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♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

'Yeehaw!'

Now in most places, having a car crowd you a little

ain't worthy of much notice.

But in Hazzard, forcing the General Lee out of the way

is right up there with jumping off a tall building.

It looks like trouble for the Dukes.

You wanna know what it is, don't you?

Well, this is a new electronic device that I've invented.

See, this is the antenna.

If you just... this picks up the electrical... what's that?

A double whammy! Boss is gonna love this.

Come on, get back, darling. And buckle up.

If y'all think that's somethin', you ought to see

the way Rosco's rigged his bathroom plumbin'.

Whoever that fella is up ahead, he sure is making good time.

Yeah, he must've heard about Boss's traffic traps before.

Wish we could tell him Rosco's probably after us, not him.

Figure least we can do is draw Rosco off that fellow's tail.

Never thought I'd live to see Rosco turn down

a chance to catch us.

It's too bad. Because he never would've caught us anyway.

Which is more than I can say for that fella.

Get off!

Listen, boy, you gotta pick your spots good.

You gotta make hay while the sun shines.

That's a little joke, Flash.

Oh, I love you, shorty. Velvet ears.

I love hot pursuit.

Ends in victory. God, gee. Good.

Alright.

Anything wrong, sheriff?

Are you kidding me, fella? Get out of the vehicle.

Make it easy and slow, because I'm very nervous. Easy.

'See, you did a no-no.'

You came through a stop sign and that's a $300 fine.

- Three hundred dollars? - 'Yeah.'

Well, isn't that kind of steep?

Well, it is if you're sucker enough to pay it.

I just might be able to get you off the hook for, say..

A hundred and fifty dollars.

- Hundred and fifty bucks? - 'Yeah.'

What would I have to do?

Well, uh, you could buy one of these insurance policies.

A million dollars worth of accident insurance.

For $150?

Well, what's it gonna be?

A $300 fine or a $150 insurance policy?

Hm?

I guess I'll take one of these policies.

I would if I were you and I'll take cash.

Friends, Boss Hogg's got more wrinkles

than a bucket of prunes.

And this one's a world-class scam.

Hey, I didn't expect you back so soon. Anything wrong?

Same thing that's been wrong the past couple of weeks.

- What's that? - Boss's traffic trap.

Well, I might've known. Hold it, hold it.

I don't see no fence posts nowhere.

Dang, we got so riled up over that trap we forgot them.

I can't run a farm without fence posts. Go get 'em.

- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.

For crying out loud.

We'll be right back.

'And that gives us a total of 83 policies.'

That gives us a grand total of..

12,450 simoleons.

Ooh, I love it. I love it.

And 50 percent of your 50 percent which comes to...

- Nothin'. - Nothin'?

Yeah, I'm using all this money to pay for your grand prize.

- Prize? - Hm, didn't I tell you?

- No. - Oh, you're getting a deluxe

once in a lifetime, all expense paid trip to Hawaii.

- Hawaii? I am? - Yeah, yeah.

When, as, and if you meet your sales quota.

Listen, Boss. Don't you worry about it. I'll meet it.

As soon as you tell me what it is.

- You'll when you meet it. - Oh, good.

Meanwhile, you go on and get out there and start selling.

Because I can already hear the grass skirts on them hula gals

a whispering in the breeze.

- Whisperin'.. - You know what they're singing?

Come to me, Rosco.

No, no. They're singing

♪ Go sell that insurance ♪

♪ Use all your endurance ♪

♪ I'll tell you no lies Hawaii will be your prize ♪

♪ And if you meet your quota ♪

♪ They'll take your photo on the beach at Waikiki ♪♪

Alright, git, git.

Aloha!

'Oh, Boss!'

Twelve thousand four hundred and fifty simoleons.

This insurance racket is better than having a key to Fort Knox.

Well, now, Boss don't know it yet

but he's just been set up by two of the best

flim-flam boys around.

Uh, did I say "boys"?

Now, he's gonna be hoisted on his own petard and that hurts.

How'd it go?

Boy, I gotta hand it to that Hogg fella.

His phony insurance racket is cleaning up, just like we heard.

Did you let him sell you a policy?

Oh, he sold me a policy.

And if y'all like skin, this is a bunch of it.

A million dollars worth.

Now all we have to do is fake the accident

and start counting the money.

