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Here's adventure.

Here's romance.

Here's O'Henry's famous Robin Hood of the Old West,

"The Cisco Kid."

Dad!

Dad.

Comin', honey.

Anything wrong, honey?

I hope not.

Oh, Lazy River.

I can't go there.

You'll never get rid of a ghost

by running away from them.

Besides, we're broke!

And we've simply got to make some sales or give up eating.

Folks in Lazy River will-- will come to see the show out of

curiosity, if nothing else.

And they'll buy bottles of tonic, too.

Yeah, out of sympathy.

I don't know why you don't sell that elephant!

Let's not go over that again.

Well, she's just eating us out of pocket.

If it weren't for her, there'd never be anything

in the pocket!

Of course, if, uh, you'd do some trick shooting?

Oh, no, no shooting.

Ever!

Giddyap!

Well, I'll water Mildred, you better stretch your legs, Dad.

Still quite a haul to Lazy River.

All right.

Good heavens!

What's the matter, honey?

The lucky charm!

It's gone!

Oh, here it is, caught on the anklet chain.

What a relief!

If we really lost that, I'd be ready to quit.

You know, for a sensible girl, I can't understand you

being so superstitious over a hunk of worthless green glass.

Well, I am.

Well, as for a lucky charm, not a lot of luck it's

brought your brother.

Well, maybe he didn't get a hold of it soon enough.

Come on, Mildred!

(gunshots firing) Get on your way, Dad!

Hurry!

(gunshots firing) Hup, giddyap!

Hey, what's that?

It is a wagon, Cisco.

They're in trouble.

Those hombres...

Don't talk!

Shoot!

Let's see if we can scare them away.

Easy!

Easy, Loco, before we lose Cisco altogether.

Then we can't find him.

Oh, Loco, Loco, Loco, Loco!

Oh!

Those mean hombres, they-- they hit you in the leg with

a bullet!

Oh, my little Loco!

That's terrible!

Meet you at the shack.

Yeah.

Hey, I wonder who could have been shooting at us?

I don't know, but I'm certainly grateful to those men

that went after them.

Loco, you know you are lucky they didn't broke you--

your leg!

Oh, this a terrible thing to happen to my best friend.

It break my heart!

What would Pancho do without you?

This is a terrible thing to happen to my little Loco!

I-- I couldn't live without you, Loco!

What's the matter, Pancho?

Oh, those terrible hombres, they-- they shoot Loco in

the foot with a bullet.

Ah, take it easy.

Take it easy!

It doesn't look that bad.

It's not serious at all, Pancho.

Maybe it ain't gonna be serious for him, but for-- for

Pancho, how I'm gonna walk in those desert hot sands?

I get a sore foot?

Don't worry.

We'll get you a horse, in the meantime Diablo can

take care of both of us.

Come on.

Cisco, Cisco!

Madre mia!

What in the Sam Hill blazes is that?

It's an elephant, Pancho.

Haven't you ever seen one before?

"Ephelant."

It look like a big rubber horse with

two tails, Cisco!

The front one is called a trunk.

A trunk!

What could you pack in a trunk like that?

Oh, Pancho.

(laughing) Thanks for coming to our

rescue, Mister...

I'm the Cisco Kid.

And Pancho is Pancho.

The Cisco Kid!

Well, I'm certainly glad to meet you.

I have heard so much about you.

I'm Sally Griffith, and this is my father.

I'm sorry Pancho and I came back empty-handed.

Well, that makes you and the bandits even.

They left that way.

Why do you suppose they tried to hold you up?

Probably figured we had some cash.

Well, they sure paid us a compliment, because

business has been so-- Cisco!

Cisco, help!

Help, Cisco!

Cis-- Cisco, help!

Help, help, help!

What happened, Pancho?

Oh, Cisco, that big "ephelant," he-- he tried

to pick my pocket with that big long hose he's

got in the middle of his face!

Mildred wouldn't try that unless you have food in it.

Pancho, you haven't?

Right, yeah, I got a couple little snick snacks here, Cisco.

Speaking of snick snacks, we better be getting on to

Lazy River, or Madame Salinas and Company will be dining on

bread and water tonight.

