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NEWS REPORTER 1: ...to be in the thousands.

This doesn't take into account the after effects

This doesn't take into account the after effects

which can result through radioactive fallout.

You can only imagine what that must look like on the ground.

You can only imagine what that must look like on the ground.

NEWS REPORTER 2: This is Dallas, Texas. And Phoenix.

If you're within eight miles of... (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

If you're within eight miles of... (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

you're advised to seek shelter immediately.

LUKE: (ON VIDEO) It was only gonna be me.

LUKE: (ON VIDEO) I can't do it alone.

LUKE: (ON VIDEO) I can't do it alone.

So, I let him in.

Now, it's a regular party in here.

Now, it's a regular party in here.

I feel the need to record this log for the sake of posterity.

I feel the need to record this log for the sake of posterity.

I mean, if that word still has any meaning anymore.

I've made some mistakes.

I've made some mistakes.

Or we've made some mistakes.

We've gone about some things the wrong way.

But it's very important to me that people in the future--

But it's very important to me that people in the future--

And, God, I hope you're out there.

That people in the future understand what happened here.

That-- that-- that you understand,

if we don't make it,

how hard we tried.

And-- and-- and to that end, to that end, I wanna--

I wanna ensure the veracity of this log by making two things

I wanna ensure the veracity of this log by making two things

crystal clear, okay?

First-- first, everything I say to you will be true.

First-- first, everything I say to you will be true.

Everything I say to you will be true, as honest as I am able.

I mean, after all, this log might just be for me.

So, like, why-- why would I lie to myself?

And-- and two, to preserve this integrity,

And-- and two, to preserve this integrity,

I will be the only one recording entries here.

Now, I hope that doesn't make it sound like I don't,

you know, trust my-- them.

That's not it. Nah.

It's just I'm the only one.

It's just I'm the only one.

I'm the only one who understands how all this works.

Let me-- let me explain.

Come with me.

Right now, we are 30-feet below the Arizona desert.

Right now, we are 30-feet below the Arizona desert.

I would have actually liked to gone deeper, but the--

the tubing in the air filtration system limited me.

the tubing in the air filtration system limited me.

I also didn't really know how much time

I was gonna have to build this sucker.

This isn't just the foyer, but it's also our comms room.

This isn't just the foyer, but it's also our comms room.

That being said, the, uh,

communications are not working at the moment.

But my clock is. I think.

But my clock is. I think.

It's hard to tell without windows down here

if this thing's actually right, but, uh, it doesn't matter.

if this thing's actually right, but, uh, it doesn't matter.

Whatever time the clock says, that's what time it is.

If it's wrong, it's still right.

The AM/PM thing did bother me though

so I built this little guy.

And every time the hour hand gets to seven,

this guy goes down,

and I got this little moon that kinda

prairie dogs its way up.

It's pretty cool.

No daylight savings time here in my place.

Uh, fuck that.

I wanted to wire the whole place actually

with these color-changin' LEDs.

with these color-changin' LEDs.

But, uh, there's only so much you can learn online

before it starts to eat into your social life.

Or in my case, my bunker life.

And besides, you know,

there's probably no sun on the surface anyway,

what with all the dust,

and the smoke, and the,

you know, you-- you get the picture.

you know, you-- you get the picture.

Fortunately, the air filtration system keeps all that shit out,

as well as the rads.

Radiation.

Yeah. That's important.

And then the air circulation.

The air circulation-- what?

Come on.

Come on.

The air circulation keeps the air fresh.

The air circulation keeps the air fresh.

Which is very nice.

This guy came from an old nuclear sub.

It's a pain in the ass to open, but then again it was

only supposed to be opened once.

And, uh, not for a very long time.

And, uh, not for a very long time.

Assumin' the payload was cobalt-coated,

that's a 14-month half-life.

that's a 14-month half-life.

That's six years to surface safety.

It's rough.

It's rough.

Vince and I were-- are best friends.

VINCENT: Fuck off.

Wanna come say hi?

VICENT: To whom?

Just proof of life would be nice.

Just proof of life would be nice.

VINCENT: No.

Vincent's moods are kinda like the weather.

Vincent's moods are kinda like the weather.

Or at least the weather how it used to be.

And I'm a shitty meteorologist.

I-- I-- I think he feels guilty

I-- I-- I think he feels guilty

for the state of affairs down here, you know?

See Vince and I are the only two with bedrooms,

because Vince and I were the only two

that were supposed to be here.

Or actually it was-- it was supposed to be just me.

Or actually it was-- it was supposed to be just me.

That could have been my game room.

But I figured I couldn't do it alone.

Which is a good thought.

Which is a good thought.

It was a good thought.

Still, Vince isn't nearly as social as I'd hoped.

Come on, Vince!

-VINCENT: Fuck off. -See?

But now he's not my only option.

See, the fuckers attacked on July 4th and Vince,

bein' a nice guy that he was,

bein' a nice guy that he was,

brought his barbecue buddies with him.

They're his friends, not mine.

They're his friends, not mine.

Still, there's somethin'.

This was the livin' room.

This was the livin' room.

Now it's more like a hostel. Come on.

Ah! See what I mean?

Ah! See what I mean?

-You okay, Luke? -Yeah! Of course.

Who were you talking to?

Upstairs.

No one.

-Not Vince? -Nah.

Just makin' sure everything's in order.

Posterity.

EDWARD: Whatever works, man.

these blasts may be hazardous to your health...

LUKE: It's not healthy listenin' to

that recording over and over again.

It's healthier than obsessing over the color of walls.

LUKE: I painted the walls chartreuse because I thought

yellow was associated with happiness.

EDWARD: Causes anxiety.

LUKE: That's what Vince said.

After the fact, of course.

I guess pink was shown to be more soothing.

-I like pink. -Of course you do.

I thought about brown.

EDWARD: No. Too much like dirt.

Now, originally I packed enough food to last us

until even after the resurface.

until even after the resurface.

You know, in case, like, towns were totally gone.

Thank God.

Thank God.

Still, we've had to ration. Mm-hmm.

Which is why I look like a nuclear holocaust victim.

Yeah, I don't know.

There's a joke in there somewhere.

I just haven't found it yet.

I just haven't found it yet.

Meanwhile, that guy's burning unnecessary calories.

EDWARD: I can hear you.

You know, it's important to keep a healthy body, stay in shape.

You know, it's important to keep a healthy body, stay in shape.

Healthy body, healthy mind.

SUSAN: Not to mention your emotions.

SUSAN: Not to mention your emotions.

A perfect married couple, those two. It's disgusting.

Modest kitchen. Nothin' that could burn.

Modest kitchen. Nothin' that could burn.

Trash chute.

Oh, and, uh, I'm very proud of this.

I became a YouTube plumber.

Now, I had to put the bathroom next to the kitchen

in order to minimize piping.