It'll be the biggest scam we ever pulled.

Uh, I think I'd better get into some working clothes.

She don't look like she's done a day's work

in her whole life.

- Lavinia.. - Yeah?

Uh, never mind.

While the boys were headin' back to town

them two flim-flammers were setting old Boss up

for the kill.

Here you go, that's gonna run you $11.46.

Will you take my credit card?

Yes, sir, Mr. Davis. Sure thing.

Uh, one more thing.

Could I use your phone while you're writing me up?

I gotta make a collect call. To Atlanta.

Sure. Long as it's collect. Just call Mabel.

Dial zero, she'll fix you right up.

Thank you.

Boss may be the one they're setting up

but whatever stew that they're cooking

the Dukes are gonna wind up with it all over themselves.

You can just tell.

By the time the young Dukes got headed back to town

that pair of con artists was parked

and ready to fake the accident

that was gonna cost old Boss a million dollars.

Now you can see how the Dukes get stuck in the stew.

Set this thing for a minute and... 15 seconds.

That'll give me time to bail out of this before it goes over.

Alright, I'll wait for you. But be careful.

Oh, yeah. Something tells me this isn't gonna be Hogg's day.

Friends, this don't look none too good.

'Cause Ol' Coy is driving General Lee

up on the other side of that curve.

- Coy! - Look out, Coy!

Mayday! This is Vance Duke calling the sheriff's office.

A car went off a blind curve at Bottomless Lake. Repeat.

A car went over the side of the road at Bottomless Lake.

Rosco, I hope you're listening.

'Ain't got time to wait for you.'

So just get out here, quick.

I couldn't stop in time.

'You didn't have a chance.'

'Come on, we gotta get down.'

You take care of the place.

Enos, this is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

'Get your carcass over to Bottomless Lake.'

Yes, sheriff, I'm gone.

I don't see the driver.

- You see anything? - No.

He's been down too long.

Coy, are you alright?

I can't see a thing, it's too muddy.

- I know. - I'm going down again.

- No! - It's too late.

It's gone over the edge.

If they went down, they been down too long now.

- Come on. - Back to shore.

We can't leave. We gotta do something.

Coy, you can't throw your life away like that.

It's too late. We can't do nothing.

Whoever's been in that water is a goner.

Come on, let's go back up to the road and look for help. Come on.

Hey, what's this? It's a license plate.

Must've come off the car.

- Coy, come on, hon. - Come on. Nothing we can do.

I should've known. I should've known I was gonna get hit.

- Every time I stop you hit me. - I'm sorry, sheriff, I...

Hush! Hush.

I'm sick of your excuses. Look at tha... well..

See there? Naughty, naughty.

You scarred your car this time.

Good thing you didn't hurt my sheriff sign.

Now you see what..

Must be spontaneous destruction.

Come on, leave it alone. Leave it alone.

'Sorry, sheriff.'

'Need any help?'

No, we're alright, Uncle Jesse.

Is this where the vehicle went off...

- It-it seems like it. - Possum on a gum bush!

There ain't nothing left 'cept some marks on the hill.

- You, uh... you kids alright? - Yes, sir.

Enos, we'll go down the hill, see if there's any survivors.

Don't bother, Rosco.

There aren't any survivors.

'What happened, Vance?'

'We were coming around this bend'

'suddenly this car came straight at us on the wrong side.'

Coy tried to stop.

And the car exploded.

The driver went down with it.

This is all we found, Rosco.

Oh. Well, I'll take this plate to the motor vehicle department

and find out who that vehicle belongs to.

'Alright, who was driving your vehicle?'

I was.

What's your version of it?

It happened so fast.

'All of a sudden, the car was there.'

I don't know.

Maybe I am responsible.

If there's a possibility of that then I'm gonna have to hold you.

Alright, Enos. Cuff him and stuff him.

You can't jump on anything he says right now, sheriff.

He's in a kind of a state of shock.

Enos. Until I get to the bottom of this, I'm gonna lock him up.

Now just... put him in the vehicle.

Come on, Coy.

Don't that just bind up the cheese?

The accident's a phony and Coy's blaming himself.

And the Boss is gonna be looking for a scapegoat.

Friends, this one's a mess.

- Rosco. - What?

I don't think you had any call to arrest Coy.

