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Misplaced diamonds placed Daisy and Lulu..

In big danger.

You can't break this.

Bo Peep, would you come in, please?

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw!'

Now, first, ain't nobody chasing the General Lee.

It's just that a very unusual occurrence has occurred.

The airplane's arriving on time at the Capitol City Airport.

So naturally, Bo and Luke are late

to pick up Daisy and Lulu who are on that plane.

It was awful nice of Lulu to take Daisy

all the way to New Orleans, wasn't it?

Sure was. Price is right. All expenses paid.

Seems like a long way to go just to buy a couple of dresses.

Boss can afford it.

Besides, it was his 25th anniversary gift to Lulu.

Twenty-five years with Boss Hogg.

There ain't no present big enough for that.

Perish the thought.

Now, when Daisy and Lulu's plane arrived

Lulu was missing a piece of luggage.

That ain't unusual.

Which bag is it?

Well, it's my small carrying case with gold stripes on it.

Oh, yeah. Maybe you left it on the plane.

Right. Well, I better go check the baggage, Daisy.

Okay, I'll stay here.

- 'Honey, do that.' - Okay.

Now, that sure does look like the case that Lulu said

she's missing. But it ain't.

That fellow's carrying the famous Osborne diamond necklace

to a special showing in Nashville.

And I'm already smelling trouble.

That was pretty slow, actually.

Now, that stuff is chloroform, folks.

It sure do beat counting sheep

when you're laying in bed with a big eye.

Did you find your bag?

There's not a sign of it, Daisy.

'I think someone must've walked off with it.'

- Oh, no. - That's the only thing..

Speak of the devil. Look, there it is.

Come on, let's go.

Here you are, Mr. Lipton. Worked like a charm, as always.

We checked. Them sparklers is in there.

Good work, men. This is our best heist yet.

Now, you, uh, you disappear for a few days

and then you call me.

Okay.

Excuse me. Excuse me, sir.

Just a minute there. Hold on, buster. Not so fast.

- That case is mine. - Yeah.

Madam, I'm sure you are mistaken.

No, I ain't. It's mine.

It certainly is hers. Please give it back to her.

My dear lady, I assure you this is my case.

I am not your dear lady and you are a liar!

Oh, now listen, I have a way to work it out.

We shall open that and you'll see

'that all of Lulu's personal belongings are in there.'

Oh, that's a good idea, Daisy. What do you say?

Uh, I don't think that'll be necessary.

I see now that this is, uh, this is not my case.

My case has my initials on it. This one doesn't.

Madam, my apologies.

Accepted, sir.

There's Bo and Luke!

Oh, come on, Daisy.

'Hey, Bo! Luke, hi!'

- Hey! - Hey, Daisy!

- How you doing, Daisy? - Fine.

Our luggage is over there.

Good to see you.

What's going on here? Who were those women?

- Never saw 'em. - Well, go after them.

That necklace is worth over $200,000. I want it back.

But don't get caught.

Because I can't afford to be tied to this thing.

This all yours?

It's nice to be home.

Yeah. I hope that General Lee can drive

with all that stuff you just got.

Uh-huh, that's Lulu's case.

And I'm seeing more trouble for the Dukes than a new baby.

- A good time, wasn't it? - Oh, we had a great time!

- Ate any gumbo there? - We sure did.

We had everything they had to offer.

I bet you did.

They're going pretty fast.

It's hard to keep up with them on these roads.

- This will slow 'em down. - What was that?

'Gunshots. Get down.'

- We lost 'em. - Oh, thank goodness!

You ladies just relax because next stop is home sweet home.

Phew! You didn't have to plan such a great reception for us.

I'll say not.

Wonder what that was all about.

I don't know. Can't want our money.

Shoot, we're broke.

Meanwhile, them fellas were facing the fun job

of explaining to their boss about losing the General.

You boys just find out where that orange car lives

and bring me back that necklace. You hear?

Right, Mr. Lipton.

And after you get it back, eliminate those two females.

They can identify me and that wouldn't do at all.

Okay.

Now that Lipton fella plays some hard ball, don't he?

And Daisy's right there in the thick of things.

I can't wait to see you in that purple dress.

I know, and them little red shoes. You know, they match.

'Aren't you gonna hand it to me?'

You can handle a couple more cases.

