow Baxter, she's gonna make me pay for that.

Where did he go?

Where did he go? Oh, Rosco, Rosco, did you see them?

- Yeah. - Did you see them?

I saw 'em. They run me off and I hit that fence over there.

Oh, you sure did take it out, didn't you?

Yeah, I got most of it.

Don't just stand there flappin' your lips. Go after 'em.

- Cuff and stuff 'em. - You know who's with them?

- 'Who?' - That lady, uh, Candy Dix.

Who? Oh, Candy Dix, Candy Dix!

Hey, she can ride back with us.

Alright. Yeah, she will. Listen ..

I'm gonna appoint you legally sworn-in deputies.

You hear me? You hear me?

- Alright, go on. - I'm going.

Go on. Get going.

There's nothing to worry about.

We'll head over to Chickasaw and contact the State Police.

Enos? Enos Strate. Listen, J.D. Hogg calling Enos Strate.

I'm all ears, Mr. Hogg.

And no brains.

Alright, Enos, believe it or not

the Duke boys just kidnapped Candy Dix.

'And they're probably headed for the state line.'

'Uh, thereby violating their probation.'

I've already contacted Sheriff Little.

You know him. And he's road blocking Route 11.

'And so what I want you to do is to cover Route 7.'

Route 7 and block their escape! Do you read?

Oh, yes, sir, Mr. Hogg. I read every chance I get.

I like boy-dog stories best.

The one about Patches at play

was my favorite in grammar school.

I can't believe this.

It's about this dog named Patches.

He's got one brown eye, one blue eye

and his master named Christopher, they was playing

with the squirrels and the cows on the farm one day..

First, both of y'all were almost killed by Eddie Lee

and now you're both wanted for kidnapping.

Why don't you let me go back, try to straighten out this mess?

You just don't worry.

We got a good chance of making it to the State Police.

All we gotta do is lose Rosco and his friends

and find some place to hide you, till it gets dark.

- Hey, Bo. - What?

Why don't you just let them fellers pass you?

Well, alright. Hang on there, Candy.

Oh, Flash, this is embarrassing.

Bo.

Do somethin'.

Pull up next to 'em. Knock 'em off the road.

- That'll kill 'em for sure. - That's right.

An accident while fleeing from the law.

Which happens to be us.

Hang on.

Old Luke is still thinking like a Marine.

Take to the high ground.

Yeah!

- Did you see that? - Don't try it, man.

What'll we do now?

We better get back and press the fat man.

I don't believe what just happened.

Yeah, that Eddie Lee sure is a hard worker, ain't he?

No, I mean jumping that thing.

Welcome to Hazzard County, Candy.

Now we gotta find a place to hide you.

Hey, how about up above Cooter's garage?

Well, they would never suspect that. Right under their noses.

'I'll CB Uncle Jesse and Daisy.'

'They'll meet us there.'

'Alright.'

Colonel J.D. Hogg, proudly presents..

No, no, no, that speech ain't right.

It's too modest and it ain't up to date.

I'm gonna try that speech again. Let me see now.

Oh, I got it.

Colonel Jeff Hogg.

The man who made a superstar

out of the sweet little girl and her guitar.

Proudly, and with great pleasure and humility... presents...

Colonel Jeff Hogg ain't gonna be presenting anybody

because we ain't got anybody to present.

What? What?

What are you boys talking about?

I got the Dukes surrounded.

You mean, I ain't got the Dukes surrounded?

What are you gonna do about it, partner?

They could be hiding Candy anywhere.

Now, listen. Don't-don't get so upset about it.

You don't have to scream at me.

Listen, my man Sheriff Coltrane

knows every Duke hideout in the county. You hear?

Listen, what you could do is

you could go back to your motor home

and then you could do something helpful.

Like, start booking our star on them big TV shows.

Listen, I'll have Candy back within an hour.

Yeah. You can bet your life on it.

Uh... what if those Duke boys call the State Police?

Alright, I'll take care of that too.

Just a minute.

Oh, Gussie, this is J.D. Hogg. The source of your sole support.

