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♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Staightnin' the curves ♪

♪ Flatnin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just a Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

Yee-haw!

General Lee is toting a very special passenger today.

Deputy Enos Strate.

It's old Enos's day off, so he's wearing civvies.

His car is in the repair shop, as usual.

So the Duke boys are giving him a lift to the freight depot

to pick up his footlocker.

From the time ol' Enos went a little squirmy

and left Hazzard for a big job in the city.

I could've told him he wouldn't like that.

If it ain't old Rosco.

Hopping out of his little, old speed trap.

Boys, you's only doing 47 miles an hour.

- I've been watching. - That don't bother Rosco.

Alright, you Dukes, pull over. I got you for speeding.

Beg your pardon, sheriff, they weren't speeding.

They was just going 47 in a 55.

Enos, what are you doing in there with those riff-raffs?

Having a good time, sheriff. Going to the depot.

- Oh! Oh! - Watch out, sheriff.

Geez! I mean it. I'm serious. You Dukes..

Rosco was doing a little speeding of his own right there.

This is hard. I keep telling him, speed traps are cheatin'.

That farmer's old Silas Pew.

He quit his job working on Hazzard roads

because they was plumb treacherous.

You just keep on telling him, Enos.

- Let's get to the depot. - Alright.

Wait a minute. Freeze!

Rosco sure does some fancy driving, don't he?

I tell you what..

Now, there's two faces, that only a mother could love.

I bet, neither one of them had one.

Enos, they took long to send your footlocker

'out of California.'

Hallelujah, that hick cop's footlocker finally arrived.

All we gotta do now is, go out and grab it and... we're rich.

What you got here? This thing's heavy.

Just some stuff I couldn't get in my suitcase.

Tad lanky in there.

Wait, wait. The tire's in the way.

Okay, friends, put that down, and nobody move.

- Now, hold on. - Whoa.

Look, sir, I'm a deputy and these men...

We don't care, get your hands up and no funny business.

You heard them, Vance. No funny business.

Come on, let's get out of here!

You see, I figure Enos wasn't about to try to arrest them.

Because he didn't want to endanger the Dukes boys

who were civilians, you know.

Now, what do you reckon, old Enos had in that footlocker

that would bring them two out from under a rock?

Now, friends, it's a bad time to be running into

Hazzard's tax dollars at work.

'Better hit that dip hard, partner.'

'Yee-haw!'

What was that all about?

How about them turkeys? Sticking us up like we was rich folks.

I'd ask you to help me arrest them, but y'all just civilians.

I got their license number. Why don't you inform Rosco?

Hey, Vance, you ought to be a deputy.

I'll tell you something, Carter.

We're goin' after that footlocker and if that hick cop

or his two yokel pals get in the way.

They won't be long for this world.

Right. Now, let's get this crate out of here.

Alright, get in.

- Now, push this time. - I will.

We got it!

Old Rosco's driving is getting better all the time... ain't it?

- Boss, Enos just called... - 'Alright, forget about Enos.'

I am starting me a chain of fast-food stores

all over this here country.

- What do you think that? - Oh... marvelous.

Now, come over here and feast your eyes on this.

- Oh, you... - Yeah, can you read?

"General Hogg's Southern Fricasseed Pig's Feet."

- Pig's feet? Oh. - Yeah.

And listen to this slogan.

"One bite of the General's feet, and you'll go Hogg wild."

Good. I get it, "Hogg wild." That's good, I like that.

Boss, Enos just called in to report that he and the Dukes

have been victims of an attempted armed robbery.

You know, this is the greatest idea that I've...

Attempted armed robbery of Enos?

- Yes. - And the Duke boys?

But who'd wanna rob them? They ain't got nothing.

- No. - On the other hand.

What?

Maybe they got somethin', I don't know about.

Yeah.

'If they got something, worth holdin' them up.'

I wanna know about it.

- I'm so proud of you. - I know.

I just know, that these Southern Fricasseed Pig's Feet

are just gonna be a big success.

Oh, I know they will be.

And Flash. Now, she likes 'em, too.

No! Get away from there.

'No, no, no. Get out of there!'

No, no, no.

Yea-a-ah!

In Hazzard, nothing like assault and attempted robbery

is going to interfere with home cookin'.

