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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:09,540 --> 00:02:10,830 小孩 過來啦 2 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:16,080 您好 這邊簽一下字 3 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,450 媽 你是不是要讓我轉到第一梯隊 4 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:29,080 你怎麼會這麼想我啊 5 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,370 我是這樣的人嘛 6 00:02:30,370 --> 00:02:32,450 不是 因為租個學區房也沒用 7 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:33,700 這也不是學區房 8 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:34,620 第一梯隊 9 00:02:35,370 --> 00:02:36,830 第一梯隊也沒用 10 00:02:36,910 --> 00:02:37,910 你這麼厲害 11 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:38,950 在哪兒都一樣 12 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:41,120 沒事兒 走 13 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:44,250 我們是不是沒錢了 14 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:45,870 怎麼可能啊 15 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,620 這是歷史建築 16 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:48,750 一百多年了 17 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:50,250 一般人根本住不進來 18 00:02:50,290 --> 00:02:51,580 到處都是這種樓 19 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:53,200 這都沒有電梯 20 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:55,950 我看那個紐約時報上 21 00:02:55,950 --> 00:02:57,830 霉霉說她的腿為什麼又長又直 22 00:02:57,950 --> 00:02:59,750 因為她從來不坐電梯 23 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:00,790 她就是走樓梯鍛煉的 24 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,040 - 真的啊 - 真的啊 25 00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:06,500 你看她的腿 26 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,700 也是這麼走出來的 27 00:03:07,830 --> 00:03:08,540 沒錯 28 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:11,080 這樓道裏這麼亂 29 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:12,620 這就叫人情味啊 30 00:03:12,870 --> 00:03:14,700 咱們之前那個樓雖然很乾淨 31 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:16,040 但是太冷漠了 32 00:03:16,290 --> 00:03:16,830 快看 33 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:18,410 那兒有一隻超超超可愛的貓 34 00:03:18,410 --> 00:03:19,160 哪兒啊 35 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:19,790 就那兒 36 00:03:21,370 --> 00:03:22,950 你不是一直想養龍貓嗎 37 00:03:22,950 --> 00:03:24,120 龍貓不是貓 38 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,500 是毛絲鼠 39 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,500 那這兒肯定也有老鼠 40 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:29,000 也不是老鼠 41 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:30,620 你咋那麼多事啊 42 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:32,370 快快快 進去看看自己新房間 43 00:03:32,830 --> 00:03:33,580 快啊 44 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:51,160 對不起 45 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,200 來來來 你 過來一下 46 00:03:55,830 --> 00:03:56,870 你是哪一家的啊 47 00:03:57,750 --> 00:03:59,120 我找人 48 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,500 521 49 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:01,870 又是521啊 50 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,370 有很多人找他嗎 51 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:05,750 也不多 52 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:06,660 都是美女 53 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:08,750 那我呢 54 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:10,290 我不是那種 55 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:12,080 喜歡點評人家女孩子的人 56 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:18,080 沒叫你走啊 57 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,200 來 登記一下 58 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,040 不是 我跟其他人不一樣 59 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,040 我是他媽 60 00:04:26,290 --> 00:04:27,790 那你把你兒子名字寫一寫 61 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:30,250 我是後媽 62 00:04:32,950 --> 00:04:34,580 - 小孩 - 爸爸 63 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:35,620 王鐵梅 64 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,160 王鐵梅 你搬家怎麼也不跟我說 65 00:04:39,950 --> 00:04:41,120 好像在躲我一樣 66 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,330 我又沒纏著你 67 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:43,410 挺會掐點的 68 00:04:43,410 --> 00:04:44,910 我這搬完了 你來了 69 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,580 小孩早告訴你了吧 70 00:04:47,450 --> 00:04:48,950 今天有特殊情況 71 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,200 我去醫院了 72 00:04:52,370 --> 00:04:53,290 我跟你說 73 00:04:53,870 --> 00:04:54,750 站那兒說 74 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:57,950 我為你去結扎了 75 00:04:58,330 --> 00:04:59,160 啥 76 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:00,410 我們原來聊過呀 77 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:02,700 你說上環對女性身體損傷大 78 00:05:02,950 --> 00:05:04,450 什麼叫為我呀 79 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:05,540 我又不睡你 80 00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:06,410 我讓你結了嗎 81 00:05:06,410 --> 00:05:07,450 沒沒沒有 82 00:05:07,450 --> 00:05:09,080 是我怕你擔心 83 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,830 畢竟男人什麼時候都能生嘛 84 00:05:11,290 --> 00:05:12,870 跟我有什麼關係啊 85 00:05:12,870 --> 00:05:14,120 我就想讓你知道 86 00:05:14,330 --> 00:05:16,540 小孩是我永遠唯一的孩子 87 00:05:16,910 --> 00:05:18,370 再沒幾年你就快絕經了 88 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:19,870 那我也要同步絕育 89 00:05:19,910 --> 00:05:21,040 永絕後患 90 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:22,200 來 我看看 91 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,580 我看你打的是不是死結 92 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:25,120 我今天就是了解一下 93 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,500 手術排到下個月了 94 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:27,620 神經病啊 95 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:50,330 對不起啊 96 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:51,910 我剛才洗澡來著 97 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:52,950 沒接到電話 98 00:05:52,950 --> 00:05:54,790 不好意思 我應該提前下來接你的 99 00:05:55,330 --> 00:05:57,330 你應該早點告訴我你的名字 100 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,330 誰知道你家這兒這麼麻煩啊 101 00:05:59,330 --> 00:06:00,290 對不起對不起 102 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:02,290 最近管得確實有點嚴 103 00:06:02,290 --> 00:06:03,620 之前有小偷進來 104 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:05,250 你看我像小偷嗎 105 00:06:05,870 --> 00:06:06,540 像 106 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,410 你身上有什麼值錢的 107 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:11,660 等一下你就知道了 108 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,290 你好像比照片上瘦小很多 109 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:22,620 你也沒有很大隻啊 110 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,040 對不起 111 00:06:25,910 --> 00:06:26,790 沒關係 112 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:30,410 到了 113 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:35,790 爸爸你看 114 00:06:36,950 --> 00:06:38,040 畫得很好 115 00:06:38,290 --> 00:06:40,120 當然 畫在紙上就更好了 116 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,660 畢竟你不是米開朗基羅 117 00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:42,660 閉嘴吧你 118 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:44,830 我的意思是 119 00:06:44,830 --> 00:06:46,450 畫在紙上可以保留 120 00:06:46,450 --> 00:06:47,120 可以辦展 121 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:49,250 你畫牆上不就便宜房東了嗎 122 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:50,500 這些啊我不要了 123 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,290 你掛網上賣了 回頭錢轉給我 124 00:06:52,790 --> 00:06:53,830 不至於吧 125 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:55,580 你不是找到工作了嗎 126 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:56,910 不是什麼總編輯嗎 127 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,330 這地兒裝不下 128 00:06:58,330 --> 00:06:59,500 扔了又可惜 129 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:04,870 這個你留下吧 130 00:07:05,290 --> 00:07:06,160 你送我的生日禮物 131 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,250 你不是很喜歡嗎 132 00:07:07,330 --> 00:07:08,410 離婚非要拿走 133 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:09,750 我一次都沒騎過 134 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,290 這個我過兩天賣 135 00:07:11,370 --> 00:07:13,040 我得先走了 明天再來弄 136 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,870 小孩 爸爸要走了 137 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:15,910 你要不來親我一下 138 00:07:15,910 --> 00:07:16,450 不用了 139 00:07:16,450 --> 00:07:18,160 畢竟我不是米開朗基羅 140 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,200 爸爸再見 141 00:07:19,410 --> 00:07:20,330 這麼記仇 142 00:07:20,830 --> 00:07:21,830 你別離那麼近 143 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:23,500 - 眼睛看壞了 - 走吧你 144 00:07:23,870 --> 00:07:25,160 週末回來接你啊 145 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,950 畫得比米開朗基羅好啊 146 00:08:19,950 --> 00:08:20,910 認識他嗎 147 00:08:44,910 --> 00:08:45,910 你在等我啊 148 00:08:47,790 --> 00:08:48,500 沒事 149 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,500 我只是讓他嘗嘗被人跟蹤的滋味 150 00:08:51,370 --> 00:08:53,370 我之前也想過這種狀況 151 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:54,910 看過很多攻略 152 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,950 但是我 我剛才就蒙了 153 00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:57,950 然後我就一直在想 154 00:08:57,950 --> 00:08:59,660 我之前想的辦法是什麼 155 00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:01,120 結果我就越想越亂 156 00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:03,580 而且我剛從一個男人家裏出來 157 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:04,950 他也不留我也不送我 158 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,450 我也剛從一男的家出來 159 00:09:07,450 --> 00:09:08,700 他直接睡過去了 160 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:09,540 你會不會好點 161 00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:10,450 真的 162 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:11,410 假的 163 00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:13,450 我已經都快忘了 164 00:09:13,450 --> 00:09:15,080 男的睡身邊什麼感覺了 165 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:17,160 感覺不好 166 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:18,700 那我平衡點了 167 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,080 你這好騎嗎 168 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,660 感覺好像很難控制 169 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:26,540 我不會給你騎的 170 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:27,750 這是我最後一次騎它了 171 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:29,250 我要把它騎到沒電 我累死它 172 00:09:30,830 --> 00:09:31,950 你住我樓上是吧 173 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:33,660 你進去我再走 174 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,040 我們一起進去吧 175 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,330 走吧 別廢話 176 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:48,950 這地兒挺好的呀 177 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,290 人少 安靜 178 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,830 這些玩意還辟邪 179 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,450 怪不好意思的 180 00:09:53,790 --> 00:09:55,160 還是咱們以前那兒環境好 181 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:56,660 光實習生就二十多個 182 00:09:56,950 --> 00:09:58,580 追憶過去是油膩的開始啊 183 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:01,790 我其實還是不太能相信 184 00:10:01,790 --> 00:10:03,410 你知道我進報社的第一份工作 185 00:10:03,410 --> 00:10:04,620 就是你的實習生 186 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,790 我那時候天天研究你的稿子 187 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:08,790 你說你要做記者做到死的 188 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,950 所以記者的話不能都信 189 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,500 但你也墮落了 190 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:13,450 怎麼說話呢 191 00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:15,160 你們公眾號沒那麼差 192 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,160 你確定你都看了 193 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,700 就是帶貨嘛 很正常 194 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:18,910 不然怎麼活下去 195 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,410 不是 這跟之前做的工作 196 00:10:20,410 --> 00:10:20,870 完全都不一樣 197 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,660 其實我很感激你的 真的 198 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:23,660 願意招我來 199 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,580 我已經找了半年工作了 200 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,910 你不會那時候也沒買房吧 201 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:32,700 我現在有點懷疑你的判斷能力了 202 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,660 我之前待的兩家媒體都沒了 203 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:35,200 你不知道 204 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,410 我不知道 真的呀 205 00:10:36,410 --> 00:10:38,500 放心 我現在已經認清現實了 206 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:39,330 放棄幻想了 207 00:10:39,330 --> 00:10:40,160 確定啊 208 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:48,700 最新一篇 209 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:51,290 歐洲國寶索菲亞羅蘭的一生摯愛 210 00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:53,250 還能這麼編 211 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:54,290 不會被告嗎 212 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:56,000 你往下看 213 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,200 她一生的摯愛 214 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,370 意大利麵 215 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,540 可以乾吃的 216 00:11:00,950 --> 00:11:02,250 國內明星寫不了 217 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,200 一告一個準 218 00:11:03,290 --> 00:11:04,750 我們都賠了幾十萬了 219 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:05,830 國外的還行 220 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,580 這是另外一個非虛構的號 221 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:09,540 職場女性的無償家務勞動 222 00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:10,750 我寫的 223 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,950 所以你們五個人負責這倆號 224 00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:14,790 仨號 225 00:11:14,790 --> 00:11:15,910 還有一個封了 226 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:16,950 我們還有個視頻號 227 00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:18,660 懂了 228 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,700 主要是靠這個胡編亂造的 229 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,040 養活這個嚴肅枯燥的 230 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,370 這怎麼能是胡編亂造呢 231 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:24,330 很枯燥嗎 232 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,950 但是很有意義啊 233 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,080 她為這個採訪花了不少時間呢 234 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:30,080 其實 235 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,500 我是您的師妹 236 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:33,830 你這穿個啥呀 237 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:36,700 鏈接發我 238 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,160 我們現在呢 239 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,790 就是形勢很嚴峻 240 00:11:40,790 --> 00:11:42,160 這個也帶不動貨 241 00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:44,080 你這個也沒人看 242 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,910 要不就別寫了 243 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:49,450 這個數據的信源哪兒來的 244 00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:50,870 你就採了兩個人嗎 245 00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:52,830 五千字的稿子至少要採五個人 246 00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:56,040 實際上這是因為 247 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,080 沒錢沒時間 248 00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:58,950 調查採訪需要錢的 249 00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:00,410 你要給她撥更多的錢 250 00:12:00,830 --> 00:12:02,370 還有這個號不要搞二條廣告 251 00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:04,200 你要寫這個東西就要寫得很專業 252 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:06,580 這個嘛 253 00:12:07,410 --> 00:12:08,830 沒什麼新的視角 254 00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,540 也沒有輸出任何觀點 255 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:11,870 你既然要賣貨 256 00:12:11,870 --> 00:12:13,540 你要不你這倆結合一下 257 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,830 索菲亞羅蘭做不做家務 258 00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:16,700 你這不寫了嗎 259 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:18,160 她到那個超市買打折商品 260 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,540 還出了家庭烹飪書 261 00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:21,910 女明星也要做無償的家務勞動 262 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:23,330 改吧 263 00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:24,830 為什麼呀 264 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,410 我發現自己沒有什麼天才 265 00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:35,620 沒有特長 266 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:37,200 我也不是富二代 267 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,160 所以我不再幻想了 268 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:51,910 來了 269 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:53,450 不著急 還沒結束呢 270 00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:54,330 歇會歇會 271 00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:12,160 媽 272 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:15,700 王茉莉 273 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,580 寶貝你好厲害呀 274 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,450 我都不知道你還參加校樂隊了 275 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,120 你的樂器呢 276 00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:24,700 你在學鋼琴啊 277 00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:27,080 指揮啊 278 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,540 我鼓掌 279 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,040 打節奏 280 00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:31,330 我是觀眾 281 00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:33,580 我又不會唱歌又不會什麼樂器 282 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,700 觀眾排什麼練啊 283 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,200 領導要來參觀 284 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,950 老師說我很會鼓掌 285 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,540 所以你就聽話了 286 00:13:42,830 --> 00:13:44,330 你不懂拒絕的嗎 287 00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:46,500 老師說過我好幾次 288 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,120 沒有團體意識 289 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,660 脫離大眾 290 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:51,750 什麼亂七八糟 291 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:52,870 我找她去 292 00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:54,330 你又來了 293 00:13:56,910 --> 00:13:57,950 不去了不去了 294 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,160 鐵梅 295 