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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you've ever saw been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

Heehaw!

Friends, you're looking at a major cultural event.

The state fair being held in Hatchapee County.

Which everybody knows is right next to Hazzard County.

And here come the Dukes after a high old time.

You may notice Coy ain't with them.

But he ain't far behind.

How am I doing?

- Best student I ever had. - What?

Y'all may recognize the lady as Billie Ann Baxley.

One of the stunt biking Baxley sisters at show at the fair.

I figured you'd spot her.

She and old Coy ain't doing too bad, huh?

I wish Coy'd be more careful on that dang thing.

I'll tell you what, Coy thinks that Ann just hung off the moon.

I guess so. Three dates in three nights.

Hey Vance, move over, you're slowing me down.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

Heehaw!

Vance!

Alright, let this Saturday end. You boys cut that out.

Yes, sir. Sorry, Uncle Jesse.

Hey, Coy. Come on, Uncle Jesse says cool it.

- Come on, now. - Okay.

I'm gonna help Billie and her sister get settled in town.

I'll see y'all back at the farm, alright.

'Don't be too long, We've got chores to do.'

What a ride. I loved it. Howdy, Kate.

- Did you have a good ride in? - All downhill.

Ooh! Hazzard sure seems a cozy little town.

- Don't you think so, sis? - Not bad.

Uh, don't worry, sis. It'll grow on you.

- You think so, huh? - You know somethin'?

You girls sure are gonna purdy up the place.

Come on, time's a-wasting.

Oh, no, no, no. Excuse me. Let me help you with those.

Let me get that. Thank you.

♪ Going home from the Hatchapee Fair ♪

♪ We won a lot of good prizes there ♪

♪ I won this little bear He's got a lot of hair ♪

♪ Let's go back there, real soon ♪

Oh, you're a poet.

- There you go. - Thanks for the ride, Cooter.

Any old time, I'd stay and eat all y'all's food.

Uncle Earl's got a flat, gotta get out of there and fix it.

Sorry I'm late. Didn't mean to leave you on the lurch.

Billie Ann wanted me to show her around, felt I should oblige.

How about some of the obliging around here?

Like helping us seed the South 40.

I said I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you.

- Yeah, we can seed tomorrow. - Don't worry about it, partner.

There's still plenty of chores left to do.

Tell me, Vance, am I dreamin' or do you have

something against me goin' with Billie Ann?

No, that ain't it. I think y'all take it slow and easy.

Seeing how little you know about her.

You sound like a hundred years old.

Gonna run in for a second. I'll be right back.

- You know, Rosco. - What?

This little teddy bear I won at the Hatchapee Fair sure is cute.

- Yeah. - I'm gonna give it to my Lulu.

Because she just loves stuffed animals.

- Guess they remind her of me. - Yeah.

Well, listen, you know I nearly threw my arm out

66 times to win this prize for Flash... a stuffed human.

Keep your hands on the wheel.

- Oh! Oh, boy! - Jesus!

- That could've been horrendous. - Wait a minute. What's that?

'They're motorcycles. They're following us.'

What are they doing here? We crossed the Hazzard line.

Listen boss, don't worry about it. I'll take care of it.

Alright.

Pull it over.

See here, officer, I'm Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane...

- Pull it over. - Are you kidding me?

See this badge? I'm from Hazzard County.

Just pull over, pull over. Do like they say, will you?

You dodo! You nearly got us both killed.

Are you kidding me? It was those smokey two-wheelers and..

Oh, what are they doing in my jurisprudence anyway?

- My jurisprudence... - Oh, your jurisdiction.

That too. You know, I'm-I'm gonna tell them off good.

What the heck are you doin'? Do you know who you're scuffing?

- Rosco P. Coltrane... - Shut up.

Well, listen. I'm J. D. Hogg, boss of Hazzard County...

You shut up too. Get out, spread.

- We're getting out. - Yeah.

- And we're spreading. - Yeah.

And believe me, he's got a lot to spread.

I've been shot. Oh ah oh!

- Oh, it's only a balloon. - It's a balloon, is it?

- Spread. - Oh!

- Yeah, that's it. - Yeah.

