Original subtitles

Double dolls plus double Dukes

equals double trouble for Hazzard.

Johnny's at the passing.

We are going in the same car.

This is the girl, alright.

Great.

Here goes.

♪ Just two good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just two good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a true modern-day Robin Hood ♪

- Yee-haw. - Yee-haw.

Ever have one of them days when it looks like

nothing can wrong and everything does.

You see, Bo was headed back to Hazzard

from Greenland to get tractor parts.

While over in Capitol City at the jewelry store.

There was a little business going on that was gonna cause

Bo and Luke more trouble than a fox in a hen house.

'They are very fine stones.'

I see.

You see, Luke in Uncle Jesse's pick up

was heading back to Capitol City from a reunion

with his ol' marine outfit in hot Atlanta.

Excuse me, just a minute.

Design Jewells.

No, I'm afraid you must have the wrong number.

Now folks, you're watching a lesson in economics.

Something for nothing. I'll bet, it don't work.

Come back here! Stop! Thief!

Come back here. Help me. She stole my jewels.

What do you think...

I'm going after him. Reckless driver.

'Pull over!'

Alright, lady.

'Now, what the heck is the big idea... '

What..

Uh, you in a habit of running from a scene of an accident?

I'm sorry. I was just so upset.

I didn't know what I was doing.

All my fault.

I'll tell you what. When it comes to women

them Duke boys are sure vulnerable.

'Stop that car! You crazy... '

Dang it!

Now, either there's two of 'em. Or my liver is acting up.

Hello?

Hi, Cindy It's me.

Your call was timed perfectly, I pulled the job.

- But I ran into some trouble. - Was it bad Sandy?

No, but we're gonna use our emergency plan, just in case.

No problem, sis. I'm on my way.

You'll have an air tight alibi. Within five minutes.

'See you back here in Hazzard.'

Yup! Two of them.

And as crooked as a dog's hind legs.

This is Luke Duke calling for Sheriff Floyd.

Come back.

And while Luke was outside of Capitol City

trying to reach the sheriff.

Bo was fast approaching Hazzard. And trouble.

Oh, hello.

Woo-ho, hello!

Yeah, it's a long shot. But then, this is Hazzard

where long odds is even.

Now, friends, we're gonna hear some snappy Bo-Duke repartee.

Hi.

You uh, got some sort of trouble?

I sure do. I just got to be in Hazzard by 11 o'clock

'to make an important phone call.'

My dumb old car just stopped and died.

- It stopped and died, huh? - Yeah.

Well, I could take a look at it for you.

I wrote the book on dumb old cars.

I'll sure be tickled if you did.

Hi, I'm Cindy.

Oh, Hi. I'm Mr. Fixit.

You can just call me Bo, Bo Duke, ma'am.

Okay.

Oh, my.

Look.

It's almost 11 o'clock. I'm never gonna make it.

Oh, yes you are.

Don't worry. I'll have this car fixed for you lickety-split.

Ain't that slick as blue mud on the doorknob?

That hold up girl's identical twin

is establishing her, as being here in Hazzard.

At the same time of the crime in Capital City.

Meanwhile, back in Hatchapee County.

Sheriff Floyd, had responded to Luke's call on the CB

and Luke told him about his run-in with a girl robber.

Luke Duke.

Since when did you become so law abiding?

What are you doing out of your county?

Wait a minute. I got a permit for my probation officer.

Mr. Hogg. Here you go.

Hey, I'm telling like it is. I got no reason to otherwise.

I gave the girl's description. Why don't just check it out?

I'll do just that.

Meanwhile.

Get back to your farm where I can find you, when I want to.

- Do you hear? - Yes, sir.

Alright.

- Give it a try now. - Okay.

Hey! You did it.

Yeah, at no time did my fingers leave my hands.

Now, can you tell me where the nearest phone is?

Sure.

When I left Richmond I promised mama

I'd call her every day at exactly 11 o'clock.

It's after 11 now. She's just gonna panic.

Don't you worry about a thing, darling.

I also wrote a book on nervous mothers.

What is that?

Don't let them scare you. Nothing to worry about.

Hey, Rosco!

That's just our..

Local Hazzard police department.

Oh, I see.

Don't be so nervous. Don't worry about it.

- I'll take you to that phone. - Okay.

Enos, what did you caught that violator at?

Fifty-six miles an hour, sheriff.

