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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curve ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way the only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw'

Well, it was a sunny Saturday.

Bo and Luke was jawin' about the upcoming hot race

and a cool woman in town

which had nothin' to do with what they were about to face.

The Dukes was a fixin' to lose Daisy Duke.

Now don't that turn your bones to J-E-L-L-O.

It'll just be because whipping your butt

always breaks my heart a little bit.

Oh, come on.

And here comes law enforcement's answer to Dopey

and the Seven Dwarves, Rosco P. Coltrane.

'What do you say, we got us some company.'

I assume it's Rosco, that's Boss riding shotgun.

What the heck you suppose they want?

What you doing with that pen and pencil?

It's the only way I keep score on your annual evaluation.

- Oh, is that today? - Yeah, it's today.

- Ooh.. - Come on, go on will you?

Should we let him get us?

Oh, you wanna, you wanna drop the whole bet, huh?

I don't wanna drop the whole bet.

- Alright, you watch, you watch. - I'm watching.

Bye bye, Rosco.

What's that? Watch them cans!

For goodness' sake! That, that ain't gonna go good on here.

- Let me see that. - Oh, we're gonna sink the..

And watch that one! Watch that one!

Pull over. Goddamn, back up!

You should've saved some of that fancy driving for Chester Flats.

Fancy driving? I was just doin' my finger exercises.

Keep 'em on the wheel.

What kinda driving is that?

You're in serious trouble. I'm Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

And this is Commissioner J.D. Hogg.

Oh, well if this ain't my lucky day.

It is? Lucky day?

- My card. - Oh!

- Mr. Harry Booboo? - No, that's, Bozo.

- Bobo. - Bobo, Bobo.

Oh, Harry Bobo, Private Investigations.

Well, what are you doing here in Hazzard?

This here ad brought me here in last week's Hazzard Gazette.

Do either of you happen to know who that young lady might be?

Are you kidding? Of course, we know who that...

Ah! Da, da, da!

I'm conducting this investigation.

Well, I..

Maybe we know her, maybe we don't.

Why are you so interested in her?

Well, Mr. Carter Stewart is my client. My only client.

Wait a minute, the Carter Stewart?

The Carter Stewart.

Hey, wasn't he the one who lost his daughter and her husband

in that plane crash years ago?

That's right. But they never found his grand daughter.

Now she was five at the time.

Well, what's all this got to do with this here ad?

Well, when she was five

little Vivian was a spittin' image of her mama.

I got a picture of Vivian's mama right here.

Oh, here she is.

'When I saw the resemblance between the lady in the ad'

'and Vivian's mama... '

You figured that this here was little Vivian Stewart

all growed up.

- That's right. - Is that all?

- Except for one thing. - Uh?

Mr. Stewart has authorized a payment

of $200,000 to anyone responsible for her return.

Providin', of course, she is Vivian Stewart.

Oh, provided of course, she is Vivian Stewart

Listen, I'll tell you what, Mister, uh..

Bobo.

Bobo! Bobo, listen, you just come with us, huh?

Follow us to the Boar's Nest, you know.

- Get this.. Alright, come on. - Alright.

Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin' Boss is thinkin'?

Bo and Luke were making life's weighty decisions..

Hazzard style.

While Daisy was fixing to have more trouble

than she could say grace over.

- Well? - 2:45:06

Well, you wanna concede and save yourself some embarrassment?

Hold on a second, who's tryin' to convince who of what?

Let's just let the General Lee cool down.

I'll give it a try and you can hold the watch.

Alright.

- This is it! - Ah!

This is the place. The Boar's Nest.

Now listen here, when we get inside, you take a gander

at that gal who's hustlin' beer. Don't you say nothing.

There's another one for you.

I didn't forget you honey, there you go. Let's see.

Anybody else need a beer?

Well, well, well, and well, Daisy.

I see you're working yourself up into quite a sweat.

Remember what you said, Boss, you said if I double my quota

I get tomorrow off and I get to keep my tip money.

- I promised that? - You sure did.

