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♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Staightnin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

Hazzard County is usually different from most places.

But in one way it's like every place else.

Getting the bills paid all time is tighter than a fat pig

squeezing through a rat hole.

And resting there against Uncle Jesse's warm heart

is the farm mortgage payment.

It is due at Boss Hogg's office at noon sharp.

There's that car we're supposed to stop.

Yeah, it's got the flag right on top.

- Where'd that come from? - Look out!

- Everybody all right? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Come back here, you turkey.

- We could have been killed. - Oh, boy.

Who the heck was in that chopper?

You smell something, Luke?

Yeah, you better check underneath.

- Oh, dang it. - Oh, bad news.

- What you got? - Cracked oil pan.

Don't nobody panic, Daisy, get on the CB to Cooter

and have him get out here. We'll see if we can do it.

- Have him bring some oil. - Yeah.

If J.D. forecloses because we're late like he always threatened.

We'll have to lose that dang farm over that whirligig...

Meanwhile them two crazies in that flying butter churn

landed at an abandoned barn

that they was using for a hideout.

What do you reckon they're hiding from?

Get me L.S. Pritchard.

Hi, chief. Mission accomplished.

Just ran that orange car off the road

like Commissioner Hogg asked us to.

You're right, L.S., anything you want.

A check. We got our testing results right here.

The last eight earth core samples were all positive.

Now, what's that all about?

And how does all this tie in with Boss?

And I'm worried about the mortgage.

And we just got started.

- Four minutes to 12. - Oh, Uncle Jesse.

Who's that?

'Cooter ain't never let us down before.'

- That's him. - It's Cooter.

- Cooter. - Cooter.

On my way back from Capitol City picking up Doc Peterson's car.

This ain't the General Lee but I'll give it a shot.

- Alright. - Go for it.

'Sheriff, do you know where I can find a junior lawman?'

- No, I have no idea... - This little buddy of mine...

'Ya..'

- What was that? - I dunno.

That was Mr. Hogg. Mr. Hogg, you alright?

Well, come on.

- You okay? - Yeah.

- Mr. Hogg, you got hair. - Yeah.

And that ain't all I got.

- You got dandruff? - Huh? No, no, no.

- I got me the Duke farm. - Oh.

Look, look, look. It's past 12 noon

and they ain't come in with their mortgage money yet.

So I'm foreclosing and taking over.

You know, I'm sorta getting used to that hair.

Makes you look, maybe a year, two years younger.

- A year or two younger? - Yeah.

Oh, that won't do at all.

I gotta look at least 20 years younger.

Yeah, let me try this one. How's that?

- Well, it's fuzzy. - It is fuzzy, sir.

Listen, why are you putting those things on?

Because I'm about to take my rightful place

among the jet-setters.

Take a gander at this check.

Possum on a gum bush. It says for a million dollars.

- A million dollars. - Made out to J.D. Hogg.

Care of the Fund For New Hazzard.

Yeah and take a gander at who signed it.

- L.S. Pritchard. - Yeah, L.S. Pritchard.

The famous Dallas zillionaire

who travels all over the world making them big deals.

Big deals!

- You heard of him, ain't ya? - No, sir, I haven't.

Alright. Well, L.S. Pritchard's gonna be my new partner.

- I thought I was your partner. - Forget it.

- Oh! - I'm in the big time now.

That's why I gotta look good. Let me see how this...

Oh, my, that won't do at all. I gotta find another one.

Listen, let me explain it to you.

L.S. Pritchard sent his executive assistant

clear from Dallas down here to close a deal.

Now, he wants me to buy up all the farmland

round here for top dollar

so that he can redevelop it all as the community of the future.

- Namely, the New Hazzard. - What?

Let me take a look.

You know, I hate to say this but I like the old Hazzard better.

- You do? - Yes.

I like the fact that I was your partner

and I got 50 percent of your 50 percent.

I like the fact that my, fat buddy was bald.

- Stop that, will you? - Well...

I like the hair. I gotta find me a different one.

If you foreclose on the Dukes, where will they live?

