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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Staightnin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw!'

Now, y'all know that a Duke can drive anything that moves.

And that includes airplanes.

'Cause that's Daisy Duke up there.

I sure hope she don't decide to jump somethin'.

Whoo! Looks like ol' Daisy's doin' alright.

She's only been takin' lessons for a couple weeks.

I reckon that's what happens to a girl hooked on flyin'.

And the pilot's hooked on the girl.

Now, you probably think that that bus marked C.C.C.P.

is filled with young people

from the County Conservation Core P.

It ain't. That C.C.C.P. is Russian.

And it means the Union of Soviet Socialist Republic.

No, I don't speak Russian.

But I do watch the Olympics.

And inside is a bunch of young Russian gymnasts.

And them two sour dudes up front

they sure don't look like coaches to me.

The engine sounds worse every minute.

For a moment, I didn't think we'd get over that last incline.

Unfortunately, we'll have to stop for repairs.

Here, I think. A place called Hazzard.

Sound like Yankees, don't they?

- 'Easy now.' - 'Hold her steady, sugar.'

- 'Come on, Daisy.' - 'Hold her steady.'

Looks like Daisy ain't landin'.

She's jumpin' it.

- 'Not too bad.' - 'Easy, easy.'

- 'Watch it, watch it.' - 'Easy.'

Attagirl.

Bring it on in.

That was great.

Whoo!

Darcy.

That was so exciting.

- Hey, it's the Red Baron. - Welcome back.

What'd you think, fellas?

Well, what we think ain't important. Ask Darcy.

Landin' looked rough enough to shake fillings outta his teeth.

No way. It might've been a little shaky

but by and large, Daisy's ready to solo.

That's 'cause I've the best flight instructor

in all of Hazzard.

- Not to mention the only one. - Well, that's true.

Well, same time tomorrow, Daisy?

Well, only if you finish your crop dusting first.

I wouldn't wanna be responsible for all those boll weevils

getting a head start on all the cotton patches

in Hazzard County or anything.

- Bye, Darcy. - Bye.

Sounds to me like she's playin' hard to get.

Now, there is some kinda lady.

Alright, you can kill it.

Your timin's a little skosh off. Ain't no problem.

Oh, I'm so relieved.

I was beginning to think my young gymnasts

would be late for a meet in Atlanta this evening.

Oh, gymnasts, uh? You mean like, uh, parallel bars

and tumblin', flippin' around on mats?

Yes.

Well, I swear.

This'll take me a half hour

why don't y'all take a little tour of the town.

I'm sorry, but that will not be possible.

Uh, what my colleague means, is it probably would be best

if they stayed on the bus to rest for the meet.

Well, I reckon you know best.

Y'all excuse me a minute.

'Hey, General sounding good. Hey, Daisy.'

- Hey, Cooter. - How y'all doing?

Great. Looks like you got some out-of-town business here.

Oh, yeah. You know me. I got a worldwide reputation.

Has to be.

You put that new radiator in Uncle Jesse's pickup, yet?

Put it in?

Uncle Jesse could drive across the Sahara Desert

flat out and that thing ain't gonna overheat on him.

- 'You want me to write it up?' - 'Jesse would have a fit.'

- Anybody got any cash? - Right here.

You come with me, and I'll gladly take it.

Alright. See ya.

Alright and okay. We'll see y'all.

Tell Uncle Jesse hey, and I appreciate the business.

You got it. See you back at the farm.

- Alright. - Y'all behave now.

We'll try.

'Cooter, thank you. Bye-bye now.'

Now, friends and neighbors, you're witnessinga potential

international incident.

And 'em Yankee-soundin' boys ain't gonna be amused.

Things are warmin' up in Hazzard County.

Coy, what's under the tarp in Uncle Jesse's pickup?

- 'Nothin', but another tarp.' - Then both of 'em are movin'.

'Hey, Vance, I think you better pull over.'

There's somethin' alive in the back of the pickup.

