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Yee-haw!

- Hi, Daisy. - Boy!

It's them dang Beaudrys again.

And that means trouble for Boss.

I'm innocent!

I was framed!

The minute Milo goes for Daisy, he's got a lot of trouble.

Leave my cousin alone! I mean it!

Come on, Uncle Jesse!

♪ Just'a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightnin' the curves ♪

♪ Flatnin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just'a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fighting the system like a two modern-day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw!'

In Kentucky, it's the Derby.

Indianapolis, it's the 500.

In Hazzard, it's the Ridgerunner Old-Timer's race.

Bo and Luke, because of their NASCAR experience

had been asked to lay out the course.

Don't you think Uncle Jesse is gettin' a bit long in the tooth

to be racing around in 'em old shine cars.

Well, you can tell him. I got more sense than that.

And here come the bad Beaudrys from Tennessee.

The last time that they was in Hazzard

they tried to force Daisy to marry old, dumb Milo.

He's the handsome one.

Now what do you reckon they're up to?

Gosh, pa, you think I'll get to see that Daisy gal again?

You forget about her, boy.

That girl ain't nothing but trouble.

We only gotta do this, 'cause you blowed up our dang still.

Yeah, and we got to be getting ourselves another one. Fast.

I mean, we gotta be swiping Boss Hogg's still.

Put your foot to the floor, Sledge, boy. Let's go.

Five miles out and five back. That oughta just about do it.

Yeah, I'd say so.

I suppose the big race is gonna be

between Boss Hogg and Uncle Jesse again, huh?

I reckon it will.

Where'd they come from?

I don't know, but get out of the way!

Yee-haw!

Who the heck was that? Oh, it's them dang Beaudrys again.

- What are they doing in town? - Let's teach them some manners.

I'm right with you.

Hey!

Hey! Hey, they're trying to pass us.

- I know. - Hey, don't let 'em.

Alright, pull over.

- Get out of here! - No way!

You shouldn't have done that. You got me mad.

Me too.

You almost wrecked us back there, Milo.

You got a lot of dang gall showing up in Hazzard County.

- We ain't forgotten last time. - Oh, yeah?

Cut that out, boys.

Put him down, Milo.

Milo, Sledge... you apologize to these here nice fellers.

What for?

The boys here, they just forgot their manners, that's all.

We just passing through, and we don't mean nobody no harm.

Ain't that right, boys?

Yeah, uh, we wanna apologize.

- Don't we? - Yeah, yeah. Like he said.

Well, words are cheap.

You just keep on passing through.

Come on, Bo.

- What'd you have us do that? - Yeah?

'Cause we don't want no chalk with them Dukes.

Boss Hogg's still's what we're after. Come on. Let's go, boys.

Come on, sonny boy. Get in there.

Don't let their clean-cut looks fool you.

The Beaudrys are a human plague.

- Uncle Jesse, you want a beer? - I'm sticking with pop.

- I'm driving. - That's right.

- Hey. - Hey, how you doing?

- Hey! - Hi, Uncle Jesse and Cooter.

'Alright, everybody step up.'

One and all. No bet's too big, no bet's too small.

- Step right up! - Here you go.

On Jesse Duke to win.

Oh, listen here, are you kidding about this pig?

- Boss? Will you take this? - I'm taking all bets, Rosco.

- Alright. - Take the pig.

On Jesse Duke, one pig to win.

Oh, ain't that a cute little porker?

Hey, Uncle Jesse, the way everybody's bettin'

everybody thinks you're gonna win.

It seems like it.

I'll tell you what'll be hard about this race

staying ahead of J.D. Hogg

and keeping an eye on him at the same time.

Well, five will get you ten, Boss'll try to pull something.

Uh-uh. No, no, not with Luke and me watching the whole race.

Rock-a-bye, piggy. Eechie keechie coochie.

- You know something, Boss? - Yeah?

If Flash sees me "coochi-cooching" this pig

you know, she's gonna be jealous.

I'll "coochi-coochi" you if you don't put that pig down.

Get back to taking bets.

I got no place to put this little porker.

- She won't fit in the cash box. - Oh, find someplace!

What's that writing say, pa?

Oh, that-that says something about, oh, some kind of a race.

Boss, Boss, listen. I am terribly worried.

- What? - Yeah.

You know, everybody's betting on Jesse Duke.

Well, so what?

Well, if you don't win, we're gonna lose a bundle.

Alright, will you stop worrying?

I've always been a better wheelman than Jesse Duke.