And the best place to get that is at the Duke farm.

Blueberry pie when I was out in California.

- Is that all you missed, Enos? - Golly gee, no, Daisy.

I missed your good old fried chicken and your hot biscuits

and your shrimp gumbo.

I guess, I missed you too, Daisy.

Oh, Enos.

It's a good thing you didn't let them two fellas

down to the depot spoil your appetite, Enos.

Poor fellows sure picked the wrong folks to hold up.

We had like $8 and change between us.

Ain't nothing in my footlocker worth going to jail for either.

Check that footlocker of yours after all the beating it took.

That's a good idea.

Fishing rod looks alright.

The radio still works.

Hm.

- My, my. - Sorry, Daisy.

Oh, Enos, I think it's cute.

I heard about all the wild going-ons out in California.

Boy!

I don't know about y'all, but I don't see nothing

in that footlocker worth a half a million of anything.

Unless it's half a million polka dots on that nightgown.

Anyhoo, while the two bad dudes was haunting Hazzard roads

for their missing loot, Rosco was investigating the holdup.

And he reported to Boss about the Duke boys and Enos

picking up old Enos's footlocker

from the California Metro Squad.

I want you to get Enos over here on the double and alone.

Because I'm gonna pump it out of him.

Ten-four.

I'll pump it out of him, that little, fat ragamuffin.

Now, y'all follow this.

Old Rosco tracked Enos to the Duke farm

and ordered him to report to the Boar's Nest

double-quick.

So off they went.

They left behind the footlocker for him to pick up later.

Now, that's gonna mean trouble.

Wonder if Rosco had luck nailing them dudes in the green sedan.

They must be long gone, after that driving lesson I gave 'em.

I don't know, they wasn't nice.

Imagine, committing a 104, a 927, a 643...

Hey, Vance. You see what I see?

Let's get 'em.

They must be city boys.

Buckle up, boys.

I know, how a duck feels in a shooting gallery.

I'm sorry, I got y'all in this mess.

What do they want from us?

Only one thing we got of value, and that's the general.

They could've got that when we was in the depot.

It's gotta be something else.

Let's not hang around and find out what.

This guy can really drive. I can't shake 'em.

Vance, you want me to drive?

Son, you just said the magic word.

- Hold on to your bootstraps. - I'm holding them!

'Yee-haw!'

Watch out for the log.

- 'Couldn't you see that log?' - 'I hit it, didn't I?'

Oh, cheer up, boys.

That ain't too bad for your first Hazzard jump.

- They're okay. - Nice going.

My drivin' rubbed off on you.

Let's get us to the Boar's Nest fast.

Sheriff Rosco and Mr. Hogg's gotta hear about this.

You got a deal, Enos.

But us two taxpayers are gonna add a few words of our own.

'You said this whole scam was gonna be a cinch.'

Look at us now, no wheels.

'Don't worry about it. We'll grab us some.'

And then we're gonna find out who owns that orange car.

Let's go.

Hey, sheriff. Sheriff.

You almost scuffed my posterior!

Rosco, just the man we wanna see.

Those two fellows in a sedan tried to put a hole in us.

Sherriff, we gotta go after them and catch them.

Enos, hush. How many times have I told you

not to associate with the Duke boys.

But, sheriff, they was committing a 104, a 643, a 927...

I don't wanna hear about those numbers.

I wanna hear your little tippy toes going inside.

The Boss wants to see you, and right now.

Rosco, at least, run a check on their license plate.

Send an APB, they're dangerous.

That's right. They're crazy.

Will you hush and get inside

or I'm gonna arrest you for loitering.

And you two, I ain't through with you two.

Well, Vance, if we're gonna find out who the bad dudes are

and what they're up to

I reckon, we have to do it ourselves.

That's right.

You start by calling the State Department of Motor Vehicles.

- I am? - You am.

- You wanna see me, sir? - I surely do, Enos.

There you are, my boy. Sit down, take a load off.

- In your barbers chair? - Sure, in my barbers chair.

Sit, right down there.

Now, have some pigs feet for yourself.

Sir, I don't care for any pigs feet.

I insist.

Now, you just relax and sit back. That's it.

Now, you sure are glad to be back in Hazzard, ain't ya?