We're headed for the Lazy River, too.

But Pancho can't go no place with Loco with a sore foot!

You're welcome to ride Mildred.

Oh, no, no!

She's as gentle as a lamb.

Yeah, gentle as a lamb, but a 100 million times bigger!

Come on, Pancho.

I'll give you a hand up.

No!

Cisco, I don't want to ride no "ephelant."

She's too big and round and slippery.

(cheering) Well?

It's Cisco all right.

One on the elephant's his pal Pancho.

It didn't take you long to get back to town, Stokes.

Back to town?

I haven't been outta town all day.

No?

No.

And get this, Cisco, don't think you can run me out of this burg

like you did Silver City.

No?

No, I'm a respectable and respected citizen.

Now I own this hotel, and I don't want--

No!

Well, how about getting me a room?

With a good strong lock on the door, eh?

What's the matter?

You afraid of someone?

Come on, I'll register you myself.

I'm gonna put up these posters.

Will you unhitch the horses?

For goodness sakes, Dad, snap out of it!

Oh, uh, all right, honey, I'll try.

Then I break Mildred for riding, just like the vaquero

break the wild mustang!

That's all there is to it!

One time, a wild tiger was prowling through the brushes,

and the other hombres, they get so afraid, they get scared

and ride in the bushes!

But not me!

Miguel, Fernando, Gonzalez, De Conerho!

No, sir!

I take my holster from my pistol and I pull and...

(elephant trumpeting) Don't steal, give me back

my pistol quick!

(all laughing) (elephant trumpeting)

And now, you pickpocket elephant!

You give me back my pistola, or I gonna knock your

face over tea kettle quick!

Put that down!

Leave that elephant alone!

Don't hit her with that hook!

Then you make her give me back my pistola!

All right, but keep back or I'll...

Yeah, but don't push...

Cisco, help, help!

Big bully, fighting an old man!

Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?

(crowd laughing) Santos.

Hey, wait.

Look, look, Cisco!

What I get on the end of this hook.

You hooked me, you blasted hyena!

Hey, now wait a minute.

What's goin' on here?

Oh, this fella went after the old man with that hook.

Eh, eh, that's a big lie.

I was only tryin' to take my pistola away from the

"ephelant" and then-- then...

That's a lie.

It's not a lie!

Ben pushed me-- All right, quiet!

Ben.

Hello, Al.

Ben Griffith.

How are ya?

Fine, Al, how are you?

What's goin' on here?

Well, it was all an accident.

If this fella hadn't a butted in, there would've been

nothing to it.

That's gratitude for ya.

Come on, Dad.

I'll help ya unhitch before I put up the posters.

I-- I wasn't tryin' to hurt the "ephelant."

I was just trying to scare him!

You can't scare Mildred with a gun.

You see, we used to have a comedy shooting act for

the show.

And Mildred was taught to grab the gun from the showman's hand.

So every time she sees a drawn gun, she wants to snatch it.

I won't forgot that very soon.

Hey.

Nice.

Nice, Mildred.

Nice, Mildred.

Here, here.

Nice visit.

How long have you know Ben Griffith, Sheriff?

Ten years.

He used to be sheriff here, and I was his deputy.

He was a sheriff?

And a darned good one, too.

Feared and hated by every bad man in the West.

And now he's a very tired old man.

He's more than that, Cisco.

He's licked.

I don't understand.

Why is that?

It happened when he tracked down two bandits.

He captured one and killed the other.

The one he killed was his own son.

After that, Ben hung up his guns and turned in his badge.

Sally bought the medicine show and they left town.

'Til today, they hadn't been back.

And this captured bandit, who is he?

Joe Shadden.

You must've heard of him.

Yes, I have, but I never met him.

Neither did I.

And we won't, not for a long time.

He's got five more years to serve in the state prison.

Cisco, you look like you see a ghost.

No, Pancho.

But I was just wondering if Ben Griffith had seen one.

How could you be so stupid?

Calling attention to yourself by getting in a fight with Pancho.

All right, so I figured wrong.

What do ya mean?

Well, I figured I could take Pancho easy.

Then Cisco would pitch in, and then the sheriff would throw

'em both in jail for disturbin' the peace.