Yeah, listen here.

If any of them Duke boys or their friends

try to put any calls through..

You put them on hold and get back to me.

Will you do that, honey?

Yeah, that's the idea.

We'll be waiting for your call, Colonel Hogg.

Yeah.

This is J.D. Hogg calling Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

And I'm also calling Deputy Enos Strate.

'Them Duke boys are still out there.'

'So, don't let your guard down. You hear me?'

'You guard them roads I told you to guard.'

'And block their escape, whatever you do.'

Knowing everybody would look for Candy at the Duke farm

they decided to hide her right under old Boss' nose.

At Cooter's garage.

'Now that Candy's safe, we just gotta wait till night.'

I hope you're right about Candy being safe.

What do you mean, Luke?

If Eddie Lee wants her back so bad

why did he try to run us off the road?

- He coulda killed her. - It don't make sense.

No, what good is she to him, if she's dead?

I'll be a whole lot happier about this

whole thing, once we talk to State Police.

Why don't you call them up?

You gotta figure Boss has got to Gussie by now.

Bo, why don't we run to the motor home

and pick up those arrangements Candy needs.

And go to the Boar's Nest?

A bit too risky, don't you think?

Not if we hide in the back of Cooter's truck.

She shouldn't have any excuse to run back to Boss's new partner.

'Can we hitch a ride, Cooter?

- 'Yeah, just give me a minute.' - Hey, Candy.

I hope you're not thinking of doing anything foolish

like calling Eddie Lee.

Daisy, if I don't go back, Luke could get hurt real bad

Listen, I'll tell you

if you're going back to Eddie Lee

it's gonna hurt Luke a lot worse than anything

Eddie Lee could do.

Believe me.

'Hello, mobile operator, give me 555-2893.'

Hello, Mr. Starkey?

- This is... - I know who it is.

- You got it? - No, no.

But I will. I swear it.

See, my gal's got a life insurance policy

naming me the beneficiary.

But making that policy pay off, may take another day.

I'd like a 24-hour extension.

First off..

I don't care how you're gonna get that money.

Second, I got a partner. I'll talk to him.

Meanwhile, Boss was waiting anxiously

to hear some good news from Rosco and Enos.

There weren't none.

'I got 'em! I know where they are!'

- 'We can't outrun him.' - 'Maybe, we can outthink him.'

'Hey, Cooter, stop the truck.'

'Cooter, keep him up front.'

- Alright! - 'What's your problem, Rosco?'

Out of the way, Cooter.

I'm gonna give your vehicle a twice-over.

Somehow, I have a feeling

there's a couple of skunks under there.

I don't care, look anywhere you want to.

Just stay out of the cab of my truck.

- A man's cab is his castle. - Oh, your cab, huh?

Oh, see? Dummy, dummy, dummy. Shame, shame, shame.

That's where they are.

- 'Don't look in that cab.' - I'm looking.

'Don't look in that cab.'

- Oh, yeah. - 'Rosco!'

- You can't fool old Rosco. - No, no, no.

Let me see, now.

- Stay away from that seat. - 'Let's see.'

'Don't look under them floorboards.'

'Under them floor mats, either.'

'Don't get under that seat.'

'And you're gonna need a search warrant'

'to look in that glove compartment.'

'Ah! The glove compartment!'

'They can't hide in the glove compartment.'

Well, I know they have to be around here.

- Well? - Where have you hid them?

I mean, they have to be here. Then, that's ridiculous.

- I mean... - Look anywhere you want.

I just..

You have any other ideas where I could look?

I just... there's just... it's..

- I have an idea. - Why don't you look underneath?

'Well, wait a minute. It's probably... '

'Wait a minute. You're hung up on my car there.'

Wait a minute! Bring my vehicle back here!

Listen, you can fool some of the sheriffs some of the time

and most of the sheriffs most of the time.

But you can't fool this sheriff half..

You can't... is that..

That will be Starkey. Keep your fingers crossed.

Hello?

'Eddie Lee?'

Candy, where the devil are you?

