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Here's adventure!

Here's Romance.

Here's O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the Old West,

"The Cisco Kid!" Hey, Cisco!

Hey, Cisco, you remind me of a Mexican jumping bean.

You always in a hurry.

When I'm in a hurry, I always take my time.

Pancho, we haven't heard from old Zeke Tobias in years.

He must be in an awful lot of trouble to send for us in such a

hurry.

Yeah, but when you in a hurry, Cisco, you never get

there.

Why not?

Because when I'm a hurry, I get hungry, and when I get

hungry, I gotta stop to eat, when I stop to eat, I take a

little time and, then, I don't know.

My food gets all indigestions.

Oh, Pancho, have it your own way.

All right, let's get down.

Help!

Help!

Save me, save me!

Help!

Consarn it!

Cisco!

Pancho, is that you?

Well, if it ain't me, I don't know myself.

Zeke, you haven't changed a bit.

Where have you been hiding yourself?

I ain't been hiding.

You certainly took your time getting here.

Cisco, are you the Cisco Kid?

Now you get back in there and mind your own business.

I'll take care of you later.

Wait a minute, Zeke.

What's all the big trouble?

This mangy coyote is just a little might too curious about

where I got my gold puttin'.

All right, mister.

Who are you?

Tell us your name.

I'm-- I'm-- I'm Henry Wilson, the new census

taker.

Well, you ain't gonna take my centses.

A census taker?

I've heard of that.

He's all right, Zeke.

Mr. Wilson is working for Uncle Sam.

What's Uncle Sam so nosy about?

We're just trying to count all the people in the country.

Well, I ain't gonna tell him about my claim.

I couldn't care less about your claim.

Why you, uh, you old wood tick.

I just want to know where you live.

I live on my claim, and I ain't gonna tell you where it

is.

Stop worrying, Zeke.

Mr. Wilson is not gonna tell anybody.

It's all very confidential.

Mr. Zeke, this Mr. Wilson, you know, he gotta a mouth on

his face that look just like a clam.

And he keep it tight like that all the time.

All right, if you say so.

What do you want to know?

Well, now let's see.

Where did we leave off?

Oh, yes.

I must have your name.

Dagburnit, you know my name.

(snoring) My nose, it itches still.

Wow, what a wallop.

But you shouldn't do this on yourself.

Where's Mr. Wilson, Zeke?

Oh, he's long gone, he's over at Apple Falls taking some more

census.

Why did you send for us, Zeke?

Cisco, how would you like to go in the gold business?

What have you got in mind?

There's an old abandoned mine near here.

Everybody thought it was played out.

But I found a new vein of ore in it, got it all staked out.

What you want with Cisco and me for?

You are a rich man.

Eh, I ain't so young and so quick as I once was.

There's bad folks around here, folks that'd like to find out

where that gold is.

I need help, Cisco.

I'll cut you in.

What do you say, Pancho?

Oh, Pancho!

Cisco, how many tortillas in a million?

Oh, Pancho, isn't there anything else you can think of

except food?

Cisco, is anything better to think about than food?

What do you say, Cisco?

Now that that darn census-taker knows, other folks is sure gonna

find out.

Cisco, what is a census-taker?

I guess he don't think much of us, huh, Cisco?

Why not?

I don't know, he take everybody else's censuses, but

he don't take us.

I guess that-- I guess he don't want nothing to

do with us, Cisco.

You're right, Pancho.

We better get over to Apple Falls.

It's the patriotic duty of every citizen to be counted in the

census.

Zeke, we'll let you know later.

Well, it ain't gonna wait forever.

Adios, amigo.

Well, bye.

Is that him?

It looks like it.

You sure this is gonna work, Floyd?

Sounds kind of farfetched to me.

It'll work, I ain't drawed a blank yet, have I?

All right, let's go.

(gunshots) Help!

Rosie!

Please, please hurry!

Why did you do this to me?

Help, help, help!

Hey, reach!

Is this a holdup?

No, it's a square dance.

You're the square.

I'll give you all my money.

I'll give you my watch, too.

Why, I'll even give you my umbrella.

This hombre is real generous.

He wants to give the shirt off his back.

Give us that satchel.

