Original subtitles

Vance's lady is followed by trouble.

Handle it.

And Boss gives the Dukes a hand?

Surprise.

Let me have it.

Pickle brain.

I love speed.

Welcome aboard Hazzard Flight 01.

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meaning no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way, the only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood. ♪

Now, friends General Lee is charging down...

the highway of Hazard County here.

Not because he's being chased.

But because it's a first-class, uptown,

red-letter, gold-star day for Vance Duke.

We'd be there already if we hadn't spent time

polishing the paint off the General.

You wanted the General spick and span...

for the introduction, didn't ya?

I just wanna be there when Jenny gets off that bus.

We'll be there.

Old Vance is all head up about seeing the lady...

that he was engaged to be engaged to...

some two or three years back.

In Hazzard, that's practically being hitched.

I tell you, picnic in the woods, fun.

We got all sorts of goodies in here.

Are you ready for some lunch?

Let's see now. I got a hot dog here.

This is just called a hot dog. I mean, it's nothing personal.

I mean, it's not a relative of yours.

Listen, we don't have to eat it. No, I would...

Wait a minute, I tell you what I got for you.

I won't eat this in front of you.

I'll just... We got...

Look at them whizzing by there.

They're probably not speeding, it's their word against ours.

Come on, Flash. We're going hot pursuit.

Give me the bone. Let me have the bone.

Flash, let me have the bone, darling.

Come on. Let me have it.

How did a big-city girl like Jenny, meet up with...

the likes of you?

When we got to port a bunch of us went up to the Y in Savannah.

Jenny worked there as a volunteer.

I guess we just hit it off first time we met.

What busted y'all up?

The small-town life wasn't her style.

And the shirt-and-tie life sure ain't mine.

She moved to Atlanta. Figurin' that's were the action was.

I wonder what changed her mind about wanting to visit

Hazard after three years.

Rosco?

What's he want now?

He probably wants to find out if she's pretty.

And if she's got a sister.

- Let's just lose him, huh, cuz? - Alright.

Losing Rosco was comparatively easy for old Vance and Coy.

Compared to what was coming, that is.

I thought sailors only knew how to tie fancy knots.

Flash, don't look. Don't look.

How's Rosco?

What a horrendous crash. Good grief.

Poor guy just blew his top.

Now, friends, Jenny Walden is one dynamite lady.

And them two words, "dynamite" and "lady"

is like fire and gasoline if you put em' together.

She just got off the bus.

- 'I'm in Hazzard town.' - Hazzard?

'That's where she bought a ticket to'

'and that's where I followed.'

What would she be doing in Hazzard?

Right now it looks like she's waiting on someone.

I understand, senator.

It'll be taken care of, and I'll be in touch.

A fella simply picks up his girl at the bus station and...

any place else, it wouldn't be anything out of ordinary.

A Duke does it in Hazzard. And they already got trouble.

Jenny.

Oh, Vance.

- Oh, it's been a long time. - Too long.

Ain't she as beautiful as I told you, Coy?

Sure is.

- This is my cousin, Coy. - Howdy. Nice to meet you.

That's okay, isn't it, Vance?

Us Dukes are supposed to share everything.

Read the small print, coz. There are limitations.

Oh, Vance, he's just like you told me he was.

Have you been talking about me behind my back again?

Pay him no mind.

He pops off like a button on an old shirt.

Let's get this show on the road.

- Wait, my bag. - Here, I'll get it.

Here we go.

- Door's welded. - Oh.

Vance. You gotta be three bricks shy of a full load

letting a lady like this get away from you all these years.

Oh, Coy, if anybody's lacking in smarts, it's yours truly.

Now, friends, they ain't got car trouble.

They're showing off Hazzard's scenic route to Jenny.

What's he going on about?

Looks like he's had one too many for the road.

What's he trying to do?

He's gonna drive us off the road.

I figure from that look on Jenny's pretty face

that she knows who the driver is.

And the fact that she ain't saying nothing, ain't good.

That drunk almost ended my

subscription to, Motor Mechanic magazine.

