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- What can I do for you? - You're my father.

Cooter finds his daughter and a whole heap of trouble.

Lift them legs, and drop them pounds.

I was hoping I had a father I could look up to.

- Stop, please! - You're under arrest.

Bo and Luke are criminals and so is my father.

- Eh-g-g-g-g.. - Oo-oo-oo..

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straight'nin' the curves ♪

♪ Flat'nin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw!'

Now, wheels ain't the only thing fascinating to a Duke.

Old Luke had glider training in the Marines.

So, he and Bo, decided to switch vehicles

with their buddy Darcy.

Now, everybody knows that they can make the General fly.

Looks to me, like they can make anything fly.

Ain't this something?

Will you look at that?

Them cars down there look like a bunch

'of little wind-up toys, don't they?'

What was that?

'Pickup truck ran that car off the road.'

- Well, let's head back. - Alright.

Take her on back down there to the airstrip, Lucas.

Now, ain't that like a Duke?

They'll even stop in midair to help somebody in trouble.

- Let's fly. - We just finished flying.

- Howdy, ma'am. You alright? - Yes, thank you.

Uh, I can't budge my car and well, I have to get to Hazzard.

Shoot, we'll have you outta here in a jiffy.

I'm Bo Duke, and this fellow is my cousin Luke.

I'm Nancylou Nelson.

Well, your name's just as pretty as your hair, and you.

Listen, we noticed your plates were Alabama.

- What brings you to Hazzard? - I'm looking for someone.

Tell us who, maybe we can help you.

Do you know Cooter Davenport?

- Sure, he's our buddy. - Do you know where to find him?

I've gotta see him. It's real important.

Right now, it's break time. He'd be over at the Boars Nest.

We'll help push you outta here, and then you can follow us over.

- I'd appreciate it. - Alright, go on.

I wonder how she knows Cooter.

What do you suppose, old Cooter's been up to?

Hey, hurry up with that beer. Bob, our guests are thirsty.

Hi, honey. Could you point us to one J.D. Hogg?

I'm sorry, he ain't here. He's at his office in town.

- Thanks. Come on, Buck. - Here, Uncle Jesse.

Oh, hey, fella, that's for my Uncle Jesse. I'll get you one.

Hey, you're a bit slack on your manners, ain't you, friend?

She said, that's Uncle Jesse's beer.

Oh, that's alright, Coot, don't..

- Let's have it. - You want it? You got it!

'Hey, knock it off, Buck.'

Fellas, stop fighting!

Whoo!

- Here you are. - He should be inside.

Luke, hear something?

- Knock it off. - Cooter, get off.

Get off him! Let's go!

Hang on here a minute.

Come on, now, get off. Get off. Knock it off.

Hold on. Hold it, now.

What's the matter? What is the matter now?

Would you stop it? What is wrong?

- He was messing with Daisy. - Take it easy.

Messing with Daisy? That's my cousin...

- Bo! - What?

- What're you doin'? - Hey!

Quit it, now!

- Get him out of here. - Sunday punch.

- You alright, Cooter? - Yeah, I reckon, may be.

- You're Cooter Davenport? - Yes, ma'am, the one and only.

Yeah, this little lady was looking for you.

We brought her on in.

- What can I do for you? - You're my father.

Well, I sure didn't figure on that, did you?

- Nancylou? - That's right.

Why?

I mean, when did you..

I turned 18 last week and... mama told me

'bout you two gettin' married.

And... how her parents broke it up..

'cause you were so wild and always fighting

and gettin' in trouble and stuff.

Well, you know, we-we were kids back then, in high school.

Mama was right.

I never should've come. She said you probably hadn't changed.

Now, listen, Nancylou.

You're making a mistake here, hon.

- Cooter didn't start the fight. - I didn't wanna believe it.

'Look, I came here because I had this dream.'

I was hoping I had a father I could... look up to.

Maybe, even love.

Nancylou. Nancylou.

- He may need some help. - Hey, Cooter.

Nancylou.

Listen here, Nancylou, if..

- That was your daughter? - Yeah.

- We didn't know about her. - Oh, yeah.