Well, that's their problem, this is progress.

And now that I own the Duke farm

I'm gonna sell it to L.S. Pritchard

and then them troublemaking Dukes

won't be around to stand in our way.

The Dukes farm.

Signed, sealed and delivered.

Hey, J.D!

Here you go. We got your mortgage.

- What? - What in the world?

Oh, Boss, you can't be serious about that wig.

Your dang right, I'm serious about it.

Just like I'm serious about not taking

one red cent of that money on account of you're late.

Too bad Jesse, you blew it this time.

At last, I'm finally foreclosing on your farm.

Hold on, you can't do that. We had an accident on our way.

That's right a helicopter run us off the road.

We got the money and you gotta take it.

No, I don't. Read your mortgage.

Says loud and clear, "Payment due by 12 noon

or you forfeit your farm."

Alright? Here's your eviction notice.

'Now, I want you off of that farm'

lock, stock and barrel in three hours.

Three hours? Oh, come on, Boss, you're crazy.

- We can't do that. - Get real, Boss.

You can't push us out like that, it ain't human.

Oh, yes, I can. Just read the small print.

- Now, get out of here. - I ain't got my glasses.

Hey. Hey, look at this.

"Hurry, hurry. Neighbors help redevelop New Hazzard.

"The community of the future.

"J.D. Hogg is buying up all the farmland at top dollar

for his new partner L.S. Pritchard of Dallas."

That's why he's so hot to get his hands on our farm.

He wants to resell it to that Pritchard for top dollar, huh?

- Well, so what? - I'll tell you so what.

We ain't moving.

You can't make us leave our farm, Boss.

This is what we think of your eviction notice right here.

- Yeah, how do you like that? - You tore up a legal document.

That's a criminal offense.

Not half as criminal as what you're doing to us.

Now, just hold it.

I think the law is on his side and we gotta abide by the law.

Now, then, Rosco's gonna be out at your farm in three hours

and if you ain't ready to go by then, he'll toss you out.

Now, get, you Dukes. Before I run you in as vagrants.

The Dukes vagrants?

I'll... vagrant you. You numb ninny.

Come on, boys.

Well, I'm telling you, Boss has pulled some mean

and low-down and rotten and dirty tricks in his life.

But I do believe that this is the bottom.

Uncle Jesse, are we really gonna have to leave our farm?

Looks like, honey. Haven't got much choice.

J.D.'s holding all the cards.

He wouldn't be holding it if it weren't for that helicopter.

Yeah, who in the heck does that belong to?

It almost seems that helicopter forced us off the road

so we wouldn't make it into town.

Hey. I bet if we prove that Boss Hogg's involved

in this we can get our farm back.

- I bet you're right. - First things first.

Let's get the General hopping.

Well, in no time at all, old Cooter and the boys

had the General Lee back in fighting shape.

The Dukes headed for the farm to figure out how to save it.

You know, a man always fights better

to save the land he lives on.

It's that chopper.

They just set off an explosion.

- Go get them, boys. - Yes, sir.

Hey, hold it.

It's them rubes in that orange car again.

Let's get out of here.

- Hey, wait a minute! - Hey, y'all come back here!

- Dang it. - Oh, shoot.

Alright, Daisy. There's no chance.

Look out! Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute!

Now, I don't mind cars flying through the air.

Or the Dukes facing down a gun barrel.

But I don't like it when anything happens to Daisy.

- 'Man, she's out like a light" - 'Daisy? Alright, darling?

- What happened?' - She hit her head on that rock.

Can you sit up?

- There she is. - There she comes.

- There you are. - There you are.

Come on, dear. That's the way.

Dadgum it. That's the second time.

What have they got against us?

I wish I could have got my hands on that big guy, you know?

I got a pretty good look at the ID number, it's N2068B.

If we call in the FAA we may be able to find out who owns it.

- We can have a talk, right? - You got it.

We're gonna take her by a doctor first.

- Alright. - Can you get up?

- Come on. - Come on, it'll be alright.

The Dukes called all the airports to see if

a chopper had come down to gas up.

