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Everything looks so good.
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What should I get,
the Seaside Trio
or the Seafood Platter?
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Oh, what am I talking about?
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One of them is so big,
they serve it on a platter,
for God's sakes.
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I'm going platter.
What about you?
What are you getting?
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Nauseous. I just ate lunch like
a half hour ago.
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Why did you, if you knew
we were going out to dinner?
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It's 4:30 in the afternoon.
I don't even think they're open
yet.
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God, why are we here?
10
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My clock's a little off.
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Since Barb and I became
partners, I've taken
the morning shift at the gym.
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I have to open it up at 6 a.m.
It's killing me.
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-Why don't you take the night?
-Better in the morning.
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-You're terrible in the morning.
-Have you seen me at night?
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Anyway, I've been getting up
earlier and earlier to do that.
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I've gotta get Ritchie off to
school and I've gotta do stuff
at the house.
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By the time the afternoon
comes around, I'm done.
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Anyway, this place is great.
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They've got a bottomless basket
of Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
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Bottomless.
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How do you know the menu
so well?
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-How often do you come here?
-Not often.
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Oh, hey, Christine.
I like your haircut.
24
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Yeah, because I went
to your guy, Liz.
25
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You were right about him too.
He's a good shampooer.
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Okay, so I've been here a couple
of times. My clock is off, okay?
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Oh, by the way,
it's your birthday today.
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Your clock is way off.
My birthday was a month ago.
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Yeah. I know
when your birthday is.
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Yeah, when is it?
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Today, okay? Shut your mouth.
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-You guys ready to order?
-Oh, yeah.
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I'm gonna have
the Seafood Platter
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and he's gonna have
the Ultimate Feast.
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Oh, and by the way,
it's his birthday today...
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...so I guess
we'll be getting that free cake.
37
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You know, we don't really give
out free cake on your birthday.
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I just did it for you
because you got so upset.
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Yeah, but now, it's his birthday
and I promised him...
40
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...and told him about it
on the ride here...
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...and now you're just gonna cut
him off, just like that?
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Okay. I'll get the cake.
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You're a doll.
44
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Happy birthday.
45
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Oh, God.
I should've ordered some coffee.
46
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This is great.
47
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Like going out with Grandma...
48
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...but without the bourbon
and the stealing of
the salt shakers.
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Fine.
50
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-Red Lobster?
-It's so good.
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Hey, you wanna go tomorrow?
Say it's your birthday.
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You took me there last week
for my birthday.
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Yeah? Now we'll say
it's our anniversary.
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It's time they started
giving cake for that too.
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So is Ritchie ready to go?
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I think so.
He's getting his stuff together.
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He's gonna be so excited.
Tomorrow, I'm taking him to the
job site.
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-Whose job site?
-My job site.
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It's a huge job too.
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There's gonna be a backhoe,
and a jackhammer
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and a steamroller.
63
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I'm gonna drive it over a
garbage can. It will be awesome.
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You know, last time you took him
there, he didn't like it.
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Remember the accident?
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Oh, please, there was
no accident.
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Our son lost
the tip of his finger.
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He got a splinter.
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Then he got a scab
which fell off.
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Fell off of what?
The tip of his finger.
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He was traumatized, Richard.
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They had to draw turkeys
in class.
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He was too ashamed
to trace his hand.
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You see, this is exactly
why I wanna take him to my job.
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-You know what he said?
-What?
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He said when he grows up,
he wants to run a women's gym.
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Aw.
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No, not "aw", "ew."
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What woman's gonna wanna join a
gym run by a creepy man with
half a finger?
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He's coming to work with me
tomorrow. He'll love it.
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-Hey, Dad.
-Hey, pal.
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Guess who gets to go
to work with me?
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-Who?
-You.
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(screaming)
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He's excited.
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(loud music)
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What is--? What is happening?
88
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Matthew?
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Matthew?
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What?