Yes, sir, I'm glad to be back, but I got to tell you about...

No, I want you to tell me about all them souvenirs

you brought back to Hazzard from California.

Oh, yes, sir. I brought lots of stuff back with me.

I got this cute pencil sharpener shaped like a grapefruit.

You take your pencil, put it in and turn it.

No, no, no. Listen, I'm talking about is..

All them valuable souvenirs you brought back.

You know, the kind I might keep in my safe

to keep outta harm's way.

Oh, that's mighty nice of you, Mr. Hogg.

I did buy me a several belt buckles

with a little picture of a dying buffalo on it.

And I got this tin she monkey, that plays drums.

It goes like, "Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting.'

- But it has no batteries in it. - Oh..

- Should I get the rubber hose? - No, I'll pump it outta him.

And meanwhile, the urban stunt drivers

was trying awful hard to find some new wheels.

Come on.

Back at the farm, old Coy was calling the Motor Vehicle.

And reckon what?

That green sedan was a stolen car.

First, they swipe a car.

Then, they try to stick us up at the depot.

They've been chasing and shooting at us since.

What I wanna know is, how did we get so involved?

All you did was go down to help Enos with his footlocker.

Hey, Uncle Jesse, you might have something there.

'Maybe, they ain't after us.'

Maybe, they're after something in the footlocker.

Well, let's get it over here and go through it.

Maybe, they're after my picture.

There she is.

Look at this. Enos has been carrying this box

for the last 10 years.

Flashlight doesn't work.

- 'Woo! Aw!' - 'Oh'.

- Look, them gorgeous emeralds. - God! Would you look at that?

'They must be worth a fortune.'

What else did I have in my footlocker?

- I'd like hear. - Oh, yeah.

My uncle's old shaving brush.

He gave it for good luck. Using it since my first shave.

- Ain't that nice. - I'd like to knock off your...

Ah, that-that...

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane here.

Who? Oh, Enos, it's for you.

- But now, make it quick. - Thank you, sheriff.

- Don't tie up that phone. - Enos Strate talking.

Oh, hi, Vance, how you doing, buddy?

Oh, good grief.

- You mind repeating that. - Will you get on with it?

You found two handfuls of emeralds in my footlocker?

How in horse feathers did they get in there?

- We thought maybe you knew. - Two handfuls of emeralds?

Shoot, no.

- They must be worth a fortune. - 'They are.'

You think someone in California could have stashed them in

without you knowing it, before you shipped out here.

Yeah, it could be.

Uh, I did have my footlocker in the storage room.

Boy, I sure would like to take a look at those emeralds.

You gonna bring them into town? Good, Vance.

Hey, listen, I'll meet you in the bookin' office.

Hey, thanks a lot, Vance. Bye, now.

Did you hear, Mr. Hogg?

- Oh, we heard. - We heard.

Here, come on. Come on, put the phone down.

And then, I'll give you a ride into town.

- Get on. - I can't believe it, Mr. Hogg.

- He found two handfuls... - Yeah, alright, alright.

You tell me about it on the way.

- Yes, sir. - Just go get in my car!

Yeah, I'll come out to you.

I'll just go out there myself and see some of those emeralds.

- Listen. - What?

- You'll see them, alright. - Really?

Now you, get out on the road

and set a trap for them Duke boys and when you catch them..

Well, you just get those emeralds away from them.

- You know what I mean? - O-o-oh.

Wait a minute, we can't do that.

We don't know who owns those emeralds in the first place.

Then it might as well be us.

This is an opportunity made in heaven.

- Ain't it wonderful? - Ah, yeah.

And then, once we've got them jewels

well, they'll just be made to disappear.

You know what I mean? And then, we'll pin it on the Duke boys.

- It's just bad news, bad news. - What?

- What about Enos? - Enos, Enos, that dipstick!

I can wrap him around my little pinky. Now, go on!

- Get moving. - Uh-ah. Naughty, naughty.

You ain't gonna slam that door on me, are ya?

Uh. Ah.

What do I need with fast food stores, now?

I'm getting me a fortune in jewels.

Get me out of here.

Meanwhile, the boys headed for town.

But first, Vance insisted to Jesse and Daisy

watch from the hills overlooking the farm.

Just in case, them two crooks traced their car.