Yeah, uh, never mind about that. Come on along, Mr-Mr. Bobo.

'Everybody okay here?'

Come on, step in to my private office here.

Incredible. That girl out there

she's a dead ringer for Vivian's mother.

- She sure is... - But, is she Vivian's daughter?

Well of course, she ain't.

Of course, didn't you hear me call her Daisy out there?

But she's gonna be Vivian Stewart.

- Yeah. - I don't get it, Hogg.

Maybe I can just find a way to make Daisy Duke

think, act and talk like that girl you're looking for.

I mean so good, that she would be Vivian Stewart.

And what makes you think I want any part of it?

Well that shiny threadbare miserable suit you're wearing.

Yeah, and this tie, looks like it's got the mange.

Listen, uh, if somebody were to handover to you

even half of them 200,000 clams Mr. Stewart is givin' away

why, you'd be able to buy yourself a mighty fine

brand new wardrobe, wouldn't you?

- Well... - You bet you could.

Just a minute here. Gussie, uh, yeah.

Uh, listen, get me Professor Crandall.

Uh, the Professor Crandall. You know the one.

- Oh, say hello from Rosco. - Too late.

Listen, you, Rosco, uh, you know there's only

two flies in this here arrangement.

- That's Bo and Luke Duke. - That's who I mean.

'If you wanna get your cut of this..'

I do.

Less overhead and carrying charges

you get out there and make sure that them two particular flies

keep away from me and Daisy until we pull this off.

Oh, I'm gone.

That's how we do business here in Hazzard, Mr. Bobo.

Oh, Professor Crandall, eh, J.D Hogg here.

'Hey listen, I got a nice job'

While Boss was cooking up troubles for Daisy

the Duke boys was racing to see who'd take Muriel

into the clogging festival.

The cauldron was a-boilin' in Carter Stewart's mansion,

they was gonna pour poor little old Daisy in the soup.

And I hate that.

Why doesn't Harry call?

Could be 'cause he came up empty... like always.

Before he left for Hazzard, he said he had one of the best

leads he's ever had.

If he doesn't find her this time I think it's about time

for an old man to give up his dream.

And call off the search.

Now, that dude on the right is bad news.

His wife is pretty bad news herself.

As soon as he calls off the hunt we become his sole heirs.

What if Harry does find the girl?

Then we make sure our beloved uncle never sees her, alive.

Nothing is gonna stand in the way of us inheriting everything.

- You're doing alright. - Yeah?

Well?

2:45:06 - You're kiddin'?

Ha ha ha A dead heat!

Too bad other folks can't settle their problems

the same way, huh.

'Now, let me get this straight.'

Professor Crandall here is a hypnotist?

And he's gonna hypnotize Daisy into believin'

she really is Vivian Stewart?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it right.

'Y-you tell him, professor.'

Oh, it's quite simple really.

When she's hypnotized, I'll program her

with the information you'll have given me.

'Including some of the characteristics her mother had.'

That's it, he'll program her

with all them little family traits.

You do know all about the family, don't you?

I mean, the idiosyncrasies, skeletons in the closet..

I do. I've got to know 'em all, real well.

Good! Then we can make sure that we'll make Daisy believe

she is Vivian Stewart.

Who's that?

Sheriff said you want to see me, Mr. Hogg.

'Enos, Enos, listen.'

We've been getting a lot of complaints

about all them potholes up there on Cherry Lane.

Now, I want you to get out there and don't you come back

until you counted every single one of them potholes.

Yes, sir. But that could take a couple days, sir.

Well, of course it could. So get out there and start counting.

Yes, sir. Have a nice day, sir.

'There they are!'

We all remember that Boss sent Rosco to handle the Dukes.

Rosco remembered, too. Which is unusual.

Surprise, surprise.

For crying out loud, what are you doing?

If you thinking about citing us, you can forget it

'cause we're standing on private property.

That's right. We got written permission right here

from Mr. Chester saying we can race all day. Take a look.

D-did anybody say anything about citing you boys?

I didn't say anything about that.

