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It's the sheriff. He's alive. He is.

He's alive, alright. But is he really Rosco?

What is this? Some kind of joke?

- Does that sound like a joke? - Mm-mmm.

Let's get this show on the road.

Rosco the renegade.

In hot pursuit!

We've lost Rosco.

It was you!

I don't believe it. Two Roscos.

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you've never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straight'nin' the curves Flat'nin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw.'

Well, it was a lovely spring mornin' and Bo and Luke

had the General out for a little spin.

Nothin' really special.

But what to their wandering eyes should appear?

Yep, you guessed it. Two damsels in distress.

Which for Bo and Luke usually means trouble.

Holy smoke, it's Sue Ann and Marti Hansen.

They got car trouble.

Boy, if I might borrow a phrase from Rosco.

'Coo-coo I love it, I love it.'

- Hi! - Hi!

Ha ha, I'll be a son of a gun.

Where have you handsome girls been hiding out

these last couple of months?

Well, we'll be happy to tell you Duke boys all about it.

While you changin' that tire for us.

Uh-huh.

- Uh, we-we can do that. - Sure.

You see that sizzlin' repartee is what make the Duke boys

so popular in Hazzard.

Boss Hogg was worried sick over the expected arrival

of one million dollars in brand new bills

from the Atlanta Federal Reserve

to replace the worn out bills, which in itself is a miracle.

Once Boss gets his hands on money

it don't do too much circulating.

Here's the street that goes past the court house.

- You got it? - Mmm.

And here's the street that goes right across it

makin' an intersection and there's my bank..

Right at the corner, you see.

Now, at exactly 12 noon, that armored truck

with all that money's gonna come drivin' into town

and park itself right there next to my bank.

Now, when that armored truck arrives at 12 noon

with all that money, well, the driver's gonna have

a photo positive ID cards for you two, you see.

And you, Enos, I want you right out there in front of the bank.

You see that?

And, Rosco, you'll be right there too.

Wait just a pea-pickin' minute here.

I am the sheriff and he is just a deputy.

- Why is his "X" bigger? - That's right, Mr. Hogg.

Keep that up and you're gonna be

an ex-sheriff, alright.

Alright. Here, look, look, look. Big enough?

- That's a biggie. - That make you happy?

Alright, now, come on.

I wanna get out to the bank and practice.

So, we know we got it right.

Hey, Boss, and-and little Flash could be right there

and then we'd have a tic-tac-toe.

Oh, please, come on. Come on.

Oh, I'm good at games, you know.

- Well, ain't you through yet? - Yeah, I'm through.

Alright, girls..

I'll tell you what we'll do. What I'll do.

Bring this tire..

Over to Cooter's garage..

In town and he'll fix it for y'all.

'Here's your keys.'

And when do you figure we can pick the tire up?

Me and Bo will bring it when we meet you for a picnic.

'Jensen's Hollow in say about an hour?'

- Oh, we'll bring the food. - Yeah.

- Bo'll bring the tire. - Alright.

Food and the tire.

Well, I've eaten worse.

Enos, like I showed you on the chart..

You stand here.

You're supposed to be right down there by the curb.

- Here. - That's the idea.

'Wait a minute. I'd changed all that.'

'You get up here.'

'Oh, way up here.'

Too far away. Get over here. Both of you.

By-By the curb. Right here. That's it.

Alright, here with our hands on our guns.

Yeah, and if anybody shoots or get any fancy ideas about..

Seen enough of him?

I suppose so.

'You suppose so?'

After month of studying that boob sheriff

plus all the information we know about him

you better know so.

When that armored truck comes in tomorrow..

With the money at 12 noon.

You got to be Rosco P. Coltrane.

Yeah, and make everyone in town believe it.

Gentlemen, you have nothing to worry about.

I am more than ready.

Doc sure did one heck of a plastic job on that face.

'I can't tell 'em apart.'

Me neither. Boy, when that armored truck guard

compares him with that photo-positive ID card..

He ain't gonna see no difference, no way.

We have a saying in the theater of which

I have been associated for 20 years..

Let's get the show on the road.

Let's get that sheriff.

Do dee do.

