Original subtitles

* Whoa! * * Attention *

* Yeah! *

* I need attention *

* Give me that * * Give me that *

* Okay *

* Give me your attention *

[audience cheering and applauding]

-How dare we like ourselves.

Society has taught us that self-love is vanity,

and vanity is the ultimate sin.

Like when I was a little girl, my dad would actually refuse

to let me sit in front of a mirror at a restaurant

because I quite literally

could not stop staring at myself.

Can you blame me?

[audience laughing]

So I resorted to talking to myself in private.

When you're an only child, you have a lot of time to kill.

So I was either humping a coffee table

or talking to myself in the mirror.

And while one gives you an orgasm,

the other one gives you something more profound:

An orgasm of the mind.

* Everything I do is magic *

* Got you head over heels *

* Got you all in your feels * * For me *

* Oh, I know how bad * * You want it *

* It's it's it's * * Hard to believe *

* To believe that I'm real *

* You give me your attention *

* And I won't even ask for it *

* I won't even look your way * * But you want it *

-Babe, guess what? -What?

-Billy's team reached back out,

and they're gonna try to make it happen.

-No way. -Yeah,

but I only have one bar service here.

I'm gonna try over there. -Okay, go.

-Will you fill up the tank, por favor?

-Of course.

[door closes]

-You know how, right?

-I know how to pump gas, Felix. Go.

[***]

Felix: Yeah, yeah.

Right.

[***]

[crow cawing]

Jasmine: Hi. You need to get here.

-I know the time is tight, but we'll make it work.

Just please make sure that they're clear on the media cues.

-They said if you miss dress rehearsal,

they can't promise it'll run smoothly.

-Copy. Bye. -All set with the gas?

-Yeah, I chose the diesel one, like the jeans.

-You're kidding, right?

-No. Why?

When you look at yourself,

and I mean really make eye contact

and eye fuck the shit out of yourself,

you have this profound realization...

that that person is there with you

for every single moment of your life.

Like they're actually there for every single experience.

Like when you sleep at a guy's house

and you wake up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom

and you close the door behind you,

but then you realize you're not in the bathroom

and you accidentally locked yourself

outside of his apartment

and you're butt fucking naked.

You're with you, bitch.

Or another time you go to your high school reunion

and the vibes are really toxic because of Chris and Carolina,

so you spend the next eight hours

projectile vomiting head first in the toilet.

[audience members exclaim]

[clearing throat]

You're with you.

Or when your friends are panicking,

thinking that you got arrested,

but you're not.

You're just fucking a cop named Angel

in his cop car

off the beaten path in Durham, North Carolina.

[audience members chuckle]

You're with you.

You were really touched by an angel that night.

Sorry.

Or another time

where you impulsively book a trip to Thailand

and you go to the Full Moon Festival,

and then you take a boat to a cave

where a woman makes you a magical mushroom smoothie.

You're with you, bitch.

-Hi. I'm actually tripping on shrooms,

but I'm gonna ask you to do me a favor.

Look at the sky.

Everything's moving really slowly.

Look how- Look at those branches.

[audience laughing]

Oh my-[snickers] See those branches.

[crying]

[audience laughing]

Hi, guys.

[crying]

-Actually, I'm not sure where you were.

[audience laughing]

No matter what happens, that person in the mirror

is there with you through every single experience.

But what do we do with that image?

We avoid it. We're taught to hate it.

Yet when it comes to the people that we love,

what do we do for them?

We nurture the relationship with them.

We hype them up.

So why do we fail to do that with ourselves?

Well, you didn't tell me that there are two types of gas.

How would I know if I barely ever drive in my life?

-Hi. -Hmm?

-So what happens when you accidentally put

diesel on a non diesel car?

-You have to suck it out. -Is it easy to suck?

[whispers] What?

[scoffs]

-Um, it's actually a little complicated.

-Is there a mechanic?

-Sure, there is one, but not here today.

-Can you call him?

-Sure can.

-Now, please. We're in a rush.

-Uh-huh.

Let me grab my phone and I'll be right back.

Yeah?

-Thank you so much.

I can't believe I did this.

We're gonna miss the live show.

-I- I need you to calm down.

-Felix, do you know how humiliating this is?

500 people bought tickets to see my show.

And we're not there. We're stranded here.

-I know, but spiraling isn't gonna help us figure this out.

-You don't get it.

This is my career.

-I don't get it?

You think you're the only one with something on the line?

I put my entire life on hold

to help you drag this coffin across the country.

So don't act like you're the only one

losing something here.

-Losing something? What are you talking about?

-Billy canceled.

Because I'm here instead of in New York

doing my job.

-I- I thought you rescheduled.

-They leave the day we get back.

-I'm sorry. -It's fine.

-You didn't have to come. -You're right.

I know I didn't, but I wanted to be here for you.

-[sighs] Fuck!

-All right. Good news, guys.

The mechanic will be here

first thing tomorrow.

-We're only a few hours away. I feel like we should drive.

-I don't know if it's gonna work.

-We have to try.

-Okay. Let's go.

-Tonight, I'm gonna invite you to SFK-ify yourself

Ooh. You're gonna talk to yourself in the mirror.

You're gonna talk to your best friend.

What? Did you think I was gonna do all the work up here?