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Will you turn down
your stupid music?
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Jeez, it's the middle of the
night. I'm trying to sleep.
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That's not music.
It's the ice-cream truck.
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Oh.
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It's still daytime.
You went to bed 20 minutes ago.
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What? Oh, my God.
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What's happening?
I have no life anymore.
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God, I go from work
to Red Lobster to bed.
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-What is today?
-Saturday.
100
00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:06,039
Ooh. Seafood Sampler Saturday.
101
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Stop it.
What's happening to you?
102
00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,810
Matthew, I gotta get
out of this house.
103
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I don't know if it's safe,
it's almost dusk.
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Come on. What are you doing
tonight?
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God, I'm busy. I got a party.
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Perfect. A party.
107
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That's what I need
to get me out of my rut.
108
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No, no. You can't come with me.
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My friends will be there,
they'll see you.
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Come on, please? I'm in trouble.
111
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I get up before the paper comes,
I go to bed before my 9 year
old...
112
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...and I'm eating three cups of
drawn butter a day.
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I need help.
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Okay, you can come.
But, you know, you can't
embarrass me.
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If you mention any fest,
lobster or otherwise, we're out
of there.
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Yeah, deal, deal.
This is good, yeah.
117
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It's just what I need,
one night out that'll reset
my clock.
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Everything will get back
to normal.
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You think we're gonna be
out past 9?
120
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Because if we are, I'm gonna
need to bring my calcium
supplements.
121
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Look, I know you had a bad
experience last time you came to
work with me.
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The accident?
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It was a splinter.
124
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I think you and your mom have
made this into a bigger deal
than it is.
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Come on, it will be good
for you.
126
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You'll come to work with me
and see it's not dangerous.
127
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Hey, I'll let you use
the nail gun.
128
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I don't feel good.
Maybe I should sleep here
tonight.
129
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You don't feel good, huh?
Alright.
130
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We'll hang out here, and if you
feel better, we'll take it from
there.
131
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And in the meantime,
look what I got for you.
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Huh?
133
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Why don't you try it on?
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It hurts.
135
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It's not even touching
your head yet.
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-It's sharp.
-It's not sharp, it's a hardhat.
137
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Well, it's hard.
138
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Okay, we'll just take it slow.
139
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Matthew. I'm completely
overdressed for this party.
Why didn't you tell me?
140
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Well, you're over a lot of
things for this party.
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I didn't think
it was polite to point it out.
142
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Oh, hey. The Squib's here.
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Oh, good, can't have a party
without The Squid.
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Hi, Squid.
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Hey.
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-It's "Squib."
-Oh, right.
147
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Yeah, talk to me like that,
because Squid would be a stupid
name.
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So you went to Stanford
with all these people?
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Nope, I did go to Berkeley
with all these people.
150
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Oh, right.
God, I'm a little nervous.
151
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It's good music. Huh?
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* Pum pum pum *
153
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* Pum pum pum *
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Ah.
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I'm telling you right now,
if you booty pop at this
party...
156
00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,385
...you're walking home.
157
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God. Alright.
158
00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,922
I don't get out that much.
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What is that smell?
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Matthew....
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00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:17,765
Matthew?
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(sniffs)
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Is that weed?
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Ah.
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-Hey, bud.
-Hey.
166
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-You feeling a little better?
-No. What's that?
167
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Just some wood and building
materials I found in the garage.
168
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What are you gonna do?
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-Nothing you'd be interested in.
-Okay.
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Hey, Ritchie, wanna get the
door for me?
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Okay.
172
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Thank you.
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00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:04,211
So you're probably looking at
that and thinking it's just a
pile of wood.
174
00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:07,881
But to a contractor like me,
it can be anything you want.
175
00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:11,619
-What do you want it to be?
-I don't know. Pile of wood.
176
00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,287
Something else.
177
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A puppy.
178
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Sweetie, it can't be a puppy.