Oh-h! That tickles.

That's an outrage. Listen here. We don't even know who you are.

Maybe, we can just talk this over, huh? Make a deal.

Oh, Rosco, How'd you let 'em get away with that?

You call yourself a sheriff?

Look what they did, they got my cuff links

my new chain and my $862.

Dang... blast it!

- Scuffed my pearl handle there. - Yeah.

Alright, let's get back to town.

- Well, we can't go. - Oh, we can't?

- No. - Ah!

Well, now, don't that pop your D-string?

Looks like Billie Ann ain't quite what old Coy

thinks she is.

That boy never did have much luck picking women.

The biking Baxleys play at county fair

then they work the territory.

Well, that went justfine, girlie.

You were great.

Thanks, Kate.

Get out and spread.

Did you see them?

Billie Ann, if that sheriff was a sample of the law around here

I think we're gonna like it in Hazzard a lot.

- I know, I am. - Wait a minute.

Now, we got a great setup here.

Don't louse it up before we can make that bighit and take off.

How am I gonna louse it up?

Alright, I'll spell it out for you.

C-O-Y. D-U-K-E.

And I'm sure you wouldn't want anything to happen to Coy.

Now, would you? Alright, then.

You just play it cool, girlie.

Now, get that tarp and get 'em on those bikes

and pick up that stuff and bring 'em in here.

Now!

'Get out and spread. Ha ha ha!'

An absolute outrage. Oh, Enos, you're there. Listen.

The police commissioner of Hazzard County

and the sheriff of Hazzard County

just got themselves robbed

by two crooked motorcycle cops and all the sheriff could do was

stand around with his teeth in his mouth.

Them thieves robbed $862 of my hard-earned cash

my watch and chain my diamond ring and my gold cuff links.

And I want 'em all back.

I want you two to get out, patrol the roads and bring in

any suspicious looking characters.

Yes, sir.

'Smell that.'

Pace you're going we should have carrots the middle of next week.

Well, I'm on my way.

Well, da-de-da.

- 'You look great.' - Well, thank you, Daisy.

Are you sure you ain't gonna stay for supper though?

I'm cooking shrimp jambalaya here.

That's mighty tempting, Daisy.

I'm sorry, like I said, I've got a date with Billie Ann tonight.

I'm taking the general alright, Vance?

Cuz, are you on my case?

Is there something you don't like about Billie Ann?

'She's a stunt biker or what she does at county fairs, what?'

No. You know me better than that.

I don't know.

It's just..

I got... a gut feeling that something ain't what it seems.

How about that? I meet this great girl. She's beautiful.

She's lots of fun to be with. And she really goes for me.

And you got this gut feeling?

Ain't you ever had a gut feeling about anything?

I'm havin' one right now. Better leave before it gets to me.

And I'm taking the general.

Take care, Daisy.

- See you, Uncle Jesse. - Yeah, Coy.

I just can't stand it when you boys snap

at each other like that.

I know. I hate it myself, sugar.

But I got this feeling and I had to be honest with him.

There's something about those looks that go back and forth

between Billie Ann and her sister.

And I felt like I had to tell Coy.

I'm gonna take you out to the Boar's Nest, Billie Ann.

Sometimes it really jumps.

I did enough jumping on my bike out at the fair.

Right now, I just wanna be with you, sugar.

Woo! Usually, I only hear bells.

Rosco and Enos. Now, what do they want?

Alright, Coy Duke. Just pull it over.

What for?

'I've got a question to ask you. Now, pull it over, I'm serious.'

- Coy, look out! - Hold on, Billie Ann.

Billie Ann may be a thrill rider, but riding with old Coy

is gonna broaden her horizons.

Woo-hoo!

- Woo-hoo. - Ha ha! Hoo!

Ha ha! Where do you think they're going?

Possum on a gum bush.

'Sheriff Rosco, you got a toilet on your roof.'

Enos, have you lost your kumquat? I've got what?

Woo-hoo! The toilet. It's up there! Hey!

Enos, you dipstick.

Jeez, Enos, you did it again. Dipstick.

Look at this mess.

It's a miracle but looks like they're okay.