Not to mention our reunion.

- I'm glad we're still alive. - So am I.

Coy, we better check the General before we head back to the farm.

While Coy and Vance checked out the General.

Dugan stopped and checked his handiwork.

And he wasn't too happy about it.

For that matter, neither was the senator.

Dugan's a good assistant but, he suffers from a weak stomach.

And a bad case of conscience.

Handle it.

Now, he ain't no trip to Hollywood.

'At least it's cool.'

What are you looking at you dipstick?

Happens to us, doesn't it?

Ain't she... Good grief.

Well, we don't have to worry about air conditioning now.

Come on, darling.

Boy, Boss Hogg is gonna have a fit, isn't he?

Come on, darling.

Just move on, everybody. Just move on.

Here we go. Oh, hey.

He's eating.

You better wait outside.

Go on out there and play.

Hello. Boss?

You know, it's just a beautiful day out there.

It's just a great day to drive around in a convertable.

If you're thinking of drivin' around in my convertable.

You got another think coming.

Well, I wasn't thinking of driving in your convertible.

I'm driving one of my own.

If you'd be so kind as to look out that window.

- Huh, what? - Lookie there.

Rosco!

What in tarnation did you do to that patrol car?

I like it better that way. It gives sort of a sporty look.

Listen, what I could do is get one of those canvas tops.

And make it red to sort of match the gumballs.

What do you think?

I think you ain't had nothing on top for years anyway.

Pardon me, but I was looking for the person incharge around here.

Well, that happens to be my little fat selfish buddy here.

He's the big muckity-muck around here.

Listen, just speak your piece quick, stranger.

- I'm on my lunch hour. - That could take all afternoon.

Well, in that event, here's my card, sir.

Have you got an extra one of those?

Deputy assistant to Senator Maynard.

Maynard.

- State Senator Maynard? - That's right.

- The state Senator Maynard? - The state Maynard?

- Pleased to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.

Yeah.

Well, just don't stand there with your teeth in your mouth.

Brush off a seat for Mr...?

- Mr. Dugan. - Mr. Dugan.

Alright, sir. Here you go. Just park it right there.

Well, well, well and well.

And well.

What brings you to this neck of the woods?

Dugan needed to know how to find that orange car.

So he told a story about tracking down a young woman

wanted for embezzling state funds.

Oh, Naughty, naughty.

The lady was dippin' in the public till?

- I'm afraid so. - Oh, my. Oh, my.

- Is that what some people do? - Some people.

Such goings on, I never heard of such a thing.

Of course you have. We do it all the time. We dip...

Would you hush?

The special assistant of Senator Maynard has the floor.

The senator wants this handled by me personally and discreetly

and would be appreciative of your assistance.

He'd be most appreciative.

Mr. Dugan knows that we can extend

the... political plums to each other.

- Plums. - Ain't that right?

We can help each other ahead if that's what we wanna do.

Rise up politically, ain't I right?

Well, I'm sure that the senator would be most

pleased to help you in any way he can.

In any way! Yeah.

Alright, here's what you wanna know.

Them boys you're looking for is Coy and Vance Duke.

There goes the Duke boys now.

Now what? We're not doing over 55.

Since when did a sheriff's car in Hazzard go by the rules?

You're right, coz.

Don't rightly seem fair that they shouldn't and we should.

Now, You know the General could make it alright...

but Enos is in a little mite of trouble.

Sure is a pretty day up there.

Not a cloud in the sky.

My goodness.

You're just as pretty as Vance said you'd be.

- A lot prettier. - Oh, thank you, Mr. Duke.

Now, Jenny, they call me Uncle Jesse around here.

And don't thank me. We're glad to have you around.

We got the spare room all fixed up for you, I'll show you.

We'll be along in a few minutes. I wanna show her around first.

I wonder if she does have a sister.

Now, old Boss would turn mama's picture to the wall any day.

To get in a senator's good graces.

So he was headed for the Dukes.

To try to nail that pretty little embezzler.

These political plums I'm gonna get

could put my seat right smack into the state capital.