I, uh, uh--

We're-- we're-- we're actually underneath my bedroom right now,

so I could have built myself a private bathroom.

Maybe I should have.

All the water in here is recycled, you see.

All the water in here is recycled, you see.

It's necessary, but it's still kinda gross.

In a lot of ways.

What the fuck?

NEWS REPORTER 2 (ON DEVICE): If you're within 80 miles of... (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

you're advised to seek shelter immediately.

Ian!

He's in the bathroom.

Yeah, I know. I heard him.

Oh, I hope you enjoyed your tour.

What the fuck?

What the f--

Oh, motherfucker!

-That's it! -VINCENT: Stop.

-That's it! -VINCENT: Stop.

Did you do this?

You know I didn't.

It's that disgusting motherfucker Ian.

It's that disgusting motherfucker Ian.

-He wants to kill me. -Mm-mm.

That would be suicide. He's not an idiot.

Yeah, but is this okay?

I mean, you really think this is okay?

I should let insubordination like this just go?

I should let insubordination like this just go?

You gotta keep it together, all right?

And we both know that shit is not gonna help.

Oh, f--

You gotta get your shit together.

Be the decision maker for the group.

Be the decision maker for the group.

Figure out how to survive this thing.

They don't listen to me.

They don't listen to me.

This place is yours.

This place is yours.

You rule.

You run it.

I can't control them.

You just need to control yourself.

Yeah, this place is mine.

This place is yours.

This place is mine.

This place is mine.

Help me up?

Get up yourself.

■DOOR OPENS. CLOSES)

Did you touch my bed?

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Did you try to get into my weapons locker?

Did you try to get into my weapons locker?

Why would I do that?

I wouldn't need whatever's in there.

I used to be able to control this place.

The design, the mechanics, the fuckin' chartreuse.

But you let in other people and whoopsies,

there goes control!

Still, Vincent's right. He's right.

He's a bastard, but he's right.

I just need to stick to the routine.

Because if I-- I-- I--

Because if I-- I-- I--

I can keep this place in order,

I can keep this place in order,

then maybe they will stay in order, too.

then maybe they will stay in order, too.

Huh?

Control myself.

Establish order.

Well, I scheduled a meeting tomorrow for all the

tenants of Chez Storage.

It's risky, I know.

But I've got a little advantage.

But I've got a little advantage.

Vincent, you sly fuck!

Psst, anyone awake?

I wanna make something abundantly clear.

These are for protection.

These are for protection.

They're for protection.

Now, originally, they were for my protection from whatever

we might find on the surface,

95% of six years from now.

But ironically, now, they are for my own protection.

They are for my own protection from tomorrow's meeting

They are for my own protection from tomorrow's meeting

with my mutinous bunker mates

if things do not go according to plan.

Now, look, this one,

this one's great because it won't leave everyone deaf.

But...

...Ian is a big motherfucker.

A big motherfucker who doesn't need these, does he?

Well, we'll see about that.

Goodnight.

Vince?

IAN: No.

LUKE: One second!

What the fuck?

What the fuck is goin' on?

We wanna have a meeting.

Yeah, I know. I'm the one--

11:00?

Yeah, a rough night?

Or maybe your gay ass sunshine clock's off.

LUKE: It's my space. Okay?

It's my space. All right?

And, um, actually, this is,

or was, supposed to be all my space.

But plans change. And that's okay. Okay?

But my room-- my room, that is like goin' in there is like--

-Is something missing? -What's missing, Luke?

-Yeah, Luke, what's missing? -Nothing.

-Nothin' is missing. I just-- -IAN: Besides Vince, of course.

-Nothin' is missing. I just-- -IAN: Besides Vince, of course.

LUKE: Okay.

Oh, fuck this. You know what?

Look, I wanna talk about the fuckin' chain of command.

Were you in the weapons cabinet, Luke?

No. I-- how-- how would you--

Why would you think I did that?

Because the lock's off.

Because the lock's off.

The lock's off, Luke.

No, I...

No, I...

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

I'd be more comfortable if we took it all and

dumped it down the chute.

I agree.

I agree.

Keepin' it locked doesn't seem like a

sufficient precaution to stop yourself from--

Oh. Oh, I see. That's it.

Oh. Oh, I see. That's it.

That's it. That-- that's why Vincent--

That's why Vincent what?

Okay, just because he's your friend doesn't mean

you can use him to get at me, okay?

you can use him to get at me, okay?

-Fuck this. I've had enough. -SUSAN: Hey, hey, Don't! Don't!

Hey, hey, hey! Oh, no!

He's gotta fucking see reason.

-LUKE: Huh. -Right, Edward?

Yeah, yeah, yeah! No, no, no!

I-- I just didn't know that reason was your forte, big boy.

LUKE: No, no, no, no! Please!

Edward, please, share some of your sense with this fuckin'--

SUSAN: This isn't right. This isn't right.

SUSAN: This isn't right. This isn't right.

Ian, Ian, Ian! You're going too far. Okay?

Look, we can't break up like this.

You know that! We can't do this.

You know that! We can't do this.

You think I don't know what's goin' on?

I know what's going on!

Luke, you're fallin' apart.

Luke, you're fallin' apart.

Apart? He's already in fuckin' pieces.

Come on, he's stressed.

Come on, he's stressed.

LUKE: Stressed?

Did you just say stressed?

Of course I'm fuckin' stressed!

Of course I'm fuckin' stressed!

This whole thing's going down the shit hole,

and I am the only one, only one, who can fix this.

and I am the only one, only one, who can fix this.

I am the only one who knows how to run this place and-- and--

Vincent!

Vincent, please, just come down here!

Vincent, please, just come down here!

VINCENT: It's okay.

It's okay, buddy.

Oh, God, I-- I fucked this all up!

I did. I fucked it up.

And they're-- they're-- they're trying.

They're trying. I don't--

No, no.

They're-- they are trying--

to undermine me.

to undermine me.

Fuck this!

What the fuck!

I can't deldue myself.

This is clearly not gonna last, so many of us in one place.

This is clearly not gonna last, so many of us in one place.

I mean, no sane person

would ever put up with this kinda shit.

VINCENT: Do you want me to talk to them?

VINCENT: Do you want me to talk to them?

I guess a closed door doesn't mean dick here in my place.

Wow!

You finished them.

I'm not wasting time at the comms anymore.

I'm not wasting time at the comms anymore.

Mm.

Mm. Wasting time, right?

Mm. Wasting time, right?

So I did the rounds on all the secondhand stores in town

and just bought whatever toys they had.

and just bought whatever toys they had.

I figured it would give the mind something to play with,

more than anything...

I-- I should have bought board games,

but I didn't know it'd be more than just me here.

But, hey, maybe next apocalypse, I'll--

Do you mind?

Really?

No, I-- I-- I don't mind you wasting your time,

because you're never gonna hear anything!

Fuck, dude.

Fuck, dude.