That's only one mile over the limit.

Well, that's enough for me.

'We need all the citations we can get is what Boss said.'

'Yes, sir, sheriff.'

We will now, begin the operation Rosco P Coltrane road block.

- Jack! - Every man for himself.

Sheriff!

'Sheriff! Are you alright, sheriff?'

And mean time while Luke was speeding back to Hazzard.

Bo got Cindy on the phone.

Hello, mama?

I'm in a little place called Hazzard.

- 'Everything is just fine.' - Did you line us up a patsy?

Oh, I got me a dilly one.

He's the cutest little alibi, you ever had.

'And if we need him, sis.'

He'll for sure swear that he saw you right here at Hazzard.

Good, I'll see you back at the hide out.

Bye now, mama.

Well.

Mama, wants me to find a nice room to spend the night.

What's a good hotel around here?

I've to say that best hotel we got here in Hazzard is

the only hotel we got.

I'll show you where it is. It's called Hazzard Hotel.

You know, Cindy. If you ain't doing nothing later

I'd like to show you around the town.

Oh, that's so sweet of you, Bo.

Mama, really appreciates your kindness.

I appreciate her too.

Look at the fine, young daughter, she raised.

- Here, you gotta follow me. - Okay.

Because we going in the same car.

Watch your head.

Should be a sunny day today. Well, the Sun is shining.

Looks like a nice day.

Oh no..

Cooter!

Cooter!

Cooter! Cooter! How bad is it?

Well, now, Rosco's car is gonna be about 700, boss.

And Enos' will be about 400.

No, no. This the living end.

Listen, now, don't get your blood pressure high.

My blood pressure ain't as bad

as the repair bills on the county budget.

Alright, Cooter, when you fix the patrol cars

I want the keys.

Because they're going right into cold storage.

Well, Boss, If that's what you want. You got it.

Now, wait a minute. Vehicles in cold storage?

How are we gonna write tickets if we don't have wheels?

You're not gonna put on those horses again, are you?

I thought something like this might happen.

I thought of something better than horses.

- And cheaper too. - Oh, good.

Come over here. Let me show you your new patrol vehicles.

- Oh, goodie good. - Here they are.

I don't think even you dodo's can wreck these.

Are you kidding? You talking about these vehicles?

'These vehicles are for children.'

Now, Enos. He could ride one, maybe.

But not me. After all I'm sheriff.

No, you a car wrecker.

'And I'm giving you both a direct order.'

You get out there on patrols

- So, mount up. - Yes sir, Mr. Hogg.

Oh, yes sir, Mr. Hogg.

Here. Doggone. I'm doing it under protest.

These vehicles is not dignified.

'Alright, now. Come on. Get out and bring some cash.'

We got a budget to balance. You hear me?

'Watch out, Rosco!'

Boss! Boss!

Get out of the way. Watch out.

Watch out folks! Watch out!

Meanwhile, as Luke was nearing home.

Bo got sended to the farm.

- 'Find everything you need?' - Yes. Got it all right here.

How long are you planning to stay in Hazzard, Cindy?

Just till tomorrow.

I'm so grateful to Bo, for all his help.

That's how we folks are in Hazzard.

Yea, right. Bo would have helped you even if you weren't so cute.

Thanks a lot, Daisy.

I promised Cindy I'd show her around Hazzard.

- So, we're gonna get going. - Yeah.

- Who was that girl? - Uh, Cindy.

Nice girl. Bo's new friend.

She robbed a jewelry store!

She nearly knocked me out with the boot.

- You sure? - I'm sure about it. I'm going.

You gotta..

Make sure..

Boy, there is never a dull moment with them two around.

Hey, Luke, what are you doing looking for a race or what?

No, I got to talk. Pull over.

'I'm kinda busy right now.'

Bo, this is important. Pull over.

All you got to do is put a girl between them Duke boys

and ain't nothing gonna go right.

'Heck, what was all that about?'

We wouldn't have had no problem at all

if you had pulled over when I asked.

Like I told you in the car. I'm a bit busy, alright?

- Figured it can wait. - I can see that.

Oh, I'm sorry. Cindy, here.

I want you to meet my rather anxious young cousin.

This here is Luke. This here is Cindy Ballou.

- Hi. - We've already met.

- What? - Sorry, but.

You must be mistaken.

'I've never seen you before in my life.'