Somebody's responsible for this accident.

Until I find out what, I'm gonna keep him under custody.

But it wasn't Coy's fault.

Will you hush?

You don't mind my business and I won't mind yours.

Hush.

Lavinia, it couldn't have worked out better if we planned

on that orange car to come around the curve.

Now we got a sucker to blame.

By the time I get done with Boss Hogg tomorrow..

He'll be too scared not to pay up.

And then..

I'll be attending a million-dollar wake.

Yours.

It would make me plum nervous if she said that to me.

Ain't that just like a Duke family?

One person gets in trouble, and everybody shows up to help.

You know, I kind of like that.

'Enos, could we talk to Coy?'

Uncle Jesse.

I'm glad you're here, he ain't spoken since we brung him in.

I'm gettin' kinda worried.

Thank you, Enos.

Hey, Coy.

Listen, Coy. You're gonna have to get a hold of yourself..

And kind of pull yourself together.

I can't. If I hadn't been driving the General...

'Stop talking like that, will ya?

That accident would've happened no matter who was driving.

Coy. He's right, honey.

You're the best.

And if you couldn't duck that car, well, then nobody could've.

You tell that to the other guy. He's at the bottom of the lake.

Coy..

Uncle Jesse, we can't talk to him while he's in here.

Uh... how much is it gonna cost to get him out, Enos?

Well, sir, if it was up to me, I'd let him out for nothing.

'Well, I'll tell you how much it's gonna cost, Jesse.'

Exactly $5,000.

Five thousand dollars...

And it'd be cheap for twice the price.

Boss, that's highway robbery.

How we gonna get that kind of money?

Well, you already have, Jesse.

On account of, I took the liberty of drawing up

a second mortgage on your farm.

At a simple 20% interest.

So come on over here and sign on the dotted line.

Don't do it, Uncle Jesse.

I'd like to see somebody try to stop me.

- Where do I sign? - Right there.

- 'Uncle Jesse.' - 'It's his decision, Coy.'

Look, the whole thing's my fault.

Throwing away everything Uncle Jesse worked for

ain't gonna make up for it.

There you go, J.D.

Well, thank you very much, Jesse.

It's always nice doing business with old friends.

Maybe that's why all your old friends

are now your old enemies.

- Thanks, Enos. - Yes, sir, Uncle Jesse.

Well, we're gonna pick up some groceries.

Anything special, Coy?

'We'll see you out there.'

Come on. We ain't got all day.

I keep seeing that car go over the side.

I just can't do it... I can't.

You're gonna have to take over, Vance.

Ever think you'd see the day a Duke would be afraid to drive?

What burns my hair is that the accident was a phony.

'Y'all find anything?'

No!

Head on home y'all. Thanks a lot.

Let's head back to town.

Enos, don't worry about it. You did the best you could.

- See you later, buddy. - Yeah.

Take it easy, you hear?

Just heat it up, just..

This stuff's no good.

Thank you.

'Oh, Coy, you haven't even touched your plate.'

I ain't hungry.

'Say, I know what he'd eat.'

Give him a piece of that fresh rhubarb pie you made.

I'm sorry, I'm just not feeling too good.

Uncle Jesse, he just keeps blaming himself

more and more every minute.

The worst part is, he's not responsible for that accident.

I mean, anybody that saw it could tell him that.

Yeah.

Trouble is, Daisy and me was the only ones that..

Hey, wait a minute.

Maybe there was another witness.

Who?

- I was talking on the CB. - Yeah.

'And when Daisy was talking to Coy'

I saw a yellow car driving off heading towards town.

Maybe that driver saw somethin'.

Now, why wouldn't they stop and help us though?

That's something we'll ask 'em when we find 'em.

Let's go. Maybe somebody out there saw somethin'.

It's a long shot, but it's the only thing we got.

Uh, I'll stay here and talk to Coy.

- 'Okay.' - 'Goodbye.'

And... rid up the dishes.

What?

Oh! I hear it!

You know it too. Good for you. Would you..

Move over. Get over. Get..

Alright.

'Okay, Flash.'

- It's Rosco. - So, what's new?

Yahoo!

Enos, this is your superior officer Rosco P. Coltrane.

You got your ears on? Come back.

Sure have, sheriff. What can I do for you?

