Original subtitles

Postcards, orange juice and soft drinks.

Waif a minute! Waif a minute!

- We're just departing, come on. - I won't break the gun!

- Hurry, hurry! - Come, come!

- 621' on. - Have courage, jump!

Take this!

Come on, hold this. Wait.

Oh!

Excuse ma.

(IN FRENCH) Not a problem.

I have another!

See you tomorrow my love.

Gino always greets me like that when he leaves.

Oh, he loves ma, goodbye. Oh!

Hera, 'there and at Nisida point, his of fish.

Back in '59 ..

Best diving in the world.

There, the Li and Procida. Look.

- Fantastic, eh? - Oh my how beautiful.

- Magnificent. - What inlets. - Wonderful.

What highlands, and lowlands she has, what legs!

- But what enters her legs? - How did you see that?

Still boys, always thinking about women.

You're always fishing, yes that's a big difference.

Waiter, can I have an orange?

Good morning.

Good morning.

Look out there at Procida.

Beautiful island eh?

Full of highlands, ..

...Inlets.

Too bad that we can't get closer ..

.. Because there is the penitentiary.

(SPEAKS IN GERMAN)

Foreign. Penitentiary, you understand?

Held, stripes. Volga Volga!

(SPEAKS IN GERMAN) - Ah, you do not understand.

Are you going to lschia, foo? I'm going to lschia. Beautiful island.

- Evelin! (SPEAKS IN GERMAN)

(SPEAKS IN GERMAN)

Umm, Germany.

That seat is mine.

Okay, I'll give if to you.

No need to convince me, please.

- No, you give it 'to me because if' s mine. - Oh yeah?

Yes, yes.

Why don"t you purl" on a hat"?

I had one.

Oh.

- Here if is. - Excuse me, I didn't

My only love.

You've coma buck 'to ma, Gino.

There 'they are!

- There is Nicola! - And Lello, look there he is!

- Nanni never changes! - Oh, look at the women!

We've already seen the women on board!

What a Don Juan, stop if!

What a dragon!

Hey guys!

1 mus? have To see my friends.

When shall we meet?

- Whenever we meet, I'll say hello, beautiful. - Hello.

- Hey! - You have arrived!

- You look like a worm! - How are you? - You've got a fan!

The pay sucks, how are you so white?

We're ready for some sun.

Hotel Miramare.

- Hotel Cristallo, ma'am? - Yes - Please.

We have 'the remedy.

Look, everywhere you fur-n on this island ..

...you see the same thing, it stays the same. - Women, eh?

(sings) The sea.

The women that are have ...

Oh yes, every day they just say ..

..."When will Nanni, Nicola, and Lello get here?"

- Look at how he lost weight. - Cab.

I am ready, gentlemen.

Lei' me help.

Here, give me a hand, ragazzuolo!

- T“ Try 'to help. - Yes

Nanni ...

- Waif a minute. - What is if?

- The brothers Capogrossi - Senior.

- Junior. - Yeah.

We need 'to mm 'to you.

Careful, Nanni, they will burn you.

- They want money! - No.

Look, at least show them seventy thousand.

- No, no. - Seventy? We'll discuss that later.

We lost in poker ..

...We played without felling anyone.

Well, the truth, the game was looking good.

Umm. Tell him, fell him.

If was a full house, kings and aces.

Twenty thousand.

Think about if.

Fifty-

Raise 'to seventy 'thousand.

He sees, guess what? You fell him.

A large straight.

- Why did you stay here, instead of leaving? - Eh?

Because he owns a big place at the port.

- He monitors all ships that are departing.

- What can I say? Too bad for you. - Well!

Remember that time ..

I do .. I loaned my skis like a true friend ..

...And you broke one of them. You cannot forget if.

If I remember correctly, they were damaged, I almost killed myself ..

...And I had to pay you for both of them. - Yes

Bu? guys, seventy Thousand, do you 'think I'm crazy?

- But at least fen thousand lire. - Yes

- Do if for our friendship. Ten thousand. - Ten thousand.

- If kills us. - To ask for charity.

Ten thousand.

- Thank you.

You got burned, Nanni, eh?

You are too much, the horse cannot pull that much.

I have a Citroen in Milan Two horses ..

.. And if can handle fifteen.

You have a one-horse model ..

...So if should handle six people.

- Feed him better-er. - Ah well. - 60.

Did you see them, Commissioner?

- Who? - Those mo.

- Yes, I saw, I saw them. - Should we stop them?

Sassu, we are on the job, and they are also married.

Commissioner, ..

I wanted to stop them ..

...Stop them. - What?

Yes, for confempt to public decency.

They exposed their belly.

Sassu, remember that we are no longer in Nuoro.

This is a tourist resort.

People are here to sunbathe, ..

Unfortunately for us .. we only bathe in sweat.

Unfortunately, doctor.

Ciccillo!

Calling ma?

Here, get us to Naples.

Waif one minute, while I get a bit of oil reserves.

Yes

(sings) Gennaro fakes no more.

(sings) The hairy Gennaro.

- Are you a porter? - Are you talking to ma?

- Are you a porter? - Oh no.

We were just resting.

Sorry.

Young man, can you carry my things for ma?

I know where I would carry you!

Sorry, what a pity!

Are you a porter?

We were betrayed! Now what?

We act nonchalant .

- You know that little trick - Where you jump ma, eh?

And 1 NY“?

Waif a minute!

Hello, Mr. Gennaro.

Worried 'to run away, ah?

Who, us? Never Mr. Gennaro.

- The debts are not paid? - There is a quid-pro-quo.

Are they the ones that gave this money to you?

- Who? Us? - We don't know this guy.

Then you mus? have found 'the money.

What should we do with if?

Hove a good mad.

Spaghetti, octopus Epomeo and wine by the gallon.

- Ah, okay. - C'mon, c'mon, Ciccillo.

To your health!

I hope you choke.

Use your muscles!

Slowly, slowly.

- Guys, push. - We have arrived.

- A little more. - Brothers, the horse did make if!