You boys just go round and around just as much as you want.

Flash and I will just relax here and watch you.

You can save yourself the trouble.

We were just gonna have us a beer.

- Oh, well, I'll buy you one. - Are you feeling alright?

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. I'll take you up on that.

We'll meet you at the Boar's Nest.

No you can't go to the Boar's Nest. I mean we can't go..

Why not?

Why?

Flash, tell the boys why they can't go to the Boar's Nest.

That's right, because, uh, if I go to the Boar's Nest

the Boss will see. I'll be drinking on duty.

We'll take a rain check on it then.

You get yourself some rest.

Appreciate the offer, Rosco.

Rosco CB'd Boss.

Telling him that the Dukes boys was heading his way.

Alright, Rosco. I hear you.

Why couldn't you keep 'em out longer?

Alright, no use crying over it now.

Over and out. Listen, we got to do this thing real fast now.

I'm gonna call Daisy and see.

I'm gonna tell her she's been working too hard

so she's gotta relax and we got a new way for her to do it.

That's when you do, what you do so well.

Rosco encourages us to keep racing. Then offers to buy beer.

When we mention the Boar's Nest

he acts like he's been snake bit.

I don't know, Bo.

I just know I don't like it.

Don't y'all worry none, folks. It'll hit 'em eventually.

While they were wondering what was going on

the goings-on were going on.

You're getting very sleepy.

You can't keep your eyes open.

'That's it.'

She's asleep.

Oh, she is, huh?

Alright, alright.

Now, then, tell her about tonight.

Daisy, can you hear me?

Yes, I can hear you.

We want you to return here tonight at eight o'clock.

You're to tell no one where you're going or why.

And if Bo and Luke come snoopin' around

you send them on their way.

'Now, when I snap my fingers..'

'...you'll wake up and you'll feel real good.'

And you won't remember anything.

What am I doin' here?

Oh, Daisy, we were just helping you relax in a nice new way.

On account you was working so hard.

An-and now that you feel better

you just better get back in there and finish up.

- Yeah, Boss. - Mm-hm.

Excuse me.

Mm-hm.

Amazing.

But tell me, are there any side effects?

She might be little short tempered for a day or two.

But nothing serious.

What's the matter, Daisy? You hardly touched your food.

All you doing is looking at the clock.

Eh, Daisy? Daisy.

Daisy, where are you going?

What did I say?

You three have some kind of a row or something?

No.

We saw her at the Boar's Nest this afternoon

and she was acting strange then.

- We better go after her. - Just a minute, Bo.

What?

Let her go. She's allowed to have her moods, too.

She'll be back.

With Daisy under hypnosis, Professor Crandall

programmed her from Bobo's notes about Vivian's past.

Everything that happened before Vivian disappeared.

Daisy was being convinced that she was Vivian Stewart.

- That does it. - It does, huh?

Don't forget we got to show her the way she's supposed to dress.

We want to make sure she dressed right, don't we?

Right.

Open your eyes.

Now, we need two phrases. Similar but yet different.

To tell the young lady, who you want her to be.

Now, one phrase would tell her to be

Vivian Stewart. The other, Daisy Duke.

And I got them, too. Listen, how's this?

Jefferson Davis Hogg and J.D. Hogg.

Excellent. Excellent.

Now, my dear, when you hear the words

Jefferson Davis Hogg you will become..

Vivian Stewart.

But when you hear J.D. Hogg, you will be Daisy Duke.

- 'Do you understand?' - Yes.

Go ahead, test her.

Oh, yeah. Alright, I will.

Eh, Jefferson Davis Hogg.

Hello, what's your name?

My name is Vivian Stewart, naturally.

Boy howdy, how many husbands

would like to try that on their wives?

Or vice-versa.

Hm, I see.

J.D. Hogg.

'Hello, what's your name?'

- Santa Claus. - Eh?

Boss, you know my name is Daisy Duke.

What the heck are you asking me these questions for?

Oh, it works, it works doesn't it?

Yeah.

