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BARB:
You know who
else I hate?
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Magicians.
Here's a trick--
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lose the cape and move out
of your parents' garage.
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Are you even
listening to me?
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Christine!
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Ow!
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Barb.
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Relax, it's just a pumpkin seed.
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It really hurt.
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Hmm. It may
have been a push pin.
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What are you looking at?
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Richard.
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Look at him,
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chatting up that girl.
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What is he doing
here anyway?
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This is a women-only gym.
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There's not supposed
to be men leering
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and saying filthy things
while I work out.
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He didn't say anything
to you, did he?
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No.
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LOUDSPEAKER:
Change stations now.
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Hey!
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"Change stations now."
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God.
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Am I bleeding?
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A little.
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What's the matter
with you, crazy?
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You're gonna scare
all the customers away.
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I'm trying to scare you
away, Richard.
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This is a gym for women only.
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That's why there's a sign
out front that says,
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"For women only."
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Yeah, and if that doesn't
keep the men away,
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she puts the fatties
in the machines by the window.
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Okay, Barb--
first of all, they're people.
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Okay? And second of all,
we refer to them as "befores."
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Who is that girl?
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That's Denise.
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She works at the deli I go to.
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I saw her here and we started
talking, so I...
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Wow.
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Hey! Change stations now!
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Richard, could you
do me a favor
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and not hit on my hot clients?
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How do you think
that makes Barb feel?
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Hey.
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I wasn't hitting on her.
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She asked me out.
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What'd you say?
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What do you think I said?
Look at her.
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Wow.
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I wonder if they make
something like that in a man.
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Barb.
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Sorry.
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Oh, shoot. I gotta go.
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I've been here for 35 minutes.
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Remind me to take five minutes
off my workout tomorrow.
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I don't want to get too big.
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Richard, I thought you
were still torn up
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about New Christine.
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Last week you told me you
couldn't get through
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a single day without
thinking about her every second.
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Now you're out there slobbering
over that coed.
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I mean, what, what the hell's
wrong with you?
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I am still in love
with New Christine,
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but I've called her,
I've e-mailed her,
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I sent her pictures of myself
wearing nothing but a hardhat.
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What am I supposed to do-- be
alone for the rest of my life?
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Hey, I'm doing it.
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I mean, how does this
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even happen to you?
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You buy a sandwich from someone
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and next thing you know
you've got a date?
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Easy. I say yes to life.
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I say yes to life.
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Have you dated
anyone since last May?
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No.
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Have you made any new friends?
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No.
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Have you done anything fun?
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No.
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But the corporate office
sent me a voucher
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for a weekend in Sedona.
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Did you use it?
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No.
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Yeah. You're all about "yes."
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Well, I hate the desert, okay?
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The dry air makes
sparks in my hair.
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Hey, I said yes to you.
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Look where that got me.
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Ha-ha. Good one.
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New Christine broke up
with him three months ago.
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He loved her.
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He still does.
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Now he's out there toying around
with some young thing?
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I mean, explain that to me.
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I think it's kind of like
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that dog we had
growing up-- Jumbles.
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Do you remember
how he used to always
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hump the furniture
or anyone who came over?
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Come on,
Richard's not like that.
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Well, no.
Jumbles was a gentleman.
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You know, women like sex, too.
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It's just that if we don't
have it for a week,
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we don't feel the need to pounce
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on the first thing
that comes along.
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We... channel it
in productive ways.
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Meaning?
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We drink.
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Or shop.
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Or eat.
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God, I am starving!
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What are you guys talking about?
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Denise.
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Matthew.
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Who's Denise?
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Um...
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She's a, a new
machine at the gym.
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Do other machines have names?
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Just the dirty ones.
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So what's the new
machine like?
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Cheap.
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A lot of plastic parts.
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Easy to get on and off.
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Sounds like a fun machine.
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You know, Ritchie,
now, listen to me.
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You stay away from machines
like that, okay?
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I'm not kidding.
You understand me?
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I'm gonna go wash my hands.
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Good. Clean is good.
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Yeah, he's gonna be okay.
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He's a clean boy.
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What do you care
who Richard messes around with?
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I don't care, okay?
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I just don't want Richard
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parading a string
of floozies around my boy.
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Do they still make floozies?
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I thought they discontinued
floozies in the '40s.
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You know what I mean.