Now, I've seen everything.

I thought my sister and I put on a thrill show.

Enos, I'm telling you one more time... Ah!

- What's he doing in there? - I don't know, sir.

Is this the way to the Boar's Nest?

Nope.

Thought I'd take you to a place that'd be a mite less crowded.

Folks around here call it the Lover's Glen.

Oh, Coy, you were right. It's beautiful.

Oh, it's beautiful.

You know somethin'?

I get some purdy strong feelings about you, Billie Ann.

Coy, you're the best thing that ever came into my life.

Hm, you're beautiful.

'There they are. Alright.'

'I know it. Look at those dang..'

Oh, no. I wonder what these guys want.

Who knows?

- Alright. Alright. - Alright, you Dukes.

Hold it right there. We got questions we're gonna ask.

We also got ourselves a warrant to search this here place.

What's the charge this time?

Well, we were coming back from the Peeweehatchy..

The Hatchapeche...

- Oh, the Hatchapee Fair. - Yeah.

Yeah and we was robbed by two fellers

masquerading as two motorcycle cops.

Wait a minute, now. Did you say two motorcycle cops?

All right, J.D., what's this all about? What's going on?

Alright, I'll tell you.

We got us a warrant to search this place for stolen property.

I wanna know where you two boys were yesterday at 4 'o clock.

At 4 'o clock yesterday we had just returned

from the Hatchapee Fair ourselves.

We was right here at the farm doin' our chores.

- And we'll swear to that. - Rosco. Start searching.

J.D., J.D., let me see that.

So while Boss and Rosco were on the wrong track as usual.

The Baxley sisters were continuing their taking ways.

And this time they were spotted by one of Hazzard's finest.

Deputy Enos Strate.

Let's get out of here.

Possum on a gum bush. There's them crooked cops.

Ah! Woo-hoo!

You see Junior was used to this.

He fishes here a lot. Besides, he cuts down on baths.

Hey, Enos, you alright?

Hey, Bruce, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I messed up your fishing.

Oh, that's okay. That was a good jump.

- Hi, Carson. - Hello.

Hey, Junior! Catchin' anything, huh?

Hey, be careful now.

J.D., you don't have to just tear everything up.

'Deputy Strate calling the sheriff.'

'Come in, sheriff.'

'Come in, Sheriff Rosco. This is Enos calling.'

- 'Please come in.' - Oh, good grief.

'Please come in, sheriff.'

This is Rosco P. Coltrane, What is it, dipstick?

Sheriff, the motorcycle cops just struck again.

- They were robbing a motorist. - Oh, no, no. Wait a minute.

- Are you... - I want. I want.

Gimme that thing. Enos, this is J.D. Hogg.

- Listen, did you nail 'em? - 'I'm sorry sheriff, Mr. Hogg.'

- 'But them crooks got away.' - Damn. Listen, listen.

I want you to get your tail back to my office, you hear me?

That's an order. J.D. Hogg, over and out.

That oughta convince you that we ain't those two bandit cops.

Right. You and Rosco were staring right at these fellas

while the crime was in progress.

We got us an airtight alibi this time.

J.D..

I'm gonna tell you this just once.

You can just take your search warrant, get off my property.

- Now, wait a minute. - Get on out.

- This ain't the end. - Get it out.

Come on.

You know something, Rosco? This is all your fault.

- Oh, what did I do? - You were born, weren't you?

'Oh, come on. Get in the car.'

- 'Can you, get in here.' - Oh! Oh oh!

Oh, Oh, Oh.

Oh, come on, Rosco. Watch it!

'Aren't those two motorcycle bandits, ain't police?'

'Two girls could hide under visors as easy as two fellas.'

'You mean Billie Ann and her sister? You ain't serious.'

Wait, if Coy heard you talking that way, he'd blow his top.

You're right, Uncle Jesse, ever since I started dating

Billie Ann, you've been trying to break us up.

- That ain't true, partner. - I say it is.

I'm tired and sick of your gut feeling.

- Hey, Coy. - Now, just a darn minute.

- Listen, Coy. - He's thinking of your good.

That's right. We are all worried about you.

He's the one who stirred you up. Accusing Ann of being a thief.