- Yeah, sure. - There's another one.

- I got them. - Oh, man.

I think they bought half of New Orleans here.

Luke, this is getting kind of heavy...

You can handle another one.

Bo!

Holy smoke!

Look at that.

- Would you take... - Oh!

Hope nothing's breakable in the there.

I don't think so.

That thing sure is pretty, ain't it?

Be careful now.

You don't suppose them guys was following...

This would be plenty to make them guys shoot at us.

They followed us from the airport.

They could've tracked Lulu from New Orleans.

You don't suppose they saw her buy it, do you?

Could be.

Why don't we call Rosco and tell him all about it?

'Oh, they're here already.'

Or we save ourselves the dime. Here he comes.

Hey, Rosco.

You Duke boys sure did a good deed

by picking up Lulu at the airport

and bringing her here 'cause she had all that luggage to carry.

I suppose you're expecting a big tip.

You're gonna give these Dukes a tip?

Oh, I'm gonna give 'em a tip.

And here's a tip. You ain't getting no tip.

Boss, would you wait a second?

That don't concern us right now.

What does concern is that somebody took shots at us

on the way back from the airport.

Somebody shot at you? Is my Lulu alright?

Bo and Luke told Boss and Rosco

about the car chasin' and shootin' at 'em.

And how they figured that them fellas

was after that diamond necklace that they saw in Lulu's case.

Ooh!

You mean to tell me Lulu bought a diamond necklace?

She bought a diamond necklace? With whose money?

- We'll see about this. - Yeah, let's see about...

- Rosco? - What?

We told you they shot at us. Ain't you gonna do anything?

Of course, I am.

Just-just, just go over to my office and tell Enos.

Tell him to get an APB out on those varmints.

- We'll do that. - If you do this.

- Wait a minute. - We got stuff to do.

- Take this stuff inside. - Listen, I'm not..

Wait a minute.

- Wait, on second thought... - Take a step up.

- Wait a minute. - You're headed for the mailbox.

Take a left here. Alright, now, straight up.

About ten feet in front of you are the stairs.

Beautiful. Beautiful.

Absolutely beautiful.

Oh-h-h!

Ah-h!

- Rosco! - 'What?'

- What did you do? - 'Oh, well..'

Somebody left a stupid hat box right here.

You knocked right into me for goodness sakes.

Give me this. Now, where's my necklace?

- Where's my necklace? - I don't have it.

You're a menace, you know that?

We gotta find it. I had a diamond necklace here.

Oh!

- Oh, there it is. There it is. - Oh, there it is.

- Isn't that beau... hey, listen. - Huh?

- Did you break that? - Oh, did I break it?

- You can't break this! - No.

- They're real diamonds, dodo. - Oh, real diamonds.

Yeah.

Ooh, aren't those pretty? Let me see it.

What in the world is going on down here?

What in the world is all this racket, J.D.?

Oh, you sweet, dear, little old darling!

Is that a welcome home gift for me, or for our anniversary?

- Wait a minute. - Oh, I love it.

Wait a minute! They ain't neither!

And you know it.

Lulu, how dare you spend my hardly earned cash

I mean, my hard-earned cash

on something so extravagant as a diamond necklace?

Dumpling, I didn't buy that.

- You didn't buy it? - 'No.'

- Did you take it on approval? - 'No.'

- 'Did you rent it?' - No!

- 'Did they gift it to you?' - No!

Wait, wait. Wait a minute here. It's my turn to guess.

'No, it's still my turn.'

What I wanna know in the name of all that's holy

is how this diamond necklace got in your traveling case.

Oh, my goodness!

Lulu, remember that man at the airport with the carnation

and we thought he took your case?

- Yeah. - Well, guess what?

- You mean he didn't? - No!

Well, that poor man. We gotta get that necklace to him

and then get my case back.

Uh, precious, cupcake, uh, Rosco and I, being officers of the law

well, we'll just return this case to the rightful owner.

Right.

And I'll bet there'll be a nice reward in it for us too.

Jefferson, now you forget that reward

and do something decent for once in your life.

Oh-oh, alright, cream puff.

Um, I'll forget all about the reward.

Good. Oh, Daisy, let's go up and try on

some of these dresses we just bought.

Oh, that's right. You go on up and try on some of those dresses

you just bought. Try on lots and lots and lots

and lots of them dresses you just bought.