Now, if there's anything else you want to tell her

tell her before I wake her up.

Oh, yeah yeah, there is something.

When you wake up, you will go home and go to sleep.

And then in the morning you will get up

and come back to work at 8 a.m. sharp.

Now, when I snap my fingers you will wake up

and you will remember nothing.

Except what we told you to remember.

- Boss? - Oh, hello, Daisy.

Say, I wanna tell you, you did a real good job

on the inventory tonight.

- I did? - Yeah, you sure did.

And I hope you've enjoyed yourself a relaxation, too.

And now it's time to go home.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight, my Daisy.

Goodnight.

Goodnight. Thank you. Goodnight.

It's gonna work! It's gonna work!

And now, mister, uh..

- Bobo. - Bobo!

It's time for you to make that $200,000 phone call.

Okay.

Yes, Harry. I've been waiting for your call.

Where?

Boar's Nest in Hazzard? Go on.

I found your granddaughter, sir. No doubt about it.

We'll leave first thing in the morning.

Splendid, Harry.

Harry's found my Vivian.

This calls for a drink.

I'll go get that brandy I've been saving all these years

for this very moment.

What do we do now?

You borrow a car that Harry hasn't seen.

And we go to Hazzard..

Find out whether or not Harry is tellin' the truth.

And if he is?

We'll see to it..

That little Vivian doesn't make it back here alive.

Uncle Jesse, if she ain't back here in five minutes

me and Bo are gonna go look for her.

Just a minute, you two. Just settle down and she'll..

There she is now. All safe and sound.

You two have been frettin' over nothin'.

Well, you were frettin', too.

We kept your dinner for you.

We can just throw it in the oven and..

Yeah, we were sure worried about you, Daisy.

Now ain't that somethin'?

Even hypnotized, you never know how they're gonna act.

Let her go.

Tomorrow we're all going to sit down there to breakfast

and nobody's getting up until we find out

why she's acting tickier than a hound dog at a flea circus.

I'm gonna make some coffee.

- Daisy! - Hey!

Where do you suppose she's goin'?

- I don't know. - I don't know.

Hey, D-Daisy!

Oh, shoot!

- Well, that tears it. - W-W-Well, just go get her.

Bring her back here.

Bring her back if we gotta hog-tie her.

If that's what's you gotta do, do it.

But I want her sitting at that table so I can talk to her.

Let's go, Bo. Come on.

Doggone! So sneaky.

I tell you, this is it.

There isn't anything better than this.

Oh, I love this.

Luke, she's gotten an awful big head start.

I heard that.

She must have taken Peach Tree Road.

Hit it.

Neither rain nor sleet nor snow

can keep the mail from it's task.

But Rosco wasn't the mail.

And the high winds could slow him up.

But there was no high winds that day.

Now Rosco's little trap weren't subtle.

But it worked.

- You alright? - Yeah, I'm fine.

Shoot. They're both flat over here.

Yeah, flat as pancakes on this side too.

Who could do a thing like that?

I don't know.

Ah, shoot.

'One guess.'

'Here they are.'

Just like we planned.

Good morning, Rosco.

Alright, you Dukes.

See, you done messed up again, haven't ya?

Did you gentlemen happened to know

that you cannot drive a vehicle with flat tires.

It's against the law.

Not only that. It's dang near impossible.

Rosco, for crying out loud, it ain't our fault. You did it.

- M-Me? - What's going on, Rosco?

What funny business you up to?

Oh, see shame, shame passing the blame.

I'm glad Flash ain't here to hear these sinful accusations.

I gotta search your vehicle.

Hold on a second. What are you gonna search for?

Hm? Oh, w-what for?

I'll know that when I find it, won't I?

Just step back here.

Okay, let's see what we have.

Here, my look at that.

- What are you doing? - Rosco.

Oh, there that's a mess, ain't it?

He's obviously operating under Boss' orders.

Oh, well.

'I'm going to let you off'

'with just a warning this time.'

But if I were you, I'd clean up this mess.

Do you reckon the funny way he's acting

has got something to do with Daisy's been acting?