Whenever I think I do hear something,

I can't be sure 'cause you're just chattering

I can't be sure 'cause you're just chattering

on and on and on and on to yourself.

And this machine is a piece of shit!

YouTube video on how to properly install the--

Maybe I shouldn't have built it in the first place.

That's the reason there's more than one person here is so that

we don't have to fuckin' make up imaginary people to stay sane.

we don't have to fuckin' make up imaginary people to stay sane.

I mean, that's the reason you're here, Vince.

Oh, that's why-- Oh, that's why I'm here.

Oh, that's why-- Oh, that's why I'm here.

LUKE: Look, I know this situation sucks.

But I just-- I just wish you would accept that-- that--

that-- we...

uh, we-- we are--

uh, we-- we are--

We are what?

Whatever.

What are you making?

This one is me.

The others...

The others...

Ian. Edward.

And this one will be Susan.

Uh, what about me?

Aw!

Oh, I'm sorry, buddy, but you are no doll.

You're this guy.

You're this guy.

You're right next to me.

You think they'll like 'em?

You think they'll like 'em?

Uh, Luke, can we, uh, talk about the lock in the supply room?

Uh, Luke, can we, uh, talk about the lock in the supply room?

Enjoy your static.

Yup. Wasting your time.

Yup. Wasting your time.

Where am I?

Where am I?

Where am I?

Go away.

Is that what you want?

I'm workin' on something.

I'm workin' on something.

Well, it looks to me like you're wasting your time.

Door!

Vince?

Vince?

Look, I'm sorry.

It's okay.

What were you doin' in Vince's room?

Just getting a hat.

You know, just felt right.

Right? Right.

Right? Right.

Wait, right for-- right for what?

What the fuck is this?

What the fuck is this?

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Somethin' happened to Edward?

Don't you fucking--

No! What-- I--

Hey, I didn't do anything.

It wasn't me. Okay?

What?

What?

Don't look at me.

Hey, look, whatever happened, I-- I, uh--

EDWARD: I know.

EDWARD: I know.

And now that everyone is here, Susan would you like to begin?

And now that everyone is here, Susan would you like to begin?

What?

SUSAN: He was a great man.

He was fair. He cared.

He's the kind of person we all should be.

He's the kind of person we all should be.

And now he's gone.

And now he's gone.

And I hope he's in a better place, because I--

I loved him.

I really did.

EDWARD: It's okay, hon. We all did.

EDWARD: It's okay, hon. We all did.

IAN: Uh, well, what can I say?

He was not the smartest man I ever knew, but, uh,

he was up there.

And he knew how to apply his smarts.

I guess what it all comes down to is we all

would not be here if it wasn't for him.

-Is this my funeral? -It can be.

-Is this my funeral? -It can be.

And I do mean everyone.

So, without him, um, this-- this will be...

...hard.

It won't be easy.

Goodbye, friend.

Ian.

Ian.

He was a badass, and what happened to him was fucked up.

Your turn.

He means you.

Okay.

Uh, okay.

Uh, nice guy, Luke,

was a benevolent leader.

was a benevolent leader.

But he was killed by under appreciation.

And he will be replaced by Luke Machiavelli,

who will choose survival over love.

You happy?

Huh?

What?

You don't wanna say anything for Vince?

You don't wanna say anything for Vince?

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

What the f--

-IAN: You. -Who-- no, you!

-IAN: You. -Who-- no, you!

-You. -No, no, no, no.

I-- I-- I-- I was-- what?

What? No. Vince? What? We argued.

I didn't--

What the fuck is this?

What are you doing?

What is this? Huh?

Vince? Vince!

Vince is gone, Luke.

He's gone.

Gone? He's not gone.

No, no, no. He's not gone.

You didn't want to. We know that.

But you have to come to terms with--

No, no, Vince isn't gone!

What the fuck have you done with him?

IAN: We didn't do shit.

IAN: We didn't do shit.

We never do shit.

We just play along.

But you--

I'm not gonna hit him.

You fucking killed hm.

No.

No.

No, I didn't. No, no.

You did.

Vince is-- Vince is...

Vince is-- Vince is...

Vince is in the kitchen.

Vince? Hey! Hey!

Vince? Hey! Hey!

Vince?

Vince? Hey, Vince!

This is not funny, okay? This--

Be rational!

SUSAN: This is just his way of coming to terms with--

-IAN: Bein' a faggot. -Vince?

Vince?

Vince?

What? Hey. Vince?

Vince. What the f--

Vince. What the f--

Hey, hey, hey.

Vince? No.

Vince? No.

Oh, no. He was here.

He was here!

He was here!

He was-- he was-- he was-- he was here.

You were-- you--

You were right here.

You were here. You were...

You were here. You were...

These are not lives.

These are not lives.

SUSAN (OS): I just feel like we should be there for him.

SUSAN (OS): I just feel like we should be there for him.

EDWARD: Right now, he needs to sort through this on his own.

LUKE: Well, posterity.

I haven't been entirely honest with you or myself,

so I guess I feel the need to clarify.

My good friend, Vincent Pantacrox,

My good friend, Vincent Pantacrox,

or he was my friend,

but-- because if he was still here,

he probably wouldn't consider us friends.

I mean, after all, he--

I didn't kill him.

VINCENT: Luke! Luke, come up here!

LUKE: Let me guess.

LUKE: Let me guess.

-You heard something. -Yes. Yes.

'Cause the only time you ever wanna talk is when the static

'Cause the only time you ever wanna talk is when the static

gets interrupted by slightly different static.

No. That's not true, Luke.

And I'm telling you, there were voices.

That's not possible.

VINCENT: I mean, right. Machine sucks. I know.

I'm not blaming you, but it's picking something up.

I'm not blaming you, but it's picking something up.

Oh, no, no. That's not possible,

because there are no people out there.

Cobalt casing means a half-life of 14 months, right?

What if you're wrong?

I mean, about the-- the time span or the scope of the attack.

I mean, about the-- the time span or the scope of the attack.

I'm just saying if we ran a antenna through

-the air filtration vent-- -No, no. No, no!

-Excuse me? -I said no.

The air filtration?

Oh, I've entertained this-- this-- this charade long enough.

I ca-- we've gotta disconnect the comms.

I can't have you imaginin' people

instead of focusing on what's here.

instead of focusing on what's here.

-What-- -VINCENT: Oh! This is--

This is rich coming from you.

You know what?

You know what?

I have just as much say as you do.

Fine. Okay. Let's take a vote.

Let's take a vote. Let's gather, all right?

Let's take a vote. Let's gather, all right?

Have you lost your fucking mind?

I-- I don't have to obey you!

We can make you obey.

VINCENT: Okay.

You've been in that locker?

I don't need whatever's in there.

Vincent, you and your imaginary--

This is where imaginary people come from?

Okay, then.

Um, it doesn't work anyway.

Okay. Fine!

Okay. Fine!