On account of they'll be paid for by this diamond necklace.

Oh! But, Boss, you told Lulu

that you weren't gonna collect any reward.

I know what I said. I said I wasn't gonna collect no reward.

But I never said nothing about fencing it.

Oh, I knew it. I knew it.

Which is exactly what I'm gonna do now

through my dear old cousin, Big Dan Hogg of Rapaho.

By now, Bo and Luke was telling Enos, nice and slow

about what they thought was the attempted robbery

of Lulu's fancy necklace.

These fellas took a couple of shots at us.

- Two fellas. - Two shots?

While Mr. Lipton's goons had found out

where the General Lee lived.

And with Jesse working out in the field

they just walked in and tore the place apart

like a pair of carpetbaggers. They did.

That necklace sure ain't in there.

What are we all gonna do now?

We're gonna find that fat lady.

Now, even a city boy could pick out Lulu Hogg

if they had a description, and they did.

And like it goes sometimes, Boss and Rosco was leaving

to meet Big Dan Hogg with the necklace.

And at the same time, them bad boys showed up.

- Like it? - Ah, it's gorgeous.

How do you like them little red shoes?

They're so pretty. Just..

Not a sound, ladies.

Just hand over that case you took from us at the airport.

There-there's no need to be upset, gentlemen.

It was just a mistake and I'm very sorry.

There it is, Pete.

There ain't no necklace in there.

Alright, where is it? Talk!

My husband said that he was going return it

to its rightful owner.

Hmm, I'll bet he is.

We'll keep you ladies company till he does exactly that.

Now, look, mister, we are telling you the truth.

So you just stop waving those guns around, alright?

Luke, I can't tell you who it was or what they was looking for

but they just turned this place upside down

and strung it from here to tarnation.

The whole place is turned upside down.

- You're kiddin'. - Listen, Uncle Jesse.

Just start cleaning up and do what you can.

And me and Bo will get there as soon as we can.

We gotta pick up Daisy first. See you later. Bye-bye.

'Why would somebody tear our house apart?'

I got no idea.

Look, fellas, this APB just came in

while y'all was on the phone.

All about a diamond necklace.

- Look. - What?

"Osborne necklace. Worth over a quarter million dollars."

That sure fits the description of the one Lulu's got, don't it?

Possum on a gum bush. You ain't saying Miss Lulu stole it?

No, I ain't saying that.

It's just that maybe somehow at the airport

she got the wrong bag or something.

The guys that shot us swiped it. They aim to get it.

- So they tore our house apart. - Boss' house is next. Let's go.

- They tore up your house? - We'll fill you in later.

I'm in charge here. I can't leave. I'll call the sheriff!

Come in, sheriff, this is Enos. Come in, sheriff.

Look. They got Daisy and Lulu.

Now, this may not be the time for Bo and Luke

to come on like the cavalry.

Them guns they got on Daisy and Lulu got hair triggers.

- Hey... - Get away from me!

- Run for it, Lulu! - Let's get out of here.

- Lulu! Wait! Bo! - Oh, please!

- 'Oh, thank heavens.' - Lulu, you alright? Daisy?

- Goodness gracious. - You okay?

- Oh, Daisy, I don't know. - Yeah. You okay?

Luke and Bo, thank goodness you got here in time.

As long as you two ladies are alright.

We're okay now that you're here.

Those are the same fellas that were at the airport.

- They're after the necklace. - That's what we figured.

There's an ABP out on that necklace. It was stolen.

Stolen? And I was apologizing for getting the wrong case

at the airport.

The wrong case? Wait a second, that's what this is about.

- Did they get the necklace? - No, Boss has the necklace.

- Said he was gonna turn it in. - That'll be the day.

'Breaker, breaker.'

'I don't know your handle, but if you own that orange car'

'I wanna talk to you. Come on.'

You got us. This here is Luke Duke.

Come back this way, we'll teach you some manners.

Knock off the hero stuff, Luke Duke. We just want the necklace.

'We ain't got it.'

That fat lady said she gave it to her husband.

You find it and give it back to us and we'll be on our way.

- 'If not..' - "If not" what?

'We'll come back and take care of them two ladies.'

- Oh, they're gonna kill us. - No, they're not. Take it easy.

Alright, alright. Now, just listen up a second.