I want you to create a roadblock

at Miller Junction, you got that? Come back.

Yes, sir. I'd be happy to, sheriff. I'm gone.

I can see those Hawaiian grass skirts

waving in the breeze at this moment.

Those pretty little things going, oh, wiki, wiki..

Well, Flash, I guess we're never gonna get

to see those grass skirts floatin' in the breeze.

'Sheriff?'

So the Dukes set out talking to everybody who might

have a lead on that yellow car.

Since Hazzard folks communicate a lot with each other

uh, like these two, the Dukes' chances were pretty good.

Hey, Dixie. Dixie Lee!

Watch out! You're gonna crash..

Oh, God.

What's wrong, Coy?

It's that same thing all over again.

The General came bearing down on that car..

I tried to warn them, but they couldn't hear me.

Then they..

Look... you're just having a nightmare.

Everything's alright now.

Just try to go back to sleep, okay?

- I can't sleep. - Try. Come on.

Look, tomorrow we're gonna go back out to Bottomless Lake

and we're gonna search that place

'until we find out exactly what happened.'

'Do me a favor, will you?'

Try dreaming about chasing some girls

we can both get some sleep.

Right after breakfast, the boys headed out to Bottomless Lake..

To see if there's anything about the accident

that they mighta missed.

And as bad luck would have it..

If they'd left the farm a minute later

Vance would've spotted that yellow car

and saved everybody a mess of trouble.

Miss Lavinia called Davis and told him about the Dukes

snooping around the Bottomless Lake

and for him to take care of it.

Now, what do you reckon she meant by that?

Could I disturb you for a minute, Mr. Hogg?

Oh, well, of course you can. Come right in.

Well, what can I do for you, honey?

I'm Lavinia Grey, the attorney representing

the estate of my fiance, the late Ward Davis.

Hm. Well, I never heard of your fiance, honey.

But, uh, what's your reason for sashaying in here

between my grits and my pancakes?

Well, actually, I have a million reasons.

Uh-huh.

You see, he mailed me this policy

a few hours before that accident.

- A policy? - At Bottomless Lake.

You trying to tell me he bought a policy before..

Oh..

Let me tell you how it is.

Since I'm the beneficiary on this policy..

You owe me exactly $1 million.

No, I don't. That policy ain't supposed to pay off.

I mean, it ain't supposed to pay off that easy.

Anyhow, you're bluffing.

Because ain't no way you can prove

that he's the fella in the car.

- Can't I? - Uh-uh.

Just check the license plate they found.

It was issued to Mr. Ward Davis.

It was?

I can also prove that he gassed up

at Cooter Davenport's garage.

He did?

And my answering service will confirm

that he made a long-distance collect call to me from there

just a few minutes before he went over the side.

Listen, I don't care about any of these things.

Because like I said, no insurance company

is gonna pay you off that easy or that quick.

No, siree, Bob. I mean, we all fight.

We get ourselves a bunch of fancy lawyers..

Then we fight all the way up to the Supreme Court.

That's the American way.

Really, Mr. Hogg? I don't think so.

Because you know and I know

that your Hogg Insurance Company is a complete fraud.

And all I have to do is make a call

to the State Insurance Commission

and you'll spend the next 20 years in state prison.

You wouldn't do a thing like that. Would ya?

Just wait and see.

If you don't have that money within 24 hours..

Until then.

Enjoy... your breakfast.

By this time, the boys are checking out that wreckage

without knowing that that conman Davis

was checking them out.

Come on, partner.

Maybe we'll find something else that fell off that car.

Broken part that might've made it go over the cliff.

Forget it, Vance. You're just trying to make me feel better.

There was nothing wrong with that car till I clobbered it.

You can think what you want.

I'm gonna follow through on this thing.

Hm, boy howdy!

You talk about standing in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Look out!

Thanks.

The boulders couldn't get any closer.

I know. It's almost as if somebody was aimin' at us.

Come on. Let's take a look up on top of that hill.

Look at this.

Now, will you believe me?

Boulder must've been sitting in this hole right here.

Look at this. There's no way it could've rolled over.

'Had to have been pushed.'

By who? Someone in that yellow car

you've been talking about that nobody else has seen?

You're reaching, Vance... I mean, it don't make sense.

A lot of things been happening around here, lately

that don't make any sense.

'Stay there.'