Ain't that true?

And there's no way that he can win fair and square.

Well..

- Unless... maybe.. - What?

Them two sneaking nephews of his

are planning to do a little cheating.

- You mean the Duke boys? - Yeah.

Sure, well, they wanna see me beat, don't they?

Well, how do we know that they ain't taken their precious

uncle's car, and souped it up without him knowing about it.

- The Duke boys? - Well, yeah.

Like maybe putting on an illegal supercharger or something.

- The Duke boys? - Listen..

- I'm gonna take a look. - Yeah.

- I'll be right back. - Yeah.

Boss looks awful worried, doesn't he?

Aren't us humans weird?

Oh, rock-a-bye, piggy.

- Pa. - Duck, duck, duck.

Oh!

- Mr. Hogg. - Ah! Dag blast it!

Enos, what's the big idea sneaking up on me like that?

I'm sorry, Mr. Hogg, I wasn't sneaking.

I was just wondering what you was doing at Uncle Jesse's car.

Oh, that? Well, I was just checking it out.

To make sure he's racing fair and square.

Mr. Hogg, you know Uncle Jesse wouldn't cheat.

Well, of course I know.

Alright, listen, just tend to your own affairs, will you?

And if you ever sneak up on me like that, I'll have your badge!

Yes, sir.

I'm sorry, Mr. Hogg, I wasn't trying to sneak up or anything.

I didn't mean to spoil your time.

You ain't mad at me are you, Mr. Hogg?

That's just the break we've been looking for, boys.

What do you mean, pa?

Well, that there Boss Hogg's always hanging around his still.

So if we're gonna heist it, we gotta get him out of the way.

- Right. - Right.

Yeah, and I figured out just the way to do it.

Come on, boys.

Alright, everybody. It's getting close to race time.

We gotta take a break in the festivities here

and get into the formalities.

Now, all you drivers gather around here.

Bo will walk you through the course here.

Then I'll give you the final instructions.

As you all know, we start out in front of the Boar's Nest.

And while the drivers' meeting was going on inside..

Dirty work was going on outside.

Alright, Sledge, did you do just exactly like I told you?

Sure did, Pop. Pulled these off.

The steering bolt's all loosened up.

Pa, this is Jesse Duke's car.

Right, right.

Yeah, sir, boys, these here little doodads

is gonna put us right back in the shine business.

I ain't exactly sure what them Beaudry trash are up to

but there's one thing I do know for sure..

Uncle Jesse's in danger.

Okay, gentlemen, to your cars!

- Alright! - 'Alright!'

- May the best man win, J.D. - I intend to.

You've been tryin' 40 years.

- Yeah, well, he's.. - What?

Let's get them, Buford.

What do you think will be the worst... corner?

Beaudry?

Didn't you tell me they were just passing through town?

Well, that's what they told us.

I had a feeling we hadn't seen the last of 'em.

Now, there's nothin' wrong with 'em just watching the race.

Well, as long as they just watch.

The minute Milo goes for Daisy, he's got trouble.

- Come on! - Alright!

- Go for it, Boss. - Hey, wait a minute!

The Beaudrys! What are you doing here?

Rosco, I want you to keep a sharp eye on these crooks.

If they sell their cheap rotgut in my territory, lock 'em up.

We're just here to watch the race.

- Hi, Daisy. - Boy!

- Cooter? - Sir?

Uh, do me a favor and stay close to Daisy

while they're around, will ya?

That ain't no favor, Uncle Jesse, that's a delight.

- Thanks, Cooter. - Good luck to you.

- Alright, Luke. - Yeah, you can do it.

Anderson Corner's wet, right?

Yeah, the spring's up. It'll be alright.

- I'll throw some mud there. - Get the General.

- Come on, Daisy. - We're ready?

Sure you got this fixed up?

Now the only problem is, Daisy ain't the one in trouble.

Alright, Boss. Put the fat to the mat.

- 'J.D.?' - Hmm?

You better trade that scarf for a dust mask.

'Gentlemen, get in your cars, and start your engines.'

Alright, get in there, chubby.

'Just get in there and just win this thing.'

- Come on, Uncle Jesse! - 'My money's on Jesse.'

Now, y'all know that here at the Ridgerunners Race

we don't use a startin' pistol like other folks do.

We do it our own way.

Gentlemen, the revenuers is coming!

Bib Tarkey has taken over the lead.

'Bubba Buford and Jesse Duke are fightin' for second place.'

