Original subtitles

They're here.

Fan out and capture.

Rei!

My head...

It hurts!

MUTANT GIRLS SQUAD

Chapter 1: Awakening

1 month ago...

Ow...

What the?

"Legendary Barbarian Appears"

Good morning.

Good morning, Rin.

Here's lunch.

How about breakfast?

No, thanks.

Does your arm still hurt?

Never experienced anything like this.

It really hurts.

Work hard today.

Tonight we'll have a big meal.

We're going to have a delicious cake!

Sounds great!

Just one more thing.

There's a surprise.

What?

If I tell you then it's not a surprise!

She's here.

Nice shot.

This humpback gets on my nerves.

It's a present for you.

So is this!

Wha'cha looking at?

Take a hike.

Hey... Hey... Hey!

Who did this?

That would be me. And...?

Food... It's not good to waste it.

Good boy.

When you retire, I'll have papa

make you a janitor at his corporation.

Before tomorrow, make the most of

when you live as a human.

Who are you?

Wait!

I was looking for you.

Don't be scared.

I wanna apologize for what I did.

I'm sorry.

I grew up in a home with money

but no love.

When I see someone pure...

I yearn for their life and feel jealous.

Therefore... Please...

Forgive me?

OK...

Sorry!

She bought it. The dunce.

You're awake?

My glasses.

Your eyesight is fine.

She's right!

Right?

Open your mouth.

Open it now.

Tongue out.

Doctor, I...

You are...

...not human.

It's Sasahara from Kurenai High School.

Code number 3342.

She must be a HILKO.

Understood.

I'll keep her in custody until they arrive.

Higher-ups will come soon.

Time for beddy-bye.

No. No. No!

"Happy 16th Birthday, Rin"

Happy Birthday!

Father... Mother...

You know... I...

I...

Are you OK, Rin?

What happened? Don't cry.

The life of the party can't cry.

Silly girl.

You're right.

Rin.

Today you turn 16.

Now...

I will tell you something very important.

Look closely.

This is what I really am.

Surprised?

It's not my pecker.

No!

It hurts, right?

It was the same for me.

I remember well.

My 16th summer.

Suddenly my nipples got hard.

Right?

Rin, calm down.

If you look closely, you'll see it's fine.

You too, mom?

Mom!

Dad!

Formation four.

No.

Five.

It's a nice house for HILKO.

HILKO?

Nose bullets: Fire!

Leave her alone!

Back off!

Die scum!

Daddy

That's no good. Go!

Ukrainian fencing technique

enhanced in Shin-Koiwa.

Suck on this!

You cut off my hand.

Move! Me!

Good! Me!

Okinawan karate!

Now, Rin. Run!

Good luck, Rin.

"Cabaret Grand Idol"

It's time for Leilani's 'Looking for nice guys

in the shopping mall.'

Let's welcome this week's nice guys!

Hello.

How're you two supposed to

be nice guys...?

No! I mean, why the guns?

To tell the truth...

Barbarians!

Barbarians?

It's a tale passed on in this town.

Every 10 years something bad

comes down from the mountain.

We'll catch it and make it

the mascot of the mall.

Amazing!

It's...

the barbarian!

Why?

Why!

Shige!

Wait!

Something awful has happened

to the nice guy.

You see that?

So, the legendary barbarian exists...

If we can stuff it,

our shopping mall will revive!

What's your plan?

Let's go together.

Help me.

Oh, my...

You OK?

It's the barbarian!

Tomiko!

We'll skin the barbarian.

Stuff it.

And make it the icon of the mall!

Blow off the recession!

Is everyone catching this?

Can't believe it.

Too bad this is only a local program.

It's the scoop of the century!

What a racket!

Concentrate on your work.

I'll avenge Tomiko!

Hey!

I'm fine. Really I am.

Move it!

DIE!

Sorry!

Tomiko!

You do love bread!

If I were reborn,

I'd be French bread.