You know, back when I wasn't no more than a kid

me and old Beverly Hibbs ran off and got married one weekend.

Uh, but her folks had that annulled, I thought.

Yes, sir, they did. I was kinda bitter about that for a while.

Fact is, I was kind of rambunctious.

Well, anyhow, her folks took her off to Alabama

and, uh... later on, I found out she'd had a little baby girl.

Our daughter.

How come you didn't tell us about her?

Ah, I never told nobody. See, Beverly got remarried.

I figured, best she didn't know about me.

Wouldn't be no pressure on her that way.

It wouldn't tear her apart.

She's growed up into a fine, young lady.

'First time the girl sees her daddy... '

I'm in the middle of a bar-room brawl.

But that wasn't your fault, Cooter.

- She don't know that. - Tell you what, Cooter.

'Why don't you head back'

and get cleaned up and just settle yourself down a bit.

Me and Bo will see if we can talk to her a little bit.

Yeah, I'd really appreciate that, Lucas, but... I don't think

that gal wants to see me again.

We ever let you down before? We'll bring her back, talkin'.

Get in the back, Bo. I'm coming with you.

Cooter... you're a great guy.

And I'll tell you, when she gets to know you

she's gonna be so proud.

Well, folks, it sure was..

Meanwhile, back in town, old Boss Hogg

was milking the latest fad in another scam

to make some filthy lucre.

Remember, if your flesh is hanging in mounds

lift your legs, and drop them pounds.

Here we go, everybody. Ready?

Exercise. It's one and a two and a one and a two

and a one and a two and a one and a two.

Oh, come on. Lift them legs, Mrs. Crabtree.

'Come on, don't be shy. Step, step, step.'

If your flesh is hanging in mounds, lift them legs

and drop them pounds.

'And a one and a two and a one and a two.'

And halt, one, two.

Alright, folks, while we're catching our breath here

I wanna remind you all

that special Hazzard County Health Week assessment

is now due and payable, so pay up.

'Furthermore, and in addition to it'

I want to bring to your attention my special line

of Hogg Health Products for what ails you.

Now, my assistants are going to pass amongst you

selling these health products at special cutthroat prices.

- 'Cutthroat... ' - I-I-I mean, cut-rate prices.

- Are you J.D. Hogg? - 'Am I J.D. Hogg?'

Of course, I am.

Listen here, can I interest you gentlemen in my special

100% polyester, shrink-proof Hazzard Health Week shirt?

No, but maybe, you can sell us that fenced-in land

you've got up for sale in Spruce Hills.

Spruce Hills! I'm unable to get rid of that property for years.

Oh, I mean, I ain't taken a bid on that property for years.

On account, I've been waiting for just the right

kind of discriminatin' customer to come along.

What were you planning on using that for?

- A sheep ranch. - It'll make a lovely ranch.

We were out looking at it. It suits us fine.

Then, you noticed it had all them fences around it already.

Listen, come in to my office, boys.

We'll talk it over, see what we can do. Alright, then.

- Hey, Rosco, Rosco. - What?

'Start 'em exercising again.'

You know, if you find you're overfed

clap your hands over your head.

Oh, that's my favorite one.

- Alright, everybody, shape up. - Get 'em going.

Boys, come, right along.

Alright, now, we'll begin with a little

knee exercises here. Just to limber up, you know.

Alright, ready? Knees.

Now, y'all know the General didn't have any trouble

catching up with Cooter's daughter.

The Dukes were selling hard to convince her to come back.

It ain't fair leaving without knowing his side of the story.

It ain't fair to you, either. You came this far.

Things ain't the way it seemed back there.

Anybody can get into a fight. We did.

And that ruckus back there, that wasn't your papa's fault.

Well, Cooter's changed since he's growed up.

He's become a hard-workin', peace-lovin' man

and you'd learn that, too, if you just got to know him.

What do you say? Come into town with us?

I bet you'll be glad you did.

You folks, sure must like my father.

We love him.

- Okay, I'll come. - Alright, come on.

Hop in there and follow us.

I'll ride with you, if I may.

Getting a little old to get into that thing.

I want you boys to notice this. Look at these hinges.

One and two and stop.