Nothing. Then they called the FAA in Washington.

Again, nothing.

But then what can you expect on Monday?

I can't think of anybody else.

We just ain't getting closer to finding that dang helicopter.

Well, we got two hours before we're evicted.

Well, I guess we might as well start packing.

Thing is... where do you start?

Kinda hard to say.

Y'all, this is just too hard to swallow.

Shoot, I can't remember living anywhere but here.

Five generations of Dukes lived in this house.

All of our roots are here.

Uncle Jesse, we can't go. Where are we gonna go to?

Well, I thought I might call Ben Whately over at Hatchapee.

He's got a couple of farms he lets out on shares

maybe we could do some sharecropping.

Let's pack, huh?

Well, I may be packing but I ain't giving up.

No. Not without a fight.

While the boys were looking to fight

Jesse was looking at a lifetime of memories.

Meanwhile, Boss was in a state as he got a call

that L.S. Pritchard was arriving in Hazzard in person.

Well, it's about time you two knuckleheads got here.

We came soon as you radioed us, Mr. Hogg.

Yeah, what's the big emergency anyway?

Alright, I'll tell you what.

L.S. Pritchard, my new partner, is about to arrive in Hazzard

in just one half.. What are you looking at?

- Well, it's just... - Just pay attention here.

I wanna give L.S. Pritchard a royal reception.

I want a red carpet, a key to the city, the works. Come here.

- Now, look at this. You hear? - Yeah, I'm looking at that.

Tell me, which one of these two toupees you like the best?

Do you like that wig better? Or do you like this one better?

Oh, I-I-I like the blond one, sir.

Will you hush. I make these decisions.

- You want my honest opinion? - Yeah.

I don't like either one of them, I like your little chrome dome

when it's bald like a little baby's bottom.

And I also like it when I am your partner.

Would you just stop doing that. Stop sentimentalizing.

- Well... - Just get out of here.

Get this place cleaned up.

I want it to sparkle for L.S. Pritchard.

- I'll do the sweeping. - Go on. Go on.

He looks like Dracula, doesn't he?

'He sure does.'

Well, how do you do? I'm J.D. Hogg.

One of the jet-setters.

While the rest of the Dukes were packing

Jesse was talking to his friend from Hatchapee County.

Thank you.

Ben Whately says he's got 80 acres south of Hatchapee.

We can move in anytime we want to.

I still can't believe we're leaving.

I ain't never lived anywhere but Hazzard.

Dukes of Hatchapee.

Somehow that just don't sound right.

Sure don't.

An hour and a half.

Sure don't seem like much time to... pack up

a lifetime of memories.

I was born in this house.

I brought your Aunt Lavinia here.

And she died here.

Hour and a half just don't seem right.

Yeah.

Oh, yes. Yes, yes.

Your Majesty, I just arrived here from Monte Carlo

in my private jet.

Such a bore.

Oh, good afternoon, sheik, old buddy.

Keep your oil running.

Count. Countess. Oh, this hair's perfect.

I'm really gonna blend in with the jet stream.

Oh, no. L.S. Pritchard's here.

He's come early. Rosco!

Rosco! Enos!

- He's here. - Who?

- L.S. Pritchard. - Oh, Pritchard.

- Oh, wait a minute. - Key to the city..

- Get out the red carpet! - Come on, Enos.

Oh... oh... hm..

Hi, dude.

I'm Commissioner J.D. Hogg.

Commissioner Hogg, may I present to you

the president of Pritchard Industries..

L.S. Pritchard.

Mm-hmm... welcome to the biggest little city in the South

Mr. Pri-pri-pri... Wait a minute. What?

You're L.S. Pritchard?

- Yeah, but you're ah-ah... - Yes, I am. Commissioner Hogg?

Oh, here, Boss. Here's your red carpet.

Oh, muffin... he just..

- Where's my hair? - Boss, Boss, it's on backwards.

That's better. Coifed your coiffure there.

Excuse my sheriff's department, a little overeager.

- 'Alright, the key.' - 'Oh, the key.'

- Here's your key. - There we are.