How sweet!

We've got to finish

that creature off quickly.

Huh?

What was that?

Revenge for Tomiko!

Things are extremely tense now.

Behind you!

Legendary Barbarian Attacks Camera Crew

You dare do this to my bread?

Brace yourself.

My wife is French bread!

You've killed the sweet people

of my mall.

Go ahead! Hit me!

I will...

I will not hesitate!

Say good-bye.

Ready...

That girl!

Rin, Happy Birthday.

What?

Chapter 2: Revolution

Sit.

Where am I?

Say...

We of the HILKO have maintained

a peaceful life for thousands of years.

But then the human species arrived.

The balance was lost.

They hated and attacked us,

driving us to the edge of extinction.

All because they feared our power.

Now, only a few know

of our existence.

Their fear is implanted deep within

their instinct.

No matter where we hide,

they find us and impose their hate.

Still...

Still...

The time of patience is finally over.

You girls will learn to fight.

To dismiss your fear of death!

The day we HILKO take back

the earth is at hand!

What is this?

An Iron mask?

Haven't seen one in ages. Hello, hello.

Everyone goes through this.

When does it come off?

With talk like that, 100 years!

First, no greetings.

Good manners is to show us your treasure!

Treasure?

Lemme show you.

My treasure is the ass-chainsaw.

Awfully sharp!

I'm up next.

Mammoth tit maid Sachie's...

breast swords!

No way!

I'm Sumire.

I got Katana hands.

I'm red-letter Miki.

See how red I am.

Hand sprouting head. I'm Mari!

I'm Nonoko. This is my brother.

I'm Cyako. A real belly dancer.

Nice to meet you.

No way! Mommy!

You're not leaving.

You're now a part of us.

What?

Got it?

Rei!

Rei!

You're the new face.

The mask looks good on you.

When your ability surfaces, the mask

comes off. Be patient and do your best.

Cosplay Nurse Yoshie at your service.

Yoshie, what're you doing here?

Right. Mr. Kisaragi wants you.

Mr. Kisaragi?

You wanted to see me?

How's Rin?

Is everybody getting along?

Yes,

they're taking good care of her.

Rei.

I want you to be her trainer.

Me?

She must be a respectable soldier.

You're the one who can do it.

But...

A problem?

No.

1

2

3

4

5

Hup!

Armpits to nose!

Don't drop it.

If you do, no food for a week.

Strain your abs!

Take it.

Don't worry about your brother.

Use your waist.

What's that?

Harder!

Hup!

A reinforcement suit.

When in human society,

you'll blend in with your school uniform...

and change into this in times of battle.

Got it?

Strike hard!

Ow!

What do you think of the suit's power?

But you still have a ways to go.

No good.

Here.

Thanks.

Rei's strict, no?

She trained me.

So, I know all about it.

Huh?

This pendant is

Rei's special keepsake.

At the freak show...

The freak show?

Oops!

It's just between you and me.

She lost her family when she was little.

Floating from place to place.

3 years ago, when she was

living in a village in Tohoku...

something happened to her body.

The villagers who found out...

sold her to a freak show.

That's awful!

But, there was a boy

who was kind to her.

A boy. Human?

Yeah. He snuck her food

and cheered her up.

He was the only one she could trust.

Rei.

This is for you.

No matter what, I'll protect you.

What became of him?

He died.

When they found out...

he was lynched.

They hit a vital spot...

Stop goofing off and come here!

I'm sorry! So Sorry!

Lord Izanami.

Oh, Lord Izanami.

Mother of HILKO.

After thousands of years,

please save the HILKO clan.

Take delight, humans.

Your blood will be devoted to

Lord Izanami as nourishment.

Where are we?

Gaze upon my treasure.

It can cut through blood and bones...

What's that?

Come on!

Whadda you think?

You boring human pests.

This brings out a HILKO's subconscious.

It'll put backbone into you, slacker.