This..

Ho ho, ho ho ho ho, hoo! What we have here?

Let's try to take him out of town.

'Police work's my life. Go on, I tell ya.'

Hey!

'Rosco, come on, now. Wait a second.'

Looks serious, uh-huh. Let's see now.

Rosco, you can't write us a ticket for illegal parking.

You just knocked the General Lee into the red zone yourself.

Oh, tiddly-turdley. Now, that's just your word against mine.

You're in a red zone, you get a ticket.

I've already made it up.

Rosco, do you know the meaning of integrity?

Uh, are you kidding?

It's something you ain't got.

This is what I think of your ticket too.

Well, see..

See, that's a shame shame. Everybody knows your name.

You get another ticket for that one.

Well, you better go got another ticket book.

I gotta go get another ticket book?

You two just freeze it here.

We'll freeze it right here.

- I'll be right back. - Okay.

'Oh, I love it. I love it.'

'Police work is my life.'

Hey, Rosco, why don't you mail it to us?

Aha! I see ya.

See, I knew you weren't gonna freeze it.

I love it. Hot pursuit.

Come on, Kelly, let's get him.

- What does integrity mean? - Will you forget that now?

Shoot! Rosco.

No way we're gonna meet them girls for that picnic now.

Tryin' to get away from Rosco, huh?

Gah, well, not today.

Oh!

Oh!

Wonder what happened to him. Ain't like him to give up.

'Maybe his car broke down. What say we go give him a hand?'

Are you crazy? He'll just give us some parking tickets.

I know, but we can't just leave him out here alone.

- Are you sure? - Turn it around.

'Alright.'

What? What? What?

'Wait a minute here! You don't go stopping me.'

I just was in a horrendous..

'Well, you know something, you know, I'm an officer.'

'I'm the law. Listen. Listen.'

'Listen, I'm serious. You're gonna make me mad.'

Listen, you know, you know who you've got here?

Listen.. Ooh.

Listen..

'Hang on. Stop it.'

Tire tracks.

Rosco?

- Rosco! - Rosco.

He's been trapped in there. Come on.

Any sign of him, Luke?

I can't see anything. How 'bout you?

No. Go down again.

- Where is he, Luke? - I don't know.

Rosco!

Rosco!

Luke, he ain't in there.

Come on, let's get out of here. We gotta get Cooter.

Come on, come on out.

Come on.

Come on.

Ol' Rosco never could swim a lick.

Luke, if Rosco ain't in that car..

I know.

He's gone, Luke.

Rosco's gone.

While you reckon it is that sometimes losing an enemy

is kinda like losing a friend.

Luke, um, I looked everywhere in that dang car.

He just ain't in there.

I'm gonna look some more.

Ah, ah, ain't no use.

What?

Rosco ain't going anywhere.

I'm gonna call Cooter and see if he can't get

that wrecker out here.

Uncle Jesse and Daisy.. Oh, shoot!

Cooter, Cooter..

This is Luke Duke calling Cooter Davenport.

'Come on, Luke.'

'Get to the Hazzard Lake soon. We got big trouble.'

Uncle Jesse, Daisy, this here's Luke.

We got trouble out at Hazzard Lake.

Get here, alright?

Uncle Jesse, what do you think this is all about?

I don't know.

But it worries me that Luke couldn't tell us over the CB.

'Oh, no!'

'Oh, my God! What.. Uncle Jesse.'

Well, we-we dove down a couple times and, uh..

Couldn't find no body anywhere.

There's no sign of Rosco.

Poor Rosco.

'I guess we made him chase us too many times, Luke?

Uncle Jesse, we didn't mean no harm in it.

It isn't you that decides when somebody's time comes to go.

Good Lord does that.

Well, whether we like it or not, there's some things we gotta do.

Uh, Cooter, get your tow truck, and let's get that car

out of there and..

I guess somebody's gonna have to tell J.D. and Lulu.

Well, let's get at it.

Fortunately friends, the only thing hurt

about Rosco is his pride.

Careful, sheriff. You'll hurt yourself.

Just relax, you ain't going nowhere.

Alright, now, I got it figured out.