Allow me to present to you the key to our fair city.

Miss? Miss?

As long as we're partners, commissioner

why don't you call me L.S.

Oh, I'd love to do that. Here you are, L.S.

And you can just call me... J.D.

- Let's get to business, J.D. - 'I'd like to do that.'

How are the purchases coming for my community of the future?

Oh, we're really starting to roll, L.S.

I've already bought up six farms, repossessed one

and foreclosed on two.

- Including the Duke place. - Yeah.

I wanna thank you for your help.

The Dukes are troublemakers. We had to get rid of them first.

Yes. Well, hurry it up.

I wanna complete my buy of Hazzard as soon as possible.

Mm-hmm.

- Meantime, I wanna look around. - Alright, you do that.

And take off that hairpiece. You look ridiculous.

You know, Daisy, you were just six years old

when you came to this house.

I remember you come running through that kitchen door

your pigtails are flying, and "Uncle Jesse," you said.

Uncle Jesse, I remember that first time you gave me a hug

your beard tickled so much.

- You know what? It still does. - Aw.

And you fellas, you were just little tykes when you came here.

We used to keep track of your height

right there on that doorjamb.

- I remember that. - You still got marks here.

Look at that.

Always thought I was gonna be bigger than you, too.

I guess a home is more than the house.

It's the people that live in it.

- Ain't that what you told us? - Yep.

And love is a whole lot more than a bunch of old shingles

or two-by-fours or little notches like that on the wall.

It's Rosco.

Uncle Jesse, me and Bo are gonna stay behind.

You and Daisy go ahead.

'We gotta figure out who's behind this.'

Can't take it lying down, can we?

No, guess not. Well, we gotta talk to Rosco.

- Come on. - Alright.

Alright, you Dukes. Come on out.

Time. Yep. It is definitely..

'All our tests show the same results.'

Hazzard area is just loaded with high-density coal deposits

close to the surface. Perfect for strip mining.

Terrific.

Once I finish buying up all the land

we'll bring in the bulldozers and the mining crews

and get to work.

And is that dummy Hogg gonna be in for a big surprise.

Come on. Let's go.

Meanwhile, word had spread that Boss was buying up land

for L.S. Pritchard at double its value.

And folks was lining up to sell.

Oh, good grief. Alright, you two Dukes.

Now just turn around and get on out of here.

Now, you gotta leave.

Rosco, we ain't going nowhere till you investigate.

We was run off the road this morning by a helicopter.

Now, Boss told me that that story about a helicopter

is a bunch of hogwash.

It ain't no hogwash, it ain't lies, it's the truth.

We lost our farm because of that helicopter.

We want you to find out who it belongs to.

- Well... - I should've expected this.

Them are them troublemaking Dukes.

It was a bad day in Hazzard when you boys came back here.

Alright, Rosco. There's the door, just throw 'em out.

Oh, it's you, L.S. There's a surprise.

Wait-wait. Quiet, everybody.

I wanna introduce you to my new partner..

L.S. Pritchard of Dallas.

- That's L.S. Pritchard? - I guess so.

- What's the problem, J.D.? - Oh, it's them Duke boys.

Introduce us.

Oh, alright. Well, Bo and Luke Duke, L.S. Pritchard.

How do you do, ma'am?

- I'm Rosco. - Take off your hat, Rosco.

Sorry about your farm.

It'd still be ours if we'd made that payment.

If that helicopter didn't run us off.

Oh, there you go again.

We ain't too dang thrilled about all this talk of New Hazzard

and this redeveloping business.

Folks, just don't listen to them. They're troublemakers.

Besides, they don't live here, they live in Hatchapee.

We wouldn't have lost our farm if it wasn't for that chopper

and for us being set up.

We gonna find out who's at the bottom of this.

Rosco, just don't stand there like a statue.

You too, Enos. Throw 'em out. They're disturbing the peace.

Gettin' angry. I like that in a man.

Yeah.

Good riddance.

So those are the Duke boys you were worried about?

You know why I was worried?

Because they're our leading do-gooders around here.