I've been watching you.

Such sweet parents...

Handmade lunches and birthday cakes...

Screw that!

For you who've known happiness,

you've no right to be strong.

Suffer! Struggle with the hatred!

Your spoiled days are over!

DIE!

After so long, I feel the wind.

This mask...

unlocks when a HILKO realizes

their true ability.

It usually takes a year.

Rin, you're something special.

I'm... special?

Yes. You're a hybrid between

HILKO and human.

What?

You too, mom?

Mom.

You mean she's a mongrel?

Disgusting!

Our clan needs new blood.

We need energy.

Lord Izanami has spoken to me.

Rin, you're assigned a task.

What?

Me?

It's your first mission. The target is...

Hiroaki Koshimizu,

defense ministry director general.

Hateful guy who established

the government's anti-HILKO unit.

Erase the bastard.

The operation will be next week...

at a party he's hosting.

Many politicians and corporate president

supporters will be present.

She's from my school.

She is!?

Itchy. Itchy.

Take Yoshie with you as an assistant.

It's OK, Rin. You can do it.

"Anti-HILKO Weapon Raiden Release Party"

We eat katsudon

only on special occasions.

True.

It's good to have plain food now and then.

Crackers with butter aren't so bad.

Welcome. Welcome.

Emergency! Emergency!

What?

I got an emergency call.

Emergency call? You're just a nurse.

I'm choking from over-breathing.

Artificial respiration, please!

I can't.

Come on!

No choice. It's an emergency.

What the!?

Yippie!

Rin. It's OK.

Attention.

The footage you just saw...

by our mistake...

was aired on a local TV station.

As you know...

recent outrage by HILKO is...

intolerable.

Now is the time...

to take on and crush...

those vulgar, shadowy creatures.

Thanks to...

your effort and patriotism...

our amazing new weapon...

at last...

this new weapon...

is complete!

Let me introduce you to...

The Anti-HILKO Hyper Mechanized

Slip-on Weapon...

Raiden!

Raiden!

Strippers are for later.

I don't...

What are you...

These girls are creepy.

Not good.

Haruo, do something!

We are the HILKO Girls Squad.

By Lord Izanami,

we've come to punish you arrogant humans.

General, are you ready for us?

What?

You scoundrels! Get them!

Toast their asses!

What's this coming from my mouth!

Get her!

Upsey...

daisy!

Something long is coming out.

This is no good!

General!

Haruo, stay away!

Koshimizu!

Not one inch past me.

Oh my.

Think again.

Koshimizu!

You OK, sir?

You're late, asshole!

Get her now!

You are?

This is the corpus of Japanese technology.

It accumulates the evil of the HILKO...

and transforms it into energy. It is...

Raiden!

What's going to happen?

First, try this!

How about this!

Wire!

Now that you can't move...

the next will destroy you.

Take this!

Get ready for some face ventilation!

Rin! Rin!

Yoshie!

What's this? Totally gross!

Uh-oh...

I'm rapidly losing my memory.

How much udon did I eat last year?

Mom and dad's pain was

much more than this.

Cool! Way cool!

Let me go!

Listen, you bastards.

I've been ordered by the Prime Minister.

He wants all HILKO dead.

Besides, at Koenji Station, I...

My pants. I'm naked.

A rice bowl! What's in it?

It's katsudon!

Looks delicious.

I'm still well enough to eat katsudon.

Chow time.

Yech!

My precious katsudon's became...

a bowl of blood.

Kill them all.

But...

You heard Koshimizu's speech.

We're in an all-out war.

This is just the beginning.

Help me.

Please.

Don't kill me.

Are you mad about the bullying?

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

I apologize.

Don't want...

I don't want to die.

Don't! Don't do it.

What is it, Rin?

Stop.

I can't.

Mommy.

Mina.

Rei, please stop!

Shut up!

You're too naive, bitch!

Ow.

Father.

Long time no see. How you been?