What good would that do?

Well, you said Cisco was bad medicine.

He is.

But right now he's not important.

Griffith and his daughter have what we want.

That's what's important.

Well, what are we waitin' for?

Cisco.

Loco, he is "worser"?

Loco's all healed up, Pancho.

He'll be as good as new again.

Then, why you got such a worried look with a face

like a married man?

I'm puzzled.

Puzzled, about what?

That man with Roy Stokes.

He looks an awful lot like him.

What do you mean?

He could be his brother.

I am sure that those two men are the ones that tried to

hold up the Griffiths.

Cisco, ain't you a little bit loco sometimes?

How you dream up these wild ideas?

I have even a wilder one, Pancho.

And I wouldn't be surprised if Ben Griffith had it, too.

Had what?

The idea that the man with the whiskers name is

Joe Shadden.

Oh, Cisco, he's in the prison!

Pancho.

Have you ever heard of men escaping from prison?

Sí, only me.

(laughing) Come on, let's go find

Ben and ask him.

Dad.

Stop it, you beast!

Joe, you've knocked him cold.

I reckon I don't know my own strength.

Well, don't get funny.

Bring him to, and fast!

You ready to talk, Griffith?

Please don't hit him again!

Then suppose you tell us where it is?

Maybe you're figuring on collecting the reward.

I don't know anything about a reward, or a jade.

I swear we didn't find it in my brother's things.

That's a lie.

When we found it in Mexico, he put it on his watch chain.

And that's where it was when he died.

What makes you so sure of that?

Because I drew a bead on it when I shot him!

You-- you killed my brother.

Joe Shadden.

It is you.

I didn't think it possible.

Dad, do you realize you didn't kill him?

He just confessed!

Oh, why, Shadden?

Oh, why?

Aw, 'cause he was yellow.

He was gonna call it quits.

Never mind that!

Never mind that.

What about the...

(horses approaching) Cisco and Pancho are

coming here.

You handle 'em, I'll keep these two quiet.

(knocking) Nobody home, Cisco?

(knocking) They may be taking a siesta.

Cisco, don't you know it's impolite to wake people up

when they takin' a siesta?

Yes, Pancho, but it's very important.

I am sure they'll not mind.

(knocking) Cisco!

All right, Joe.

Hurry and get our horses.

Start movin', you two, and no funny business

or your dad gets it.

Mighty considerate of Cisco and Pancho leaving

their horses here for you two.

Get mounted.

Come on, hurry it up.

Are you all right, Pancho?

Eh, Cisco, but maybe not in all in one pieces.

Cisco, is my nose still in the middle of my face?

Eh!

Cisco, my gun!

(whistling) Let her go, Joe!

Let's get out of here!

Did they hurt you?

No, but-- but Dad, they beat him up and they're

taking him away!

Don't cry.

Everything will be all right.

Pancho, take care of Señorita Sally.

Thank you, Pancho.

Santo.

Loco is went.

How in the Sam Hill blazes can I catch up to Cisco when he...

I know.

Come on, Pancho.

No, no.

Well, I guess nothing is better than anything!

A cat only dies nine times after it's been dead once.

There-- there he goes.

(gunshots firing) (gunshots firing)

Looks like we've lost 'em!

Not yet, señorita, look!

Diablo.

See, that means Cisco is not far away.

Let's went.

Hold it, Shadden!

Get his gun, Mildred.

Priceless jade.

And we thought it was only a piece of glass!

Yeah.

And them bad hombres, they think they're gonna get

the big reward, eh?

You two can share that for keeping the idol safe.

If I hadn't been superstitious, we wouldn't have.

I had a hunch this would bring us luck.

And it did.

Now I feel like a new man, knowing I wasn't responsible

for my son's death.

Maybe you'll consider taking back your old job now

as sheriff?

Oh, I'm afraid not.

But I tell you what I am gonna do.

I'm gonna settle right here and buy a ranch.

And raise chickens.

I ain't gonna buy no ranch and raise chickens, I'm gonna

raise tortillas.

(laughing) (elephant trumpeting)

Oh, Pancho!

Oh, Cisco!

(laughing) Good bye, amigos.

See you soon!

Ha!