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* Whoa! *
* Attention *
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* Yeah! *
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* I need attention *
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* Give me that *
* Give me that *
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* Okay *
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* Give me your attention *
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[audience applauding]
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-From the moment we're born,
we're spoon fed ideas
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of what success
should look like.
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But let's be real,
life isn't one-size-fits-all,
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unless you're at
Brandy Melville.
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It's crazy that we've
been indoctrinated
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from such a young age
to think that
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if we're not hard-launching
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our significant other
on Instagram,
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then somehow
we're falling behind,
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because believe it or not,
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there's more to life
than people we fuck.
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Shocking, right?
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Just because I'm single
doesn't mean I'm failing.
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It means I'm freezing...
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my eggs.
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[groovy music playing]
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[***]
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I'm so hungry.
-I know.
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-What should we get?
-Steak and fries.
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-I'm craving
something healthier.
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What about a Beyond steak
with a black and white shake?
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-Done.
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[Serena chuckles]
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-Fefe, I also wanted
to thank you
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for opening up to me last night
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and for supporting me.
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I love you so much and-
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[Felix farts]
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[Serena laughs]
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What was that?
-What was what?
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-Ew.
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[Serena chuckles]
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[phone ringing]
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[laughing] Hola mami.
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{\an8}[Lily speaking Spanish]
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{\an8}-Nothing.
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{\an8}[Lily speaking Spanish]
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{\an8}-Fine, I hope.
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{\an8}[Lily speaking Spanish]
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{\an8}-Somewhere between Nevada
and California.
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{\an8}[Lily speaking Spanish]
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{\an8}-No, we can't stop.
We have to make it to the show.
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{\an8}It'll be fine.
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{\an8}[Lily speaking Spanish]
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{\an8}-Okay.
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Fefe, my mom says
a storm is headed our way.
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We should probably get
back on the road soon.
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Are you okay in there?
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-No, I'm in shambles.
It's like a crime scene in here.
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Lily: Is Felix okay?
-Is that your mom?
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-Yeah, she says hi.
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Oh, my God.
Sarvi got engaged.
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-Who?
-Sarvi, my friend from Duke.
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-Can I get some privacy, please?
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-At first,
I thought egg freezing
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was for women who wanted to
lean in at work
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or become the next
Jon & Kate Plus Eight.
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But it turns out it's for anyone
who just wants options.
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It's kind of like putting
your uterus on layaway.
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[audience members chuckle]
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I'd heard
all of the horror stories
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about the injections
and the hormones,
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but, guys, taking the SATs
was a lot harder.
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Giving myself shots every day
made me feel like a badass.
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Like, can you imagine me
as your doctor?
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I want you to bend over
and cough. [coughs]
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[audience members laugh]
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When I woke up from the surgery,
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I felt something
I'd never felt before.
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I felt like a man.
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[laughter]
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No, seriously. Suddenly,
I was free from the horrors
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of the ticking time bomb
that is the biological clock.
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And while my friends
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are planning their weddings
and building their nurseries,
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my eggies are living their
best lives in Times Square,
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and I'm here performing
a sold-out show in Los Angeles.
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[audience cheering]
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Success looks different
for everyone, and I mean that.
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It's also not confined
to our romantic relationships.
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We are the sum
of all of the people
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we surround ourselves with.
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Our friends, our family,
our doorman.
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The girl that gave us
a bump in the bathroom
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and called us gorgeous.
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Serena: And did you see
that Grace is pregnant?
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Haven't they only been dating,
like, less than a year?
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Jeez, what's the rush?
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It feels like
everyone on my newsfeed
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is either, like, engaged,
married, or pregnant,
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and I'm still on
my mom's phone plan.
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-Wait, really?
I'm so jealous.
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I wish I was still
on my mom's phone plan.
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-That's not the point.
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[lively music playing]
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I think it's time for you
to wrap it up in there.
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[***]
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-I think I'm stuck in here.
-What?
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{\an8}[Lily speaking Spanish]
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-Mami,
I thought you hung up.
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Felix, let me get you some help.
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-It's pull.
-It's pull.
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-Pull.
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-Thanks.
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-My friends,
they're my constant.
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They have been there through
every questionable decision,
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and believe me,
there have been many.
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They make me feel safe to be
as extra as I want to be
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while still keeping me grounded.
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Like that one time
I got dumped at a wedding-
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Not mine, for the record.
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I do not give
second-wife energy.
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My friends stopped me from
sending an eight-page e-mail
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begging to get back together
with my ex.
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But they did let me send it
to their parents to revise...
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eight times.
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[audience members chuckle]
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One of them went to Harvard Law.
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Elle Woods could never bitch.
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Or that other time I thought
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I was finally gonna
meet Blake Lively,
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but really,
I was just being catfished
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by a 22-year-old
claiming to be her assistant.
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My friends cheered me on
and they supported me,
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even though
they thought it was strange
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that she was e-mailing me
from an alias
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called blakelively87@gmail.com,
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claiming her
seven-year-old daughter
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was obsessed with my TikTok.
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* I'm not coming back *
* From this *
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* I'm so embarrassed *
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* Get away *
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-Yeah. I'm not
safe for children.
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-Is it hitting?
-Try it.
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-Mm.
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-Oh, my God. Not the bag.
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[ketchup squirts]
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-I mean, do you really
want to have kids right now?
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-[Serena chuckles]
-No.
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-No. I have a lot of things
I want to accomplish first.
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But it's crazy,
I used to feel so anxious
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about being single
and wanting to find my person,
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and now that I found my person,
I'm anxious about
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getting engaged,
married, and pregnant.
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-All right, but you
froze your eggs twice.
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I don't think we're ready,
and that's okay.
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We're going at the speed
that feels right to us,
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the both of us.
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-I know. I just feel like
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this ticking biological clock,
you know?
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-Yeah, I get it.
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I mean, I don't,
but I do.
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[phone chimes]
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-Seriously?
-What?
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-Jasmine's really
stressing me out.
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-How's the guest search going?
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-No leads.
I have to text the girls.
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Who's single?
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Get a boyfriend.
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Who's in a relationship?
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Where's the ring?
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[audience laughing]
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Who's married?
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Are you expecting
or are you bloated?
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Respectfully.
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It's like there's always
another box to tick,
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another milestone to hit.
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Just to feel like
we're doing enough.
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But fuck the checklist!
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Life isn't about
proving your worth
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with someone else's timeline.
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You are exactly where
you're meant to be.
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So trust the timing
of your life.
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Let's raise a glass
to our friendships.
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Raise 'em.
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Because there's
no main character
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without a strong
supporting cast.
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Cheers, bitches.
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[audience cheering]
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* Found your picture... *
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Felix: How about we,
uh, get a dog?
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Serena: How about
we get to California?
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-Okay, and then
we get a dog?
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-Only if it's a wiener.
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[both chuckle]
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* I'm out of breath *
* But I can finally breathe *
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* I'm scared of all the ways *
* You're taking over me *
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* No, I can't *
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* No, I can't *
* No, I can't *
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* No, I can't *
* Get away from you *
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[vocalizing]
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* Even if I had to *
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* Even if I want to *
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* Get away from you *
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* Can't get away from you *
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