LUKE: No! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, Vincent!

Good.

Good.

Good.

Now we can focus on our survival.

Now we can focus on what's down here.

Okay?

I'll have Susan clean this up.

-I'm going. -Hey, hey! You can't!

Whoa! Hey, hey! You--

You call Ian.

You call Susan. Call Eddie.

Take a vote. Make me stay!

'Cause I can't do this anymore.

'Cause I can't do this anymore.

Vincent! Vincent!

You'll die.

We can-- we can make it.

we can have lives down here.

These are not lives.

LUKE: And so he left.

Rads probably got to him in under a day.

Rads probably got to him in under a day.

Cooked him.

He killed himself in pursuit of imaginary people on the surface.

He killed himself in pursuit of imaginary people on the surface.

And trust me, every single one of us took our turns

And trust me, every single one of us took our turns

on that fuckin' machine and never heard a thing.

Still, like the sailor in the fog...

Still, like the sailor in the fog...

Vincent was claimed by the sirens and the static.

Suicide.

Case closed.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck!

This Vincent thing is really disconcertin'.

I mean, I-- I-- I-- I get that it's my grief or whatever.

I just wish I could figure out what my grief had done

with my fucking guns.

Or my key.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

-Fuck! -

Hey, man. It's no use.

There's not much else to do.

How about your wife?

That's what I'd be doin' if I...

Is that a sex joke?

She's out of birth control.

She's out of birth control.

And we have three condoms. That's one every 20 months.

Stupid, right?

Yeah.

It's just like I neglected to bring any porn down here.

It's just like I neglected to bring any porn down here.

Sure.

Gotta make it myself.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

You know, we just can't risk bringing another life into this.

You know, we just can't risk bringing another life into this.

Right.

Hmm.

Would you mind coming downstairs?

Just wanna talk to you guys.

Just wanna talk to you guys.

As you wish.

I can admit that maybe I handled it not in the best way.

I can admit that maybe I handled it not in the best way.

But he was my friend for a long time,

and he was the only one I told about this place.

And frankly, I-- I-- I cared about him a lot.

I mean, I don't know how long you guys have known him for,

-but-- -SUSAN: Since college.

Really? Same.

So then you know what an amazing guy he was.

So then you know what an amazing guy he was.

I mean, he saved you.

Hell, he saved me, but now he's left us.

Hell, he saved me, but now he's left us.

He's left us and I'm havin' trouble.

Straightenin' out your shit.

Straightenin' out your shit.

I think we should focus on survival.

-I think that's the key. -No.

No, we're helping Luke right now, right?

Right?

He needs to accept how it happens.

He needs to accept his guilt.

Susan?

LUKE: Trust me. I feel horrible about it.

The reason that you feel guilty is because

when he decided to leave,

when he decided to leave,

he was making an active choice.

And you took that choice away.

And you took that choice away.

-You forced him out. -LUKE: I did not! I--

Fired him as he was turning in his resignation.

Guys, guys,

Guys, guys,

I realize that circumstances could have been better,

but you weren't there for most of it.

Nothing happens in here that we don't know about.

It's too small. It's too cozy.

You'd do well to remember that.

You'd do well to remember that.

I should just end it. I should. I-- I--

No. No, Luke, you shouldn't.

Luke, we need you, okay?

You keep this place running.

You keep this place running.

You know the routines.

You're the glue man.

LUKE: Yeah. Yeah, and I wa-- I wanna be a better leader, I do.

But I-- I don't know how I can if I'm all over the place.

Okay, maybe you should stop viewing it as leading.

We're all a part of a whole. Okay?

We can survive even without Vincent.

Now, let's talk about the locker.

Now, let's talk about the locker.

You sound just like him.

Well, he is a smart guy, right?

And he had your best interests at heart.

I lost the key.

SUSAN: Good!

It's better if that stuff is inaccessible.

IAN: Yeah. Well, I don't--

You need whatever's in there?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

I know.

Look, guys, I'm sorry, but again,

none of you were in my room last night, right?

none of you were in my room last night, right?

Ah, so that's what this is about?

You think that we took your key?

Maybe Vincent took it.

-SUSAN: Ian. -

What?

What?

Maybe he did.

-Oh! -Luke!

I'm kidding.

I know.

We all care about you, Luke.

LUKE: They don't think I know. Of course I know!

We don't work as a whole.

We don't work!

Not even your dogs like you now, Luke.

Not even your dogs like you now, Luke.

Get out!

Get out!

Ooh. Heard that before.

You left me!

Is that how it went?

Is that how it happened?

Is it?

Is it?

That's not what your pretend girlfriend thinks.

You lost your mind, Luke.

Playing with your dolls like a little school girl.

And I was tryin' to help you...

And I was tryin' to help you...

so you kicked me out.

-Fuck you! -Am I wrong?

-Fuck you! -Am I wrong?

Am I wrong, Luke?

Throw them in the trash.

Throw them in the trash.

Go ahead.

They care about me.

Do you even care about yourself?

She cares about me.

Of course I care about you.

Guess a closed door doesn't mean dick here in my--

It was open.

Maybe Vincent...

SUSAN: Maybe Vince what?

SUSAN: Are you still seeing him?

SUSAN: Are you still seeing him?

I-- I-- I-- I--

I, no-- I'm j-- I'm just, um,

I'm trying to keep it together.

SUSAN: That's good.

We can still function as a unit.

We can still function as a unit.

We can still survive.

Okay, okay.

It's just that Edward is so smart,

and Ian is so strong,

I see what you see in them.

But I-- I-- I--

SUSAN: If Edward is the brains, and Ian is...

SUSAN: If Edward is the brains, and Ian is...

Ian is a dick.

Sure.

Sure.

And you, you're--

The glue?

-The skin. -Oh, that's--

SUSAN: The skin that holds all of us together.

All of you together.

All of you together.

So I guess then you're-- you're the heart.

I guess so.

I just feel.

LUKE: I don't feel.

LUKE: I don't feel.

I don't feel.

I do. I do feel.

Uh, I hurt.

You can't beat yourself up over this.

You can't beat yourself up over this.

You can't.

Oh.

Oh, you feel incredible.

Oh, you feel incredible.

Oh, gosh, you know you think with the rations that

you would have lost weight,

you would have lost weight,

but I couldn't imagine anyone more incredible than you.

-Mmm. -You're kind.

-Mmm. -You're kind.

I am.

I need you.

I need you.

We all need each other, okay?

Edward doesn't need to know.

Luke, everyone knows everything that goes on here.

Oh, I know, I know, because we're a unit.

Oh, I know, I know, because we're a unit.

It's okay, it should be okay.

No, no. No!

You have three condoms.

You have three condoms.

That's for three of us.

Luke, Luke, no!

Stop it. Don't you care about me?

Stop it. Don't you care about me?

No. Yeah, of course I do!

LUKE: My ear!