We'll fake our things to the hotel.

- Yes, at the Crystal. - Wake up, Sleepy!

What's the plan? What are you doing? I'm sleeping.

I must sleep Don't be silly.

Here on lschia nobody ever sleeps!

- I'm fired, guys! - Who's this?

It's Lars, the new Swedish pool guy.

- Hello. - Hello. - Feel the sun! - Pero talking!

He's a bit weird, does not like Swedes ..

...I prefer Italians.

What a fool!

- Would you like something, sir? - That's an idea ..

...But there's the problem of who should pay for drinks.

Should we explain the game for beginners?

- What is if? - If 's his game.

It's very simple, you choose a letter of the alphabet ..

...And the challenge in thirty seconds ..

...is 'to say at hast fan names of women ..

Starting with .. with that letter.

But that's stupid, and easy.

Not really, and those who can't do if are called P.P.D.D.

Short on experience with women and must pay for drinks.

- Come on, I will! - Then, "S".

"S." Silvia, Silvana, Setts, Stefania, Sofia, Sofia

- Come on, come on! - Sofia. - Saturnina.

Suturnina .

Don't help. That's six.

Less than fifteen seconds, less than fourteen seconds

- Sybil. - Mm.

- Susanna. - Mm.

- Sister. - Doesn't count.

-"Sister" does not begin with "S"? - Come on!

By saying sister, you made if with your own sister.

You lost, you are a P.P.D.D.

- He must buy the drinks. - Well, I don't drink.

- French cognac for ma. - For me a whiskey.

Look at her.

Do you see that?

- Who are you?

Thanks, lady, you've burned my eyes.

" Her? she?

She is very difficult, my friend!

Anyone who has fried, struck out.

- She does not get with anyone. - Oh yeah?

- Hey, where are you going?

We' ll fake turns.

Fir-sf him, Then me ..

...And if we both fail, ..

...than maybe you can fry.

- All right. - 601' if?

And he is sleeping.

You're already in the grave, Wake Up!

Stop, come on, I came here to rest.

I have to sleep or I'll have a nervous breakdown, come on.

Give up, I'm already asleep.

But, guys, I did not have to point her out.

I saw her first; she's mine.

Stop if, monster!

This is the place?

What are you guys doing tonight?

- I don't know, what are you doing? - There's a treasure hunt at the hotel.

- That would be good, are you coming? - Well, I mean.

Hunting in pairs. You understand, right?

I say no, because if I participate, ..

.. You guys won't have a chance.

- Children, speak up! - Eh.

Nicola, what are you doing?

I am in training.

Tomorrow morning I have to get up early ..

...Because I have an under-wafer race.

How old are you? Ninety?

You don't drink, don't smoke, don't dance.

Sometimes you have relations? Eh?

Relations? Ehh ...

Imagine waiting in 'the shadows an?“ she arrives.

Beautiful, curvy, and a bit shy, a little cautious.

I look at her, she looks of ma.

I approach, hiding my intentions.

Stops trusting herself and me

- Now! - Now, you kiss? - No, I'll shoot!

You shoot your women?

What women, I was talking about the grouper-s.

- Fishing? - Shut up, fool, All you think about are fish.

You don't understand anything! Look, I'm Nicola Molino.

- Yes - I made a reservation. - I'll look.

Room 215, fake a seat.

Thanks.

- Boy, Room 215, accompany the gentleman. - Now.

- 60 to Genepesca! - If smells like fish!

- Here we are! - Back again.

- The Capogrossi brothers. - Yes

- What do you want? - We a small loan.

- Leeches! - I should have known.

Look have, 'two 'thousand “re.

No, this is a vice!

But, remember 'the? 'time you were on foo? ..

...And I as a true friend ..

...I gave you my bike, remember?

I think the chain came off ..

Two days in the hospital .. And you wanted money for the damage.

You are vindictive.

- No, come on. - Give them to us!

Two places to hunt treasure tonight.

- Yes - The prize is a box of gold coins?

Yes, certainly sir.

Fifty-eight seconds holding my breath. That's not bad, eh?

Ladies and Gentlemen, your attention, please.

At' this fable you are to collect the envelopes ..

...for our treasure hunt.

Form couples.

Men ..

...Choose your lady

...And come ..

...to this fable ..

.. To pick up the envelopes.

The hunt begins ..

...at the sound of the gong.

Do not open the envelopes before, ..

...I say to.

Here is the envelope.

Please Lord, ..

...Do not open the envelope before the sound of the gong.

We have already met on the boat, remember?

(SPEAKS IN GERMAN)

- We spoke, you and me (SPEAKS IN GERMAN)

Wait, I' ll explain.

- Evelin! (In German)

Him again.

Nothing, forget if.

Good evening .

- Do not open the envelopes before the sound of the gong!

- Hot? - Oh yes, the heat is.

I meant to ask, are you alone? Do you have a partner for the game?

- Oh, no. - So if if helps, I'm available.

Gladly.

- Do you speak Italian? - Sure.

- You treasure hunt with ma? - Gladly. - Thank you.

If you want, we'll win by force.

Nanni, and the brunette from this morning?

Don't you know? An old proverb says: ..

Don't you know? An old proverb says: ..

Oh, because I've been so funny.

BUT go!

- You are alone? - Solo, by myself, abandoned.

Want to treasure hunt?

But of course I'd like to and especially if a good soul ..

...will accompany ma. - I'll fell her.

- Thank you. - Arabella! - Here I am!

Arabella, you team with this kind gentleman.

- But listen, lady - Thank you so much.

- Run, run. - But look at that Damn!

Oh no.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me, I

That's three.

On the third hat you introduce yourself?

- Nicole. - Ah, you know my name?

No, I'm Nicole, my name is Nicole.

- Oh Nicole, I'm Nicola.

- 60 back and play? - OK.

Let's get an envelope.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

- Yet another envelope. - Thank you.

Good luck to you. Come on boys, come on, come on!

- And the envelope? - And the lady? - If 's him.