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,160 鐵梅 296 00:14:22,870 --> 00:14:23,950 王鐵梅 297 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:24,870 啊 298 00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:28,080 我能上你家上個廁所嗎 299 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,500 鐵梅你好厲害啊 300 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,750 你是學過嗎 301 00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:38,000 大學選修了污水治理 302 00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:40,700 種這麼多菜 303 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:41,540 你做飯啊 304 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:42,160 不做 305 00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:43,500 行吧 306 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,200 我裏面還有呢 307 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:46,250 來看 308 00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:50,750 幾個人住啊 309 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:51,790 就我一個 310 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,000 這吃得完嗎 311 00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:54,330 放著唄 312 00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:55,620 反正早晚能用上 313 00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:57,750 你要是有需要的話 隨時找我拿 314 00:14:57,870 --> 00:14:58,870 我摘點菜就行 315 00:14:58,870 --> 00:14:59,700 隨時 316 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,330 你家就這麼大呀 317 00:15:03,410 --> 00:15:05,080 我樓下還有個亭子間呢 318 00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:07,450 這樓上樓下加起來也沒我家大 319 00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:08,790 還多出兩千塊錢 320 00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:09,910 你被人坑了呀 321 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,410 不是 你不知道 322 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,120 房東對我可好了 323 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,620 過年會叫我去家裏吃飯 324 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:15,660 過節還給我送月餅呢 325 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:16,290 你看 326 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:18,200 這破玩意也不值房租啊 327 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:19,790 情義無價 328 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,160 反正我答應了他 329 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,120 會一直住下去的 330 00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:23,660 做你房東真幸福 331 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:25,160 一點破月餅就把你收買了 332 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,080 還有粽子 青團 333 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,120 人參酒 334 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:29,290 這是你房東做的 335 00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:29,870 啊 336 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,120 長期關係 337 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,620 你這麼懂 338 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:37,160 你不是應該比我老練嗎 339 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,410 我都沒用過這 340 00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:39,370 給你下一個 341 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:40,160 不用了 342 00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:41,120 我應該下一個 343 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,790 少兒特長培訓班軟件 344 00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:44,620 你說這沒有 345 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:45,910 你還真下呀 346 00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:50,000 是那男的嗎 347 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,500 挺帥的 348 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,040 那我今天可以再去找他嗎 349 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:54,910 去啊 350 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:55,660 真的啊 351 00:15:55,870 --> 00:15:56,700 我們這麼不熟 352 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:57,870 你都想問我的意見 353 00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:59,040 他對你那麼不上心 354 00:15:59,040 --> 00:15:59,870 你還想去 355 00:15:59,870 --> 00:16:00,790 那就去啊 356 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,080 但我這樣是不是太給女人丟臉了 357 00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:04,120 是 358 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,290 他給我看朋友圈了 359 00:16:08,290 --> 00:16:09,040 我回了 360 00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:10,750 你那玩意少喝點 361 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:11,620 容易上頭 362 00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:13,450 等一下 363 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:14,330 晚上有空嗎 364 00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:03,160 台上有沒有你喜歡的樂器 365 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,000 還是你最喜歡聽我唱歌啊 366 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,200 我喜歡 367 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,330 做觀眾 368 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:09,160 我看見你鼓掌了 369 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,540 全場鼓得最好 370 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:11,500 而且都在點上 371 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,580 你真的很會 372 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:14,200 我們都很感動 對不對 373 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,660 對 特別會 374 00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:20,080 沒有廁所嗎 375 00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:23,540 沒事 376 00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:27,160 一起走啊 我叫車 377 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,540 還是你們要去 378 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,700 喝點酒什麼的 379 00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:33,290 我今天不回去了 380 00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:34,950 雖然我跟你還不是很熟 381 00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:36,250 但是我愛你 382 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:38,540 走了 383 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,910 拜拜 384 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,790 拜拜 385 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:46,830 樂隊叫什麼名字 386 00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:48,160 無條件投降 387 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,660 鍵盤有點俗 388 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,950 你們班一半小孩都學鋼琴 389 00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:56,450 貝斯對你來說太簡單了 390 00:18:56,450 --> 00:18:57,950 吉他有點意思不大 391 00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:59,080 我都能來兩下 392 00:18:59,080 --> 00:18:59,910 你覺得呢 393 00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:01,040 嗯 394 00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:03,580 女鼓手很少哎 395 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,580 而且女孩打鼓很帥的 396 00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:06,580 還鍛煉身體 397 00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:08,370 這個特長可不是 398 00:19:08,370 --> 00:19:09,700 一般小孩都能有的 399 00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:13,910 你應該做個鼓手 400 00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:15,790 你覺得怎麼樣 401 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,660 所以你給他寫了不少歌是嗎 402 00:19:40,410 --> 00:19:41,540 你吃醋了 403 00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:42,410 不會啊 404 00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:43,950 能把喜歡變成創作 405 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,540 是一件很幸福的事情 406 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,250 而且還那麼好聽 407 00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:49,790 我很慶幸今天能來 408 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:50,950 能看到不同的你 409 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,120 非常的 410 00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:54,410 耀眼 411 00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:57,080 耀眼是不是對眼睛不好 412 00:19:58,950 --> 00:20:00,660 你是不是很愛護眼睛啊 413 00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:02,700 人人都應該愛護眼睛吧 414 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,000 我就不愛護 415 00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:05,580 但我也不近視 416 00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:08,370 我能看到別人看不清的東西 417 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:09,660 什麼東西 418 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,160 好東西 419 00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:20,700 來 訪客登記一下 420 00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:21,830 我住在這裏的 421 00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:23,160 哪家的 422 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,200 303 423 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:25,660 303沒你這個人 424 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:26,330 我曉得 425 00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:27,450 李太太屋裏的 426 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,120 李太太也要登記啊 427 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:30,830 我兒子買的 428 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:31,500 送你 429 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:32,790 母親節快樂 430 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:34,950 不要跑不要跑 431 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:35,830 回來回來 432 00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:36,790 過來過來 433 00:20:36,790 --> 00:20:37,620 不是你們 434 00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:40,200 我之前跟他說我是你後媽 435 00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:41,370 來來來 名字寫好 436 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,580 身份証號寫一寫 437 00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:44,830 謝謝後媽 438 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,450 你怎麼不叫他倆登記 439 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,290 人家住這兒 你住這兒嗎 440 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,580 我這個選題是打算 441 00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:55,830 母親節的時候發的 442 00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,000 你這又穿了個啥 443 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,000 要鏈接 444 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:58,790 不用 445 00:20:59,040 --> 00:20:59,870 耳環可以 446 00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:02,120 要採那幾個人 已經發給你了 447 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:03,700 我昨天晚上看了 448 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,750 是不是都太苦了 449 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,910 而且你這個角度太同情 450 00:21:07,910 --> 00:21:09,040 可憐了 451 00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:12,540 在你們眼裏單親媽媽都這麼淒慘嗎 452 00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:13,950 簡直都可悲了 453 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:17,660 看我幹什麼 454 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:19,910 她們就是很辛苦啊 455 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:20,790 對 456 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,250 但老是重復女性悲慘敘事 457 00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,000 也不利於改善女人處境啊 458 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,250 這誰還敢做單親媽媽呀 459 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,000 是不是 460 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,080 再加一個類似谷愛凌的媽媽呢 461 00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:31,290 從一個極端跳到另外一個極端 462 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,660 有幾個媽能做到那樣 463 00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:33,750 屬於無效勵志 464 00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:35,870 那我再找幾個 465 00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:38,290 我先走了 466 00:21:39,410 --> 00:21:40,660 喝紅糖水沒用 467 00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:41,580 得吃去痛藥 468 00:21:42,450 --> 00:21:43,370 好的鐵姐 469 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:49,120 鼓 470 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:49,830 張家新 471 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:52,950 張家新 472 00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:00,500 我來了 473 00:22:00,830 --> 00:22:01,500 怎麼了 474 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:02,160 來啦 475 00:22:02,790 --> 00:22:03,330 喝一個 476 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:04,410 現在啊 477 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:06,330 慶祝我們的小孩要有特長啦 478 00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:08,330 小馬 那天的鼓手 479 00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:09,540 這是我的鐵梅 480 00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:11,200 鼓手好 481 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:12,450 你好 482 00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:13,870 他平時就在東湖路 483 00:22:13,870 --> 00:22:15,200 教小孩架子鼓 484 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,750 他還是上音畢業的呢 485 00:22:16,830 --> 00:22:18,040 你看混的 486 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,080 做好心理準備啊 487 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,120 這特長沒什麼卵用 488 00:22:20,410 --> 00:22:21,540 沒用挺好的 489 00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,200 又不是為了有用才學的啊 490 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,540 他還會別的樂器 491 00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:26,200 如果小孩想要多點特長 492 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,660 特特長的話也可以 493 00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:28,580 太好了 494 00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:30,700 就去你那個東湖路上課是吧 495 00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:32,250 不用去那兒 496 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:33,870 那都是培訓班宰人的 497 00:22:33,870 --> 00:22:35,450 你就直接上他那鼓房就行 498 00:22:35,830 --> 00:22:37,250 或者來我家也可以 對吧 499 00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:38,200 都行 500 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:39,080 這不太好吧 501 00:22:39,290 --> 00:22:40,410 這有什麼不好的 502 00:22:40,580 --> 00:22:42,120 你的小孩就是我的小孩 503 00:22:42,790 --> 00:22:44,000 我怎麼不知道 504 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,580 那個 這是我前夫 505 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:50,830 這我鄰居小葉 506 00:22:50,950 --> 00:22:52,580 這個 那個小誰 她朋友 507 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,250 我給小孩請的樂器老師 508 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,250 小馬 509 00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:57,700 怎麼這麼帥啊 510 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,540 可能我媽比較帥 511 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,000 有多帥 512 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:11,660 確實挺帥的 513 00:23:11,660 --> 00:23:12,290 謝謝 514 00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,790 你是媽寶啊 515 00:23:13,790 --> 00:23:14,950 怎麼說話呢 516 00:23:14,950 --> 00:23:16,540 放媽媽照片就是媽寶啊 517 00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:17,830 也有可能是變態啊 518 00:23:17,950 --> 00:23:19,200 《驚魂記》你不記得了 519 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:22,000 也有可能是他媽媽去世了 520 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,450 所以說不要隨便評判別人 521 00:23:25,450 --> 00:23:26,500 快說對不起 522 00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:27,620 對不起 523 00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:28,500 沒關係 524 00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:30,910 你看著挺年輕的 525 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,500 我本來就很年輕 526 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,160 看皮膚狀態 你年紀比我大 527 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,950 那因為我天生皮膚大麥色 528 00:23:35,950 --> 00:23:37,410 什麼大麥小麥 529 00:23:37,410 --> 00:23:39,160 你是沒防曬 所以老得快 530 00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:40,580 爸爸你單押 531 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:41,250 是吧 532 00:23:43,910 --> 00:23:45,950 那個 要不去我家吃飯吧 533 00:23:45,950 --> 00:23:47,290 我家正好有剩飯 534 00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:48,410 菜是新的 我現做 535 00:23:48,410 --> 00:23:50,120 好啊 我最喜歡剩飯了 536 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,040 太好了 537 00:23:51,450 --> 00:23:52,250 走吧 538 00:23:52,910 --> 00:23:54,160 一會兒我去找你啊 539 00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:55,370 沒做你的 540 00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:56,830 我不吃 你做得那麼油 541 00:23:56,830 --> 00:23:58,410 我現在都吃減脂餐呢 542 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,000 鐵梅 543 00:24:01,870 --> 00:24:02,620 你這能用上嗎 544 00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:03,500 放那兒吧 545 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:04,790 坐啊 546 00:24:09,290 --> 00:24:10,290 隨便坐啊 547 00:24:15,450 --> 00:24:16,250 啥呀 548 00:24:16,870 --> 00:24:17,790 對不起 549 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:18,660 - 對不起 - 不好意思不好意思 550 00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:19,540 沒事沒事 551 00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:20,450 - 不好意思 - 沒事沒事 552 00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:21,450 我來我來 553 00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:23,620 - 這我來吧 - 我來我來 554 00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:24,500 沒事 沒事 555 00:24:31,660 --> 00:24:32,950 小馬老師 556 00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:35,700 你是教什麼樂器來著 557 00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:38,200 看想學什麼 558 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,450 我會的比較多 559 00:24:41,910 --> 00:24:42,790 豎琴 560 00:24:43,370 --> 00:24:44,200 可以啊 561 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,620 我大學學的就是弦樂 562 00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:47,580 豎琴是天使彈的那個嗎 563 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:48,950 - 對啊 - 我可不學 564 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,120 薩克斯 565 00:24:53,620 --> 00:24:54,620 沒問題啊 566 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:56,120 我小時候吹黑管 567 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,410 吹奏樂都差不多的 568 00:24:57,410 --> 00:24:58,660 那你也會吹簫 569 00:24:58,660 --> 00:24:59,660 你那麼感興趣啊 570 00:25:00,950 --> 00:25:02,580 簫我能吹 你想學嗎 571 00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:04,870 飯好了 572 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,620 可以吃了 573 00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:13,250 老師 那你很貴吧 574 00:25:13,790 --> 00:25:15,040 這哥哥很便宜的 575 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:15,950 你放心 576 00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,790 這樣以後你就不用在台下坐著了 577 00:25:17,790 --> 00:25:18,750 你也有特長了 578 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:19,830 可以上台表演了 579 00:25:19,830 --> 00:25:20,910 我喜歡坐著 580 00:25:21,450 --> 00:25:22,450 你不是喜歡打鼓嗎 581 00:25:22,450 --> 00:25:23,500 那天咱們說的 582 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,410 