Read you loud and clear, Daisy.

- Let's see what we got here. - Yeah.

Oh, please. I meant no wrong.

But when I saw the truck next to the bus

I knew it was my last chance for escape.

Escape from who?

You don't look the type to be runnin' from law.

No, I meant, those men by the bus.

They watch every move we make. If they knew..

My name is Natasha. I am..

I was member of my country's gymnastic team.

I thought those letters looked familiar.

Come here, doll. Let me help you down.

My name is Vance Duke and this here's my cousin Daisy.

- Hi. - And Coy.

Hi.

I'm happy to make your acquaintance.

E-everyone's acquaintance.

But I cannot stay here. If they were to find me now..

In other words, you're defecting.

That is up to you. If you were to turn me in..

Honey, we won't turn you in.

We'll take you to the farm and introduce you to Uncle Jesse.

We'll talk this over and figure out what we're gonna do.

Oh, but I-I cannot involve your family in my troubles.

Let's talk about it on the way back to the farm. Come on.

Hey, you sure you don't want me to drive her back there?

It's alright.

Coy Duke.

Such a pretty name.

Natasha. Such a beautiful girl.

Come on.

Romeo and Juliet.

Here's $40 for the repairs and $10 more

to show you my appreciation.

Now, you hang on to that. I appreciate the thought.

Sometimes, I don't think I will ever understand America.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye, y'all. Take it easy.

Good luck at that gym meet y'all.

- Someone is missing. - Are you sure?

- Take the count again. - I already have.

I'm afraid, it is Natasha.

Natasha? Of course.

According to her dossier, she has relatives in this country.

Reason enough for her to defect.

We cannot permit this to happen.

Driver, return to Hazzard at once.

- 'Yes, sir.' - Question the others.

I will call the consulate on the scramble phone.

Remember, time is of the essence.

Get the men here as quickly as possible.

'We must mount a search before she gets too far away.'

The rest of you will proceed to Atlanta without delay.

Say nothing of what has happened.

Sergei, come with me.

Don't tell me she's actin' up on you again, huh?

No, no, no, we inadvertently left

a young lady gymnast behind.

Five foot tall, brunette, quite attractive.

Ain't seen her around here.

Perhaps we should report her disappearance

to the local authorities.

Well, you can find 'em right across the street

there at the county courthouse.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Hold everything, Mr. Boar, uh, Boor, uh...

Borov.

Mr. B, say you gotta fly that by me again.

You say you turned your back for an itty-bitty little minute

and then that gal defected?

Uh, we prefer to think she simply wandered away

completely enamored of the beautiful countryside.

Oh, enamored. See, that's the worst kind.

What's enamored?

In this case, carried away, confused.

Oh, yeah. That too.

These are critical times, Mr. Hogg.

And as the authority if you refuse to help us find the girl

it could lead to very serious repercussions.

- A-ah! - Oh!

'Serious repercussions?'

'But of course, if you do help us'

it would be considered a magnificent gesture of detente

'at a crucial moment of world history.'

'A-ah! Crucial moment?'

A hand across the waters.

A bridge between East and West.

Oh, I'd be building bridges, huh?

- Oh, did you hear that, Rosco? - What?

I could be a hero.

Yeah, I might even win me the Nobel Peace Prize.

- 'What do I get?' - You get to turn the pages.

When I give my speech at the United Nations.

'Yeah, which ain't gonna happen unless we find that girl.'

Uh, was anybody else hangin' around Cooter's garage

while that bus was being fixed?

There were two men and a girl in an orange car.

One of them drove off in a pickup truck.

Orange car. I knew it, I knew it. It's them Dukes.

They are the ones behind all this. Right?

Yeah, they sure have, and I bet they got that gal hidden.

Come on, Rosco. Let's get to that farm.

I sure don't want no Dukes cheatin' me

out of no Nobel Peace Prize.

- No. - Come on now, boys.

'Then, I dropped out of the bus window and hid in the truck.'