Y'all did good. I'm proud of you. You get to pass.

Mrs. Crabtree, you can stop now, ma'am.

Mrs. Crabtree? Stop now.

- Well, get her to... stop her. - Mrs. Crabtree, wait up, now.

She's gonna get a vapor lock.

Bring her on out of here, would you?

Ma'am, you can stop now.

Mrs. Crabtree, stop now, ma'am.

This is Bo Duke to Crazy Cooter, come back.

Crazy Cooter coming back at you, come on.

Luke and me is headed back towards town and we got

a little lady following us close behind named Nancylou.

'And she's coming to see you, good buddy.'

Hey, ya'll, I ain't quite ready yet now, you know.

I don't even know what to say.

Cooter, just be yourself. Everything will be just fine.

Tell you what, she's right cute, ain't she?

Yeah, that's a big 10-4.

Don't know how she got it. Sure as heck ain't from you.

Listen, you get yourself ready. We'll be there in 15 minutes.

'We're gone.'

She does kind of favor me.

Particularly, around the eyes.

Old Boss was havin' a good day.

Doing his most favorite thing, besides eating.

Selling something for cash.

Now, if everything works out fine

one of these days, we might be buying some additional property.

Oh, you might, eh? Additional property?

Well, there's plenty of that.

Believe you me.

And now, gentlemen, as you go out that door

I want you to know what a pleasure it gives me

to welcome you as two new cash-paying taxpayers

to Hazzard County.

And have yourselves a good time... raising sheep.

J.D. Hogg, what a week.

You're getting healthy, you're getting wealthy

and you always was wise.

A one, two, a one..

That tub of lard sure bought our story about that sheep ranch.

If he finds out what we really bought it for

he's gonna have a fit.

Well, now, let's call our clients.

We got us a place to dump their toxic waste.

While you call, I'll gas up.

Dumping toxic waste in Hazzard?

Well, friends, that's like polluting paradise.

- The place ain't open. - The pumps might be.

Buck. Hey, Buck, listen to me. You caused enough trouble today.

Low profile, remember?

- Look, we need gas, don't we? - Ah!

It's Morgan, but I'll take care of it.

Hey, hang on there, buddy.

I reckon, y'all saw my sign. We're closed up here.

You again?

You're gettin' to be a pest, fella.

This here's a gas station. So, we're taking us some gas.

Look, friend, I-I don't want no more trouble.

- So just hang that up, will ya? - O-oh, look at you.

All gussied up now, ain't you?

Cooter.

- Come on, now. - Stop, please!

Talk about bad timing.

If it was raining soup

ol' Cooter's bowl would be upside down.

Cooter, that was them two fellas at the Boars Nest, wasn't it?

That's the same pickup that ran Nancylou off the road.

What you got going on with these fellas?

They were rimming off gasoline, we got to scuffling around.

Look, why don't you and me go over to the farm

and we'll fix everybody a big, old country lunch

and the boys can get

this place straightened up and then come join us, huh?

That sounds like a good idea.

And you two can have a long talk there.

What'd you say?

- Okay. - Come on.

Nancylou.

I just want you to know that there ain't never a day gone by

that I ain't thought about you.

I'm really sorry that things weren't different up here today.

Cooter, uh..

Listen, it ain't all..

Hey.

What do you make of that?

That boy must've dropped it, while we was wrestling.

Look at all that cash.

There ain't no ID or driver's license or credit cards.

Seems kind of funny, don't it?

Hey, Bo, let you and me return this billfold.

It's a neighborly thing to do.

Maybe, we can figure out what they gotta hide.

I'm gonna get cleaned up, and y'all holler if you need me.

Alright, when we're done, we'll come back and get you.

Don't worry, everything's gonna be fine.

Morgan, you got to control that temper of yours.

I don't want trouble while we're setting up these dumpsites.

It's all part of our cover.

Ain't you heard? All sheep ranchers are ornery.

Hang on.

'Yee-haw!'

- Somebody's following us. - Them rubes in that orange car.

- Pull over, we wanna talk. - Back off, I'm warnin' you.

Can you get past him?

I can't, but General Lee could pass him with his eyes closed.

