Original subtitles

The Dukes are mad.

The Boss is sad.

Because Lulu's gone away.

- No dinner. - No dinner.

I love you.

Ooh!

Hallelujah!

Yee-yaw!

♪ Just'a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Staightnin' the curves Flatnin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just'a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Abiding the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-yaw!'

You're watchin' the Duke boys testin General Lee's shocks.

If y'all know some army that wants to road-test its tanks

I recommend a cruise through Hazzard County.

Who you gonna take to the Tri-Counties

Amusement Park when it opens next week?

Hmm, Mary Sue I suppose.

Mary Sue?

Well, you always were a leg man.

She sure has got 'em.

That is, if you like 2-by-4s.

She's better than that hulk you took bowling Friday night.

I swear she plays linebacker for the Falcons.

Well, now, wait just a minute that ain't fair.

Oh, that was nice.

Bye, Betty, Norma.

Oh, Dorothy, thank you so much for your hospitality.

If that stimulating repartee tells you Hazzard

is one snappy culture spot, you're right.

And the brightest jewel in its crown

is the Flower Club.

Of which Mrs. Lulu Hogg is the recording secretary.

That's her, right on schedule.

Looks like them weeks you spent in Hazzard put together

this here file..

Stayin' out of trouble..

Is about to pay off.

Now, I don't figure that these folks

are part of the Hazzard culture scene.

Well, as they say in the city..

These folks kind of got it together.

Whatever it is, they done it.

Okay, about three miles down the road is Crabapple Lane.

That's where she'll be turning into town.

And that's where we take her.

While all these sinister doings were cooking

Lulu Hogg was listening to notes of her club meeting

on her recorder.

'But he promised..'

Jefferson Davis Hogg is always promisin' and promisin'.

And he don't do no deliverin'.

Drat!

What's the matter with this dang car?

She got car trouble.

Darn you, J.D.

This is all your fault.

Another promise you ain't kept.

Nobody's coming.

We take her now.

Hold it.

Hold it.

Hey, look up there.

'Looks like Miss Lulu could use some help.'

'Hi, boys.'

- Hey, Lulu. - Hey, Miss Lulu.

This ol' car givin' you trouble?

J.D Hogg's givin' me trouble, that's what.

He promised to have this car fixed last week

and the week before that.

- Let's take a look at it. - Yeah, we could do that.

I gonna come down so hard on that man

he's gonna have to reach up to touch grass.

Oh, shoot, there's your problem.

Fuel filter's all clogged up.

Tell you what, we can go call Cooter

he can fix it lickety-split.

'We'll take you wherever you gotta go.'

Alright, fine. I'll get my stuff.

Boys.

Can I do the driving?

- What? - Well, uh..

- Sure, why? - 'I'm in a hurry.'

I don't want you boys to get into trouble with the law.

Don't you understand?

- Okay. - Alright.

Come on, we'll can give you a hand

throw this stuff inside.

Come on, Lulu.

Come on, boys.

Well, flop an arm around there.

- Hang on. - Lord.

Alright, now, just give her

a little shove in there for a little..

- Alright, now. - Got her.

There I go. There I go. Ha ha.

- There you go. - Ooh!

Maybe we should forget it.

Forget it?

That fat lady is the key to her husband's bank.

That's right.

We drop Anna Lisa back at the trailer..

And then we pay a little visit

to the richest woman in Hazzard.

Anybody figuring to kidnap Lulu Hogg

is figuring on two long shots.

The first, it would be easier to steal a buffalo.

Hold on, boys.

And second, who says old Boss will pay to get her back?

You're kind of anxious to get home, huh?

I ain't heading for home, I'm heading for the Boar's Nest.

I've got a lot I wanna say to J.D. And while I'm still hot.

Under the girdle.

Oh, there we go.

Lulu and the Duke boys.

Those sneaky Dukes, using my sister

Lulu to do their dirty work.

Well, they'll feel the long arm of the law.

Oh, looks like we got company.

Well, he ain't staying long.

Oh, that's some looking...

It handles real nice, real nice.

- Lulu. - It's alright.

Don't worry, boys.

Yahoo!

- You alright, boys? - Yeah, just fine.

Hey! What are you...?

What are you doing on my vehicle?

Alright, get off of there. Get out from under there.