I'm the skin!

You need me!

You need me!

Oh! Oh, God!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh.

Thank God you saw that.

Thank God you saw that.

Uh, she was manipulating me. She was using me.

She was practically sitting in my lap!

She was practically sitting in my lap!

This is what happens when you feel too much.

EDWARD: Hey, Luke, is everything all right in there?

EDWARD: Hey, Luke, is everything all right in there?

Luke?

Come on, we just wanna talk to you, Luke.

-Open the fucking door. -Fuck that!

-Open the fucking door. -Fuck that!

EDWARD: Open the goddamn door!

Fuck that!

IAN: Then I have to break this fucker through the door.

IAN: Then I have to break this fucker through the door.

You're not fucking getting in here!

Oh, no, you're not fuckin' gettin' in here!

That door's sturdy as shit!

That door's sturdy as shit!

I made sure of that!

Let 'em try and come in. This is my place!

So, let the siege begin.

Food's gonna be a problem.

Food's gonna be an issue.

I got...

Oh! I have mixed nuts.

Oh! I have mixed nuts.

I have mixed nuts.

EDWARD: Listen, Luke. (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

EDWARD: Listen, Luke. (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

Definitely not my fault.

VINCENT: Never is, is it?

You're not--

You're not--

Dear mutant desert people who find this video,

Dear mutant desert people who find this video,

hopefully by now you've realized on your own that

our friend Luke here

is an unreliable narrator,

is an unreliable narrator,

according to my friend Edward.

I prefer the term lying sack of shit...

but unreliable is definitely appropriate.

He's unreliable at everything!

He couldn't plan the thing right,

he couldn't make the comms work.

He couldn't even do a rape proper.

He couldn't even do a rape proper.

Hell, rewind this tape.

Microchip? Disk? Whatever.

Rewind it two minutes,

Rewind it two minutes,

and you'll see him goin' on, "I built that door!

Let the siege begin!"

Good call!

But he dug a fucking trash chute from his room to the kitchen!

But he dug a fucking trash chute from his room to the kitchen!

And there is not a hole I can't get in.

Right?

Right?

EDWARD: Luke?

EDWARD: Luke?

Merry Christmas.

Hon, probably best you stay back here.

Well done.

Well done.

You know you wanna kick him once.

Do it.

We still need him.

Like, hell we do.

Let's talk outside.

SUSAN: There's no excuse for what he did, I know that,

but he was upset.

I-- I don't feel like he was actually going to do anything.

I-- I don't feel like he was actually going to do anything.

Did he or did he not try to rape you?

He's not in his right mind.

Yeah, which is why we gotta fucking get rid of him.

But we still need what's left.

No.

No, damn you, get out of that.

That's just asking for trouble.

No, no, he-- we gotta get rid of him.

-We gotta fucking kill him. -No, no, no.

-We gotta fucking kill him. -No, no, no.

IAN: No, yes, we're gonna kill him, we'll chop him up,

and we'll put him down the chute.

EDWARD: No!

He understands how this place works better than any of us.

He understands how this place works better than any of us.

Well, if he has to stay alive, then, huh,

-we'll break his legs. -SUSAN: Ian, no!

-we'll break his legs. -SUSAN: Ian, no!

Not only do we need him alive,

but we need him willin' to help us, okay?

Like it or not, he's our life support system.

Some fucking life support system.

When he breaks out of this stuff--

He's not. Look, we'll watch him, okay?

You and I.

You and I.

We'll-- we'll-- we'll take shifts.

I can watch him, too.

No, hon, we got this.

Come on, I know some knots.

I bet you do.

What?

Get up.

EDWARD: Easy.

EDWARD: Easy.

Hey.

I need the chair.

EDWARD: Easy, easy.

Don't hurt him.

IAN: All right.

IAN: All right.

Stop laughin', man.

Stop!

Fuckin' stop.

So I do so good at not killing the motherfucker,

and now at the end of my shift,

he's gonna wake up and just won't stop fuckin' laughing!

Oh, my God, please stop!

Now I'm going to kill him myself.

I won't need these.

I won't need these.

Just stop, man, stop the fuckin' laughing.

See this one here.

See this one here.

The thing about this one is I'm a big motherfucker

and I will pistol-whip you a second time

and I will pistol-whip you a second time

if you don't stop fuckin' laughing!

Oh, oh, God!

How's the big dick now?

How's the big dick now?

What's that?

What's that?

LUKE: That-- that useless piece of meat

between those oversized legs.

between those oversized legs.

How is he?

Is he feelin' neglected?

Says the guy who neglected to bring any porn,

now you're all of a sudden concerned about my cock.

I am.

Listen.

I wanna tell you somethin'.

When Susan was...

Well, when, uh, you know,

when she was trying to, uh, fuck me...

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.

Hey, it's right there!

Go watch! It's right there all on video!

Come on, go watch, jack off, whatever!

When she was trying to fuck me,

When she was trying to fuck me,

she gave me this--

this, uh, little look.

this, uh, little look.

And I could swear she was thinkin' about you.

-You can have her. -Fuck you.

-You can have her. -Fuck you.

You can have her, man.

Edward's smart,

but what are brains gonna do to repopulate the world?

but what are brains gonna do to repopulate the world?

No, no, no. No, you stop this.

You stop that right now.

No. You don't want her?

No. You don't want her?

That's not your thing?

Wait, what, what? What?

Oh, my God.

-Oh, my God. -What?

-Oh, my God. -What?

-You want me, you just-- -Uh, yeah, man.

-Here, all tied up like this. -Okay, yeah.

-That's your thing, huh? -Yeah.

Did Vince know you're gay?

Vincent! Ian's gay!

Vincent! Ian's gay!

Oh, fuck.

Hey. Mm, mm, mm.

Hey. Mm, mm, mm.

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Well, I almost made it.

But didn't have to use these, huh?

IAN: Hey, Edward! I fucked up!

Hey.

Hey.

So, uh, he's still out.

I really thought Ian had killed him.

I really thought Ian had killed him.

But I don't know if this thing is time-stamped, but, uh,

it's been roughly 24 hours.

it's been roughly 24 hours.

So, hopefully he wakes up soon,

because this place is already fallin' apart.

I guess, uh,

YouTube electricians don't wire for longevity.

Unreliable narrator. Yeah, those are my words.

Unreliable narrator. Yeah, those are my words.

I've watched the log.

I've seen everything that he's said so far.

But there's one thing that I'd like to clear up.

The circumstances of Vincent's exile.

The circumstances of Vincent's exile.

LUKE: No! I can't have you imagining people instead of focusing!

VINCENT: Oh, this is rich coming from you, but--

But you know what?

I have such as much say as you do.

LUKE: Let's take a vote, then!

LUKE: Let's take a vote, then!

Let's take a vote!

Uh, have you lost your goddamn mind?

I don't have to obey you!

LUKE: We can make you obey!