Okay, you yahoos are asking for...

Just cool down a second. We're trying to be neighborly

and return this billfold we found at the gas station.

Don't worry, the money's all there.

I'd like to thank you fellas.

You don't have to thank us that way.

That gas jockey pal of yours sure got a short fuse.

That's not the way we heard it.

What brings you boys to Hazzard, anyway?

Not that it's your business

but we found us a spread for a sheep ranch.

- Sheep ranch? - 'Right.'

We're trucking in a nice-sized herd of them little critters.

There's some real good grazing around here.

You're bringing in winter wool or long coat?

Long coat. I want to thank you again for the wallet. So long.

You bet, take her easy.

Luke Duke, I didn't know you knew anything about sheep.

I don't know much, but they know nothing.

- What d'you mean? - Long coat and winter wool.

- That's all bunch of malarkey. - Why'd they want land for then?

I don't know. Let's head back to Cooter's.

Dang it, I didn't get their license number.

I did. Let's go.

Now, y'all know that this all started

with the boys going out for a glider ride.

I'm worried if Bo and Luke keep thinking about Cooter

they're gonna miss the main event, and I don't mean sheep.

Those two hayseeds are getting awful nosy.

Yeah, and I don't like it one little bit.

All those back orders for toxic waste are piling up.

We gotta get our trucks rolling.

Yeah, well, you say the word... they're gone.

I've told you a dozen times, I don't want any trouble.

Low profile.

You know, maybe, I can get that

little blimp, J.D. Hogg to give us a hand.

'Alright, alright, have no fear, gentlemen.'

I'll give you protection.

I'll get them troublesome Duke boys outta your hair.

I'll have 'em picking weeds off the county highways

till the year 2000.

Breaker, breaker. This is J.D. Hogg

calling Rosco P. Coltrane..

And while Jesse and Daisy was making Nancylou

feel at home, the boys was back at Cooter's

where Luke was calling a pal of his

in the Department of Motor Vehicles.

An Atlanta plate and the number is P-K-9-4-1-3.

Yeah, I suppose, it's Fulton County.

How long?

Alright, alright. I'll talk to you in an hour then, adios.

It'll take time to find out who that pickup's registered to.

We got a lot of ground to cover before then.

And it seems to me that our buddy here

has got an awful important lunch date too.

This might be the most important couple of hours of my life.

I just hope and pray it goes better this time.

Well, we're praying right along with you, Cooter. Let's go.

And during all this, them bad guys

was setting up their secret toxic dumpsite.

Yeah, that's right, I checked. Everything's all set.

And none of the locals are wise.

So, you can start loadin' up them trucks.

Oh, I figure, they'd be here in about three hours.

And then we can start dumping.

Now, the Dukes and their company

was dining in their beautiful Hazzard outdoors

which is everywhere you look in Hazzard.

And all of Hazzard was fixin' to be in jeopardy.

Daisy, I'm tellin' you, that was some fine lunch.

- Well, thank you, Cooter. - We'll just go in to the house.

You two've got a lotta talking to do.

- Yeah. You get all those, Luke? - Yeah.

Everybody bring something.

I got the good end of that deal, huh?

Y'all be good.

You know, Nancylou..

One thing we can't change is the past.

'And I sure wish, things had been different.'

Because, I'd have loved to see you growin' up.

I just don't understand.

Then, why didn't you ever try and come and see me or anything?

Back then, with things the way they were

we just figured, it'd be best if I weren't around.

When mama told me about you two, all the things she remembered

the bottom dropped out of everything.

I mean, she even said you were in trouble with the law.

Now, your mama was right about that.

I did get in some trouble with the law

'but I never hurt anybody, but myself.'

See, it wasn't bad, it was just..

Wild.

Alright, well, I owe you another one, Skip.

If you'd ever get out this way

I owe you enough beer to float you back to Atlanta.

Alright. Take care of yourself. Bye-bye.

- What did he say? - Well, that's strange.

That pickup belongs to the Swanee Transport Company.

Swanee Trans..

What would they want property in Hazzard for?

You tell me.

Why would those two dudes be making

up a story about a sheep ranch for?

- Don't know. - Enos and Rosco.