You mind telling me, what this is all about?

Sure, couple of hours ago Miss wide eyes here

was holding up a jewelry store.

What in heavens name are you talking about?

A jewel.. This some sort of joke or what?

I was driving through Capital City.

Her and her getaway car ran me right off the road.

I can't believe what I'm hearing.

When I catch up, she pulls this stunt.

Drops her hand bag and smacks my head with the door.

Dang near knocked me silly.

That's the most ridiculous thing I ever head.

I've never been anywhere near Capitol City.

Matter of fact, two hours ago I was right here in Hazzard.

'That's a fact. We were out on old highway number seven.'

I was helping to fix her distributor cap.

- Are you sure about the time? - Dang right, I'm sure.

'11 o'clock this morning.'

I'm sorry you had a rough day but you got the wrong gal.

- You're way off base. - Nope, she's the one.

Come here, sweetheart.

That's the handbag she dropped right before

she hit me in the head. This is the girl alright.

'Come on, tell him what it's all about.'

Luke, for the last time. Cindy was with me this morning.

- She couldn't have been. - Well, she was, alright?

If you don't apologize, I will.

Cindy, here, get in the car, I'm sorry for my cousin.

Luke, how could you embarrass me in front of that young lady?

I'm real sorry you can't admit that you're wrong.

I'll see you back at the farm.

This is fun.

Yeah. I'm gonna punch you out.

Alright, Luke Duke, pull it over.

- 'That was an illegal U-turn.' - Rosco, you gotta be kiddin'.

Since when can't you make U-turn on a dirt road?

He ain't gonna do it. Enos, operation roadblock.

You idiot.

Look, you scuffed my vehicle.

- Sheriff, you okay? - Oh-ho.

Come on, I know a shortcut.

Now, get on your vehicle and follow me.

- It's-It's alright. Yes, sir. - Oh good grief.

I see a big scuff right there. Oh.

- Sheriff. - Alright?

'Come on now. Hurry.'

- Oh, watch out, sheriff. - Come on, come on.

Aah!

- Hold it. - Oh-oh.

- Oh, what a horrendous.. - Sheriff.

- You know.. - Oh, sheriff.

- You idiot. - You broke the flag, sheriff.

- I pushed it... - Where's that?

- Where's our things at? - There they go.

- Wait-wait a minute. - Oh, no.

- They're coming, sheriff. - Look out.

- Sheriff, run. - Oh.

Run.

Uh, are you real sure that you don't wanna continue

our little sightseeing tour?

No. It was just so horrible being accused

of all those awful things.

- Yeah. - I'm just too shook up.

- Sorry. - Not half as sorry as I am.

I just don't know what got into Luke.

Ain't like him to go off a deep end like that.

Call me later. Maybe my headache will be better by then.

- Alright. - Okay, bye.

Bye-bye, now.

Hey! Where's Bo?

I don't know.

Did you get that straightened out about that gal?

I can't believe it.

He claims that she was with him in Hazzard at the time

she was pulling off this robbery over in Capital City.

May be you're wrong.

I was never more sure of anything in my life.

I'd never forget a face like that.

- I was this close to her. - Well, Bo wouldn't lie to you.

And Capital City is way over in Hatchapee County.

She couldn't be in two places at once.

I know that and I know Bo wouldn't lie to me.

You tell me, I don't know.

Well, there's got to be an answer someplace.

I'll give that sheriff a call in Hatchapee County

See if there's anything new.

You know, Enos. I'm gonna tell Boss Hogg

either these vehicles go or I go.

I don't know, Sheriff. We're just getting a hang of it.

Hey, you did it. Alright.

- The other one's here. - How'd it go, honey?

- It was great. I'm telling you. - Oh.

Now, it's a crying shame they're so larcenous.

There's just enough of them to go around for Bo and Luke.

Now while Sandy showed her the loot

Cindy told her about what happened in Hazzard.

I can't believe it. Of all the rotten luck.

'But our alibi scam's working fine, sis.'

Now if anything goes wrong, this Bo Duke will swear

that you were in Hazzard, 'cause he'll think you're me.

That nosy cousin of his could still be trouble.

If he keeps poking around here

we're gonna have to take care of him.

I know one thing

we can't take off till Calloway gets here.

He's en route. No way to get in touch with him now.

And he's been paying us top dollar.

We're just gonna have to wait.