- Good news! Good news. - 'Got some news?'

Yes, Boss. Listen, I just got a phone call from the DMV.

- You did? - Yes.

Listen, they traced that car that went into the drink..

And the license and-and the registration

was a Ward S. Davis.

A Ward? Oh, no! No, no, no.

Oh, that's bad news. Bad news, dodo.

- What's wrong? - What's wrong?

Everything's wrong now.

And as usual, it's all your fault.

- My fault? - Yeah, it's your fault.

- What did I do? - What did you do?

You sold a million-dollar accident insurance policy

to that same Ward S. Davis

just before he took a flying leap into Bottomless Lake.

"Coy Duke Refuses to Deny Guilt in Accident."

Oh, no.

No need to hide it. I've already read it.

He says it all.

Hey, Coy, not to us he don't.

I'd like to get this fella and put him over my knee

and beat some sense into him.

- He was telling the truth! - Only about you not denying it.

- Isn't it the truth? - Yes, it is.

But he didn't write about the accident. If it was one.

You've got some imagination.

'What're you talking about?'

I suppose I imagined that boulder they shoved at us.

Somebody out there's after us.

You can't prove it was shoved.

Get off my back and quit trying to alibi for me, okay.

Oh, no.

Oh, now, baby, that..

That wasn't the real Coy talking.

No, that's just somebody that's so scared..

He's afraid to look back at what really happened.

Till he does..

I'm gonna keep looking for that yellow car I saw

if I've to turn over every inch of Hazzard to find it.

'I'll see y'all later.'

They'll be alright.

Meanwhile, Old Boss had come up with a plan

to avoid paying off on that phony policy..

On the phony accident..

On the dead man who weren't dead.

I gotta get in and put everything I own

in the name of somebody else.

Somebody who'll look after my interests..

Uh, in case, I gotta go away.

- Like who? - Like who?

- Who? - Well, you.

- Me? - Yeah.

You're my brother-in-law, who else?

That's right, too.

- So I'm gonna write it up now. - I'm the only one.

For the sum of one dollar..

One dollar.

I hereby sell everything I own..

Everything.

- To Sheriff... - Rosco P. Coltrane.

- I know your name. - Oh.

Signed..

Signed, Jefferson Davis... Hogg.

I know my own name too!

- There we are. - There we are.

- There we go. - Yeah.

- That does it. - Oh, good, good.

- Give it to me. - Duh-duh-duh..

Let me see your dollar first.

Oh, a dollar? Well, you just... well, let me..

- Let me have that. - There it is.

- Done. - Alright.

Now, good.

You're sure this is all legal and binding...

Yeah, it's legal.

And everything that you own, used to own, belongs to me?

Yeah, well, for the time being, that is.

- Anything else you wanna know? - Yeah, fathead.

I want to get out and wash my car.

- I may give you 50 cents. - What?

You ought to take any job you can as poor as you are.

- I don't... - A-ah! That sandwich is mine.

Well, just get on out there and start swabbing.

After hanging old Boss out to dry

that pretty little con lady gassed up

so she wouldn't have to waste time getting out of Hazzard

after she took a million dollars out of his hive.

Meanwhile, seein' as how he hadn't had no luck at all

finding that yellow car, Vance was headed to the garage

to see if old Cooter could help him out.

And that's when Vance's luck hung a big 180.

It was about time.

- Hey. - How are you doing?

Doing good. How about you?

Not bad.

That yellow car that just drove out..

Who's driving it?

Huh. Real nice looking lady from Hotlanta.

'Why?'

I ain't sure.

I think it was the one I saw leaving the accident.

I better talk with her. I'll see you later.

Holler if you need me.

Looks to me like that flim-flam lady is a fair country driver.

Vance didn't have too much trouble finding where she was

since he did know Hazzard pretty well.

Yes?

Howdy, ma'am. My name's Vance Duke.

I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions.

Sure, I was just fixing on havin' some lemonade.

Would you like to join me?

Yes, ma'am.

- Have a seat. - Thank you.

Now, how can I help you?

Wanted to ask about an accident you might've seen yesterday.

My cousin Coy and I were driving out on Bottomless...

Well, at least Vance didn't have to drink her lemonade.

'Cause you know that a woman who looks like that can't cook.

How much do you think he knows?