Look, I was just trying to...

Sorry to do this, Uncle Jesse and Daisy.

I've had it. I'm leaving. I'm movin' outta here!

'Hey, Coy. Can't we talk this whole thing? Listen.'

'You don't wanna do nothing hasty..'

- Now hold your horses. - Coy!

We've always been able to talk things out.

Listen, breaking up the family ain't gonna help anything.

Vance didn't mean you no harm.

It's only way you'll have peace and quiet around here.

That's important but so is stayin' and talkin' it out.

I'm sorry, Uncle Jesse. My mind's made up.

I'm moving in with Cooter.

Daisy, can I borrow your jeep till I get my own car?

Sure, anything you say. Wish you'd change your mind here.

- So would I. - I'm going.

Before I do something I'm really sorry about.

- Take care. - Coy..

Well, I never thought I'd see this. You and Coy.

It's all my fault. Suspecting Billie Ann like that.

It really hurt him.

If that's the way you think, why don't you go after him

and make things right.

Oh, come on, Vance. I'll go with you.

- Go on. - Thanks, honey.

- See you later, Uncle Jesse. - Bye-bye.

- Coy, pull over. Let's talk. - We talked enough for one day.

Oh, Coy, come on.

Vance just wants to apologize. We all do, honey.

It's a little too late for that. I'm gone.

Coy!

Pigheaded. I'm gonna have my say.

- You alright? - I'm okay.

Daisy, you and Vance okay?

Yeah, and we still wanna talk, Coy.

Not now, I need time to think.

Please, let me be for a while, okay?

Well, we tried.

- Only one thing left to do now. - What?

Check out my gut feeling.

Maybe, we can prove Billie ain't involved in them holdups.

If you do that, it'd make me the happiest gal in the whole world.

Let me see if Enos knows anything.

So Vance and Daisy started out by calling Enos to see

if he had got any description on them crooked smokeys.

No, I sure couldn't see them.

But I tell you what, boy, they sure could handle those bikes.

They went around that tree in the road real fancy-like

'just like trick riders.'

Well, thanks, Enos, we're gone.

Well, now, how about that?

That's the same stunt those gals did at the fair.

Meanwhile, Uncle Jesse had phoned to check out

the Baxley sisters with an old pal, Horace Mockett

who ran the Hatchapee Fair.

Well, he didn't know too much about them Baxley sisters

but what he did say was, they came by there.

They did a couple of their tricks on their motorcycles

and he hired them right on the spot.

'Well, thanks, Uncle Jesse. We're done and gone.'

You know something, if we could get a look

inside those girls' van it just might tell us something.

Like what?

The way I see it, there's two motorcycles

and two police uniforms stashed somewhere in Hazzard.

Vance.

We gotta check it out, sugar. Let's get over to town.

Meanwhile, Coy was bunking where a lot the fellers stayed

when their domestic scene got hectic.

Welcome to use that bunk any time for as long as you like.

- Alright, thanks a lot. - Sure.

You gonna think it over about leaving the farm, ain't you?

Oh, yeah. But first I need a little time to simmer down.

See you later. Gotta pick up Billie Ann

and her sister and go to the Boar's Nest.

Go and have fun, now.

'Vance!'

You won't give up, will you? I've taken all I'm going to.

Now, you stop that dang snooping.

Wait a minute, Coy.

Looks to me like we're about to see the start

of a new civil war.

Coy!

That's enough!

Come on. Cut it out!

Coy, Vance. Stop it! Stop!

You two, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Both of you fighting like alley cats.

Hey, what's going on?

What's going on, sugar?

My cousin here was trying to break into your van.

I didn't cotton to it.

You're so anxious to see what's inside, well, go right ahead.

'It's open.'

'What did you expect to find, honey?'

A couple of police motorcycles and smokey uniforms.

That's what.

You mean, he thinks that we're those crooked smokeys

everybody in town's been talking about?

'That's what he thinks.'

No need to be shook up. He'd try anything to break us up.

Now, that isn't so, Coy.

Vance just had a few unanswered questions on his mind.

- That's all. - I did have.