What do you think you're doing anyway?

Something tells me that's a hideout.

Nobody's answering. She ain't home.

I wonder where those guys took her.

Try the Boar's Nest.

That's right.

That's Boss Hogg's other office.

Well, let's go.

I got her.

Okay, there you go, Lulu.

- Now, you boys okay? - Yeah, yeah, we're just fine.

Listen, we'll wait for you inside.

But you just close your ears, you hear me?

Because what I've got to say ain't fit

for nice boys like you to hear.

I don't feel so good.

We ought to run inside and get a beer.

And a 12 percent delivery charge, of course, to get...

J.D., put down that phone.

Oh, hush up, honeysuckle.

Oh, no, I didn't mean you, W.L.

No, just talking to my wife who just waltzed

in here a minute ago.

But she's gonna have to wait until

you and me get this transaction finished.

- You are finished. - Hmm?

Lulu, what-what did you do? Have you lost your senses?

No, sir, I just found them.

That car you promised to have fixed

for me two weeks ago?

Well, it just broke down.

And that hothouse you promised to have ready

for my Flower Club? Well, it ain't.

Oh, Lulu, honey, listen. Will you just go on home, huh?

And you just start cooking dinner, huh?

Don't forget Rosco's coming to dinner tonight.

Besides, I just don't have time

to fuss with all these trivialities.

J.D., for 20 years you ain't never had time for me.

I ain't nothing to you but someone to cook your meals

and do your laundry and take your sass.

Oh, butterball. You're all upset, ain't you?

Well, listen. Right after we finish

that nice dinner you're gonna cook

and after Rosco goes home..

Well, you and I will have a good Hogg-to-Hogg talk.

No, we ain't, J.D.

Because I have decided..

That I don't have time for you.

Lulu, you alright?

Oh, I've never felt better in my life.

Well great. Come on. Hop in the car, we'll take you home.

I'm only stopping long enough to pack a suitcase.

- You going someplace, Lulu? - To a hotel.

I've got to go someplace where I can do

some serious reflecting.

Someplace where, where J.D. can't find me.

'Not that he'd come looking.'

Oh, you're welcome to stay at the farm.

'Shoot, yeah. The guest room ain't much.'

Well our Uncle Jesse's the best cook in all of Hazzard.

That's a fact.

- Oh, I'd be intruding. - Oh, no. No, no, no.

No, you wouldn't, Lulu.

- Well, if you're right certain. - Sure.

- Then it's settled. - Yes, ma'am.

Oh, you Dukes are something special. Bless you.

Uh, I'll d-drive.

- Yeah, he'll drive. - Yeah, I heard about you, Lulu.

- B-bye. - B-bye.

- Take care, Daisy. - Okay.

Dang, she's still with them hicks. What do we do?

We follow 'em.

They gotta let her loose sooner or later.

Later that day, when old Boss brought Rosco home to dinner..

He told Rosco about the misunderstanding

that he'd had with Lulu.

- Well, you know how women are. - Oh, yeah.

Little angel-food cake, daddykins is home.

And he wants you to know

he forgives you for all that fussing you done.

Oh, you see there? That's the very thing

that everybody loves you for.

Because you got a big fat heart underneath that big fat stomach.

- Yeah. - Lulu.

- Lulu. - A little nibble..

Oh.

Oh, Boss. Hey, Boss, come here, come here, come here.

- Good news, good news. - Yeah?

Here's an envelope addressed to you.

And it smells like it's a female.

Give me that.

- Probably from Lulu. - Yeah.

She wants to apologize for all that misbehaving she done.

"Dear, J.D, when you read this, I'll be gone." Gone?

"But I, I-I'm sure you won't even notice

"I'm missing till suppertime.

"I don't know when I'll be back, or if I'll be back.

Lulu Coltrane Hogg."

- No wife. - No sister.

- No dinner. - No dinner.

What are they doing?

They're finishing eating.

'CV Anna Lisa. Tell her we're staying right here'

'until we, uh, get our hands on that fat lady.'

Lulu, you ain't touched a bit of your dinner.

Oh, I know, child.

Jesse, don't have anything to do with your fine cooking.

I know that, Lulu. A-As a matter of fact, there is something I...

Jesse.

You're not gonna talk me into going back to J.D., are ya?