- This is a kidnapping, right? - Wrong.

Ooh! Well, how much money do you want?

- Nothing. - Well, I can raise that.

Believe me, sheriff, you're not kidnapped.

We just, uh, borrowed you for a while.

Borrowed? That rattles my slats. You don't borrow a human being.

You borrow a cup of sugar maybe.

Alright, you mavericks, what are you really up to?

Take the blindfold off.

See if he can figure out what we're up to.

Yeah, well, ya finally come to your senses, see?

Through fear and..

Ooh!

'I me.. You're me.'

'I mean I'm you.'

Mama didn't tell me there was two of us.

And there isn't.

There's only one Rosco P. Coltrane

and that's me, you dipstick.

You can't be me. I'm me.

No. Not as long as I'm you, there is no you

just me being you.

Geh doh doh.

Well, you can't fool me.

Listen here, I've got an advantage

because I've known me a lot longer

than you have, so there.

My dear Mr. Coltrane, now there can't be two sheriffs in Hazzard

when that armored car gets there, can there?

Can it, Woody. You talk too much.

Ohh, see, oh..

Oh, shame shame, everybody knows your name.

Now, I know what you're up to.

You're after that federal reserve money, aren't ya?

'Well, I'll tell you one thing, it won't work.'

Ill tell-I'll tell you why. Because that driver

he's got a positive ID photo of me

and he can tell it's me in a second.

- You really think so, huh? - Yeah.

Well, I don't.

And if he can't, then you get the blame.

Guh ge goo, you dipstick. Oh, I love it, I love it.

Where is he?

Meanwhile, Boss was spittin' fire 'cause ol' Rosco

wasn't there for another practice session to protect

the federal reserve money.

It's been two hours since he left

to get himself a big orange.

Shee! Uhh!

I sure wish the sheriff was here, too, Mr. Hogg.

Flash here won't eat anything I try to give her.

She's real loyal, ain't she?

That ain't all she is.

Flea-bitten hound.

Uh! Oh.

Well, well, well, well. Lookie here, lookie here.

'Hey, Uncle Jesse. Hey, Daisy.'

All you Dukes together in one big bunch.

Just like bananas.

Did you get that joke? You want me to explain it to ya?

J.D., uh, there's somethin' we gotta tell ya.

- Huh? - We, uh..

Uncle Jesse, we-we'll step outside, alright?

Uh... yeah.

Uh, J.D., why don't you and Enos sit down over here?

- Sit down? - Yeah.

I got myself the feeling that you're aimin'

to tell me somethin' I don't want to hear.

Uh, Enos, just sit down there.

Alright, I'm sittin'. Go on, tell me.

Now, fellas..

'...I guess the best way to do it is just to get at it.'

- We've lost Rosco. - Yeah, well, so have I.

Went out of here two hours ago, ain't seen him since.

What I'm tryin' to tell you, J.D. is that Rosco is..

Passed on.

Sheriff Rosco's dead?

His car went off into Hazzard Lake

and went right to the bottom.

He's done that 100s of times

goin' into the lake and walked away.

This time he didn't walk away, J.D.

Where is he, Uncle Jesse?

We don't know.

The boys dove on the car several times

and they couldn't find him.

We figured that maybe them currents out there

in Hazzard Lake just... pulled him away.

Rosco's really gone, huh?

Sorry, J.D.

Lulu. Who'll tell Lulu?

Well, we figured..

That you'd want to do that.

Yeah, I wanna do that. I better call her.

What am I gonna tell her? What am I gonna tell her?

Flash girl, don't you worry none.

I'll take good care of ya.

Just like the good sheriff would if he were still here.

Uncle Jesse, I think, uh..

Luke and me run over to the church.

- Say a few words for Rosco. - I think we'd all like to.

Daisy and I'll go along.

Of course, the Dukes had no way of knowing it

but Rosco was doing his own praying

to get free from them bandits and back to his job

'cause about all he had left was pride.

Woody, we got a problem. It's all over the CB.

Everybody thinks the sheriff drowned

when his car went in that lake.

D'oh! Are you kidding?

Everybody thinks I'm dead?