That's good for you, but what about my seat?

Your seat ought to be kicked halfway across this county.

For turning this car into a convertible.

And I'm warning you.

If you blow the top off my political future.

Your future is gonna be backup bagboy

at the all-night supermarket on Frontage Road.

You know the place. Come on.

It's so calm and peaceful.

Still a far cry from those city lights you're used to.

Mind telling me what changed your mind after all these years?

It's supposed to be a woman's prerogative, changing her mind.

Well, how about a man's curiosity?

Wondering why the lady he loved three years ago

suddenly shows up after one phone call.

Something prompted you.

What was it?

Jenny, as you can see, was having a rough time

wrestling with Vance's question without telling him the truth.

Well, I suppose I do owe you some-some answers

but I just don't have any for you right now.

Except that I still have very deep feelings for you.

If that matters.

Of course it does.

Look...

let's just let time tell us where we're going.

And what we are to each other, okay?

Alright, I think we're here first.

Yeah, we beat them. Alright, very good.

What did you do?

Defaced my... You done stuck my... Idiot!

I'm sorry, sheriff.

Alright, Jesse.

You're harboring a fugitive here. So where is she?

What are you talking about?

Don't pretend you don't know, because you do.

It's that fugitive girl you're hiding out.

You know she's wanted for embezzling state funds.

- Yes, as if you didn't know. - Yeah.

Enos, come on, arrest Coy.

- Mr. Hogg, what's Coy done? - Never you mind, just do it.

Rosco, come on. You and I will check the house for Vance...

Now, hold on, fellas. Y'all got proof Jenny done this?

Yeah. Have you got a search warrant?

You're not going in that house, J.D. without a warrant.

You want a search warrant?

I'll have one for you in no time.

- I told you to cuff Coy. - Yeah, cuff him.

Alright, Rosco, go on in there, check the house

while I write out this here search warrant.

'Don't breathe.'

Look, look. Coy's going away. He's running off.

Forget about me, dipstick!

What are you doing?

Listen, Rosco, Vance must be off with that girl somewhere.

Coy's gone off to warn them. We gotta stop him, come on.

Why don't you just come in the house and get dried up before...

Enos, get out of our way, will you?

The door. We gotta get the door.

Well, are you telling me to go first now?

I wish we could turn back the clock and start all over again.

We'd still be the same people.

Wanting different things, still wanting each other.

Jump in quick. Boss and Rosco is after Jenny.

Jenny? For what? You want to tell me what this is about?

Talk while we're rolling. We got company coming.

Move this thing, would you? Come on, move along.

I know we ain't got a door but sure we got a motor.

Move it.

Alright, Jenny, I'm listening.

It's a long story.

Well, tell it in a short time, sugar.

Because look.

Alright, block the road, because we've got them.

Welcome aboard Hazzard Flight 01.

Yeah, your takeoffs are great, captain.

But you ought to brush up on your landings.

I will before I solo.

Get off the road, let's go. Get going... No, no!

That's the car that rammed us.

Hang on, it's ring-around-the-rosey time!

You're about to see a Hazzard 360.

Watch.

That's 180 to turn around.

Another 180 to confuse the opposition.

Which totals 360.

Do you mind telling me just what you people are trying to do?

Hold your horses. Hold your horses, will you?

Just wait a minute.

I mean what's wrong with getting a little extra help.

Catching the Dukes and that lady embezzler.

What are you jumping here for? Listen, go on, go after them.

Go after them!

Mr. Hogg, the senator just wants this handled by his own people.

Well, naturally, he does.

But you tell him that J.D. Hogg has joined his team.

Come on. Move this thing out of here, will you?

Don't keep your next governor waiting.

- Come on. Come on. - Get out of the way, Enos.

Move it!

They ain't gonna give up looking for us, Vance.

I know. They're gonna be up and down this road like a yo-yo.

Hey, pull off into them woods, cuz.

We gotta find out what we're up against and why.

Now, here comes the senator's muscle.

Shoot, I didn't figure that boy could read.