Oh, no, no.

I know J.D. can be very trying at times.

But he does have his good points.

He's, uh..

'Ain't that right, boys?'

Uh, yeah. Yes, sir.

'Yes, sir, Uncle Jesse's right, Miss Lulu, uh.'

I-I couldn't have said it better myself.

I'll bet you right now he's pacing the floor

pulling out his hair, wondering where you are.

Yeah, and I give her $25 a week expense money.

And never once did I ever demand an accounting.

- I know. Yes, yes. - Don't touch that.

She-she's the luckiest woman in Hazzard County.

Well, then why would the luckiest woman

in Hazzard County go off from the most desirable man

in Hazzard County? I'd like you to answer me that.

You don't suppose it's another man, do you?

- What? - You know what they say.

It's the fat, chubby little husbands

that are last to know.

Oh, don't be a jackass, you jackass.

- Daisy? - Yeah?

I made something real tempting for your lunch.

- Oh, well.. - I gotta fatten you up.

Thank you.

Oh, listen, why don't I just stay here with you?

Oh, honey, there's no need for that.

- Are you sure? - No, you just run along.

Bye.

- Morning, Jesse, boys. - 'How you feelin', Lulu?'

- Oh, tolerable. - Go on, get.

You just make yourself at home.

You know whatever's ours is yours.

We're gonna dump this load of hay at Peevee Hawkins'

and we'll be right on back.

Well, I'll unpack.

And then I'll fix you all a breakfast fit for J.D. Hogg.

Oh, that just sort of slipped out.

Well, uh, Peevee's place is just down the road.

Uh, we'll be back before the coffee's hot.

Alright.

- 'Hang on back there.' - 'You got it.'

'Drive slow, now.'

That's the last of them.

Let's go, Eddie.

This is the last day any of us are gonna be poor.

Meanwhile, Lulu was using the tape recorder

to practice up what she was gonna tell Boss.

Not that you don't deserve 'em, mind you.

There is a chance that I might.

Remember I said "might." That I might come back.

But you have got to change your ways..

Who are you? What do you want?

We want you, Lulu.

'We want you.'

Well, Lulu found somebody to pay her a lot of attention.

You get out of here before I call the law.

This is a kidnapping, Mrs. Hogg.

Nobody's gonna get hurt..

As long as your husband comes up

'with the ransom we're asking for.'

'You boys made two mistakes.'

Two mistakes. The first one is I ain't going with ya.

Oh, God.

And what's the second one?

That tightwad husband of mine won't come up with a nickel.

'Let's get out of here before those farmers get back.'

'Move, lady.'

Alright. Wanna race to the coffee?

Yeah.

I could eat a horse.

- Hey, Daisy. - We said goodbye to you.

What are you doing back here?

Well, I just remembered I had these magazines.

And I thought it might help Lulu take her mind off of things.

- Well, we could.. - Coffee.

Looks like Lulu changed her mind about breakfast.

I hope she's alright.

Lulu?

Hey, y'all.

Clothes are all gone. Suitcase is gone.

I bet she went home to Boss.

Maybe Rosco took her.

Or Boss came and picked her up himself.

But it ain't like Lulu to take off

without leaving a message of some kind.

Oh, shoot.

You know, Luke, I sure was looking forward

to her driving us into town again.

Life is full of disappointments.

Thank God for that.

You are going into town, so why don't you just check

and make sure she's okay. I'll stay here and do chores.

Alright, big 10-4.

- Bye, Uncle Jesse. - Goodbye.

Don't think I could live through another ride with her.

He picked me.

Back at the Hogg manor, Boss was having no trouble

making due without Lulu.

Oh-hum-ho-hum. Man works from sun to sun.

Oh-hum-ho-hum. Woman's work is never done.

There he is. Oh, hot pursuit. I love it, I love it.

Oh, Rosco, that ain't no way to do it..

Watch it, will you, please? Don't do that.

You're no help at all, you know that?

Well, listen here. What an ingratitude you are.

'I left poor Flash over at the house'

getting her own breakfast so I could come over here

a-and clean up this mess for you.

Oh, yeah? Well, I ain't grieving for Lulu Coltrane Hogg none.

And listen, if you wanna make me feel good

and maybe not get yourself fired

why don't you go out and arrest the Duke boys or something?