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God, we thought
New Christine was bad.
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Denise is even worse.
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Yeah, and it's only going
downhill from here.
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As Richard gets older,
the women are gonna have to get
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stupider and sluttier
in order for Richard
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to be able to trick them
into sleeping with him.
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You know, he really had it good
with New Christine.
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If only we could fix Richard
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the way we did Jumbles.
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(knocking)
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Oh, my God.
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I know. I would
have called first,
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but I didn't have your number.
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Oh, that's okay.
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I wouldn't have
been home anyway.
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Well, I probably would have just
left a message on your machine.
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I'm sorry, I didn't
check my messages.
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I... No, I-I didn't
leave a message.
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I-I didn't have your number.
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Oh. Well, I should
give it to you.
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Great.
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Listen.
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New Christine...
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Oh, you know, you can
just call me Christine.
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Oh, sorry. Old habit.
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New Christine, here's the thing.
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I really think
that you and Richard
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should get back together.
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He really misses you.
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He talks about you all the time,
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and, to tell you the truth,
he's kind of a mess without you.
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Wow.
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I didn't expect that.
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I thought for sure you were
going to tell me
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you guys were getting married.
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Or you're going out of town
and wanted me to house-sit.
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Uh... No, no,
I'm not going anywhere.
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And I'm not marrying Richard.
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He wants to be with you.
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Well, he obviously
still has feelings for you.
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He kissed you.
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Well, we have history.
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With his tongue.
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Nasty history.
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But he really does
miss you, and...
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and, God, if it makes
you feel any better,
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Ritchie misses you, too.
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and Matthew.
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And... me.
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I miss you, too.
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Oh... I don't think
I can take him back.
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Listen, New Christine,
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I have a personal philosophy
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that I would love
to share with you.
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What is it, Old Christine?
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No.
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My philosophy is...
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Say yes to life.
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This is your philosophy?
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Yes.
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You say yes to life?
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Yes. Why is it so freakin' hard
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for people to believe that?
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Call him.
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Say yes to life.
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Well, I have to think about it.
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Okay. Well, that's fair enough.
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I'm glad I came over.
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Oh, me, too.
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Yeah.
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Come on.
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Open.
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Do you need help?
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I locked my keys
in my car.
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I think I an unlock it
if I can just...
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...drop my card
into the door. Good.
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Okay, that's done.
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Well, do you have Triple-A?
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I do. That was my card that
just fell into the door.
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If you could just help me
turn the car upside down,
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maybe we could shake it out.
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You want to grab the front...?
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(both laughing)
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You smell good.
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Excuse me?
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No, nothing. Uh...
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There was just a breeze
and I smelled you.
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I-I have a very sensitive nose.
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I don't think anyone
ever smells good, but...
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you do.
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So.
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Bye-bye.
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Wait, you're just gonna
smell me and walk away?
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Yeah. I think I am.
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I just wish I'd walked away
before I told you that...
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I smelled you.
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It's okay.
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It's the best thing that
happened to me all day.
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Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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Good luck.
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You seem like a...
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(clearing throat)
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very together guy.
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I'm sure you'll be able
to figure this one out.
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Now you're making fun of me?
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No, no, I was just
flirting, but...
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sometimes it comes out mean.
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I'm not good at it.
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Oh, well, me neither.
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I have to stage a whole
locked-out-of-my-car thing
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just to get women
to talk to me.
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You staged this?
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No.
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Just kidding.
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You see, my keys are right there
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on the seat
next to my cell phone.
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And the donor heart
I was transporting.
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Oh, really?
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No. That's fun
to do to you, though.
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(laughing)
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Well, it was nice
chatting with you.
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I'll smell ya later.
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You want to have
dinner with me?
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Oh, no.
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I don't even know you.
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You're just some guy
on the side of the road.
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No, I'm not just some guy.
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I own a successful business,
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00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,191
but I give a lot
to the environment.
270
00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,493
Kind of rich hippie.
271
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,062
I also love animals.
272
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:05,498
Especially lamb-- grilled
with a little rosemary.
273
00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,067
Come on,
274
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:09,269
It's just dinner. Say yes.
275
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,508
Yes.
276
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:16,509
Really?
277
00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:19,012
Yes.
278
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,414
Oh, wait a minute,
you're not married, are you?
279
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,785
No.
Then yes.
280
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,553
You don't live with
your mother, do you?