If we get that necklace, how do we get it to you?

That's real smart, hayseed.

We'll give you that news after you get it. You just remember..

No police or the deal's off.

And them ladies are gonna be cashing in their chips.

'You got one hour. Over and out.'

Listen, Lulu, he's bluffing. Don't pay him any mind.

- He's bluffing, right? - I ain't so sure.

We gotta find Boss and get that necklace fast.

Hold on. Are you thinking about giving them that necklace?

Not for a minute. But these guys ain't stupid.

If we set a trap for them, we need that necklace as bait.

Daisy, did Boss say where he was going after leaving the house?

Yeah. He said something about going to the Boar's Nest

to conduct a little business.

We better get over there fast. Get Uncle Jesse on the CB.

- We got a tire to fix. - Okay.

Around Hazzard, there's pigs and there's Hoggs.

Now, not all Hoggs is pigs

which includes Boss' cousin Big Dan Hogg.

- Alright, where'd you get it? - Oh, oh, oh, Big Cousin Dan.

I thought you did business like you always did business.

- No questions asked. - "No questions asked."

You let one of your members of your own family

buy merchandize that hot?

- Of course, he would. Tell him. - Hush up, Rosco. He is family.

- Oh. - Can't you tell?

- Oh, yeah, 'cause he's just... - Well, sure he is.

Now then, Cousin Big Dan, let's get down to business.

How much you gonna offer me on these here sparklers?

Being you're blood, Cousin J.D., I'll give you 20,000.

Yeah, well, being as money is thicker than blood

I'll take $30,000.

But family's closer than friends.

I'll give you 22.

Yeah, but enemies can sometimes take advantage of family

so I'll take 28.

- 'I'll give you 24.' - Twenty-six.

- Twenty-four. - Twenty-six.

- Twenty-four! - Twenty-six!

- Twenty-five. - Twenty-five.

- 'Done!' - Done.

You strike a hard bargain, Cousin J.D.

- Is that it? Wait a minute. - That's it, Cousin J.D.

I don't figure them two to be too long on smarts or patience

which means time is running out for Daisy and Lulu

if that necklace don't get delivered pretty soon.

Alright. Come on, Daisy.

- 'We're not getting out.' - 'I know that.'

Twenty-five thousand simoleons.

Twenty-five thousand big ones.

- Wait, what's all this? - Boss, we need that necklace.

And so they all told Boss the whole story

about them fellas who stole the necklace

and were now threatening to kill Daisy and Lulu for it.

Threatened you? I'd curl up and die if anything happened to you

my poor little Lulu. And you too, Daisy.

I mean, this whole thing just makes me sick.

Well, then, give us the necklace. That's all we need.

I can't give you the dang thing. I ain't got it.

And Boss told them about fencing the necklace to Big Dan

who was on his way back to Capitol City with it.

Y'all do realize that this wouldn't have happened at all

if Boss was honest... or pigs could fly.

You better get a hold of Big Dan Hogg and get that necklace back.

Somebody's gotta watch Daisy and Lulu, so you boys go on.

That sounds like a good idea.

- That hour they gave us is up. - That's right.

Listen, I'll take over from here on. Alright, let's go.

You watch over Daisy and Lulu real good, Jesse!

'Where's your car, Rosco?'

Come on! You watch 'em now. Don't let anybody get near 'em.

Big Dan was headed for Capitol City

and he had a mighty big head start.

But he wasn't taking the shortcut.

- Alright, come on. - 'Alright.'

Cousin Big Dan, Cousin Big Dan, I gotta talk to you.

Alright, Cousin J.D., so it's a double-cross, is it?

First you take my money, now you wanna rob me of the necklace.

Shame on you! Stealing from kin.

Would you just hush up and let me explain? Listen..

Boss and the boys told Big Dan about the danger

that Lulu and Daisy was in if he didn't get that necklace.

And Big Dan was sympathetic.

Uh, to a point.

I think I understand, Cousin J.D. Lemme get this straight.

- I return the necklace to you. - Yeah.

- You give me back my 25,000. - Well, yeah...

Plus 5,000 for my time and expenses.

Wait a minute. That's highway robbery!

You'd have done the same thing to me, Cousin J.D.

if the positions was reversed.

- And now that's true. - 'Would you just hush up?'