Looks like I'm dead wrong. I just wanna apologize, girls.

You too, partner.

Come on, sugar. Let's go.

Imagine, accusing us of dressing up like cops and robbing people.

- That cousin of yours, Coy. - Don't let it get to you.

I won't let him come between us. I promise.

Okay?

What do you say we have some lunch?

Sounds good to me.

Oh, Vance, don't take it so hard, honey.

I never thought Coy and me would end up fighting like that.

How could I have been so wrong about those two gals?

I mean, I've just about had it up to here with you two

so-called law enforcement officials.

I mean, I'm still missing my $862 cash, my diamond ring

'and my gold cuff links.'

'Plus, innocent motorists are still being held up.'

Well, I think something ought to be done.

- What? What? - And I'm gonna do it.

Here, give me that.

Give me that.

Enos, I'm promoting you to sheriff.

What?

Rosco, I'm demoting you to deputy.

Mr. Hogg, Sheriff Rosco's done a fine job

and I don't think I can...

'Oh, you ain't being paid to think.'

Wait a minute. Yeah.

- 'That does it.' - Hey, that did it.

- Now, Enos. - Yes, sir.

'You send Rosco out on patrol, because as sheriff, you and me'

have got some official business to discuss.

Sorry, sheriff. I mean, Deputy Rosco.

I reckon you better get on out on patrol.

Please, sir?

How would you like me to knock you...

Are you ashamed of your daddy?

Oh, I know it.

Oh, I know it.

Now, then, sheriff. Here's my problem.

With them crooked cops on the loose

I'm worried about them breaking in here

and grabbing all my cash receipts for the week

that I got stashed in my seat. Including tonight's take.

Saturday night, you know. That's bound to be a big bundle.

So, what's your advice?

And Sheriff Enos came up with a solution.

He'd make a run with the cash to Boss bank vault in town

where it'd be safe and he'd do it tomorrow morning

Sunday, at dawn with Rosco riding shotgun.

Which, considering them two, wasn't a solution

but it was another problem.

I appreciate it.

Watch it! Watch it, there.

- Bye, Mr. Hogg. - 'Yeah.'

Yes, sir.

And here we go.

Jump.

Hi there, Enos. What's going on?

Isn't that Rosco's hat you're wearing?

'And that's his badge too. What are you doing?'

Coy, Mr. Hogg just appointed me sheriff.

You mean to tell me, you're in, Rosco's out?

Kind of. He's my deputy now.

Congratulations. That's great.

Meet a couple of friends of mine.

This is Kate Baxley and her lovely sister, Billie Ann.

Hi, Kate. Hi, Billie Ann. Glad to meet y'all.

And this here's Sheriff Enos Strate.

Oh, Coy, come on, now.

In honor of your promotion I'd like you to join me

and the girls for a Sunday picnic in the morning.

Golly, Coy, I'm really sorry but I got some important

official business in the morning at dawn.

At dawn? Oh, come on, sheriff, what could be more important

than celebrating your promotion?

Yeah, Enos, what's going on at dawn?

Well, this is top-secret, Coy.

So promise not to tell anybody, okay?

Promise.

Deputy Rosco and me are convoying all the cash receipts

of the Boar's Nest for the last week into Mr. Hogg's bank.

To make sure them thieving motorcycle cops don't get 'em.

That's great. That's some good thinking.

I'll congratulate you again.

- Thank you. - 'Real proud of you.'

And listen, I appreciate the invite.

I'm gonna take a rain check on it, okay?

See y'all later, now.

Bye, sheriff.

Just don't seem right with that empty seat at this table.

And the empty seat in general.

Just give it time, kids.

A little time.

I'll get it.

Jesse Duke here.

Yeah, just a minute. Horace Mockett.

'Hatchapee Fair. Yeah, Horace?'

'Yeah.'

'Uh-huh. Thank you.'

Sure enough, Horace. See you.

What'd he say?

You know I had him do some further background on the girls.

- Did he find out something? - Well.

'Owner of another show they worked at said'

'they did a fine job.'

Put on a good bike show and everything.

But it seems he had a bit of bad luck.

His payroll truck was held up by a couple of motorcycle cops.