Oh.

Oh, you've been in that locker of yours, haven't you?

Um, I-- listen, I-- I don't need--

I don't need whatever's in there.

I don't need whatever's in there.

I need you, okay? I need you!

We need each other!

VINCENT: So what we need to accept is

that we might have made a mistake.

Things might be better than we thought.

Things might be better than we thought.

That there might be people who-- who-- who

Fuck you!

-Oh. -Fuck you! You are the mistake!

-Oh. -Fuck you! You are the mistake!

You are the mistake, Vincent!

You wanna talk to me about imaginary people?

You wanna talk to me about imaginary people?

Well, fuck it!

Because we are all there is!

We?

Yes. We! We!

We understand that! Why can't you?

We understand that! Why can't you?

VINCENT: You know what? I'm getting my things and I'm going, okay?

Wait, you can't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Luke, you can't-- you can't stop me!

You can't!

No, no, you know what?

No, no, you know what? You what?

Get out! Get the fuck out!

Get out! Get the fuck out!

Because you don't belong here!

You don't belong here!

-VINCENT: Luke. -LUKE: I was wrong about you.

I was wrong about you, Vincent!

I was wrong!

If you had just behaved the way you were supposed to■

If you had just behaved the way you were supposed to■

He needs us.

LUKE: And it all would've been fine!

-Wait. -VINCENT: Don't blame me for it.

-Wait. -VINCENT: Don't blame me for it.

Don't blame me!

Do you really wanna stay here with your dolls and your art?

Get out!

And that's when we came in.

Get out of the way.

EDWARD: (ON VIDEO) CI guess we saw it coming Call along.

Could we have stopped him from leaving?

I doubt it.

Should we have? I don't know.

We loved him, but we had to stay.

We loved him, but we had to stay.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

-Luke had collected all the facts of the surface conditions.

It was the logical thing to do.

Except that now, he's completely snapped and I know

maybe a quarter of what I need to keep this boat afloat.

Perfect.

So much for past--

Of course you have your computer, of all things,

on backup power.

on backup power.

What's that?

Ed, the fucking gennie's down again!

Yeah, yeah, I know! Give me a minute!

How you doing, buddy?

It just...

It just...

It just hit me.

What?

Ian.

Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, he did.

Uh, apparently you questioned his sexuality.

Fuck him.

Fuck him.

It's stupid, but people don't like that.

They get angry at that sort of thing.

Luke, listen.

We really could use your help.

As you can see, we are having power issues.

As you can see, we are having power issues.

Tell me about it.

IAN: Yo, Ed, come on, it's backing up!

IAN: Yo, Ed, come on, it's backing up!

Smart guy.

Yeah, so, uh, can you help us maybe, you know,

Yeah, so, uh, can you help us maybe, you know,

run the place?

-No fuckin' point. -No point?

What do you mean there's no point?

There's a point. Survival is the point.

Survival?

Survive for what?

Survive for what?

I don't deserve survival.

We do.

We do.

We deserve to live.

Survive.

We put a lot of effort in--

I'll tell you what.

I'll tell you what.

I will help you under one condition.

-What's that? -Ian...

-What's that? -Ian...

-Yeah. -Must suck my cock.

So it's like that then?

Hmm.

I'm not...

I'm not what?

Flexible enough.

Uh, wait, Eddie.

Wait.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on.

Ugh. Oh, my God.

IAN: Six hours already?

No.

He'll be fine.

He'll be fine.

-I can watch him. -EDWARD: No.

I don't want you to have to see this shit.

He pissed himself.

He's still unconscious?

No. He made eye contact while doin' it.

Fuck.

I'm gonna go try and figure out this power situation.

NEWS REPORTER 2 (ON DEVICE): (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

NEWS REPORTER 1 (ON DEVICE): Fatalities are estimated

to be in the thousands.

This doesn't take into account the after effects

which can result through radioactive fallout.

On our website, you can see satellite imagery which

puts into perspective the scale of these blasts.

You can only imagine what that must look like on the ground.

IAN: Titty fuck!

IAN: Titty fuck!

Water's off.

EDWARD: Yeah. There's a pump.

I guess he was charging it daily or...

I guess he was charging it daily or...

I didn't even get to finish.

NEWS REPORTER 2 (ON DEVICE): (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

NEWS REPORTER 2 (ON DEVICE): (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

Oh, I say if he's not gonna pull his weight,

we get rid of the fucker.

SUSAN: Hey, he's the one who brought us down here.

SUSAN: Hey, he's the one who brought us down here.

And it's not like we did anything for the first,

what, 100 days?

It was a big mistake.

It was a big mistake.

We should have been way more active early on.

IAN: No shit, Sherlock.

Well, he's here now.

You know, he's eatin' food, he's breathin' air,

and he's definitely raising the stress level.

and he's definitely raising the stress level.

NEWS REPORTER 2 (ON DEVICE): (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

Oh. Like, j--

NEWS REPORTER 2 (ON DEVICE): from these blasts may be hazardous to health...

let's just-- just let him-- let him die.

EDWARD: We can't do it like that.

SUSAN: It is what he wants.

If he just rots away,

If he just rots away,

the circulation in here is already bad.

Susan, do you not have a problem with this?

I don't think it's right, but it is what he wants.

I don't think it's right, but it is what he wants.

He wants to die.

NEWS REPORTER 2 (ON DEVICE): There are reports of two more blasts...

How do you know that?

SUSAN: (ON VIDEO) My husband didn't want me coming in here.

He didn't want me to see this.

I'm not planning on telling him.

I guess he'll see these tapes, though.

It's okay. I-- I won't lie.

And he's smart.

He'll understand that I--

I needed to see for myself what we'd done to Luke.

I needed to see for myself what we'd done to Luke.

What he's done to himself.

It's hard to tell how long it's been with the clock broken.

It's hard to tell how long it's been with the clock broken.

The men have stopped taking shifts.

(ON VIDEO) It's a mess in here.

They tried taking him to the bathroom, but...

EDWARD: No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!

Wait, no!

(ON VIDEO) He stopped eating.

Still, Edward, says we should keep him alive.

Still, Edward, says we should keep him alive.

EDWARD: That's it, that's it.

He says it's the logical thing to do,

He says it's the logical thing to do,

but I--

I think it's the moral one, too.

I can find it within myself to forgive him for what he did to me.

I can find it within myself to forgive him for what he did to me.

LUKE: Forgiveness?

LUKE: Forgiveness?

I don't deserve forgiveness.

I don't deserve forgiveness.

Everybody does.

Do the people who blew up the world deserve forgiveness?

Do the people who blew up the world deserve forgiveness?

I don't know.

LUKE: Do they?

I don't deserve forgiveness.

Not for what I did.

Not for what I did.

Not for how I did it.

Not for what I am.

Vince was my...

Vincent would forgive you.

You're the heart, right?

The feelin', right?