女鼓手啊 583 00:25:24,410 --> 00:25:25,290 帥的 584 00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:26,620 對 也是坐著打的 585 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:27,330 對啊 586 00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:29,450 我覺得做觀眾就挺好 587 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:32,700 怎麼可能 588 00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,370 咱們是天生的明星嘛 589 00:25:34,370 --> 00:25:35,370 生來如此 590 00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:36,540 我不是 591 00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:38,700 那要不換個老師 592 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:39,910 你想學什麼都行 593 00:25:39,910 --> 00:25:40,870 我什麼都不想學 594 00:25:40,870 --> 00:25:41,750 你們煩死了 595 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:42,450 幹嘛你給我回來 596 00:25:42,450 --> 00:25:43,410 哎別別別 597 00:25:47,290 --> 00:25:48,160 不好意思啊 598 00:25:48,410 --> 00:25:49,290 沒關係的 599 00:25:49,950 --> 00:25:51,700 小時候我媽也逼著我學鋼琴 600 00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:54,500 所以你才會這麼多 601 00:25:54,950 --> 00:25:55,540 不是 602 00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:57,580 她死了以後我才愛上音樂的 603 00:25:58,250 --> 00:25:59,040 其實 604 00:25:59,370 --> 00:26:01,660 孩子要是不想學 你就別逼她 605 00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:04,040 而且我也不想教一個被強迫的孩子 606 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:05,950 你怎麼也來勁呢你 607 00:26:05,950 --> 00:26:06,830 這老師不錯 608 00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:08,450 坐 坐吧 609 00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:13,080 吃吧 剩飯 610 00:26:14,830 --> 00:26:15,950 我坐這兒合適嗎 611 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:16,830 別管他們 612 00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:24,950 你也教成人嗎 613 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,160 還沒教過 614 00:26:26,450 --> 00:26:27,160 我不是想學 615 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,370 其實我也會一些 616 00:26:49,370 --> 00:26:50,830 霉霉演唱會爆火 617 00:26:50,830 --> 00:26:52,200 新加坡場注冊人數 618 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,540 比全國人口還多 619 00:26:53,660 --> 00:26:56,120 她給一個迫切需要快樂的世界帶來了快樂 620 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,950 我覺得做觀眾挺好的 621 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,750 我就想一輩子只做觀眾 622 00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:00,700 看電影聽音樂 623 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:02,660 享受這個世界已有的藝術成果 624 00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:03,620 光是這些成果 625 00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:05,080 我們一輩子都看不過來 626 00:27:05,950 --> 00:27:06,950 那你還讓我學 627 00:27:06,950 --> 00:27:09,500 你之前說我什麼特長都不用學 628 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,000 讓我快樂長大 629 00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:12,830 那你現在快樂嗎 630 00:27:14,950 --> 00:27:16,870 我覺得創造的快樂和觀眾的快樂 631 00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:17,870 是不一樣的 632 00:27:18,950 --> 00:27:20,080 哪兒不一樣 633 00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:23,120 做觀眾只有快樂和無聊 634 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,200 會越來越無聊 635 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:26,200 但是創造會痛苦 636 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,830 快樂才會顯得很珍貴 637 00:27:27,830 --> 00:27:28,870 很有成就感 638 00:27:28,870 --> 00:27:29,450 對 639 00:27:29,450 --> 00:27:30,750 就像你愛一個人一樣 640 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:31,330 兩回事啊 641 00:27:31,330 --> 00:27:32,950 那是你愛的那個人有問題 642 00:27:33,660 --> 00:27:34,200 行了小孩 643 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,290 你不想學不學了啊 644 00:27:35,290 --> 00:27:36,950 沒事 只要你覺得開心就行 645 00:27:36,950 --> 00:27:37,540 好嗎 646 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:38,410 我等下要工作 647 00:27:38,410 --> 00:27:39,620 我差不多得走了啊 648 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:41,120 你等下去聞聞家吧 649 00:27:41,330 --> 00:27:42,790 張家新媽媽說馬上到了 650 00:27:42,790 --> 00:27:43,580 接你一起 651 00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:44,750 你跟張家新一塊 652 00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:45,450 我不去 653 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:47,870 寶貝 我晚上回來得晚 654 00:27:47,870 --> 00:27:48,950 你一個人不行的 655 00:27:48,950 --> 00:27:50,750 你跟張家新一塊不好嗎 656 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:51,500 我不去 657 00:27:52,410 --> 00:27:52,950 那什麼 658 00:27:52,950 --> 00:27:54,620 晚上我沒事 我陪她吃飯吧 659 00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:55,450 不用不用 真不用 660 00:27:55,450 --> 00:27:56,830 沒事不麻煩 我有空 661 00:27:56,830 --> 00:27:58,830 不是 我怕你帶不好 662 00:27:58,830 --> 00:27:59,410 啊 663 00:28:00,290 --> 00:28:02,540 說得好像你很會帶孩子一樣 664 00:28:03,410 --> 00:28:05,200 請問你是怎麼長大的 665 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,370 我是我爸帶大的 666 00:28:06,370 --> 00:28:07,580 你都在工作 667 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,910 你們吃的喝的穿的住的從哪兒來的 668 00:28:09,910 --> 00:28:11,120 他把你帶大的 669 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:13,040 你 你從他肚子裏爬出來的 670 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,250 你喝的他的奶嗎 671 00:28:14,250 --> 00:28:15,950 你把他的乳房吸空了嗎 672 00:28:15,950 --> 00:28:17,580 你這一家三口羊駝哪兒來的 673 00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:18,950 還有這油條 誰買的 674 00:28:18,950 --> 00:28:19,870 好了 你去忙吧 675 00:28:19,870 --> 00:28:20,580 不是你不知道 676 00:28:20,580 --> 00:28:21,450 我怕她心理缺失 677 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:22,370 我給她買玩偶 678 00:28:22,370 --> 00:28:23,620 我隨時給你匯報 679 00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:24,870 臭小孩 680 00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:26,750 告訴你啊 以後別生小孩 681 00:28:26,950 --> 00:28:28,620 都是白眼狼 不會感激你 682 00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:29,750 不生 絕對不生 683 00:28:29,950 --> 00:28:32,120 她爸之前是管得挺多的 684 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,910 因為她爸不想上班 就一直在家 685 00:28:33,910 --> 00:28:35,000 但是我沒有不管 686 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:35,580 從小到大 687 00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:36,950 每天早上都是我送她上學的 688 00:28:36,950 --> 00:28:38,120 我都快累死了我 689 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,120 我知道 你已經做得很好了 690 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,620 她那就是說的氣話 691 00:28:41,830 --> 00:28:42,750 你今天不許喝酒 692 00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:43,500 - 明白了嗎 - 不喝 693 00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:44,160 記住了 694 00:28:44,410 --> 00:28:45,750 我等下給你推幾個健康的外賣 695 00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:46,540 你給她點就行 696 00:28:46,540 --> 00:28:47,080 好 697 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,160 我要是晚上九點沒回來 698 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:48,700 你讓她睡覺 699 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:49,370 好 700 00:28:49,870 --> 00:28:51,080 記得讓她吃點水果啊 701 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,250 吃完記得刷牙 702 00:28:52,250 --> 00:28:53,500 窗戶要關 別把她吹著啊 703 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:54,040 好 704 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,500 不許吃冰激凌啊 705 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:56,660 隨時聯繫 聽見了嗎 706 00:28:56,660 --> 00:28:57,620 別跟她吵架啊 707 00:28:57,620 --> 00:28:58,540 你吵不過她 708 00:28:58,750 --> 00:28:59,750 知道了 媽 709 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:06,290 鐵姐 710 00:29:06,290 --> 00:29:07,870 她平時都不接受採訪的 711 00:29:07,870 --> 00:29:09,500 更別提我們這種小號了 712 00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:10,580 你怎麼認識她的 713 00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:11,830 過去採訪認識的 714 00:29:12,330 --> 00:29:13,200 哦 715 00:29:15,830 --> 00:29:16,910 你緊張啊 716 00:29:16,910 --> 00:29:17,540 坐啊 717 00:29:17,660 --> 00:29:18,370 不是 718 00:29:20,950 --> 00:29:22,080 怎麼說呢 719 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:23,580 我現在覺得 720 00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:26,040 單親媽媽的議題確實很值得說 721 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,870 不管是做保潔的單親媽媽 722 00:29:27,870 --> 00:29:29,500 還是明星單親媽媽 723 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,750 都很有意義去展現 724 00:29:31,950 --> 00:29:32,870 但是 725 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:34,950 還有更多 更嚴峻 726 00:29:34,950 --> 00:29:36,700 更不容易被看見的苦難 727 00:29:36,700 --> 00:29:37,700 誰去寫呢 728 00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:39,950 是你發我的那個 729 00:29:40,450 --> 00:29:41,370 嗯 730 00:29:41,950 --> 00:29:42,870 你應該寫 731 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,120 那不是重復悲慘敘事了嗎 732 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:46,540 都不被看見的 733 00:29:46,540 --> 00:29:47,700 還談不上重復 734 00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:51,450 我怕我寫不好 735 00:29:51,450 --> 00:29:52,500 我會幫你的 736 00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:55,750 我上個編輯 週末都不讓我聯繫 737 00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:57,080 你可以隨時電話我 738 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,040 鐵姐 739 00:30:04,250 --> 00:30:05,870 你為什麼會放棄呢 740 00:30:06,330 --> 00:30:08,120 好多前輩都是因為生了孩子 741 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,080 不當記者了 742 00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:10,500 你也是嗎 743 00:30:11,290 --> 00:30:12,250 你覺得呢 744 00:30:12,950 --> 00:30:14,540 我覺得你不是那樣的人 745 00:30:17,330 --> 00:30:19,000 但我是個懦弱的人 746 00:30:19,410 --> 00:30:20,540 所以我放棄了 747 00:30:27,950 --> 00:30:29,200 你能不能少吃點 748 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,870 姐你不能增加女性容貌焦慮 749 00:30:31,870 --> 00:30:33,290 你這個肉鬆的是我的 750 00:30:34,330 --> 00:30:34,910 哦 751 00:30:35,950 --> 00:30:37,330 我這兒還有一個 752 00:30:37,330 --> 00:30:38,450 你吃這個吧 753 00:30:38,830 --> 00:30:39,450 也行 754 00:30:40,750 --> 00:30:42,040 哎 格老師 755 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:42,580 別吃了 756 00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:43,750 - 哎 - 格老師 757 00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:45,410 謝謝 758 00:30:53,870 --> 00:30:55,040 張家新是誰啊 759 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,080 不重要的人 760 00:30:58,580 --> 00:31:00,160 你愛的那個人是誰啊 761 00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:01,450 重要的人 762 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,620 聽說你不再幻想了啊 763 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,160 聽誰說的 764 00:31:07,830 --> 00:31:09,080 我道上的朋友 765 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,040 你知道吧 766 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,080 我在江湖上布滿了眼線 767 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,200 包括你們學校 768 00:31:13,370 --> 00:31:14,450 騙小孩呢 769 00:31:15,870 --> 00:31:17,410 我覺得我才像小孩呢 770 00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:19,330 都長這麼大了還總在幻想 771 00:31:19,330 --> 00:31:20,290 幻想什麼 772 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:22,910 再聽 773 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,040 是這樣的 774 00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:29,290 水 775 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:30,790 不對 這樣的 776 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:31,910 洗衣機 777 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,290 對了 778 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,200 這個 779 00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:38,750 在秋天散步 780 00:31:39,370 --> 00:31:40,660 真漂亮 781 00:31:40,870 --> 00:31:42,330 踩在樹葉上 782 00:31:42,580 --> 00:31:43,290 這個 783 00:31:44,790 --> 00:31:45,660 五 784 00:31:45,830 --> 00:31:46,660 四 785 00:31:46,910 --> 00:31:47,660 三 786 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:48,750 二 787 00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:49,450 石頭 788 00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:50,500 打麻將 789 00:31:51,370 --> 00:31:51,950 這個 790 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,290 下暴雨 791 00:32:03,950 --> 00:32:05,120 龍卷風 792 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:06,410 不對 793 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:13,790 這個 794 00:32:14,660 --> 00:32:15,410 打雷 795 00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:23,120 熊貓吃竹子 796 00:32:26,250 --> 00:32:27,160 放屁 797 00:32:32,540 --> 00:32:33,790 鋸木頭 798 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,120 河馬在 799 00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:42,660 喝水 800 00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:43,870 這個 801 00:32:43,870 --> 00:32:44,750 打鼓 802 00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:54,040 水牛 803 00:32:54,950 --> 00:32:56,080 呼吸 804 00:33:02,950 --> 00:33:04,410 飛船啟動 805 00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:09,750 泥石流 806 00:33:14,580 --> 00:33:16,410 海豚跳到 807 00:33:16,410 --> 00:33:17,620 大海裏 808 00:33:20,330 --> 00:33:21,160 岩漿 809 00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:25,160 沙漠裏 810 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,410 下雨 811 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:29,790 打水漂 812 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:34,790 這個呢 813 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,160 挖掘機 814 00:33:56,290 --> 00:33:57,330 不用謝我啊 815 00:33:57,330 --> 00:33:58,120 我倆玩得可好了 816 00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:58,870 她可喜歡我了 817 00:33:58,870 --> 00:33:59,830 誰不喜歡你啊 818 00:33:59,830 --> 00:34:00,580 你這麼好 819 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:01,410 是嗎 真的嗎 820 00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:02,500 你確定嗎 821 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,580 你又要去找他呀 822 00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:05,000 他怎麼不來找你呢 823 00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:07,120 我不喜歡別人來我家 824 00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:08,080 除了你們倆 825 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:09,410 他見你化妝嗎 826 00:34:09,410 --> 00:34:10,370 做準備嗎 827 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:11,290 有啊 828 00:34:11,330 --> 00:34:12,700 他都洗得很乾淨的 829 00:34:25,790 --> 00:34:26,700 謝謝啊 830 00:34:28,830 --> 00:34:29,540 美女啊 831 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:32,120 這裏以後就是你的家了 832 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,290 你不用登記的 833 00:34:33,290 --> 00:34:34,910 不不不 要登的要登的 834 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,160 放心好了 835 00:34:37,790 --> 00:34:39,040 沒有人再找他了 836 00:34:39,790 --> 00:34:40,660 真的 837 00:34:40,910 --> 00:34:42,290 我兩個眼睛一直盯牢的 838 00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:43,540 要是再有人來找他 839 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:44,410 我就講她找錯了 840 00:34:44,410 --> 00:34:45,540 叫她到二號樓去找 841 00:34:48,830 --> 00:34:49,830 那也不好吧 842 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:50,910 她很無辜 843 00:34:50,910 --> 00:34:52,120 她只是喜歡了一個人 844 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,040 有什麼錯啊 845 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,410 哦 那錯的是我 846 00:34:54,950 --> 00:34:56,540 我這個愛情的障礙 847 00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,200 哎 848 00:34:58,410 --> 00:34:59,620 過來過來 登記 849 00:35:03,410 --> 00:35:04,870 你週五晚上有空嗎 850 00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:07,410 就上次那個地方有個演出 851 00:35:07,910 --> 00:35:10,370 雖然我覺得這個歌手吧 唱得比我差點 852 00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:11,830 但我還挺喜歡的 853 00:35:12,870 --> 00:35:13,620 嗯 854 00:35:15,450 --> 00:35:16,290 我覺得有些話 855 00:35:16,290 --> 00:35:18,290 應該早點跟你說清楚 856 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,160 我不想騙你 857 00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:23,660 你結婚了 858 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:24,790 不是 859 00:35:25,660 --> 00:35:26,910 我很早就離婚了 860 00:35:26,910 --> 00:35:28,370 前妻和兒子都在國外 861 00:35:28,370 --> 00:35:29,410 我是單身的 862 00:35:29,950 --> 00:35:31,910 但是我肯定是有問題的 863 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,290 我不知道我是人格上 864 00:35:35,290 --> 00:35:36,660 還是心理上 865 00:35:36,950 --> 00:35:37,950 不健全 866 00:35:38,950 --> 00:35:41,120 我好像無法確立一段關係 867 00:35:41,750 --> 00:35:43,500 我好像沒那麼需要戀愛 868 00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:46,200 但當然我是喜歡你的 869 00:35:46,660 --> 00:35:48,500 如果你願意的話 870 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,410 我們可以保持這種關係 871 00:35:50,410 --> 00:35:51,120 但 872 00:35:52,620 --> 00:35:54,580 我不想讓你期待得更多 873 00:35:54,580 --> 00:35:56,950 我不想讓你浪費感情 874 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,540 我的感情很珍貴 875 00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:01,540 是的 非常 876 00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:04,500 我也很喜歡戀愛 877 00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:07,290 雖然我可能是被言情小說 878 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:08,330 給毒害了 879 00:36:08,330 --> 00:36:09,290 不是你的錯 880 00:36:09,290 --> 00:36:10,580 很多人都被毒害了 881 00:36:11,450 --> 00:36:12,910 你也是另一種受害者 882 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:13,950 你不會愛 883 00:36:13,950 --> 00:36:14,750 是的 884 00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:18,120 但我 885 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,450 也的確沒有辦法 886 00:36:19,450 --> 00:36:20,790 建立一段關係 887 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,080 嗯 是 888 00:36:22,540 --> 00:36:23,450 嗯 889 00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:26,450 因為我已經在一段關係裏了 890 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,250 我有老公有孩子 891 00:36:29,950 --> 00:36:30,910 真的假的 892 00:36:31,660 --> 00:36:33,200 小孩都九歲了 893 00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:35,290 我每天早上還得送她上學 894 00:36:35,290 --> 00:36:36,660 所以我不能在你這兒過夜 895 00:36:36,950 --> 00:36:37,700 我的天啊 896 00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:39,330 這個我真看不出來 897 00:36:39,580 --> 00:36:41,410 從小到大都是我送的 898 00:36:41,410 --> 00:36:43,500 不是 我是說你這麼年輕你居然就 899 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:44,660 我生得比較早 900 00:36:45,450 --> 00:36:46,330 哦 901 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,290 哎 那你現在出來 902 00:36:51,290 --> 00:36:52,660 你老公不會 903 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,370 他最近出差了 904 00:36:54,370 --> 00:36:55,290 家裏 905 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:57,040 我媽在幫我看小孩 906 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:57,700 好 907 00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:00,750 那 908 00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:02,080 你的孩子肯定特別愛你 909 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,410 特別崇拜你吧 910 00:37:03,410 --> 00:37:05,290 你是這麼酷這麼棒的媽媽 911 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:06,500 並沒有 912 00:37:06,660 --> 00:37:08,410 九歲小孩最煩人了 913 00:37:08,410 --> 00:37:09,950 叛逆 毫不感恩 914 00:37:09,950 --> 00:37:11,790 我都快累死了 915 00:37:12,410 --> 00:37:13,950 辛苦了辛苦了 916 00:37:15,370 --> 