You know the rest.

That took a lot of courage for you to do that, sweetheart.

It's behind you now though, Natasha.

From here on out, you're gonna have clear sailing.

What would you like in your tea? Uh, we got milk, sugar or lemon.

Oh, at home, we drink from a glass through a sugar cube.

'Oh, but I will learn the American way.'

Oh, you've got a lot to learn about Americans.

Like everybody else who'd come here before you.

What an adventure. I kind of envy you in a way.

Of course, it'd be easier if you had close friends

or kinfolks nearby.

Kinfolk? I do not understand the word.

Means family.

Whether they're living together like us and Uncle Jesse

or scattered every which way.

- Oh! Then, I do have kinfolk. - You do?

Hm, my mother's cousin in Detroit.

When I was a child, mother used to read me her letters.

She always hoped our family would follow her to America.

And since I'm the only one left, I know she will take me in.

Then, you ain't got nothin' to worry about.

'Alright, you Dukes. We know you're in there.'

'And we know what you're up to. Now, just listen.'

You hand that foreign female over to me

before I have y'all arrested for kidnappin'.

J.D. You might know he'd have his fat finger in this thing.

He's gonna get them burned this time. Come on, Coy.

- Let's get Natasha out. - I've caused enough trouble.

- I must surrender. - Not while I'm around.

We gotta get you out of here. Come on.

Come on, let's shake it.

Ah, they're running away with my Nobel Peace Prize.

'Oh, listen, don't you worry'

'your little chrome dome, fat buddy.'

'Listen, nobody escapes Rosco P. Coltrane.'

They are coming after us.

Don't worry. Vance will shake 'em.

Well, that little Russian is getting herself an education.

'Cause she's looking at the

Hazzard County version of "Jaws."

Hit the brakes. Hit the brakes.

- What.. - A-a-ah!

Friends, them Russkies are good stock.

He just lost half of this here car.

Not to mention the Dukes and that defector.

'Sorry about that, Mr. B. Yeah. You alright?'

'Well, at least, nobody's hurt. We ain't out of the woods yet.'

They got a backup car up behind the sheriff's station.

No use taking any chances. Call Uncle Jesse.

Tell him to meet us at Morgan's Hollow when it's safe.

I am amazed.

Does everyone in your country drive this way?

Nope. Just most folks in Hazzard. How about your country?

No one drives that way in my country.

But then no one has car.

'Everything is ready.'

'But cutting off communication between Hazzard'

and the rest of the world, it could bring the state

or even the federal authorities to investigate.

We cannot risk their calling out for help.

Well, it certainly looks like the Dukes are up against

some right smart opposition this time.

Of course, them Russians ain't never been in Hazzard before.

Natasha, are you alright?

Oh, a little less frightened perhaps.

- But I feel so guilty. - Why?

Because of me, now all of you are in trouble with the police.

You mean Rosco? We're always in trouble with him.

Only this time, it sure is gonna be worth it.

What's goin' on in the outside world, Uncle Jesse?

Well, it seems there's a couple of foreigners beatin' the bushes

lookin' for a very desperate female criminal.

Well, lookin' and findin' are two different things.

Not to Borov and Androvich.

They will not sleep, till they find me.

Don't you worry, sugar.

It's gonna be a long way to bedtime.

From what I've read, when somebody wants to defect

they usually turn themselves in, the police take it from there.

We know that doesn't hold in Hazzard.

We'll have to figure out another way.

Well, we could drive her to the FBI over in Atlanta.

And then she could hide out there

while waiting for asylum from the US of A Government.

As long as they don't catch us before we get there.

You're right. It'd probably be safer to call the FBI.

Have 'em send someone down here to pick Natasha up.

And as long as we're waitin'

it'll give us time to know each other better.

Oh, I would like that.

- Very much. - 'Alright then, it's settled.'

There's a phone box half mile down the road.

Well, it seems like your problems are about settled.

I got a farm that won't give me rest.