Come on, Uncle Jesse! Come on!

Boss Hogg is holdin' up the rear.

See, I knew it! There's too much flab in the cab.

Easy, Bubba. That's too fast into there.

Uh-oh, ladies and gentlemen, Bib Tarkey and Bubba Buford

'just done spun out.'

'Now, they're okay, but they're definitely out of the race.'

Jesse.

Ladies and gentlemen, Boss Hogg is now in the lead.

Oh, good!

But the favorite, Jesse Duke, is movin' up to challenge.

- Ha-ha-ha. - Woo-hoo!

Yeah, Uncle Jesse! Come on!

'Yahoo!'

'As they head towards the home stretch'

'it's Jesse Duke and Boss Hogg fightin' it out for the lead.'

Come on, Jesse!

It's Jesse Duke and Boss Hogg, ladies and gentlemen.

They're neck and neck. It's anybody's race now.

Come on, Uncle Jesse! Come on!

You ain't gettin' by me, Jesse.

What's happenin' to the car?

'Well, looks like something's wrong.'

I figured it's about time for somethin' to go wrong.

I worry about Bo and Luke but I get plumb uptight

when anything happens to Daisy or Jesse.

Jesse Duke done crashed.

- Oh! - Daisy, come on.

'Crashed? Is he alright?'

'Is he okay?'

- Uncle Jesse! - Uncle Jesse!

I won! I won!

I beat Jesse Duke!

Wait a minute. Where's everybody goin'?

Uncle Jesse, he done crashed up.

I thought he just dropped out.

Oh, that's awful. Come on, we gotta go help him.

Easy, easy, easy.

There.

Yeah, it all works.

- You're not hurt then? - No, just my pride.

- Here, walk on over here. - Come on.

You know, this means that J.D.'s gonna win.

I sure, sure do hate that.

Sit up on the General now.

Never you mind about Boss Hogg winnin' this race

just as long as you're okay.

Oh man, Lady Luck was shinin' on you.

What happened, anyways?

I don't know.

Steerin' went out.

- Uncle Jesse... are you alright? - Yeah.

Yeah, it takes more than somethin' like that

to put a dent in this ol' hide. Don't you...

Uncle Jesse, I do believe that you've been sayin' your prayers.

Hey, Cooter, help me take a look at this.

- He said his steering went out. - Right.

'Jesse.'

Jesse, are you alright?

Are you alright?

Oh, my goodness gracious, you're alive.

I mean, I sure did wanna beat ya

but I sure never wanted you to crack up like this.

Yeah, I-I'm in one piece, J.D.

'We sure had a race for a while there, didn't we?'

It was the best race ever. And I won!

Hey, y'all, wait a minute. We found somethin' here.

Oh, what? What? What?

'Supposed to be a bolt there that holds'

the steering together, it's gone. Look at this.

Well, that has to be it then.

'The steering went all every which way.'

I couldn't control it.

Well, what happened to the bolt?

Well, it could've come loose by itself

'which I'd find highly unlikely, or else..'

well, or else, somebody was messing with that

cotter pin and the nut that holds it in.

Oh! Are you kiddin'?

Who'd be such a lowlife as to do somethin'..

Wait a minute. What are you all lookin' at?

Well, as much as Jesse Duke and I have disagreed

on a lot of things, I swear that I'd never

do anything that would cause him any harm.

- I believe you, J.D. - Well, I do too.

Boss even went out there and checked Jesse's car

before the race to make sure everything was on the up-and-up.

Dat-ta-tat-tat.

That's right, he did. I saw him.

He had the hood up and was doin' somethin'.

Boss, you was lookin' under Uncle Jesse's hood?

What do you gotta say for yourself, J.D.?

Well, uh, you see, I just wanted to make sure

that them boys of yours wasn't cheatin'.

- Cheatin'? - The boys cheatin'?

- Boss, you got your nerve. - Hey, y'all, look.

Found it in the middle of the road. Must've fell plumb out.

We'd found out that Boss was pokin' around under the hood.

What?

I didn't have nothin' to do with what happened. No siree, Bob.

I mean, and I never touched nothin' in that car.

- I mean I just looked. - Oh.

What's this fell out of your pocket?

My pocket? What are you talkin' about?

It fell out of your pocket. I saw it.

- That? - Yeah.

That's a nut and a cotter pin to a steering bolt.

Y'all, this here was no accident.

You sabotaged our Uncle Jesse's car.

Yep, yep, it sure fits.

Gee! Shame shame, everybody knows your name.