Well, naturally, their luck was about to change.

Because Hazzard folks are very hospitable.

- Where you fellows headed? - Oh, just down the road.

Hey!

Oh, don't worry, somebody will pick him up.

Oh, they messed up, again. Good news, I'm after them.

Us with a load of hot jewels. What a time to run into Rosco.

We gotta get to Enos and have him call the Metro Squad

before Boss and Rosco get involved. Let's lose him.

Not now, Flash. We're in hot pursuit.

Uh-oh, trouble.

Spread your wings, General.

'Yee-haw!'

Hang on, Flash. We're gonna fly.

'Get us down, now. Flash, doesn't like heights.'

'I'm serious.'

Help, down here. Help.

I hate to leave old Rosco up in the air like that.

- But we gotta make tracks. - Let's make 'em.

Now, Hazzard folks tend to make the best of a situation.

Look at up here. Nice view.

And while Coy and Vance was speeding to town

with them stolen emeralds, the two crooks was trying

to track down the owners of that orange car.

And Boss was getting edgy. And when he's nervous

friends, he is inclined to nibble.

This is J .D. Hogg, calling the sheriff.

'Calling Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.'

'Come in, calling the sheriff. Come in, sheriff.'

- Rosco P. Coltrane here. - I already know your name.

What I wanna know now, is if you caught them Duke boys, yet?

That's a big, fat negatory, Boss. Uh, the Dukes got away.

They got away, I knew it.

You numbskull, you knucklehead, you pin brain.

'Steady, you idiot!'

What you trying to do, kill me? You lug nuts.

Rosco, you know who you're talking to?

O-oh, Boss, uh..

I was talking to Flash here. I'm teaching her a new trick.

Steady, girl!

Listen, I do think, you've lost your mind.

'If you can retrieve a little part of it'

I want you to get back on the double. You hear me?

'Over and out.'

Hey, fellas. I appreciate y'all getting here so fast.

- Can I see 'em? - Here they are, Enos.

Emeralds worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.

'Possum on a gum bush.'

How in the world these things get in my footlocker?

How are we supposed to know if you don't?

You better call the California Metro Squad.

Uh-uh, uh-uh. No need to call California.

Listen, you're in Hazzard County now.

And I'm the police commissioner.

So, you can just hand them stolen jewels over to me.

- Now, hold on, Boss. - This is Enos's problem, Boss.

Yes, Mr. Hogg. I think, I really should call California.

No, no, no. I said forget California.

And just hand them stolen jewels to me, deputy.

- 'Don't give him.' - You'll never see them again.

Would you two boys hush up and get outta here?

Now, listen. I am the police commissioner

and therefore, I'm confiscating them jewels as evidence.

And, if you refuse, I'm gonna have to take away your badge

'arrest ya and throw ya in hoosegow.'

- He can't do that, Enos. - He's bluffing.

Enos, what is it? Them jewels or your badge?

I'm sorry, fellas..

Wait, wait, fellas. Hey, fellas!

Hey, come on, fellas. Come on, put me down now!

Come back!

Come back here, will ya? Wait, wait!

'Rosco, come here!'

The reason nobody on the street's watching.

They see this every Saturday at the Hazzard Watermelon

Supper and Demolition Barbecue.

Stop them. Let's go, come on.

Go, that way, that way.

Fellas, you gotta stop now.

You heard Mr. Hogg, I'm under arrest and I'm fired.

No way, Enos. If Boss ever got his sticky, little fingers

on them emeralds, we'd never see them again.

Right. He'll think of some way to frame us for swiping them.

You can bet your sunny shoes on that.

We gotta get you a phone, so you can call California.

- Stand on it, Vance! - You don't have to ask twice.

And while the boys was on the run with Enos

Vance's hunch was right.

Them two uglies had traced their car to the farm.

Now, I figured on that.

Alright, come on. Come on, move it, will you?

O-oh, Boss, what the heck are you doing out here?

I wanna make sure we get them jewels.

Come on, let's go nail them Dukes!

I get ya.

What's wrong? Are you crazy?

That poor farmer and his fence. It sure took an awful beating.

We're gonna come back later and help him fix it.

First, we gotta get old Enos here to a phone.

Come on, Enos, perk up.