I'd better get to takin' care of it.

Thank you, Dada Jesse.

Dada?

You gonna come along?

And miss out on all the excitement, Uncle Jesse?

No, I'll stay and keep Vance company

while these two get better acquainted.

- I'll see you. - Bye-bye.

'See ya.'

- Good luck, sugar. - Be right back.

Phone's dead.

Reckon it's out of order. There's a line down.

'Coy, I'm frightened.'

Nothing to worry about. It happens all the time here.

Then, what are we going to do now?

Drive into town and call the FBI from there.

What if we are seen by the sheriff or the others?

I ain't gonna let anythin' happen to you.

Now, you believe that, don't you?

Yes, Coy, I believe you.

'Drive into town the back way.'

Use the phone at Cooter's garage. Come on.

Long about now, Borov's boys showed up

from the Soviet delegation in Atlanta.

This wasn't their first time tracking a defector either.

'In addition to the road maps'

'and portable communication equipment'

we will also require two more cars to conduct the search.

Two more?

Listen, I ain't even charging you any rental fees

for them cars you already got.

Money is no object. We will pay whatever you ask.

Hear that, Boss?

He's givin' you a license to steal.

Yeah, and I never needed no license.

How do you think I got to where I'm today?

'Okay, boys, the deal's on.'

I'll have two of the fastest cars of my used car lot

sent up here for your boys and meanwhile

'Enos can start huntin' for that girl with them other two'

and along with you, Mr. Andrich, uh, Andricha, Andro...

- Androvich. - Yeah. Along with Mr. A. here.

Thank you, Mr. Hogg.

Between our men, we can seal off every road out of Hazzard.

That's right.

And you'll get everything you deserve for your assistance.

Oh, ho-ho-ho.

- Did you hear that, Rosco? - Everything we deserve.

Listen, who knows..

Maybe later on, I can start doing business with his country.

Yeah. Maybe we can even set up the "grits connection."

Huh?

Poor old Enos found himself in the middle as usual.

Havin' to follow Boss' orders to find that girl

when his heart wasn't really in it.

Of course, them Russians had their problems, too.

Their English wasn't too good. Well, neither was Enos'.

Followin' Rosco's orders, Enos and the others split up

so they could have a better chance of findin' General Lee

while the Dukes were headed back to Cooter's

to make that phone call to the FBI.

Then at 11, I was chosen to live at the academy.

Since then, gymnastics has been my entire life.

Day in, day out. Years on end.

You make it sound like a prison sentence.

Oh, no, I loved every minute of it

for the first few years, but as I got older

my training became more demanding.

Perhaps, it was selfish of me, but I found myself

envying less fortunate girls

who had freedom to choose their own friends

and form their own relationships.

You mean to meet someone special?

Maybe even fall in love?

Well, I've never admitted that to anyone.

Perhaps, not even to myself.

Well, sugar, you sure came to the right country.

I'm tellin' you once you get yourself all squared away

the men are gonna be flockin' to you like bears to a honeypot.

And from the look on my partner's face

he's gonna be shovin' those bears out of the way.

- That's cute. - 'Enos headed straight at us!'

'Not for long.'

I don't know whether he's tryin' to catch us or warn us.

Probably both. Usin' that siren he's still goin' by the book.

I bet he knew we'd hear it in plenty of time to change course.

This is Hazzard two callin' Comrade number two. Come in.

'This is Androvich. Proceed.'

'If y'all where you supposed to be, it's my duty'

to tell you to hang a 90 at the intersection.

You want me to hang who?

That means take a sharp right turn and keep your eyes open.

I'm gone.

How could he be gone when he was never here?

I don't know about y'all, but I didn't understand

either one of them.

So this must be Comrade two that Enos was just talking to.

Then, we are caught between them.

Not yet, we ain't. Hold on.

If we can get back to the crossroad before Enos

we just might be able to squeeze through.

Hang on.