- Now, why did you do it? - I tell ya I didn't do it!

I don't know how them parts got in my pocket.

I never saw 'em before in my life.

I hear what you're sayin', Boss, but it sure looks like you

took off that cotter pin and nut so that bolt would fall loose.

No, I deny it! I deny everything.

Oh, this is an outrage. I'm being framed.

Oh, you're dang right it's an outrage.

You could've killed our Uncle Jesse, Boss.

You've done some lowdown things in your life, Boss

but nothin' comes close to this one.

Now, kids, just pull back a little bit. We ain't sure.

- Well, I'm sure! - Hmm?

Alright, Hogg. You've gone too far this time.

- Rosco. - What?

Don't tell me you're siding with 'em Dukes.

Yes. Enos saw you at the scene.

And you had those things in your pocket, didn't ya?

And Uncle Jesse there, he could've been hurt seriously.

This whole thing is ridiculous. I'm leavin'.

No, no, no, no.

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, little fat buddy.

'Now, listen, I've been your pal through thick and thin'

but there are some things that I can't turn my eyes away from.

And I'm gonna have to arrest ya.

You can't arrest me. I'm the county commissioner.

I pay your salary. I made you and I can break you!

Rosco, you got the authority to arrest him.

Damn right. I've got the authority and I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna do my duty.

Alright, Enos, cuff him 'n stuff him.

No! No, no, I tell you I had nothin' to do with it.

No, no! I'm innocent, as the driven snow!

'But you drifted. Now, get in.'

Why won't anybody believe me?

Now, don't that hitch a cow to a plough.

The master framer, Boss Hogg

has just been framed his own self.

Never thought I'd see the day Rosco would arrest Boss Hogg.

- You got that right. - Well, he sure deserves it.

Pullin' a dirty trick like that on Uncle Jesse.

Now, Daisy, just simmer down.

J.D.'s done some sneaky things in his day..

But I'd never have thought he'd do this to me.

- Maybe J.D. is innocent. - Ugh.

Maybe he's tellin' the truth.

'Maybe we better look into this accident'

a little bit more before we pass judgment on J.D.

Uncle Jesse, we know what we're gonna find.

But if you want us to look into it, we'll just look into it.

Okay, now, boys.

We gotta rip off Hogg's shine operation. Yeah.

I bought me this here map from an old Ridgerunner.

And this thing tells us just exactly where it is.

I sure hate leavin' that Daisy gal.

- She looks so purty. - Forget her.

We come to get us a still and that's all we come for.

That's right.

Meanwhile, back in town, Boss was squealing

like a stuck hog.

Which is exactly what he is.

- Get this thing off me! - Mr. Hogg.

Alright, Hogg, you will face forward

with your fat little jowls with a pleasant expression.

- And you can say "grits." - I'll grits you, knucklehead.

You can't book me like this.

Then I'll shoot you without grits.

Rosco... listen, I'm gonna have your badge, you hear me?

You can't throw me in the jail.

I mean, that's what we do to common criminals.

And that's exactly what you are.

And that's why I've arrested you for illegal tampering

malicious mayhem, and also aggravated assault

against a vehicle.

Yeah, but I keep tellin' you I never touched Jesse's car.

And I sure don't know how 'em parts of his got in my pocket.

Mr. Hogg, we're real sorry about this, but since these charges

are felonies, sir, a-and the circuit judge is coming Tuesday

so we gotta hold you till then

so he can set bail for you. Now, be still.

- Alright. - You look real nice.

Now then, are you gonna say "grits"?

If you don't stop with 'em grits, so help me...

Alright, enough of that. Let's get him fingerprinted.

- Fingerprinted? - That's right.

- Oh, no way. No! - Yes.

You'd rather for me to beat you with a rubber hose?

Now, during all this, em' bad Beaudrys

was pickin' Boss' still clean as a hound's tooth.

And was takin' off for their hideout in Tennessee.

A lot of folks had gone there and never was heard from again.

'Oh, pa.'

My little baby.

Take her away. Let's go here, boy.

And Bo and Luke was recheckin' the scene of the accident

for any clues that might have been missed

and they weren't havin' any luck.

There ain't nothing here that's gonna help us out any.

I guess all we can do is head back to Cooter's

and give that car a thorough going-over.

- Yep. One more time - Let's go.

And here's where the Duke boys' luck started to change.

They're about to run into a clue.

Well, actually, it nearly run into them.

There's them dang Duke boys again.

Hang on.

