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Previously on Georgie and
Mandy's First Marriage...
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Hey, Connie.
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
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Who calls a pay phone?
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Are you selling drugs?
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Don't be crazy,
I'm not a drug dealer.
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Okay, well, then what?
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I'm a bookie.
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If you need money, why don't you
just go out and get a real job?
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I made 700 bucks yesterday.
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What did you make?
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I'm not handling any money.
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I just take bets for
her when Dale's home.
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That's still illegal.
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What are you thinking?
You're a mom!
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Oh, come on, I supported
your criminal activities.
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The least you can
do is support mine.
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There you go.
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Oh, hey, Connie.
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Hey.
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I just need
a cup of coffee to go.
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Yeah, sure, no problem.
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And to see if you might be
interested in a little, uh...
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side work.
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Are we talking bookie work?
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Thank you for saying that
out loud.
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Sorry, I get excited.
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I just need a little help
with a sticky collection.
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Okay, who is it?
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Your dad.
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That is sticky.
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Oh, there you are.
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Yep.
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Doing my own laundry
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'cause that's just the kind
of husband I am.
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You want me to give you a medal?
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Mm, medal's a bit much, but...
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there might be other stuff
you could give me.
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Do you ever think
about anything else?
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Not really.
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It's impressive
I get anything done.
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Well, anyway,
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your meemaw asked me
to help her out
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with a little business.
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Bookie business?
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Hey, be cool, okay?
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We don't say it out loud.
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I thought
you were done with that.
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I was, but...
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this is a special circumstance.
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What's going on?
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Well, it seems my dad lost money
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to her and hasn't paid her yet.
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Aw, man.
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I'm sorry she put you
in the middle of this.
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Um, actually, it's great.
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What?
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Yeah, I mean,
he's always giving me crap
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about how I am with money,
and now I got him.
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Honestly, this must be
what heroin feels like.
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Well, you're not upset
your dad's gambling?
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Hello, I got him.
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Stay tuned for Wheel of Fortune.
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I heard Vanna White was
in Playboy.
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Is that true?
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May 1987.
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How do you know that?
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Because it was very tasteful.
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And I was disappointed.
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Hey, Grandma, how you feel
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about giving this one
her bath tonight?
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I would love nothing more.
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And no tooting in the tub.
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I know your daddy thinks
it's funny,
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but we are ladies.
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Well, this is nice,
just the two of us.
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Sure, I guess.
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Mm-hmm, watching a little TV?
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Yeah, Wheel is coming up.
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Cool.
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You ever gonna pay Connie
the money you owe her?
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What?
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I know about your betting.
I can't believe you...
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Look.
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It's not a big deal.
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This was the first time.
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Dad.
The first time I lost.
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Dad.
The first time I lost this much.
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I can't believe
you didn't pay her.
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I'm gonna.
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Okay, well...
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here I am,
1,200 bucks, let's go.
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No, if I pay all
at once, your mother will know.
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So?
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Try to keep up here.
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I don't want her to.
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Well, then you better pay.
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You know I'm good for it.
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I don't know a lot of things,
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like I didn't know
you were a deadbeat.
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I ain't no deadbeat.
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And this whole time you have
been on me about my debt.
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That ain't the same.
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Agreed.
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I got a closet
full of purses and shoes.
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You got nothing, now pay up.
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Or what?
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Or I'll tell Mom.
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Snitch.
Deadbeat.
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How was your weekend?
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Just swell.
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Aren't you gonna ask me
about mine?
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I wasn't planning on it.
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Saw that movie Braveheart.
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For a dude
in a skirt and makeup,
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he's a badass.
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I don't care.
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What's his problem?
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Oh, don't worry, it ain't you.
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I'm not worried, I'm nosy.
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Just leave it alone.
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Nobody likes
to chitchat anymore.
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Got a minute?
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I do not.
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Mandy told me
about your situation.
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Well, this ain't
none of your business.
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Well, she's my meemaw,
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so it kind of is.
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I already worked
this out with Mandy.
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You paid up?
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I made a payment.
So y'all are good?
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Yes.
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In 23 more payments.
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What's that mean?
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I'm doing it a little at a time
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so Audrey don't notice.
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Well, do you have some kind
of gambling problem?
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No.
Then why are you keeping things
from Mrs. McAllister?
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It's just one thing.
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What about the trip
to the riverboat casino?
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That was on water.
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It's different.
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Mr. McAllister.
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All right, look,
it's just a hobby.
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I'm allowed to have a hobby.
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Okay, well,
we're fixing up your Mustang.
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Ain't that a hobby?
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You're right, that solves it.
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Get out.
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Okay, talked to my dad.
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There you go.
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$50?
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He owes me $1,200.
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No, he owes you $1,200
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minus $50.
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This is just
the first installment.
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Okay, he's good for it.
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This ain't a layaway.
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He's not buying a blouse
at Dillard's.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Well, my dad owes her.
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I told you not to take money
from family,
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but you never listen.
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Speaking of not listening,
ignore him.
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Look, you'll get your money.