179
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-A fish.
-It can't be a fish.
180
00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,529
It's gotta be something
made of wood.
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Oh, okay.
182
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-A tree.
-You know it can't be a tree.
183
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Ritchie, you know
what I'm trying to get at here.
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You don't have to go
to the job site tomorrow...
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...but I'd like you to help me
build so I can show you how cool
my job is.
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Because maybe it's something
you'd be interested in.
187
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Yeah? So let's build something.
188
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-Could we build a car?
-Yes.
189
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Thank you, God. Great idea.
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-Let's build a car.
-Can I wear gloves?
191
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-Sure.
-Can I wear a costume?
192
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No, Ritchie. No, you may not.
193
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Oh, come on. Even if the U.S.
did ratify the Kyoto Protocol...
194
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...it'd take years to undo the
environmental devastation we've
caused.
195
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,837
Yeah. You know what
that's called?
196
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:07,407
That's an Inconvenient Truth.
197
00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:09,042
What are you talking about?
198
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,813
You know, the movie
about the environment?
199
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,716
With Al Gore?
It's an important film.
200
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:20,153
Yeah, I know, I contributed some
of the research for the
Greenland study.
201
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,724
Oh, I...
202
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...didn't actually see it yet.
203
00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:31,398
But I heard it's good,
so congrats.
204
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,800
Yeah.
205
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God, I bet Greenland was cold,
huh?
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I mean, not as cold as it used
to be, but, you know....
207
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,544
So that's....
208
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,946
That's....
209
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Hi.
210
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:59,693
(speaks foreign language)
212
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,964
What is that? German?
213
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,071
-Come on, we're leaving.
-What? Why?
214
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,773
There's someone here
I don't wanna see.
215
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,008
Oh, yeah. The Germans?
216
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,112
No. No, Tori.
217
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,181
I used to go out with her
until she dumped me.
218
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:24,752
-Oh, which one is she?
-Yes.
219
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The beautiful one?
220
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You're kidding me.
She went out with you?
221
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Thank you. That helps me.
222
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Listen, like--
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-Crap, she saw me.
-What? Matthew.
224
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,969
Matthew? What's going on?
225
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,537
-I've never seen you like this.
-It's a long story.
226
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I was in love with her.
I thought she was the one.
227
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:48,776
Out of nowhere,
she broke up with me.
228
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:51,211
You were in love?
Where was I?
229
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:55,315
Well, most of it happened after
9 p.m., so you were in bed.
230
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,617
Oh, come on,
how come you never told me this?
231
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Well, I mean, it was a while
ago. You were dealing with
Richard.
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-I didn't wanna bother you.
-Bother me?
233
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I'm your sister.
That's what I'm here for.
234
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,761
Christine, our relationship
is kind of a one-way street.
235
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When you have a problem,
I listen.
236
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,064
When I have a problem,
that's a problem
237
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,300
because we're still on
your problems.
238
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:17,470
God, that makes me sound
so awful and shellfish.
239
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,775
You said shellfish.
240
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,476
No, I didn't. I said selfish.
241
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:26,914
I can't believe that's what you
think of me. I hate that.
242
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,481
-Let's just get out of here.
-No.
243
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,450
I feel like I don't know you.
244
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:36,156
I mean, you were in love, your
friends are German, your parties
are boring.
245
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,058
I mean, I didn't know
any of this.
246
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,093
It's okay. I'm fine with the way
things are.
247
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,995
-It works for us.
-No, I don't accept that.
248
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,864
I'm your sister,
we need a new dynamic.
249
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,298
Yeah, no.
Let's go.
250
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:48,368
You can't run away
when you see her.
251
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,438
You lobster once, I'm not gonna
let you do it again.
252
00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,376
You said lobster.
253
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:01,081
I'm starving.
There's not even any food here.
254
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:08,255
-I don't think I can do this.
-Yes, of course you can.