- I wonder what they want. - I'm gonna stay here.

Where's your spirit of adventure?

Must be something about that fight.

- Now, don't worry.. - Alright!

Hold it, right there and freeze, because you're under arrest.

What are you talking about, Rosco?

Can't you see we're entertaining a very special guest here?

'Well, then I would suggest, that she choose better company.'

Now, I'm not just going to cuff and stuff you boys.

I'm gonna haul you down to the county work gang.

Wait a minute, Rosco. What are the charges?

The charge is, an assault at the Boars Nest

and it was made by those new property holders

Mr. Collins and Mr. Morgan.

Now, wait a minute. That's them phony sheep ranchers again.

You've got it wrong, Rosco.

They was the ones that started the fight.

Bo and Luke broke it up.

Yes, siree, bob. That's the way I heard...

Will you just hush? Cooter, just hush it.

Alright, Bo and Luke, you're under arrest.

I ain't letting you do it. You got it wrong.

Cooter, if you don't back off

I'm gonna arrest you for impeding a law officer.

Easy, Cooter. We'll handle this.

Everything'll be alright.

No. I was the one doing the fighting, not them.

Yeah, you see there? He was the one..

You? See? Did you hear it? He confessed with his own lips.

That he was an assaulter too.

Okay, we'll cuff him with the other two boys.

- 'Let's get on with it.' - 'I'm sorry, fellas.'

'I'm gonna have to read you your rights.'

"Y'all have the right to remain quiet."

'If y'all give up... '

You needn't do that every time.

Wait, wait, wait!

We don't wanna end up in jail.

- We'll be back soon. - 'Wait a minute.'

Wait a minute. Hey! I know y'all didn't mean to do that.

They'll be back.

I just don't understand.

Nancylou is discovering that life is sure

different in Hazzard, than it is in Alabama.

I mean, I thought you were all such nice people.

- Well, just a minute, now, we... - But I heard the sheriff.

Bo and Luke are criminals, and so is my father.

Nancylou, that just isn't right.

Y-you were at Boars Nest and saw that fight.

You saw that Bo and Luke broke it up, honey.

Yeah, listen. The law here in Hazzard, it's different.

Hang on.

Hang onto your ears, Flash!

Why don't you cut through here?

Hot pursuit.

'Come on, General.'

Looks like they're alright.

- Let's hit it. - Yes, sir.

I tell you, I ain't setting much of an example as a father.

And here we're up on assault charges. Fugitives on the run.

You seem to be forgettin', you ain't done nothing wrong.

Look, we'll explain it to her. I'm sure, she'll understand.

We keep wrangling with them same two guys.

Now, I just know they're up to something.

I'll tell you what. Why don't we go over to that property

and see what they bought it for?

Alright.

This is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

calling Commissioner of Health, Hogg.

'You got your plump, little ears on? Come on.'

This is J-J-J.D. Hogg, Rosco. Alright, give me your report.

Boss, you sound sort of funny. You sort of sound, woo-woo-woo.

Is anything wrong?

Yeah, well, I'm just getting me a massage.

On account of all that exercising

gave me these terrible back pains.

'More important, did you catch them Duke boys?'

'That's a negatory. It's Enos's fault though.'

Them new property owners of mine

they ain't gonna like this one bit.

'You keep after them boys and don't show'

'your face around, until you nail 'em.'

Over and out.

And meanwhile, them illegal dumpers

had loaded up their first shipment of toxic waste

and sent it speeding off toward Hazzard

where the secret dumpsite was all set up

ready to receive the poisonous cargo.

You know, I ain't got no patience for that.

This gully looks like a good place for a dumpsite.

Our trucks should be here in about another couple of hours.

We have about five miles left before we get to that property.

Cooter, if it would make you any happier

why don't you give Nancylou a call.

- Tell her you're alright? - I'm sorry, Daisy.

Look, I know y'all mean well..

And I appreciate everything you done.

But I'm leaving. I'm going back home.

Oh, no. Now, Nancylou.

Honey, you're all upset, and it's a long drive back.

You spend the night, and you share my room...

No.

My coming here, it was all a big mistake.