Alright, alright, alright, you're gonna get it back.

Every penny of it. Here, here, here.

Now, let me just count it out.

- Yeah, there's your money. - Okay.

- And there's your blood money. - Thank you, Cousin J.D.

- Now, where's the necklace? - Here you go.

- Sorry, Boss, time's a-wasting. - Wait a minute!

- We'll see you back in town. - Yeah, but...

'Alright, come on. We better go too.'

'Come on, get in here now. Get going, will you, Rosco?'

Can't you get... back up there.

Now, come on. Come on. Oh, no! You did it again.

How can you do that? Alright, come on now! Come on!

'Alright, let's go.'

What's the good word? Have you recovered my necklace?

We're working on it. We should have it within the hour.

Excellent.

And did you take care of those two women?

Not yet. After we get the necklace.

Make sure that you do. I cannot afford to have them identify me.

My... lifestyle would suffer greatly behind prison bars.

Call me when it's done.

Alright.

Time to make that call.

Breaker, breaker. How about it, Luke Duke? You out there?

'You know who this is.'

'You better get them ears on, plowboy or the deal's off.'

Yeah, you've got Luke Duke right here. We got what you want.

Ain't that nice? That wasn't too hard, was it?

We kept up our end of the deal. Now, it's your turn.

We're gonna hand over that necklace

and we got your word no harm will come to the ladies, right?

I give you my sacred oath.

Alright. Now, where we gonna hand this thing over to you?

'There's a little bridge two miles north of town'

'over a dry wash.'

You're talking about Willet Bridge.

That's right.

In about 30 minutes, I wanna see

that orange car come across that bridge.

You throw the necklace out.

Don't stop. Keep going or the deal's off.

Now, you remember this, no cops, no tricks..

Or those ladies are not gonna have any future.

'We're out.'

No tricks, no cops. We got it.

Fell right for our little trap, didn't he?

- Let's go find Enos. - Alright.

While them big bad guns were preparing a reception

at Willet Bridge, old Enos was giving Bo and Luke

a hand with Luke's plan.

Sure hope this works, Luke.

That's them. No sign of any other cars. Good.

- We got it, Mick. We got it. - And that ain't all you got.

Personally, I like doing that more

when there's water in the river.

- I'm coming, Bo. I'm coming. - Enos, Enos, easy. Enos.

- Here's the jewel. - You got them.

And so, while the Hazzard law was taking the two heavies

and the necklace into custody

Bo and Luke took off to tell Daisy and Lulu the good news.

But it all seemed a mite too easy.

Wait a minute. You're telling us that there was a third fella?

Yes, this real good-looking dude that was wearing a carnation

in his lapel.

That's the one I grabbed the case from.

Then we're still not out of the woods, boys.

No, neither are y'all.

They know that you know what they look like

so they're gonna be coming after you, you can bet on that.

Our job's cut out. We gotta find that guy with the carnation.

Let's do it.

And so, while Daisy and Jesse invited Lulu

out to the farm to rest and have a bite to eat

the boys made a beeline for town.

Ain't it sad, Rosco?

I have to turn this beautiful hunk of diamond fortune

over to the state police.

Boss, Rosco.

Bo and Luke told old Boss and Rosco

about there being a third man

who might still come after Lulu and Daisy.

- There's a third. - Oh!

- Oh, you ain't telling me. - Are you kidding?

The plot thickens, can't believe it.

Well, I'll tell you one thing.

Those lowlifes, anybody so low as to harm Lulu and Daisy..

Well, I got even anyway, I cuffed them and I stuffed them

and I didn't even give them their one phone call.

Well, that's it. Give them the phone call.

- 'What? Give 'em a phone call?' - 'Are you kiddin'?'

The fella they're gonna call is gonna be the guy

with the carnation. He'll lead us right to him.

- Ooh. - Oh! That's right!

- Give them a phone call! - Give them a phone call.

Go on, Rosco. Have Enos bring out one of them scums.

Yes.

- 'This is Pete.' - Well, it's about time.

'Is everything taken care of?'

'Not exactly. We've been arrested.'

'We're in the Hazzard County jail.'

'Well, why did you call me? They can trace the number.'

Not if we don't talk over 30 seconds.

'I thought you'd wanna know.'

Those two idiots got themselves caught.

Sounds like that fella wasn't too happy to hear from him, huh?