255
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,223
Just go over there
and act natural.
256
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,025
Don't let her know
she got to you, okay?
257
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:15,762
Because there's nothing a woman
likes more than a guy she didn't
get to.
258
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,999
-Really?
-I don't know.
259
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,534
Just don't let her know
that she hurt you, okay?
260
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,905
Really, after my divorce,
I didn't let anybody see my
pain.
261
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:29,042
Are you kidding me? You laid in
bed, sobbing and tearing at your
clothes.
262
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,944
But nobody saw me.
263
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,145
I saw you.
264
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,581
But nobody else saw me, okay?
265
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:38,751
Come on, Matthew, you're funny,
you're smart, you're
good looking.
266
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,453
I mean, and what is she?
She's nothing.
267
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,890
She's undersecretary
of Environmental Affairs...
268
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,757
...for the state of California.
269
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,993
Oh, really?
270
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,896
And she's so pretty.
271
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,330
Boy, is she something.
272
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,032
-Stop.
-Go.
273
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,137
Hey, chuckles, you know
what time it is?
274
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,374
Seven forty-five.
275
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:02,910
That's all?
276
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:06,246
God, why is life so long?
277
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:14,354
-Hey, Tori.
-Hi, Matthew.
278
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,756
Hey, Tori.
279
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:20,493
I got here late.
I thought I'd miss you.
280
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:24,998
Oh, my God, I miss you too.
I think about you all the time.
281
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:28,001
What? No, I said I wasn't sure
I'd see you.
282
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,371
I thought I'd miss you.
283
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,506
I miss you too.
284
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,545
So, what do you think so far?
285
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,647
-This is fun.
-See?
286
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,350
Shows what a little hard work
and imagination can do.
287
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,954
Tomorrow, we'll flatten it with
a steamroller.
288
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,322
I wanna be a contractor.
289
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,091
You do?
290
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,860
Wow. This is intense.
291
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:58,698
Come on, let's get her out
in the street and see
what she can do.
292
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,333
Splinter.
293
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,335
(screams)
294
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,643
-Hey.
-Hey. Hey.
295
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,280
Hey, how'd it go?
296
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,782
I didn't let her see
she got to me.
297
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,284
Oh, good.
298
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,253
I did cry in front of her
and tell her I love her.
299
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,422
Okay. I'm gonna go talk to her.
300
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,457
What? No, you can't.
She thinks I'm pathetic.
301
00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:00,660
Now I'm gonna send my sister in
there? Let's get out of here.
302
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,230
No, no, no. I'm good at this,
okay? Let me help you.
303
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,332
-This is our new dynamic.
-No. No.
304
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,601
We're done with that.
I'm just gonna get my coat,
you stay.
305
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,239
What--? No--
306
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,149
Hey, good party, huh?
307
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,451
-I guess.
-Yeah.
308
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,820
So I saw you were talking to
Matthew.
309
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,722
Yeah. Why?
310
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,158
No, it's no reason.
311
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:35,028
It's just that I-- I get a
little jealous
312
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,664
because he's my boyfriend.
313
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,100
And he's....
314
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:43,303
He's hot.
315
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:46,406
He's your brother.
Christine, I've met you before.
316
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,075
Oh, damn it.
317
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:59,052
I've gotta pay closer attention.
Okay, look....
318
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,753
Tori, that was stupid. I know.
319
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:04,391
But I just want you to know that
I think you're wrong about
Matthew.
320
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,593
Really. I mean, he's such
a great guy.
321
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,329
He's thoughtful
and he's selfless.
322
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,598
You know, when I was going
through my divorce...
323
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:15,302
...I was having really bad time
and Matthew helped me through
it, totally.
324
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:20,173
I mean, he'd like sit on the
edge of my bed and he'd read
Self Magazine to me.
325
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,175
And one time...
326
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:27,480
...he painted a face on his
tummy and he put on this tummy
puppet show.