Well, listen, let me out of here.

I gotta get to that funeral before

before they bury me alive.

'What should we do, Arnie?' We can't have Woody here

playing the part of a dead man.

Hold it.

- They think he's dead, right? - Right.

'When you show up, you just act out'

'a nice cock 'n bull story for everybody'

how ya pulled yourself outta that lake.

Right.

I just wander around in the woods for, say, 24 hours

then I come out and I pretend

like I-I don't remember anything.

Good, they'll buy that.

Are you kiddin'?

Nobody in his right mind would buy that.

I don't even buy that.

Ah, you make it sound like I hit my head on a rock or somethin'.

Thanks, sheriff, that's good.

We'll use it.

You hit your head on a rock.

I like that.

I can just play it stupid like the sheriff here

for giving us the idea.

Who you, who're you calling dumb you pea picker.

Well, I'll just, I'll give ya, I'll just..

That night, Boss and Lulu

had about all they could say grace over

consoling each other about Rosco.

Dear dear, baby brother.

I've lost my dear dear friend..

And a devoted business associate.

He's gone to his reward.

Yeah, just reward, just reward.

Oh, honeykins, we've got to give Rosco

the biggest wake ever seen.

It will be, it will be Angel fruitcake.

I promise you. I'm sure half the county will be there.

Oh, yeah.

The next morning, three things was happening.

The Dukes were on their way to Boss' house

to pay their respects to Lulu and Boss.

That armored truck with one million dollars

was already on its way to Boss' bank in Hazzard.

And them bandits with that fake Rosco

was on their way to Hazzard to steal the armored car money.

How's that?

Good enough.

Need help, Jesse?

Hey, folks.

Looks like Uncle Jesse is going to have

to cut back to a dozen biscuits, ain't he?

He's got it.

Hey Daisy.

You'll just go right in.

Mr. and Mrs. Hogg will be receivin' in the living room.

- Alright. - Thank you.

Alright, now, just remember, if there's any change

when that money's comin' in, you give us a call.

Yup.

- Don't worry. - Good luck, sheriff.

- Hurt ya? - Think hurt.

And so that phoney Rosco was on his way.

While the real Rosco wasn't goin' nowhere.

It's that good, huh? Guh-h, guh-h.

- Oh, Daisy. - Lulu.

We're so sorry, Lulu.

J.D..

We're sorry about Rosco.

Boss, Rosco was a..

He was a human being.

Oh, Lulu, we're so sorry.

We're sorry for you, too, Flash honey.

Oh..

Oh-h.

Possum on a gumbush.

It can't be.

It can't be.

Please let it be.

It is, it is!

It's the sheriff, it's the sheriff.

He's alive!

He's alive. Ha ha ha.

Everybody, everybody, everybody.

Everybody, it's the sheriff!

Oh, no no no.

It's alright. It's alright, Enos.

Yes. It's the sheriff. He's alive!

- What? - He's alive, he's here alive.

- He's alive! - Sheriff!

Oh, Rosco, ha ha!

You're alive, yes, you're alive.

Oh, my baby brother ain't dead.

Rosco, let me look at you, you're real. Let me feel ya.

Come everybody, feel him, feel him.

Oh, Rosco!

Welcome home.

Oh, dear, thank you.

How you guys just, o-oh..

We are the happiest to see ya.

We looked everywhere for you. We was prayin' for ya.

Looks like you took quite a lick there, Rosco.

Oh yes. See what happened is just when I went into that lake

and I had to swim out, then I hit my head on a rock.

And now I feel a little queasy.

You know what bothers me?

I'd believe him in a New York minute.

Rosco, your poor head, it's all black and blue.

I think we'd better get you to Doc Appleby's right away.

Well, uh... the-the doc..

Well, I went to see Doc Ap..

Um, he said it was just a minor injury.

Doesn't look so minor to me.

Look, sheriff, there's Flash, come out to say hello.

Uh, oh, yes. There's the puppy. Ha ha.

Oh, well, did you miss me, boy?

Flash is a girl.

Uh, I meant girl, you know..

I think she snapped at me, I think that she's mad

because I haven't been around to feed her, you know.