Ladies and gentlemen, attention.

The hunt is on, open the envelopes and good luck to all.

It's written in German, we're being punished.

(SPEAKS IN GERMAN)

It's clear as wafer, right?

("And the ship sails to eight will lift up the bunting.")

- Good, you know German? - Yes, I teach.

From what I understand we have to look for a bunting, ..

...Or flags, or I don't know, a box of Pavesini.

- You have three pennies? - Yes, why?

Why this is a line from Brecht, ..

. From' 'The Three-penny Opera. ' ' Here you go. One, two, 'three.

- Miss Vania Brave, here is the second envelope. - Thank you.

Hang in there, you see it's not easy, but not foo difficult.

Bravi, second envelope for you.

- Charles, do you have three pennies? - Who has them? - Come!

("I'm the silkworm and waiting for you.' ')

- You give me three pennies? - Uhh.

- We'll pay you back tomorrow. - Yes

- Come on, don't be stingy. - Here. - 60!

- A silkworm! - A silkworm, where is if?

Gelso, the mulberry free.

Oh yeah, coma on!

Please Kiss.

- For a minute. - But I am embarrassed.

- I'm not. - Swear I'm the only one.

You know you're my only love, no? You know!

- But you travel so much, always going to Naples.

Here we are!

Here, this is the passport for the next envelope.

We are ready .

Gentlemen, it's crowded fake turns.

One couple at a time.

So, eh?

Cousins, of course.

Hera we are, uh.

- Here, pick up the next envelope. - Thank you. Look at the picture.

Ready?

If looks good, come here.

Voila, now fell ma, what's your nanny's name?

Maria Grazia.

- Brave. You're always with her? - Sometimes not.

Oh, and when?

When I'm with some sucker like you.

What do you mean?

Look at them.

She's his girlfriend. Now, where to?

To hell with this!

Men are all the same!

Come on, come on guys.

Give us the envelope.

- How horrible! - Give us the envelope.

- Here if is. - Quick, give if to ma.

Bravo!

("Try here, fry there. Sara will be here or there?' ')

- Here. - Here.

- There. - There.

Courage is not difficult.

- Under the lilac bushes! - Yes

Run to the street!

- Guys, over here! - Follow him!

Run!

Here, look!

What do we do now?

Join the others.

The treasure! Make way!

- The treasure, the treasure! - Congratulations, gentlemen.

- We would like to exchange if for Italian lire. - Now, however.

the maximum I could exchange if for is two or three ounces of candy.

- What? - Candy.

- Chocolate! - Sure!

- Bah! - Shall we dance?

Eleven!

Well, I'm going 'l-o sleep, I have o race 'tomorrow, I'm sorry.

Good night.

Wake up!

60 to hell!

60 to hell!

There is the sister of Christopher Lee.

And now?

You dance?

- What? - You dance with ma?

I have a crazy leg, I fell as a child.

- Too bad! - I'm sorry.

- Have you got any ideas? - No.

I knew if.

All my problems ..

...I have a brother like you, without ideas.

You're not like that, right?

Damn! Somewhere we must find some money.

Do you think he's foo strong?

Gennaro? You bet!

He has hairy ears like all criminals.

1 make a vow.

If I get out of this situation, I'll do missionary work ..

...In India, and you'll come with ma.

I would go, but I hate snakes.

Be careful where you step, there is the swimming pool.

I know.

" Ah! " Eh!

- What? What's up? - What are you doing there?

You? Are you crazy?

Don't you know it's dangerous to awaken an athlete ..

...in the middle of his sleep? You've given me a headache

Ah, well you get angry, libertine!

You Italians are all alike.

You're only interested in sports, training, winning?

You are in my room!

Hg“?

It's you that is in my room ..

You 'rook off your dress .. and then caused this scene.

This scene?

Come on, you like this.

Oh!

But of course, you're French, you like a man, and than wham.

60 info his room uninhibited, ..

...You have intentions on me ..

...Come back after the race, understand?

I have no intentions, now or ever.

In fact, if you really want to know, ..

You've been annoying me .. from the start ..

...From the first hat you ruined!

Okay, now, furn off the lights and go. Goodbye.

You go!

- Me? But this is my room! - No, it's my room!

- I booked if. - It's my room.

Oh!

Wait .

Hello? Help me out. Oh, and you?

Con you fell me who has booked room 215?

Will you repeat that, louder?

(TELEPHONE) Nicola Molino.

Eh? Well.

- Goodbye! - Like hello?

Goodbye, goodbye, I've booked if, you heard him.

Don't be a fool, Nicole Molino is ma!

- Stop if, stop if! - Good.

Well! Read. Nicole Molino.

And I'm Nicola Molino.

Mo-li-no, read if, look.

(IN FRENCH) That's unbelievable. Wonderful.

Not only the first name, also the same surname.

We are not even husband and wife.

We are not even husband and wife.

No, no, I have the same rights as you.

But you're a man, You're chivalrous, aren't you?

- You will look for another room. - Are you crazy?

Don't you know there's nothing available in Ischia?

You know what you should do? You said if, no?

We can sleep in the same room, like we are husband and wife!

Um, I don't like if.

You may not like if, but don't be afraid.

I won't lay a finger on you.

I have to sleep eight hours. You can trust that I'll be asleep.

Don't you trust ma?

Um, well, I trust you. 621' up and go to the bathroom.

- Why? - I have to undress.

- You're not already undressed? - I sleep in the nude.

- You're not already undressed? - I sleep in the nude.

Close the door.

(' 'No, tomorrow I have a fishing competition, I can't, I just can’t.")

Only exercise. No smoking, no wine, and no women.

No, no women.

Who cares about training?

Can I come out?

Come in.

Oh well.

What have you done with my bed? And the mattress?

Precautions, you are Italian, I'm French.

You sleep outside. Everything is there.

I will not!

Oh, oh!

Lei' me in!

But I can't sleep outside.

It's uncomfortable, and it's wet.

I'm an athlete, come on!

On the third floor!

- Damn!