Enough that he followed me here, I tried to give him the shake.

If he's figured things out, somebody else could too.

'We should use our backup plan.'

Good idea.

I'll phone Hogg and make a quick deal so we can get out of here.

I'll call Ringo and tell him to pick us up in his chopper.

Throw me that piece of rope in the cupboard.

Tell him to meet us at the Boar's Nest

and that he ought to leave right now.

Back at the Boar's Nest, old Rosco was trying to get back

25 years of grief from old Boss.

And he was doing a pretty good job.

I want to see my face in those boots.

Yeah? Keep that up and you might be able to see

your teeth on the floor.

Mm.

- Oh! - Don't you do that.

Come in!

Oh, Daisy.

- You wanted this bucket, Rosco? - Oh, yeah, darling.

Fetch it here and give it to chubbo here.

He's gonna do the floors after he gets through polishing

Flash's toe nails.

- Uh, paw nails. - Ugh.

Well, whatever.

'Calling Mr. J.D. Hogg.'

'Calling Mr. J.D. Hogg.'

'This is your mornin' breakfast partner.'

You know who I mean.

Come back.

I don't know who she means.

It's that blackmailin' lady swindler.

'Calling J.D. Hogg, come back.'

'This is J.D. Hogg.'

Ain't you hassled me enough about that accident?

What do you want now, besides a million dollars?

I've been thinkin' I might have been too rough

on your insurance company, Mr. Hogg.

So I thought I might not have to be making that call

'to the State Insurance Commission after all.'

Oh, oh, you won't?

Ah, you say you won't?

Well, it's up to you.

I might be persuaded to take 25 cents on every dollar

if... you can have it ready for me in 45 minutes.

That ain't enough time to raise 250,000 clams.

You'll do it. I just know you will.

Or I'll have to make that call.

No, I'll get the money! I'll get the money! I'll get it!

I knew you would.

Remember, 45 minutes, and I'll be there to get it.

Bye.

'Yeah, over and out.'

He'll have the money ready in 45 minutes.

The exact amount of flying time it takes from Tri-City Airport.

And Ringo's on his way.

And we are on our way to a quarter of a million dollars!

Okay, okay, now

see if the keys are in the car and hide it.

I'll get him inside.

Lost Sheep? Lost Sheep. It's Bo Peep.

Are you out there?

'Shepherd? Shepherd, it's Bo Peep.'

'Are you there? Come on back.'

Uh, Bo Peep, this is Shepherd.

'Uncle Jessie, some lady just called Boss on the CB

'and said that she wanted $250,000 for some accident.'

I thought it could be the one at Bottomless Lake.

And I figured Vance ought to know about it.

You know where he is?

He left here going looking for that yellow car.

'Breaker one. Breaker one. Crazy Cooter coming at you.'

Vance just left here a little while ago chasing

a real good-looking lady in a yellow car

down the Old Mill Road.

Thanks, Cooter. Coy and me will head him off.

You got that, Daisy?

I sure do, Uncle Jessie. I'm gone.

I'm gone, too. Holler if you need me, hear?

And so, while Uncle Jessie and Coy went out hunting for Vance

that chopper them crooks called was heading

full tilt for Hazzard.

Get out of that chair and hightail it over to my bank.

- Who the heck is... - I got to get the money ready.

Are you kidding me?

Listen, I own that bank and I own the money.

- You sold it all to me. - That was only temporary.

Yeah, now, I'm taking everything back.

Can't do that, I've got the bill of sale right here.

Says right here you signed it over to me.

What are you doing?

Boss, listen. Don't eat that.

Boss, Boss, give me.. Take that out.

'Boss!'

- Don't.. - Ah!

Now you ain't got no more bill of sale, knucklehead.

And you ain't gonna have no more job neither, if you don't

hightail it out of here and come back with that money.

Give me that.

Uncle Jessie, over there behind the camper.

Let's check that out.

Well, it was a good thing them flim-flammers

was in such a hurry to get Boss's money and clear out.

Or they'd have done a better job of hiding the General Lee.

That's the General, alright.

Get the gag, I'll cut him loose.

- Yeah. You alright? - They hit me from behind.

That girl and her boyfriend are ripping off Boss

for a quarter million dollars.

And they know about the accident.

- How long have they been gone? - Been gone a while.