I will not.

This is United States government property.

Shoot.

Go on and shoot me if you want to, but I ain't gonna give you

this government property.

Take it easy.

We may need him.

Don't you dare!

You stay away from me.

Meet the new census taker.

Mr. Wilson must be around here somewhere.

Cisco, Cisco, let's go in there first, eh?

You're right, Pancho.

I'm hungry, too.

Oh, Cisco, you are my best amigo.

I don't care.

But what right has he got coming around here asking all those

questions?

It's not that we have anything to hide, it's just the principle

of the thing, it's not good business.

I don't like it!

Has anybody seen the census taker?

Hey.

Ain't you the Cisco Kid?

At your service, sir.

Yeah, we've come to be counted up.

That's just what I was talking about.

Are you sure it's such a good thing to answer all this fella's

questions?

Well, we ride 15 miles to give him our censuses.

It's the duty of every citizen.

Well, I guess that's good enough for me.

Maybe I was a might hasty.

If Cisco says it's okay, it must be okay.

Cisco, I hope you're right.

I am right.

Sit down, Pancho.

Hey, mister.

I want all the tortillas what you got except one, give it to

my friend here, huh?

And I want six fried eggs, looking at you straight in your

face, eh?

And one little piece of ham.

Well, maybe about a pound, eh?

What are you laughing at, Cisco?

I'm a growing boy.

Yes, Pancho, but which way?

I don't mind saying I cleared a nice profit.

$2,000 thereabouts.

You bank it here in town?

Well...

Ain't nobody but the government gonna know about

this, mister.

We keep our secrets real good.

I don't hold with banks.

Got all my cash at home where I can keep my eye on it.

Yes.

Say, what kind of census is this, then?

Where's Mr. Wilson?

I'm the census taker, just wait your turn.

You ain't the census taker.

I know.

There's more than one census taker, mister.

Don't give me any trouble.

That's all right, don't get unfriendly.

I ain't gonna do you something.

That's all for today.

The rest of you folks come back tomorrow and I'll take care of

you then.

Waiter, will you please warm this up?

Cisco, you gotta come, you gotta come, just hurry up, come!

Slow down, slow down, Pancho.

What's the trouble?

You know the secret you told the people, you told the

census-tooker, they tolded him.

Of course, I told him to do it.

But Cisco, this is a different kind of a

census-tooker.

What?

He ain't Mr. Wilson, but he's Mr. Wilson's bag, but he ain't

the real Mr. Wilson.

Git up!

Hey, Cisco!

Take 'em alive, we need the clothes!

It's me, Floyd.

Cisco Kid's behind me.

Brad'll take care of 'em.

If he don't, I will.

We're being watched, Pancho.

Yes, I know.

Turn a right out of this canyon.

We'll circle around and come back.

Floyd! Jock!

You wait here.

So this is the high and mighty Cisco Kid?

We'll take care of him later.

Might as well hit Hobbs' place first.

I'd like to get my hands on that 2,000.

Go on out and relieve Brad on the guard, rock.

Just make sure you copying everything right.

Wouldn't want your Uncle Sam to get suspicious, huh?

You will never get away with this, never.

You're up against the United States government.

Well, well, well, fancy pants is waking up.

Oh, thank goodness, Mr. Cisco that you're awake.

They're planning terrible things.

Don't worry, Mr. Wilson.

Everything is gonna be all right.

You better untie me now.

You're the prisoner, Cisco.

I'm running the show.

Cisco, Cisco!

See?

You don't think I'd be foolish enough to come here without

reinforcements?

You're surrounded.

Quick, untie me, Mr. Wilson.

Oh, Mr. Cisco, I'm so nervous.

I'm not very good at this.

Oh, never mind.

Oh, Pancho.

Cisco, what could I do?

We are summounded all around, just like an army.

Gives me an idea.

Take off them fancy pants, Cisco.

I'm curious at how I'd look in 'em.

Let me take care of him right now.

No, sir.

This is our insurance.

Cisco and Pancho.

I can't believe it.

Two sacks of silver?

Excellent.

That's all there is?

Cisco, it's hardly worth the trip, huh?

(laughing) And these are your wife's

jewels?