Oh, oh, Boss.. Uh, uh, listen..

Um, have you forgotten about the armored car?

Huh? What armored car?

Ah, the one that's bringing the money in.

Bringing what money?

Oh-h-h.

The armored car bringing the money.

Oh, my goodness. You're passing away.

Well, it just took my mind right off of that.

Lookie here. It's 11 o'clock, only got one hour left.

- Gotta get my hat. - Uh, yes. Let's hurry.

- Uh, Rosco? - What?

Excuse me, but, uh..

You remember that parking ticket

you tried to give Luke and me, this morning?

- We'd be proud to take them. - Won't give you a run for it.

Ha-ha.

Parking.

Oh, those parking tickets.

Well, uh, forget about those parking tickets.

Because I've got other things to think about.

Rosco, come on, come on, come on.

Don't-don't stand there. Enos, you too, come on.

Well, he must've taken quite a knock on the head.

He's actin' awful strange, ain't he?

Strange? When he puts off givin' you a ticket that ain't strange.

That's downright weird.

Well, he sure has been through a lot.

Yeah.

He gets a little rest, he'll be his old self again.

I suppose.

Hm, that business about Flash.

Well, it's good to see him alive again.

Yeah.

We don't need these things anymore.

- Uh-uh. - No.

As long as we're here, why don't we

just go do some shopping?

- Come on, Daisy. - Alright, Uncle Jesse.

- I'll walk with y'all. - Get me some socks?

Hey, shoot, we forgot to give him his hat.

- Let's go do it. - Alright.

- Ain't it somethin'? - It is.

Good to see him back.

Now, meanwhile that armored truck

with that million dollars was running smack on time

to make Hazzard at high noon.

And them bandits were counting the minutes

to get their hands on that money, too.

Boss was puttin' Enos and that phoney Rosco through

the final security practice

for when the armored truck arrived.

So you remember everything that you're supposed to do?

I certainly do, Boss. I certainly do.

Oh, excuse us.

Hold everything. Hold everything.

What's going on here?

Well, in all the excitement about seeing Rosco alive..

We forgot to give him his hat. We found it in your car.

'Alright, he's got his hat, now, you get.'

'You hear, go on.'

Uh, uh, I appreciate it, Luke.

This is Bo, sheriff.

Yeah, I'm Luke, Rosco.

He's, he's Luke.

Uh, of course you are.

I know that, it's just, uh,

I have this tremendous pain in my head.

Yeah. We can see that.

Alright, he's got a pain in his head.

Give him air, give him room. Get, get, get.

Glad you ain't dead, Rosco.

Alright then. Oh, now where were we?

Let's see..

Oh, dang, blast that phone.

J.D. Hogg here.

Well, ain't you gonna say it?

- Oh, uh, say what? - What you always say.

Which is..

Say hello from Rosco.

Say hello from Rosco.

I will not.

J.D. Hogg here. Yeah?

More trouble.

That call was from the armored truck driver

telling Boss that they had a flat tire.

And were goin' to be an hour late

delivering that money.

Alright. Yeah.

Oh, bad news.

- Bad news? - Yeah.

Flat tire on that armored truck.

- Oh-h. - Yeah, I mean..

That million dollars is gonna be one hour

late getting here.

Well, I gotta do somethin' meanwhile.

I'm going in my office and settle accounts.

Rosco, Enos, you learn that map byheart.

That phoney Rosco also realized that he had to get

to a private phone to tell his buddies of the time change

of that armored truck.

O-oh, I, uh..

Enos, you stay here and study the chart, you dipstick.

I've got other business.

But, sheriff, Mr. Hogg told us to keep on practicin'.

Sir?

There's only two public phone booths in Hazzard.

And right now, both of them are busy.

In this one, that phoney Rosco was telling his fellow bandits

about the armored truck's arrivin' at Boss' bank

an hour later than planned.

And in this one, Bo and Luke were on the wire

with ol' Doc Appleby about Rosco's behavior

since the accident.

Wh-uh, Rosco had an accident?

I didn't know that.

I haven't seen him in quite a spell.

Well, that's funny.

Why would he lie about something like that?