I don't know. Let's get this CB back together as fast as we can.

So we can find out.

We've programmed the way she is.

I'll bet she'll come right here at sharp 8 o'..

Yeah! There she is now.

Friends, they're up to no-o-o good.

Hey, you right on time. 8 a.m. sharp.

Good Lord!

She looks exactly like her ma.

'No doubt about it.'

'Oh, that's Vivian.'

It sure is a shame..

Her dyin' so young.

Come on. I got a lot of work for you to do in this room.

Eh, first of all, I want you to, um..

Wait a minute. Eh, something wrong?

No, uh..

Oh, yes, Boss.

I can't recollect how I got here.

- Oh. - Or what I'm doing here?

I just...

Well I'm glad you told.. Jefferson Davis Hogg.

Vivian?

Yes.

Oh, Vivian, uh, look here.

I got you all them clothes that you ordered.

My-o-my, this sure is pretty.

This ought to about do it. Here we go.

The last time Luke tried that..

It fixed the stereo.

- Hold your breath. - Give that a try.

Lost Sheep to Shepherd. Lost Sheep to Shepherd. Come back.

'This is Shepherd, Lost Sheep.'

Hey, hey, you done good.

Listen, we got us a problem.

The boys got the CB working to call Uncle Jesse and tell him

about their predicament and their suspicions.

Well, alright. I'm going out looking for Daisy myself.

Now if you're right about J.D. being in the middle of this all

start at the Boar's Nest.

'In the meantime I'm going to get a hold'

' of Cooter and send him over there with some tires.'

Appreciate it. That's a big 10-4.

Oh my, oh my.

Vivian, you sure look plum elegant.

Just like your momma always done.

- Hey, Boss. - Hm?

Listen, I-I..

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to butt in with you and Daisy here.

Oh, wait a minute. This ain't Daisy, you dodo!

- No? - No, this is Vivian Stewart.

Vi.. Oh, Vivian Stewart.

Hello.

'Now, what kind of news you bringing me?'

Oh oh, good news. Good news.

See, I took care of those Dukes.

The who?

The Dukes. You know, Bo and Luke Duke, your cousins.

Oh, no, excuse me, officer.

My only cousin is Alan Fairchild.

'Of the Savannah Fairchilds.'

Oh, the Savannah..

Don't you get it? Oh, Rosco.

I should've paid the professor to convince you you're Flash.

So if Boss and Rosco are trying to keep us and Daisy apart

for some reason.

You don't know what's going on, do you?

No, I ain't heard nothing, y'all.

Is there anything I can do?

We appreciate the offer, Cooter.

But I guess Uncle Jesse's got it under control.

That is, if he can find Daisy in time.

- In time for what? - We don't know what.

But, we ain't gonna find out standing around here.

Let's get going.

Sure thanks a lot, Cooter. We appreciate it.

We'll catch you on them tires next week.

'Yeah, that's what you said last time.'

Come on, let's go, now.

- Come on. I'll lock up. - Okay.

- Hey, Daisy. - Jesse.

How come you're dressed like that?

I beg your pardon, sir.

I really don't know what you're talking about.

- My name is Vivian Stewart. - Vivian..

J.D. Hogg, what are you trying to pull now?

- Uncle Jesse. - Yeah.

'What are you doing here?'

Well, I just brought the truck and I..

- How come you're.. - Where did I get these clothes?

Uncle Jesse, I don't know what's going on with me.

Jesse, you know my full name is Jefferson Davis Hogg, don't you?

Excuse me, sir.

I don't know what came over me, I..

Well, well, well, help her to the car, why don't you?

Listen, Jesse, we're on our way to Capitol City

to do a TV commercial for the Boar's Nest.

- Ain't that somethin'? - Well, how can...

Well, uh, Daisy's gonna help out.

That's why she's dressed so fancy.

But she don't even know me.

She acts like she's just plumb loco.

Yeah, she's rehearsing, don't you know?