281
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:27,755
She's been dead
for ten years.
282
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,823
Then yes.
283
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,725
Oh, you're not
an alcoholic, are you?
284
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:32,726
Not anymore.
285
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,095
Then yes.
286
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,468
CHRISTINE:
Okay, you ready?
287
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,870
Do it.
288
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,144
How do I look?
289
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,480
Looks like your butt's
coming out your front.
290
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:56,716
Shut up.
291
00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:58,118
Is it okay?
292
00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,787
Looks like you're
trying to smuggle
293
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,255
a couple of bald guys
across the border.
294
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,493
I'm changing.
295
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,660
I'm kidding. You're fine.
296
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,863
What are you so nervous about?
297
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,599
I'm going on a date
with a complete stranger.
298
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,267
Why did I say yes?
299
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,669
If I'd said no, I'd be
safely tucked in bed
300
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,438
with a tumbler of chardonnay
301
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:21,408
and a big bag of barbecue
potato chips on my lap.
302
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,782
You know, you are one mattress
fire away from being Mom.
303
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,819
Why did you say yes?
304
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:35,823
Aw, it's my stupid
new philosophy.
305
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,791
Sleeping with strangers
seems more like
306
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:41,228
your college philosophy.
307
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,196
Barb, it's a first date, okay?
308
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,266
I'm not sleeping with anybody.
309
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,235
Unless he asks.
310
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:53,673
Hey.
311
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,043
Whoa. I remember those guys.
312
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,416
What are you
doing here?
313
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,018
New Christine called.
314
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,053
She wants to get together
and talk things over.
315
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,420
We're going out tonight.
316
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,322
Oh, that is great.
317
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,858
Yeah, she told me
you went over there
318
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,860
and I just want
to say really...
319
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:16,864
How you guys doing?
320
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,398
Don't answer him.
321
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,100
I have a problem, though.
What?
322
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,534
When New Christine called,
Denise was over
323
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,036
and I couldn't exactly
get rid of her,
324
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,437
and now I don't know
what to do.
325
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,873
Well, where is she now?
326
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,274
In my truck out front.
327
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,877
You left the girl sitting
in your truck?
328
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:33,113
I put the radio on.
329
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,983
You're not afraid she'll chew
up the seats?
330
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:42,289
So that's the new
machine at the gym.
331
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,826
She's cute, huh?
Oh, definitely.
332
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,195
I'll take her
off your hands.
333
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,562
Seriously?
That would be awesome.
334
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:50,864
Anything I should know first?
335
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,165
She doesn't like
ethnic foods,
336
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,466
and stay away
from book stores.
337
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,502
Good to know.
338
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,738
This is a woman
you are talking about.
339
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:01,474
That's why I asked
those questions.
340
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,983
Here you go.
341
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,252
Anything interesting
happen while I was gone?
342
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,587
No.
343
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,889
I saw you fall off the couch.
344
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:54,561
Oh, yeah, I fell
off the couch.
345
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,597
So I want to hear more
about your new philosophy.
346
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,899
Oh, it's pretty simple really.
347
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,768
I just say yes to everything.
348
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:02,769
Check please.
349
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,071
(laughing)
350
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,608
No, not everything.
351
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,944
It's just... it's just
that my ex-husband...
352
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,480
well, he kind of pointed out
that I tend to be closed off
353
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,148
to new opportunities.
354
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:18,118
So I thought I'd just, you know,
try and change it up a bit.
355
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,420
You have a pretty good
relationship with your ex?
356
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:21,788
Yeah, pretty good.
357
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:22,855
We talk.
358
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,993
Make out sometimes.
359
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,595
That's a story
for another day.
360
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,963
So how's your divorce?
361
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,798
It looks like
it's going to stick.
362
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,800
She's remarried.
363
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,635
To our marriage counselor.
364
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,605
Also a story for
365
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:39,806
another day...
366
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,441
Is everything okay there?
367
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:42,942
Oh, yes, sorry.
368
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:46,113
Sorry. They don't get
out that much.
369
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:51,351
They're... they're
a little excited.
370
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:12,439
So, um, did Richard say
when he was coming back?
371
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,507
Oh, yeah, should be
any time now.
372
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,409
He just called.
He's, uh... running
a few minutes late.
373
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,078
I didn't hear the phone ring.
374
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,646
Oh, you didn't?