Finally! Three months in Ischia with no rain!

Good night, sir.

- What is if? -"T" is the letter.

All right. There 's been ..

Teresa, Tina, Timothy, Tonia, Tilde, Titina,

...Tania, Tullia, Tosca, Tamara.

- Ouch! - Moist, eh?

No, if stings. Why don't you shave?

That's my business.

Oh! What about the red-head last night?

- She had a problem. - What?

She has a friend that I like more! This one!

- My Lovely-Hair Girl.

You have two heads?

Nanni, you'll ruin if.

- Enzo. - Oh.

- Your mother is calling you. - What?

Your mother has arrived of the hotel, go.

- My mother? - Come on, run!

- She's calling ma? Where? - Your mother, in the hotel.

- I go? - 60

- Ladybug! - Who never sleeps!

Charles!

Veg?

Charles!

Waif a minute.

Charles!

What is if?

I wrote our father.

There's the check, there's the check!

If will be a hundred thousand.

Our father will understand our problem and helps us ..

.. He was once young foo, and he played poker.

- He knows how things go. - Eh.

("Dear idiots, at the poker fable don't you know, ..

...Even with a full house of kings, see, don't raise. Father")

- Five! - Our weekly allowance.

"I. have on idea.

Huh?

- I have an idea. - No, no, no.

What an idea!

We put a fen in from' and if becomes one hundred and five thousand ..

...And here where if says five thousand ..

...We write one hundred in from', elementary, no?

No, that's scamming our poor father.

Would you prefer that Gennoro bust your face'?

You know Father can't afford if.

At' least it's for the family.

Please, pretty lady, give me Milan ..

...It's urgent stuff about women.

We won't be able to go home for one thing.

Well? What do you care? You like if here?

I don't know, and you?

Then we'll emigrate, like swallows!

Germany! If seeks Italians like bread.

What about money for the journey?

You know what? Write in two hundred and five thousand.

Simple, no?

What if we do not find work right away?

If will fake at' least three hundred, eh?

So make if for more.

Four hundred and five thousand.

Forgive ma, father!

It's almost time. Careful.

Minus four, minus three, minus two, minus one. 60!

Look of that, look of if. And he is sleeping!

Don't hit' me on the head, I've got a nervous breakdown.

No, you have another problem.

Listen, I should go in your place.

Not for a billion.

Besides, George is before us

Look Remo, this should be working ..

...There is no problem with the under-wafer cable?

Be calm, there are many calls for Milan.

Ah thanks.

- Listen. - Yes?

- What is our account?

The balance of your account's 28 thousand and 3 hundred pounds.

Here are four hundred and five thousand.

Give us the change.

You don't trust us?

It's a check from our father. You know the signature, right?

Of course I recognize your father's signature.

- He's often here! - It's like home.

Your father is a professor of the University of Rome.

- Yes - Well?

It's strange that he wrote "four hundred' 'with a 6.

I'll kill you. Illiterate!

Hello? Here is Milan.

Thanks. Hello? Milan?

Richard, is that you?

Do you have the information?

She's a woman to die for?

I figured as much.

She lives in Via Borsieri? Waif, let me write if down.

Yes, fell me everything, even what you hear at the hair salon.

Yes, well. One moment.

I understand.

You' re wonderful!

- France! - Please?

What a pleasure to find you here.

How are you?

You seem very well, you know?

Yes, I'm really good. Ouch.

Don't fell me you don't remember me.

1' m George , George Mezzo“.

George?

Yes, we were in school together.

You were in section "C" and I in "B" right?

With Professor Marfinelli.

We had many friends in common.

You live in Milan Via Borsieri.

And then there's that girl, what's her name?

Sandra, who always goes to Attila the hairdresser.

- And then there's your brother Rolando. - Romualdo!

Yeah, Romualdo. Always together, always together, me and him.

- You and my brother? - Yes, how is he?

Well as always!

Exits from one clinic and enters another.

Yeah, poor thing. Even as a child.

Let's not talk about sad things.

Let's talk about something else, eh?

No, let's talk about my brother. You are such good friends.

- Poor thing! - Yes, poor fellow.

He's so small, sickly, delicate.

- Do you know what we call him? - No.

- sparrow! “ Oh!

Yes, I envied him, I always said ..

Lucky you .."George, so high, so strong."

- Oh, but look. - Listen, France. - Eh?

- I just want to say. - Tell ma!

I love him so much ..

...if I could give par-f of myself.

Oh look, now you can do just that.

Sparrow.

- Romualdo! - Yes?

Come here, here's your friend!

Yes, I'll be right there.

Sorry hun, my mother called.

- Yes, yes. - Yes, I'm coming.

- You know, the old lady wants me - Oh sure.

- Goodbye, see you later eh. - 60, go. Goodbye.

- Who was he? - Nobody, o nuisance. - Ah!

- Come to your mother that comforts you - Blowhard!

A bead!

It's up to me.

It'll cost me a lot of money, but I'm not going to play if safe.

Down, get down.

- Another mine!

Help, Mother! Mother, I have become blind!

Please!

Ah, you've restored my sight.

621' down.

Don't you think that it's a bit too dangerous?

Are you going to buy explosives?

Oh yes! From who?

- You need a license. - I'm afraid.

- Come on! - I'm afraid!

The danger has passed.

- Wait!

Enough, let's go to work. Come on, guys.

Gladly, let's go.

If you don't work hard, you don't eat, let's go!

Oh!

Make some light, I can't see worth a damn!

Oh, here's a candle!

- Ah! - Why are you blowing?

Blow hard!

You look pale.

That's dynamite! Idiot!

Ssh! Let's go out!

(SPEAKS IN GERMAN)

Aunt "and the room." Repeat if.

(SPEAKS IN GERMAN)

Oh no, Salvatore, the pronunciation!

Miss!

- Yes? - There is another student.

Come up. Who?

- Hello. - Oh, it's you? Hello.

But now I have class.

I'm just here for educational purposes.

You are so good. Could you do a translation?