Mobile operator, this is 374. Get me mobile 400.

- Dugan. - 'This is Wade.'

'You find who we looking for?'

They're in an orange car with a confederate flag

painted on the roof. Headed due north.

Well, they can't be headed to the capital then.

Well, not unless they're holing up somewhere

figuring to double back.

Trouble is, some redneck politician

and his cops out looking for them.

They think they're trying to help.

If it's one thing we don't need, it's cops. Call them off.

No way. I tried.

We just have to find Jenny and those boys before anyone does.

I'll cut across at a place called Morningside Drive

head in from the north.

We just might get lucky.

Looks like Coy, Vance and his little lady

are getting boxed in tighter than a $10 coffin.

Alright, Jenny, what's this all about?

You gotta believe me. I didn't intend for you and Coy

to get caught up in this thing.

We're in it knee-deep to our earlobes now.

So you might as well spill it out.

That accident we had earlier.

The man wasn't drunk and it wasn't an accident.

- He was trying to kill me. - Kill you?

- 'For Lord's sake, why?' - Afraid that I'd talk.

Go to the Senate Crime Committee.

His name is Dugan, we worked for State Senator Maynard.

Maynard? He's one big honcho.

I was his secretary.

I discovered that he and Dugan were embezzling the state.

Embezzling?

Bilking the government's hundreds of thousands dollars.

'They threatened me if I dare open my mouth.'

'I tried to go to the newspapers and they found out, so I ran.'

What about the Capitol City Police or the Crime Committee?

Maynard's got powerful connections.

Who's gonna believe a little secretary?

Vance Duke.

Not to mention his cousin, Coy.

You two were the only ones I could trust.

But I never, never expected them to follow me here to Hazzard.

We gotta get you and that Crime Committee together.

Vance, they're just gonna keep tracking us down.

We don't stand a chance.

We do if we get a phone and get the committee

to send someone here on the double.

We'd better make sure Rosco and the others are gone first.

We're gonna get you out of this.

Now, you just stay put, sugar.

Stop it. Stop it right here.

Just stop here, will you?

Listen here, you dipstick.

You let the Dukes do it to you again.

Yeah, Enos, you...

You let them slip right through your fingers.

Right through your fingers. Can't you hold on to anything?

- Even your job. - Even your job.

- Yours too. - Mine too.

- Mine too? - Yeah.

Well, listen, Boss, it wasn't my fault.

It was them Dukes, you know?

They pull all those tricks. They go up, They jump that...

They flew right over the cuckoo's nest.

You cuckoo.

- And you, Rosco. - What?

Head back to Hazzard.

I'm gonna call out the Hazzard Irregulars.

The Irregulars?

Well, listen, Boss, we only call out...

the irregulars for a dire emergency.

And what do you think my losing the governorship would be, huh?

- Oh, that would be a dire... - Picklebrain.

Are you still standing here? Go on. Come on, move it!

Don't touch my... Come on, let's go.

We gotta get going. Come on.

My fender is off!

Let's go get them. My fender!

We better find a phone and fast.

While Vance was figuring to contact the capital.

A worried Daisy and Uncle Jesse weren't having much luck...

contacting Vance and Coy.

This is Shepherd to Lost Sheep, come back.

There's a phone if you want in the gas station we can..

- Jenny? - Hey, she's gone.

Look at this.

"Dear Coy and Vance, I can't let you risk your lives.

Thanks for your help. I'm sorry. Love, Jenny."

Come on. We better find her before they do.

I hope that Coy and Vance find that foxy little lady first.

Because there's an awful lot of bloodhounds

tracking the hunting sport.

Shepherd to Lost Sheep.

'Come in. Come in. Can you hear me?

Lost Sheep to Shepherd...

Well, the Dukes finally touched bases.

And Coy filled Jesse and Daisy

in on what was happening and why.

And, of course, Daisy and Jesse were quick to pitch in.

Jenny was a city gal...

which explains why she thought that...

she could get out of Hazzard on foot.

Which had everybody guessing where she was.

First, Coy and Vance.