Well, listen, don't you worry about that.

I'll do it like I always do it.

I'll cuff them and stuff them. I'll just take, I'll put 'em...

- Will you go? - I'm going.

Watch it.

J.D. Hogg here.

'I got someone here who wants to talk to you, Hogg.'

J.D., this is your Lulu talking.

Lulu?

Oh, well, I suppose you're calling

because you're ready to come back home now.

She is.

But we ain't ready to bring her home just yet.

Who is this anyways?

I'm a man who could take your woman's life.

Her life? My Lulu?

- Listen, that ain't funny. - This ain't no joke, Hogg.

Now, you listen to me.

You go to your bank, and you wait for my next call.

And if you tell anyone about this..

You'll never see your wife again. Do you read me?

Yeah, I do. I read you.

And now you just listen to me.

If you so much as harm one beautiful hair

on that beautiful head of my beautiful wife..

There ain't no place on earth you gonna be safe from me.

'Now, you just put my beautiful wife back on the line.'

'He wants to talk to you.'

J.D., I'm on.

I just want to tell you I do mean everything I said

to you yesterday. You don't ever have time for me.

'And you do keep me cooking and cleaning 24 hours a day.'

And I do take all your sass.

But I still love you..

Every flabby roll and wrinkle of ya.

And I love every flabby roll and wrinkle of you too

my little cupcake.

'I Always have and I always will.'

And remember... I love you.

That's real cute, Hogg, and I love you too.

Uh? Oh!

Shepherd to Lost Sheep. Are you out there?

- We read you, Shepherd. - Listen to what I've got here.

I found this in-in the knittin' basket.

'You get out of here before I call the law.'

'This is a kidnapping, Mrs. Hogg.'

'Nobody's gonna get hurt..'

'...as long as your husband gives us the ransom we want.'

'Did you hear that?'

Uncle Jesse, did you call the FBI?

No, I haven't, but maybe J.D. did.

You're thinking that the kidnappers got

in contact with him then?

My guess is that they have, but if they haven't.

You ought to find, J.D. and let him know what's going on.

And now listen... you kids help him any way you can, you hear?

We read you, Shepherd.

If we had only not left her alone this mornin'.

'If only I'd stayed with her like I planned on doin'.

'What's done is done. Let's get into town'

'and see what we can do to help.'

Meanwhile, at the bank

old Cooter was trying to make his mortgage payment.

Boss, here is your ransom.

Ransom? What ransom? Whose ransom?

My mortgage payment.

Oh, mortgage. Your mortgage, yeah.

That's a good one of Miss Lulu. How's she doing?

How's she doing?

Cooter, you have no cause to ask me about things like that.

Uh... J.D. Hogg here.

I'm gonna say this once.

You bring $100,000 in small bills to Sheep's Hollow.

And remember, one word about this to anybody and...

Don't say it.

'You do know where Sheep's Hollow is?'

Well, of course I know where Sheep's Hollow is.

Good.

Alright, everybody. The bank's closing now.

The bank's closing for the day, so you better go now.

- Everybody out. - What bout my mortgage paymen...

I ain't interested in your money, Cooter.

Not right now, you come back. Everybody just gotta go now.

Something happened, and we gotta check the books.

So, everybody go and come back. It'll be just the same.

Yeah, you too. Yeah, you go too.

Yeah, I'll tell you all about it later.

- You drive like Terry Labonte. - Hey, Cooter.

Well, we got something to deal with.

Hey, Cooter, we got trouble.

- Cooter, you seen, Boss? - I ain't sure it was him..

- He didn't wanna take my money. - You're kidding.

'No, threw everybody outta the bank.'

There he is now.

Hey, hey, Boss! Just a minute, Boss!

Boss, we gotta talk to you.

No, no, no. Not now, not now, outta my way.

We know that Lulu's been kidnapped.

Where did you hear a vicious rumor like that?

It's a terrible thing. We just wanna help you out.

Oh, Boss, we love Lulu.

- Have you called the FBI? - No. Hush.

I ain't called the FBI, and I ain't gonna call the FBI.

Them kidnappers told me if I so much

as breathe a word about what happened to anybody..

I'd never see my darling wife again.

So just leave me be, and you just let me do

what I gotta do, you hear?

