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Just for you.
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You got me a present?
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Yeah. You invested
all that money in the gym.
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You saved my ass.
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You're co-owner now.
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You deserve something.
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Come on. Open it!
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A key.
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That unlocks the front door
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so you can come and go
whenever you want.
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I know what a key does.
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Where's my present?
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That is the present.
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You're so funny.
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No, it's full access.
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I want you to think
of the gym as your own.
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I gave you $20,000.
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I do think of it as my own.
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Oh, and check this out.
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Your new desk.
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Oh, look at this.
It's so tiny.
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Oh, look. I can
put my key on it,
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and use it
as a key chain.
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Yeah, it is kind of small.
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All right, well, how about this?
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How about,
whoever gets here first
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can use the big desk.
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Well, today, I got here
five minutes before you, so...
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We'll start tomorrow.
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Okay, let's go tell Ali
what's happening.
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So, Ali,
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kind of big news.
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Barb has bought into the gym.
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She is now a
co-owner with me,
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and we'll be running
things together.
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Did you get fired?
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Because you peed
in the shower?
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You peed in the shower?
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It's not a big deal.
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It might be the biggest deal
I've ever heard.
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Oh, come on.
This is a gym,
not a restaurant.
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Barb and I are
now co-owners,
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and that means
we're co-bosses,
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and that means
you have to listen
to both of us, okay?
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Is that what it means?
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Don't ask her.
I'm still your boss.
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Is that true?
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Okay, let's
just move on.
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Oh, hey, honey.
Hi, Mom.
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Hi.
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Hey! That's my old desk
from kindergarten.
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What are you
guys doing here?
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I messed up my schedule.
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I got to go to UCLA
to register for my classes.
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Matthew, Ritchie
can't stay here.
I'm working.
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Well, I can't take him with me.
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Look, I can't leave Barb alone
at the gym. It's her first day.
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She hasn't even gone
through orientation.
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I have to orient her.
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Women only, key
goes under the plant,
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don't pee
in the shower.
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Got it.
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Take Ritchie.
I'll be fine.
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Besides, it'll give me time
to organize my desk
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and put away
my Scooby Doo lunchbox.
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Okay, fine. But if
anything comes up,
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you just call me,
all right? Ritchie!
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Come on, sweetie pie.
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I'm going to
take you home.
Okay.
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Okay, call me.
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I'm going to need February off.
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Personal reasons.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Guys, if you're coming over
for dinner,
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you've got
to give me more notice.
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To give you time
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to hide the boxes?
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I only use that as a base,
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and then I add
my own secret ingredients.
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Pepper.
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We need to borrow
your overnight bag.
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Oh, we've been
divorced three years.
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Get your own luggage.
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Fine. Hang your
own Christmas lights.
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It's in Matthew's room.
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What do you need it for?
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Our trip. Richard
won't tell me
where we're going.
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He's so romantic.
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Yeah, he is.
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I remember once
he took me away on vacation,
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he wouldn't tell me where.
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It was camping.
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With his parents.
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In Death Valley.
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Yeah. Before that trip,
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they used to
call it Happy Valley.
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Camping? Is that
where we're going?
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No, don't tell me.
Is it?
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No, I want to be
surprised. Is it?
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Don't tell me.
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I'm going to go say
good-bye to Ritchie.
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So when are
you guys going away?
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No, don't tell me.
Okay, tell me.
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Friday.
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Friday? What... what am I
supposed to do with Ritchie?
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Matthew's busy, I've got
to stay with Barb at the gym,
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I've been cooking all day,
I'm almost out of pepper.
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This isn't a good time
for you to go away.
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It's too late to cancel.
You knew about this.
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Fine. Okay, I guess
I'll figure it out.
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Where you guys going anyway?
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So the bag's in Matthew's room?
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Richard, come on.
I won't ruin the big surprise.
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Where you guys going?
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Somewhere up north.
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Yeah? Napa? Monterey?
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Uh...
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Are you taking her
to the Big Sur Ranch?
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Uh...
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The place where we went
on our honeymoon
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and every anniversary?
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The Big Sur Ranch?
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Is that the ranch near Big Sur?
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Richard!
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All right! We're going
to the Big Sur Ranch.
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What? That's the place where
we consecrated our marriage.
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That's the church
of our marriage.
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You're taking your girlfriend
to our sacred marriage church?
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Why do you care?
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We're not married
anymore.
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Remember the lawyers?
The arguments?
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"I can't live
like this anymore!"
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"We're growing apart."
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"That mustache
doesn't help!"
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And you said
some things, too.
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Okay, fine. Go. Whatever.
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But when you're there,
may you think of nothing else
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but the time
we spent there together.