I want to be with you and mom.

No, you must live.

What's the use?

No good will come my way.

It was never allowed for HILKO

to be with humans.

But I happened to fall in love

with a human.

You know who I'm talking about.

Your mother.

Sayuri.

It was a precious,

once-in-a-lifetime encounter.

I left my friends to be with her.

Of course,

they called me a sellout.

But, even as one of the dead...

I've never regretted the choice.

Clear your heart.

Listen to your own voice.

It will show you the right way.

Behind you!

Let's go, girls!

Roger!

Rin, here's breakfast.

Yoshie, what's going on?

Terror attacks.

We're at war with the humans!

If you do good,

maybe Kisaragi will forgive you.

Let's do our best!

Yoshie.

This is wrong.

Huh?

Why?

We have to stop this.

That's a double-cross.

You'll be sentenced to death.

I know.

At the party,

did you think it right to follow orders?

Stop.

Was it OK that Rei killed those people?

I said stop!

Hold on, Yoshie!

If you say more, I'll hit you.

Let's fight and end this together.

I said I'd hit you!

I'll say it again and again.

We must stop terrorism!

Why didn't you use your treasure?

Because...

You're my friend.

Why didn't you use yours?

For...

the same reason.

We'll stop them, Yoshie.

Yeah.

Chapter 3: Rebellion

In the air!

What is it?

I'm the Japanese...

noodle maker!

Dy-no-mite. Yo-heave-ho.

We'll capture those HILKO.

And sell them as bio-weapons.

You own plenty of land.

Maggot feces filled HILKO,

they deserve it.

I came to invite you to...

the night of HILKO.

Dy-no-mite.

Rei, stop! This is wrong.

You traitor.

I hate you half-breed.

Do her.

Wake up!

Lord Izanami wants blood.

Your blood.

The ruler of Japan's blood.

Baboon dung HILKO.

Kill me. Just try.

Open your eyes.

I can devastate Japan by myself.

Rin, go after Rei!

But!

I'm fine. Go!

OK.

Yoshie.

Wait, bitch!

I'm your match.

No passage.

This is going nowhere!

Sorry girls!

You're happy to see your friends die?

They die for the HILKO.

It's an honor!

I am the new leader of Japan!

My belly sword's got a hard-on!

Pathetic ants!

This harms me not!

You mimic Kisaragi.

It's Mr. Kisaragi!

Refer to him honorably!

Rei, look at this.

Remember...

There is human kindness.

This is for you.

No matter what, I'll protect you.

Rin.

Rei.

I know you know...

it's hard to lose someone important.

Don't want to remember.

I never want to feel that sorrow again.

Stop this!

No one should feel this way.

Neither human nor HILKO.

Please stop.

Dimwits!

Go home and play some pachinko!

You won't escape!

Kisaragi ordered me to...

increase the hatred in the world.

But I didn't notice until

I'd made my mistake.

Those dirty rings!

You try soaking them out

and scrubbing them out.

And you can still get,

ring around the collar!

I can say this now.

Anyone who gives such orders

to his people...

doesn't deserve their trust.

Rei, wake up.

He only thinks of us as tools.

Rin.

Absolutely right, wimps!

Rei!

I'll kill you as an offering to

Lord Izanami!

This is it!

I'll finish you with my belly sword.

Because I'm bad. I'm bad.

Kisaragi, you're wrong!

Shut up, shut up!

Take a wad of blood!

No! No!

No!

Rin, Rei, I'm coming!

Stop!

Rei!

Save the Prime Minister!

It's not over yet.

Huh?

What?

Yoshie!

Down boy.

Good.

No good.

We have the right to live too.

Shrink like always.

Down.

Down...

Calm down!

It's over.

Not really.

What're we gonna do?

For now,

we gotta get out of here.

After that?

Don't know.

But we'll live.

Let's live.

I don't recall asking for your help.

Iguana stool infested HILKO!