Come on, get us on out of here, Sledge.

- Those dang Beaudrys. - I'll get out of this.

Come on! Put it all down there.

You see what 'em Beaudrys had in the back?

'Looked a lot like a still to me.'

Dollars to doughnuts, they ripped somebody off.

The way this road curves around

if we jump the creek, we can cut 'em off.

Well, what are you waitin' for? Let's go!

Where they going, pa?

I don't know.

But them there Duke boys is sure up to something.

Hang on.

I don't care where you're from

that is a sight that you just don't see very often.

Come on, boys, let's get ourselves on back home. Come on.

Yow. Look at the size of that hole.

Well, it's a good thing it's in the radiator, not in us.

Let's fix it as best we can. We can put some water in it.

- Alright. - Just leave it. Just leave it.

We sure had a stroke of bad luck runnin' into them Beaudrys.

You know... I've been thinkin' about that.

Suppose Uncle Jesse's right and Boss is tellin' the truth

about being set up.

Who'd be the most likely candidates?

My vote goes for 'em bad news Beaudrys.

Yeah. Let's see, they were at the start of the race.

Hey, they were at Jesse's accident too.

That still in the back of their pickup..

The only one that size around here is Boss'.

Only way to know for sure

is to get that radiator fixed and get out of here.

- I'll go get some water. - Alright.

'I tell you, this is ridiculous.'

Makin' me put on these jail rags.

Well, I ain't no hoodlum. I'm the county commissioner.

You just..

Oh! Dag blast it! You ain't gonna get away with this.

I demand to speak to the governor.

O-or even the president.

I'm sorry, Mr. Hogg, you already made your one phone call.

But I got a wrong number.

- Oh, tiddly-tuddly. - Ah!

They always grovel like that when they're guilty.

Come on, Enos. We got things to do.

But I didn't do it, I tell you!

I'm innocent! I was framed!

Now I know how them Dukes feel.

Bill?

Meanwhile, the boys got the General runnin'

and was arriving at Boss' moonshinin' hideout..

Where they found out that their guess was right.

The still was gone.

Uh, them dang Beaudrys, they-they jumped me

and-and tied me up and they-they swiped everything in sight.

If Boss finds out, he's gonna-he's gonna skin my hide.

Ah, he ain't gonna do no such thing.

- 'You sure you're alright?' - Yeah, yeah.

Well, at least we know it was Boss Hoggs' still on that truck.

What do you suppose it has to do with Uncle Jesse's accident?

I ain't sure, but them Beaudrys gotta be up to somethin'.

Only one way to find out.

Track 'em down, get 'em to talk.

You know, we've been ridin' in the General Lee together

for so long, we're even starting to think alike.

That ain't funny, Bo. Come on, get in the car. Let's get going.

We'll call Uncle Jesse on the CB, and fill him in.

It's nothin' personal. Come on, get in.

Alright.

Uncle Jesse, meanwhile, was able to sweet-talk Daisy

into drivin' him to the jail for a visit with the prisoner.

Probably because he feel so bad.

Well, we'll go in and see him.

You sure are a good friend to him, Uncle Jesse.

Well, J.D. and me, we go back a long ways.

Hi, Daisy. Hey, Uncle Jesse.

Enos, can we see your prisoner?

You surely may. Ya'll come right in.

Oh.

Mr. Hogg, you got some visitors.

- Hello, J.D. - Jesse.

Hey, Boss.

- Daisy. - Yeah.

My, oh, my.

Well, well, well.

Thank you for comin'.

Well... you know, J.D

I'm kind of sorry about all this.

Well, then listen to me, Jesse.

Listen to me good.

Lord knows I've lied and cheated in my time.

Now and then, here and there, but w-what man hasn't?

But this time I'm tellin' the truth, and it's this..

I don't know howthem parts from your car

got into my pockets, so help me.

'Well, you know, J.D.'

in this country, we kind of go by a man's past.

Now, you gotta admit that your past

is not only shady, it's just plumb cloudy.

Yeah, I know, I know.

It all goes back to 'em early days when we was young'uns.

You remember.

You took the straight and narrow path.

I didn't.

'You can sure say that again.'

But so help me, Jesse..

Whatever the case, I never touched your car.

You know, J.D., I'm inclined to believe you.

Alright, everybody out. Visitin' hours is up.

It's time for the prisoner's lunch.

Oh, prisoner, prisoner!

You hang in there, J.D.

Uh, Jesse, what are doin' in there

socializing with that riff-raff..