Nancylou.

Uncle Jesse, she's so upset.

Nancylou. Listen, honey.

'Breaker, breaker. This is Crazy Cooter calling the Duke farm.'

'Anybody home? Come on.'

Nancylou.

'Come on, breaker one. Crazy Cooter calling the Duke farm.'

'Anybody got your ears on there? Come on.'

Nancylou, are you there? Anybody there? Come on.

It's a nice day. Maybe they went outside

for a walk or something.

Don't worry. She's in the best of hands. You know that.

Look, I never should have come.

I came because I had a dream of what my real father was like.

- But I was wrong. - You just hold on, Nancylou.

You don't know what Cooter's like.

You're not here on Sundays, when he picks kids

from the orphanage, and takes them on a picnic.

'He helped save this farm when we couldn't make the mortgage.'

Your daddy keeps everybody in Hazzard on wheels.

- Whether they can pay or not. - That's enough, Daisy.

I know, and I'm not gonna say any more.

But I'm telling you, Nancylou, you don't know your father.

If you wanna leave, go ahead. I ain't gonna stop you, girl.

Daisy, that's enough. Now, she's gonna have to..

She's gonna have to make up her own mind.

I know.

You're right, Daisy.

I can't go.

I don't know what my father's like..

But I do know, that he sure has a lotta loving friends.

That he has, missy. Now, I tell you what we do.

We knock on ol' J.D.'s door

and get him to drop them assault charges.

- We'll take your Jeep, Daisy. - That's right. Okay.

We were witnesses. We'll get it knocked out.

Sure, we was there. Everybody puts on their seat belts.

Here we go.

And as the toxic-waste trucks

was getting closer to their destination..

Old Bo, Luke and Cooter was already there.

And didn't even know what they were looking for.

Storing it.

Morning.

How y'all doing?

You fellas read?

It's private property. Be on your way.

Why, we just come up here to talk.

We was looking for a Mr. Collins or a Mr. Morgan.

You see, we're the Hazzard welcome wagon

thought we'd welcome our new neighbors.

They ain't interested. And like I said

it's private property. So back off!

Hey, we didn't mean nothin' by it.

Yeah, we got no problem with that.

If you wanna keep your property private

that's your business, I guess.

- We're on our way. - Yeah.

Nice chatting with y'all.

I'll drop you guys here and take off. They'll think we left.

Right, we'll get across the fence and nosy around a bit.

I'll lay you five to one that, that ain't no sheep ranch.

Hey! Hold it right there.

Well, that didn't work.

Are you still running around loose, plowboy?

Thought you'd been arrested for assault.

Look, we was just looking to buy a couple of head of sheep.

- You never get enough, do you? - Uh-huh.

We're gonna do this real legal-like.

We caught 'em trespassing.

We'll hand them over to the sheriff on a silver platter.

- Hey, watch it. - Look out!

Let's go.

- Come on, Bo. - Alright. Hit it, Luke.

Sure blew that one.

Well, come on. I'm gonna tell the boys to shoot

those rubes on sight if they come back.

We got those trucks due, any minute now.

I don't want anyone around.

'Man, that was good timing.'

They're acting so suspicious, something's gotta be going on.

'If we could only get on the other side.'

Maybe, we can jump General Lee over it.

No, even if we get in, there's too much territory to cover.

What we gotta do is get up high.

- We could do it sailplaning. - Sailplaning?

They're looking for us on the ground not in the air.

Call Darcy and get ourselves an aerial view.

Oh, that's nice. That's real nice.

And look at this, $367 for them t-shirts.

And this one, $251 for them sweatbands.

And all this for Hogg Health Foods.

Oh, my, Hazzard Health Week ought to come 52 times a year.

- J.D. Hogg speaking. - 'Hogg, this is Collins.'

Remember that additional land I was gonna buy?

I certainly do.

- Well, you can forget it. - What? Wait a minute.

I don't wanna forget it. What's wrong? I'll fix it.

Well, you promised to put those Duke boys away.

Well, they're still running around loose..

And I've got an added charge against them, trespassing.

- 'Trespassing?' - Yes, and their good friend.

Scooter, Cooter, whatever his name is.