I figured if they lost the farm and had to get out of Hazzard

the rest of the town would be a pushover.

Yeah, well, we can't have them making waves.

Either you take care of them or... I will.

Helicopters, limousines and L.S. Pritchard.

All in Hazzard in the same day?

Same day we lose our farm.

Not only us, but a bunch of other folks like us.

There's gotta be some kind of connection.

Why do you think that she's in town

buying up this whole place for such high prices?

That's what we gotta find out.

You go out to Pruitt's pasture where they're dynamiting.

- See if you can find something. - What are you gonna do?

Well, I'm gonna go straight to the source.

It's a lousy job, but..

Somebody's gotta do it.

Be careful.

Take a stroll.

I'm gonna do a number on that hunk of country boy.

You bet.

Excuse me, ma'am.

I'd like to apologize for that ruckus up there.

How about sitting with me a bit and having a chat about it?

Alright.

Now, tell me, sugar. What is it you don't like

about my redeveloping Hazzard?

'Look, it's one of them yokels.'

He found the drill bit we dropped.

It could give us away. We better get it back.

We'll take that little item, friend.

Yes, sir.

- So, I'll be going. - Hey, just a second.

We got something we wanna talk to you about.

That fella talks rough, don't he?

This one's for Daisy.

Let's go.

I don't believe I'd be going after old Bo.

Go. We gotta stop him. He knows too much.

Come on, General, you can do it.

Whoo!

'No way we can make it.'

Shoot, them boys don't know nothing about flying.

L.S. sure ain't gonna be happy about this.

So you see, sugar, you don't have anything to fret about.

By the time I get done redeveloping New Hazzard

it's gonna be the loveliest little old place in the South.

Well, you tell it mighty nice, ma'am.

Why don't you make that Lisa Sue?

Sounds less formal.

I love a man with a strong jaw.

Thank you, ma'am... Lisa Sue.

But you haven't got around to telling me

why you picked on little old Hazzard

to do all these wonderful things to.

Excuse me.

- Yes? - It's Garrett.

One of them Duke boys found a piece of our equipment.

We got it back, but he got away.

I see. Thank you.

I have a little bit of a business problem, honey.

So, maybe we could continue this discussion another time.

That's too bad. It was just getting interesting.

Whatever you say.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Thank you. Bye-bye. - Bye.

Come on, get in, Luke. I got a lot to tell you.

I can see what Hogg meant about 'em Duke boys being a problem.

Guess I'm gonna have to take care of 'em myself.

What a waste.

Quick, call our men.

Tell them to get the chopper and track them down.

I want 'em imprisoned and out of the way until I wrap up my deal.

Meanwhile, Bo was telling Luke all about what happened to him

and that drill bit that he found, marked P.C.

Wait a minute. That "P" could stand for Pritchard.

Yeah, you might be right.

They could've been doing perc tests or maybe drilling

to see if there's any minerals on the land.

- Do you mean like oil? - Yeah, oil or silver or gold.

- Let's get to a phone. - Use one at the farm.

They won't disconnect it till tomorrow.

There you go.

Kind of like to see the old place one more time too.

You see, them sissies need a chopper to fly.

The boys returned to the farm and Luke made a phone call

to Dallas Information.

And he found out something very interesting.

Thanks a lot.

- Pay dirt. - What?

Pritchard Industries has a whole bunch of subsidiaries.

Among them, Pritchard Coal.

P.C.? L.S. Pritchard. Hey, I bet that's it.

That lady ain't interested in beautifying Hazzard

she's interested in coal.

Then them two guys in the helicopter, now..

Now, they must work for her.

And I bet she's in cahoots with Boss

when they run us off the road this morning.

We're still up a creek, we don't have evidence.

Well, let's go get some.

I wanna call over to Hatchapee

and see how Uncle Jesse and Daisy are doing.

- Do you hear what I hear? - Yeah. I sure do.

Let's see what they got.

Good thing you hid the General Lee in the barn.

They're searching for us.

Guess I struck a nerve with that Dallas gal.

I guess you sure did. What are we waiting for?