Especially after what he's done to you?

Rosco, in this country, a man is innocent

until he's proven guilty.

- Now, don't you forget that. - Oh, you tell him, Jesse!

- You tell him. - Oh, tiddly.

Alright, jailor. Come on in here. What's to eat?

After what I've been through, I'm starved.

- Well, there you are. - Oh-ho-ho! Bread and water?

That's right.

Well, that's cruel and unusual punishment.

Ain't you heard? It's unconstitutional.

Listen, don't you wave that bread at me.

After all, that's all the money you gave me

for prisoners' lunches. You can just suffer.

'Lost Sheep callin' Shepherd or Bo Peep.'

'Bo Peep or Shepherd, come back.'

You don't mind if I get this, do you, Rosco?

No, go ahead, but hurry it up.

After all, this is the sheriff's department.

Lost sheep this is Bo Peep. Come on, come on.

Say hello from Rosco.

Hey, Daisy, this is Luke here.

'We've been tryin' to call you because of a new development.'

We found out them Beaudrys made off with one of Boss' stills.

- What? Swiped my still? - Ooh.

Where are you fellas now?

We got a feeling they may know somethin'

about Uncle Jesse's accident. So we're hot on their trail.

Say, how's Uncle Jesse doin' anyways?

- I'll let him tell you himself. - Give me that.

Yeah.

This is Shepherd. Listen, I'm doin' just fine, just fine.

Now, listen, you boys be careful with them Beaudrys.

They're sneaky and they're mean.

That's a big 10-4, Uncle Jesse.

- We're down and gone. - That's who framed me!

- The Beaudrys. - Oh, good grief.

Listen, listen! The old geezer! I remember now.

He was standin' right next to me after the accident.

Jesse, he was the one who slipped 'em

parts of yours into my pocket.

- You mean, Pa Beaudry? - Why would he do that?

Wasn't you listenin'?

To get me out of the way, so he could swipe my still.

- Oh. - Oh!

Rosco, let me outta here. I gotta go after 'em.

Take your chubby little hands off my dry goods.

I cannot let you out of there

even if I wanted to, which I don't!

Rosco, I'm tellin' you the truth. Why won't you believe me?

Because I know how well you can lie.

It's like the story of that boy who yelled wolf

once too often, Mr. Hogg. You remember that one?

Oh, I remember. Ooh, tell him that one, Enos.

That's a good story. That's one of my favorites.

- Well, once upon a time.. - 'Come on, Daisy.'

- He'd always cry "wolf!" - 'Don't do that!'

Enos, you know better than to yell "wolf" like that.

It's scary like that. Just say "wolf.."

'Well, this little boy kept saying he saw a wolf..'

Daisy, this whole thing's gettin' out of hand.

We gotta find out once and for all if J.D's guilty or innocent.

Now, do you still remember the way out to the Beaudrys?

Sure I do, but I'm not taking you there.

I'm taking you home and you're gonna rest.

Now, I'll just be ridin' while you're drivin'.

And if Bo and Luke think the Beaudrys got the answers

they're gonna have to have help gettin' it.

Now, we'll just stop by the house on the way out

and I'll pick up my squirrel gun, just in case.

- Alright? - I'll tell you what's alright.

There's no holdin' you down, is there?

Let's see if I remember right.

The Beaudrys' shack is just on the other side

of the Chattahoochee Valley, isn't it?

- Your mind's like a steel trap. - Thank you.

We oughta be comin' to the turnoff any minute.

Yeah, once we get there, just be careful.

Remember those Beaudrys are a handful.

Ah, don't worry. I'll take care of Pa and Sledge.

Great, then I'll... take care of Milo.

Thanks a lot.

Last time he hit me, I-I didn't wake up for a week.

Alright. Here's the turnoff.

Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! I was framed!

Let me out! Let me out! Let me out!

- Uh, let me out of here. - Sheriff, I've been thinkin'...

- That's your first mistake. - 'Let me out of here!

You know, I saw Mr. Hogg at the car but I didn't

actually see him do anything except bump his head.

Enos, are you now tryin' to tell me, you think that

little fat meadow-muffin in there is innocent?

I don't know, sheriff. Possum on a gum bush.

All I know is a man's whole future is at stake.

You can't do this to me. I'm a taxpayer and a voter

and you can't lock me up in no sardine can!

Silence in the cell block!

Alright, let's go over the evidence again.

Let me out of here! Let me out of here!

'Looking under the hood of the car.'

'He was lookin' under the hood.'