- Salvatore, can you come back tomorrow? - Whatever you want, lady.

Come, come.

Italian info German?

("Dear Evelin, it's Lello from the boat.

Will you meet me at seven in the streets?' ')

- This is for a German girl? - Yes!

You saw one on the boat?

More or less. So?

This won' 1' work.

Germans are more romantic than Italians.

They do not make dates so easily.

Si? down.

The letters are like a present.

If you were alone with her what would you soy?

- Turn off the light. - Lello!

Sorry, I was joking.

I'd say who? ..

...You always say.

What?

I don't know I'm a man of action.

I would fell her "Dear Evelin, here I am with my .."

No, with my, "and", that's bad.

It's just bad.

The...

the...

Vania .

Mu..

You know your Military eyes?

- What? - Grey-green.

Come on, don't joke.

Then,"My dear Evelin, your eyes are like the sky and the sea ..

.. All blue."

She'll see through that, right?

So...

Do one thing for me, write the letter in German ..

...At' double rate. Secretarial and translation, eh?

Yes.

Taxi.

Taxi.

Taxi, taxi.

Oh no!

This is getting to be a habit. I saw if before you.

Oh, no, no, it's mine. I saw if first.

- Bless you.

Ischia is a small island.

- Ugh - Find a way ..

...Not to bother me every three minutes.

- Me .. - Take me to Sant’Angelo.

- Oh, I'm going there. - I thought so.

There are warm waters.

- There are dens of grouper-s. - Nicola, you should do if ..

The fishing contest, even with a cold.

Yes, it's a unique opportunity.

If you win the hundred thousand pounds, what will you give ma?

Look, honey, I don't do if for the money ..

...But just for the satisfaction of competition.

Hundred thousand francs says you suck?

We can pay Gennaro, if we fish with dynamite.

- But it's dangerous. - No, it's simple.

Throw the bomb in the shallow wafer ..

...and get pounds, or tons.

- Hold this. - I didn't know you smoked.

I don't, you idiot! The cigarette will light the fuse.

Didn't you see "Guns of Navarrone' '?

No, my glasses were broken.

- Come on. Turn, fur-n. - You said

Yes, yes.

Stop!

- What is if? - Police!

- What do we do? - You hold if. - If they find if ..

...We are done for.

- What are you doing? - Can't you see I'm digging.

Put if here.

- Please, mother, please. - Act nonchalant.

Brother, what are you doing?

Singing.

Run away, run away, run away, escapes. Let us flee, we'll fly

Fir-sf, you start on the boat for eighteen hours, ..

. Arrive in Naples at" half pas? seven p.m.

...than to the Commissioner's section of the port.

Are you listening, Sassu?

Excuse me, Mr. Commissioner, but I'm keeping an eye out.

- Especially in this area. - What?

Yes, Commissioner. From information I found ..

...It's here that women, protected by the thick bushes, ..

...Sunbathe in the nude.

Nude! That's a serious offense.

Sossu! You're not being professional!

You see naked women everywhere.

Want some friendly advice? 621' married.

At" my age?

Then I'll star-f at six, fly to Naples ..

...At' nineteen-thirty, I'll leave the Commissioner.

Do you hear ma, Doctor?

- Eh? Yes, yes, I hear you. - Ah.

Friend, your time is up, now it starts to double.

Here she is! Here she is, go down.

The? bout over 'there "m the sea.

Oh. .. no!

60 away!

What do you want with ma?

60 away!

Do not be alarmed, miss, I'm a friend.

I come to pay you a visit.

60 away. 60 back, I'm topless.

I'm open-minded.

I'm not foo formal.

Back.

Bobby, get him.

Back.

Back.

Damn you! Oh, oh. Down, go.

Retrieve the jar.

What if the police come back?

Do you think I plan to spend the day here?

My brother.

Damn the luck, the explosives ..

...Buried there? - Yes, right where the tent is!

What do we do?

- What do you think? - I don't know.

- Uh, look who's here! - Who is if?

The draculessa!

Momma Mia!

What do we do? That was our can!

We scare her.

Wouldn't if be bad to scare her?

Cucu.

Oh dear, you've come to have a beer with ma?

No.

- Will you drink a beer? - Ah yes, yes, thank you.

I'm happy your right leg is healthy.

- Which leg? - Your crazy leg.

- What do you mean? - You're not lame any more?

Ah yes, the Ischia air and soil, it's a miracle.ubtitle -

- Come here, young man. - Why?

I'm happy you're cured, kiss ma.

I'd rather be shot.

Oh!

- Throw if! - Where do I throw if?

- Throw if out a ways - you soy I should throw if?

- You throw well, eh? - Shit!

A tuna!

A salmon!

Unfortunately, no grouper.

I'll kill you. Criminals.

I will report you ..

...To the police.

Hey. Oh no, stop!

This is no longer coincidence.

- This is bad luck. - What is bad luck?

Unfortunately, what you bring to ma.

Me? But what have I done?

How? I was after this grouper!

All morning I chased if.

You show up with this stick and catch if.

If means that I am better than you!

How's the cold?

Terrible, I have a fever.

- Indigestion? - No.

It's from the rain on the fer-race last night.

Here the athletes are soft.

A few little drops of rain make you sick.

Come on, don't look like that.

You're ugly when you get angry.

Look, Nicole.

- My sweet, darling of 'the some name - Yes?

I must tell you one thing very intimate, very delicate.

- Are you listening? - Tell me.

Yes? You do not want to know, Do you understand? 60!

Idiot .

- What do you think? - If sucks.

No, I mean the leg doesn't if seem a little swollen?

- Should you eat less? - One can also die ..

...And you make fun of if. By the way, ..

...How long will you be mad?

What do I know.

What is your brother doing?

It's my idea.

I put him to work.

I read a statistic, on Italian beaches ..

Items are lost every day .. jewelry or money ..

...Worth fifteen million.

Have you aver seen 'that Eh?

- How is if going? - Nothing.

Ugh, but I'm hungry. What time is if? Come on.

We' ll eat lunch!