Moral conscience?

Then stop standin' in my way.

Then stop standin' in my way.

The only one standing in the way--

Let it end.

Let it end!

Let it end!

Let it end!

Let it end!

Let it end!

EDWARD: I wish he hadn't.

He doesn't need to think about the existential--

IAN: So that settles it.

The only question now is how do we--

No, listen, listen.

I understand how most of this place works,

but I just can't keep it operational.

I've put my mind on it, but I just can't seem to...

I've put my mind on it, but I just can't seem to...

IAN: Fuck!

Give me one more chance.

Hmm?

Maybe he'll see reason.

Maybe he'll see reason.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Probably not.

Probably not.

EDWARD: Luke, can I ask you somethin'?

EDWARD: Luke, can I ask you somethin'?

Apparently.

EDWARD: See, you're not all going.

EDWARD: See, you're not all going.

Obviously not enough.

Why?

Sometimes... a vowel?

Sometimes... a vowel?

Why'd you do this?

Why did you build this?

Why did you seek shelter from the end of the world?

Seems self-explanatory.

Seems self-explanatory.

EDWARD: To survive.

Oh.

Why did you invite Vincent to come with you?

Why didn't you keep that a secret?

That was your plan, right?

Well, I just thought that he and I,

I thought we could survive together.

Ask Susan, she gets it.

EDWARD: So do you.

EDWARD: So do you.

To survive.

Why did you let us in, too?

Oh, lapse in sanity.

Luke.

Vincent made me--

EDWARD: That's not it.

EDWARD: That's not it.

-I think you wanted us here-- -V...

-EDWARD: To help you survive. -W, X...

And why stop?

Because there is no one else.

Unless I was wrong and this was all for nothing.

You're not wrong.

You're not wrong.

You're not wrong. You did the research.

You heard the broadcast.

I've played it enough times.

I've played it enough times.

Then even if I get out...

even if I go outside,

even if I go outside,

I will be the only one.

There will be no Vincent, no anyone.

There will be no Vincent, no anyone.

It will just be me.

And it will be my fault.

And it will be my fault.

We'll be there.

Oh, well.

Just get us there.

Just get us there.

Luke, can you fix the generator?

(ON VIDEO) Well, okay.

Okay. Yeah.

All right, listen. I'm gonna untie you, okay?

Can you-- can you stand?

Can you-- can you stand?

Uh, we'll see, right?

Yeah, right, just, uh...

Hey, who put that puke there?

All right?

All right, so here we go. Let's go. Get up

-Hey, thank you. -EDWARD: All right?

-Thank you. -EDWARD: Here we go. Here we go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

No, no, no!

No, no, no, no!

No, no!

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

-SUSAN: Oh, God, honey. -EDWARD: Oh, man.

Oh, God, honey.

-Oh, this... -Oh, my God!

Oh, sweetie.

LUKE: How did you fit in here?

IAN: Get down!

Oh, yeah. This is not good.

-It's not good. -IAN: You saw that, folks.

He just signed his death certificate.

LUKE: My what?

LUKE: My what?

Ian, don't.

Well, that settles it.

-EDWARD: No. -Yes.

-EDWARD: No. -Yes.

Let me fucking do it.

It seems Luke has made our decision for us.

IAN: Oh, Jesus, fuck!

Can we just cut off the air to his room?

Let him go easy?

It might help with the smell.

We can plug the trash chute.

Too risky.

Can't risk fuckin' up the circulation.

We're going to...

We're going to...

Going to...

Just get the fuck on with this.

Well, Susan.

You wanna give him what he thinks he deserves?

What he thinks he did to Vincent?

We're going to get rid of the crazy motherfucker.

EDWARD: Let's send him up to the surface.

And let the radiation have all the fun?

SUSAN: He's scared shitless.

And his offenses are:

not granting access to the special little locker.

SUSAN: What if he was wrong?

About any of it? About all of it?

About any of it? About all of it?

(ON VIDEO) Complete disconnect from reality.

Super annoying self-doubt.

Super annoying self-doubt.

Well, if he was wrong, he wins.

IAN: Well, how do we fuckin' know?

EDWARD: When this place can't hold up anymore,

EDWARD: When this place can't hold up anymore,

we'll follow him.

(ON VIDEO) Severe headbutting, and making a joke about me

sucking his cock,

sucking his cock,

which, Luke, I would, but you're not my type.

EDWARD: Are we all in agreement?

EDWARD: Are we all in agreement?

IAN: Yeah.

(ON VIDEO) So as punishment, we have decided to exile

(ON VIDEO) So as punishment, we have decided to exile

the motherfucker.

Let's go fucking do this.

Let's go fucking do this.

Send him out the same way he came in,

all by himself,

except for with Vincent of course.

except for with Vincent of course.

(ON VIDEO) What's wrong? No last words?

(ON VIDEO) What's wrong? No last words?

SUSAN: (ON VIDEO) You just gagged him.

No last words.

Let's go.

IAN: Move!

We have to let him talk.

EDWARD: Careful.

This is not what Vincent would have wanted us to become.

This is not what Vincent would have wanted us to become.

-Oh, Jesus Christ. -Ian!

No, no. I'm tired of this shit.

It's not like it fuckin' matters.

Just let him go on thinking that Vince--

LUKE: Thinking what?

I know he's dead.

I know. I killed him.

SUSAN: Who's dead, Luke?

What?

Vincent.

EDWARD: Vincent's never been here.

EDWARD: Not down here anyways. Mm-mm.

He never has.

SUSAN: He didn't wanna be with you.

He didn't feel the same way that you did.

That's why you didn't bring him.

Which is also why you called us, man.

Your old college buddies.

Yeah!

But you're fuckin' insane!

You're fuckin' insane, man.

You're fuckin' insane, man.

And if somebody disagrees with you, you just push,

and you push, and you push.

You've lost your mind.

You've lost your mind.

SUSAN: I'm sorry about us having to do this,

but you left us no choice.

but you left us no choice.

No.

No, he was here.

He was right-- he was right...

IAN: No, he wasn't.

IAN: No, he wasn't.

You're wrong.

LUKE: No, what-- what about his--

IAN: Let's go.

That was his room.

His room. His room. His...

His room. His room. His...

SUSAN: That's your game room, Luke.

-What? -SUSAN: To pass the time.

What?

No.

Why isn't it-- why isn't it the...

Why isn't it-- why isn't it the...

Conjugal suite?

No, your room! Your room.

No, your room! Your room.

'Cause everything is about you here.

No, I-- I know you know him.

I-- I-- I-- you--

You know him! I know you do!

EDWARD: I know of him.

Never talked to him, though.

None of us have.

You've talked about him.

Yeah, you've talked about him.

Every single one of you!

SUSAN: We hoped it might help you.

SUSAN: We hoped it might help you.

If we played along. We hoped--

We thought you might snap out of it.

The funeral. Huh?