Well, I am grateful for your offer and all

but I gotta go. I gotta go.

Sure looks like he's delivering a ransom, don't it.

- Yep. - Never seen him like that.

Excuse me, would you mind telling me what's goin' on?

Cooter, when you was in the bank with Boss

did he get a phone call or somethin'?

Yeah, he did.

Did he say where he was going?

Said something about Sheep's Hollow.

Sheep's Hollow. Son of a gun. Thanks a lot, Cooter.

If y'all need any help, just give me a holler here.

I gotta go over to Chickasaw, but...

- Appreciate it, Cooter. - Thanks, Cooter.

You got it.

Take it easy.

'Lulu, my little cream puff, I'm gonna get you back'

'safe and sound.'

'And when I do, them kidnappers are gonna pay..'

for all the anguish they've caused you and me..

Not to mention all them missed meals.

Rosco was giving chase..

Because the last time he saw his sister Lulu..

She was with the Dukes.

- We gotta lose Rosco. - Lulu's his sister.

I know, but we promised Boss not to let anybody in on this.

Yeah, but it just don't seem right keeping Rosco out.

That's the way I feel, Bo.

Getting sick of this. Yes, yes, sick.

They keep movin' this trick on me.

Oh, I'm really mad now. I mean, this is horrendous.

Alright.

While Boss took the road into Sheep's Hollow..

Luke, Bo and Daisy took the road up to, Eagle's Pass..

So they could watch an' see if Boss needed any help.

And Rosco decided to get into the act.

Let's see. Eagle Pass, Sheep's Hollow.

Is this.. Oh, I know, I know.

Scientific police work.

Oh, giddy, I knew it Sheep Hollow.

Enos, this is your superior officer Rosco.

'Listen, now. I want you to sneak up Sheep Hollow..'

'and we'll cut them Dukes off...'

because they're gonna lead us right to my little Lulu.

Yes, sir, sheriff.

I tell ya.

'Hold it right there, Hogg.'

'You take that money and walk nice and slow'

'to that old dead tree log there in front of you.'

- Uh... - 'Now, move it!'

'Put it down. Right there.'

I got the license number.

- Hey, Bo. Write this down. - Alright.

2-D-9-N-1-6

Whoever you are, wherever you are, listen here.

I ain't gonna do one more thing until I can see my

own darling wife... in the flesh.

And hear her brave, glorious, bugle-like voice too.

Come on, come on. Lulu. Lulu! Lulu!

You. You out there! You take that blindfold off her, ya hear?

This second. So she can see me.

- Not a chance, Hogg. - It's alright, darling.

I can see you out of the eye of my heart.

You can?

We warned you, Hogg. We warned you

and you still got cute!

Come back, come back! Listen, I didn't tell nobody!

Don't you harm one square inch of my Lulu!

Here's the money. Take it! Take it!

- That dang Rosco! - Come on, let's go!

Well, don't that put a clot in the churn.

Don't you harm one hair on her head or you'll be sorry!

'Get back here, Rosco.'

Rosco!

- Did I get here in time? - They're gone.

She's gone.

There's the cops. Get your mask off.

Get down.

Come on, come on!

- I'm sorry, fellas. - Oh, Enos.

Now, what the heck did you do that for?

We could have caught them guys. Now, they're getting away.

If we go by the...

It's terrible. It's terrible.

I ain't never gonna see hide nor hair of my little wife again..

All because of your meddling.

Wrong, wrong, wrong. If you'd have told me what was happening

then my lil sister would be right here..

And I'd have those kidnappers in the hoosegow.

Possum on a gum bush. You mean, Miss Lulu's been kidnapped?

We'll fill you in on it later, alright?

My guess is they're gonna let Boss sweat it out a little..

And then contact him again probably back at the bank.

We'll have time to look for Lulu.

We got the license number. Maybe you can run a make on it.

There's also a trailer hitch on the back

of the car. They might've been towing a trailer.

There ain't no more you can do about it now.

Why don't you jus' get back and wait at the bank?

I'll do that. Where's my car? Oh, down the road.

I-I-I'll take you, Mr. Hogg. C'mon, get in my car.

Yeah, yeah. Come on, come on.

- You can take me. - Yeah, alright.

Get right in there.