- What about this? - Ma ..

- You worry ma. - Max!

Help, if is here. the buried jewelry ..

...Somewhere. Help, Massimo!

At' last I've found you. I've looked everywhere.

Vania .

- Eh? - Can you hear ma?

- Yes - Ah.

Bu?!

- What is if? - Evelin, she said ..

After the beautiful letter that I wrote ..

...Definitely a yes. In fact, The answer is very short.

I want you to translate if.

("Sorry but I cannot accept your date.

Either now or aver“).

Fine! She was not that great.

Well! Now don't pretend you don't care.

Do you expect a woman to give in immediately?

Keep frying.

I already fried, foo much, and I'm fired of if.

She clearly said no.

Am I wrong?

Let me finish, often women say no, when they really want to.

If I were you, I'd fry Evelin again.

Then I write another letter?

No, no more letters. This time you have to try ..

...To talk to her in person. - About what?

(SPEAKS IN GERMAN) - Eh?

That's a verse of a ballad popular in Berlin.

"On this day I'm in love with you".

If' s beautiful!

Do one thing, write if on here.

Write how to pronounce if.

Who are you?

Quick, help ma.

- What do you want? - Let me in.

My life is in your hands.

But you are a prisoner.

I am a fugitive, I escaped from hell.

- From Procida? - Yes

We always fry to escape.

They beef me for years and years.

- You cannot understand. - Calm down.

Calm down. Nobody will follow you now.

I'm afraid, yes, I'm afraid.

Hide me.

Hide me, fake me anywhere, but do not fake me back there

Stay calm, stay cool. This will help you.

- What is if? - Whisky.

Good! I never drink.

- What are you doing? - Let's go ashore.

No, stop! I know you want to furn me over to the police.

- I'll pay you. - Come on, I'm rich.

I do not need money.

Yes, but two million would make you comfortable.

Oh, just stop if! Otherwise I'll send you back.

Forgive ma! I don't know who to trust.

They have always been so bad to ma.

I have to hide you in a safe place.

- Ah yes. In your own home. - Yes

Ma .. maybe I'm wrong.

No, no. You are right.

Are there many people at' your home? I don't know, brothers

No, my brother is at a party. There is only a gardener ..

...But he never comes in the house.

Thank you, thank you.

She“ we dance? - No thanks, 1 don"t won't 'to dance.

Listen, bring me some toast and tea.

- Shall we dance? - Of course.

- Hey, why did you do that? - What?

You stuck your foot out to make me fall.

Mg?

- Yes you. - Maybe you stumbled.

- Who stumbled? - Hey.

Don't touch the nose or I'll kill you.

Stand still, little man.

Who are you calling little?

I'll break your face.

Watch out, I'm an athlete.

You don't scare ma.

60 away, moron, or I'll break your face.

who?

621' away.

I'm from Milan!

We pay our 'taxes.

We do foo.

You think I care?

- Don't you? - What are you doing?

Looking of the girl? Idiot!

I'm an athlete, remember.

You don't scare ma.

I'll break your nose.

Yes, yes, eat your toast.

I'll eat when I like.

No, no.

You're just materialistic.

Don't you realize the beauty of the nature that surrounds you.

- What do I care about nature. - Oh, no!

Here is a dream scenario, a wonderful view ..

.. On this enchanted bay.

All those hairy men with glasses, like you, ..

...They are insensitive.

You don't think of anything but gorging on pasta.

That's not true! I also like nature.

Sea? You see Naples, Vesuvius.

You know that Vesuvius is belching? -

Don' 1' smoke more!

It's all full. I checked everywhere.

I asked if they could accommodate you.

Ah, behold, there is one free.

- Please, sit down. - Thank you.

Oh no!

Not this time!

Relax, it's not important. I have another pair.

I'm sorry, I'm always the same.

So, it's not only swimming that interests you, ..

...But other sports foo. - What would you suggest?

Wrestling, for example. It's a sport of sorts.

Ah, for the twist?

It's all been a misunderstanding.

Then why did you trip that guy?

Mg?

If was he who stumbled on my foot and fell.

Really.

What's this?

What we think when someone acts like that.

At your service.

I recommend our excellent fish soup.

Fish? No, for heaven's sake, I would like a casserole in the oven.

- Sames as him? - Me foo.

Well.

One, two, three, four ..

...Five, six hundred, ..

...Six hundred and thirty.

And fifteen 'rip .

Five is enough.

- Do you see who is over there? - Who is if?

Your dream girl.

Hello.

I'm sick of my stomach.

But did you see? Necklaces, bracelets, pendants, ..

...Rings. If looks like a Tiffany window.

We need money .

Well, she's living in a fem'?

What do you know?

The Americans are eccentric.

"I. have on idea.

She's in love with you, you're there, and she gives you ..

...A necklace. - What about father?

Freed from the family yoke.

I'll give you an example ..

...From the films of Pasolini.

Take off your glasses and you won't be able to see.

But she's an old woman, built like jelly!

I'm very sorry but only a portion of lasagna was left.

I could just cuss.

- Who should I give if to? - Miss.

Thanks.

Enjoy your meal.

What are you doing this afternoon?

Oh, I found a hidden place that is perfect.

Oh yeah?

Then I'm coming foo, so we can be together.

No, no, no, you can't come. I'm going to sunbathe.

What do you mean?

I sunbathe nude.

- Exactly. I'm coming foo! - You think you're clever?

Well, you know, the air of Ischia ..

What is if called ..

...This place?

Sorry, but I go there alone.

Why don't you surrender?

You would reduce the penalty.

No, I never will. It's not your business.

How do you know that song?

Eh?

I heard if on the radio.

And this is a song of art, ..

..."A Grain of Sand."

No, than if was copied.

It's a song of the prisoners.

Listen.

(sings) I love finding finding ..

...Inside a loaf ..

...A file, a file, ..

...A file of iron, iron.

(sings) So I can escape.

I'm done.

What are you doing?

I know how if feels after years and years to see a beautiful woman ..