They've got a helicopter coming to pick 'em up at Boar's Nest.

So the General's got to fly. Here, Coy, you drive.

I'm sorry, Uncle Jessie, I can't do it.

'Well..'

I guess it's up to you, Vance.

Uh..

- You know what you gotta do. - Yes, sir.

I know what you mean.

I'll follow you in the pickup.

Come on, let's go.

You alright?

'My head's spinning.'

I got hit harder than I thought.

You're kidding, aren't you?

No. I'm hurting.

You better take me to the hospital.

Now there's a test.

Coy's fear of driving against Vance's need for medical help.

Them Dukes do get gritty.

Uncle Jessie, follow us to the hospital.

He's got him.

Boy is drivin'.

Well, now..

I reckon you ain't afraid of driving as you thought.

You ain't hurtin' at all. You've been fakin'.

I ain't the only one who's been fakin' it.

I got a feelin' that Ward S. Davis

that was supposed to be in that car that hit us... wasn't.

You mean to tell me he didn't wind up in that lake?

And 220,000 and 230,000

and 240,000 and 250,000 simoleons.

Well, you made a slight mistake, Boss.

What?

See, you jumped from 230,000 to 250,000.

You didn't put the 40,000 in.

- No, I didn't. - I saw you not do it.

- Oh, thank you very much. - You-you didn't.

Remember, I can still call the State Insurance Commission.

I know, I know. There!

Boss, I just talked to Vance on the CB and he thinks

someone's trying to swindle you.

What! Swindle me?

Okay, get 'em up.

Doh, ho, ho!

Guess we now know who's trying to swindle us.

Take care of his gun.

- Listen, that's pearl.. - What's she doing?

She's taking my pearl-handled pistol.

Oh, can't you do nothing?

Ringo should be here any minute.

You two. Into that closet.

Or this thing will go off.

- Don't shoot! - No.

I'm too young to die.

And I'm younger than he is.

You've got your elbow..

'You bubblehead! Get us out of here!'

What do we do with her?

Bring her along. We'll need her.

Come on.

'Go on, move it fast!'

'We gotta get out of here.'

'Alright, let's see, come on.'

'We got to push against it because got to get out..'

'One, here we go..'

'Three. Go!'

Floor it, Coy.

That chopper passing over us is gonna pick up those con artists.

Right on the dot.

Somebody help! Let go!

No! I'm not getting in there!

Now, that dude hadn't ought to hit Daisy.

Okay, let's go.

They got Daisy.

Go. We got to get underneath them.

No! No!

Look at Daisy.

The way she's beatin' on that copter pilot

ain't no way he can gain any altitude.

Come on.

Hey! No, no!

No!

- Get her off me. - No!

Quick, we gotta try and catch up with them.

Go!

Hang on there, Vance.

He's gonna try and bring 'em down some way.

No! No!

Hey, we're losing fuel fast.

That crazy fella out there must have done it.

Shake him off!

No!

No.

'No!'

No! No.

'We're hitting empty.'

I better set her down.

He's coming down.

Ward, watch out!

You alright?

I got him.

Watch out!

Alright, hold it! Hold it right there.

- You know what she called him? - That's right.

That's the late Ward S. Davis right there.

He never was in that car.

Put it there, Birdman.

'My money.'

Where's my money? Give me my money.

He took my money. There it is.

Give me that pistol.

Alright, you two. Just get over here 'cause I'm gonna..

You okay, Daisy?

Now that I'm on the ground, I never felt better.

How are you, Coy?

Feel great. Thank you all for standing by when I needed you.

Isn't that what families are for, to help one another?

Yeah, now, listen before we break our arms

pattin' ourselves on the back

let's get up there and help Rosco lock them people up.

So everything worked out for the best.

Them flim-flammers got just what they deserved.

Boss got back his $250,000.

That is, most of it.

This time it was the boys who threatened to blow the whistle

to the State Insurance Commission

unless old Boss closed down his operation..

Made a big donation to the children's hospital

and tore up that second mortgage that Jesse gave him.

Rosco never made his trip to Waikiki Beach.

He never even got his dollar back from Boss.

As for Coy, well, now that he is his old self again..

He just couldn't keep his hands off of General Lee.

Which means everything is back to normal.

And you're looking at normal..

In Hazzard County.