And here comes Cash Calloway.

He's their main fence. Ol' Cash is slick, boy.

I better head back to town and keep an eye on your alibi.

And I'll lay low and wait for Cash.

Meantime, I better get rid of my wheels

so they can't be traced.

During all this, ol' Sheriff Floyd had returned Luke's call

and was confirming his description of the holdup girl.

So it looks like she's the one, alright.

And I'll send out a APB.

I think I can help you there, sheriff.

Your suspect's right here in Hazzard.

Her name's Cindy Ballou.

Why didn't you say so? I'm on my way.

You keep an eye on her for me, you hear?

Don't worry, sheriff. My cousin Bo's doing just that.

Bye-bye.

- What did he say? - 'It's the same girl.'

Nobody wants to believe Bo more than I do, but..

He ain't gonna be happy to hear this.

Oh, boy.

Look out there!

Look out. Look.

Uncle Jesse?

Daisy?

What's for dinner? I'm starved.

Oh, fine. I can see by the looks on y'all's faces

Luke's already got you talked over to his side.

Nobody's taking anybody's sides, Bo.

Luke just did what he thought he had to do, that's all.

Oh, what exactly was it Luke thought he had to do?

I called the sheriff in Hatchapee and told him

that Cindy was in Hazzard.

What the heck did you do that for? I told you she's innocent.

Bo, the jewelry store owner confirmed my description of her.

Luke, I don't care who confirmed what about who.

I done told you she was with me during that robbery.

You think I'm lying to you?

You ain't got no watch, maybe she was lying about the time.

'Oh, she's lying, huh?'

Maybe you got a little swimmy-headed

when you got knocked out on the road.

Maybe it don't take much to get you swimmy-headed.

You ought to find out what it takes.

- Hey, hey. - Alright.

- Settle down. - Just see what you could do.

Now-now, boys, just talk it out. Talk it out.

That's right.

Uncle Jesse, I've had enough talking to him.

Let me get out before I do somethin' I might be sorry for.

Oh..

Meanwhile, Rosco was back at Boss's office

trying to talk him out of using them three-wheelers.

I'm telling you something, Boss. Those dang things are dangerous.

They're treacherous. I mean, they-they're scary.

- Yeah. - And I don't...

- Yeah, well, listen. - I know Enos is...

You said before they was only fit for children, didn't you?

Right.

- Make up your mind. - Well..

Look, you're just gonna have to get used to them vehicles

you hear me? Because they're cheap

and that's what I like about them.

Hello, J.D. Hogg speaking.

- Well, who wants him? - Oh!

Oh, it's Sheriff Floyd of Hatchapee County.

It's for me. Ahem.

Wait a minute, I'm gonna put this here phone

on my new conference-call machine.

Oh. Oh! Oh, I've seen those.

This is Sheriff Rosco...

You don't have to scream at it. You don't even have to hold it.

- You don't? - Start over.

This is Sheriff Rosco-o P. Coltrane.

Get on with it, Floyd. What is it? I'm a busy man.

I've got a favor to ask of you, Coltrane.

'We've had a $100,000 jewelry store holdup'

'here in Capitol City.'

'Now the female suspect'

was reported being there in Hazzard.

Now you see there, Floyd, if you'd run your county right

you wouldn't be having these holdups.

A $100,000 jewel heist?

You say the suspect is female and might be here in Hazzard?

- Yep. Duke boys seen her. - Duke boys?

- Duke boys. - Yeah, you heard me right.

I'd appreciate it if you fellas would kind of locate

that gal and hold her till I get there.

Oh, tiddly-tuddly, Floyd. I'd bet you'd like that.

I'll tell you something, we're not gonna do your dirty work...

Ah-da-da-da!

Sheriff Floyd, Sheriff Coltrane would be more than happy

to try to collar that suspect for you.

The heck I will. I ain't gonna...

Would you just hush up for a minute?

Don't you know that Floyd's trying

to drop a windfall into your lap?

I mean, listen, if we can nab that suspect

well, then maybe I can get her to let me fence

them hot jewels for her.

Meanwhile, Luke was headed for town to get Jesse's banged-up

truck fixed, and to meet with Sheriff Floyd.

Daisy and me are coming along in case Bo shows up.

You're gonna need a referee.

You know, Luke, I just don't understand it.

Why is it that Bo's so positive and you too?

One of us has gotta be wrong.