...Like you.

You know, I've waited seventeen years.

But you rob banks ..

...And shoot at the cashiers

But I had no money, you understand?

You only understand about wealth.

With this villa.

What do you know about poverty?

But I like you anyway.

What are you doing? Perhaps we should go.

I prepared a delicious lunch.

No, I'm not hungry.

But how? For years you only eat bread and wafer.

Exactly, my stomach Shrunk.

Yes, I got skinny.

Come on, you will feel much better after-word.

Come on.

Come, do not be afraid, I sent the gardener away ..

...Until tonight. Now sit down.

And 201'.

This omelette is very good.

No, look, this is a steak.

A stack?

Than these are stacks.

Why are you looking of ma?

Because you're different.

- Eh? - You're so different ..

...From all the boys I know.

Ah.

You know, the usual idiots I date, spoiled, rich.

What do they know of life?

They do not understand anything, while you instead ..

...You fried to get ahead, ..

...out of poverty.

- Maybe even shot - Oh yes.

Life is strange! Just when you think you're fired ..

...Comes Ischia.

...Comes Ischia.

A fling, and other nonsense.

What a shame!

- Why don't you surrender? - Do not meddle ..

...in my business.

- Come here! - No, no, no.

Now you go to sleep.

Sleep? Don't even think about if.

But how? You spent three days and three sleepless nights ..

...In the middle of the sea. - Me?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember

Don't make a fuss, come!

Oh, of course, of course.

Listen.

After ...

After, you will come to ma?

Yes, yes.

- So I'll be quiet? - Yes

Who? happened, have you become on orphan?

Why?

Are you alone? Where is your brother?

He is making a great sacrifice.

A sacrifice for the common good.

He is a true brother in times of need.

Well? How was if?

I'm ashamed!

I've become a call girl.

Here I'll get some sleep!

And that's my morn?

Uh, my morn.

Warning! Attention please!

Begin the quarter-finals of the diving race ..

...Without a respirator.

Prepare Mr. Gasfone Di Giovanni.

Go!

Quit, quit, please, Come on.

Nicola has to win.

- 621' out, get out. - Another thousand on Nicola.

- Accepted. - 621' out, get out!

Has he set up house down there?

What strength.

Time seventy-two seconds, eighteen meters deep.

621' ready, Mr. Nicola Molino.

One moment, waif.

- What happened? - Well!

What do the police want?

Nicola Molino?

That's ma.

You must come with us now.

Me? Are you kidding? I did nothing.

I have things to do. I have the quarter-finals.

You must come with the police.

They're making an example of him?

Please, let me dive, and than I'll turn myself in.

- I'm an athlete, I can not - Basta.

I'm sorry, those are our orders.

Sorry, the flippers.

Well than

They're really faking him away!

- But what has he done? - Maybe for traffic violations ..

...or drugs.

Don't be stupid. Pay up on the bet. Next!

No, my friend, no payment, the race was not run.

- So I'll keep the drinks for myself. - I knew if!

(SPEAKS IN GERMAN)

Sir, you should not stop breathing.

Ah yes, sorry, thank you.

What are you doing?

Evelin, Evelin. It's me.

I do not understand, do you mind

I don' f understand.

- Maine Frau. - I don't understand.

601' if?

Sure.

I understand if, but that's not much of an explanation.

- Cup,"faxes." - Taxes.

- Spoons, "Loeffel." - Loeffel.

Bravo .

- Ice cream, ens. - Eis.

Eis.

Can I buy another eis?

Come on, now we have finished, see you tomorrow, eh?

Eh, Miss, when you look like that, I always know.

Hello, Lello.

Hello.

Well, what's happening on the German front?

It's well, very well, all set.

That woman is hot and impetuous. I would like to know who said ..

...Thai' German women are cold. - Ah, yes?

Now that she is almost falling ..

...At my feet, I understand ..

...That only her resistance piqued my infer-est.

Now I don't like her as much.

But you said that she was hot and impetuous.

Yes, but I don't like that, and then the German ..

...It's foo different, we can't talk to each other.

The language is an obstacle.

Instead, a girl like you

I fell you that I love you and you understand ma.

Maybe we should hold hands.

- Hold my hand .. - What?

- We can't kiss? - No.

Didn't you understand? I said that I love you.

And I'm felling you no.

And I don't care at all.

What are you doing? I fold you no.

Remember what you taught me?

What?

When a woman says no if means maybe.

Here, every kiss reminds me ..

that our debt

No, really, it's yours.

I ruined the vacation.

Loving all the women.

At' least you got some in your adventure.

- Please do not remind ma. - Come on, come on.

- Where? - Our last chance.

- To settle the issue with Gennaro. - I'm coming foo?

- Hello. - Hello!

Let me.

Did you know Nicola was arrested?

Who knows what he has done!

Now what do we do?

This is what we do, we drink to something!

Yes, but who pays?

All drinks limited to five thousand. Deal?

- Always ready, brother. - So, come on.

This time I'll get you. "z"

"z"?

Zaire, Zulu, Zena, Zita, Zelmira, Zoe, ..

...Zeferino, Zurlini, Zenobia - Nine

- Zenobia Zikipaki-Zikipu! - And who is Zikipaki-Zikipu?

The daughter of a great chief.

Ah, you're back. Where's the seventy thousand?

This is if, and give us the change.

This is glass, cheap glass.

So?

We ask you to let us step aside for a moment.

Fine, fine, just bring me the money.

- Look, I've got on idea. - Help ma, Mother

- You go over and cause a fight. - Me?

- Yes, why not? - He'll punch ma, no, no.

It's simple, listen, you have glasses

Eh.

If he punches a guy with glasses, he could go to jail.

Ah!

But if we do not press charges, he'll forgive the debt, eh?

You think we should do if?

60 now, be quiet, go, go.

Bring if on. Come on, bring if on!

- Sir. - Um

- Courage. - Urn

Waif a minute.

Dear Mr. Gennaro, we would like forgiveness ..

...of the seventy thousand Italian lire

Absolutely not.