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May you look
into New Christine's eyes
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and see only me.
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Are you putting
a curse on me?
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Right.
If I had that kind of power,
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I'd be four inches taller
and a million dollars richer.
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Oh, and I'd do something
about war, too, I guess.
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Maybe I would end it.
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Mmm! Macaroni and pepper.
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Hey, so did you sign up
for the premed course?
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Yup. And, on my first day,
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they're going to give me
a heart listener
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and one of those
ear looker things.
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So when do you start?
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Next week.
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Are you kidding me?
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No.
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What's wrong with your face?
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Richard's going away,
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and Barb's just starting
at the gym.
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What am I supposed
to do with Ritchie?
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Well, we talked
about hiring a nanny.
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What's wrong with that?
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I'm not ready
for that.
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I don't want some stranger
coming into my house
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to take care of my kid--
some woman named... Angela.
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Pretty soon,
Ritchie's going to be calling
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for Angela in his sleep.
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"I like Angela's
macaroni and cheese."
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"Angela's good at math."
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I hate Angela.
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Well, don't blame Angela.
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She's just doing her job.
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I hate the way she judges me.
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Come on. She's a nice girl.
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I don't trust her.
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There's no Angela, right?
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No.
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Oh, my God!
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Richard, this is amazing!
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Yeah. Isn't it?
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A fireplace. And a round bed!
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I've always wanted to sleep
on a round bed.
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Or even an oval one.
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I love new shapes.
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Ooh, and a hot tub!
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Is that an octagon?
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Do you feel
like a glass of champagne?
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I am way ahead of you.
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(gasps)
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I love it here.
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This is going to be
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the best vacation ever.
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Thank you, baby.
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You're welcome.
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I'm starving.
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Let's order some food.
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Okay.
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Oh, yeah. Get a couple
of shrimp cocktails.
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We are going
to have the best time.
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(upbeat music playing)
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Uh... What... what is that?
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That's not our regular music.
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Oh, Barb thought
it would pick up the mood.
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What was wrong with the mood?
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Barb said it was crap.
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She's honest.
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Way better than our old boss,
don't you think?
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'Cause I think
she was a drinker.
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You do know I'm your old boss,
right?
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Yes.
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(upbeat music playing)
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You're sitting
at my desk.
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Our desk.
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Remember whoever gets
here first gets the big desk?
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That was the deal.
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Yeah. A deal's a deal, so enjoy.
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Hey, you've been pretty busy.
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I noticed you've moved
all the equipment around,
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and you brought in a plant
and you changed the music.
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Oh, yeah.
I couldn't stand it anymore.
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That old music
was so depressing,
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the stereo tried
to jump out the window.
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Yeah. Yeah.
Unfortunately, though,
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the old music was provided
by the company, and as such,
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we are contractually obliged
to play it.
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So... it's your second day.
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Please,
don't worry about, you know?
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You're bound to make mistakes.
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The new music
is also from the company.
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As such.
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I found it in the back
with these T-shirts,
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two wine glasses and a bra.
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Yeah. That was from
our grand opening party.
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This is a woman's-only gym.
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Very much so.
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But, look, if you want me
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to put the old music back,
I will.
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No, no, no. It's fine.
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It's fine, you know?
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I'm just saying that I wish
you had asked me
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before you changed
everything around.
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I'm sorry. You weren't here.
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I didn't think
it was a big deal.
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But next time, I'll ask.
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Thank you.
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and, and so will Mommy,
but some of the time,
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you'll be
with the nanny.
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But, you know what, Bud?
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We're gonna pick
that nanny together,
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and if you don't like
any of the ones
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we interview, you can say no.
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No.
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Okay. Good job.
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I am so late.
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Okay, Ritchie, honey,
Uncle Matthew's gonna meet
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the nannies with you, and then
if you like any of them,
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Mommy's gonna
meet them and then
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we can make
the decision together.
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Okay. I love you, Bud.
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I'm so late. I gotta
get to work. Bye.
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I like her.
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Let's keep looking
for someone who cleans.
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I really love it here.
262
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:19,546
This is the best vacation
I've ever been on.
263
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,882
Please don't
lie to me.
264
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:24,384
Okay. It would be better
if we could have sex.
265
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,854
Or, technically,
if you could have sex.
266
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,225
I don't know what's
going on with me.
267
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,327
I was sure after the hike
and the shower
268
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,529
and the Pay Per View movie
something would happen, but...
269
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:37,731
It didn't.
270
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,867
I know, Christine.
I was there.
271
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,535
It doesn't matter.
We're here together.
272
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,772
This is the best vacation ever.
273
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,840
For me, too.
274
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:50,477
Those movies were dirty, huh?