327
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,615
And....
328
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,251
Oh, God, we watched
Under The Tuscan Sun...
329
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,120
...like, you know, 50 times.
330
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:37,924
And he'd start crying
and then I'd go, and--
331
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,459
Oh, you know, I'm just--
332
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:43,363
What I'm trying to tell you
is that he's a good man.
333
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,099
He sounds like a good woman.
334
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,801
And you sound like a mess.
335
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,639
Alright, fair enough.
336
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,346
Hi.
337
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:03,516
I accidentally might have
talked to Tori...
338
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:09,489
...and made things
just a smidge worse.
339
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:13,760
You spoke to her after I told
you not to? What did you say?
340
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,596
Well, you know,
I just tried to talk you up.
341
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:20,800
You know, I told her how you
helped me through my divorce.
342
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,270
Oh, no.
343
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,438
The tummy puppet show?
344
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:29,242
-I told her that.
-Self Magazine?
345
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:34,113
Uh, I don't know, I may have
mentioned that.
346
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:37,617
Under The Tuscan Sun?
347
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:41,788
-No. I have a brain in my head--
-Oh, you told her.
348
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:45,558
Matthew, I'm sorry, okay?
I think it's sweet.
I was trying to help.
349
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,494
That makes me look like
a weenie.
350
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,330
No. She doesn't think
you're a weenie.
351
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:53,166
She thinks you're a woman.
352
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,268
-Oh, my God.
-A good woman.
353
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,736
You're unbelievable.
354
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,405
I asked you to stay
out of this.
355
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,307
No, I did it for you.
356
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,709
No, you did it for you.
Because you're shellfish.
357
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,678
-Oh, you just said--
-I know what I just said.
358
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,649
Christine?
359
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,554
(screams)
360
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:16,756
What are you doing?
361
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,592
Oh, God, I just took
a little nap.
362
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:23,930
Hey, you know that smell
from before?
363
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,932
Definitely weed.
364
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,569
So where were you?
365
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,671
With Tori. We went for a walk.
366
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,940
Oh, really? That's good.
Was it good?
367
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,976
No. She spent time checking her
e-mail on her cell phone...
368
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:40,179
...until I mentioned I was going
to med school, then she got
interested.
369
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,548
-Ew.
-I know.
370
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:42,949
So did you tell her
to get lost?
371
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,184
No, I made out with her.
372
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,153
Oh, so you're back together?
373
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:50,657
No, but she told me to give her
a call when I was done with med
school.
374
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,826
-But you're not gonna?
-Yeah, I probably will.
375
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,729
Oh, so did I help at all?
376
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,098
Not even a little bit.
But thanks.
377
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:03,303
Matthew, I'm sorry. I promise
I'm gonna try to pay closer
attention to your life.
378
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,637
I'm gonna be a better sister.
379
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,506
Come on, I'll buy you
a bucket of fish.
380
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:09,509
You're so good to me.
381
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,417
-Is it feeling any better?
-No.
382
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:21,053
-It's still throbbing.
-Oh.
383
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,755
So did you have any fun tonight?
384
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,858
I can't remember anything
before the accident.
385
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,961
Richard? Ritchie?
386
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,764
What are you guys doing here?
It's the middle of the night.
387
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,301
It's 10 to 9.
388
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:38,104
Come on, it was 10 to 9 two
hours ago.
389
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,906
Why's it so cold in here?
390
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,975
It's alright, Grandma.
You're just getting near the
end.
391
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,147
Hey, what happened
to your finger?
392
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,682
It's just a splinter.
393
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,917
How'd it happen?
394
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:54,454
I don't remember anything
before the accident.
395
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,323
Nothing? Good.
396
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,325
Today's your birthday.
397
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,026
Let's see what else
they have on a platter.
398
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,830
For some reason,
I'm starving.
399
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,833
What do you smell like?
400
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,801
A party.
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