I told you I was gonna change your life, didn't I?

Can everyone please welcome Tory up to the stage?

[audience applauding]

* You lift me up * * You take me higher *

[indistinct conversation]

-Hi, how are you? You look beautiful.

[audience cheering]

Hi.

[indistinct chatter]

-Have you ever spoken to yourself before in the mirror?

-No.

-Does it feel weird to make eye contact with her?

-It does.

-Have you spoken to her before?

-Sometimes. SFK: Sometime.

Let's talk to this person.

-What up? [laughs]

-So, what is it like looking at yourself like that?

-I look pretty good. -You look amazing.

[audience cheering]

-This is really hard.

-Why is it hard?

-It's-

I've just never had this experience before.

-I think I just am in my head a lot.

So I'm having this internal dialog,

but I don't always, like, vocalize

everything I'm thinking and feeling.

-This year has been the most transformative,

amazing year of your life.

Oh, God. [whispers indistinctly]

You've come so far.

You have broken out of

so many limitations that you had on yourself.

-There's been challenges along the way

and you've been told no

and that you weren't good enough.

-Sometimes you have a hard time, like, putting yourself first,

as a perfectionist,

and I like to say a recovering people pleaser.

Uh- -I like that.

That was a positive spin on that.

-But you still have work to do

to continue to put yourself first.

-I'm just so grateful that I've always listened to me

and my voice and us, and finally starting to see

how beautiful and gifted

and talented and brave that you are.

-I love you so much. [sniffles]

Sorry. -No, don't say sorry.

[whispers] Don't say sorry. -[sniffles]

If I could talk to ten-year-old version of yourself

and tell you who you are today,

I don't know if you would believe me,

but I hope you're proud.

[sniffles]

-Just know that you have yourself always,

and you got to count yourself and give yourself grace,

'cause there's a lot going on in this world,

so you have yourself all the time.

-It's been a lot of experiences and a lot of life.

And it's good.

-It's okay. -It's good.

-Leah, you got this.

You made a big, transformative change in your life,

and it's been fucking crazy. Wait, can I swear?

-Yeah, of course, you can. This is the SFK stage.

-This is one thing I do tell myself all the time

when I'm feeling really down is

you're a badass motherfucking bitch.

[laughing] Sorry. -[audience cheering]

Oh, my God.

-I love you, Jasmine.

I never say- I don't say my own name enough.

It's like a pretty name.

-It's a beautiful name. -Like, oh, my God.

-It's fine. I say my name a little too much I think.

-You're doing amazing, sweetie.

-Just you and me. It's you and me.

-But you're never alone. You know why?

'Cause you always have her. She's always with you.

Give her, like, a big- [grunts]

like a hug right now, a verbal hug.

-I love you so much. -I love you.

And you got this.

-I love you. I really do.

-Remember that you're the main character of your story.

-No notes. Beautifully done.

Let's fucking go!

I'm very proud of you. Beautifully done.

I'm so proud of you.

It was beautiful. You made me cry.

[indistinct chatter]

[Serena grunts]

[Serena grunts]

Felix: You sure you can't get here any sooner?

-We need some help!

Loving yourself isn't vanity. It's survival.

We spend the majority of our

lives looking for validation from everyone else,

when the only person whose opinion that truly matters

is staring back at ourselves every single day.

She's not going anywhere.

So be nice to that bitch.

[audience cheering and applauding]

Felix: She put diesel in a non-diesel car.

[phone ringing]

-[speaking Spanish] Hola, mami.

[Lily speaking Spanish]

-The storm hit. It's not the one you think?

[Lily speaking Spanish]

-No, I made a huge mistake.

[Lily speaking Spanish]

-How did you know? And I broke down our car.

[Lily speaking Spanish]

Lily [in English]: Can you call an Uber?

-No, I can't call an Uber because we're in the middle

of fucking nowhere!

[sobs] I'm fucking everything up.

I already missed the dress rehearsal,

and I'm gonna miss the show,

and I'm never gonna forgive myself.

[Lily speaking Spanish]

[in English] . ..and they ban you

from going to prom?

-Yeah and the guidance counselor freaked out

and said I wouldn't get into Duke.

[Lily speaking Spanish]

-I took accountability, I apologized,

and I called every day until I got into Duke.

How is this relevant right now, mami?

Lily: You will figure this out. You always do.

[Lily speaking Spanish]

[in English] I have to go to Pilates.

Besos. Ciao. -Ciao.

[sniffles and cries]

I'm so fucking stupid.

-Hey, what would SFK say

if she heard you talking to yourself like that?

-SFK can't come to the phone right now.

She's dead. Like this fucking car.

You're Serena Kerrigan.

You're 30 years old. You're hot.

You're wise. You're a bad fucking bitch.

You've come too far to give up now.

You've got to figure this out.

* Oh *

You got this. You're Serena fucking Kerrigan.

* I was born * * To be the greatest *

* Got no time to waste *

* Check my nails * * My hair, my makeup *

* Nothing out of place *

* I got the sunshine * * You crave in spades *

* I am the best *

* Put me to the test *

* Ooh, yeah * * Ooh, yeah *

* Ooh, yeah *

* Won't bring me down * * 'Cause I'm the best *

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