That kind of puts the crust on the pie, doesn't it?

Now, just hold on a minute. It could be a coincidence.

We can't take that chance. Not for Coy's sake.

I think we better start tailing them Baxley sisters now on.

- Good idea. - We can all take turns.

- Fine. - I'll take the first shift.

Starting tomorrow morning at dawn.

You know something? That gut feeling of mine?

Back. Stronger than ever.

What difference does one week make?

One week and we're gonna end up in jail, girlie.

'Give that to me, come on. Hand it over.'

- Get in the car. - 'You're always so bossy?'

'Yeah.'

'Same scam.'

'I don't care. Do you hear me?'

I don't care.

Kate, I tell you, I'm really serious about him.

I warned you about getting involved.

Look, I'm tired of arguing.

Alright, if you want to, you can stay on in this hick town.

But as soon as we make that big hit, I'm pulling out of here.

Got it?

Now, old Vance figured that there was only one place

that they could be hiding.

Because there was only one turnoff.

Vance.

Billie Ann.

I think you and me better have a little talk.

- Where's your sister? - Right here, cousin.

Get your hands up.

- Now, hold on a minute... - You shut up.

No one's stopping us now. Billie Ann get me some rope.

Billie Ann, help me!

'You stay out of this, Billie Ann.'

Well, blood is thicker than water.

Old Vance is just lucky he didn't lose any.

- We gotta tie him up fast. - Is he okay?

Did I hurt him?

He's having himself a little beauty rest.

He sure don't need it.

Come on, now, we gotta get down to that Hazzard Road.

Please, Kate. Can't we just call the whole thing off?

No way, girlie, it's too late now. He's done seen us.

'So there's no way you have any chance'

'of staying on here now. Now, do you?'

I don't wanna have to leave Coy.

Forget Coy!

Or he's gonna bringing you candy on visitors' day.

'Now get smart. Move it!'

Uncle Jesse and Daisy were unable to get Vance on the CB.

So they headed for town, to see if they could talk to Coy

and pick up Vance's trail.

- Coy? - Hey, Coy. Are you in there?

- How are you? - I'm fine.

Now, listen, Coy. Don't fly off the handle or nothing like that.

We learned some things about them Baxley girls

and we're gonna check it out.

What are you talking about? Learned what?

Well, just a chance, mind you, that they might be mixed up

with them motorcycle cops that have been robbing

people around here

Now, Vance has got you two brainwashed.

- I can't believe this. - Coy!

The same thing happened at the last fair they worked.

I'll tell you, Billie Ann is no thief.

Well, we don't wanna believe she's a thief either.

But right now we're worried about Vance.

He followed them, and we've not heard from him.

Vance is following Billie Ann? I can't believe him.

Alright, let's go and speak with them female desperados

and straighten this thing out once and for all. Come on.

That's a lots of bills.

We'll come back to take care of him later.

Come on, we gotta get down there and set a trap for that convoy.

So while Boss was getting that money shipment ready

and the Baxley sisters were swinging into action

poor Coy was learning the facts of life.

And I don't mean about the birds and bees.

He had that down.

Billie Ann's gone.

She and her sister checked out.

Left no note, message, or nothing.

See, that's what we were afraid of, honey.

- Something ain't right. - Let's go find them girls.

I have a feeling if we find the girls, we're gonna find Vance.

I can't believe it. She lied to me.

Billie Ann lied to me.

Okay, Mr. Hogg, the coast is clear.

Alright, come on. Let's go.

Enos, you dipstick.

- Sorry. - Good grief.

I'm the sheriff now and you're the dipstick.

You're both dipsticks. Get in them cars or you're both fired.

Convoy! Mount vehicles!

Move out!

- I'll take the lead, sir. - Good grief.

Oh, come on, will you? Let's go.

He makes the village idiot sound like Einstein.

Meanwhile, as the girl bandits were getting into position

the Dukes were hunting for Vance and the girls.

And Vance was trying to work himself free.

This is like looking for a dang needle in a haystack.

They could have gone most anywhere.

Well, we're just gonna have to get lucky, Uncle Jesse.

Well, I'll try again.