Listen, you really think that sucker's gonna show up here?

That necklace is worth quarter of a million.

You were gonna sell it for $25,000.

Would you hush up? I wish I'd never seen that dang necklace.

Right now all I'm worried about is my dear precious Lulu.

- And Daisy. - Yeah, and Daisy, of course.

Well, listen, don't you worry your fat little head about that.

I mean, if that dude does show up looking for that necklace

Rosco P. Coltrane will be here waiting for him.

- We'll all be waiting for him. - That's good.

Oh, I tell you, I sure hope this works.

Wilbur, it looks like you and I are gonna have to take care

of those two women personally.

What about the necklace?

My neck is more important than any necklace.

I'm not gonna let those two women send me to prison.

What did you say their names were?

Daisy Duke and Lulu Hogg.

Oh, never mind.

Wilbur..

You're gonna have to make a telephone call.

Daisy, you make the..

Meanwhile, at the Duke farm, Daisy was fixing Lulu a snack

while Jesse was taking care of an emergency.

Two runaway heifers gone looking

for the neighbor's bull.

Hello. Yes, this is Daisy Duke.

Sergeant, who?

Sergeant Katcher, state police, Capitol City, ma'am.

We have taken into custody a third suspect

in connection with the necklace robbery.

We'd like you and your lady friend, Mrs. Hogg

to drive on down and make a positive identification

if you would, please.

Oh, yes. Yes, we'd love to.

Good. And if you could hurry, please, speed is important.

I'll tell you what, we'll take the Miller Road shortcut

and we'll be there in less than an hour.

- Miller Road. - Bye-bye. Oh, Lulu..

Miller Road, here it is. Nice work, sergeant.

Let's go. We'll take your car. They know mine.

- Hold on. - Daisy, take it easy now.

So Daisy wrote Uncle Jesse a note about what happened.

And she and Lulu took off for Capitol City.

By now, the man with the carnation

and the blood in his eyes was heading straight

for Miller road to nail Daisy and Lulu.

That boy don't have no perspective at all.

- You're sure it's gonna work? - I think it will.

Pretty important guy to come around here.

- What choice we got? - Well, I don't know.

Glad you boys are here. Lulu and Daisy and are on their way

to Capitol City and they left this note. I don't like it.

"Sergeant Katcher, state police."

- Let's check it out. Come on. - Yeah, let's give him a call.

No, that's alright. Thanks a lot.

There ain't no Sergeant Katcher.

We better call Daisy on the CB.

This is Lost Sheep to Bo Peep. Come on in, Bo Peep.

But unfortunately, Daisy and Lulu was out of CB range.

Bo Peep, would you come in, please?

- We ain't got time for that. - We can try in the car.

- Well, good. - Let's get going.

If anything happens to Daisy and Lulu...

Now, Bo, don't talk like that.

Just keep good thoughts. Luke, try again.

Just keep at it. Come on.

Bo Peep, this is Lost Sheep coming at you. Come back.

'Get 'em!'

Daisy, that driver must be drunk or crazy!

Lulu, remember that man at the airport?

The fancy man with the carnation?

- Yeah. - Well, guess who's with us.

Oh, Lord. Oh, no. They're out to kill us now.

Not if I can help it.

The General, meantime was closing the gap fast

by taking every shortcut in the county.

And creating new ones where there wasn't none before.

This is Lost Sheep calling Bo Peep.

- Come on. - Try another channel.

Bo Peep, this is Lost Sheep. Come back.

Luke! Luke! I hear you loud and clear.

Daisy, stop. You and Lulu are headed for trouble.

Honey, if I stop now, we're gonna be in more trouble.

Remember that man at the airport, that third man?

- 'Well, he's on our tail.' - Where are you?

'About a mile from Hastings crossroads.'

- Be there in a minute. - Hang on, we're moving now.

- Hold on, Lulu. - I am, honey.

Ah!

It's that infernal orange car. Come on, let's get out of here.

Dang it!

Someday, I'm gonna write a book

about Hazzard County insurance claims.

- You alright, Uncle Jesse? - I guess so.

I thought I told you. You know better than that.

I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.

Here. Put your head out the window, and we'll help you out.

- 'You alright?' - 'Yeah. Yeah.'

Oh, my goodness.