I gotta ride in the back. I get carsick.

- Wait a minute. - Don't step in my vehicle.

I say we take care of her and get out of here.

We ain't leaving town poorer than when we came.

Billy Ray, suppose Hogg calls in the FBI?

He didn't call them before, he sure ain't gonna call them now.

We should teach that man a lesson.

'We will, Eddie. As soon as we get our money.'

'Ooh, look at that sucker go. Now, get to flyin' there.'

While Rosco was getting the info on license plates

and, Luke was working up a plan..

Daisy was on her way to the phone company.

They learned that the car and trailer were stolen..

And with a description of the trailer

all they had to do was find it.

You know, what we ought

to do is all split up in different directions.

I'll go grab a car at Cooters.

Daisy talked Gussie into taking a long lunch..

So she could monitor the calls coming into Boss' bank.

Don't mention anything to the Boss please.

- I won't. - Have fun, okay?

Thank you. I look so cute.

- Bye. - Bye.

While Boss was finding out a watched phone never rings..

Everyone else was out searching for the trailer.

Now, wouldn't you know it?

The only one that got lucky was Rosco.

Alright! Alright, you!

He just.. They were..

Yeah, Uncle Jesse, Luke? Got your ears on?

Bo called the others and reported what he had seen.

He told them that he was going to see if Lulu

was inside and alive.

After that, he'd report back.

- Uncle Jesse. - This is Shep..

Luke started to worry about Bo..

So since he knew where Bo was..

He CB'd, Uncle Jesse, to meet him there.

This town's full of heroes, ain't it?

Who you got there? What did you do to him? Is that..

He's blond and beautiful.

You want him to stay that way, you settle down.

Come here, Eddie.

Now, when we get this money, we take Route 7..

Past the amusement park to the Tri-State Highway.

Anna Lisa, come here.

We get the car out there. First thing I want...

So, Hogg, called in the law?

'He ain't no cop. He's probably a friend of, Hogg's, trying'

'to do him a good turn.'

'If he got friends, they probably know where we are.'

'Yeah. Which means they're gonna lookin for him.'

'I think we should get out while the getting's good.'

'No way.'

'Blondie, dropping in like that..'

'...it's gonna make things go a lot easier.'

- 'Where's that rope?' - 'Trunk of the car.'

'You two get Lulu in the car.'

'I got a little something I'm gonna fix up.'

- Come on, Lulu. - What? What're you doin'?

You're not taking me anywhere. Not as long as Bo Duke is ly...

She's seen us.

'Don't worry about that now. Just get her in the car.'

See anything?

Well... it looks like he made it down there, but where is he?

'Car ain't nowhere to be seen. He could be inside the trailer.'

There it goes. I'm gonna take the truck.

Get out of the way.

You put a Duke over any kind of wheels..

And something's gonna happen.

Something's gonna happen.

Luke's gonna stop that runaway trailer by letting it ram

into the pickup..

And hope that he could guide it downhill.

Pretty slick, huh? Even for a Hazzard.

Bo!

- Are you awake? - Yeah, I'm awake.

- You alright? - Yeah, I'm fine.

- You don't look so good. - I was worried about you.

J.D. Hogg here.

That was a stupid move, Hogg.

'Yeah, I know what you mean, but listen..'

it wasn't my doing.

That nitwit sheriff of mine was chasing some traffic violator.

I swear on my wife's life.

Yeah, well, that traffic cop is gonna cost you extra.

The ransom is $300,000 now.

Three hundred thousand?

You count it out in small used bills..

'...and bring it to Bluebird Canyon.'

Hogg might tell someone about that phone call again.

I'm counting on that, Eddie.

This is, Momma Duck, callin' her ugly ducklings. Do you read?

'Momma Duck calling her ugly ducklings. Do you read?'

- Oh, here it is. - Got it?

Set her on the table there and listen.

This here's an ugly duckling coming back at you, Momma.

Little Red Riding Hood's, going to Bluebird Canyon

with her basket of eggs.

It would be nice if you would see

- Little Red Riding Hood off. - 10-4.

There's only two ways out of Bluebird Canyon.

Why don't we split up again. Maybe it'll work this time?

'Luke, what's gnawing at ya?'

I ain't sure. I just got a bad feeling. This is just too easy.