'Lookin' under the hood and I said, "Mr. Hogg.."'

I want out! I want out!

Oh, what the heck. You're right, I give up.

I'm not talkin' about his head. I'm talkin' about, did he put

anything mechanical in the car that could've made it go faster

could've made it go slower, know what I'm talkin' about?

'I did not see him do nothing, sir.'

Hush, Flash, you've had your comfort stop.

He's trying to escape. Get him, Enos.

Well, get up!

I gotta clear my name.

If nobody will help me. I gotta do it myself.

Freeze!

Golly, who'd ever think Mr. Hogg would be a fugitive!

You thought he was innocent, you dipstick.

He's not only a jail-breaker, he's a car thief.

Get in that vehicle. We're in hot pursuit.

Gosh, I just love hot pursuit.

Turn on the gumballs!

I gotta go find 'em. Hey, wait a minute.

That car! No, wait a minute, wait a minute!

Well, it ain't April Fool, and I ain't got no fever..

But I am rootin' for Boss Hogg.

A-ah!

Oh! Oh. Oh.

Hey! Hey!

Driving in Hazzard can be highly stimulating.

And by the this time, the Beaudrys was arriving

at their hideout in the hills

and settin' up Boss' swiped still.

We did it, Pa. Just like you figured.

Sure is a beauty.

Get your paws off that thing, Milo.

Yeah, we don't want you to blow this one up, too.

- Don't tell me... - Hey, you cut it out now, boys!

Cut it out!

Come on, boys. Let's get this thing in

and get ourselves back into business. Come on.

Meantime, Bo and Luke was gettin' closer and closer.

While quite a way's back was Daisy and Jesse.

And behind them in the parade came Boss with Rosco and Enos

in hot pursuit.

This is Rosco P. Coltrane, calling a little fat fugitive.

'I want you to pull it over. I mean now.'

Yeah? And I'm tellin' you to take a flyin' jump

into a dry creek!

You are an escaped convict, and it's my duty to apprehend you.

You ain't gonna shoot Mr. Hogg now, are you?

I'm gonna shoot out his front tire.

Wait a minute.

Oh, no, no. Oh, no!

Alright there, freeze!

- We've got you! - Hands up!

What did you do to me? Oh, look at that!

You're alright. Never mind that.

- Get your hands off of me. - Put your hands over here.

Oh, stop it. Stop it!

You're tickling me.

You're tickling.. Roscoe, please, wait.

I beg of you. For old time's sake, go after them Beaudrys.

- Oh, and at least question 'em. - Tiddly-tuddly.

He ain't askin' too much, sheriff. Why don't we?

- I beg of you. - Oh, alright!

- Oh. - Just this once.

But remember, you're still my prisoner.

Bless you, Rosco. Bless you.

- Alright, never mind. - Come on, let's hurry.

Let's hurry. Hurry! Hurry!

Come on, come on, get in.

Get in. Don't waste a minute, will you?

I gotta go and prove my innocence.

Come on! Come on!

Bo, we oughta be gettin' close.

What are we gonna do once we get there?

We stash the General and sneak up on 'em.

If we can get one of them alone..

Well, hopefully, we're smarter than they are.

We could trick 'em into talkin' about the accident.

Good idea. We get Milo.

You hear that, boys? We got us visitors.

- Let's go get 'em. - Come on! Come on!

- You big dummy! - Hey, shut up!

Ah, those dang revenuer traps.

Come on, let's get the heck out of here.

- Got it? - Yeah, I got it.

- Let's get going. - Alright.

And while the Beaudrys was a-huntin' for the boys

the boys was a-huntin' for the Beaudrys.

Daisy and Jesse was climbin' up into the hills.

Better take it easy, Daisy. We could be gettin' close.

Well, they sure didn't waste any time settin' that still up.

Shoot, what are we gonna do?

How are we supposed to grab one of 'em when they ain't there?

I know a sure-fire way to flush out..

An old moonshine maker like Pa Beaudry and his boys.

- Alright. - Just get rid of the still.

- It's the still! - Wasn't me.

Come on, boys!

That was an explosion, and it wasn't too far off.

Yeah. It sounds like it came from over there.

Let's go.

Come on! Let's go!

That sure flushed them out, alright.

That ain't all it flushed out. Look over there.

- Stay down, now. - Good shot.

- What are you doing here? - You're supposed to be sick.

We were looking for the still. And heard you find it.

- We found it, alright. - We found it real good.

Come on, Milo. Get some water, boy!