00:37:16,870 所以我比你更害怕 917 00:37:17,450 --> 00:37:18,200 嗯 918 00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:22,200 那你不忙的時候 919 00:37:22,450 --> 00:37:23,540 我們還能 920 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:25,160 你不介意就好啊 921 00:37:25,290 --> 00:37:26,950 我當然不介意了 922 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,290 我為你感到驕傲 923 00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:29,500 這倒不必 924 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:30,870 這也不是什麼值得驕傲的事啊 925 00:37:30,870 --> 00:37:31,500 哦 對 926 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:32,910 我是想說 927 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,160 我們真的很配 928 00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:40,160 我得走了啊 929 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:40,950 那我送你 930 00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:42,790 不用 我叫車了 931 00:37:44,620 --> 00:37:45,700 那週五 932 00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:46,500 哦我剛想起來 933 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:48,620 週五我得送小孩去上架子鼓 934 00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:50,910 太辛苦了 935 00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:52,120 別生小孩 936 00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:53,290 沒錯 937 00:37:53,580 --> 00:37:54,750 你沒錯什麼 938 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:55,910 累的又不是你 939 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:58,000 也沒錯 940 00:38:32,410 --> 00:38:34,080 我不再幻想 941 00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:36,580 這篇作文是王茉莉同學寫的 942 00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:38,290 立意非常好 943 00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:39,620 她敏銳地捕捉到了 944 00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:41,790 當下人們的狀態和心情 945 00:38:41,790 --> 00:38:43,080 冷靜不失幽默 946 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,580 而且呢還帶著一絲天真的傷感 947 00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:46,790 很特別 948 00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:48,700 所以 我提議啊 949 00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:49,580 這個學期 950 00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:51,200 我們讓王茉莉同學 951 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,200 來擔任語文課代表 952 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,250 大家覺得怎麼樣 953 00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:56,200 好好好 954 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,250 老師 我不同意 955 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:02,910 我要舉報王茉莉 956 00:39:06,250 --> 00:39:08,540 她週一和週三早上遲到了 957 00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:10,290 上課還偷吃乾脆麵 958 00:39:11,330 --> 00:39:13,410 那這個跟她當語文課代表 959 00:39:13,410 --> 00:39:14,540 有什麼關係呢 960 00:39:14,910 --> 00:39:15,870 品德不乾淨 961 00:39:15,870 --> 00:39:17,330 不能做班幹部 962 00:39:20,450 --> 00:39:22,750 你這個是跟誰學的 963 00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:24,040 誰教你的舉報 964 00:39:25,790 --> 00:39:27,330 好了張家新 你先坐下 965 00:39:34,910 --> 00:39:36,620 來 今天我們就來討論一下 966 00:39:36,620 --> 00:39:38,620 什麼叫舉報 967 00:39:38,950 --> 00:39:40,870 咱們別什麼都扯女性話題啊 968 00:39:40,870 --> 00:39:41,370 來 好 969 00:39:41,370 --> 00:39:43,620 現在下單這本《看不見的女性》 970 00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:44,580 限時八五折 971 00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:45,290 我們還送一本 972 00:39:45,290 --> 00:39:47,200 《她們不是嘮叨 她們只是受夠了》 973 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,700 同時 重點來了 974 00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:50,750 下單前五名的家人寶子們 975 00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:52,580 我們還送一瓶極地聖水 976 00:39:52,580 --> 00:39:54,200 自然堂的哦 極地聖水 977 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,370 中國人自己的"神仙水" 978 00:39:56,370 --> 00:39:57,660 導播準備好了沒有 979 00:39:57,660 --> 00:40:00,040 三二一 上鏈接 980 00:40:06,450 --> 00:40:07,200 王茉莉 981 00:40:19,290 --> 00:40:20,540 不回家嗎 982 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,250 你想回家嗎 983 00:40:24,450 --> 00:40:25,120 跟我走 984 00:41:13,410 --> 00:41:14,370 小孩 985 00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:15,620 過來 986 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:20,910 小馬 987 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:22,540 試試 988 00:41:24,330 --> 00:41:26,790 我還沒決定學樂器呢 989 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,330 你也可以不把它當樂器啊 990 00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:32,250 你可以把它當成一種發泄 991 00:41:32,910 --> 00:41:34,500 你看你不能隨便打人吧 992 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,370 但你可以隨便打鼓 993 00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:40,200 你怎麼知道我想打人 994 00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:43,450 你不是想打我就行 995 00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:44,620 哦 996 00:41:45,620 --> 00:41:46,500 來 997 00:41:51,660 --> 00:41:52,450 你看啊 998 00:41:53,620 --> 00:41:54,580 你就這麼坐 999 00:41:54,870 --> 00:41:55,950 這隻腳踩這兒 1000 00:41:56,290 --> 00:41:57,450 這隻腳踩這兒 1001 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:00,370 打就完事 1002 00:42:01,450 --> 00:42:03,200 女孩應該怎麼打鼓 1003 00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:04,580 啊 1004 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,330 你怎麼打 女孩就怎麼打 1005 00:42:07,330 --> 00:42:08,250 對啊 1006 00:42:08,370 --> 00:42:09,120 哦 1007 00:42:09,370 --> 00:42:10,160 來 1008 00:42:10,950 --> 00:42:11,790 試試 1009 00:42:22,950 --> 00:42:23,910 就這樣 1010 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:25,160 對 就這樣打它 1011 00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:39,500 - 哎呦 - 哎呦 1012 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:40,870 你來了 1013 00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:44,500 我還以為小葉會直接把小孩送回家 1014 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:45,540 她還在吧 1015 00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:46,450 在 1016 00:42:46,950 --> 00:42:47,910 你要走啊 1017 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,660 沒有 我扔個垃圾 1018 00:42:51,910 --> 00:42:53,160 包裏都是他們 1019 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:54,620 喝剩的飲料 1020 00:42:54,620 --> 00:42:55,540 我不走 1021 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:58,500 你還沒走啊 1022 00:43:03,950 --> 00:43:04,870 不好意思啊 1023 00:43:04,870 --> 00:43:05,830 又麻煩你 1024 00:43:05,830 --> 00:43:07,040 神經病你 1025 00:43:07,950 --> 00:43:09,540 對了 別送她去聞聞家了 1026 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:11,330 聞聞很好 1027 00:43:11,330 --> 00:43:12,830 那個張家新很討厭 1028 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:14,620 又欺負小孩了 1029 00:43:14,620 --> 00:43:15,410 我找他媽 1030 00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:16,750 別找了 1031 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:17,950 小孩不告訴你 1032 00:43:17,950 --> 00:43:19,950 就是因為你每次找家長找老師的 1033 00:43:19,950 --> 00:43:21,620 弄得她在班上很難做 1034 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:23,200 她還說我啥了 1035 00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:24,450 她知道你護著她 1036 00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,660 她受一點氣你就炸了 1037 00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:28,040 恨不得把學校炸了 1038 00:43:28,450 --> 00:43:29,950 一點沒有遺傳我的性格 1039 00:43:29,950 --> 00:43:31,120 在外面太軟弱了 1040 00:43:31,410 --> 00:43:32,330 我怎麼教她都沒用 1041 00:43:32,330 --> 00:43:33,500 就只敢衝我兇 1042 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,500 我當然得護著她了 1043 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:37,620 她跟別的小孩不一樣 1044 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:38,870 她很敏感的 1045 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:40,870 不行 1046 00:43:40,870 --> 00:43:42,200 我還得找她老師 1047 00:43:45,950 --> 00:43:47,290 你不是回家了嗎 1048 00:43:47,290 --> 00:43:48,660 我回家了嗎 1049 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:50,120 我充電線沒拿 1050 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,750 誰看見我那線了 1051 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,160 這個吧 1052 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,200 啊 1053 00:43:57,870 --> 00:43:59,250 我請大家吃東西吧 1054 00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:00,370 你們想吃啥 1055 00:44:00,370 --> 00:44:01,660 不用了 省點錢 1056 00:44:02,410 --> 00:44:03,700 我們就不去了 1057 00:44:03,700 --> 00:44:05,200 小馬吃飯店會拉稀 1058 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:07,370 我 我還有點想去 1059 00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:08,950 我餓了 1060 00:44:08,950 --> 00:44:10,250 小馬你陪我一起唄 1061 00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:12,580 我不好意思跟陌生姐姐吃飯 1062 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:13,910 算了吧 1063 00:44:13,910 --> 00:44:15,950 我確實容易拉稀 1064 00:44:16,290 --> 00:44:16,910 走吧 1065 00:44:16,910 --> 00:44:18,120 我包裏好多紙呢 1066 00:44:18,290 --> 00:44:19,620 單親媽媽包裏啥都有 1067 00:44:19,620 --> 00:44:21,120 濕紙巾濕廁紙衛生巾 1068 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,620 太好了 走 1069 00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:25,200 為什麼要說我會拉稀 1070 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,370 你有病啊 1071 00:44:26,870 --> 00:44:28,160 你確實會拉稀 1072 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,290 那你要說出來嗎 1073 00:44:31,290 --> 00:44:33,040 這個 這個來一份 1074 00:44:34,790 --> 00:44:36,160 還有毛豆 山藥 1075 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:37,790 這個吧 1076 00:44:40,370 --> 00:44:41,700 這是不是風口啊 1077 00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:42,830 這麼涼 1078 00:44:42,830 --> 00:44:44,700 換個身強力壯的坐這兒 1079 00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:48,450 我馬上看 1080 00:44:56,830 --> 00:44:58,580 阿姨 給我來兩杯熱水 1081 00:44:58,580 --> 00:44:59,540 好的 1082 00:45:04,540 --> 00:45:05,540 你想吃點啥 1083 00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:09,080 你想吃點啥 1084 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:09,910 我來吧 1085 00:45:09,910 --> 00:45:10,700 夠了 1086 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:13,160 謝謝 1087 00:45:15,910 --> 00:45:17,330 你快流血了 1088 00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:18,950 你快拉稀了 1089 00:45:19,540 --> 00:45:20,410 謝謝 1090 00:45:20,660 --> 00:45:21,830 我謝謝你 1091 00:45:21,870 --> 00:45:22,290 我原來 1092 00:45:22,290 --> 00:45:24,540 光指望著男朋友能記住我的日子 1093 00:45:24,540 --> 00:45:25,700 根本不可能 1094 00:45:25,870 --> 00:45:27,540 我應該指望自己的孩子 1095 00:45:27,540 --> 00:45:28,620 親生的孩子 1096 00:45:29,950 --> 00:45:31,950 你把你的日子告訴我吧 1097 00:45:33,580 --> 00:45:35,790 我宣布你是我最好的朋友 1098 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,250 至於嗎 1099 00:45:38,950 --> 00:45:40,160 我第一次來例假的時候 1100 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,330 被我媽罵了一頓 1101 00:45:41,660 --> 00:45:42,500 為什麼 1102 00:45:43,330 --> 00:45:44,410 是我的錯 1103 00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:47,160 我把褲子沙發都弄臟了 也不能怪她 1104 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,450 怎麼是你的錯 1105 00:45:48,450 --> 00:45:50,660 血又不是屎 怎麼能弄臟呢 1106 00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:52,290 你媽不來例假嗎 1107 00:45:52,540 --> 00:45:53,580 怎麼說話呢 1108 00:45:54,290 --> 00:45:55,750 她就是有點潔癖 1109 00:45:55,750 --> 00:45:56,950 對我要求很高嘛 1110 00:45:58,750 --> 00:46:00,580 後來我就盡量不讓自己來例假 1111 00:46:00,580 --> 00:46:01,870 就 吃藥什麼的 1112 00:46:01,870 --> 00:46:02,450 你還吃藥 1113 00:46:02,450 --> 00:46:03,330 還能吃藥 1114 00:46:03,330 --> 00:46:04,330 逼你吃的 1115 00:46:04,330 --> 00:46:05,700 不 不是她逼我 1116 00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:07,330 我就是不想麻煩 1117 00:46:08,410 --> 00:46:09,700 不過她也一直不知道 1118 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,250 她不知道 1119 00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:12,620 她不知道你不來例假了 1120 00:46:12,950 --> 00:46:14,250 她很忙的 1121 00:46:14,250 --> 00:46:15,580 她比你忙多了 1122 00:46:15,910 --> 00:46:18,160 而且那會兒誰會沒事聊這些啊 1123 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,750 這 這多見不得人啊 1124 00:46:19,950 --> 00:46:21,540 她怎麼能這樣呢 1125 00:46:21,540 --> 00:46:22,950 這有什麼見不得人了 1126 00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:25,250 世界上有一半的人都會流血啊 1127 00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:25,790 對吧 1128 00:46:26,370 --> 00:46:27,750 - 是 - 那是那是 1129 00:46:27,830 --> 00:46:28,580 對啊 1130 00:46:28,830 --> 00:46:30,910 這麼簡單的事情 我到現在才知道 1131 00:46:30,910 --> 00:46:32,200 這沒什麼大不了的 1132 00:46:32,450 --> 00:46:33,790 那你現在正常嗎 1133 00:46:34,950 --> 00:46:36,200 也有點紊亂 1134 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,870 就是有時候半年來一次 1135 00:46:38,870 --> 00:46:40,870 有時候一次來一個月這樣 1136 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:41,950 半年 1137 00:46:41,950 --> 00:46:42,830 一個月 1138 00:46:42,830 --> 00:46:43,750 啊 1139 00:46:43,950 --> 00:46:45,580 我們原來鄰居家狗就這樣 1140 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:46,830 你可以了 1141 00:46:46,830 --> 00:46:47,620 狗也這樣 1142 00:46:47,790 --> 00:46:48,450 你也可以了 1143 00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:49,700 我真不知道 1144 00:46:49,700 --> 00:46:50,750 你少說點吧你 1145 00:46:51,290 --> 00:46:52,870 你看你 你什麼都懂 1146 00:46:52,870 --> 00:46:54,870 我小時候跟個傻子一樣 1147 00:46:55,250 --> 00:46:57,660 我想起我小時候沒有女朋友的時候 1148 00:46:57,660 --> 00:47:00,120 我一直以為月經是藍色的 1149 00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:03,120 廣告裏全是藍色的 1150 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:03,830 傻呀 1151 00:47:03,830 --> 00:47:05,450 你這是純沒常識 1152 00:47:05,450 --> 00:47:07,450 因為他媽去世了 1153 00:47:08,330 --> 00:47:10,080 小孩什麼都知道 是不是 1154 00:47:10,830 --> 00:47:13,200 不知道有這樣的媽和沒有媽 1155 00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:14,620 哪個更慘了 1156 00:47:14,620 --> 00:47:15,700 - 還是她慘 - 他慘 1157 00:47:15,950 --> 00:47:17,080 - 你慘 - 你慘 1158 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,950 - 你更慘 - 你更慘 1159 00:47:18,950 --> 00:47:20,750 至少我第一次的時候沒人罵我呀 1160 00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:21,830 你也來例假 1161 00:47:22,330 --> 00:47:23,620 這以後教你啊 1162 00:47:25,870 --> 00:47:27,000 你們喝一個呀 1163 00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:28,870 來來來 喝一個 1164 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:30,660 來 來小孩 1165 00:47:30,660 --> 00:47:32,790 我媽要是死了我會哭死 1166 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,080 死不了 1167 00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:38,200 那你是怎麼活下來的 1168 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:45,160 打鼓啊 弾琴啊 唱歌 1169 00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,370 就這 1170 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,450 當然肯定不光這些了 1171 00:47:49,870 --> 00:47:51,040 但是 1172 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,500 要真沒這些 1173 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:55,200 還真不知道怎麼活過來 1174 00:47:57,660 --> 00:47:58,910 那我也要學 1175 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,120 你認真的 1176 00:48:03,910 --> 00:48:04,660 敬你 1177 00:48:10,830 --> 00:48:12,620 小點聲 人裏面還吃著呢 1178 00:48:12,620 --> 00:48:13,790 - 沒事吧 - 幫我拿著 1179 00:48:13,790 --> 00:48:15,250 她沒事 我幫你抱小孩吧 1180 00:48:16,910 --> 00:48:17,790 不合適 1181 00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:19,290 那包給我吧 1182 00:48:21,790 --> 00:48:22,700 先 先叫車 1183 00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:24,500 人家包 1184 00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:25,540 沒事 裏面有紙 1185 00:48:25,950 --> 00:48:27,370 怎麼喝這麼多呀 1186 00:48:37,910 --> 00:48:39,370 我今天可以睡這兒嗎 1187 00:48:39,910 --> 00:48:41,160 行 你等一下 1188 00:48:48,950 --> 00:48:50,080 桑蠶絲的 1189 00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:51,200 我都不捨得穿 1190 00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:52,830 洗個澡再穿啊 1191 00:49:02,950 --> 00:49:04,660 熬夜保護眼睛呢 1192 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,750 我是不是很沒用 1193 00:49:13,370 --> 00:49:14,750 只是有點缺愛 1194 00:49:15,540 --> 00:49:17,250 我媽沒有不愛我 1195 00:49:17,250 --> 00:49:18,370 我沒這麼說 1196 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,000 我媽難道不愛我嗎 1197 00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:27,500 不是 1198 00:49:28,910 --> 00:49:30,750 只是她的方式不太對 1199 00:49:34,540 --> 00:49:37,160 沒有媽媽會不愛自己的孩子對吧 1200 00:49:39,830 --> 00:49:41,410 嗯 1201 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:02,540 這是你爸送的 1202 00:50:03,370 --> 00:50:05,120 那他自己怎麼不裝呀 1203 00:50:05,540 --> 00:50:06,540 他不會裝 1204 00:50:06,540 --> 00:50:07,950 他啥都不會 1205 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:09,660 這是你媽的新聞獎 1206 00:50:09,950 --> 00:50:11,200 我可以拿嗎 1207 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,580 你崇拜你媽嗎 1208 00:50:14,660 --> 00:50:15,620 我也崇拜 1209 00:50:15,620 --> 00:50:17,200 在急診室按緊急按鈕 1210 00:50:45,790 --> 00:50:48,790 在急診室按 緊急按鈕 1211 00:51:11,950 --> 00:51:13,200 怎麼還要出差啊 1212 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,790 你這不廢話嗎 1213 00:51:14,790 --> 00:51:16,040 就咱們這個號 1214 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,620 出差費用都會報銷 放心 1215 00:51:17,620 --> 00:51:18,410 我可以去嗎 1216 00:51:18,410 --> 00:51:19,450 我想去學習 1217 00:51:19,450 --> 00:51:20,040 去 1218 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,330 你少來少來 1219 00:51:21,950 --> 00:51:23,290 我不是在乎錢 1220 00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,950 主要是咱們費勁巴拉寫了半天 1221 00:51:25,950 --> 00:51:27,160 還不一定能發得出來 1222 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,040 何必呢 1223 00:51:28,410 --> 00:51:30,040 你不是都放棄幻想了嗎 1224 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,040 我是 可她們還年輕 1225 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,160 幹嘛也要這樣 1226 00:51:33,330 --> 00:51:34,540 你不覺得很殘忍嗎 1227 00:51:34,540 --> 00:51:35,540 寫了發不出來 1228 00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:36,370 那不更殘忍 1229 00:51:36,370 --> 00:51:37,950 不 我願意承受 1230 00:51:37,950 --> 00:51:39,250 號承受不了 1231 00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:40,540 - 不至於 - 不行不行 1232 00:51:40,540 --> 00:51:41,660 哎呀行的行的 1233 00:51:41,660 --> 00:51:43,160 除非你也別做編輯了 1234 00:51:44,410 --> 00:51:45,500 你也得寫稿 1235 00:51:45,660 --> 00:51:48,540 我覺得單親媽媽那系列就挺適合你的 1236 00:51:48,540 --> 00:51:50,450 你不是覺得之前寫太慘了嗎 1237 00:51:50,450 --> 00:51:52,040 那就寫一篇你自己唄 1238 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,580 一個多麼快樂強大 1239 00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:55,080 精力充沛的單親媽媽 1240 00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:56,790 不是 1241 00:51:56,790 --> 00:51:58,370 我什麼時候精力充沛了 1242 00:51:58,370 --> 00:51:59,120 你精力最充沛 1243 00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:00,160 誰讓你那麼愛當媽 1244 00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:01,950 你這人說話 1245 00:52:11,830 --> 00:52:12,950 這聲不對 1246 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:21,330 是你頭不對 1247 00:52:21,950 --> 00:52:22,830 那你磕 1248 00:52:22,830 --> 00:52:24,450 我頭也不對 1249 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:30,950 不對 很無聊 1250 00:52:31,410 --> 00:52:32,330 怎麼就不對呢 1251 00:52:32,330 --> 00:52:33,290 不就是磕頭嗎 1252 00:52:33,290 --> 00:52:35,410 是磕頭 但不要磕頭那個音 1253 00:52:35,660 --> 00:52:37,000 要不我磕一個 