- Let's go get them. - We're gonna chase a chopper?

- You got a point there. - We'll wait until dark.

We can check the landing strips, see if they refueled someplace.

While we're waiting, let's go give a call to Hatchapee.

- You got the number? - I got it someplace.

Oh, here, it's in this pocket I guess.

- Here, you hold it for me? - Yeah, sure.

- Hello. - 'Hey, Daisy. It's Luke.'

Luke!

- It's good to hear from you. - How's it going?

Listen, we're just about moved in, and Cooter was a big help.

I'm unpacking things.

Ask her how Uncle Jesse's taking it.

Well, how's Uncle Jesse taking it all?

Uh... listen, I just wanna talk to you about that.

See..

Luke, he's not taking it well at all.

Just breaking his heart.

You know, it really hit him when we got here.

- Luke, I'm worried about him. - We'll come to Hatchapee.

We'll spend the night. Alright?

Yeah.

Okay, we'll see you soon. Give our love to Uncle Jesse.

Yeah, okay. Uh, yeah, bye-bye.

Bo, our uncle is just a little too old

to be starting over.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

He spent the best years of his life

taking care of us in this house.

Best years of our lives, most likely.

Remember when I busted my best Louisville Slugger

taking a swipe at you right there?

Yeah, I do. Remember it wasn't the bat that broke the wall

it was my head. I ducked, chipped that thing right there.

You had quite a temper on you when you was little.

Ah, shoot.

Well, Uncle Jesse took care of that damn quick.

I ate more meals off of that mantelpiece..

Say, Luke, do you remember when we were..

Playing the Little League game and we didn't do good..

He'd take us and sit us on his knee on that swing

and tell us that it didn't matter because we was his boys

and he loved us.

Luke, our Uncle Jesse has taken care of us all our lives.

It's time for us to take care of him.

If it's the last thing we do, we gotta get him his house back.

Wouldn't you know, somebody was gonna come and ring that bell

when I was trying to ladle out not too much or too little.

Oh, it's you, L.S. Oh, yeah, come in, come in.

I was making some dinner for myself

as my wife Lulu's away at the fat farm.

- This isn't a social call, J.D. - It ain't?

You were right about them Duke boys being a problem.

- I want to speed everything up. - You do?

Tomorrow, you're gonna call a town meeting

at 9:00 a.m. sharp.

I am. At 9:00 a.m.

Here's another check. I don't care how much you gotta spend.

I want you to use pressure, threats, anything.

But I want to complete my land buy

so I can start redeveloping immediately.

Oh, my, my, my. Oh, my.

You sure are a man of action, ain't you?

No, no. I meant a girl of ac.. No, no, no.

A lady of ac.. No, no, no. A woman...

You just make sure them boys are not at the town meeting.

I want Hazzard in the bag by tomorrow night.

- Got it? - I got it.

If them Dukes try to come back, I'll stop them.

I'll have my sheriff's department set up a roadblock

between here and Hatchapee.

You do that. Goodnight.

Wait a minute. Don't you wanna stay around just a little while

and try some of them deep-fried hog jowls I'm making?

The only thing you better be making is some phone calls.

- Don't forget, 9:00 a.m. - 9 a.m.

Oh, she really means that.

I can't count on these Hazzard idiots.

Call our men and tell them to stake out the Hatchapee road.

I want them to make sure Dukes don't show up at that meeting.

Got you. And what do we do about Hogg?

Soon as he buys up everything, we dump him.

I wanna start hauling coal outta here within ten days.

So that's why they wanted us off our farm.

And that's why that lady's buying up

all that land. She's found coal.

That's right. That stuff about New Hazzard is hogwash.

All they're trying to do is cheat them nice folks.

Well, that Pritchard lady ain't gonna get away with that.

- That's the fighting spirit. - Now, listen.

Didn't Cooter say they was having a town meeting

tomorrow at the Boar's Nest?

- Yes, he did. - Alright.

You and me are gonna go there and talk to them people

and by the time we get through

they think they're gonna run into a couple of buzz-saws.