I feel terrible. Me, Enos Strate, a fugitive?

Flashlight is gone, and so is our half million.

That deputy must have taken it with him.

- We're gonna have to find him. - Let's go.

Uncle Jesse, they gotta be tearing our home up.

We gotta go there, you got your varmint gun.

They's the wrong kind of varmints.

Besides, this is just in case, they come up here.

There they are.

Better radio the boys and tell them they've switched cars.

I'll take care of that. You get behind the wheel.

They took a shot at a Duke, they ain't getting away with it.

Now, you're talking.

Rosco, you listen. I want them jewels in my..

I want them jewels in my hands, and Enos behind bars.

Or you are headed for early retirement.

Listen, don't you worry about a thing.

Enos and those Dukes are as good as in that pokey, right now.

No! Wait a minute! Wait a minute.

- Listen. - What?

Don't you dare bring in them Dukes now.

I just want you to get them jewels first. You understand?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

And then, if it should happen

that anybody comes looking for them little, green beauties.

Well, we'll just say they got swiped, right?

And we can lay the blame on you-know-who.

O-o-oh, good! Who?

- Who? - Yeah.

Oy-Cay and Ance-Vay.

O-o-oh, that's Hogg Latin for the Duke boys.

- Yeah, yeah! - Woo, I love it, I love it.

Meanwhile, Jesse reported to the boys

that him and Daisy was tailing the bad guys.

And Coy told them that him and Vance was heading

for Greenville Junction

so Enos could phone his former commanding officer

at the California Metro Squad.

Possum on a gum bush, lieutenant.

You don't mean it?

Y'all recovered them emeralds from a smuggling ring?

And then they got stolen from the evidence room?

'Well..'

They stashed the jewels in his footlocker

and they're chasing him, right here to Hazzard to collect them.

'Shepherd to Lost Sheep. Come in, Lost Sheep.'

'You boys, out there somewhere?'

Lost Sheep here. What you got for us?

They just turned off the road. They're headed to Greenville.

Yes, sir, we're gone.

Yes, sir, lieutenant. Glad to help. Bye.

California is sending two officers on the next plane.

They'll be here late this afternoon.

Meanwhile, they want me to turn the emeralds to a law official.

No way, Enos. That's Boss and Rosco, again.

We're caught right in the middle of this thing.

Boss wants these pretty babies, and so do them gun-toting dudes.

Only one thing to do to make sure nobody grabs them.

- What's that? - Let's hide 'em.

Hide 'em? Gosh, fellas. I'm under arrest now.

- Come on, Enos. - Some dudes are after us.

Mr. Hogg wants me in jail. He says, I belong in jail.

Well, they might be dangerous, but they sure got bad timing.

Their luck is gonna change.

And when it does, things is gonna get hostile.

Not a sign of that hick cop or his pals anywhere.

Let's monitor the C.B. Maybe, we'll pick up

a police call that will tell us where he is.

And so the boys radioed Jesse and Daisy

in Duke moonshiner code to meet them at Stump Water

where they proceeded to hide the loot six feet under.

Now, at least, the emeralds are safe.

Enos, you should be feeling a lot better about this.

- 'Enos?' - Enos.

- What are you doing? - I'm sorry, Uncle Jesse.

I'm sorry about borrowing your jeep, Daisy.

I'm under arrest. I belong in jail. I'm turnin' myself in.

Come on, Enos, let's talk about this.

Enos, I can't think of you going to jail, honey.

Enos, J.D. had no right arresting you.

He was just trying to pull a fast one on you.

Y'all the best friends I ever had.

I feel real bad 'bout doing this, but I just gotta.

Enos, come back!

He let the air outta the tire.

Come on, everybody, it's pit-stop time.

'This is J.D. Hogg calling Sheriff Coltrane.'

Rosco, where in carnation are you at?

This is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane, Boss.

I'm out here on patrol. Come back.

Rosco, just cut all that flap-trap out, will you?

And answer me this. Did you catch Enos, yet?

- Uh, that's a negative. - Ah!

Well, you better make it positive.

I want them little, green bubbles, and I want them now.

They found out about the jewels.

Just get your tailpipes a-fueling.

And if you don't get done, what I told you to do

before sundown, well, I'm just gonna...

Hey, you're gonna what, Boss?