1254 00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:38,540 你來 1255 00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:50,700 我聽一下 1256 00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,950 哇 我的頭好好聽啊 1257 00:52:59,450 --> 00:53:01,080 我媽說等會兒來吃飯 1258 00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,080 她好不容易有空做飯 1259 00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:03,950 老師拜拜 1260 00:53:03,950 --> 00:53:05,450 拜拜 1261 00:53:10,330 --> 00:53:11,250 我能去吃嗎 1262 00:53:12,620 --> 00:53:14,450 你配不上鐵梅 我勸你放棄 1263 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,200 我就吃個飯 1264 00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:17,500 怎麼就配不上了呢 1265 00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:18,750 你想吃的是飯嗎 1266 00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:19,870 你別跟我裝蒜 1267 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,410 我有那麼差嗎 1268 00:53:22,830 --> 00:53:24,200 比她那前夫強吧 1269 00:53:24,870 --> 00:53:25,870 她前夫聽話懂事 1270 00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:26,870 身材好皮膚好 1271 00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:27,870 還會防曬 1272 00:53:28,870 --> 00:53:29,500 我也 1273 00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:30,870 聽話懂事啊 1274 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:32,870 我也買防曬了 1275 00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,370 是不是因為你缺乏母愛啊 1276 00:53:36,540 --> 00:53:38,450 你兩個前女友全是單親媽媽 1277 00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:41,160 那我跟她們好的時候我也 1278 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:42,950 不知道她們是媽呀 1279 00:53:42,950 --> 00:53:43,950 我跟你們說多少次了 1280 00:53:43,950 --> 00:53:44,870 我沒這癖好 1281 00:53:44,870 --> 00:53:46,120 沒這癖好 1282 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:48,040 缺乏父愛 1283 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,160 對 1284 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,120 我把她當父親一樣愛 行嗎 1285 00:53:51,910 --> 00:53:53,040 對了 你爸給我打電話了 1286 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:53,790 要你微信 1287 00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:55,370 拉黑他 1288 00:53:56,410 --> 00:53:57,750 拉黑他 1289 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:00,910 雖然他不是個東西吧 1290 00:54:00,910 --> 00:54:01,870 但是 1291 00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:05,120 你是怎麼做到的 1292 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,000 這麼絕情 1293 00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:07,540 這麼 1294 00:54:07,540 --> 00:54:08,500 自由 1295 00:54:08,950 --> 00:54:10,620 什麼也沒法綁架你 1296 00:54:10,870 --> 00:54:12,870 那是因為我拒絕綁架 1297 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:14,500 所以我相對自由 1298 00:54:16,950 --> 00:54:18,700 反正你離鐵梅遠點 1299 00:54:19,370 --> 00:54:21,450 我怎麼覺得她會喜歡我這樣的人呢 1300 00:54:21,450 --> 00:54:22,450 你哪樣啊 1301 00:54:22,450 --> 00:54:24,290 和父權決裂的廢物 1302 00:54:24,790 --> 00:54:26,080 我都跟父權決裂了 1303 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,540 我還能是廢物 1304 00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,120 來 1305 00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:33,040 就這聲 1306 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,000 就這聲 1307 00:54:39,540 --> 00:54:40,660 那你帶我去啊 1308 00:54:42,830 --> 00:54:43,830 我要不要 1309 00:54:43,910 --> 00:54:45,540 要不去你家拿瓶酒吧 1310 00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,040 拿啥呀 她不喝酒 1311 00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:50,200 那我下樓去買點水果 1312 00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,950 她家最不缺水果了 1313 00:54:54,660 --> 00:54:56,040 我還沒做呢 1314 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,080 我我我 1315 00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:57,910 我幫你 1316 00:54:57,910 --> 00:54:58,790 我 1317 00:54:59,330 --> 00:55:00,080 會做飯 1318 00:55:00,540 --> 00:55:01,450 來吧 1319 00:55:08,540 --> 00:55:09,830 你那表得摘呀 1320 00:55:12,660 --> 00:55:13,700 我幫你 1321 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,080 你之前是調查記者啊 1322 00:55:26,410 --> 00:55:27,410 幾年前了 1323 00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:29,410 看了你的報道 1324 00:55:29,410 --> 00:55:32,410 我發現我對現實好像有誤會 1325 00:55:32,660 --> 00:55:33,910 什麼誤會 1326 00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:35,580 就是 1327 00:55:35,620 --> 00:55:36,910 現實這事吧 1328 00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:39,540 它有時候看上去特荒誕 1329 00:55:39,950 --> 00:55:41,290 也不符合常識 1330 00:55:41,910 --> 00:55:44,750 但其實呢 它背後又是有原因的 1331 00:55:45,450 --> 00:55:48,450 所以可能還真是需要 你這樣的人 1332 00:55:48,450 --> 00:55:50,250 去把那個原因找出來 1333 00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:56,580 那你怎麼不幹了呢 1334 00:55:56,950 --> 00:55:58,000 我膩了 1335 00:55:58,790 --> 00:55:59,950 明白 1336 00:55:59,950 --> 00:56:01,700 而且太忙了也沒法帶小孩 1337 00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:03,160 再忙我都帶得很好 1338 00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:05,540 我 我不是 1339 00:56:05,540 --> 00:56:06,910 我不是那個意思啊 是挺好的 1340 00:56:06,910 --> 00:56:08,410 我就覺得有點可惜 1341 00:56:08,580 --> 00:56:10,200 你可惜什麼呀 1342 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:11,410 不做記者的人多了 1343 00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:12,700 做不了的也多了 1344 00:56:12,830 --> 00:56:14,580 為什麼我放棄就要可惜 1345 00:56:15,450 --> 00:56:16,700 難道我不知道嗎 1346 00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:17,950 難道我想嗎 1347 00:56:19,290 --> 00:56:20,200 對不起啊 1348 00:56:20,830 --> 00:56:21,700 明白了 1349 00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:22,830 明白啥了 1350 00:56:24,580 --> 00:56:25,910 明白 1351 00:56:26,660 --> 00:56:29,950 好多事我好像也沒那麼明白 1352 00:56:38,660 --> 00:56:39,700 你幫我看一下吧 1353 00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:41,290 那個 買哪個鼓好 1354 00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:43,330 你 別買鼓了吧 1355 00:56:43,330 --> 00:56:45,410 我正好我家裏有一套閑置的 1356 00:56:45,410 --> 00:56:46,040 還挺新的 1357 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,450 你要不先給小孩先練練 1358 00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:48,540 不用不用 1359 00:56:49,290 --> 00:56:51,870 真的 你真沒必要浪費這錢 1360 00:56:51,870 --> 00:56:53,950 我那套擱家裏我還嫌佔地方呢 1361 00:56:54,950 --> 00:56:56,410 你 你會不會啊 1362 00:56:56,410 --> 00:56:57,830 你這不行 1363 00:56:57,830 --> 00:56:59,200 你這太濕了 1364 00:57:00,410 --> 00:57:01,410 多加點來 1365 00:57:02,450 --> 00:57:03,410 不是 我來吧 1366 00:57:03,410 --> 00:57:04,660 - 我來我來 - 我來吧我來吧 1367 00:57:04,660 --> 00:57:05,160 沒事 我來 1368 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,540 沒事沒事 我來吧 1369 00:57:07,540 --> 00:57:08,410 使點勁兒 1370 00:57:16,580 --> 00:57:18,080 你可能沒有才藝 1371 00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:19,330 也不是富二代 1372 00:57:19,450 --> 00:57:21,120 但你是一個寫作的天才 1373 00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:22,290 老師希望你多寫寫 1374 00:57:22,290 --> 00:57:23,660 我很喜歡 1375 00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,950 你老師說得沒錯啊 1376 00:57:25,950 --> 00:57:28,250 你是一個寫作天才 你知道嗎 1377 00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:29,450 你媽知道嗎 1378 00:57:29,870 --> 00:57:30,790 她老誇我 1379 00:57:30,790 --> 00:57:32,200 我都不信了 1380 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:35,080 你有點身在福中不知福了啊 1381 00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:37,450 你媽不誇你嗎 1382 00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:39,080 從來沒有 1383 00:57:39,410 --> 00:57:40,950 一句也沒有 1384 00:57:41,580 --> 00:57:43,450 不誇你眼睛大嗎 1385 00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:46,790 她說 1386 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,580 你眼睛大得瘆人 1387 00:57:48,580 --> 00:57:50,500 你是不是對我有意見 1388 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:52,830 我把你養這麼大 你還有什麼不滿意的 1389 00:57:52,830 --> 00:57:54,830 你要是再敢這麼看我 小心我抽你 1390 00:57:56,250 --> 00:57:57,660 你是不是她撿的 1391 00:57:57,660 --> 00:57:58,790 可惜不是 1392 00:57:59,620 --> 00:58:01,870 因為我眼睛跟我媽長得一模一樣 1393 00:58:01,870 --> 00:58:03,290 她也是那麼看我爸的 1394 00:58:03,290 --> 00:58:04,790 然後我爸就把她暴打一頓 1395 00:58:04,790 --> 00:58:05,870 連我一起打 1396 00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,160 她也很可憐 1397 00:58:08,410 --> 00:58:09,790 你這麼慘啊 1398 00:58:10,660 --> 00:58:13,370 沒事 那都是很早之前的事情了 1399 00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:15,120 後來我就跑出來了 1400 00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:16,790 你看我現在不是很好嗎 1401 00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,290 你的眼睛很美很亮 1402 00:58:22,290 --> 00:58:24,040 我喜歡你看我 1403 00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:26,330 你怎麼看我都沒事 1404 00:58:46,700 --> 00:58:48,700 你的眼淚也很好吃 1405 00:58:50,660 --> 00:58:51,950 不咸嗎 1406 00:58:52,580 --> 00:58:53,500 咸 1407 00:58:54,290 --> 00:58:55,160 我嘗嘗 1408 00:59:05,410 --> 00:59:06,200 快寫吧 1409 00:59:09,450 --> 00:59:09,870 面好了 1410 00:59:09,870 --> 00:59:10,950 媽媽你真好 1411 00:59:10,950 --> 00:59:12,620 從來沒有打過我 1412 00:59:12,620 --> 00:59:13,750 我也打過 1413 00:59:13,750 --> 00:59:15,500 只是你那時候小 你不記得了 1414 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,250 你家這是有個刀削麵機器人啊 1415 00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:18,950 好厲害啊 1416 00:59:18,950 --> 00:59:20,620 我媽會做一百零八種麵 1417 00:59:20,620 --> 00:59:22,540 就像法國奶酪有一百多種一樣 1418 00:59:22,540 --> 00:59:24,080 我們山西的麵也有 1419 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,120 我就覺得山西很像法國 1420 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:27,620 我之前還在山西留學過呢 1421 00:59:27,620 --> 00:59:28,370 學啥了 1422 00:59:28,620 --> 00:59:30,790 學會了對生活充滿質疑 1423 00:59:30,790 --> 00:59:32,160 吃了 咋了 1424 00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:32,790 幹啥了 1425 00:59:32,790 --> 00:59:35,000 - 是了 - 是了 1426 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,450 給你買的搬家禮物 1427 00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:42,040 沒事可以鍛煉一下 1428 00:59:42,330 --> 00:59:43,950 這玩意是舊的吧 1429 00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:45,330 手套是新的 1430 00:59:45,330 --> 00:59:46,580 爸爸我在學打鼓了 1431 00:59:46,580 --> 00:59:48,040 他們是中國最好的樂隊 1432 00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:49,540 你是中國最好的小孩 1433 00:59:49,540 --> 00:59:50,790 我是中國最好的爸爸 1434 00:59:50,950 --> 00:59:51,830 你好 爸爸 1435 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:56,250 你和面了 1436 00:59:56,910 --> 00:59:58,540 你跟鐵梅一起和面了 1437 00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:00,660 不是只有我才可以跟你一起和面嗎 1438 01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:01,870 當然不是了 1439 01:00:02,330 --> 01:00:03,290 咱們吃咱們吃 1440 01:00:04,750 --> 01:00:05,790 你坐主位啊 1441 01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:18,040 你吃不了這麼多吧 1442 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:18,950 我幫你分一點 1443 01:00:23,950 --> 01:00:25,040 寶貝 1444 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:25,950 嗯 1445 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:46,790 爸爸你哭了 1446 01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:50,250 我是過敏了 1447 01:00:50,250 --> 01:00:51,870 我對阿貓阿狗過敏 1448 01:00:54,790 --> 01:00:55,660 我有藥 1449 01:00:56,790 --> 01:00:58,160 我對臟空氣過敏 1450 01:00:58,410 --> 01:00:59,290 隨身帶著 1451 01:00:59,290 --> 01:01:00,620 來一粒 1452 01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:04,660 別吃多了 一粒 1453 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:05,790 沒事 1454 01:01:05,830 --> 01:01:07,200 我還是來兩個吧 1455 01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:12,500 還需要嗎 1456 01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:19,000 他倆咋了 1457 01:01:19,750 --> 01:01:21,160 比拼男子氣概 1458 01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:22,750 是什麼東西 1459 01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:23,910 有毒的東西 1460 01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:26,790 要不你倆別吃麵了 1461 01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:32,040 今天這麵確實差點意思 1462 01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:33,620 我做的比較好吃 對不對 1463 01:01:34,620 --> 01:01:36,370 不知道 你就做過一次 1464 01:01:36,370 --> 01:01:38,120 還是因為我媽手骨折了 1465 01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:40,250 麵我做得少 因為我是南方人 1466 01:01:40,250 --> 01:01:42,370 但我給你做了那麼多其他的飯呢 1467 01:01:42,370 --> 01:01:44,620 你小的時候都是我做飯做家務的 1468 01:01:44,620 --> 01:01:45,750 那時候你特別愛哭 1469 01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:47,040 死活不肯去幼兒園 1470 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,250 都是我在帶的 1471 01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:49,540 不是說你沒帶啊 1472 01:01:49,950 --> 01:01:51,870 但確實是我帶的比較多呀 1473 01:01:52,950 --> 01:01:55,250 爸爸 我是你親生的嗎 1474 01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:56,160 當然啊 1475 01:01:57,950 --> 01:01:59,910 那這不是你應該做的嗎 1476 01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,790 不是每個人都能像你爸爸這樣 1477 01:02:03,790 --> 01:02:04,870 你回去問問你同學 1478 01:02:04,870 --> 01:02:06,410 很多人爸爸都不管的 1479 01:02:07,290 --> 01:02:09,160 還有爸爸暴打媽媽的呢 1480 01:02:09,410 --> 01:02:11,040 對啊 太多了 1481 01:02:11,410 --> 01:02:13,120 他們根本就不愛自己的孩子 1482 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:14,290 他們也不配有孩子 1483 01:02:14,290 --> 01:02:16,160 你為什麼要跟他們比呢 1484 01:02:18,750 --> 01:02:20,290 你已經算不錯的了 1485 01:02:20,290 --> 01:02:21,250 是吧 1486 01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,160 我告訴你 我現在更加不錯 1487 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:25,790 我們分開之後我一直在學習 1488 01:02:25,790 --> 01:02:26,540 在進步 1489 01:02:26,540 --> 01:02:28,660 我現在都知道什麼是結構性壓迫了 1490 01:02:30,750 --> 01:02:31,790 你知道嗎 1491 01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:33,290 我們是既得利益者 1492 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,910 我們已經佔據了太多性別紅利了 1493 01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:38,120 是的 我們都有原罪 1494 01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:41,290 你怎麼知道的 1495 01:02:41,290 --> 01:02:42,410 你從哪兒學的 1496 01:02:42,660 --> 01:02:43,910 你也教他了 1497 01:02:43,910 --> 01:02:45,910 我自己也有在學習 1498 01:02:48,410 --> 01:02:50,250 你看過幾本上野千鶴子 1499 01:02:50,250 --> 01:02:52,000 我看了王鐵梅的所有報道 1500 01:02:56,910 --> 01:02:58,040 爸 我再去幫你拿點蒜 1501 01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:59,040 別拿了 1502 01:03:01,660 --> 01:03:02,910 你嘚瑟什麼呀你 1503 01:03:02,910 --> 01:03:04,410 離婚不是你提的嗎 1504 01:03:05,790 --> 01:03:07,040 你連這都告訴她了 1505 01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:08,290 是有人覺得在家帶孩子 1506 01:03:08,290 --> 01:03:09,660 被人瞧不起啊 1507 01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:11,160 嫌我管他 給他當媽 1508 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:12,540 思想還是落後 1509 01:03:12,540 --> 01:03:13,080 嗯 1510 01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:14,540 男人不是天生的 1511 01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:16,250 是後天塑造出來的 1512 01:03:16,790 --> 01:03:18,870 之前我被世俗觀念綁架了 1513 01:03:18,870 --> 01:03:20,910 我被傳統的性別分工給束縛了 1514 01:03:20,910 --> 01:03:22,700 我認為男人就應該搞事業 1515 01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:24,200 但現在我知道了 1516 01:03:24,950 --> 01:03:26,080 我就是喜歡家庭 1517 01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:27,500 我就是喜歡被人管 1518 01:03:27,750 --> 01:03:29,120 我都脫胎換骨了 1519 01:03:29,330 --> 01:03:30,540 你手術做好了 1520 01:03:30,790 --> 01:03:31,790 什麼手術 1521 01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:33,120 做手術了 1522 01:03:33,540 --> 01:03:34,410 你得多吃點 1523 01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:35,910 白幼瘦的多不健康 1524 01:03:37,450 --> 01:03:38,620 爸爸吃蒜 1525 01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:40,790 算了吧 1526 01:03:45,950 --> 01:03:48,580 你就沒有女鼓手的朋友嗎 1527 01:03:48,580 --> 01:03:49,620 你知道現在的男老師 1528 01:03:49,620 --> 01:03:51,080 我還是有點不放心 1529 01:03:51,870 --> 01:03:52,750 有一個 1530 01:03:52,750 --> 01:03:53,700 還沒放出來呢 1531 01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:54,950 明年差不多了 1532 01:03:54,950 --> 01:03:56,700 我就是怕小孩等不了那麼久 1533 01:03:56,830 --> 01:03:58,200 其他的呢 我也認識 1534 01:03:58,200 --> 01:03:59,450 就是沒這麼便宜 1535 01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:01,700 女鼓手這麼少 1536 01:04:01,700 --> 01:04:03,250 女人的地位怎麼提升呢 1537 01:04:03,250 --> 01:04:04,580 你們實在太不努力了 1538 01:04:04,580 --> 01:04:06,250 什麼時候才能實現男女平等 1539 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:08,290 我是女鼓手啊 1540 01:04:08,830 --> 01:04:09,370 對 1541 01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:11,830 竟然還要靠一個男老師 1542 01:04:11,830 --> 01:04:12,870 丟人 1543 01:04:12,870 --> 01:04:14,370 你不要挑起男女對立好嗎 1544 01:04:14,370 --> 01:04:15,500 你不放心你就多管點 1545 01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:16,910 你帶著上課啊 1546 01:04:16,910 --> 01:04:18,290 我可以啊 1547 01:04:18,620 --> 01:04:20,250 寶貝 我帶你去打拳 1548 01:04:20,250 --> 01:04:21,950 爸爸現在都是教練級別了 1549 01:04:21,950 --> 01:04:23,250 我不打拳 1550 01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:24,750 寶貝你不可以這樣 1551 01:04:24,750 --> 01:04:25,580 你打鼓不打拳 1552 01:04:25,580 --> 01:04:27,370 我才是你親爹啊 1553 01:04:27,950 --> 01:04:29,000 沒事吧 1554 01:04:29,950 --> 01:04:30,750 沒事沒事 1555 01:04:30,750 --> 01:04:31,580 你這都濕了 1556 01:04:31,580 --> 01:04:32,620 你這脫了吧 1557 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:34,620 什麼沒濕 這麼溫 1558 01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:35,700 趕緊脫了 1559 01:04:35,700 --> 01:04:36,620 鐵梅你看 1560 01:04:36,620 --> 01:04:38,160 鐵梅你看 你看多濕啊 1561 01:04:38,870 --> 01:04:40,120 你脫他衣服幹什麼呀 1562 01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:41,700 拿件新的吧 拿件乾淨的 1563 01:04:41,700 --> 01:04:42,500 擦擦吧 1564 01:04:42,620 --> 01:04:43,830 你別上手了 1565 01:04:45,700 --> 01:04:46,620 你快看啊 快看 1566 01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:47,410 - 來來來 - 謝謝 1567 01:04:47,410 --> 01:04:48,160 穿我的穿我的 1568 01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:01,750 不好意思 1569 01:05:02,620 --> 01:05:03,620 頭髮頭髮 1570 01:05:05,620 --> 01:05:07,370 其實打拳挺酷的 1571 01:05:07,450 --> 01:05:08,450 我就是不想打拳 1572 01:05:08,450 --> 01:05:09,870 一點也不淑女 1573 01:05:10,250 --> 01:05:11,080 誰教你的 1574 01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:11,950 土不土 1575 01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:13,500 淑女這個詞早該淘汰了 1576 01:05:13,870 --> 01:05:15,330 你是不是有喜歡的男生了 1577 01:05:15,330 --> 01:05:17,080 不可能 男生都很蠢 1578 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,790 我一輩子也不會喜歡的 1579 01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:20,450 我小時候也像你這麼想 1580 01:05:20,450 --> 01:05:22,250 那是我不知道男生有多好玩 1581 01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:25,620 你是不是戀愛腦 1582 01:05:25,620 --> 01:05:26,250 她是 1583 01:05:26,870 --> 01:05:27,870 你不要學 1584 01:05:27,870 --> 01:05:29,580 我很不喜歡這個詞哎 1585 01:05:29,580 --> 01:05:30,830 好像我是一個沒有自由意志的 1586 01:05:30,830 --> 01:05:31,700 傻子一樣 1587 01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:34,080 喜歡談戀愛這事沒錯 1588 01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,370 但成年人的話 1589 01:05:35,370 --> 01:05:36,000 對吧 1590 01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:37,500 戀愛是兩個人共同的決定 1591 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:38,250 一個人那叫 1592 01:05:38,250 --> 01:05:39,040 倒貼 1593 