Yeah, it's Cooter. Don't worry, Mr. Collins. Just sit tight..

Collins got Boss so shook up about losing the cash deals..

He took off after the Dukes himself.

I'll attend to it.

Let's see here.

See? Sneak on old Rosco..

Rosco!

You showed your face here again, and you ain't nailed them Dukes!

- What d'you think you're doing? - This car is parked illegally.

- I'm gonna give it a ticket. - Never mind about that.

- Wait a minute. - Boss, Boss.

- We gotta talk to you. - Daisy Duke, get outta my way!

- Boss! - Just hold it, J.D.

I ain't got time to hold it. I gotta go after them no-account

fugitive nephews of yours. That's right.

- Now, out of my way. - Boss!

Will you listen to me? We were there, Boss.

We saw the whole thing. They ain't guilty of assault.

And neither is my father.

- Well, who's your father? - Cooter Davenport.

Cooter Davenport's your father?

This is another one of your Duke tricks.

Outta my way.

Wait a minute. Listen, here.

I'm gonna file new charges against all three of 'em.

You wanna know what they'll be? Trespassing, that's what.

- Now, out of my way. - Boss!

- I fooled you! - Fooled you, fooled you.

Rosco, come on. We gotta set a trap for them trespassers.

Oh, good. I love it.

That J.D. is like trying to talk to a rock.

Hot pursuit.

At least, we know one good thing.

They haven't caught Cooter and the boys.

Yeah, but now they're being accused of trespassing.

It just keeps getting worse.

'No, it ain't getting worse, honey.'

Like I told you, that's just Hazzard law.

It seems like it, but it ain't.

'Better tell the boys, they're looking for them.'

- Give me the mic. - There you go.

Shepherd to Lost Sheep

'Shepherd to Lost Sheep. Come back.'

Yeah, this here's Lost Sheep. Go ahead, Uncle Shepherd.

- How you boys doing out there? - 'We're doing fine. Listen.'

We're gonna head to Darcy's.

We want to borrow his sailplane, and get us an aerial look

'at what's going on in that so-called sheep ranch.'

Well, J.D. and Rosco are out looking for you boys.

'Thanks a lot, Uncle Jesse. We appreciate it.'

- Could I speak to my father? - Oh, sure.

Tell Cooter there's somebody here wants to talk to him.

Go for it.

- Coot coming at you. - Hi. This is Nancylou.

Hey, Nancylou.

Baby, I'm sorry, we had to run out like that.

You know, we got a lot to talk about

and I can't wait to see you again.

I can't either. Please, be careful.

Don't you worry. We will. I'm gone.

Time was running out on Cooter and the Dukes

and Hazzard's green fields and lush forests

and sparkling streams.

Now, that's a threat.

There's been a change in plans.

We switched routes to be on the safe side.

The trucks will be coming in over those hills.

Morgan and I'll let 'em in.

They'll be here in an hour, so be on your toes

for any sheep rustlers.

Cooter, once we're up, you head for Spruce Hills, alright?

'And stay on channel 17, just in case we need you.'

'Over and out.'

That's a 10-4.

Alright, here we go.

Hey, Luke.

Up ahead there is that piece of land.

I recognize the barb wired fence.

'I don't see nothing, but trees, grass and gullies and hills.'

Hey, Luke. Look off to the right there.

- Ain't that their trailer? - 'That sure is.'

'They must've moved it from the edge of the property.'

- 'Let's get closer.' - 'Okay.'

- Hey, Luke? - Yeah.

- Yeah, I feel it. - What happened to the wind?

You're getting down a little lower.

'Listen, you'll have to land. Why don't you try'

'that clearing there, right next to the camper?'

- 'Alright.' - Want me to take over?

No, I think I can handle it. Cover me, though.

'Alright. I'm right behind you.'

- 'Come on, baby.' - 'You got it.'

'It's kind of smooth with no wind.'

'It's going down a lot faster than we're going forward.'

'Just land it better than you do the Lee sometimes.'

'Alright.

Ha!

- 'Alright.' - 'How about that?'

A semi-professional job. I couldn't have done better.

Yeah, well, you said you wanted to see the property.