Shepherd to Lost Sheep. Come back.'

'Vance, you out there? Come back.'

'This is Shepherd call.. Vance, you out there anywhere?'

'I just don't think he's there anywhere.'

' Can keep trying, though.'

'Shepherd to Lost Sheep, Shepherd to Lost Sheep.'

'Vance, come back. Come back, Vance. Come back.'

'Shepherd to Lost Sheep. Shepherd to..'

'Vance, you out there?'

Try him again.

Shepherd to Lost Sheep. Shepherd to Lost Sheep.

'Vance, come back.

Get your ears on.' 'You out there?'

I read you, Uncle Jesse. This here's Vance.

- Hey. - Thank goodness.

That's him.

Vance, where are you? Where are you?

So Vance told Uncle Jesse where he was.

In the old cow shed in Pruitt's Hollow.

And the Dukes went roaring off to the rescue.

They do that a lot.

Kate, where are they?

Don't worry.

This is the right road.

They'll be here.

- Vance. Are you in there? - Vance.

'In here, Uncle Jesse.'

- Vance. - Hey, y'all.

- Are you okay? - You alright?

Yeah, I'm alright.

- Get you untied here. - Uh, thanks.

- Get out of here. - Sure you're okay?

Yeah. I'll tell you, though.

I've never been happier to see my family.

My whole family.

Billie Ann and her sister did this to you, didn't they?

They had those motorcycles and police uniforms stashed in here.

They put them on and took off.

I think I got some apologizing to do.

Hey partner, we're blood.

You ain't got to apologize to me.

I appreciate that.

Alright, little Coy.

Well, what are we gonna do now?

Well, if, uh..

We knew where they went..

I know where they went.

Enos let it drop yesterday that..

'...he and Rosco were escorting Boss'

to the bank this morning with this week's receipts

from the Boar's Nest, and the girls heard it.

What do you say, Coy?

I say let's stop 'em.

You get there before we do, you wait for us, you hear?

'Alright.'

Buckle up, Uncle Jesse.

How's does it look up ahead, Enos?

Uh, Sheriff Enos Strate.

All clear, sir.

Sheriff Strate in charge.

No signs we got nothing to worry about.

Here they come.

'Let's nail 'em.'

Wait a minute. What's this?

Oh, no. It's them. It's them thieving cops.

Possum on a gum bush.

What? I'll possum your gum bush.

The money. Don't let them get my money.

You know, they used to stampede cattle this way.

Alright, what's next, Sheriff Strate?

Take evasive action, Deputy Rosco.

You-you turn right. I'll-I'll turn left.

Now!

Now, take out your guns and throw them down.

Oh, Where? Wait.

What you.. What are you doing?

Toss us the money.

My money.

Oh, I'm ashamed of you two.

Damn! Money.

I've been a fool all along.

I'm going back to the way it was.

Here, you take this, and you take that.

And now I'm stuck between a dipstick

and a knucklehead.

'Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hey, hey, hey.'

- Hey, boys. - Looks like we're too late.

What happened, Boss?

'Oh, them crooked cops got my money.'

Go on after them. Go after them, will you?

- It was his fault. - I'll get that blasted..

Go on. Go on.

Can we ride back with you. If you don't mind.

Come on in.

I'm going back to the shed.

Maybe, we can still catch them there.

I'm real sorry, partner.

About everything.

'He's escaped.'

And now everybody's gonna know about us.

There's a car coming. We gotta make a run for it.

Let's grab those other bikes. Come on.

'Hey, there they go.'

There you have it, folks.

The general versus two stunt bikers.

Somebody ought to be selling tickets.

- So we'll lose 'em. - Get your speed up.

Oh, Whoo.

- No! Coy's back there. - It's them or us.

I can't let you do it.

Hey, watch out.

You alright, Coy?

Yeah, you?

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

We could've really been something.

So the mystery of the two crooked smokeys was solved.

It left Coy with a broken heart.

But things weren't all bad, though.

At least, Boss had his money back.

Rosco had his job back.

And the Dukes. Well, they had Coy back.

And everybody knows, when you get the family right.

Things tend to work out for the better.

Especially in Hazzard County.