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,290 那總會有一個愛得多 1594 01:05:40,290 --> 01:05:41,540 一個愛得少嘛 1595 01:05:41,540 --> 01:05:43,620 我只是更勇敢 更有愛的能力 1596 01:05:43,620 --> 01:05:44,540 能者多勞 1597 01:05:44,540 --> 01:05:45,410 快樂倒貼 1598 01:05:45,410 --> 01:05:46,540 快樂就好啊 1599 01:05:46,540 --> 01:05:47,910 我只是不想你受傷 1600 01:05:47,910 --> 01:05:49,580 那樣你會很辛苦的 1601 01:05:49,580 --> 01:05:51,250 活著就已經很苦了呀 1602 01:05:51,250 --> 01:05:52,500 不愛我會更苦 1603 01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:55,120 我送你一本上野千鶴子的新書吧 1604 01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:56,250 上等快樂 1605 01:05:56,250 --> 01:05:57,200 快樂上等 1606 01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:58,080 你們幹嘛呢 1607 01:05:58,080 --> 01:05:59,370 女權表演藝術家 1608 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:02,700 你喜歡他什麼 1609 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,700 他就像你一樣啊 1610 01:06:06,870 --> 01:06:08,080 他老誇我 1611 01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:10,000 讓我覺得我自己很棒很棒 1612 01:06:12,830 --> 01:06:13,700 小孩 1613 01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:15,830 你知道你有多棒吧 1614 01:06:15,830 --> 01:06:18,370 我們平時誇你的 你都要牢記在心 1615 01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:19,580 跟爸爸去打拳吧 1616 01:06:19,700 --> 01:06:21,450 - 我不打拳 - 她不想打拳 1617 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:25,830 你放手吧 我來 1618 01:06:25,950 --> 01:06:27,330 我來吧 你放手 1619 01:06:48,620 --> 01:06:49,750 你不走嗎 1620 01:06:49,750 --> 01:06:50,750 我叫車 1621 01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:53,120 去哪兒 我送你吧 1622 01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:56,120 - 添麻煩了 - 不行 1623 01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:57,370 我還有事 拜拜 1624 01:07:20,950 --> 01:07:21,870 我 1625 01:07:21,870 --> 01:07:23,500 不忙的時候開著玩的 1626 01:07:24,870 --> 01:07:25,500 嗯 1627 01:07:27,950 --> 01:07:29,410 你平時都打專車 1628 01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:31,370 嗯 1629 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:33,120 快車太臭 1630 01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:34,870 除非女司機 1631 01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:37,250 那我呢 1632 01:07:40,950 --> 01:07:42,120 你是香的 1633 01:07:47,830 --> 01:07:48,950 你衣服記得還我啊 1634 01:07:48,950 --> 01:07:50,250 鐵梅買給我的 1635 01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:51,910 噢 1636 01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:57,450 不是現在 1637 01:08:01,870 --> 01:08:04,950 老師 是出國游還是國內游呢 1638 01:08:04,950 --> 01:08:05,870 都可以 1639 01:08:06,620 --> 01:08:08,450 是歐洲還是美洲 1640 01:08:08,620 --> 01:08:10,080 去大洋洲也行啊 1641 01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:12,200 是跟團還是自助 1642 01:08:12,330 --> 01:08:13,620 都可以 1643 01:08:13,620 --> 01:08:14,750 你們如果有照片呢 1644 01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:15,950 就多放一點照片 1645 01:08:15,950 --> 01:08:17,500 做成簡報的形式 1646 01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:18,200 明白了嗎 1647 01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:19,370 明白了 1648 01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:20,870 張老師說了 1649 01:08:20,870 --> 01:08:22,750 樂隊的同學趕緊去排練室 1650 01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:25,120 其他同學抓緊時間回家做作業 1651 01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:29,620 我寫去新西蘭還是澳大利亞呢 1652 01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:31,950 因為我是順路去的 1653 01:08:31,950 --> 01:08:33,500 感覺都沒玩好 1654 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:34,830 老在坐車 1655 01:08:34,830 --> 01:08:35,830 坐車也去不到 1656 01:08:35,830 --> 01:08:37,450 中間還有個太平洋呢 1657 01:08:37,450 --> 01:08:39,370 你懂個屁 1658 01:08:39,370 --> 01:08:41,370 聞聞 你寫什麼 1659 01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:43,700 他們說的 我都沒去過 1660 01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:46,000 我就去過日本 1661 01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:48,120 每次放假都是去日本 1662 01:08:48,370 --> 01:08:50,370 我一點也不喜歡泡溫泉 1663 01:08:50,370 --> 01:08:51,250 你呢 1664 01:08:51,950 --> 01:08:54,250 我可能寫法國吧 1665 01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:57,200 但小時候去的有點記不住了 1666 01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,080 法國很好啊 1667 01:08:58,080 --> 01:08:59,750 我一直都很想去呢 1668 01:09:10,410 --> 01:09:11,250 不好意思 1669 01:09:11,540 --> 01:09:12,790 是不是等很久啊 1670 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:14,080 沒有 1671 01:09:14,330 --> 01:09:15,450 你特忙吧 1672 01:09:15,450 --> 01:09:16,870 還好有倆小時 1673 01:09:16,870 --> 01:09:17,830 夠嗎 1674 01:09:18,330 --> 01:09:19,250 夠 夠 1675 01:09:33,870 --> 01:09:34,750 快了 1676 01:09:38,700 --> 01:09:39,870 還是讓我來吧 1677 01:09:40,410 --> 01:09:41,660 你肯定不如我會 1678 01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:43,200 加氟我都會 1679 01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:47,500 那 家電方面有沒有你不會的 1680 01:09:49,580 --> 01:09:51,950 我找男的不是為了讓他給我幹活的 1681 01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:53,040 那為什麼 1682 01:09:54,830 --> 01:09:55,750 你覺得呢 1683 01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,830 那 我行不行 1684 01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:03,120 你是小孩老師 1685 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,370 傳出去不好 1686 01:10:04,660 --> 01:10:06,330 好像我飢不擇食一樣 1687 01:10:10,330 --> 01:10:12,000 那要不傳出去呢 1688 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:15,250 那好像我幹什麼見不得人的事了 1689 01:10:15,580 --> 01:10:16,700 是吧 1690 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:19,870 你好 我帶女兒看一下眼睛 1691 01:10:19,870 --> 01:10:20,910 好 請問有預約嗎 1692 01:10:20,910 --> 01:10:22,910 - 沒有 - 這邊填寫一下基礎信息 1693 01:10:24,660 --> 01:10:26,580 我今天能當一天你的媽媽嗎 1694 01:10:27,620 --> 01:10:28,330 當到幾點 1695 01:10:28,330 --> 01:10:29,830 我還要寫作業呢 1696 01:10:30,540 --> 01:10:31,500 七點 1697 01:10:32,450 --> 01:10:33,500 好吧 1698 01:10:34,250 --> 01:10:35,450 對 不用緊張 1699 01:10:35,450 --> 01:10:37,330 盯住正前方的紅點 1700 01:10:41,790 --> 01:10:43,910 你怎麼還把孩子帶我這兒來了 1701 01:10:43,910 --> 01:10:44,790 瘋了 1702 01:10:45,330 --> 01:10:47,500 因為你是這兒最好的醫生啊 1703 01:10:47,540 --> 01:10:48,620 我都問過了 1704 01:10:49,950 --> 01:10:52,660 行 我一定給孩子好好看 1705 01:10:52,660 --> 01:10:54,660 但親愛的 這樣真的不好 1706 01:10:55,580 --> 01:10:56,450 你想多了 1707 01:10:56,450 --> 01:10:58,250 我真的只是為了看醫生 1708 01:11:00,660 --> 01:11:02,410 一會兒我也給你做個檢查吧 1709 01:11:03,660 --> 01:11:05,000 來都來了 1710 01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:21,120 我帶了 1711 01:11:21,620 --> 01:11:22,790 不是 1712 01:11:22,950 --> 01:11:24,330 你撕我衣服幹嘛 1713 01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:27,790 你怎麼不撕你自己的呢 1714 01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:31,250 這是我最喜歡的內衣 很貴的 1715 01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:34,500 我 我不知道 1716 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:35,370 對不起啊 1717 01:11:35,910 --> 01:11:37,540 我以為這是可以撕的 1718 01:11:37,950 --> 01:11:39,250 我看片兒裏都在撕 1719 01:11:39,250 --> 01:11:40,910 片兒都是男的意淫拍的 1720 01:11:40,910 --> 01:11:42,500 根本就沒有徵求過女人意見 1721 01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:46,370 那有人確實也喜歡 1722 01:11:46,370 --> 01:11:47,750 不代表我就喜歡 1723 01:11:49,370 --> 01:11:51,620 那我要突然停下來問你能不能撕 1724 01:11:51,620 --> 01:11:53,370 不也挺破壞氣氛的嗎 1725 01:11:53,950 --> 01:11:55,250 氣氛不會被禮貌破壞 1726 01:11:55,250 --> 01:11:56,660 只會被不禮貌破壞 1727 01:11:59,950 --> 01:12:01,370 行了 還好沒繼續 1728 01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:04,120 不知道你還從片兒裏學了點什麼東西 1729 01:12:06,830 --> 01:12:08,250 對不起 那我 1730 01:12:08,250 --> 01:12:08,950 我走了 1731 01:12:11,950 --> 01:12:12,950 回來 1732 01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:21,660 以後不要撕就好了 1733 01:12:23,450 --> 01:12:24,950 要給年輕人機會 1734 01:12:30,870 --> 01:12:32,120 怎麼現在才來啊 1735 01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:34,370 再這麼發展下去 容易高度近視 1736 01:12:34,370 --> 01:12:35,370 她還這麼小呢 1737 01:12:35,620 --> 01:12:37,120 她平時不怎麼玩平板 1738 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:38,750 也不讓她看手機啊 1739 01:12:38,750 --> 01:12:39,950 上網課上的 1740 01:12:39,950 --> 01:12:41,250 很多小孩都是 1741 01:12:41,950 --> 01:12:43,750 還有 看書跟看電子產品 1742 01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:45,500 對眼睛影響是一樣的 1743 01:12:45,950 --> 01:12:48,040 她平時是不是特別願意看書啊 1744 01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:49,250 你看現在還在看 1745 01:12:52,370 --> 01:12:53,750 不許再看書了 1746 01:12:53,910 --> 01:12:55,160 你給我起來 起來 1747 01:12:55,250 --> 01:12:56,120 看這植物 1748 01:12:56,950 --> 01:12:58,870 往遠看 看那兒綠的 1749 01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:00,620 哪兒有綠的 1750 01:13:00,620 --> 01:13:01,750 就那個呀 1751 01:13:01,830 --> 01:13:02,500 綠的 1752 01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:06,250 別這麼緊張 1753 01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:07,370 沒事的 1754 01:13:08,290 --> 01:13:09,870 她爸爸是不是近視很嚴重 1755 01:13:11,750 --> 01:13:13,000 因為你不近視啊 1756 01:13:13,830 --> 01:13:14,830 噢 1757 01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:18,200 她應該還有家族遺傳的高度近視 1758 01:13:20,250 --> 01:13:21,290 怎麼辦 1759 01:13:21,700 --> 01:13:22,540 都怪我 1760 01:13:22,540 --> 01:13:23,450 我太不負責了 1761 01:13:23,450 --> 01:13:24,950 我每天都在幹什麼呀我 1762 01:13:24,950 --> 01:13:26,580 好了 別這麼自責 1763 01:13:27,870 --> 01:13:29,620 是 現在發現得有點晚 1764 01:13:29,830 --> 01:13:31,450 但現在重視起來還來得及 1765 01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:34,950 你也別太自責了 1766 01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:37,200 雖然發現得是有一點晚 1767 01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:39,950 但是現在重視起來也還是來得及的 1768 01:13:39,950 --> 01:13:42,500 醫生說了 她就是上網課上的 1769 01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:43,620 你不知道現在的小孩子 1770 01:13:43,620 --> 01:13:44,950 - 謝謝你啊 - 天天 1771 01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:46,160 真的謝謝你 1772 01:13:46,620 --> 01:13:47,790 但我是她媽 1773 01:13:47,790 --> 01:13:49,660 應該我帶她去看醫生 1774 01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:51,700 我是看你忙 1775 01:13:51,700 --> 01:13:53,120 我正好也很閑嘛 1776 01:13:54,250 --> 01:13:55,790 你還寫作業 1777 01:13:55,790 --> 01:13:57,160 你別寫作業了 1778 01:13:57,790 --> 01:13:58,660 怪我 這事兒怪我 1779 01:13:58,660 --> 01:14:00,080 對不起 我不是那個意思 1780 01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:01,200 我怪我自己 1781 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:01,950 是我對不起你 1782 01:14:01,950 --> 01:14:03,120 你不知道我不是什麼好東西 1783 01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:04,830 我才不是什麼好東西 1784 01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:34,120 你最近鼓打得怎麼樣啊 1785 01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:35,370 挺好的 1786 01:14:36,950 --> 01:14:38,410 你覺得那小馬怎麼樣 1787 01:14:38,790 --> 01:14:39,750 挺好的 1788 01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:43,160 你媽是不是喜歡他呀 1789 01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:44,910 跟你有啥關係 1790 01:14:45,910 --> 01:14:47,370 我是你爸呀 1791 01:14:47,370 --> 01:14:48,660 對啊 你又不是她爸 1792 01:14:48,660 --> 01:14:49,620 管她幹啥 1793 01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:52,370 不是要管她 1794 01:14:52,370 --> 01:14:53,910 我是怕你會難過 1795 01:14:54,290 --> 01:14:55,370 我為什麼會難過 1796 01:14:55,370 --> 01:14:56,790 這是大人的事 1797 01:14:56,910 --> 01:14:58,040 喜歡誰是她的自由 1798 01:14:58,040 --> 01:14:59,160 又不影響我 1799 01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:02,290 有道理啊 1800 01:15:02,660 --> 01:15:03,910 你媽跟你說的 1801 01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:06,750 你之前不是談了個女朋友嗎 1802 01:15:06,750 --> 01:15:08,500 媽媽說 不管爸爸喜歡誰 1803 01:15:08,540 --> 01:15:10,040 都不影響他愛我 1804 01:15:12,410 --> 01:15:13,790 當然 1805 01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:15,410 不過我已經跟她分手了 1806 01:15:15,410 --> 01:15:16,410 為什麼 1807 01:15:17,290 --> 01:15:19,410 不是所有女人都能像你媽那樣 1808 01:15:19,410 --> 01:15:20,790 不在乎一個男人有沒有錢 1809 01:15:20,790 --> 01:15:21,790 有沒有事業 1810 01:15:22,410 --> 01:15:24,410 當然啊 這不是女人的錯 1811 01:15:24,410 --> 01:15:25,660 也不是男人的錯 1812 01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:27,410 那是誰的錯 1813 01:15:29,410 --> 01:15:30,870 結構性問題 1814 01:15:30,870 --> 01:15:32,290 對你來說還有點深奧 1815 01:15:34,370 --> 01:15:35,750 你還吃不吃了 1816 01:15:36,540 --> 01:15:38,660 這太油了 我要保持身材的 1817 01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:41,410 那你讓我吃 1818 01:15:41,950 --> 01:15:43,870 我就不保持身材啦 1819 01:15:43,910 --> 01:15:44,910 你不是愛吃嗎 1820 01:15:44,910 --> 01:15:47,160 你說你媽不讓你吃 我才帶你來的呀 1821 01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:52,250 再給我來倆冰激凌 1822 01:15:52,660 --> 01:15:53,750 行 1823 01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:55,040 我今天豁出去了啊 1824 01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,290 不是給你點的 1825 01:16:13,580 --> 01:16:14,290 走啊 1826 01:16:18,660 --> 01:16:20,870 你平時會撒謊嗎 1827 01:16:23,910 --> 01:16:25,660 人人都會撒謊的呀 1828 01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:28,120 因為我們活在這個世界上 1829 01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:30,620 它就是會有一些善意的謊言啊 1830 01:16:30,750 --> 01:16:32,410 或者是一些迫不得已 1831 01:16:32,410 --> 01:16:34,290 你不是為了去傷害誰的 1832 01:16:35,540 --> 01:16:36,160 哦 1833 01:16:36,580 --> 01:16:37,700 為什麼問我這個 1834 01:16:38,660 --> 01:16:41,410 我要是撒謊你能看出來嗎 1835 01:16:41,870 --> 01:16:43,540 那得看是什麼謊 1836 01:16:43,540 --> 01:16:44,870 你先撒一個我看看 1837 01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:47,000 我去過法國 1838 01:16:47,540 --> 01:16:48,410 完了 1839 01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:51,660 我還看過盧浮宮 1840 01:16:51,660 --> 01:16:53,000 還有巴黎聖母院 1841 01:16:53,410 --> 01:16:54,290 完了 1842 01:16:55,660 --> 01:16:57,910 我還喝過咖啡 1843 01:16:58,660 --> 01:17:00,790 專門給兒童的法國咖啡 1844 01:17:01,410 --> 01:17:02,870 你看這句就很真 1845 01:17:02,870 --> 01:17:04,040 因為有細節 1846 01:17:05,660 --> 01:17:07,620 比如巴黎聖母院 你可以說 1847 01:17:07,620 --> 01:17:10,160 我看過的是燒過之後的巴黎聖母院 1848 01:17:10,410 --> 01:17:12,500 雖然它沒有原來的好看 1849 01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:14,040 但是它也有一種美 1850 01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:15,870 這種美好像在提醒我們 1851 01:17:15,870 --> 01:17:18,660 文明也許不是一直在前進的 1852 01:17:18,660 --> 01:17:19,790 太長了記不住 1853 01:17:19,790 --> 01:17:21,540 等會你幫我寫下來唄 1854 01:17:21,870 --> 01:17:22,750 寫什麼寫 1855 01:17:22,750 --> 01:17:23,750 你怎麼就知道寫 1856 01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:25,160 你現在最重要的是玩 知道嗎 1857 01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:25,910 玩 1858 01:17:26,290 --> 01:17:28,370 天天寫寫寫 你眼睛都壞掉了 1859 01:17:30,410 --> 01:17:32,000 你剛才怎麼說來著 1860 01:17:33,870 --> 01:17:34,540 啥呀 1861 01:17:35,540 --> 01:17:36,290 喝水 1862 01:17:39,330 --> 01:17:40,870 你啥時候去巴黎了 1863 01:17:42,500 --> 01:17:43,750 停一下 1864 01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:45,160 誰讓你撒謊的 1865 01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:46,540 那我寫什麼 1866 01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:48,540 記一次難忘的旅游 1867 01:17:48,540 --> 01:17:50,290 不是 我們旅游過呀 1868 01:17:50,290 --> 01:17:51,540 別的同學都出過國 1869 01:17:51,540 --> 01:17:52,750 我就回過太原老家 1870 01:17:52,750 --> 01:17:53,790 叫什麼旅游 1871 01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:56,290 我還帶你去了平遙呀 1872 01:17:56,290 --> 01:17:57,120 那是旅游 1873 01:17:57,120 --> 01:17:58,160 看什麼破電影節 1874 01:17:58,160 --> 01:17:59,160 那是因為你要工作 1875 01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:00,540 根本就沒有旅游 1876 01:18:01,660 --> 01:18:03,160 不是 你們那公立小學 1877 01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:04,910 不可能所有人都出過國的 1878 01:18:04,910 --> 01:18:06,160 他們都在那兒吹呢 1879 01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:07,370 那我也吹 1880 01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:10,120 小孩 沒出過國不丟人啊 1881 01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:11,410 那出過國的也沒多優秀啊 1882 01:18:11,410 --> 01:18:12,910 那英語還沒你好呢 1883 01:18:12,910 --> 01:18:13,750 我們不比這些啊 1884 01:18:13,750 --> 01:18:15,500 這些都特別俗特別傻 1885 01:18:15,660 --> 01:18:16,500 那我比什麼 1886 01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:18,160 比你說的正直勇敢閱讀量嗎 1887 01:18:18,160 --> 01:18:19,250 有個屁用 1888 01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:22,040 媽媽以後會帶你出國的呀 1889 01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:23,910 那之前疫情 那大家都去不了 1890 01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:25,910 沒有疫情的時候你也沒帶我去 1891 01:18:25,910 --> 01:18:27,790 你自己還去過紐約非洲柬埔寨呢 1892 01:18:27,790 --> 01:18:29,040 你怎麼不帶我去 1893 01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:30,410 你跟我比什麼呀 1894 01:18:30,540 --> 01:18:32,410 你以後自己掙錢了你自己去啊 1895 01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:35,160 我告訴你啊 1896 01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:36,290 你生活在上海 1897 01:18:36,290 --> 01:18:38,410 你已經不知道比多少小孩要幸福了 1898 01:18:38,410 --> 01:18:40,250 那好多小孩連上海都沒來過 1899 01:18:40,250 --> 01:18:41,910 那我要你這個媽幹什麼 1900 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:45,750 不至於不至於 1901 01:18:45,750 --> 01:18:48,080 你看我長這麼大 我也沒出過國呀 1902 01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:49,200 我不也活得好好的嗎 1903 01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:50,450 是不是 不至於 1904 01:18:50,450 --> 01:18:51,160 你怎麼好了 1905 01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:52,870 你每天喝酒 你還倒貼 1906 01:18:53,700 --> 01:18:55,870 我要不出國 長大就跟她一樣 1907 01:18:56,910 --> 01:18:57,790 誰讓你這麼說話的 1908 01:18:57,790 --> 01:18:59,000 道歉 你跟人家道歉 1909 01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:00,450 - 怪我 - 你跟人家道歉 1910 01:19:00,450 --> 01:19:01,580 怪我 這事兒怪我 1911 01:19:01,580 --> 01:19:03,040 我沒有做到好榜樣 1912 01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:04,250 小孩 對不起 1913 01:19:04,250 --> 01:19:05,330 我以後戒酒 1914 01:19:05,330 --> 01:19:06,370 我再也不喝酒了 1915 01:19:06,370 --> 01:19:07,540 你不要怪媽媽好嗎 1916 01:19:07,540 --> 01:19:08,660 你不要怪媽媽 1917 01:19:10,290 --> 01:19:11,790 小葉 對不起 1918 01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:18,250 沒事 1919 01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:20,250 你是我最好的朋友 1920 01:19:20,250 --> 01:19:21,700 我不會生氣的 1921 01:19:22,290 --> 01:19:24,160 要是有也就是一點點 1922 01:19:24,620 --> 01:19:25,370 但是沒事 1923 01:19:25,370 --> 01:19:26,910 我馬上就好了 1924 01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:35,790 行了 那什麼 1925 01:19:35,790 --> 01:19:37,410 這作文咱先不寫了 1926 01:19:37,410 --> 01:19:38,790 我去跟你們老師說 1927 01:19:38,790 --> 01:19:40,290 等咱們以後出國了再寫 1928 01:19:40,790 --> 01:19:41,910 那我先寫上法國 1929 01:19:41,910 --> 01:19:43,790 你自己說法國很像山西 1930 01:19:43,790 --> 01:19:45,370 都有一百多種吃的 1931 01:19:45,370 --> 01:19:46,370 不寫可以 1932 01:19:46,370 --> 01:19:47,540 撒謊不可以 1933 01:19:47,910 --> 01:19:49,250 誰敢瞧不起你啊 1934 01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:51,370 我去撕碎他的作文去 1935 01:19:51,790 --> 01:19:54,290 那個平遙也是國際大都市 1936 01:19:54,410 --> 01:19:56,660 那平遙電影節你不是去過嗎 1937 01:19:56,660 --> 01:19:58,160 那可不是一般小孩可以去的 1938 01:19:58,160 --> 01:19:58,910 可不是嗎 1939 01:19:58,910 --> 01:20:00,660 而且那有很多老外啊 1940 01:20:00,870 --> 01:20:02,750 那就跟國外一樣的 1941 01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:04,410 - 你看電影了嗎 - 看了呀 1942 01:20:04,410 --> 01:20:06,160 不好看 一個也記不住 1943 01:20:06,700 --> 