275
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,858
Yes!
276
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,130
Damn it.
277
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,866
Oh, God. I've got to join a gym.
278
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:18,038
Christine, why don't you
just take the big desk?
279
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,139
No.
280
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,440
We have a deal.
281
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:21,809
Whoever gets here first.
282
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,778
It's obviously
weirdly important to you.
283
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,148
You take the desk.
284
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,917
(sighs)
285
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:36,289
Oh, mother.
286
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,826
So, Ali and I want to talk
to you about something.
287
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,427
Oh. You and Ali
288
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,429
have something
to talk to me about.
289
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:46,333
Now, suddenly,
there's you and Ali.
290
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,668
Ali, can you
come in here, please?
291
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:51,438
What is that?
292
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,941
Did you have an
intercom installed?
293
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,508
It's on your phone.
294
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:58,846
You just press the INT button.
295
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,914
Oh, I thought that
was the Internet.
296
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,120
No wonder no one
ever gets my e-mails.
297
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,424
Hey, Al, tell Christine
your idea.
298
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,194
Oh. My cousin's roommate
has a friend
299
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,997
who knows the guy who takes care
of Tom Hanks's dogs.
300
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,132
So, I was thinking,
with his help,
301
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,901
we could break into his house,
302
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,502
and we...
No. No.
303
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:28,308
The, the, the other idea,
about the gym.
304
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,345
Oh, right.
305
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,747
I was thinking,
to increase membership,
306
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,450
maybe we could offer a deal
where, if you get a friend
307
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,352
to sign up,
you get a month free,
308
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,421
and if you get
two friends to sign up,
309
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,890
you get two months free,
310
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,657
and if you get three friends
to sign up...
311
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:45,859
She gets it.
312
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,060
She gets it.
313
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,096
Just show her,
show her the flyer.
314
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,932
We call it "Better
Body Buddies."
315
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:55,702
Hmm.
316
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,704
Can I be honest?
317
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,406
I don't love it.
318
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,874
Did you even read it?
319
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:04,011
Can I be honest? No.
320
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,315
Ali, can you give me
a minute with Christine?
321
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,851
It was nice
working with you.
322
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,691
What's going on?
That's a good idea.
323
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,594
I mean, do you have something
against making more money?
324
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,230
Because money is good.
325
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,598
Look it up
on the Internet.
326
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,175
No, I don't have something
against making money.
327
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:39,079
Okay? I do, however, have
something against a program
328
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,614
that rewards people
for being popular.
329
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,183
Okay? No.
330
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,752
No. What if you don't have
any friends to refer?
331
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,420
Okay? You get nothing.
332
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,890
What is this, like
junior high school?
333
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,892
No, I'm afraid I'm
going to have to use
334
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,127
my veto power
on this one.
335
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,195
Oh, wait. Wait a minute.
336
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,763
You said we were partners.
337
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,431
Yeah. We are.
338
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:02,135
But I'm the senior partner,
and you're the junior partner.
339
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:03,903
I'm the majority
340
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,438
and you're the...
341
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,745
Well...
342
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,414
Finish it.
343
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:19,619
I will not.
344
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,422
Oh, come on, Christine,
you said we were co-owners.
345
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:25,458
Well, on paper,
but I started this business.
346
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,460
It's mine. Of course
I have a bigger say
347
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,562
about what does on here
than you do.
348
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,764
You know, I was really
excited about this.
349
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,300
I thought, this is a chance
350
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,402
to create something
wonderful with my friend,
351
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,770
but I see that we have
really different ideas
352
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,106
about what this
is supposed to be.
353
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,741
I feel like I'm
a pretty good boss.
354
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,511
You're not my boss.
355
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,014
I invested a lot of money
in this business.
356
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,748
I expect to be a real partner.
357
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,084
Well, can I be honest?
358
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:55,788
Oh...
359
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,324
What a baby.
360
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,460
Ooh, I get the big desk.
361
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:08,168
And, Ritchie, if you decide
on the trumpet, let me know.
362
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,769
I'll bring you
to my orchestra rehearsal.
363
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,239
And I'd love you to come back
and meet Ritchie's mom.
364
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,041
Okay. I'll bring some of
that blueberry buckle
365
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,042
I was talking about.
366
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,443
It won a prize.
367
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,581
It was a pleasure
meeting you, Ritchie.
368
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,715
Hope to see you soon.
369
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:23,816
Au revoir.
370
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:24,884
Do you remember what that means?
371
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,120
Good-bye.
372
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,360
Okay, you had to
have loved her.
373
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,495
Musician, yoga
teacher, pastry chef.
374
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,830
Unless you can fly, and
turn raindrops into chocolate,
375
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,199
we're not gonna do any better.