I guess we'll let Sheriff Floyd cast the deciding vote.

- I'll see you in town. - Okay.

Come on, Rosco. We gotta get out to the Duke farm

and get them Duke boys to help us zero in

on the whereabouts of that gal to get our hands on them jewels.

- We'll take your vehicle. - Let's take it.

Oh, no, no. Oh, my car is laid up for repairs.

- Oh. - Alright.

Enos, I'm just gonna have to commandeer this here thing.

Oh, good grief!

- They're real tricky. - I can do it. I can do it.

- Let me help you. - What, what are you doing?

- Put your foot there. - What you doing?

- I'll do it, sir. - Alright.

- Alright. - Be careful now.

- Alright, now. What do I do? - Turn that hand gas throttle.

- Alright, here I go. - Oh, no!

Watch out, Mr. Hogg.

Cindy, I'm-I'm real glad you're feeling better and everything.

Would you mind taking a ride with me?

There's some things I'd like to talk about.

Not at all. You talk some sense into that crazy cousin of yours?

Well, yeah. Well, that's one of the things

I wanted to talk to you about. Here, let me help you on up.

- What's that? - Uh-oh.

Well, I ain't got time to explain right now, darling.

Get that vehicle over there!

There's Bo Duke.

And that cute little gal with him

she fits that ID of the girl that was that robber.

That's what I wanted to tell you about.

Luke called the sheriff in Hatchapee and he notified Rosco.

Bo, why are you running away?

I'm innocent. You know that.

I know you are.

I don't want you in jail because of Luke's stupid mistake.

Alright, Bo Duke, pull it over!

'Oh, shoot. Hold on.'

I'm wondering if that little gal has figured out

that Hazzard ain't the best place to hide.

Watch out! Watch out!

- Little fat buddy, you okay? - For crying out loud, Boss.

Get off the hood before you cave it in.

There you go.

Alright, little lady, you're under arrest.

Now, see, I know who you are. Shame, shame, everybody knows

your name. It's Cindy Ballou.

You're wanted for grand larceny in Capitol City.

You're under arrest.

You can't arrest me. I didn't do it.

- I have an alibi. - Yeah, dang right, she does.

She couldn't have been in Capitol City, she was with me.

Oh, tiddly-tuddly. I'm in charge here.

I'm ordering you to take this little lady

take your vehicle and take it to the jail.

- Rosco, for crying out loud... - Do it! Now. I'm serious.

You wanna walk or do you wanna ride with me on my vehicle?

- Ride with you? - Yeah.

Not on your life.

I'm gonna show this here machine who's boss around here.

'Alright, come on. Come on!'

Yeah, well, that's it! That's it! I'm doing it!

I'm doing it. I'm just gonna stop it.

Ooh!

Horrendous.

Rosco, come on. Rosco, come on. Get her out of here.

For crying out loud, watch the paint.

Will you hush? I scuffed my tricycle, didn't I?

Alright, little lady.

Would you listen to me for a second?

- Hush. - What do you mean, "hush?"

Listen, this thing is wrong. It's getting way out of hand.

You can't arrest me. I'm innocent.

Don't you worry about it, sweetheart.

- I'll go in with you. - Wrong, wrong.

You're not allowed in the booking office

'when I'm booking a prisoner. You're a civilian.'

You heard the sheriff. So do it. Come on.

- Bo, help me. - Don't worry about a thing.

'I'll get you out of there somehow.'

Bo... what-what happened?

I'll tell you what happened.

My loudmouthed cousin got an innocent girl

thrown in jail, that's what happened.

I just did what I thought I should do.

There's something going on here. You gotta trust me on that.

Why should I trust you when you don't trust me?

Excuse me, I'm gonna do something I feel I have to do.

What is that, Bo?

I'm gonna talk to that new lawyer. See if he can help.

I tell you what, you just do that.

And we'll all chip in and help you pay the fee

'because that's what we're all interested in..'

justice.

You know, I just never thought I'd see the day

when you two would stop believing in each other.

- Let's get going. - Yeah.

I tell you, I don't know anything about any jewels.

You heard Bo Duke.

He saw me right here in Hazzard at the time of the robbery.

Well, not according to my ID that I've got on you.

Yeah, now, listen, Bo Duke's vouching for you

don't mean diddly-dee.

'Let's get down to business.'