01:20:08,410 那你還看過很多明星呢 1944 01:20:08,410 --> 01:20:10,370 就當時坐你旁邊吃麵那個 1945 01:20:10,540 --> 01:20:12,290 - 賈樟柯 - 賈樟柯 1946 01:20:12,410 --> 01:20:13,750 他算什麼明星 1947 01:20:13,750 --> 01:20:15,120 同學們都不知道 1948 01:20:15,660 --> 01:20:17,120 馬可穆勒你也見過呀 1949 01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:19,540 就那個特別白那個老頭 你還記得不 1950 01:20:19,580 --> 01:20:21,250 不記得 有很多白老頭 1951 01:20:22,540 --> 01:20:23,290 那 1952 01:20:23,290 --> 01:20:24,290 那你就寫 1953 01:20:24,290 --> 01:20:26,250 你看到了四字弟弟 1954 01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:34,950 馬可穆勒不是四個字嗎 1955 01:20:34,950 --> 01:20:36,250 四字爺爺吧 1956 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:38,910 那你們當時拍照了嗎 1957 01:20:38,910 --> 01:20:40,500 我最煩跟明星合影 1958 01:20:40,950 --> 01:20:42,790 他們根本就不是明星 1959 01:20:42,870 --> 01:20:44,410 你怎麼那麼多事兒啊 1960 01:20:46,290 --> 01:20:48,370 這機票還這麼貴啊 1961 01:20:48,910 --> 01:20:50,750 都趕上我一個月生活費了 1962 01:20:50,910 --> 01:20:51,870 你簽証辦了嗎 1963 01:20:51,870 --> 01:20:53,410 我靠 忘了 1964 01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:57,000 要不一起吧 1965 01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:58,500 你不是也沒出去玩過 1966 01:20:58,500 --> 01:20:59,500 媽媽帶你 1967 01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:01,620 謝謝媽媽 1968 01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:04,290 你和小馬上床了 1969 01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:06,120 你聞出來的 1970 01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:07,040 是不是 1971 01:21:08,910 --> 01:21:10,040 本來還不確定 1972 01:21:10,040 --> 01:21:11,080 我看你這個樣 1973 01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:12,540 不是你 你的証據呢 1974 01:21:13,250 --> 01:21:14,660 你身上有他的膏藥味 1975 01:21:14,660 --> 01:21:16,540 對啊 我借了他的膏藥貼了 1976 01:21:16,750 --> 01:21:17,410 貼哪兒了 1977 01:21:17,410 --> 01:21:18,500 就就 就這兒 1978 01:21:18,910 --> 01:21:20,700 他是用噴的 沒有膏藥貼 1979 01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:24,790 不是 我本來今天晚上就要跟你說的 1980 01:21:24,790 --> 01:21:25,870 不是 這個事情 1981 01:21:25,870 --> 01:21:26,950 跟不跟我說不重要 1982 01:21:26,950 --> 01:21:27,750 重要的是 1983 01:21:27,950 --> 01:21:29,500 你怎麼能看得上他呢 1984 01:21:29,950 --> 01:21:30,870 你是我偶像 1985 01:21:30,870 --> 01:21:32,500 你想要什麼樣的男人沒有 1986 01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:33,910 他是個什麼東西 1987 01:21:33,910 --> 01:21:35,160 上個床而已 1988 01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:36,700 又不是上輔導班 1989 01:21:36,700 --> 01:21:37,660 挑什麼呀 1990 01:21:37,660 --> 01:21:39,290 那也不能不挑啊 1991 01:21:39,290 --> 01:21:40,620 你買個水果還挑呢 1992 01:21:40,620 --> 01:21:42,410 我覺得他也沒那麼差吧 1993 01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:43,620 我挺開心的 1994 01:21:43,910 --> 01:21:45,200 - 真的 - 啊 1995 01:21:47,580 --> 01:21:49,450 如果能讓你開心 1996 01:21:49,450 --> 01:21:50,790 那就是好東西 1997 01:21:50,790 --> 01:21:52,500 我也替你開心 1998 01:21:52,620 --> 01:21:53,500 你 1999 01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:54,620 你不會生氣吧 2000 01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:55,500 我生什麼氣 2001 01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:56,620 又不是我的東西 2002 01:21:57,500 --> 01:21:58,870 我就是覺得他配不上你 2003 01:21:58,870 --> 01:22:00,540 那個誰 配得上你嗎 2004 01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,500 那我們應該配什麼呀 2005 01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:03,500 配把機關槍 2006 01:22:04,540 --> 01:22:05,540 不好意思 2007 01:22:05,540 --> 01:22:06,660 借過 2008 01:22:08,370 --> 01:22:10,910 你答應小孩戒酒 是真的嗎 2009 01:22:11,790 --> 01:22:12,870 我不是酗酒 2010 01:22:12,870 --> 01:22:14,620 我就是為了能睡覺 2011 01:22:14,620 --> 01:22:15,910 那更不應該呀 2012 01:22:17,540 --> 01:22:18,620 我從來都沒有想過 2013 01:22:18,620 --> 01:22:20,500 我會因為這個原因戒酒 2014 01:22:21,370 --> 01:22:22,620 有人在乎你了 2015 01:22:22,620 --> 01:22:23,950 你就不能再幹某些事了 2016 01:22:23,950 --> 01:22:25,790 尤其是傷害自己的事 2017 01:22:26,620 --> 01:22:28,290 那我就不自由了 2018 01:22:28,370 --> 01:22:31,160 你會有勇氣有動力去追求真正的自由 2019 01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:34,160 我可以嗎 2020 01:22:34,540 --> 01:22:35,620 有我陪你啊 2021 01:22:37,950 --> 01:22:38,660 走 2022 01:22:55,540 --> 01:22:58,290 我們當時去平遙電影節看電影 2023 01:22:58,290 --> 01:22:59,750 我睡著了 2024 01:22:59,950 --> 01:23:01,750 但音樂特別好聽 2025 01:23:05,790 --> 01:23:07,160 怎麼又看上書了 2026 01:23:07,410 --> 01:23:08,040 別看了別看了 2027 01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:09,040 咋回事啊 2028 01:23:09,410 --> 01:23:10,160 走走走 2029 01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:12,040 那個那個 往遠看 2030 01:23:12,160 --> 01:23:13,660 家人們 姐妹們 2031 01:23:13,660 --> 01:23:16,410 把自然堂三個字全屏給我扣起來 2032 01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:18,040 搶空了看見沒有 2033 01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:18,910 品牌方快快快 2034 01:23:18,910 --> 01:23:19,410 品牌方來來來 2035 01:23:19,410 --> 01:23:21,160 怎麼回事 2036 01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:22,910 拍一發五我都虧本了 2037 01:23:22,910 --> 01:23:24,410 鐵絲都在直播間等著呢 2038 01:23:24,410 --> 01:23:25,410 你看這速度 2039 01:23:25,410 --> 01:23:26,290 - 行吧 - 庫存拉滿 2040 01:23:26,290 --> 01:23:27,290 - 好吧 - 行吧 2041 01:23:36,660 --> 01:23:38,500 你都哪兒學的呀 2042 01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:39,750 生活所迫呀 2043 01:23:45,580 --> 01:23:46,950 王鐵梅你瘋啦 2044 01:23:46,950 --> 01:23:48,370 你文章怎麼啥都寫呀 2045 01:23:48,370 --> 01:23:49,950 什麼鄰居幫忙帶小孩 2046 01:23:49,950 --> 01:23:51,370 什麼沒特長沒出過國 2047 01:23:51,370 --> 01:23:52,500 還有你的私生活 2048 01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:53,500 你跟誰上床 這這這 2049 01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:54,910 這就是真實的單親媽媽啊 2050 01:23:54,910 --> 01:23:56,500 哎呀做媽不能這樣 2051 01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:57,580 做了也不能說啊 2052 01:23:57,580 --> 01:23:58,160 你趕緊刪了吧 2053 01:23:58,160 --> 01:23:59,290 哎呀你別管了 2054 01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:09,290 不要看我肚子 2055 01:24:19,290 --> 01:24:21,160 我覺得很美啊 2056 01:24:21,910 --> 01:24:23,160 像一道紋身 2057 01:24:23,750 --> 01:24:24,660 很帥 2058 01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:26,290 那你也剖一個 2059 01:24:26,790 --> 01:24:27,660 好啊 2060 01:24:31,250 --> 01:24:33,000 我不是讓你去紋身啊 2061 01:24:33,290 --> 01:24:34,750 希望我是自作多情 2062 01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:39,620 你怎麼知道我想紋身 2063 01:24:39,910 --> 01:24:41,700 就像你在課堂上偷偷吃零食 2064 01:24:41,700 --> 01:24:42,950 你以為老師沒看見 2065 01:24:42,950 --> 01:24:44,500 其實老師看得一清二楚 2066 01:24:45,950 --> 01:24:47,370 你就是我的零食 2067 01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:49,410 也是我老師 2068 01:24:49,830 --> 01:24:51,660 也是我的下課鈴聲 2069 01:24:51,700 --> 01:24:53,750 你是我課間休息的十分鐘 2070 01:24:57,660 --> 01:24:58,870 這麼短嗎 2071 01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:01,540 我已經被生活壓得快喘不上來氣了 2072 01:25:03,660 --> 01:25:05,040 那週末咱們去看電影吧 2073 01:25:05,080 --> 01:25:05,910 你放鬆一下 2074 01:25:06,290 --> 01:25:07,750 把小孩帶上 2075 01:25:08,950 --> 01:25:10,660 我們不是一起看電影的關係 2076 01:25:11,250 --> 01:25:12,500 那我們什麼關係 2077 01:25:14,750 --> 01:25:16,370 一種很臟的關係 2078 01:25:16,370 --> 01:25:17,620 我們不能再這樣了 2079 01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:21,370 趕緊的 快 2080 01:25:25,290 --> 01:25:26,250 快啊 2081 01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:33,000 你看那兒 那邊 2082 01:25:33,370 --> 01:25:34,540 那個大球 看見了嗎 2083 01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:35,910 好大呀 2084 01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:38,660 真的哎 2085 01:25:38,790 --> 01:25:39,540 你看那還有一個 2086 01:25:39,540 --> 01:25:41,700 很大很大的那個樓梯 2087 01:25:45,330 --> 01:25:46,250 看那兒 2088 01:25:47,620 --> 01:25:49,040 那也好 那可以去拍照 2089 01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:50,620 這像瀑布 2090 01:25:51,910 --> 01:25:53,250 可能就是瀑布 2091 01:25:55,950 --> 01:25:57,250 畫的什麼玩意 2092 01:25:57,250 --> 01:25:58,370 跟你根本沒法比 2093 01:25:58,370 --> 01:26:00,040 你才是真正的藝術家 2094 01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:01,950 你根本就不懂藝術 2095 01:26:01,950 --> 01:26:04,160 你懂 全世界你最懂行了吧 2096 01:26:04,290 --> 01:26:05,750 來來 喝點水 2097 01:26:06,870 --> 01:26:07,660 別洒了 2098 01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:11,290 什麼玩意 2099 01:26:11,290 --> 01:26:12,250 根本看不懂 2100 01:26:14,500 --> 01:26:15,540 去哪兒啊 2101 01:26:15,540 --> 01:26:17,040 你上這兒來幹嘛 2102 01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:18,160 我看這個雙年展啊 2103 01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:19,750 今天不是最後一天了嗎 2104 01:26:20,620 --> 01:26:22,120 哎哎哎 2105 01:26:22,950 --> 01:26:23,660 過來 2106 01:26:24,290 --> 01:26:25,500 唉唉唉唉別別別別別 2107 01:26:26,410 --> 01:26:27,540 你小孩呢 2108 01:26:27,540 --> 01:26:28,870 別管 有人帶 2109 01:26:28,870 --> 01:26:30,250 你是不是膽子太大了 2110 01:26:30,250 --> 01:26:31,160 怕嗎 2111 01:26:31,750 --> 01:26:32,410 怕 2112 01:26:35,910 --> 01:26:36,870 媽 你看 2113 01:26:37,410 --> 01:26:38,410 哎呦 2114 01:26:39,450 --> 01:26:40,500 不好意思啊 2115 01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:41,620 胡醫生 2116 01:26:42,790 --> 01:26:43,540 你好 2117 01:26:44,290 --> 01:26:46,120 媽 這是我的眼睛醫生 2118 01:26:46,950 --> 01:26:47,830 你好 2119 01:26:49,910 --> 01:26:51,540 你是她媽 2120 01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:55,370 你也是她媽 2121 01:26:58,290 --> 01:26:59,370 那什麼 2122 01:26:59,370 --> 01:27:01,120 - 是這樣的 - 哦 2123 01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:02,160 我明白了 2124 01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:02,910 不好意思啊 2125 01:27:02,910 --> 01:27:05,830 我完全沒有想到你們是這種 2126 01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:06,750 對不起對不起 2127 01:27:06,750 --> 01:27:08,500 我沒有評價你們的意思 2128 01:27:08,500 --> 01:27:10,000 你們很偉大很勇敢 2129 01:27:10,540 --> 01:27:12,000 也很不容易 2130 01:27:12,290 --> 01:27:13,540 對不起 2131 01:27:13,540 --> 01:27:14,540 那什麼 2132 01:27:14,540 --> 01:27:15,660 我們先走了 2133 01:27:15,660 --> 01:27:16,500 我們下次再聊 2134 01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:17,910 - 再見 胡醫生 - 好好好 2135 01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:18,660 走啦 2136 01:27:19,040 --> 01:27:19,750 胡醫生再見 2137 01:27:19,750 --> 01:27:20,410 再見 2138 01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:23,290 胡醫生 2139 01:27:31,290 --> 01:27:32,660 鐵梅對不起 2140 01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:34,790 你別生氣 2141 01:27:35,120 --> 01:27:36,750 鐵梅你別生氣 2142 01:27:37,290 --> 01:27:38,160 鐵梅 2143 01:27:38,870 --> 01:27:40,040 你打我吧 2144 01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:41,660 你打我一頓吧你 2145 01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:16,410 對不起 2146 01:28:17,410 --> 01:28:19,000 我不應該撒謊 2147 01:28:20,410 --> 01:28:23,290 我就是不想讓他覺得我會跟他認真 2148 01:28:23,290 --> 01:28:24,410 會纏著他 2149 01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:28,160 我想讓人覺得我是一個很酷很瀟洒 2150 01:28:28,160 --> 01:28:29,790 很會偷情的媽 2151 01:28:31,580 --> 01:28:32,660 對不起 2152 01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:04,660 你就是王茉莉 2153 01:29:04,660 --> 01:29:07,160 就是她 她什麼才藝都沒有 2154 01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:08,250 她是個觀眾 2155 01:29:08,250 --> 01:29:10,040 我也是觀眾怎麼了 2156 01:29:11,120 --> 01:29:14,160 張家新是我罩著的 你知不知道 2157 01:29:14,410 --> 01:29:15,910 不知道 咋了 2158 01:29:16,160 --> 01:29:17,910 以後你不准欺負他 2159 01:29:20,620 --> 01:29:22,370 也不准你考得比他好 2160 01:29:22,830 --> 01:29:23,540 哦 2161 01:29:27,830 --> 01:29:29,500 那是我同桌的 2162 01:29:36,290 --> 01:29:37,540 你是太原的 2163 01:29:39,410 --> 01:29:41,500 你去把那個橡皮撿回來 2164 01:29:41,790 --> 01:29:43,040 這我老鄉 2165 01:29:43,450 --> 01:29:44,580 快點 2166 01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:46,330 對不起對不起 2167 01:29:46,700 --> 01:29:48,200 以後我罩著你 2168 01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:49,830 有什麼事跟我說 2169 01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:50,830 哦 不用 2170 01:29:50,830 --> 01:29:52,200 王茉莉你等著 2171 01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:55,080 我還有大哥 肯定不是你老鄉 2172 01:29:55,500 --> 01:29:56,830 你丟什麼丟 2173 01:29:57,750 --> 01:29:59,750 就只有張家新 2174 01:29:59,830 --> 01:30:00,750 知道了 2175 01:30:27,620 --> 01:30:28,540 謝謝啊 2176 01:30:29,250 --> 01:30:30,500 你喜歡的蘇格登 2177 01:30:34,830 --> 01:30:36,200 那個 2178 01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:37,450 孩子在 2179 01:30:38,750 --> 01:30:39,620 我爸家 2180 01:30:46,950 --> 01:30:48,500 你們的事我都知道了 2181 01:30:49,950 --> 01:30:51,330 但是你知道嗎 2182 01:30:51,330 --> 01:30:52,750 我們在一起有多難 2183 01:30:53,620 --> 01:30:55,120 要克服多少困難 2184 01:30:55,370 --> 01:30:56,870 受到多少阻礙 2185 01:30:57,200 --> 01:30:58,950 好不容易下定決心 2186 01:30:58,950 --> 01:31:00,250 眾叛親離 2187 01:31:00,870 --> 01:31:02,160 有了現在的生活 2188 01:31:04,120 --> 01:31:05,700 我為了這個家 2189 01:31:05,830 --> 01:31:08,080 辛辛苦苦在外打拼 工作 2190 01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:09,580 沒日沒夜地忙 2191 01:31:09,580 --> 01:31:10,370 結果你呢 2192 01:31:10,370 --> 01:31:11,620 那我也有工作賺錢 2193 01:31:11,620 --> 01:31:12,950 結果你背叛我 2194 01:31:12,950 --> 01:31:14,370 而且為了一個男人 2195 01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:16,620 男人哎 2196 01:31:17,250 --> 01:31:18,750 這種鬼東西 2197 01:31:19,870 --> 01:31:20,660 是 2198 01:31:21,330 --> 01:31:22,750 你不僅背叛我 2199 01:31:22,870 --> 01:31:24,450 背叛我們的承諾 2200 01:31:24,450 --> 01:31:25,830 你還背叛你自己 2201 01:31:25,830 --> 01:31:27,540 你看你都成什麼樣子了 2202 01:31:27,620 --> 01:31:28,750 你對得起你自己嗎 2203 01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:30,370 對不起 這個怪我 2204 01:31:30,700 --> 01:31:32,000 是我主動的 2205 01:31:32,450 --> 01:31:33,660 她一直很猶豫 2206 01:31:33,660 --> 01:31:35,160 很掙扎 非常痛苦 2207 01:31:36,410 --> 01:31:38,290 當然我現在才知道為什麼 2208 01:31:38,750 --> 01:31:39,620 對不起 2209 01:31:40,950 --> 01:31:41,750 不是 2210 01:31:42,120 --> 01:31:43,830 就是說我輸給你了唄 2211 01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:46,080 輸給一個男人 2212 01:31:46,580 --> 01:31:47,450 可笑 2213 01:31:47,540 --> 01:31:48,870 不是不是不是 2214 01:31:48,870 --> 01:31:50,500 我相信她純屬為了尋求刺激 2215 01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:51,830 肯定不是真心的 2216 01:31:51,830 --> 01:31:52,910 她之前肯定也沒有過 2217 01:31:52,910 --> 01:31:53,700 有過 2218 01:31:53,700 --> 01:31:54,580 都是女的 2219 01:31:54,870 --> 01:31:56,040 男的就他一個 2220 01:31:56,370 --> 01:31:57,080 真的嗎 2221 01:31:57,080 --> 01:31:58,200 拿開你的臟手 2222 01:32:03,410 --> 01:32:05,290 反正我們已經決定分開了 2223 01:32:05,290 --> 01:32:05,910 我就想知道你 2224 01:32:05,910 --> 01:32:06,910 不是 等一下 2225 01:32:09,370 --> 01:32:10,500 為什麼要分開啊 2226 01:32:12,040 --> 01:32:13,040 你剛才不說了嗎 2227 01:32:13,040 --> 01:32:14,790 你們好不容易才有今天的生活 2228 01:32:14,790 --> 01:32:17,040 就因為 因為一個男人就要分開了 2229 01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:17,910 那我簡直不是人 2230 01:32:17,910 --> 01:32:19,290 我算什麼東西啊 2231 01:32:20,660 --> 01:32:22,410 我們之間也有別的問題 2232 01:32:22,660 --> 01:32:24,040 不光是因為你 2233 01:32:24,120 --> 01:32:25,750 我們教育理念不合 2234 01:32:26,120 --> 01:32:27,120 也沒有激情了 2235 01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:28,330 跟他就有 2236 01:32:28,540 --> 01:32:29,540 好了好了 好了好了 2237 01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:31,950 我覺得 2238 01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:34,790 你們是不是應該再慎重地考慮一下 2239 01:32:35,160 --> 01:32:37,330 我知道 我沒有資格要求你原諒小葉 2240 01:32:37,330 --> 01:32:38,250 但是 2241 01:32:38,250 --> 01:32:41,120 她真的是 不是你輕易能找到的女孩 2242 01:32:41,120 --> 01:32:42,160 她很特別 2243 01:32:42,160 --> 01:32:43,700 跟她相愛真的很幸運 2244 01:32:43,870 --> 01:32:45,950 我要是你 我絕對不會放棄的 2245 01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:48,000 你有氣就撒在我身上吧 2246 01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:49,750 我應該承擔的 2247 01:32:50,370 --> 01:32:52,330 做任何彌補 我都願意 2248 01:32:56,910 --> 01:32:58,910 你是不是還有別的女朋友啊 2249 01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:01,120 不是 2250 01:33:04,290 --> 01:33:06,410 也不能算是女朋友吧 2251 01:33:06,410 --> 01:33:07,870 就是一些 2252 01:33:07,870 --> 01:33:10,750 會上床的好朋友 2253 01:33:10,750 --> 01:33:12,000 一些 2254 01:33:13,330 --> 01:33:15,040 我並不為此驕傲 2255 01:33:20,410 --> 01:33:22,540 所以你是改不了的 對吧 2256 01:33:22,950 --> 01:33:24,790 我要說我能改 你信嗎 2257 01:33:25,790 --> 01:33:26,660 不分了 我們走吧 2258 01:33:26,660 --> 01:33:27,290 啊 2259 01:33:28,870 --> 01:33:30,160 你你你你 2260 01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:33,410 等一下 2261 01:33:35,580 --> 01:33:37,120 你也是那麼誇別的女孩的嗎 2262 01:33:37,500 --> 01:33:38,370 不是 2263 01:33:39,370 --> 01:33:40,830 但每個女孩都有自己 2264 01:33:40,830 --> 01:33:42,000 特別的地方吧 2265 01:34:09,620 --> 01:34:10,870 你還好吧 2266 01:34:11,910 --> 01:34:14,200 他為什麼還是不愛我 2267 01:34:14,750 --> 01:34:15,910 你不是說我很好 2268 01:34:15,910 --> 01:34:17,620 誰都會愛我的嗎 2269 01:34:18,160 --> 01:34:19,750 因為他是傻叉呀 2270 01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:21,620 你一直就知道的呀 2271 01:34:21,950 --> 01:34:24,200 你什麼時候能夠清醒一點 2272 01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:25,660 你看看你這個樣子 2273 01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:26,910 你為了一個男的 一個臟東西 2274 01:34:26,910 --> 01:34:27,870 你人不人鬼不鬼的 2275 01:34:27,870 --> 01:34:29,160 你像話嗎你 2276 01:34:29,950 --> 01:34:32,370 你不懂 你從來沒有愛過男的 2277 01:34:32,370 --> 01:34:34,540 不是 你活著就沒別的事了嗎 2278 01:34:34,540 --> 01:34:36,580 愛男的是什麼值得驕傲的事嗎 2279 01:34:36,580 --> 01:34:38,450 這個世界上哪個事不比男的重要 2280 01:34:38,450 --> 01:34:40,040 你能不能睜睜眼 2281 01:34:41,370 --> 01:34:42,540 不值得驕傲 2282 01:34:42,540 --> 01:34:43,370 但我也不羞愧 2283 01:34:43,370 --> 01:34:44,620 你應該羞愧 2284 01:34:44,620 --> 01:34:46,040 是你懦弱 2285 01:34:46,200 --> 01:34:47,120 你害怕受傷 2286 01:34:47,120 --> 01:34:49,000 你連跟人看場電影你都不敢 2287 01:34:49,250 --> 01:34:49,910 我告訴你啊 2288 01:34:49,910 --> 01:34:50,910 我沒空 我沒有興趣 2289 01:34:50,910 --> 01:34:51,910 我沒有被洗腦 2290 01:34:51,910 --> 01:34:53,160 沒有男的值得這樣 2291 01:34:53,370 --> 01:34:55,660 不是的 男人還是很好玩的 2292 01:34:56,120 --> 01:34:57,290 戀愛很好啊 2293 01:34:57,290 --> 01:34:59,790 那我有開心的時候 你也有啊 2294 01:34:59,830 --> 01:35:01,290 我不是你們這樣的閑人 2295 01:35:01,290 --> 01:35:02,160 你們什麼都不用操心 2296 01:35:02,160 --> 01:35:03,330 每天談戀愛就行 2297 01:35:03,330 --> 01:35:04,750 我不行 我沒空 2298 01:35:05,040 --> 01:35:06,330 對 你最忙了 2299 01:35:06,330 --> 01:35:07,700 你全世界最忙 2300 01:35:08,040 --> 01:35:09,500 不知道你是做出了什麼事業 2301 01:35:09,500 --> 01:35:10,700 實現了什麼新聞理想 2302 01:35:10,700 --> 01:35:12,500 還是把小孩培養得多好呢 2303 01:35:14,160 --> 01:35:15,160 你走 2304 01:35:15,160 --> 01:35:16,660 我不想看見你了 2305 01:35:17,790 --> 01:35:18,950 你走啊 2306 01:35:18,950 --> 01:35:19,870 你讓他愛你去吧 2307 01:35:19,870 --> 01:35:21,250 你說得沒錯 我算什麼東西啊 2308 01:35:21,250 --> 01:35:22,160 我一天教育你 2309 01:35:22,160 --> 01:35:23,040 你趕緊走 2310 01:35:23,790 --> 01:35:25,160 不是 我不是那個意思 2311 01:35:25,160 --> 01:35:26,120 我不想看見你了 2312 01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:27,410 我不想再管你了 2313 01:35:29,660 --> 01:35:30,580 對不起 鐵梅 2314 01:35:30,580 --> 01:35:31,750 別道歉 2315 01:35:31,750 --> 01:35:33,450 你能不能有點骨氣 2316 01:35:33,580 --> 01:35:34,950 你就知道對不起 2317 01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:09,040 鐵姐 2318 01:36:09,040 --> 01:36:10,410 你先休息幾天 2319 01:36:10,410 --> 01:36:12,370 我們正在處理一些惡意評論 2320 01:36:12,580 --> 01:36:13,370 沒事的 2321 01:36:13,370 --> 01:36:14,700 過兩天大家就忘了 2322 01:36:14,870 --> 01:36:15,620 就是 2323 01:36:15,870 --> 01:36:17,870 