I'll come back to you if you give me your word

that you won't hurt Luke or his kin.

Aw, Candy, of course not.

What happened between your old boyfriend and me

was just a misunderstanding.

- Now, where are you? - I'm in town.

Let me see.

I'll pick you up in front of the Emporium

in about 30 minutes.

And I promise

you and me will never have another cross word between us.

As long as you live.

Let's go, Hoby.

Gotta ease 'er back, Cooter.

- Come back. - Ease 'er back.

- Alrighty. - Got it?

Them Hazzard folks do have fun, don't they?

Alright, Cooter.

I reckon Flash will be alright for a while.

- Gave her a break from Rosco. - That's right.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey!

Just need a little ride here.

Just I'm wore to the nub...

Oh. Oh!

Okay, alright.

I'm serious this time. Alright.

Alright, I'm condemneering..

I'm condemaring..

I'm taking this vehicle.

'I'm serious now.'

- Any luck, Cooter? - No.

- Luke? - Not a thing.

Hold it down, boys.

Yeah?

Eddie Lee, my partner says we can't extend that deadline.

So, if that singer of yours, is still alive

come sundown, you're dead.

Wait a minute, what the heck is that all about?

What's he mean, "if she's still alive by sundown?"

It means that Eddie Lee was trying to kill 'er, alright.

It still don't make any sense.

This might make it make sense here. Lookie here.

This is a life insurance policy

on the life of one Candice L. Dix.

That's what it is, alright.

Right there. Eddie Lee Memphis is the beneficiary.

Candy?

Oh, no. Uncle Jesse, Candy's gone!

'Where did she go?'

I don't know. She left this note.

Let's see it.

"Dear Luke, I guess I still love you too much

"to see you and your fine family get hurt.

"By the time you get this

"me and Eddie Lee will be long gone

I'll never forget you. Love, Candy."

Come on, Daisy. We gotta find her.

He's gonna cash in on this life insurance policy

to pay off his friend on the phone.

You can bet he ain't through trying yet, neither.

You can bet the farm on that.

Wait a minute, this is a mobile phone.

We can go right past Gussie.

Operator?

Could you give me Hazzard 741, please?

They ain't answering. Let's hope we ain't too late.

Alright, freeze!

Alright, I got you now.

Now, ain't that the way?

Just about the time the jam starts to gel

a fly lands in it.

Where is that girl? Where's that Candy Dix?

She's in serious trouble.

Eddie Lee's trying to kill her.

Oh, tiddly-tuddly.

I've heard of the tooth fairy, but that doesn't mean it's true.

- Now, where is she? - Rosco, you got it.

- She's right in here. - I knew it, over there.

'Right in there.'

Cooter, explain it all to Rosco, okay?

Show him that insurance policy.

Alright, Cooter.

Now, are you gonna tell me about Candy Dix

and why she's innocent or what?

She's gotta be in town here somewhere.

I'm just getting so worried, Uncle Jesse.

Uncle Jesse, there she is.

Candy!

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

You can't catch 'em.

We gotta get on the CB and keep that car in our sights.

Get the General Lee.

Maybe, they just all went out for a walk or something, huh?

I ain't buying that either.

'Shepherd to Lost Sheep.'

The boys and Uncle Jesse exchanged all the bad news.

It was clear that somehow Bo and Luke had to stop Eddie Lee

before he stopped Candy's career permanently.

We can't see 'em now

but they were headed toward Peach Tree Lane.

Thanks for the information. We're gone.

Listen, if they stay on Peach Tree

maybe we can cut them off before they hit Route 11.

Where we going in such a big hurry?

For a ride, sweetheart.

What about her?

Eddie Lee, what's he talking about?

Oh, a little $75,000 deal I got cooking for us.

Boss, you've got to believe me. I'm serious. Dead serious now.

Eddie Lee is trying to kill Candy.

He's got an insurance policy out on her.

Holy Hannah! We gotta get the poor girl back.

- Oh, yeah. - Come on.

Listen, you know something, little fat buddy?

I'm proud of you, not thinking of money at a time like this.