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What, I have to wait months?
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She might not make it that long.
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You may not make it to dinner.
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Now, look.
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If I let your dad slide,
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I get a reputation
for being soft.
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All of a sudden, nobody pays up.
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Well...
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I can help out a little.
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What you got?
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$17 and...
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baggie of Cheerios.
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You need a little muscle?
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I'm right here.
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Thank you so much.
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Very comforting.
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Just try to avoid my naptime.
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Look, can you handle this,
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or do I need to get involved?
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Yeah, I can handle it.
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Well, good.
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Would you like some cookies?
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Fresh from the oven.
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You're a weird grandma.
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She wants all of it at once.
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Why don't you
let me talk to her?
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I'm her favorite.
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Are you?
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Sheldon moved away and Missy
called her a bitch last week,
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so yeah.
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You know, I think you might
need a little backup.
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What you got in mind?
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Isn't this a nice surprise?
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CeeCee missed her meemaw.
Aw.
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I missed her, too.
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Aren't you the
cutest thing?
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Can you believe your daddy
thinks I'm a complete idiot?
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, you've come over
here to butter me up.
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No.
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She's here to butter you up.
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She's cute,
but she ain't $1,200 cute.
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I'll settle it with Jim myself.
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What, you gonna have
his knees broken?
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No. His balls.
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Can you say "balls"?
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Connie, how are you?
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Is that so?
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Well, thank you for telling me.
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Oh, don't worry.
One way or another, he'll pay.
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Who was that?
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Just someone wanting money.
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Ugh, that is so annoying.
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It sure is.
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Did you use margarine
in the mashed potatoes?
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I didn't think you'd notice.
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Guess I would've lost that bet.
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They taste fine to me.
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The hydrogenated fats and
triglycerides don't bother you?
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Must be nice.
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Georgie, I've been
meaning to ask,
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how is your meemaw doing?
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Oh, you know her...
drinking, smoking,
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hitting gophers
with a golf club.
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The usual.
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We should ask her and Dale
to come over for dinner.
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Wouldn't that be nice, Jim?
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Well, I don't know,
drinking, smoking...
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do you really want
that around your children?
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We are impressionable.
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Don't be silly, I'm
gonna give her a call.
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I'll talk to her.
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Thank you.
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Let her know she doesn't need
to bring anything.
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Will do.
And when she's here,
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ask her not to take
any more bets from my husband.
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Daddy!
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Cut the "Daddy" crap.
I know you're in on it.
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Mandy!
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Nice try.
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Thank you.
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I can't believe you.
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And I can't believe
none of you told me.
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I didn't know.
Of course not, honey.
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I still don't know.
What is happening?
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I should've told you.
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No, you never should've been
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making bets in the first place.
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All right, I'll take care of it.
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You've done enough.
I'll take care of it.
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Okay, I got it.
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Dad lost all our money,
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and now we have to eat
margarine.
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Sorry you had
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to find out like that.
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But he left me no choice.
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Well,
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he won't be doing it again.
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So, you got something for me?
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No, I think we're good.
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You realize he still owes me
a lot of money.
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I do. We're not paying.
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Yes, you are. He made a bet.
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00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:17,066
So did you: that he would pay.
272
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,068
You lost.
273
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:22,332
That ain't the way this works.
274
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,683
Well, sports betting is illegal
in the state of Texas.
275
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:25,901
We owe you nothing.
276
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,993
You're really starting
to piss me off.
277
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:34,388
We can always call the police
and see what they have to say.
278
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,304
You wouldn't dare.
279
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,523
Wouldn't I?
280
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:42,876
I go down, I take
your daughter with me.
281
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,705
You're bluffing.
282
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,402
You're bluffing.
283
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:49,577
Hey, Audrey.
284
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:52,362
Oh, what a nice surprise.
285
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,930
That I remembered your name.
286
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,540
Dale.
287
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:57,977
What brings you by?
288
00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:00,980
She just came by to threaten me.
289
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,764
What are you doing that for?
290
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:06,420
She should never have taken
a bet from my husband.
291
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,769
Oh, yeah, you know.
292
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,336
I told her, but
you know this one,
293
00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:12,165
she's like a dog with a bone.
294
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,429
Do you need to be here?
295
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,778
That is a good question.
296
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,955
Why did I come in here?
297
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,565
I'm leaving.
298
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,959
You better not do
anything stupid.
299
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,441
Don't you tell me what to do.
300
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,187
I hate that woman.
301
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,364
Her name is Audrey.
302
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:42,761
Hi.
303
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,199
Your mother sucks!
304
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,941
You're just figuring this out?
305
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,204
She's threatened
to call the cops.
306
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,988
What did you say?
307
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,250
I told her, if I was going down,
308
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,817
I was taking you with me.
309
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:58,472
Oh, my God!
You're joking, right?
310
00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:01,998
No. Yeah, well, no.
Prob-Probably.
311
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:03,999
Connie.
312
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,827
I know everybody'd
be a lot happier
313
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:08,569
if I was just some sweet
old lady playing bingo,
314
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,832
tucking tissues up my sleeve.