376
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,800
What do you think?
377
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,036
We can do better.
378
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,613
Good morning.
379
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,082
How are you feeling?
380
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,450
So much better.
381
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,886
I really think all I needed
was a good night's sleep.
382
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,521
Oh, thank God.
383
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,757
Not that I wasn't
having a good time.
384
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:05,825
I'm fine either way.
385
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,161
But thank God.
386
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,697
Come back to bed.
387
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,865
I will. But first
I have a surprise for you.
388
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:15,402
Ooh. I love surprises.
389
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,107
Oh, Lord.
390
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,508
I found it in the overnight bag
391
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,343
I know you were saving it
for a present,
392
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,677
but I thought we needed it now.
393
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,546
That's Old Christine's
old nightie.
394
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,681
She must have left it
in the overnight bag.
395
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:33,953
Eww.
396
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,255
Eww. Get it off.
Okay. Okay.
397
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,789
Get it off!
Wait.
Come here.
398
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,425
Get it off! Richard! Richard!
399
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,227
Richard, help me!
Okay. Okay. Okay.
400
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,897
It's okay, it's okay.
401
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,799
Okay. It's okay.
402
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,702
Okay. Okay,
It's okay. Okay.
403
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,740
I'm sorry.
404
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,908
I shouldn't have
brought you here.
405
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,810
What? No?
406
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,913
It's great.
407
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,849
This is the best vacation ever.
408
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,552
You can stop saying that.
409
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,121
What's happening?
410
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,157
Why is it so bad?
411
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,727
I wasn't gonna
tell you this, but...
412
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,764
this is where I came with
Christine on our honeymoon.
413
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:20,933
What?
414
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,435
Why would you
bring me here?
415
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,304
I don't know. I'm,
I'm on their mailing list
416
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:27,507
and they sent me a thing
for a third night free.
417
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:30,710
So I thought, "Great,
there's a $200 savings."
418
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,779
Maybe you could have
saved even more money
419
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,848
and just slept with me
at your ex-wife's house.
420
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:39,986
I don't know. I don't think
I'd be able to perform.
421
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,322
Oh. I get it.
422
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,657
Look, please don't
read anything into this.
423
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,394
All I wanted to do was
surprise you with a nice trip
424
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,996
have sex, eat,
save a couple of bucks.
425
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,898
That's it.
426
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,207
You're an idiot.
427
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,808
That's all I'm trying to say.
428
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,451
Oh, Barb. You're back.
429
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:15,888
I just came to get my laptop
and my $20,000
430
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,459
Come on, Barb,
don't be like that.
431
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,793
Why are you so mad at me?
432
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,829
Because you were petty
and close-minded
433
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,664
and you didn't like
any of my ideas.
434
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:28,000
I don't like anybody's ideas
unless they're my own.
435
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,903
That's my thing.
436
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,805
It's cute on me.
437
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,041
The only thing that'll be
cute on you right now
438
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,243
are tire tracks.
439
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,311
Oh, Barb!
440
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,914
Sorry. I'm mad at you.
441
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,717
I came here and tried
to improve this place.
442
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,853
I thought that's why you were
excited to have a partner
443
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,455
so we could build a business
together.
444
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,323
Well, I was excited
to have a partner.
445
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,724
I do want to build a business.
446
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,360
Then what's wrong?
I mean why do you
447
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,462
treat me like the help?
448
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,864
I feel like everything
is changing, you know,
449
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,866
and not just here--
at home, too.
450
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:04,737
Matthew's ditching me
to become a stupid doctor.
451
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,608
And Angela's trying
to take Ritchie away from me.
452
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:13,145
You mean Angela,
the nanny who doesn't exist?
453
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,947
Yeah, that's right.
454
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:18,084
Wasn't Angela the name
of your imaginary neighbor
455
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,920
who was stealing your mail?
456
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,291
Oh, that's interesting.
457
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:27,627
Isn't Angela also
your mom's name?
458
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:33,065
I'm starting to see
a pattern here.
459
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,302
Look, crazy lady,
460
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,903
you're missing
the whole point.
461
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,806
If I'm your partner,
I could do half the work
462
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,108
if you'd let me,
and if I do half the work,
463
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,110
then you won't need an Angela
464
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,878
because you can
take care of Ritchie
465
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:51,418
and have time left over to--
please, God-- get some therapy.
466
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,656
No nanny.
467
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:59,125
Oh, my God.
468
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,594
You've just solved
all my problems.
469
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:05,965
Sweetie, that doesn't begin
to solve all your problems.
470
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:09,135
Oh, partner, you love me.
471
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,803
You really need help.
472
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,740
You love me.
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