Get some water!

Milo, get some water!

Just what we wanted. Milo's off by himself.

The other two can't see him. Let's go grab him.

Bo, ain't you forgetting something? We tried that once.

- 'Daisy.' - Yeah?

You ever heard the one about how

you can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar?

Oh, now, Luke..

- Willing to give it a shot? - You bet.

- No, I... - That's what we came here for.

Besides, I got a score to settle with this fella.

- You only got a couple minutes. - We'll be here if you need us.

He's as dumb as he is big, so be careful.

Shh! Come on, let's follow her.

Alright, alright. We're almost there, ain't we?

Yeah, I recognize this route.

Yeah, come on! Don't slow down now, would you? Come on!

Psst! Milo!

- Daisy! - Shh!

What are you doing here? If pa saw you, he'd get mad!

I know. My cousins would get furious with me, too.

- But, Milo.. - Yeah?

I missed you.

I wanted to see you.

- You ain't bugged at me? - Oh, Milo.

I thought about you, and I thought about how..

How... how big you are.

And strong.

And smart too.

- I am? - Oh, yeah.

I mean, yeah, yeah.

Milo! Where in tarnation is that water, boy?

Oh, coming, pa!

Milo, when I realized it was you

who set up Boss Hogg for that accident..

'...I realized I lost a real smart man.'

Yeah, well, it was Pa's idea really.

But wasn't it a doozy, though?

Taking 'em parts off that car

and sticking them in that feller Hogg's pocket. Shh!

How about that? Boss was telling the truth.

Yeah, he was right and we was wrong.

Milo's our star witness.

Let's get him and get out of here fast.

- Okay, be quiet. - Alright.

Sure are cute.

Listen, I better get back with the water.

Yeah.

- Will you wait here, Daisy gal? - Oh, Milo, I'll wait.

Milo..

One word, and it'll be your last.

Just talking.

- Let's get out of here. - Come on, let's move.

Stop right there, you varmints.

And drop that gun.

Milo, you leave my cousin alone! I mean it!

Watch it! Watch it!

Come on, come on.

We're lucky to be in one piece. Alright, where are they?

What happened? What happened?

The Beaudrys is getting away. Where'd they go?

- What? What's going on here? - We got Milo to talk.

It turns out the Beaudrys sabotaged Uncle Jesse's car.

- Oh, they admitted it! - Yeah, yeah, they did.

- Rosco, I told you. - Let's get out of here.

We told you, sheriff.

Enos, don't just stand there, get after those Beaudrys.

But, sheriff, you broke my patrol car.

Oh, dag blast it!

- Come on, Milo, you big dummy! - Come on, get in here!

'Let's get on out of here, boys. Come on!'

'You did it again, didn't you, Milo?'

- 'You did it again, you big... ' - 'Oh, shut up!'

Why don't we fight 'em, pa? Why are we running away?

You're forgetting our booby trap, boy.

Yeah, I'm gonna lead these there Duke boys right on into them.

And that'll be the end of them.

What they slowing down for?

I don't know, but keep a sharp lookout.

Go around.

That's why they was slowing down.

They was leading us right into a revenuer trap.

Bet they're trying to lead us to another.

Gotta spot it before they get us there.

Oh, dag blast it!

Well, this here next one, we're gonna be getting them for sure.

Looks like they're heading toward that clump of spruce.

The minute he veers off-line, we take him.

Ready? Now.

Get out of my way! N-o-o!

'Get us out of here. Come on. What's he doing?'

Looks like the Beaudrys' trap done caught them, huh, Luke?

I have to give an assist to the General.

Yeah.

Where are we, pa?

And so the Dukes solved the mystery

of who sabotaged Jesse's car.

Boss got out of jail, and the Beaudrys was put in.

What's going on here?

Now, let's see how you like being a jailbird..

And just wait till you try the food.

Oh, Daisy, I'm so grateful to you. Thank you.

What passes for Boss' good name was cleared..

Thanks to the Dukes.

But as soon he got through thanking them..

Rosco, what the heck are you doing?

Oh my, oh my!

It looks like you're getting a ticket for illegal parking.

Boss, you saw him roll it in here, same as we did.

Still, you're breaking the law, so you'll have to pay for it.

You've got to be kidding.

J.D., you mean after all we've been through

you're going back to your crooked ways?

Like I always told you, Jesse, it's in my nature.

I can't change. Write 'em up, Rosco!

There are some things that just don't change..

Even in Hazzard.