375
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,082
Well, that's because
I picked up the phone
376
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:25,352
to make a call
before it rang and, uh...
377
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,986
he was already
on the line.
378
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:29,622
You know how that
happens sometimes,
379
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,858
and... and you
say, "Uh, hello."
380
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:35,062
Uh, then they...
381
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,864
I can't do this.
He didn't really call.
382
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,432
I got that.
383
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,302
I'm sorry. Do you want
me to take you home now?
384
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:45,038
What are my
other choices?
385
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:48,208
Wow.
386
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,543
I didn't see that coming.
387
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,417
I can't believe how
stupid I was.
388
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,652
You're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
389
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,988
And I haven't thought about
anything else since you left.
390
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,957
I've been so lonely
without you, too.
391
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,128
Why does it smell like
deli in here?
392
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,197
Oh, Christine.
393
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,670
So, this is it.
394
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,473
I had a really great time.
395
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,275
I'm really glad
I said yes.
396
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,444
I'm glad you said yes, too.
397
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,779
I'm really glad you got
locked out of your car.
398
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,649
I'm glad you noticed
the back door was unlocked.
399
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,153
We should do this
again sometime.
400
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:37,924
Oh, yeah, that would
be wonderful.
401
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,726
Good night.
402
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:45,198
Um... did I not mention
to you my new philosophy
403
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:49,469
of saying yes?
404
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:50,537
You did.
405
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:54,006
Does that mean
you want me, to...
406
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,608
Yes.
407
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,350
This is the best
philosophy ever.
408
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:16,062
(loud thud)
409
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:19,432
CHRISTINE:
Oh! Oh!
410
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,806
Matthew...
411
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,976
Uh, Jeff, this is
my brother Matthew.
412
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,544
Hi.
413
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,013
Hello.
414
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,083
And Denise.
415
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,287
My ex-husband
and brother's date.
416
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:47,294
Well, it's getting late and
I have to work in the morning.
417
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,029
And my cat's home alone,
I should go feed him.
418
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:53,200
Or we could go to my room.
Okay.
419
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,407
So... good night.
420
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:06,479
Yep.
421
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,148
You guys want me to leave
so you can talk about me?
422
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,819
Just for a second.
423
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,754
Where's the bathroom?
424
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,289
It's right that way.
425
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,458
Take your time.
426
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,762
Matthew, that was
really embarrassing
427
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,632
to come home and find you
making out on my couch
428
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:26,833
with a stranger.
429
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,835
Well, how do you think
it was for me
430
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,304
being sat on by you making out
with a stranger on the couch?
431
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,343
We were not raised well.
432
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,312
So how was it?
433
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,248
Oh, I had such
a great time.
434
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,816
I mean he is so fun and
interesting and smart.
435
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,218
Wait, smarter than you?
436
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,754
God, yes.
437
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:52,058
And he's sincere
and easy-going and sexy.
438
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,360
I just really like him.
439
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:56,696
God, I'm happy for you.
Yeah.
440
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:57,797
Hi.
Hey.
441
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:58,965
Oh, hey.
We saw the lights on.
442
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,199
Yeah, come on in.
443
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,469
We're having a make-out party.
444
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,979
We just wanted to say thank you.
445
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,714
We had an amazing night.
446
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:17,183
We talked everything out,
and well, we're back together.
447
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,585
Oh!
448
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,820
Congratulations.
That's so fabulous!
449
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:25,157
Yeah, once we started
talking, all the old
feelings came back.
450
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:29,161
Now I smell deli
in here.
451
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,464
Oh, Christine.
452
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,867
And, uh, just for the record,
453
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,203
we weren't having
a make-out party.
454
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,371
And what about you?
455
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,707
How'd it go?
456
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:43,142
Christine had a date with a guy
she picked up on the street.
457
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,612
Oh, it's gotten worse.
458
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,448
Oh, no, no, it was fantastic.
459
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:51,217
I'm telling you,
when you say yes
460
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,919
amazing things happen.
461
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,855
Christine, did you happen
to grab my keys out of the car?
462
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,758
Triple A is going
to be so pissed at me.
463
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,560
Daddy?
464
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,239
Christine?
465
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:14,507
What?
466
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,708
That's my date.
That's my father.
467
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,810
Your date?
Your father?
468
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:25,452
You got to be
freakin' kidding me.
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