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I see it...
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For I perceived God's light about him
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Both wax and fire
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Oh. Hail and well met, Jeoffry.
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Have you been fighting again?
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Such a bold gentleman you are.
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Yes, of course.
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But what am I to do
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when God asks of me
to translate the one true poem
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that unfolds the universe?
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Still, I'm glad of your companionship.
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Without you, I fear the devil
would have claimed me long ago.
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Hello, Jeoffry.
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I understand
you've been giving my imps some trouble.
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What do you have to say for yourself? Hm?
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Back, Satan!
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This is my place, mine!
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Well, is anything really ours?
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Come, Jeoffry. I have a proposition.
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Will you walk with me?
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There will be treats.
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Hm.
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Let's get the formalities
over with, eh?
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Yea, I will give you this
and all the kingdoms of the Earth
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if you will bow down and worship me.
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No.
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It is you who should bow down to Jeoffry.
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Yes, I suspected as much.
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You bear the sin of pride, cat.
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A sin I am particularly fond of.
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And you said
there would be treats.
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Catnip fresh from the soil,
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salted ham from the market,
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fish heads with the eyes still in them.
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Mm. Scrumptiously poppable.
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But first we must make a deal, Jeoffry.
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I have need of your poet,
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and I want you to stand aside
and not interfere.
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Oh no, no, no.
He's mine. The favorite of my pets.
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Now, now, Jeoffry,
you must understand
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that there are many claims on him.
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The man is like a ruined estate
overrun with creditors.
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He owes the tyrant of heaven,
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his family and friends,
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and me for his youthful debaucheries
and such.
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But I would forgive my debt
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- if your "pet" would but write me a poem.
- Put me down!
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Honestly, Jeoffry, the poems
he writes for himself are, mm...
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not very good.
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With my guidance,
he could write something magnificent.
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The poem of poems.
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Verse that would lay waste...
...to all of creation.
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Do we have a deal, sir?
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What is it?
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No! No, no.
Please, Lord Lucifer, spare my cat.
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I'll do anything! I swear it.
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Very well.
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Capital, sir, capital.
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Oh, sir, sir,
you cannot rhyme love with dove.
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It is banal. I shall not allow it.
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Yeah, I like the first reference
to "An Essay on Man,"
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but the second makes you seem... derivative.
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All critics are Satan.
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But marvelous work,
truly marvelous.
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I've made a few suggested edits
I'd like you to entertain,
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but I'm very pleased with your progress.
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If you could tidy these up,
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I'll be back for them tomorrow night,
and our business can be done.
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How now, Jeoffry?
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You look as though
a hound has chewed you up.
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Yes, well, that was no hound,
but Satan himself.
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How now, Jeoffry?
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You look worse for wear, mate.
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He fought the devil and lost, Tom.
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Of course he did.
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And now, Sir Jeoffry seeks the help
of a true fighting cat.
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It is not strength I seek,
sirrah, but counsel.
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Oh. Here it is.
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The Nighthunter Moppet.
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Hello, Mistress Polly.
Hello, Master Tom.
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Hello, Master Jeoffry.
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- Hello, Miss Moppet.
- Is that milk?
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All right, come on now.
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Master Jeoffry has something to say.
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Attend to him, all of you.
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Last night,
Satan came to this madhouse.
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He offered treats to lure me away
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so he could coerce my poet
into doing his bidding
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and, in so doing, take his immortal soul
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and destroy all of creation.
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Oh, that is a scurvy trick.
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Yes, indeed.
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And so, I...
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Well, I... I need your help.
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This is a strange business, Jeoffry.
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Very strange.
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But, uh, if you want my claws, sir,
they're yours for this fight.
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No!
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We cats are descended from the Angel Tiger
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who killed the Ichneumon-rat of Egypt.
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We are warriors of God,
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and as such, we can wound Satan,
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but we cannot kill him.
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To defeat Satan,
we must deny him that which he desires.
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The poem.
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A bloody poem?
What does he want that for?
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I understand what must be done.
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We shall help you.
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We shall fight him!
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And, Jeoffry, you shall creep.
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Come, come, Master Smart. Hand it over.
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As the surgeon said,
"'Tis better to have it all out at once."
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Oi! Stand and deliver, you wanker!
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Oh, please.
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I've had quite enough of you damned cats.
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We'll have
more than your stockings, sir.
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I'll have your hide,
you bloody...
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Language.
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I won't be called a...
...by anyone, let alone...
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...a flea-bitten alley cat.
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Lay on then, sir!
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I am the Nighthunter Moppet!
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Get it off!
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We are descended from angels,
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and as such, we too can move
in the spaces between worlds.
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Stand down, vile kitten!
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I am Nighthunter Moppet!
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Back to hell with you,
you fiend!
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You cannot win.
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Oppose me further, and die.
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Then we choose death!
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Nighthunter Moppet!
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Very well.
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Jeoffry!
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My poem!
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His soul was in that poem!
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Hm?
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Oh. Oh yes, so it was.
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Well, I shall keep it safe.
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And, uh, so much for your dominion
over the Earth as well.
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Now be gone, foul creature!
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You have scarred literature forever,
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you stupid cat!
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For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry
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For he counteracts the powers of darkness
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By his electrical skin and glaring eyes
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For he counteracts the Devil
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Who is death
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For he can creep10582
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