I think this buzz-saw here might get some shuteye.

I think we all better get some shuteye.

Sure is gonna feel funny sleeping under a strange roof.

Well, now..

With a little help from the Lord..

And that town meeting tomorrow

we may not be here all that long.

And when the morning Sun rose

Rosco was already setting up a roadblock with a reluctant Enos

to keep the Dukes from getting to that meeting.

And L.S. Pritchard's flunkies were backing Rosco up

to make double sure.

And here come the Dukes.

Getting an early start on the day's proceedings.

Anything I love better than hot pursuit is a good roadblock.

Sheriff, I don't think it's right for us to set a roadblock.

They may have been disturbing the peace

but I don't think that's enough reason...

Hush. Just hush.

Yours is not to wonder why.

You're just to follow orders of your superior officer.

You just do like I do. Monkey see, monkey do.

Yes, sir, I remember.

There they are. Hey, Bo. Hey, Luke.

Aw, shoot, it's a roadblock.

Stay back, Daisy.

What say we play a little possum?

- They ain't coming, sheriff. - Hush. I can see that.

Alright, you Dukes. I'm not kidding. Come on over here.

'I'm gonna cuff you and stuff you..'

They ain't gonna do it, are they?

Alright. Let's go get them.

Get in your vehicle.

Now.

- Those fools. Let's go. - Right.

'You're gonna pay for this.'

'I'm gonna get you.'

'I'm gonna get you.'

'Another roadblock.'

This is getting to be a regular obstacle course.

Daisy, you better take a different route.

Ahh!

- I don't believe it. - We better get the phone.

'Get me outta here!'

'Where'd you get your driver's license? In a Cracker Jack box?'

You know, Hazzard County is the only place that I know of

that needs an air traffic controller for cars.

Why did you do that?

It was there.

We gotta get to that meeting, so go for it, right down there.

Nice going, Daisy.

Boss and that Pritchard gal don't want us at the meeting.

All the more reason for us to be there.

Tell them boys to stick their foot in it.

- 'Let's get cracking, fellas.' - I got an idea.

You and Uncle Jesse go ahead to that meeting and stall them.

- Me and Bo will be there later. - What are we gonna be doing?

The way I figured it, if we're gonna nail this Dallas lady

we're gonna have to get 100% positive proof of her conniving.

How are we gonna get it?

Hopefully from Ms. Pritchard herself.

She always carries around that fancy briefcase.

I'm betting there's something in there we can use.

'We'll see you there.'

'Ten-four.'

Come on, get serious, Boss. That was wrong. That was wrong.

- You're 20 minutes fast. - Wait a minute.

Boar's Nest.

Oh, it's for you, L.S.

Oh.

Yes?

Well, what a pleasant surprise to hear from you.

Yeah, it's nice to talk to you too, ma'am.

I was wondering if we could continue our conversation.

Maybe we can come to some agreement if you're interested.

Okay. Give..

And the lady was very interested.

Especially when Luke set up a rendezvous at Lovers' Rock.

And off she went.

We gotta go.

'You going?'

You take over. We'll be back.

Don't you worry. I'll take over. Sure I will.

I think she bought it.

I guess you best get on out to work.

Do me a favor and try not to forget everything I taught you.

Oh, I'll do my best.

Soon as I signal you, tell our boys to come down

in the chopper and take Luke hostage.

Yeah, okay, and we'll hold him till the meeting's over.

We'll tell the other Dukes

if they want to see him alive again, not to interfere.

But remember.

- Not until I signal you. - Got it.

So it's time to begin.

This town meeting will come to order.

Boss, it ain't 9:00 yet.

What do you mean? That clock says it's 9:00.

That clock says it's 9:00, but it's yours and it ain't right.

Look. That's two clocks that say 9:00.

They're both your clocks. That clock...

You're out of order. Just sit down.

Well, it don't take a lot of smarts to figure

that this is gonna be a real matchup.

A chopper against General Lee.

- Be careful. - You got it.

- You be careful too. - 'Got it.'

Hi.