If I was them kidnappers, I'd be headed out of the county.

Why ain't they?

Because they're greedy and you ain't.

While Bo, Luke, Jesse and Rosco was racing

to surround Bluebird Canyon..

Boss was racing to Bluebird Canyon with the ransom money.

Change of plans, Hogg.

- Where's my Lulu? - In the back.

Little pumpkin pie.

You're more precious to me than any bank account

negotiable bond, or all the gold in Fort Knox. Come to me.

You get her back when we're out of the county.

Provided that all the money's here.

No, come back! Come back! Come back!

Come back with my Lulu!

He got my Lulu!

Oh, honey, it's gonna be alright!

Boss, Lulu's gonna be okay, I promise you.

- No, she won't. - Yes, she will.

We pulled it off, honey!

Yeah!

Well, you don't know my man if you think that.

I can already hear those country trumpets sounding.

Bo, Luke, you out there? I got bad news.

After Daisy told the boys what happened in Hazzard

Enos called in.

He found Lulu's message about the kidnappers

taking Route seven, to the Tri-County Highway.

That was the good news.

The bad news was that he found Lulu's blindfold

which told them, Lulu had seen the kidnappers.

Great! We're never gonna catch 'em people now.

They got too much of a head start.

You tell that to Lulu, alright?

Now, once she's seen 'em, they ain't about to let her go.

Alright.

We're gone, hold on!

'Yeee-haaaa!'

Rosco and Jesse heard the news and started burning rubber too.

Boss and Daisy headed for Route Seven

with Daisy at the wheel.

Because old Boss was in no condition to drive.

She's gonna identify us.

Why did you promise to give her back?

Have a heart, Eddie.

Man should bury his own wife don't you think?

A day or two ago, I would've been afraid.

But right now, I think my husband is John Wayne

with the whole U.S. Cavalry behind him.

And I feel sorry for you folks.

If I'm more precious than all the gold in Fort Knox

you all are just yesterday's news.

Wait a minute, if we take that access road that runs

next to the amusement park, we stand a pretty good chance

of cutting them at the main highway.

Luke, that's an awful rough ride.

Not as rough as the ride Lulu's getting.

I ain't driving too fast for you, am I, Jesse?

Fast? I thought you was standin still.

- Oh, did you? - Let's get at 'em!

Well..

Daisy, Daisy, I sure do hope we catch 'em in time!

Listen, maybe we won't, Boss.

But, I tell you, the boys will!

- Oh, I don't know! - Hey, it'll be okay.

Oh, please!

There's the access road.

Here they come.

- You alright, Lulu? - She's mine!

Leave her to me, Bo! She's mine, I got her!

I got her! I got her!

Honey, I'm just gonna sit back down on you.

Oh, boy!

- Ha! You little.. - 'Hey!'

Get off!

That oughta' teach you a lesson.

Come on outta there, you!

Wait! Oh, oh!

Wait, I'm coming! I'm coming, butterball!

-'J.D.!' - Heyo hey!

-'J.D' - Oh, butterball!

There you are! I got you back!

Oh, oh, oh!

What have they done to you?

Eh, are you alright?

- I'm alright now, J.D. - 'Good.'

But, the Duke boys need some help.

They went off that way with the money.

And Lord knows what's happened!

I'll get 'em. You hold her.

No! You hold her!

I'm gonna go after 'em.

In this case, leave it to me!

I got a personal score to settle.

Oh, J.D., be careful!

Oh, he's awesome, when he's mad.

- You got him? - Yeah, I got most of him.

I'll teach you to break up a home.

Alright!

Lulu, Lulu honey, look what I brought ya'.

A real trophy!

Oh, J.D., you're truly my hero!

Dumpling, you ain't ever gonna leave me again, are ya?

Under your own steam, that is.

- Never! - Oh, I knew, fruitcake.

'Everything's gonna be just like it was.'

When I said I do, and I did!

And I will! If I can.

Amen! Hallelujah!

And a grateful Boss wanted to reward the Dukes

for their help in getting Lulu back.

So, he counted out the money, the kidnappers didn't get

and he gave the Dukes the satchel that it came in.

I reckon, adversity had softened up

old Boss' generous streak.

The least he could have done, was replace the shocks

that Lulu had worn out on their car. Huh?