Because the theme of the commercial is:

"You won't recall a thing when you drink

a Boar's Nest Sling."

- Get it? Ain't that good? - No, I don't get it.

'What are you doing? Daisy.'

- Where are they going? - Follow 'em.

Pass that old man.

Dang. Dang it.

Cut 'em off when they start rounding that bend up ahead.

Watch it!

Daisy and Vivian are both in trouble.

And that's double jeopardy.

Well, do we try again?

We do... but not now.

'Come on, let's get outta here.'

Luke's CB repair was held together

by spit and baling wire.

And communications with Jesse was a-teetering

precariously on the precipice.

That's about as good as it's gonna get.

Shepherd, this is Lost Sheep, come back.

This is Shepherd, Lost Sheep. I hear you good.

Did you see Daisy? Is she alright?

Yeah, I think I saw her. I-I'm not sure I tell you.

I ran into little trouble here on Blue Bonnet Road

'and I need your help. I'll tell you about it when you get here.'

'We're on our way.'

Oh, did you hear that, Flash?

Luke just thinks he's on his way, ah? Good!

Come on, darling. We're gonna cut him off at the pass.

Well, Rosco took every shortcut he could think of to catch up

with the boys... and he did.

Rosco was really cooking. He was right twice in one day.

Alright... this is your sheriff speaking.

Pull over and that's an order.

He's bird-doggin' us again.

Well, not for long. Hold on.

- Well, they look alright. - Yeah.

Nothin's hurt but their pride.

I'll get even. I tell you. Oh, darling! Are you alright?

What happened to the pick up?

I ain't got time to mess with it. Let's get going.

Yes, sir.

- Here, gimme a hand. - Up in there. Here you go.

This is the last straw. It's..

That's funny. You get it? This is the last straw.

Jesse told the boys all about runnin' into Boss and Daisy

and the stranger. And how peculiar Daisy had acted.

And all about the car that forced him off the road.

All I know is... uh-uh this crazy driver come along

with this lady wearing funny sunglasses

and run me off the road.

Shoot! It makes no sense at all to me.

We do know that Rosco has been trying to keep us away

from Daisy which means that Boss has got

some kind of scam going on.

That puts Daisy right smack dab in the middle, don't it

But there's no way Daisy'd help J.D. out with one of his scams.

Well, that means that either she ain't aware of it

or maybe she's doing it against her will.

Let's head to Boss' office and see what we can find.

Alright.

I was just thinking about your grand daddy.

What was that you used to call him?

- I used to call him grandpoppy. - Grandpoppy! That's it.

Alright, in there.

The last straw. I still think that's funny.

Don't you think that's a little bit funny?

Oh, you don't think it's funny.

Alright, pull up.

- Little more. - You got it?

- Yeah, I think so. - Alright.

- Here we go. - Watch your head.

Oh!

- You alright? - 'Yeah, I'm alright.'

Hang on a second. There you go. Watch your head.

We shouldn't be in here.

- Well, we're in here now. - Yeah.

What is it we're looking for?

Oh, anything that'll tell us about

what's happening with Daisy.

Yeah, I'll check the desk.

He's gonna come back here any minute.

Well, we'll know if they are here.

Hey... here's a picture of Daisy I ain't never seen before.

What?

Uh, me neither. Uncle Jesse?

Well, oh, she never had no clothes like that.

I wonder what it's doing in Boss' office.

I don't know.

Hey, ya'll..

Look at here. The last entry in Boss' ledger... says

he paid $5000 to a Professor Crandall.

- You're kidding me. - No.

You remember Professor Crandall. He's the one..

Wait a minute. He's that fellow that had you

believing that General Lee was some sorta piece of trash.

- He's hypnotist, ain't he? - That's right.

'You don't suppose J.D. had Daisy hypnotized.'

Well, that does explain why she'd know me one minute

and then wouldn't know me the next.

I wonder what he's got up his sleeve.

I don't know. Wait a minute.

Maybe it's got something to do with a $2

long distance phone call to... Mr. Carter Stuart.

- Don't mean nothin' to me. - Huh, me neither.