'Boss, I didn't get that. You're gonna what?'

Alright, alright. So, Enos, give me them jewels.

- I don't have 'em. - You don't? Where are they at?

I can't tell you, until those California police get here.

You called the California police after I told you not to?

Uh, this is Rosco, uh-uh, come back.

Rosco, listen here.

While you were out there staring out into space.

Enos just walked in here, and locked himself up.

Has he got the-the jewels with him? Come back.

No, he don't have the jewels with him.

And listen, I'm just gonna have to sweat it outta him

where they're at, before them California police get here.

Because he called the California police!

You just get back here on the double, you hear?

I read that, I'm gone.

We're gonna sweat it outta him. I love it.

Let's go.

If that cluck deputy talks to anyone, it's gonna be us.

We'll have to spring him.

- How are we gonna do that? - The big city snow job.

It'll be a piece of cake.

I hope, he don't run into them fellas with the gun.

What about Boss? He'll really put him through the wringer.

I just hope Enos don't crack. Come on, let's get it.

Alright, Enos. I want you to start talking.

I'm ordering you to tell me where them emeralds is at.

Come on, talk. Talk!

I'm Sorry, Mr. Hogg, but I can't tell you.

I turned myself in because it's the honest

and right thing to do, and I promised I wouldn't talk.

So please, forgive me, Mr. Hogg, but my lips are sealed.

O-oh, interrogation.

That's my favorite.

Rosco, did you hear that? His lips are sealed.

Well, I'll unseal them. Let me at him, I'll...

Ah! Watch it, will you, please! Look, I'll handle this.

What you gotta do is get yourself out front.

And don't let nobody, especially them Dukes, interrupt us.

You hear? Yeah, because he's gonna tell me

where them emeralds is, or he'll rule the day.

- You want the rubber hose? - No!

Please, just get out there.

Alright then, ex-deputy Strate..

Get yourself ready.

Because you're gonna get the third degree.

You know what you gonna get then?

- Fourth degree? - Uh!

What do we have here?

Alright, you two, just hold it right there.

California police.

Sure they are, alright. I can tell.

That beard, that's incognito.

'Enos, so help me, if you don't start talking'

'this very second, I'm gonna foreclose on your house'

'your car, your furniture, your gold inlay... '

- Okay, we'll take over now. - You're coming with us, Strate.

Hold it! Wait a minute, who do you think you are?

- We're the California police. - California police?

You fellows got here mighty quick.

I just talked to the lieutenant an hour ago.

An hour? Well, how in the woods you get here in an hour?

From California!

Hey, you fellows ain't-ain't police.

You're the criminals who stole them emeralds.

Shut up, move it.

And don't try to follow us, fat stuff.

'Mr. Hogg.'

'Help!'

That car behind my Dixie is what them bad guys was driving.

Thank you.

Alright, you Dukes, just freeze, freeze, freeze, right there.

Come on, Rosco. See that car, right there?

The fellows driving it are the same guys

we was telling you about.

They're after Enos. As sheriff, you ought to arrest 'em.

Oh, Jesse, just hush. I know who those fellows are.

Those are California police, incognito.

Now listen, Boss don't want you inside, so just back off.

They ain't the California police, Rosco. They're phonies.

- Oh, do tell... - They're right behind ya.

I ain't gonna fall for any of those old chestnuts...

- Rosco, look! - Come on, we gotta stop them.

- Don't you move now. I'm... - Come on, let's go!

Now, what do you reckon, Coy had in mind?

Don't worry about me. They got Enos.

- 'Out of my way.' - 'Wait a minute here.'

And the chase was on.

Rosco! What are doing standing there? Didn't you stop 'em?

- They grabbed Enos. - I run those Dukes right off.

- The police fellows are fakes. - Who?

They're after the jewels, too.

Now, they got Enos. Alright, come on.

Come on, let's go.

Where's my driver?

Oh-oh! Come on. Let's take my vehicle.

Get in.

You better tell us where you stashed those emeralds.

Come on, talk.

Sorry, all I have to say is my name, rank and serial number.

Enos Strate, ex-deputy.

0674932.

There's not a sign of them.

I'm afraid, they got too big a lead. Let's give it all we got.

Come on, come on. We gotta catch 'em.