Thank you, boys, for saving our lives again.

- Are you alright? - Yeah, we're alright.

The only thing hurt on us is our pride.

Boss and Rosco was following the events

of the day on the CB, so they hurried out to help.

That's good. Oh, my. Oh, my. There they are.

There they are!

- There you are! - Oh, Lulu, Lulu.

Oh.

You ain't gonna have to worry no more.

'You're safe now.'

I wouldn't be too sure about that, J.D.

I got a hunch them two are gonna be back for Daisy and Lulu.

- Oh. - You're right, Jesse.

Because if those guys have half a brain

you know what they're gonna do to Lulu and Daisy?

If you had half a brain, you'd stop flapping your lips.

Well, listen, fellas, we've got to think of something.

Lulu and I can't spend the rest of our lives hiding.

- That's right. - You won't have to, Daisy.

We're gonna make life easy for those guys.

- We give them Lulu and Daisy. - Wait a minute!

- Are you nuts? - Not exactly. I got an idea.

Now, I know you two could pull off a shuck and jive

I've seen you do it many a time.

Now, Luke's got something cooking

and it's got Boss and Rosco stewing.

So, it's gonna be fun.

- Boss, hold on a second. - No, no.

Wait a minute. Come on back. I know it's gonna work.

Wait a minute!

Alright, everybody. This is as good as it's gonna get.

- Okay? - This I gotta see.

- Well, come on down, J.D. - 'Yeah.'

'Alright, here I come, ready or not.'

I can't get the hang of wearing these here shoes.

Now, my pantyhose are starting to fall down.

'I'll tell you one thing.'

This bra here is about ready to choke me to death.

Well, I guess I made it.

'Oh, that used to be a small step.'

- You too, little brother. - Yeah. Come on, Rosco.

Oh.

Aah! Watch it, will you?

I don't know how you women do it in these shoes.

You know something? I was noticing when you

come down the stairs, that you've got pretty legs.

Oh, hush up, will you? I have?

Well, you know, this is not gonna work though.

You know, you don't look anything like Lulu

and I don't look like Daisy, we're gonna make lousy decoys.

From a distance, it may fool 'em.

All we gotta do is get that guy

with the carnation out in the open.

Once he gets close and realizes that y'all ain't

who you're supposed to be, Luke and I will grab him.

Supposin' he shoots first and looks later?

Alright, alright, listen, I ain't so thrilled

about wearing this here getup neither

but, uh, with Lulu's and Daisy's life at stake

'uh, we gotta make this sacrifice.'

You know, J.D., I'm proud of you for saying that.

- Me too. - Watch it, please!

But, I'll tell you what, fellas. I don't think it's necessary.

Lulu and I can do it. We really can.

Oh, no! We wouldn't hear of that. No, no.

- No way. - Uh-uh.

Listen, you girls are gonna do your part on the CB. Shall we?

Alright.

If you say so.

Now, Lulu, we couldn't do a dang thing without y'all, you know?

- I promise you it's gonna work. - Alright. Here we go.

This is Daisy Duke calling. Lulu Hogg, are you out there?

Daisy, I'm right here, honey.

Jesse, would you look and see if my pantyhose are bagging?

- Well, this left one seems... - Don't touch me.

Jesse, I'm not that type of girl.

Oh, good grief.

What's going on between you two?

Nothing.

The idea was for Daisy and Lulu to pretend they were setting up

a shopping date on the CB.

And to make sure that the killers heard it.

They did it on all the channels.

It was the best performance since Lulu appeared

in the Hazzard theatre production of Little Woman.

Oo-hoo! Goody.

'Yes, Lulu, there is a big sale'

'at the Hazzard Emporium at 2 o'clock.'

It's 1:45. Turn this thing around, Wilbur.

Looks like we got another crack at those ladies.

- Oh, good grief. - Come on.

Don't..

- Don't.. - Be careful.

Now, the real Daisy and Lulu stayed behind in the house

with Jesse for safekeeping, while the decoys were being

driven over to the Emporium by old Enos.

- 'Just hush up.' - 'My girdle's killing me.'

'We've got to do this to help save those women.'

'Don't you know that?'

'I don't mind that. It's just..'

'I think it's above and beyond the call of duty.'

You know, it's not dignified. A police officer in a dress..

Was that a gunshot?