Wretch!

Thanks, Mother, I'm such a man.

Oh , poor dear .

- Ah! - Shut up, I feel like..

I'm lost.

- Hold on, please. - I like you, I love you.

For years 1 have not seen a woman.

I do not even remember what they are like.

Frankly, all I know about women ..

...I learned from stories of friends, the doodles I did ..

...On the walls of the cell.

Enough with the theory, Teach me how to kiss.

Nanni, listen. You must return to prison.

- No, never. - You have 10.

No, if I go back to prison, I'll be there when I'm old.

I'd better take advantage of this opportunity.

- I .. - I should stay out.

Nanni, listen, when you get out of prison ..

...You will be thirty-seven. - Eh.

You will have a new life, and than I...

than I might love you.

Y u“?

- You love ma? - Yes, but on one condition.

Now you pick up the phone, call the Commissioner ..

. . And return.

So you will not increase your punishment.

- Call. - No, I can not.

But why?

Why do you want me to go back to those people?

You do not know what life is like in a cell ..

...And forced labor, a cell and forced labor.

It's better to enjoy these days of freedom on the run ..

...Like a beast, before I go back, ..

...The penalty will increase, but I really don't care.

You know why? Here alone, I'll have something to remember.

The unforgettable hours spent with you.

Yes, yes, dear.

Operator? I want the Commissioner.

Hello, Commissioner?

Commissioner.

My name is Nanni Colizzi.

I escaped from Procida and I want to surrender.

- I am a. .. (TELEPHONE) You are joking.

It's been fen years since anyone escaped from Procida.

The heat must have gone to his head.

- Molino, Nicola! - Ah, that's ma.

Good morning.

Come in.

Excuse me, I was stripped, but they brought me ..

...my clothes and I have not had time ..

Si? down.

This is an injustice, you know? Why am I treated like a thug?

Do you know that the quarter- finals are ruined?

- What has been ruined? - The quarter-finals, the race.

- I protest. - You can protest ..

...Because you are known here, are you not?

I don't know, but I am innocent.

- Innocent. - Of course, what have I done wrong?

- Where were you earlier? - Well, of lunch.

- And than? - And than

Then, before the race, I was on the beach. ..

On the beach, lucky you, that you could go to the beach.

So, on the beach eh? Then we read ..

. . Sassu's report.

("On the Beach, happened to be ..

...At' Punta del Faro I watched a person ..

...of young age ..

...Turned out to be Nicola Molino ,..")

(".. Thai', in womens’' clothes, walked to the beach.

After that the person ..

...removed the womens’' clothing ..

.. Keeping on two pieces")

But Commissioner, let me explain.

I understand now, OK?

Do not interrupt ma.

("After a few minutes she took off one of the two pieces, ..

...the fop ..

...And soon after, ..

...Since if was a remote area ..

...also the bottom part")

Eh!

Yuck!

"Yuck," if does not say that here.

("Signed, Agent Sassu Daniele")

- Ah, you laugh? - Have you read that correctly?

You don't think so! Of course I read that correctly.

If says, Nicola Molino.

No, Nicole Molino She's a woman.

Ni-co-le, a French female.

Well Perhaps, then, it's not written too clear.

We must ask the drafter of the report.

Call agent Sassu.

Sassu is not here today, Commissioner.

He's gone to Naples but will be back tomorrow.

Everyone else goes somewhere, and I'm always here, here, here.

It's a joke, Michael.

Oh, it's soup.

Good.

You're not going to eat?

I don't want to eat with you!

Ah, well! You're the guilty one, eh?

What should I say? You've ruined the quarter-finals, ..

...You've ruined everything, I've even been sent to jail.

You want to see me on the guillotine? on the gallows?

I've denounced you.

Spy.

You're right! So learn to sunbathe in your swimsuit.

What do you want? Are you jealous, eh?

Of him?

You' re imagining.

Then you're a moralist.

Stop! You can call me whatever you like ..

...as most French.

But what annoys me most ..

...He got to see more than ma.

Do you know what I would have given to fake a peek, eh?

What?

A lot!

I mean, I have no reason 'to think that you would.

What do I know about you?

Only that you care about under-wafer fishing, ..

...That you don't like women. Indeed, I have the impression that ..

...You get nervous.

I like women a lot.

Don't you think I'm cute?

You've never fried to kiss me.

Have you never kissed o woman?

I behave you have.

I held my breath for 30 seconds.

- Is that a record? - Well, almost.

Well?

You, guys.

Oh!

Hey'

- Eh? - Please.

That's not a good idea ..

...This is not the place to make out.

- Excuse us, Commissioner. - You're excused.

I spoke with agent Sassu, and the misunderstanding was cleared up.

- So, can we go? - It's all over?

You have to pay a fine.

Oh , okay .

- You can go. - Goodbye, Commissioner.

- Goodbye. - Good day.

- If we hurry, we may have time. - For what?

- To sunbathe before sunset. - Okay, let's go.

A sunbath at sunset.

Bu?!

Commissioner.

An urgent call.

I knew if.

Where am Y?

In the middle of the ocean?

She tricked ma.

I'm stranded in the ocean.

Help.

Oh, damn if!

Which way should I go?

Oh, Mother, who? have I done to deserve this?

621' out!

What I want, ma'am, when I come here ..

...A guy like ma, modestly, to have all of them ..

.. In my arms.

Did you have many adventures?

I'd rather not talk about if.

I understand, you're a gentleman.

Hove you booked a hotel in Capri?

- The Quisisana. - Me foo.

We must ensure that these inconveniences stop.

Don' 1' you think?

Oh sure. What could be done?

- I don't know. - Let's get married.

Just think, I would not even have to change my surname.

Eh!

And you wouldn't have to sleep on the fer-race.

I'm going to sneak a kiss.

Look, someone dropped o hot "m the sea.

- Make a wish. - Quick.

Tell ma?

Goodbye!

- Lucky them! - Eh!

We'll see you next year!

Work! Work! Spartacus!

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