It's a matter of life or money.

Alright.

Listen, this is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

and I'm in hot pursuit. I order you Dukes off the road.

Rosco, you just back off.

This is our fight as well.

Rosco, why don't we join up on this one, huh?

'Enos will need all the help possible.'

No, no, no. Pass 'em, pass 'em!

At which time, old Silas Pew decided..

To go into the kindling and firewood business.

He made a killing, too.

You're really getting me mad. Now, you better talk.

Enos Strate, ex-deputy. 0-6-7-4-9-3-2.

I think, we gave his pals the slip.

I'm turning off up here, then we can put the screws to him.

Looks like we lost 'em.

We better head back where we stashed 'em emeralds.

- 'Before they force it out.' - Well, Enos ain't gonna talk.

That's why we gotta find him, before those skunks hurt him.

Hey, do you see what I see up there?

- 'Yes, sir.' - Is that what I think it is?

Let's go get 'em.

Come on.

And Vance was right.

Them heavies done found themselves an old barn

and are holing up.

They ain't gonna be easy like old Boss was.

You ought to be ashamed. If your mommas knew what y'all doing.

- Will you shut up? - Talk!

You can't even make up your minds, can ya?

No-no.

- Jackpot. - Yeah.

- Come on, let's move in. - Hold on, hold on.

That's too risky. Those guys gotta be awful jumpy by now.

Maybe just jumpy enough to hurt Enos if we get too anxious.

If it's too risky to rush in, we'll have to smoke em' out.

- Coy hit it on the button. - I did?

Yeah. What do you say we really smoke em' out?

We got some ol' dry rags in the General.

- 'There's a lotta leaves here.' - We'll make our own smoke.

Good idea. We get the Hazzard Volunteer Fire Department

running around up here, that ought to really shake 'em up.

- Now, you're cooking. - Alright.

You kids get busy, I'll get on the C.B. and get 'em up here.

Be careful now, we don't wanna really burn that barn down.

This is Jesse Duke calling

the Hazzard Volunteer Fire Department.

'This is Jesse Duke, there's a fire at the old Clooney barn.'

You must have missed 'em. Look, we're gonna have to backtrack.

Come on, backtrack. Backtrack.

While, old Boss and Rosco was still hunting

them two crooks was still questioning

and wearing thin on patience.

Enos Strate, ex-deputy, 0674932.

Enos Strate, ex-deputy, 0-6-7-4-9-3-2.

That will be the safe side, over there.

Let's go and take it real easy.

Yeah.

I've got this. I figured, it would come in handy.

Good idea.

Uncle Jesse, you keep the smoke going.

Better start talking.

Yes, sir. Enos Strate, ex-deputy, 0-6-7-4-9-3-2.

- Where's the smoke coming from? - This place is on fire.

- Let's get out of here. - Sounds like a fire truck.

- Run for it. - Get 'em!

Hold it, right there, cowboys.

Anybody moves, he gets it.

'Hey!'

'Alright, you two, get after them, but don't get too close.'

Come on, let's get 'em. This ought to come in handy.

Good thinking, partner.

Uncle Jesse, let's help 'em!

Let's stay here and put out the fire, they'll take care of it.

Here we go. Pull it. Come on, let's go.

Look out! Where are they going?

And in mid-chase, Boss and Rosco

landed in the briar patch.

Old Boss is having a sticky day.

Oh! Watch it! Don't do that. Watch it!

- Those two! - There they go!

How are we gonna stop them? Every time I try to move up on...

Remember this?

I thought, it would come in handy.

- You going fishin'? - Yup.

If I don't catch something, Enos is a goner.

- Hold it steady, cuz. - You got it.

That's one.

Move up alongside.

Hold on, Vance. I'll get a little closer.

Hold him, Vance.

'Let's get his gun.'

- Ha-ha! - Ha-ha! Great!

And so the Duke boys rescued Enos.

The bad dudes were captured, the stolen emeralds were

dug up by Enos and the boys, and turned over to

the California police officers, along with the prisoners.

Just get 'em all out of here.

Enos got his job back, as well as a reward from Daisy.

Now, that's worth a struggle, right there.

Everything was back to normal in Hazzard by suppertime.

Or what's normal for Hazzard, anyway.