You know, after seein' that, them Russians just might forget

about the girl and try to kidnap the General.

'I'm sorry. Is everybody alright?'

- Looks like they're alright. - 'You sure, you're okay, sir?'

'Well, I didn't mean to hit you all.'

Be right with you.

Well, hey. Wait. Don't tell me.

This has got to be the dangerous criminal

that Boss Hogg has everybody looking for.

Otherwise, you wouldn't have snuck in the back door.

Vance's got the General parked in the alley just in case.

Natasha, Cooter Davenport, a good buddy of ours.

- Hi. - How do you do?

Well, I'm hangin' in there. How about yourself?

How'd you get in such big trouble?

It's just why we gotta make this call here. Excuse me.

Hello, Gussie? Coy Duke.

Listen, could you put me through to the FBI's office in Atlanta?

Wait a minute, you sure?

Well, thanks anyway.

None of the lines out of Hazzard are workin'.

One inoperative phone could be an accident, but not all.

- Right. - We gotta make tracks fast.

I'm here. Holler if you need me.

- You got it. - Nice meetin' you, ma'am.

All the phone lines outside of Hazzard have been cut.

Oh, great. That's probably Borov's doin'.

If he's desperate, he's probably got the roads staked out too.

And the bus depots.

Maybe, we can't get past Borov and his friends.

But that don't mean we can't go over 'em.

- You mean fly her out? - Why not?

In Darcy's crop duster?

- You can get him to do that? - Does syrup go with hotcakes?

Sure I can. Let me see if he's out here.

Grasshopper? This is Bo Peep. Are you out there? Grasshopper?

This is Pete's airfield. Can I help you?

Yeah, hi, Pete. I gotta talk to Darcy. It's real important.

- Sorry, he's out dustin'. - How soon will he be back?

Well, he's got three farms to do. A couple three hours.

Alright. Thanks, Pete. I'll get back to you.

Well, what do we do now?

It's a cinch. We can't stay here in town.

We'd stick out like sore thumbs hangin' around.

We've to find a place to hole up until we can get in touch

with ol' Darcy, and work these things out.

See, just like I promised. They ought to go pretty good

and the keys are right inside, Mr. B.

Everythin' will be fine.

Alright. Now, you, come on. We gotta go, too. Come on.

You look at those two.

They've been talkin' up a storm for the last half hour

and haven't come up for air.

And that is what you became before you returned to the farm?

- An automobile test driver? - That's right.

In my country, such choices are seldom left to the individual.

Then, I'm sure glad you're in my country.

For a lot of reasons.

I'm sorry. I guess I'm comin' on too fast.

Oh, no. It isn't that. It's just that..

Everything is so new to me.

The freedom, the decisions.

Where will I live? How will I support myself?

Why don't you marry a good ol' country boy

and solve both problems at the same time?

Now, I know you are teasing me.

Perhaps I could become a translator

or maybe even a gymnastics teacher.

Become a teacher and then I can become your assistant.

As a matter of fact, watch this.

Hm, of course, it's been a while.

- Oh! Very good. - We have a lot in common.

I guess that's what they call "Courting gymnastics style."

- Now, it's my turn. - All yours.

That was great.

I didn't expect you back for a couple hours.

Yeah, well, the spray valve's stuck again.

- I'll get workin' on it. - Alright.

Oh, yeah. Incidentally, uh, your favorite pupil called.

- Daisy? - Said it was important.

Bo Peep.

This here's your ever loving grasshopper.

Hold on, sugar. Better stay off that thing.

Some unfriendly ears might be listenin'.

- Well, what do we do now? - Nothin'. Maybe he'll go away.

The suspense is killin' me. You out there or not?

'In case anybody out there runs across Daisy'

tell her to come to the airport. I'll be waitin' with bells on.

Smart girl. She's not answering.

Dang it! If anybody's listenin', we're in big trouble.

Not if we get to that airfield first and Darcy's still waitin'.

- Come on, let's go. - Okay.