每天可罵的人和事多了去了 2324 01:36:17,950 --> 01:36:19,410 幹嘛都發泄到你身上 2325 01:36:19,620 --> 01:36:21,120 這些人也不是真的關心 2326 01:36:21,120 --> 01:36:22,500 單親媽媽什麼的 2327 01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:23,620 他們就是想罵 2328 01:36:23,950 --> 01:36:25,660 不過罵你的很多都是女的 2329 01:36:25,660 --> 01:36:27,200 你以為你在解放女性 2330 01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:28,160 人家才不領情 2331 01:36:29,620 --> 01:36:30,370 有病啊 2332 01:36:30,870 --> 01:36:32,160 但是這號火了 2333 01:36:32,540 --> 01:36:34,290 關注量是之前的十倍 2334 01:36:34,290 --> 01:36:35,660 我們的目的達到了 2335 01:36:35,660 --> 01:36:36,950 看看這心理素質 2336 01:36:36,950 --> 01:36:38,290 無情的漲粉機器 2337 01:36:38,290 --> 01:36:39,290 別說我了 2338 01:36:40,540 --> 01:36:42,000 你今天再試一下吧 2339 01:36:42,370 --> 01:36:43,700 把你那篇再發一遍 2340 01:36:43,700 --> 01:36:44,830 按我們改過的 2341 01:36:45,370 --> 01:36:46,000 沒用 2342 01:36:46,410 --> 01:36:49,410 這種被惡意舉報下架的 申訴了也沒有用 2343 01:36:50,790 --> 01:36:52,160 沒關係的 鐵姐 2344 01:36:52,160 --> 01:36:53,250 我已經很知足了 2345 01:36:53,250 --> 01:36:54,290 也傳播了兩天 2346 01:36:54,290 --> 01:36:55,910 我還收到不少打賞呢 2347 01:36:56,250 --> 01:36:57,950 - 但是我們 - 你已經盡力了 2348 01:36:57,950 --> 01:36:59,500 這也不是你能改變的 2349 01:37:11,250 --> 01:37:12,040 啊 2350 01:37:19,950 --> 01:37:21,410 今天上課嗎 2351 01:37:23,160 --> 01:37:24,700 沒有 不是來找你的 2352 01:37:26,790 --> 01:37:28,040 我拉黑你了 2353 01:37:28,040 --> 01:37:28,910 啊 2354 01:37:29,750 --> 01:37:30,370 嗯 2355 01:37:31,910 --> 01:37:32,620 你不知道啊 2356 01:37:32,620 --> 01:37:33,500 不知道 2357 01:37:35,910 --> 01:37:37,790 哎哎哎 哎 2358 01:37:38,120 --> 01:37:39,500 你是不是有她家鑰匙 2359 01:37:41,830 --> 01:37:42,950 我聯繫不上她 找她有事 2360 01:37:42,950 --> 01:37:43,910 我估計她睡過去了 2361 01:37:45,950 --> 01:37:46,750 小葉 2362 01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:47,870 小葉 2363 01:37:48,370 --> 01:37:49,620 你別裝睡了 2364 01:37:50,040 --> 01:37:51,540 你不想去你跟我說呀 2365 01:37:51,910 --> 01:37:52,950 不接電話什麼意思啊 2366 01:37:52,950 --> 01:37:54,120 醒醒 都幾點了 2367 01:37:54,120 --> 01:37:54,870 小葉 2368 01:37:55,120 --> 01:37:55,870 小葉 2369 01:37:56,870 --> 01:37:57,500 小葉 2370 01:37:57,870 --> 01:37:58,750 醒醒啊 2371 01:37:59,500 --> 01:38:00,250 小葉 2372 01:38:06,620 --> 01:38:07,870 - 這是啥 - 安眠藥 2373 01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:08,750 小葉 2374 01:38:08,950 --> 01:38:10,370 小葉 2375 01:38:12,080 --> 01:38:12,750 灌水灌水 2376 01:38:12,750 --> 01:38:13,250 你喝吧 2377 01:38:13,250 --> 01:38:14,120 趕緊叫車 2378 01:38:15,500 --> 01:38:16,120 過來 2379 01:38:17,250 --> 01:38:18,620 過來搭把手啊 2380 01:38:18,620 --> 01:38:19,750 叫車呢嘛 2381 01:38:20,250 --> 01:38:21,120 先幫我 2382 01:38:21,370 --> 01:38:22,120 我來 我來吧 2383 01:38:22,120 --> 01:38:22,750 我來我來 2384 01:38:22,750 --> 01:38:23,370 我來吧 2385 01:38:23,370 --> 01:38:24,250 師傅 馬上到啊 2386 01:38:24,250 --> 01:38:25,250 馬上到 稍等啊 2387 01:38:25,870 --> 01:38:27,120 對對對 2388 01:38:27,120 --> 01:38:28,370 那個 你稍等啊 2389 01:38:28,370 --> 01:38:29,370 我馬上到啊 2390 01:38:29,750 --> 01:38:31,120 好好好 稍等 2391 01:38:36,450 --> 01:38:37,700 咋的了這是 2392 01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:43,500 她之前就有過 2393 01:38:44,790 --> 01:38:46,000 上學那會兒 2394 01:38:46,790 --> 01:38:48,120 她抑郁症很嚴重 2395 01:38:49,250 --> 01:38:50,580 其實一直就沒好 2396 01:38:51,040 --> 01:38:52,410 是我跟她吵架了 2397 01:38:52,410 --> 01:38:53,750 把她罵得特別狠 2398 01:38:54,250 --> 01:38:56,000 可能激發了她過去的創傷 2399 01:38:56,330 --> 01:38:57,870 不是的 跟你沒關係 2400 01:38:58,200 --> 01:38:59,200 你沒那麼重要 2401 01:38:59,700 --> 01:39:00,750 是我 2402 01:39:00,750 --> 01:39:02,700 總嫌棄她唱的歌難聽 2403 01:39:03,370 --> 01:39:05,370 我給她介紹兩個活也都黃了 2404 01:39:05,950 --> 01:39:07,620 昨天那個活動沒人叫她 2405 01:39:08,500 --> 01:39:09,500 還是怪我 2406 01:39:11,620 --> 01:39:13,500 對女性的關心太少了 2407 01:39:14,540 --> 01:39:16,370 身為男性難以共情女性 2408 01:39:16,370 --> 01:39:17,410 這是事實 2409 01:39:17,750 --> 01:39:20,290 但我卻沒有努力去打破這個屏障 2410 01:39:20,290 --> 01:39:21,750 就這麼縱容自己 2411 01:39:21,750 --> 01:39:23,620 待在特權的舒適區裏 2412 01:39:25,080 --> 01:39:26,000 慚愧 2413 01:39:30,750 --> 01:39:31,410 坐下 2414 01:39:33,290 --> 01:39:34,950 我真的不是自殺 2415 01:39:35,290 --> 01:39:36,700 我就是睡不著覺 2416 01:39:37,450 --> 01:39:39,120 我都失眠好幾天了 2417 01:39:39,120 --> 01:39:40,830 安眠藥越吃越多 2418 01:39:40,830 --> 01:39:43,370 我之前可以喝酒把自己灌暈嘛 2419 01:39:43,370 --> 01:39:44,950 我現在不是戒酒了 2420 01:39:46,080 --> 01:39:48,040 我不可能自殺的 2421 01:39:49,750 --> 01:39:50,870 你怎麼來了 2422 01:39:52,870 --> 01:39:54,620 太好了 你還活著 2423 01:39:54,620 --> 01:39:55,830 真的太好了 2424 01:39:56,950 --> 01:39:58,000 誰告訴你的 2425 01:40:01,370 --> 01:40:02,250 對不起啊 2426 01:40:02,250 --> 01:40:03,750 我不知道我對你來說這麼重要 2427 01:40:03,750 --> 01:40:04,620 對不起 2428 01:40:05,200 --> 01:40:05,950 不是 2429 01:40:05,950 --> 01:40:07,370 我真的不是自殺 2430 01:40:07,370 --> 01:40:08,330 - 更不是為了你 - 好了好了 2431 01:40:08,330 --> 01:40:09,040 什麼都不說了 2432 01:40:09,040 --> 01:40:10,000 噓 2433 01:40:10,660 --> 01:40:12,250 我跟她們已經都分手了 2434 01:40:12,250 --> 01:40:14,120 我答應你 我跟你好好在一起 2435 01:40:15,120 --> 01:40:16,120 真不是你 2436 01:40:16,120 --> 01:40:17,120 是我 是因為我 2437 01:40:17,120 --> 01:40:17,750 我們的事 2438 01:40:17,750 --> 01:40:19,250 不不不 已經不光是你們倆的事情了 2439 01:40:19,250 --> 01:40:19,950 應該是我們三個人 2440 01:40:19,950 --> 01:40:20,620 說啥呢 2441 01:40:20,620 --> 01:40:21,200 - 聽不懂 - 真的是這樣 2442 01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:22,330 走走走 2443 01:40:22,330 --> 01:40:23,040 等一下 2444 01:40:29,620 --> 01:40:30,580 慢點 2445 01:40:35,330 --> 01:40:36,250 對不起 2446 01:40:36,950 --> 01:40:38,000 我騙了你 2447 01:40:39,750 --> 01:40:41,450 我沒有家庭也沒有小孩 2448 01:40:42,250 --> 01:40:43,450 她是我好朋友 2449 01:40:43,870 --> 01:40:45,080 我們不是一對 2450 01:40:47,790 --> 01:40:49,290 那你自殺還是為了我 2451 01:40:50,790 --> 01:40:52,120 我真沒有 2452 01:40:52,200 --> 01:40:53,200 不管怎麼樣 2453 01:40:53,620 --> 01:40:55,040 我們現在更沒有障礙了 2454 01:40:57,080 --> 01:40:57,910 不是 2455 01:40:58,580 --> 01:41:00,870 你不生氣嗎 我騙你 2456 01:41:00,870 --> 01:41:02,450 我知道你為什麼騙我 2457 01:41:02,700 --> 01:41:04,000 你就是太愛我了 2458 01:41:05,500 --> 01:41:07,000 那我為什麼呢 2459 01:41:09,910 --> 01:41:10,950 別問為什麼 2460 01:41:12,040 --> 01:41:13,080 愛我便是 2461 01:41:19,120 --> 01:41:20,290 我做不到了 2462 01:41:20,660 --> 01:41:21,790 對不起 2463 01:41:27,500 --> 01:41:28,450 上車 2464 01:41:34,830 --> 01:41:36,450 我真的對你很失望 2465 01:41:39,080 --> 01:41:40,250 上一個跟我說這話的人 2466 01:41:40,250 --> 01:41:41,750 我已經拉黑五年了 2467 01:41:44,330 --> 01:41:46,080 還好沒加您微信 2468 01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:47,000 你想幹什麼 2469 01:41:47,580 --> 01:41:49,950 你怎麼這麼不爭氣啊 2470 01:41:49,950 --> 01:41:51,620 你這樣讓我怎麼放心 2471 01:42:28,370 --> 01:42:30,200 你還說你看過她所有的報道 2472 01:42:30,370 --> 01:42:31,700 我就知道你撤謊 2473 01:42:32,370 --> 01:42:33,450 我都拉黑她了 2474 01:42:34,080 --> 01:42:35,080 所以不知道 2475 01:42:36,620 --> 01:42:37,450 對不起 2476 01:42:37,830 --> 01:42:39,080 跟她說 2477 01:42:39,370 --> 01:42:40,250 我掉頭了 2478 01:42:40,250 --> 01:42:40,950 別 2479 01:42:40,950 --> 01:42:41,950 算了吧 2480 01:42:43,370 --> 01:42:44,830 她這些都沒跟我說 2481 01:42:45,750 --> 01:42:47,620 其實人家根本不需要我 2482 01:42:48,330 --> 01:42:49,870 我也別把自己太當回事 2483 01:42:56,910 --> 01:42:58,080 你不去找她了 2484 01:42:58,830 --> 01:42:59,790 不雄競了 2485 01:43:00,580 --> 01:43:01,950 雄競個屁 2486 01:43:02,620 --> 01:43:04,580 你看文章裏我還不如你呢 2487 01:43:05,330 --> 01:43:06,830 同樣是工具 2488 01:43:06,830 --> 01:43:08,620 我只有育兒屬性 2489 01:43:08,620 --> 01:43:09,620 我是育友 2490 01:43:16,120 --> 01:43:18,870 其實能做她的工具已經是莫大的榮幸了 2491 01:43:19,250 --> 01:43:20,620 你不要幻想她會對你認真 2492 01:43:20,620 --> 01:43:21,620 不可能的 2493 01:43:22,950 --> 01:43:24,620 因為我已經把她傷透了 2494 01:43:27,250 --> 01:43:28,410 憑我一己之力 2495 01:43:28,410 --> 01:43:30,290 讓她對所有男人都失望 2496 01:43:30,870 --> 01:43:32,700 讓她認清了男人的本質 2497 01:43:35,120 --> 01:43:36,500 治不好了 2498 01:43:36,500 --> 01:43:38,120 吃中藥都治不好 2499 01:43:38,120 --> 01:43:38,750 絕症 2500 01:43:40,450 --> 01:43:42,370 你這症狀也不輕啊 2501 01:44:14,950 --> 01:44:15,950 老師 2502 01:44:17,450 --> 01:44:18,370 我不想鼓掌了 2503 01:44:18,370 --> 01:44:20,250 也不想表演做觀眾了 2504 01:44:20,250 --> 01:44:21,700 我不是一個機器 2505 01:44:28,250 --> 01:44:29,540 我原諒你了 2506 01:44:30,040 --> 01:44:30,830 啥 2507 01:44:31,120 --> 01:44:32,950 反正我就是原諒你了 2508 01:44:32,950 --> 01:44:35,120 你有什麼想吃的可以告訴我 2509 01:44:35,120 --> 01:44:36,830 我媽讓我對你好一點 2510 01:44:36,830 --> 01:44:39,120 誰叫你攤上那麼一個不靠譜的媽 2511 01:44:39,700 --> 01:44:40,790 你很可憐 2512 01:44:41,080 --> 01:44:42,620 我覺得你很可笑 2513 01:44:43,830 --> 01:44:45,580 我還是選擇原諒你 2514 01:44:46,120 --> 01:44:47,370 這個送你 2515 01:44:48,250 --> 01:44:49,660 一些正能量 2516 01:44:50,250 --> 01:44:50,950 我會打鼓了 2517 01:44:50,950 --> 01:44:53,250 我馬上要去現場演出了 2518 01:44:53,250 --> 01:44:54,120 吹吧你就 2519 01:44:54,790 --> 01:44:55,500 給我 2520 01:45:11,450 --> 01:45:12,500 你早該這麼幹了 2521 01:45:12,500 --> 01:45:13,750 小孩 你沒錯 2522 01:45:14,040 --> 01:45:15,040 真不是我打的 2523 01:45:15,040 --> 01:45:16,660 他自己打的自己 2524 01:45:16,660 --> 01:45:17,660 打人可以 2525 01:45:17,660 --> 01:45:18,660 撒謊不可以 2526 01:45:20,330 --> 01:45:21,950 媽媽 我可憐嗎 2527 01:45:23,330 --> 01:45:24,950 你說什麼 2528 01:45:25,250 --> 01:45:26,870 我正直勇敢有閱讀量 2529 01:45:26,870 --> 01:45:28,370 我可憐什麼 2530 01:45:28,580 --> 01:45:29,950 對呀 你可憐什麼呀 2531 01:45:29,950 --> 01:45:30,870 你才不可憐 2532 01:45:30,870 --> 01:45:32,620 誰愛可憐誰可憐去 2533 01:46:08,330 --> 01:46:09,250 你知道嗎 2534 01:46:09,620 --> 01:46:11,830 我本來又寫了一篇文章回擊他們 2535 01:46:12,580 --> 01:46:14,620 他們罵我的我都會罵回去 2536 01:46:14,620 --> 01:46:16,370 我絕不認輸 我絕不反省 2537 01:46:18,200 --> 01:46:19,620 但是剛才我都刪了 2538 01:46:21,330 --> 01:46:22,450 你說得沒錯 2539 01:46:23,500 --> 01:46:25,040 我算什麼好媽媽 2540 01:46:25,870 --> 01:46:27,120 我做出了什麼事業 2541 01:46:27,120 --> 01:46:28,620 實現了什麼新聞理想 2542 01:46:28,620 --> 01:46:30,370 我在牛什麼呢我 2543 01:46:31,950 --> 01:46:33,750 我怎麼會那麼自信呢 2544 01:46:34,620 --> 01:46:36,620 覺得自己什麼都能做好 2545 01:46:36,620 --> 01:46:37,540 工作 掙錢 2546 01:46:37,540 --> 01:46:38,370 小孩 教育 2547 01:46:38,370 --> 01:46:39,580 還能順便上床 2548 01:46:40,410 --> 01:46:42,040 但其實我什麼都沒做好 2549 01:46:42,040 --> 01:46:43,620 什麼都能搞砸 2550 01:46:44,910 --> 01:46:47,160 可是為什麼要什麼都做好呢 2551 01:46:50,950 --> 01:46:52,700 我以為你會說 2552 01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:54,870 我已經做得很好了 2553 01:46:55,080 --> 01:46:56,950 我不能再誇你了 2554 01:46:56,950 --> 01:46:59,580 你們全家我都不能再誇了 2555 01:47:00,580 --> 01:47:02,000 你可別再好了 2556 01:47:03,120 --> 01:47:04,330 怎麼才能算好呢 2557 01:47:04,330 --> 01:47:05,700 裁判是誰啊 2558 01:47:06,620 --> 01:47:08,120 為什麼就不能搞砸 2559 01:47:08,370 --> 01:47:09,750 又能砸到哪兒去呢 2560 01:47:15,290 --> 01:47:16,910 因為我是一個女人 2561 01:47:17,040 --> 01:47:18,160 一個媽媽 2562 01:47:18,870 --> 01:47:19,830 我必須做好 2563 01:47:19,830 --> 01:47:21,580 可你也是一個人哪 2564 01:47:22,040 --> 01:47:23,160 你不是鐵做的 2565 01:47:23,160 --> 01:47:24,540 不是超人 2566 01:47:25,200 --> 01:47:26,790 那是人就是會 2567 01:47:26,790 --> 01:47:27,700 就是會做不好 2568 01:47:27,700 --> 01:47:29,080 會脆弱會無能 2569 01:47:29,080 --> 01:47:30,370 會需要幫助啊 2570 01:47:31,500 --> 01:47:33,410 這個游戲的規則不是這樣的 2571 01:47:33,410 --> 01:47:35,750 那我們不要玩他們的游戲了 2572 01:47:38,870 --> 01:47:40,000 你也許可以 2573 01:47:40,500 --> 01:47:41,370 但我不行 2574 01:47:41,370 --> 01:47:42,620 你也可以 2575 01:47:43,120 --> 01:47:44,500 我會陪你的 2576 01:47:45,700 --> 01:47:47,790 而且小孩一點也不可憐 2577 01:47:47,950 --> 01:47:50,290 她是全上海最幸福的小孩 2578 01:47:50,620 --> 01:47:52,120 跟你比可能是的 2579 01:47:58,290 --> 01:47:59,160 對不起 2580 01:48:01,950 --> 01:48:03,500 我也沒有照顧好你 2581 01:48:10,830 --> 01:48:12,370 你是一個好媽媽 2582 01:48:12,830 --> 01:48:14,330 但你不是我媽 2583 01:48:14,870 --> 01:48:16,330 你沒法給所有人當媽 2584 01:48:16,330 --> 01:48:17,870 沒法照顧所有人 2585 01:48:18,830 --> 01:48:20,330 你不用這麼跟我說 2586 01:48:21,830 --> 01:48:23,830 總要有人跟你說聲對不起 2587 01:48:50,410 --> 01:48:51,540 小葉 2588 01:48:53,950 --> 01:48:55,120 小葉 2589 01:48:55,450 --> 01:48:56,870 我交了一個新朋友 2590 01:48:56,870 --> 01:48:57,750 瑪雅 2591 01:48:57,750 --> 01:48:59,870 到時候她會來看我的演出 2592 01:48:59,870 --> 01:49:00,620 是嗎 2593 01:49:00,620 --> 01:49:01,870 怎麼交到的 2594 01:49:02,250 --> 01:49:04,370 我就問她有沒有見過自殺的人 2595 01:49:04,370 --> 01:49:05,250 她說沒有 2596 01:49:05,250 --> 01:49:06,500 但她也想看看 2597 01:49:06,500 --> 01:49:07,500 你好小葉 2598 01:49:07,750 --> 01:49:09,000 你好瑪雅 2599 01:49:09,950 --> 01:49:11,580 別人自殺都割手腕 2600 01:49:11,580 --> 01:49:13,200 你咋割腳腕啊 2601 01:49:15,700 --> 01:49:17,660 因為我不想死 2602 01:49:22,160 --> 01:49:23,160 對不起啊 2603 01:49:23,160 --> 01:49:24,660 又沒給你做好榜樣 2604 01:49:25,500 --> 01:49:27,500 沒關係 我覺得長大像你一樣 2605 01:49:27,500 --> 01:49:29,370 也沒有什麼不好的 2606 01:49:29,370 --> 01:49:30,500 但如果你死了 2607 01:49:30,500 --> 01:49:32,500 就看不到我們長大了 2608 01:49:34,370 --> 01:49:35,750 我會好好活著 2609 01:49:35,870 --> 01:49:37,000 等你們長大 2610 01:49:37,120 --> 01:49:38,370 建立一個新的游戲 2611 01:49:56,500 --> 01:49:57,250 其實 2612 01:49:57,250 --> 01:49:58,870 做個工具也挺好的 2613 01:49:59,950 --> 01:50:00,870 因為 2614 01:50:01,870 --> 01:50:02,950 就算我是工具 2615 01:50:02,950 --> 01:50:06,000 也是佔盡紅利的工具 2616 01:50:06,370 --> 01:50:07,500 別物化自己 2617 01:50:07,870 --> 01:50:09,120 沒把你當工具 2618 01:50:11,750 --> 01:50:13,870 那 課間十分鐘也不錯 2619 01:50:15,620 --> 01:50:17,120 咱倆還能有四十五分鐘 2620 01:50:17,120 --> 01:50:18,870 去幹自己更重要的事 2621 01:50:20,250 --> 01:50:21,500 明天看電影嗎 2622 01:50:22,750 --> 01:50:23,370 看 2623 01:50:24,250 --> 01:50:25,870 我 我來買票 2624 01:50:25,870 --> 01:50:27,080 來我家看 2625 01:50:30,750 --> 01:50:31,870 所以 2626 01:50:31,870 --> 01:50:34,450 我們是在家看電影的關係 2627 01:50:35,540 --> 01:50:38,120 還是廁所一塊吃東西的關係 2628 01:50:48,160 --> 01:50:49,080 他們最後一首了 2629 01:50:49,080 --> 01:50:50,080 咱們趕緊準備啊 2630 01:50:50,080 --> 01:50:51,290 - 上台了 - 別催 2631 01:50:51,290 --> 01:50:52,580 孩子第一次上台 2632 01:50:52,580 --> 01:50:53,750 不得醞釀一下 2633 01:50:53,950 --> 01:50:54,620 你該上台了 2634 01:50:54,620 --> 01:50:55,700 所有人都在等你 2635 01:50:55,700 --> 01:50:57,080 你不可以這樣的 2636 01:50:57,500 --> 01:50:58,410 你先出來 2637 01:50:59,200 --> 01:50:59,700 你趕緊出來 2638 01:50:59,700 --> 01:51:00,870 別給孩子那麼大壓力 2639 01:51:00,870 --> 01:51:03,120 小馬 不行一會兒還是你上得了 2640 01:51:04,080 --> 01:51:04,870 要不這樣吧 2641 01:51:04,870 --> 01:51:06,580 我去隔壁跟靴腿他們說一下 2642 01:51:06,580 --> 01:51:07,500 跟咱換個位置 2643 01:51:07,500 --> 01:51:09,160 咱們再給小孩一點時間 2644 01:51:09,290 --> 01:51:09,950 行 2645 01:51:17,580 --> 01:51:18,700 小孩 2646 01:51:18,910 --> 01:51:20,160 出來吧 2647 01:51:20,160 --> 01:51:21,040 你看他們都走了 2648 01:51:21,040 --> 01:51:21,910 沒事的 2649 01:51:22,870 --> 01:51:24,500 你有什麼出來說 好不好 2650 01:51:24,950 --> 01:51:26,700 出來吧 2651 01:51:29,750 --> 01:51:30,750 對呀 2652 01:51:30,950 --> 01:51:32,000 怎麼了 2653 01:51:32,370 --> 01:51:33,000 害怕 2654 01:51:33,830 --> 01:51:34,750 害怕上台 2655 01:51:39,120 --> 01:51:40,700 害怕大家說你打得不好 2656 01:51:43,370 --> 01:51:44,330 不會的 2657 01:51:44,580 --> 01:51:46,450 首先你已經打得很好了 2658 01:51:46,450 --> 01:51:47,580 而且就算你打錯了 2659 01:51:47,580 --> 01:51:48,700 大家也聽不出來 2660 01:51:48,700 --> 01:51:49,620 他們沒那麼懂 2661 01:51:49,700 --> 01:51:50,450 就是 2662 01:51:51,830 --> 01:51:54,620 你已經是個那麼好的媽媽了 2663 01:51:55,750 --> 01:51:57,580 他們還會罵你 2664 01:51:58,200 --> 01:52:00,200 他們也不懂怎麼當媽 2665 01:52:01,200 --> 01:52:02,830 也可以罵你 2666 01:52:03,450 --> 01:52:04,450 為什麼 2667 01:52:08,620 --> 01:52:09,330 對不起 2668 01:52:09,870 --> 01:52:11,580 我不應該讓你知道這些 2669 01:52:15,250 --> 01:52:16,580 但只要你不寫 2670 01:52:16,580 --> 01:52:18,200 你就不會被罵 2671 01:52:20,160 --> 01:52:22,830 所以你覺得 你不上台就不會被罵 2672 01:52:24,950 --> 01:52:25,870 如果我們不上台 2673 01:52:25,870 --> 01:52:27,700 不發表 不暴露自己 2674 01:52:27,700 --> 01:52:29,200 別人是不會注意我們 2675 01:52:29,750 --> 01:52:31,330 但是我們活在社會裏 2676 01:52:31,580 --> 01:52:32,450 還要活那麼久 2677 01:52:32,450 --> 01:52:33,750 一定會暴露的 2678 01:52:33,750 --> 01:52:35,080 早點或者晚點 2679 01:52:36,580 --> 01:52:37,450 就像你的作文 2680 01:52:37,450 --> 01:52:38,750 總會有好評 2681 01:52:38,750 --> 01:52:40,370 但也一定會有差評的 2682 01:52:40,950 --> 01:52:41,950 你不能因為害怕差評 2683 01:52:41,950 --> 01:52:43,500 就永遠不寫作文了 2684 01:52:43,500 --> 01:52:44,450 你看 2685 01:52:44,450 --> 01:52:46,120 我就不會被差評打倒啊 2686 01:52:47,620 --> 01:52:49,370 我沒有你堅強 2687 01:52:49,370 --> 01:52:51,080 你是鐵做的女人 2688 01:52:52,080 --> 01:52:54,250 我每次上台前也都怕得要死 2689 01:52:54,580 --> 01:52:55,580 我怕我跑調 2690 01:52:55,580 --> 01:52:56,950 怕觀眾討厭我 2691 01:52:57,200 --> 01:52:59,250 其實沒有那麼多人在意我們的 2692 01:52:59,250 --> 01:53:01,330 我們只在乎那些在乎我們的人就好了 2693 01:53:01,450 --> 01:53:02,950 就像她是你一個人的媽 2694 01:53:02,950 --> 01:53:04,450 你說她好就夠了 2695 01:53:05,120 --> 01:53:06,750 她是我一個人的媽 2696 01:53:06,750 --> 01:53:08,830 但我是所有人的鼓手 2697 01:53:09,160 --> 01:53:10,500 那咱也沒那麼牛 2698 01:53:12,330 --> 01:53:13,950 如果你沒有準備好 2699 01:53:13,950 --> 01:53:14,950 你可以不上台的 2700 01:53:14,950 --> 01:53:15,830 沒關係 2701 01:53:15,950 --> 01:53:17,370 沒有人會怪你的 2702 01:53:17,950 --> 01:53:19,580 你可以晚一點再面對 2703 01:53:19,580 --> 01:53:20,250 好嗎 2704 01:53:24,370 --> 01:53:25,450 來吧 寶貝 2705 01:53:27,330 --> 01:53:28,450 行 沒事 2706 01:53:28,450 --> 01:53:29,450 不上就不上啊 2707 01:53:29,450 --> 01:53:30,700 小馬上就行 2708 01:53:31,120 --> 01:53:32,080 沒事的啊 2709 01:53:32,750 --> 01:53:33,580 你知道嗎 2710 01:53:33,700 --> 01:53:35,950 霉霉十歲第一次上台的時候也這樣 2711 01:53:35,950 --> 01:53:37,250 那歌詞全忘了 2712 01:53:37,250 --> 01:53:38,580 就傻站在那兒 2713 01:53:38,580 --> 01:53:40,080 直接給觀眾噓下台了 2714 01:53:40,080 --> 01:53:41,080 - 真的啊 - 真的啊 2715 01:53:41,450 --> 01:53:42,830 那霉霉也有這種經歷啊 2716 01:53:43,410 --> 01:53:45,790 他們怎麼能這麼對待霉霉 2717 01:53:46,120 --> 01:53:47,500 美國人素質不行的啊 2718 01:53:47,620 --> 01:53:48,910 但是我向你保証 2719 01:53:48,910 --> 01:53:50,120 一般只會噓主唱 2720 01:53:50,160 --> 01:53:51,250 不會噓鼓手 2721 01:54:04,040 --> 01:54:04,790 你編的吧 2722 01:54:05,500 --> 01:54:06,450 沒有啊 2723 01:54:06,450 --> 01:54:07,830 紐約時報上說的 2724 01:55:08,870 --> 01:55:11,450 接下來請副校長為我們講話 2725 01:55:14,540 --> 01:55:17,160 有請我們的特邀鼓手王茉莉 2726 01:58:10,330 --> 01:58:12,120 我最喜歡的是 2727 01:58:12,370 --> 01:58:13,950 本來我以為我最喜歡的 2728 01:58:13,950 --> 01:58:15,120 是打鼓 2729 01:58:15,580 --> 01:58:17,620 但我在一個很大的舞台上 2730 01:58:17,620 --> 01:58:19,620 成功演出之後 2731 01:58:19,620 --> 01:58:22,500 我發現我沒有想象中的快樂 2732 01:58:22,500 --> 01:58:24,580 我只是順利完成了 2733 01:58:24,580 --> 01:58:26,080 我不能說謊 2734 01:58:26,080 --> 01:58:28,500 我還是喜歡做音樂的觀眾 2735 01:58:28,500 --> 01:58:31,250 我馬上要出國看我最喜歡的歌手 2736 01:58:31,250 --> 01:58:33,370 泰勒斯威夫特的演出了 2737 01:58:34,120 --> 01:58:36,120 也是目前最喜歡的 2738 01:58:36,370 --> 01:58:37,750 以後不好說 2739 01:58:37,950 --> 01:58:40,080 我媽說試過就好 2740 01:58:40,080 --> 01:58:41,830 因為我的一生還長 2741 01:58:41,950 --> 01:58:43,750 還有很多幻想 2742 01:58:44,120 --> 01:58:47,000 沒必要現在就定下來最喜歡的事 2743 01:58:47,620 --> 01:58:49,370 我也喜歡畫畫 2744 01:58:49,370 --> 01:58:50,370 打拳 2745 01:58:50,950 --> 01:58:53,500 但如果非要說最喜歡的 2746 01:58:53,870 --> 01:58:55,870 目前應該是寫作 2747 01:58:55,870 --> 01:58:58,580 我想是因為媽媽的遺傳吧 2748 01:59:53,950 --> 01:59:55,950 為啥要寫《我不再幻想》 2749 01:59:55,950 --> 01:59:58,250 我就是想寫一個悲觀的作文 2750 01:59:58,870 --> 02:00:01,120 那以後能多寫點樂觀的嗎 2751 02:00:02,620 --> 02:00:05,500 正是因為我們足夠樂觀和自信 2752 02:00:05,500 --> 02:00:07,250 才可以直面悲劇 2753 02:00:07,870 --> 02:00:09,620 從哪兒學的呀 2754 02:00:09,620 --> 02:00:11,330 你報道裏說的 2755 02:00:11,830 --> 02:00:12,870 我咋不記得 2756 02:00:13,290 --> 02:00:15,540 我出生那年你寫的新聞 2757 02:00:38,540 --> 02:00:39,410 好酸 2758 02:00:40,620 --> 02:00:41,950 你別吃了 我吃167583

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