I-I've been reading something about a Carter Stuart.

Uh, in the Hazzard Gazette.

- Newspaper? - Yeah.

- Let's go. - The story is in there..

Let's head over to the files. Come on.

Come in.

'Um, Mr. Stuart, sir. I'd like you to meet... '

Vivian!

Do you remember me at all?

Oh, yes, I do remember you.

Harry, I can't thank you enough.

Ahem. Ahem.

Well, the thanks rightfully belong

to this gentlemen here, sir.

There just aren't words to express my gratitude, sir.

Oh, why, just seeing the two of you together now

oughta be thanks enough for me, Mr. Stuart.

'Oh, didn't Harry tell you that I had planned'

'to reward you amply for your help?'

Reward? Uh, did you say reward? Uh, for doing the right thing?

I don't know if my conscience would allow me to take it.

Well, we'll discuss all that over lunch

at which time, Vivian can meet her cousin

Alan Fairchild and his wife Bonnie.

"When Mr. Carter Stewart was interviewed at his estate

"he said he would continue to look for

"his long lost granddaughter, Vivian

"no matter how long it takes.

"A reward will be paid to anyone having any information

as to her whereabouts."

That sure looks like the same picture we saw

in Boss' office, don't it?

Yeah, only this ain't Daisy. This is Vivian's mother.

Daisy called herself Vivian in front of the Boar's Nest.

'Then it all makes sense.'

Seeing that Daisy is a dead ringer for Vivian's mother

Boss had Professor Crandall come in and hypnotize Daisy

into believing that she's Vivian.

That way, he could get that whole reward to himself.

- That's right. - Ain't that like J.D. Hogg?

Uncle Jesse, now, when that car ran you off the road

where'd it go?

Uh, come to think of it, they went after the car

that Daisy was in.

Then maybe there is somebody who don't want Vivian to show up.

I think we owe ourselves a visit to Carter Stewart.

I do, too. Listen, we're gonna go do that.

Why don't you stay at the farm and-and listen to the C.B.?

Maybe Daisy'll call or we might need something, okay?

I'll be over here.

Tell me, child. You do remember some things

when you were a little girl?

Yes. I seem to recall some things.

Do you remember the name of your favorite doll?

Her name was... Annie.

Annie... Annie Marie.

'And it was you who gave it to me. Grandpoppy!'

Grandpoppy! My golly!

If you remember that name, there is no need for anymore questions

Welcome home, Vivian.

Now then, sir. I insist upon showing you

my gratitude, Mr..

Uh, Hogg, sir. J.D. Hogg.

What the heck am I doing here? Boss!

Uh, that's Jefferson Davis Hogg.

'Vivian, what were you about to say?'

Oh, listen. I don't think she was gonna say nothing, sir.

She's so excited on meeting her kin.

Uh, th-there just ain't nothing more for her to say.

Ain't that right, Vivian?

I think you must be right, Mr. Hogg.

'Well, of course it is.'

But, Mr. Stewart, what were you just about to say?

Oh, yes, well, uh, Bonnie.

Uh, why don't you and Alan show your cousin around a bit?

While I conduct a little business

with Mr. J.D. Hogg here.

- Yeah. - Boss!

Ah, Jefferson Davis Hogg, that is.

I assume... you want the $200,000 check made out

to Jefferson Davis Hogg.

No, J.D. Hogg will do. That takes less time to write.

Alan honey, why don't you take your cousin Vivian

for a nice ride. Maybe up Red Ridge Hill.

Well, that'd be real nice. Vivian.

- Thank you. - My pleasure.

Now, you just do what I told you to do.

And after poor Vivian's funeral, we're gonna become

that old man's sole heirs.

Eh, what is this?

'Oh, no!'

- It's them. - What's happening?

Well-well, I don't know. Follow me around every place.

Luke, ain't that them glasses Uncle Jesse was talking about?

- Could be. - What're you boys doing here?

Listen, we came to find Daisy. Now, where is she?

Look, you're on private property. So, just...