They must intend to fly Natasha out of Hazzard airfield.

Here it is. Turn right at the next road.

We must stop them.

- Wait a minute. - What?

This ain't the way to the airport.

No, listen. You know what we're gonna do?

- What? - We're gonna take a shortcut.

'Bird brain!'

O-oh! O-oh!

'Oh, no.'

- You know what, Boss? - What?

- We're stuck. - Oh, we are?

Oh, well, thank you for that information.

Well, unstuck us, will you?

Or else the next vehicle you'll be drivin'

will be a dogsled in Siberia.

- Get us out of here. - I'm tryin'.

With General Lee charging like man-o'-war

heading into the home stretch

it didn't take too long to reach the Hazzard airfield.

Okay.

Ready? There she is, Natasha.

Your one-way ticket to the State Department in Atlanta.

Well, I reckon this is it.

It's so strange.

We've only known each other a few hours, but..

I wish it would have been more.

I know. I feel the same way.

Sometimes, folks ought to be grateful

for the gifts they receive in life.

That gift is you.

I have so much to be grateful for.

To you and the others that..

Come on, we better get goin'

before we never get you outta here.

Darcy, I've something very important to ask you. Natasha...

Them commies sure got gumption.

Stay where you are.

They just think they captured Hazzard County.

What would they do with it, if they did?

Wise decision, Mr. Duke.

I'm disappointed in you, Natasha.

You should have known better.

Uh, hang on, folks. The Dukes just took on the K.G.B.

That will be enough of your friends' heroics.

Oh, please, do as he says.

It would be foolish of you to resist now.

Vance.

Let's see how Darcy is.

Is he okay?

Well, his pulse is kind of weak. And feel this bump on his head.

It's a nasty one. We better get him to the hospital.

Let's change that tire fast. You stay here with him.

Oh, sweetheart.

I don't mean no disrespect, Mr. Borov, but I don't think

you got a legal right to make me lock her up, sir.

Well, that's right. You don't, but I have.

See, you heard the boss, Enos.

Now, fling that little filly in that slammer.

On what charges, sheriff?

Well, she jumped the bus, didn't she?

Now, I call that illegal immigration to the U.S. of A.

If you say so, Mr. Hogg.

Fortunately, you'll not have to be here too long.

We'll transfer you to the consulate

'as soon as necessary arrangements are made.'

In the meantime, I want you to make this little lady

as comfortable as possible.

- Yeah. - Give her anything she wants.

- Yeah. - She's our guest after all.

Say, Mr. B, now that I've got you here, you know somethin'?

Most people can't tell the difference between

good vodka and bad moonshine.

I got me a whole mess of bad moonshine in my warehouse.

If I change 'em labels a bit and shipped it to your country

would your commissars make me a good deal

if you told them we're friends..

Please, miss. Please, don't cry, ma'am.

With the Dukes on your side

maybe things ain't as bad as they seem.

Thank you for your kindness.

I only hope you're right.

Shucks.

Possum on a gum bush, ma'am. They are the Dukes, ain't they?

Daisy was about to tell 'em they lost their last option

of gettin' Natasha out of Hazzard.

Well, he's got a bad concussion, but he's gonna come out of it.

Sure am glad to hear that.

The doctor's gonna keep him here for a couple of days.

Just in case, for observation.

That means we've to change our plans about rescuin' Natasha.

- Yep. - 'Lost Sheep from Deputy One.'

'I sure hope, you fellas are listenin'. Come back.'

- We got you, Enos. Come back. - Listen, I can't talk now.

I need to see y'all in a real big hurry.

'Maybe Uncle Jesse, too.'

It's about a certain new friend of yours.

Natasha. You got it, Enos.

You meet us in half hour at the place we had lunch last Friday.

- Thanks, Vance. I'm gone. - Think he'll remember where?

He ought to. It was his turn to pay.

'Them foreign fellas got 'em twisted around their fingers.'

I'm so betwixt and between. I don't know what to do.