315
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,660
Yeah, you do keep
tissues up your sleeve.
316
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:15,402
Well, it's like an extra pocket.
317
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:18,057
Let me talk to my her, okay?
I'll see what I can do.
318
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:20,233
Good. You might
remind her
319
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:22,975
that when you were
pregnant, I took you in.
320
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:23,976
That is true.
321
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,020
And I was the one who paid
322
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,413
all your medical bills.
323
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:27,849
Yes, you did.
324
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,810
And your daughter is named
after me, for God's sake.
325
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,856
Yeah, that still pisses her off.
326
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,032
Good.
327
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,211
What's up?
328
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,212
Nothing.
329
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,041
Just here to report a crime.
330
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,695
Is it a murder?
331
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:50,002
'Cause your ass is killing me.
332
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,047
Next.
333
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,832
Thank you.
334
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,007
Can I help you?
335
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,530
Yes, I have some information
336
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:57,879
regarding illegal sports...
337
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,490
Aren't you
Jim McAllister's wife?
338
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:02,362
How do you know Jim?
339
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,407
He sponsors our softball team.
They do our tires.
340
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,496
Oh, right.
341
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:09,543
That means Georgie Cooper's
your son-in-law.
342
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:10,718
He is.
343
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,502
Love that kid.
344
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:13,809
Of course you do.
345
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:17,507
And his grandma,
what a character.
346
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,509
You know Connie?
347
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,598
Yep, I arrested her once,
348
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,471
now we go mall-walking
on the weekends.
349
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:26,953
So, what you got for me?
350
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,914
I go down, I take
your daughter with me!
351
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,699
You know what?
I just, I'm gonna...
352
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,093
I'm just gonna...
353
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:39,748
Shake that thing.
354
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,103
Where you been?
355
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,106
Police station.
356
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,499
What? Why?
357
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,155
Relax, I didn't turn anybody in.
358
00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:00,072
Don't take this out on Connie.
This is my fault.
359
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,595
I know it's your fault.
360
00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:03,163
I mean, it's a little her fault.
361
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,166
Why are you hiding
things from me?
362
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,385
'Cause I like placing a bet
from time to time.
363
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:10,604
You okay with that?
364
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:14,129
No. I think it's
a stupid waste of money.
365
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,697
And I didn't want to upset you.
366
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,134
That's love.
367
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,529
The next time you lie to me
368
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:25,011
is gonna be the last time
you lie to me.
369
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,796
There ain't gonna
be a next time.
370
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,277
I hope not.
371
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,368
I mean it, I don't want
to get divorced.
372
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,326
Oh, honey.
373
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,590
I would never
let you off that easy.
374
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,338
You finish the brakes
on the Saturn?
375
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,774
Yeah, all done.
376
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:52,951
Who's playing?
377
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,822
'Stros, Cards.
378
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,345
Ah, should be a good one.
379
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,086
Just starting.
380
00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,610
Want to make it interesting?
381
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,222
The next time you lie to me
382
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:06,355
is gonna be the last time
you lie to me.
383
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,618
Nope.
384
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,882
I find the game
interesting enough as it is.
385
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:14,190
Come on, ten bucks.
386
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:16,800
Georgie!
387
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,063
Yes, sir.
388
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,890
Bet Ruben ten bucks on the game.
389
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,153
Why?
390
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:22,154
'Cause I can't.
391
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,198
And you're just gonna watch?
392
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,591
Yeah.
When he was
on a diet,
393
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:25,985
he'd watch me eat doughnuts.
394
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:28,725
And that wasn't weird?
395
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:31,032
No.
It was weird.
396
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,904
I'm going back to work.
397
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,819
How come you can't bet anymore?
398
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,647
I don't want
to talk about it.
How much you lose?
399
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,040
I don't want to talk about it.
400
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,650
Oh... That much, huh?
401
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:43,002
Oh, come on, cheer up.
You want me to eat a doughnut?
402
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,103
Hey, where you been?
403
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,409
Just taking care of my family.
404
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,281
What are you talking about?
405
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,718
Well, I know how mad
everyone's been,
406
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,589
so I went ahead and paid Meemaw.
407
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,026
What?
408
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,245
Oh, it's okay.
409
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,943
Y'all have done so much
for me, Mandy and CeeCee.
410
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,075
No thanks necessary.
411
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,337
You paid my debt?
412
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:18,036
After I said not to?
With our money?
413
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,692
Yes, yes, also yes.
414
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,043
You had no right to do that.
415
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,261
I was helping!
416
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,002
By humiliating me?
417
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,831
I told that woman she wasn't
getting any of our money.
418
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,093
It wasn't from you.
419
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,660
This is none of your business.
420
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,096
Where did you get
that kind of money from?
421
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,446
Well, I had
a little stashed away.
422
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:40,232
Stashed away from me?
423
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,235
Unbelievable.
424
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,585
Oh, come on. I fixed it!
425
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,501
Screw y'all. I'm the hero!
426
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,024
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