Well, I'm not saying he lied.

He might've had a concussion and if he had a concussion

he could think he came to see me.

Or anything else for that matter.

Shoot. Is there anything me and Bo can do?

Well, yes, Luke, there is.

If he's hurt, get him here

to the Capital City Hospital for some tests.

That's easier said than done but we'll give it a shot.

Thanks a lot. Talk to you later.

What's easier said.. What'd he say?

He said Rosco may have a concussion.

He wants him over at Capital City Hospital

as soon as possible for tests.

Any idea how we're gonna get Rosco in the car with us?

May take a little arm-twisting, come on.

Alright.

Hi, sheriff. That didn't take long.

You wanna practice what to do when that armored truck arrives?

No, Enos. Not now, I-I've got a headache. Where's the aspirin?

In the medicine cabinet over there like always, sheriff.

Oh, of course, it is.

Oh, this thing is driving me absolutely..

If you're hungry, I can get you something

to eat over at Vinnie's.

Uh, who's Vinnie?

Remember, sheriff, he makes your favorite pies of pie.

Hey, Enos. How're you doin'?

'Hey, Bo. Hey, Luke.'

Wh... what are you doing here?

Well, uh..

Doc Appleby said that you might have some sort of concussion.

And he told us to bring you over to Capital City Hospital.

Yeah, to get some tests done.

No. I'm not going over there.

Rosco, you ain't yourself.

You've been forgettin' things, you ain't well.

Well, that's for sure, come on, Rosco

we're taking you to the hospital, Rosco?

I'm not going anywhere, o-o-h.

- Sheriff? - Oh!

I'm sorry, sheriff.

But you ain't yourself. Bo and Luke's right.

'You best do like what Doc Appleby says now.'

You know, Enos, you're a traitor.

'That's what you are.'

Uh, we're supposed to be over there with that armored truck

when it comes in with the money.

I can handle that myself.

And I ain't a traitor, sheriff.

- I'm your friend. - Well, I know.

Uh, well, uh, listen.

I'll go with you to the hospital.

I just have to put these on the Boss' desk.

Not that way, sheriff.

- Rosco. - Hmm?

Sheriff, the other way, sheriff.

It's just this headache. It's got me crazy.

Ha, it's just..

I ain't never seen nothin' like this.

Even in the Marines..

Uncle Jesse and Daisy ain't gonna believe it.

I know.

Yeah.

'This is Woody.'

They're taking me to Capital City Hospital.

They're taking you where?

The Capital City Hospital.

Now, listen, if you want me to meet that armored car

you better get me out of this.

We're on our way.

Get him out of here.

Oh, well, you finally come to your senses, huh?

Alright.

Alright.

I'm ready to go to the hospital now.

You're doing the right thing, sheriff.

- Come on, let's get going. - Yeah.

Now, them bad dudes

had stashed poor Rosco in the closet.

And took off to intercept an unsuspectin' Bo and Luke.

Bo and Luke were taking that phoney Rosco to the hospital

that armored truck recovered and was getting

closer to Hazzard with that million dollars.

'Listen, boys, I'm not really feelin' that bad.'

'Let's forget about the hospital.'

'Just take me back to Hazzard?'

Let the doctor be the judge of that.

- Alright, Rosco? - Oh, look, please, Bo.

Rosco, for crying out loud, you keep making the same mistake.

That's Luke. I'm Bo. You're sick.

Gotta be along here somewhere.

This is the only road to Capital City.

'There, there they are.'

What in the heck is he doing?

No idea but you're gonna get to talk

to him, looks like.

You see that? He's trying to run us off the road.

Of course I saw that. Who are they?

Dang it.

Listen, that is a direct violation.

Pull 'em over, and I'll give them a ticket.

I think I'll just run away right now.

Do it, Bo, step on it.

- I said pull it over. - 'Rosco.'

Now, how would you like to try to explain

to Bo and Luke, what was going on?

'Rosco.'

Alright, fellas, get your hands up.

Get over here.

Are you satisfied now, Rosco?

Nice work, Woody.

Woody? Who the heck is Woody?

Gentlemen..

I'm Woody.