- Let's take a look around. - Come on, out here.

I don't know how Darcy fits in that.

Let's look in the camper.

The boys better hurry.

The bad guys' trucks are only 25 miles away..

And coming on fast.

Nothing so far.

Luke.

Take a look at this.

They got enough dynamite in this here box

to blow Hazzard all the way to Hatchapee.

Got a bunch of invoices over here.

Swanee Transport Company again.

You're kidding.

Holy smoke!

They're from chemical companies wantin' to get rid of waste.

You mean, they don't want nothing to do with no sheep.

They're gonna turn Hazzard into a waste dump?

You got that right.

- You ain't gonna answer that? - What we got to lose?

Collins here.

Yeah, right.

Mm-hm.

I heard that.

Talk to you later.

What did he say? Was it bad?

Said them trucks are 30 minutes away

and he wants them unloaded as fast as possible

so they can get back, 'cause there's more coming.

We can't let 'em do that. Luke, we gotta stop them trucks.

We can't stop 'em, unless we find 'em first.

- We gotta get back in the air. - I'll call Cooter to tow us.

Alright. Have him jump the General in here.

I wanna build up a little surprise here for them guys.

Lost Sheep calling Crazy Cooter. Come back.

Crazy Cooter coming back at you. Come on..

And so, Bo told Cooter what was happening

and what he had to do.

Well, I'm down and gone.

He has to jump a fence in a car?

Don't worry, Nancylou. Your daddy's a great driver.

I'll tell you what else, General Lee's a great flyer.

- It's gonna be alright, honey. - Turn that switch on for me.

- There you go. - Jesse Duke calling J.D. Hogg.

Jesse was real upset, and he quickly

relayed the bad news to Boss and Rosco.

And Enos picked up on it too.

Did you hear that? Toxic waste!

Ah-huh-huh! No, no, no. Not on your life.

Listen, the deal's off. I don't care about the money.

I'm giving every penny back to them lying polecats.

Listen, Boss, we gotta stop those dirty dumpers.

Yeah, do that, do that.

- Hang on. - Yeah.

'Hurry up. Come on. Come on.'

Well, somebody better do something quick

or Hazzard's gonna look like Sherman's Army

passed through it in a bad mood.

Looks like Cooter's makin' his move.

- We got a breakthrough! - Let's go.

Alright!

Good job, Cooter. Did you have any trouble?

- Piece of cake. - Alright. Hand me the keys.

I'll get in the trunk, get that rope.

Okay, Bo. Come on, give me a hand.

Alright, Cooter, take it easy now.

Alright, Cooter.

Alright, put the pedal to the metal, Cooter.

'Morgan, watch it! Watch it!'

That is about as close as I ever wanna cut it again.

Looks like Cooter's got things under control down there.

Perfect timing.

- Take a look at that - 'We gotta stop 'em.'

Take some dynamite and toss it on down there.

I don't wanna hit the trucks, because the containers

might bust open and then, we're in the same fix.

Dumped toxic waste all over the place.

We don't wanna hurt nobody neither, do we?

Wait a minute. They gotta go across that bridge.

If I can nail that, we'll get 'em stopped.

I'll get you down there. Get your pitchin' arm warmed up.

A little bit more.

Here goes nothing.

- Woo-hoo! - Alright!

Bulls-eye! Shake that hand, cousin.

Alright.

And so the evil plot to use Hazzard

as a dumping ground for toxic waste was foiled.

Cooter was the hero of the day..

Along with the boys, naturally.

And Cooter sure did look good in the eyes of his daughter.

Of course, we loved him all along.

Aw.

Alright, get 'em in there.

Boss called off the land deal

and the bad guys got tossed in the jug.

Shame, shame, everybody knows your name.

I wanna make a presentation on behalf of the Duke family.

Cooter, all the grateful people of Hazzard thank you.

- Hear, hear, hear. - Made you some fried chicken.

Why don't you two go off and have yourself a nice picnic.

You got 18 years to catch up on, so why don't you get started.

Well, how about it?

Nothing would make me happier... daddy.

Now, that's alright.

No wonder folks don't ever wanna leave Hazzard.