I see.

Pancho, what about it?

Now this is much better.

These hauls could bring a lot of cash.

Let's go.

Cisco, I don't think the people is gonna like us.

They gonna think that we are the robbers, the thieves, and the

good-for-nothings.

Si, Pancho, that's very bad.

Can you imagine what they're gonna say in Washington about

this?

Psst, psst!

Cisco... we got snakes here?

No, Pancho, that sounds like somebody trying to draw our

attention.

Zeke, where'd you come from?

This is the other end of that old mine I've been working.

I thought I heard noises, but I sure didn't figure to find you

here.

Zeke, have you got a knife on you?

I got more than that.

I'll blow their consarned brains out.

No, just cut me loose.

I'll take care of this myself.

I thought you was a snake, but I can tell by your face that

you ain't.

Brad, wake up, come out here!

Mount up.

I got something to tell you.

We've got to get our horses and get back to town.

Zeke, take Mr. Wilson through the mine.

Nothing doing.

There ain't nobody gonna see my claim.

I'll get you out of here and that's enough.

Well, Zekey-- Pancho, there's no time for

argument.

We'll come back for you later.

Zeke, give me your gun.

Pancho, give me your bandana.

Give me a rock, quick.

(horse neighing) Give me another rock!

Come on!

Rise and shine.

Take off those clothes.

You'll never make it.

I got a mare around the corner.

Never mind, take them off.

Here, give me my clothes.

Andale!

Hurry up.

Come on, quick!

Hey, Pancho.

Quietly, take it very easy.

We don't want to alarm Brad.

Brad!

Help, Brad!

Call that a two!

(gunshot) (gunshots)

Go on!

You'll get a hot reception in Apple Falls.

Cisco, why have they stopped chasing us some more?

Maybe they don't want to get too near Apple Falls.

Maybe it's better we don't get too near Apple Falls, too,

Cisco.

Pancho, I'm surprised at you.

I thought you wanted to clear your name.

Cisco, can't we go some far distance and write a letter?

Oh, nonsense, let's go.

Let's went.

The Cisco Kid guaranteed the census was on the level.

And a few hours later, he and Pancho show up at our ranches

and rob us.

Nobody around.

They must have the meeting inside.

Now, how much longer are we gonna let that kind of thing go

on?

We thought Cisco was our friend, but he double-crossed us.

It's time we took matters into our own hands.

Well, I'll be.

Put 'em up, both of you.

Cisco, you've robbed your last ranch.

Anybody here got a rope?

Wait a minute, gentlemen.

You've got hold of the wrong men-- you want Floyd.

He captured Mr. Wilson, the real census taker.

You can't pin this on Floyd.

We got you red-handed.

Anyone for hanging?

Yeah, let's string 'em up!

Cisco, you know, it would be terrible to die on an empty

stomach.

Pancho, I have an idea.

Now listen closely...

(gunshots) Now let's beat the way!

Cisco, this road takes us back to Floyd.

Mr. Hobbs doesn't know it, but he and his posse are going to

help us.

No, maybe we better stay here and let him hang us, be more

simple, Cisco.

(gunshots) Come on!

Don't shoot, Floyd, don't shoot!

Don't shoot!

Yeah.

With all that shooting out there, it's lucky for us we're

not Swiss cheese.

That's right, Pancho.

The whole town is after us.

They think we're in with you.

We've got to team up.

But Mr. Cisco, how could you?

We could because we got to.

Oh, they'll never take us from in here.

We could hold off an army.

Floyd, there's a million of 'em out there!

And they were shooting at Cisco and Pancho.

Let's get 'em.

All right, gentlemen, drop your guns.

Well, Pancho, you've got to thank your lucky stars

Mr. Wilson's still alive.

Now you're whitewashed.

No, I don't got no paint on me, I ain't whitewashing, I am

Pancho.

Well, how about it, Cisco?

Are we partners or ain't we?

There's a lot of gold in here.

Thank you, Zeke.

But with these men out of the way, you'll not need us.

You'll be safe from now on.

Cisco, you are throwing away a million tortillas.

Oh, Pancho!

Oh, Cisco!

(laughter) Good-bye, amigos!