Why don't you come on in and we'll talk for a bit.

Uh, I said I'd like to see you alone.

How about you and me take a little walk?

Okay.

Lead on, sugar.

So, what is it you wanted to talk about?

- Well, ma'am. It's.. - Lisa Sue.

Lisa Sue.

Well, I sure would appreciate it if you can see fit to have

them associates of yours stop hounding me and my cousin.

And supposing I did?

Well, then, maybe we'd forget to report to the F.A.A.

about the phony numbers you had painted on the helicopter.

Appears as if you've got more going for you

than just a strong jaw.

Hey. Hey, you drop that.

Gee, I'm sorry, I..

Thanks a lot.

Are you trying to pull something?

Why, shoot, no.

You think I'd bring you out here for something like that?

I enjoyed the chat, Lisa Sue.

- Hit it, Bo. - Bye, ma'am.

L.S., those yokels got your briefcase.

Of all the..

They could kill my whole deal!

Get the chopper. They gotta stop 'em.

I ain't gonna sit down. I'm not gonna sit down

until it's time for this meeting.

J.D., J.D. Just a minute, J.D.

Before you start this meeting, Daisy and me

we got something we want to say.

No, you don't. You're out of order.

Besides, you don't live in Hazzard. So just get out.

Boss, listen to me. We're not leaving until we say our piece.

Everybody, we just lost our farm because of this man

and I don't know what these pins mean, "I love New Hazzard."

- But he... - No, no, no.

He is not telling you the truth.

- Oh, shoot. We were right. - What?

She ain't building no community of the future

she's buying that land so she can strip-mine coal.

Strip mining it? Ain't that where they..

They scrape stuff off the surface and keep going

until there ain't nothing left?

You got that right.

This here is a contract to bring bulldozers in next week.

Shoot, that'll just plumb wreck Hazzard.

Let's get to that meeting.

Would you look at that? It's that dang helicopter again.

She's smart. She must've put them on to us. Drive!

Hazzard ain't ever gonna be the same.

In fact, I don't think there's gonna be a Hazzard.

Don't listen to them Dukes.

They're lying through their teeth.

He's lying.

No, the truth is, my partner wants to redevelop.

J.D., I know that's what you think, but your partner

is pulling the wool over your eyes.

- She wants to mine coal. - Order, order.

Order, order, order. Jesse Duke, keep in order.

Jesse Duke, get in order.

Trees. Can't follow us in there.

'You wanna bet?'

Now, look out.

- Where are they? - I don't know.

Give him some of his own medicine.

Hang on, cousin.

Come on, General.

Those guys have a screw loose.

L.S. is furious. She says we gotta stop them.

Right.

- Here they come. - Oh, shoot.

- I'm gonna call Rosco and Enos. - Dang it!

Rosco. Enos. We need your help. This is Bo and Luke.

Luke, they are clobbering us, Luke.

Listen, we gotta get them on the ground.

We're gonna have to decoy 'em.

Roll this thing over to your left, eh?

- What? - Roll it over.

But don't kill us, okay?

- Well, alright. - Do it.

We got 'em.

Let's go down and get that briefcase.

Now, Bo.

So, Bo and Luke got a hold to the paperwork

that exposed L.S. Pritcher's real plan.

Strip-mine coal in Hazzard.

Boss, in shock from being taken by an even bigger liar

than himself, cancelled all the land sales.

Besides, Pritchard's first cut of the land was to be

right through the Boar's Nest.

And that's a historical landmark.

And when the boys threatened to press charges

for the first chopper accident

Boss cancelled the foreclosure on the Duke farm

as well as paying for having General repaired.

You gonna tear that baby up?

- Alright. - Alright.

Those too tight, ma'am?

And while Lisa Sue was headed for jail

along with her flunkies

thinking about what might've been

mainly Luke

the Dukes moved back into their farm.

And thanks to them, things kind of settled down

to a pleasant scream.

First thing we got to do is move in all the kitchen stuff.

- So you're gonna cook? - Are we gonna cook?

Are we gonna cook?

Folks, that was some feast. You should've been there.