That's something you're gonna have to work out for yourself.

I can tell you this, Mr. Borov is fixin' to ship her back

to the consulate in Atlanta at 3 o'clock this afternoon.

How did they figure on doing that?

They're gonna use that black limo as a decoy.

While y'all chasin' it, Mr. Androvich will be drivin'

her and Mr. Borov off in my patrol car.

- What about Boss and Rosco? - They'll follow in Hazzard one.

'Other fellas would be ridin' shotgun in the other cars.'

I daren't tell you anymore.

I guess y'all know I love you very much.

But if y'all gonna help that girl, don't tell me how.

'Cause I'd be duty bound to try and stop y'all.

- Poor ol' Enos. - Poor Natasha.

If it hadn't been for those fellas

we'd have got her out hours ago.

It may not be too late.

We still got that crop duster.

Last I heard, that pilot's still hearin' bells that don't ring.

Well, Daisy ain't.

He said, she was just about ready to solo.

Wish I could be as sure as him.

'How am I gonna fly Natasha out of here'

when she's hemmed in like a sardine in a can?

Hold on. Not if we find a big enough can opener.

'And I think I just have.'

'Cooter, how long would it take you to weld that grip'

around the side of Uncle Jesse's pickup?

About an hour.

Alright. I think, that just about does it.

That is, if you really are ready to solo, sugar.

Looks like they're all set. Alright, come on.

Come on, come on.

At 3 o'clock on the button

Borov left Hazzard with Natasha.

And there wasn't a sign of the Dukes or Cooter.

The decoy limousine separated from the convoy

hoping to draw off the Dukes.

But old Cooter was bird-dogging and spotted the ruse.

That is, uh, he saw it.

'Them ol' boys got a surprise comin' to them.'

They're playin' our song, Uncle Jesse.

They're playin' it slow enough for Vance to join right in.

Yeah, we got you, Cooter.

It's up to you to let the first car go through and then do it.

- Yes, sir. - Good luck, buddy.

You too.

Look, look, look. There's Vance Duke.

What's he doing with blades on his truck?

Well, it's a cinch he ain't gonna give nobody a shave.

Young fool. He's trying to cut us apart.

'I cannot even go round the other car.'

Call up the reserve cars to assist us. Quickly.

Pull it.

Get it?

Okay, Daisy. Bring in the Air Force.

'You got it, honey.'

Look out. There's two cars comin' up from behind you.

'And they're movin' up fast.'

'Don't worry. I've got an idea.'

Now, friends and neighbors, them Russians

is gettin' a heck of a lesson

in down-home civil disobedience.

Cooter, we're goin' in.

I think it's about time I took these jokers out.

Uh!

Jump up and grab the rope. Attagirl.

Switch sides with me.

Easy now.

Get ready. Here she comes.

Hold her steady.

Doggone it.

Okay, Uncle Jesse, I'm comin' around, again.

'Slow down just a little bit more for me.'

Hang on tight, sweetheart.

'Bye, Natasha.'

Well, you're lookin' at two men

who are lookin' straight into the face of Siberia.

That's some kind of climb.

All the way to Atlanta and clean out of my life.

Maybe out of your life, maybe not.

She's never gonna forget what you done for her.

It means she's gonna be thinkin' about you every once in a while

for a long, long time.

And that's how the U.S. of A gained a future citizen

the hard way.

Thank you very much.

Well, Boss had to forget all about winnin'

the Nobel Peace Prize and the "grits connection."

But he took it like a man.

Never did find out what happened to 'em two Russkies.

But I sure do hope they got some warm overcoats.

Darcy got a thank you kiss from Daisy

that just went on and on.

Well, maybe it's just as well she didn't stay, Coy.

You know that old sayin'.

"East is East and South is South."

And somewhere in the Kremlin, somebody is writin' up

the goddangest report on a place called Hazzard.

And what they don't know is that nothin' really

much unusual happened for Hazzard County.