Somebody's gonna have to fence them jewels for you.

Might as well be yours truly. Pay top dollar.

I can't give you what I don't have.

And I don't have any jewels

'cause I never was in Capitol City.

Alright, lady. We're gonna have to get tough

I can see that.

- You better talk. - This is an outrage.

I want a lawyer.

'Alright, let's start at the beginning.'

Where were you on the night of August 4th?

I'm not saying anything till I get a lawyer.

Alright, where was your lawyer on the night of August 3rd?

Wait a minute, Rosco. You know something

I got a sudden feeling this little lady's

telling us the truth.

Are you kidding? I can tell she's lying.

I can tell by them beady little dimples.

Yeah, well, dimples or no, I think we made

a big, big mistake.

And my apologies, dear young lady.

I hope you won't think too unkindly

of the Hazzard County Sheriff's Department.

Well, listen, let's just throw her in the solitary.

Ah-da-da-da-da!

You can go now.

This has been a most aggravating experience.

Good day.

Oh.

Boss, listen, I think you made a horrendous mistake

by letting that cute little heifer go.

We're not gonna get our hands on those jewels now.

- Yes, we will. - We will?

Yeah, we'll just tail that little lady.

- Oh. - Let her lead us to the loot.

Oh, you brilliant little genius, you.

Yeah. Come on. Come on.

When Sheriff Floyd comes over we'll tell him she escaped.

Yeah, we'll do that. Come on.

Now I gotta get on those doggone three-wheelers.

Oh, no, no. Too much money involved here.

Yeah, get your patrol car out of storage.

Are you kid..? Oh, bless you, Boss, bless you.

Flash, now, you stay here and take care of the jail.

Good dog. I love it, I love it.

Back to the patrol car. Hot pursuit!

Made a mess out of this.

Won't take long to pound it out.

Fix that one there and that fender.

Ain't no sweat.

- Won't be no charge. - We can't let you do that.

I just wish I could fix up things between you and Bo

'as easy as I can fix that fender.'

I wish you could too, Cooter. It's driving me crazy.

One of us is wrong but it's not me.

Bo's sure too.

Hey, look, they turned Cindy loose.

After all that rigmarole, Rosco and J.D. let her go.

Hey, speak of the devil.

Looks like they turned her loose so they could follow her.

Yeah.

I can do them one better. I'll follow them.

Hey, wait a minute, aren't you supposed to meet Sheriff Floyd?

Uncle Jesse, could you tell what's going on.

And I'd appreciate if somebody can tell Bo

what's going on too.

- We'll do that. - I'll keep in touch on the CB.

- And will you watch the truck? - I'll try and be careful.

I'll fetch your truck tomorrow, alright.

I-if I've got a truck tomorrow.

And while Cindy barreled alone, not knowing that

she's being tailed by Boss and Rosco

who didn't know that they was being tailed by Luke.

Her twin, Sandy, was meeting with the fella

who was gonna fence the stolen gems.

- How you doing, Sandy? - Hi, there.

- You got 'em? - Got 'em.

You sure she ain't too far ahead?

- C'mon! Speed up, will you? - Just relax...

- You're gonna lose her! - No, I ain't.

Rosco P. Coltrane never loses anybody in a hot pursuit.

Oh, no, no! What did you do?

Turn it off, will you!

Well, it's off!

Oh, you did it again, Rosco.

You've wrecked another car here.

Well, it's not exactly my fault.

Look what you done! I can't believe it.

I just can't believe you any more.

Oh! Oh, there! Look!

Hey! Stop, we need help! Stop.

Luke Duke.

- Hey, Luke, listen. - You guys alright?

What? Well, I'm alright.

Yeah, but he won't be.

He wrecked another patrol car. Can you believe that?

- I've to commandeer your truck. - Yeah, we are in hot pursuit.

So am I. I'll call Cooter. He'll come get ya.

- Dagblast it. - Come back. Freeze.

Bo found out that without concrete evidence

he couldn't get Cindy sprung..

'cause it was just his word against Luke's.

Oh, hey, you all! Where's Luke?

Cindy got outta jail and Luke followed her.

Oh, you mean, Luke's tailing her now?

It's not like what it sounds.

He's on Old River Road.

My cousin just can't stop his interfering, can he?

He's looking out for Cindy.

If so, she wouldn't have been in jail.

I'm going after him.