I thought you country bumpkins would enjoy a good performance.

Rosco, what are you talking so funny for, come on back over...

Bo, it ain't Rosco.

What are you saying? Look at him.

- 'It ain't Rosco.' - It ain't Rosco.

I can't believe we went for that hit in the head story.

That's why he got everything wrong back there in town.

- Flash knew he was a phoney. - You, shut up!

Hey, what did you do with Rosco?

Arnie, Kelly, get them in the car.

Come on, fellas. Let's go for a ride.

- Get in there. - I'm going.

While them bandits took Bo and Luke up to their hideout

that million dollars was on its final leg before

hitting the Boss' bank in Hazzard.

Where Boss was furious with Rosco

for not being there to help.

Uh-h.

You boys just sit tight.

'Cause you're not going nowhere for a long time.

Money's due in Hazzard in 10 minutes.

Let's get going.

Ahh. Is that, that tight?

Shut up!

Yes, sir.

Can't be too careful, now, can we, boys?

Ease on over here. I'll see if I get a hold of your knife.

Come on.

'Bo, you're good at this.'

- 'Well, can you open it?' - 'Here we go.'

What the heck was that?

I don't know, we better check it out after we get loose.

- Aah! - There you go.

Here, help me out.

Yeah.

Take it..

- Ready? - Yeah.

Hey!

- Rosco! - Rosco!

Everyone thought you was dead.

We thought they killed you for sure.

Let me get this down.

No kill Rosco P. Coltrane. That'll be the day.

Listen, wait till I get a hold of those two.

Especially that ugly one that looks like me.

We gotta go to town before that armored car gets here, alright?

Put your clothes on and let's get on outta here.

They done scuffed the wrong man here..

Rosco P. Coltrane. Are you kidding me?

Wing it.

'This is pretty good.'

Hit it!

That Rosco..

That money's gonna be here any minute.

Mr. Hogg, sir?

I don't know where he is.

Sir, I think..

We're on time.

Get going, Woody, and make it good.

Woody does not give a good performance

he gives the best.

I love it, I love it.

Meanwhile, Bo and Luke was taking

every shortcut they knew and inventin' a few more

to get to Hazzard on time.

Oh, no. Hold it. Oh-h-h.

'Hang on, y'all.'

Now that was a new one.

Hey, Rosco, you can come up now.

Guh! O-oh, o-oh.

Luke tried raising Boss and Enos on the CB

to warn 'em, but nobody had their ears on it.

Hey, Enos, this here's Luke Duke.

Lost Sheep calling in straight.

Rosco P. Coltrane reporting for duty, sir.

You, it's about time, too! Where ya been?

That armored truck's due to arrive any second.

Oh-ho, well, I'm sorry I'm late.

Why you here, sheriff?

You should be at the hospital with Bo and Luke.

'Huh, wh-what..'

'Oh, never mind about that, look look look.'

'That armored truck is coming now.'

'Alright, go on go on. Get the cards checked.'

Alright, come on. Come on.

'Alright, get over there and show 'em your card.'

There was no way that guard was gonna deliver that money

till he made sure that he was dealing with the right people

by checking his company's ID of Rosco and Enos.

Now, can you imagine an armored car company

turning over a million dollars to them two?

I hear a tale that says they've gone out of business.

Alright, you seen the cards? Alright, good, good.

Alright, let's get the money now.

- Oh, and here comes the money. - There comes the money.

And, Rosco, you be alert in case there's any trouble.

You already have trouble, fat man.

Let me have that.

Alright, you, drop your weapons. Drop 'em!

Have you lost your mind? What is this, some kind of joke, huh?

- That sound like a joke? - No.

- Rosco! - Get in there!

Shut up!

Shut up.

Rosco!

- Come on. - I was brilliant!

Well, it is a pretty slick plan, ain't it?

'Help!'

'Help! Help!'

'Let us out of here. Grab them. Grab them.'

They stole a million dollars! You caught one of them crooks.

Rosco P. Coltrane, listen

you stole my money, you double-crosser.

- You're nothing but a renegade. - Listen here.

Don't call me that. I didn't steal anything.