Boss, there's no time for your shenanigans. Where's Daisy?

Did somebody try runnin' you off the road on your way here?

Yes, but we thought it was an accident.

Yeah, well, w-what're you asking for?

Well, because that lady was in the car.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, besides, why would I do anything like that?

I can answer that.

If anything happened to Vivian

they'd stand to inherit a fortune.

Sorry, Hogg, but I didn't think I'd get in anything like this.

Alright, lady. Where's our cousin, Daisy?

Your Cousin Daisy? You mean, she's not Vivian?

- Well.. - That's right, she's not.

She's our cousin, Daisy. Now, where is she?

Tell us or you'll spend your life in jail.

M-my husband, he just took her up Red Ridge Hill.

It's just first turn off you come to, hurry.

- You're going nowhere. - Oh, yes she is.

She's going with us because maybe there's something I can do

to make amends for what I've done. Come on, come on.

- You get back in here. - Get in there, honey.

Is something wrong?

Hm, seems like it. I better check.

Alan's cuttin' the brake line, folks.

Which means, if that car starts off down that steep hill

it ain't gonna stop till it hits Birmingham.

Vivian, would you mind sliding over and driving the car

a ways down the hill? I just wanna check.

- See if we're losing any oil. - Of course.

Goodbye, Vivian Stewart.

Oh, my goodness.

Uh-oh! Next stop, Birmingham.

I bet you, that's Alan.

Yeah, that means Daisy is on the other side of that hill.

Let's hope so anyway.

Bo, she ain't got no brakes.

You're gonna have to cut in front of her.

Shoot! There's only one way we can get around her now.

Hang on.

Friends and neighbors, I feel a big one coming up. Watch this.

Well, we still got a fine chance.

You're gonna have to get her to stop before that corner there.

Okay, got it. Here she comes.

- Daisy, you alright? - You alright?

Yes. Yes, I'm fine.

But my name is Vivian Stewart.

Oh, yeah. That-that's our mistake.

Well, listen, uh, Vivian, can we give you a ride into town?

No, I don't think so. I'd better wait for my cousin, Alan.

Thank you. Thank you for what you did.

Well, we-we're okay, uh..

- Listen, we'll take you to him. - Yeah.

Well, I always have depended on the kindness of strangers.

Well, come on then.

- That's far enough. - What is this all about?

Cousin Alan, what are you doing?

These young men just saved my life.

- I don't understand this. - Temporarily saved your life.

I'm sorry, it's all over, Cousin Alan.

That is unless you pull that trigger.

Then it'll just be startin' for you.

Oh!

Stop here. Alright. Alright, come on.

Daisy! Daisy! Are you alright? I sure hope you're alright.

Listen, will you forgive me because listen, I know I spend

all my time trying to make a buck.

'I never but never intended to put you in no danger.'

Please believe me, Daisy. Believe me.

I don't understand why you call me Daisy.

My name is Vivian Stewart. I...

Listen, we're gonna take care of that right now, right, Boss?

You're gonna take care of it, right?

I sure am. Uh, Vivian... J.D. Hogg.

- Daisy? - Hey, Bo!

- Hey, Boss. - Hello, Daisy.

- Thank you, Boss. - Yeah.

Well, uh..

Wait, what am I doing here?

Thanks a lot Boss. It's a long story. It is a long story.

We'll take you on and I'm gonna tell you all about that.

Ah!

Alan and Bonnie got to inherit

a prison number, instead of money.

Boss got Crandall to de-hypnotize Daisy.

And after Carter Stewart learned the truth

and who was responsible for what..

He looked on the brighter side.

Especially when Daisy promised

to visit him regularly in the future.

- Oh, I promise. - Ah!

Boss and old Bobo felt so bad about what nearly

happened to Daisy, Boss gave Daisy the week off

while him and Bobo did all of her chores.

Daisy did get something special.

Bo, Luke and Uncle Jesse

insisted on doing all the cooking

and the dishes for one day.

They all got indigestion.

And things went back to normal in Hazzard.