Like you said, Uncle Jesse

sooner or later they're gonna need a referee.

I'll take 'em off your hands right now..

For $20,000.

But they'd retail for over a $100,000.

They're sure worth more than 20 grand.

Yeah, honey, but they're hot.

I won't be able to move 'em, for a while.

- Everything okay? - No. I was arrested.

You were, what?

And while Cindy was telling 'em about her run-in

with the Hazzard law, Luke was moving in.

These little rocks are even hotter than we figured, huh?

I'm gonna have to cut my price.

We'll argue, later. We better get out of here.

Cindy look, I..

'Twins!'

There's two of you. No wonder, me and Bo's both right.

You have the knack of showing up in the wrong places.

Hold on a second, girls. Let's talk this out.

- What you wanna know? - Firstly, what the heck are..

Look out, Luke.

When a woman starts telling you whatever you wanna hear

you're either in love, or in trouble.

- Coiffed my coiffure. - Yeah, me too.

- Scuffed it. - We gotta do something...

- There comes one. - There is one. Get out there.

Stop him.

You peasants.

He didn't even know you.

- He must be a tourist. - No, he is..

He's probably somebody you foreclosed on.

Hush up, will you. This is your fault.

- My fault? - Yes.

First you wrecked another car.

I don't know why I let you have it.

Then you ruin my plans to fence them hot jewels.

The siren went on because you shoved my arm.

Stop arguing. Get out there, waggle your finger.

Come on, stop.

Alright, listen.

Which way did Luke and the girl go?

- Which way they go? - Straight ahead.

But wait a minute. We gotta get this...

I can't believe it.

Oh, no.

I'm wore to a nub.

Yeah, you are a nub.

Keep your foot in it, Daisy.

I wanna be there in case, them two tangle again.

I got rid of my getaway car in that ravine over there.

I'm sure there's room for this truck too.

That's a good idea. I'll meet you there.

- Okay. - Bye.

We've never done anything like this before.

We've got no choice, come on.

-'Meet you all there.' - Okay.

Meanwhile, as Luke was heading for what could be his last ride

Bo was hunting high and low for him and Cindy

looking for some kinda clue, tire tracks... anything.

- Get in. Come on. - Let us in here.

- Careful. - Alright, alright.

Come on, let's go.

When Bo got to the crossroads near the old barn

he found fresh tire tracks.

He figured he'd better follow 'em.

'Okay, y'all get in the back help me push this thing.'

- Ready? - Okay.

Push.

Luke! Hey!

- No, it's his cousin. - Where did he come from?

Get on over there, cousin.

Hey, Luke, come on.

- I'll get you out. - What happened?

I was about to ask you that.

Feels like I've been hit by a truck.

Come on, let's get outta here.

Another couple of feet, I'd have lost you for sure.

- Bo, they are twins. - What?

That's how they could be in two places at one time.

- You mean we were both right? - Yeah, there they are and..

- Feel up for it? - Let's get the General.

Come on, there they are.

They almost wrecked us.

Daisy, you go after the grey car, we'll get the others.

Right.

- What's going on here? - Now, just a minute.

- How you boy's doing? - We've never been better.

Ah, great.

Luke, I'm sorry about this whole mess.

I am too.

Maybe it'll teach you a lesson. Next time you believe me.

Hurry.

Is he alright? Get out there.

Is he alright?

Pull over. Pull it over.

That's the last time we're gonna warn you.

Now, pull that car over.

Look out!

- You girls alright? - Yeah, we're okay.

You made a fool outta me, Cindy?

I'm Sandy. That's Cindy.

- What a waste. - Double trouble.

- Here, give me that. - Come on outta there.

Watch it. Watch it now.

Come here.

Young lady, watch your step now.

- There you go. - Now, don't you go too far.

Think we got the stuff here.

'That's it, alright.'

You girls gonna have to find another line of work.

Yeah, license plates.

And that's how the Duke Boys solved

the mystery of the twin beauties.

Sheriff Floyd arrived in time to take over his prisoners.

Boss gave Rosco and Enos back their patrol cars.

Them three-wheelers is way too dangerous for Hazzard.

Oh, goody-goody gumdrops.

Alright.

Don't say I never did nothing for you.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

How can I be so stupid?

But most important of all..

The Dukes had maybe learnt something about trust.

Which I guess, nobody is ever too old to learn..

Even in Hazzard.