You mean the $25,000 I'm gonna take back from that Eddie Lee?

- Yeah. - Never gave it a thought.

Rosco.

Keep practicing, Enos.

Dang it, Luke. This thing ain't gonna make it.

We ain't never gonna cut him off at Route 11 in this.

Hang on. You think Enos is still out on Route 7?

- Well, sure, you bet he is. - Let's give it a shot.

Enos, you got your ears on?

- Is that you, Luke? - 'Yeah, it sure is.'

I ain't got time to explain. It's a matter of life and death.

Get over to Peach Tree Lane and cut it off.

I'd sure like to oblige, Luke. But Mr. Hogg, if he found out..

Mr. Hogg hasfound out.

And you just do like Luke says. You hear?

I'm gone.

Much obliged, Boss. I'm gone too.

Now, if Eddie gets cut off there, that means

he'll have to go by the old junkyard, right?

Which gives us a fighting chance.

- 'Ha ha. It sure does.' - 'Come on, let's go.'

Did you hear that, Uncle Jesse?

Yeah, I heard. So you just head in the same direction.

You got it.

'Come on, come on, Rosco.'

I want to get there in time to collect the reward.

Right. What reward?

The one I'm offering to myself for capturing Eddie Lee.

Come on. Come on.

- How could they know? - They don't.

My partner put that cop there to stop the Dukes.

I say, we kill her now.

Kill me? Eddie Lee?

Hoby, you got a big mouth.

Now keep driving till I tell you when.

And you ain't going nowhere.

Yet.

Now force him in there.

- You alright? - Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.

You stay here.

Bo, look out.

Ugh!

'Go that way! That way, that way!'

Alright, stop. Stop, stop, stop!

Come on! After them. Come on.

Come on, come on.

You got 'em! You got 'em!

They got you. Alright.

- Are you alright? - Yeah.

'That'll teach you a lesson, won't it?'

'Alright, good work there. Alright, the Duke boys did it.'

Alright, now listen here. See this thing here?

That's a contract. You recognize that?

Now, give me back my 25,000 simoleons.

Tear it up but give me back the money.

- Sure, fat man. - Give it here. No!

My money! My money! No! No!

Candy was grateful for Boss pitchin' in

and helpin' when he learned the truth.

And she was really sorry about

all the money that went up in smoke.

She offered to sing at the Boar's Nest free of charge.

Boss didn't even have to put up a roadblock.

At personal expense to the management, which is yours truly

I am going to give you the great star

the one, the only, Candy Dix!

Since I wouldn't be singing at all, if not for Luke Duke.

I think it's only fittin' that he come up and join me.

- Yeah. - Come on, man.

Alright.

'One, two, three, four.'

♪ I don't wanna hear a love song ♪

♪ I got on this airplane ♪

♪ Just to fly ♪

♪ And I know there's life below me ♪

♪ But all that you can show me ♪

♪ Is the prairie and the sky ♪

♪ I don't wanna hear a sad story ♪

♪ Full of heart break and desire ♪

♪ The last time I felt like this ♪

♪ I was in the wilderness ♪

♪ And the canyon ♪

♪ Was on fire ♪

♪ And I stood on the mountain ♪

♪ In the night and watched it burn ♪

♪ I watched it burn ♪

♪ I watched it burn ♪

♪ I would rock my soul ♪

♪ In the bosom of Abraham ♪

♪ I would hold my life ♪

♪ In his saving grace ♪

♪ I would walk all the way ♪

♪ From Boulder to Birmingham ♪

♪ If I thought I could see ♪

♪ I could see your face ♪

♪ I would rock my soul ♪

♪ In the bosom of Abraham ♪

♪ I would hold my life ♪

♪ In his saving grace ♪

♪ I would walk all the way ♪

♪ From Boulder to Birmingham ♪

♪ If I thought I could see ♪

♪ I could see your face ♪

♪ If I thought I could see ♪

♪ I could see your face ♪

Now, friends, there ain't many places

where when things end on a happy note

the folks actually sing. But that's Hazzard County.