Uh, no. It was just a car's backfire.

You done messed up my coiffure here.

I gotta take my position now. Good luck, ladies.

I'll punch you out. I'll punch you out, calling me...

Don't do that.

Listen, you don't think anybody will notice

I didn't shave my legs.

Oh, never, never. Just wiggle your hips. Come on.

Good grief.

The question now was..

Could Boss and Rosco make it to that store window

without falling off their high-heel shoes.

He so has got some bad taste in his women.

Boss, was that whistle for you or for me?

Oh, who cares? Come on. Get back in the act.

Them fellas, meanwhile, was just coming into Hazzard now.

'There's the Emporium.'

Hey, Luke. Look at that. There's the car.

'Wilbur, look.'

Why, this one looks nice.

You, uh, ladies can come with us.

I beg your pardon, big boy. How dare you?

It's a trap.

Come on. Let's get outta here.

Come on. You two ladies are coming with us.

- 'Get in the car.' - 'No!'

Alright. Hold it, right there. Hold it.

'Wait a minute, Enos!'

Or I just may have to put a bullet into these two charmers.

Are you kidding? I'm Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

Oh, don't believe him. He's really Daisy Duke.

- That's right. - Oh, shut up!

- Get in the car. - No, wait a minute.

- Don't push me. Wait a minute. - Don't trip me.

- Please... - Get in there.

'Wait a minute!'

Dang it, we've been snookered, Luke.

Come on, Enos, the General Lee's faster than your patrol car.

Come on!

Come on. Get in here.

No sign of anybody, Wilbur. Looks like we've outrun them.

Yeah, but they've all seen you now. And me.

Looks like it's time for us to leave the country.

After we've taken care of these two ugly ducklings.

Wait, now, who're you calling a duckling?

Yeah.

You better take it easy, Bo.

If we get too close to 'em and they see us

ain't no telling what they'll do to Boss and Rosco.

Possum on a gum bush. We got 'em into this mess.

Uh, you mean, I did. Me and my brilliant plan.

'We'll just lay back and just pray for a break, huh?'

Ah! Hey, hey!

Well, never mind them, get going!

Oh, oh. Oh, come on.

Listen, you know something, I feel like I'm being used.

Yeah, but, don't use me, will you?

- Here's my purse. - Oh, there's mine.

Ow, ow. These shoes! Help me up! Help me up!

- Oh, here we are. Nowhere. - You hit me in the nose.

I'm sorry. Where are them Duke boys? Weren't they behind us?

I thought so.

You hear something?

- Is that them? - No, it ain't.

- 'Yes, it is!' - Oh, there they are!

Here!

- 'Hold it here.' - 'Here we are.'

- Here we are. - You alright?

- Listen. Hey. - Yeah, listen.

I'm gonna condammeer your car. This is your sheriff speaking.

Alright, enough of that. Let's go after them.

Without Boss and Rosco to worry about

now old Bo and Luke could really pull out all the stops

on the General and go after the bad boys.

'Look, look, look! There they go!'

'We're after them. We're getting it.'

'Wilbur, they're behind us. It's that infernal orange car!'

'Get out of here!'

Get out of the way now!

- Bo, Bo, wait a minute. - Y'all hang on.

'Yee-haw!'

- You guys alright? - Yeah, I'm alright.

Let's get out of here.

Get me out of here!

- Boss, there they are. - There they are!

- Stop, thief! - Hey, hey, get me out of here!

- You're under arrest. - Alright. We got 'em.

Let's go. I gotta get out of this girdle. It's killing me.

Well, he's bagging my pantyhose. That's another..

Well, now, thanks to the Duke boys

it appears as if the dapper Mr. Lipton's gonna have himself

a whole change of lifestyle. The state pokey.

And later, everybody gathered to celebrate and drink a toast

to Mr. and Mrs. Hogg on their 25th wedding anniversary.

And now it's time to blow out the candles.

Come on, Lulu. Big breath.

Dag blast it, didn't blow out but half of them.

Alright, I'll finish it off myself.

- We'll give you a hand. - Alright, do that.

- Alrighty. - Make a wish.

Ah! You did that on purpose, you Duke boys!

- No, we didn't. - You were too close!

Well, friends, I think that we can safely say

that things are back to normal in Hazzard County.

Arrest them for attacking me with a deadly cake!