We saw you with our own eyes.

- It was you! - No, you didn't see me.

What you saw was, he was me and I was him. But I mean...

Boss, look, the Rosco that stole the money ain't the real Rosco.

'We ain't got time to explain right now.'

- 'Which way they're headed?' - You're all crazy!

I overheard them saying they were headed for the state line.

Let's go!

'Arrest them. They're getting away.'

He's gettin' away. Rosco's gettin' away.

- Go after him. Where's the car? - There it is.

There it is. Come on, let's go. Let's get out of here.

Listen, fellers. They're so far ahead of us.

I don't think we can catch 'em with the General Lee.

If we take Miller Road to the crossroads

we can cut 'em off.

That's if they take the crossroads.

They will with a little friendly persuasion.

Lost Sheep to Shepherd. Lost Sheep to Shepherd.

'Get your ears and come back.'

This is Shepherd. Come back.

So, Bo put in a call to Jesse and Daisy

and told them what happened.

Bo asked Jesse and Daisy to set up roadblocks

that would force the bandits towards the crossroads.

- We'll take care of that. - That's a big 10-4.

I'll take Spruce Lane, Uncle Jesse.

Alright, I got Little Road.

Shoot, I forgot about this gully. Hang on!

'Ohh g-ggaah!'

Ooh. Ohh! Ohh!

'Ah! Watch it. Watch it! Ah!'

You know, either them jumps are getting longer

or I'm getting older.

Look out!

Lost Sheep. Lost Sheep, this is Bo Peep.

'That car you wanted just headed on Spruce Lane.'

Yeah, that's a big 10-4, Bo Peep. Thanks a lot.

This is Shepherd to Lost Sheep. Shepherd to Lost Sheep.

The car you wanted just went up Old Mill Road.

You shouldn't have any trouble at all.

There they are, right there.

Hang on, I'm gonna bang him.

'Rosco, be careful now.'

You know, them fish in Hazzard Lake

has all got battle fatigue.

- Hold it right there. - What?

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane will take care of this.

- I don't need no help. - Alright.

Alright...

Gimme... gimme that. Alright, get up there. Get up there.

'Come on over here now.'

'Just get on over here on the car.'

Alright, you just gimme that. You imposter!

Let me have it. Let me have it!

You shouldn't have said that.

Ooh.

Ow!

Get in there. Don't you move.

'Alright. There they are! Arrest them, Enos!'

Since you're here, Enos, take these guys.

Arrest everybody! And arrest him! Him! Him!

Rosco the renegade! Only don't hurt him

'on account he's already been hit on the head.'

'But I think, uh..'

'Mr. Hogg! Which Rosco you want me to arrest?'

'There's two of 'em.'

Holy Hannah, there are two of 'em.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute!

Two Roscos? I don't believe it!

'B-but w-w-which one is the real Rosco?'

Are you kidding? I am the real Rosco.

- You? - Yeah!

That's the imposter right there.

Yeah, but he looks like you. He's dressed like you.

And he's even got that knucklehead look

'on his face like you.'

Well, never mind that. I'll prove it to ya.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Would he give you the money? - Oh, my money! My money!

And would he call you little fat buddy and go, guhh..

Don't do that! No. He wouldn't do that.

No. Nobody would do that but you.

- That's me. - You're the real Rosco!

- Oh, sheriff. - Now, I know.

And that's what Luke Duke meant when he said

"The Rosco who stole the money ain't the real Rosco."

No. Alright, listen.

Dukes, thank you very much.

'You're welcome.'

Don't arrest them. Arrest these crooks.

'You think you look like me?'

Where were we when we got into this whole thing?

Ah..

- The Hansen girls. - The Hansen girls.

- Uh, listen, we got.. - Y'all know how to get home?

- We'll, uh, see you later. - When we get there.

Law enforcement is my life.

Hello. Oh, I love it. Alright.

Here's a parking ticket.

Well, Rosco got his identity back.

Boss got his sheriff back.

The Duke boys got two traffic tickets

and missed the girls at the picnic.

Flash got his appetite back.

And there's still about three hours left before dinner.

Just enough time for something else to go wrong.