What about the funeral?

SUSAN: We thought it might help you let him go, but...

Oh, no, it can't be-- it can't be fake.

It can't all be fake.

It can't be fake.

It can't be fake.

The-- the comms.

Yes, the comms. The comms.

What about the comms?

IAN: Yeah, you went postal on 'em, man.

SUSAN: You do that when you're angry.

This was all you, buddy.

EDWARD: Ian, a hand.

All about me.

You won't be able to open it.

It just hasn't been open in four months.

LUKE: Lies.

Lies!

-Don't hurt yourself! -EDWARD: No!

Oh, no! No!

Oh, my God! Baby.

Oh, no. No. No.

You don't understand where you'll be without me.

LUKE: It doesn't matter.

NEWS REPORTER 2: (ON DEVICE) (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

Hey.

NEWS REPORTER 2: (ON DEVICE) (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

We now have the confirmation that Los Angeles is going dark,

likely as a direct result of the deadly...

that has occurred at LA yet.

That unlike those--

LUKE: It's not healthy.

IAN: Oh, fuck.

Oh, no.

You're so fucking pathetic.

You're so fucking pathetic.

I do need these.

Posterity.

Boop.

This log was meant for clarity,

but don't worry if you're confused...

because I tell ya, so was I there.

Yeah.

Well, I got it all sorted now.

I considered going to the surface.

But I couldn't do it.

It took everything I had.

It took everything I had.

And I've gotten rid of them now.

Now I don't know what I'm saying.

I smashed up my dolls.

I do that sometimes when I'm angry.

I do that sometimes when I'm angry.

But getting rid of the others...

No, gettin' rid of the others wasn't like that.

No, gettin' rid of the others wasn't like that.

Cutting them up,

it felt like I was cutting myself up.

it felt like I was cutting myself up.

Throwin' a part of myself away.

I should have kept the bodies, though.

That would have helped with the chartreuse situation.

That would have helped with the chartreuse situation.

All those lies.

All those fucking lies.

But I figured it out.

You see, my fault.

Well, my solution.

That fucking yellow color.

Happiness. Bile.

Sickness.

That's me.

That's me.

Kicked my only friend out, um, Vince, I mean.

And he was real. He was.

And he was real. He was.

I'll fuckin' testify.

This is my testimony.

Vince was real, and I loved him, and I killed him.

And I loved him and-- and I killed him.

And I loved him and-- and I killed him.

So what now?

I lost my friend, my companion.

I lost my friend, my companion.

I lost my mind, my heart.

I lost my mind, my heart.

I lost my dick.

And all that's left is the skin.

And all that's left is the skin.

Jaundiced, pale yellow skin.

And there's my heart.

And my--

my locker.

my locker.

My solution.

You see, I...

I guess I do need these.

I guess I do need these.

It's cowardly, I know, but--

It's cowardly, I know, but--

At least I don't have to worry about deafening anyone.

At least I don't have to worry about deafening anyone.

Well...

Well...

I almost made it.

VINCENT: Luke! Can you hear me? Luke!

LUKE: Vincent?

Vincent?

(ON VIDEO) Did you hear that?

Don't answer that.

Tell me later.

There never was a Vincent.

There were only lies.

There were only lies.

Only lies.

Only us. Only us, and I-- I...

Only us. Only us, and I-- I...

Well, come along.

Luke?

OUTSIDER: You want us to come down?

OUTSIDER: You want us to come down?

No!

This'll be bad enough as it is.

OUTSIDER: What if he...

I told you he doesn't have any weapons.

I told you he doesn't have any weapons.

OUTSIDER: Sure thing.

Smells like death in there.

Yeah. Let's hope not.

Luke?

Luke.

It's me, Vincent.

Luke?

Luke?

VINCENT: Luke.

Luke.

NEWS REPORTER 2: (ON DEVICE) (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

NEWS REPORTER 2: (ON DEVICE) (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

We must remind you that though the fallout from these

blasts may be hazardous to your health,

there's no need to panic. Instead--

there's no need to panic. Instead--

VINCENT: Jesus.

Luke?

Luke.

LUKE: (ON VIDEO) (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

LUKE: (ON VIDEO) (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

Luke, I'm gonna open the door, all right?

It's me, Vincent.

LUKE: (ON VIDEO) And Ian is strong.

I see what you see in them.

What you need them for.

What you need them for.

Luke?

LUKE: (ON VIDEO) And what-- what about you?

I guess you're the heart.

LUKE: (ON VIDEO) I don't-- I don't feel.

I don't feel.

I don't feel.

I do.

I do feel. I feel.

I do feel. I feel.

I hurt.

I told you to wait outside.

Yeah, we heard voices, yelling.

Yeah, we heard voices, yelling.

You also said this guy wasn't dangerous.

What's he doin'?

(ON VIDEO) I mean, she was, like, using me.

Is there a woman?

LUKE: (ON VIDEO) Definitely not my fault.

You're not--

Fuck.

LUKE: (ON VIDEO) Dear mutant desert people who find this video,

hopefully by now,

hopefully by now,

you've figured out on your own that, uh,

your friend Luke was

your friend Luke was

what you might call an unreliable narrator.

He's still out.

I really thought Ian had killed him there.

He didn't want me to see this.

He didn't want me to see this.

And I don't plan to tell him I was here.

It was my fault.

So it's my-- my solution.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

LUKE: (ON VIDEO) That's my art.

And my locker.

I lost the key, but I-- Ian...

I lost the key, but I-- Ian...

Oh, it doesn't fucking matter.

I got it open anyway.

Shit.

(ON VIDEO) I guess I-- I really do need these.

But at least I don't have to worry about deafening anyone.

But at least I don't have to worry about deafening anyone.

OUTSIDER: Holy shit, he's hearin' us.

LUKE: (ON VIDEO) Vincent?

Was this an hour ago?

LUKE: (ON VIDEO) Oh, oh, Vincent?

LUKE: (ON VIDEO) Oh, oh, Vincent?

Did you-- did you hear that?

There never was a Vincent.

There were only lies. Only us.

There were only lies. Only us.

And I...

Where's he goin'?

Come on.

I thought you said no weapons.

Luke.

Luke, are you in there, buddy?

Luke, I'm goin' to open the door, all right?

Luke, I'm goin' to open the door, all right?

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, Jesus.

LUKE: Only us. Only us.

Only us. Only us.

-Luke. -Only us. Only us.

-Luke. -Only us. Only us.

VINCENT: I'm here.

Only us. Only I...

VINCENT: I'm here, and, uh,

VINCENT: I'm here, and, uh,

I have some good news.

We were wrong.

We were wrong.

Outside, what we saw was just--

Help. Help!

VINCENT: Luke, can you hear me?

Help!

It wasn't what we thought, but...

Help!

Okay, we got you, it's okay.

Okay, we got you, it's okay.

LUKE: Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Lies!

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