Then Uncle Jesse and Daisy.

Then Hazzard Number Two with Enos.

Then, the senator's flunky.

Well, somebody's spotted her.

I wonder who.

Miss Jenny. Now, hold on right there, lady.

Please, my life's in danger.

I wouldn't hurt you, ma'am.

I ain't a criminal. I'm a deputy sheriff. See?

I'm not talking about you.

I'm talking about Senator Maynard.

And the men he's got working for him.

They're trying to kill me.

Well, possum on a gum bush, ma'am.

I can't hardly believe that.

A state senator trying to kill a nice young lady like you?

Oh, it's true. It's true. So help me.

Yes, ma'am, I sure will help you.

You just get right in there and relax a little bit.

My fellow friends.

I stand before you, as the newly elected President...

of this here U.S. of A...

'Deputy State calling Sheriff Rosco. Come in.'

Enos, listen, don't you know any better than to interrupt...

the future President of The United States...

while rehearsing his inaugural address?

I did?

I'm sorry. I didn't even know there was an election this year.

Listen, Rosco's busy calling out the Hazzard Irregulars...

to help look for the Dukes and that there fugitive girl.

Just like you should be doing. So do it.

I don't have to, Mr. Hogg. I found her.

You found her? You found her. Oh, glory be. Glory be.

Alright, alright. Well, listen.

Bring her straight to my office and listen...

I'll reward you with a post in my future cabinet.

Secretary of the Inferior.

Secretary of the Inferior?

But I can't even type.

Okay, freeze!

- Put your hands over your head. - Now pull your gun out, slowly.

No false moves. Drop it on the ground.

I don't know who you are, you better not hurt Ms. Jenny here.

Put your hands behind your back.

Sorry about this, Enos.

- But you lose again. - Coy, that ain't...

Great gobs of goose grease! You're not to fool me right now.

Hey, it ain't nothing personal, Enos.

We're just trying to catch us the real criminals.

Vance, I'm so sorry I ran.

Vance, I know y'all mean well but, interfering with the law...

is gonna bend Mr. Hogg plumb out of shape.

Look at it this way, Enos.

Boss's shape could stand a little bending.

That's a good one, Coy. Yeah.

Like I said, honey...

you ain't gonna solve anything running away.

I know.

You gotta stand your ground and fight back.

Coy. Hey, yall, how about the keys now?

Sorry about that, Enos.

Dang.

That little-league pitching arm of mine

just ain't ready for the big leagues yet.

Oh, that's alright, Coy, I can get them.

Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait.

Good news. Good news.

Boss, I've got the Irregulars all lined up.

- Yeah, well, unline them. - Unline them?

Yeah, because that bright, efficient Deputy State..

Whom you refer to as a dipstick.

- Yeah. - Has just caught that girl.

Yeah. And ensured my political future.

Nearest phone's about a mile down the road.

We'll call the capital from there.

Vance's idea sure was the most logical one to follow.

Trouble was, it was so logical...

someone else had to think about it too.

Number, please?

Hi, Bessie Lou. This here is Vance Duke.

Hi, Vance.

I wanna place an urgent call

to the Senate Crime Committee in the state capital.

I'm awful sorry, Vance.

But we're experiencing some kind of trouble.

And none of our lines is getting through.

You can try again a little later.

Okay. Thanks anyway, Bessie Lou.

Well, what did she say?

She says all the lines are busy.

Pretty convenient time to happen, ain't it?

Two minds with the same conclusion.

What do we do now?

If we can't get that committee to come to us..

We'll do the next best thing.

- How's that? - Go to them.

You know, I'm new on the job.

And I sure hope I did the right thing.

Well, as I said before, this is official state business.

Vance contacted the rest of the Duke clan...

to rally at one of their secret meeting places.

So they could help him figure a way out.

I'm gone, cousin.

Dugan was nobody's fool, despite the way he looked.

And after making sure neither Jenny or the Dukes...

was able to call for help...

well, he came to the same conclusion that Vance did.

They'd have to make a run for it.

Don't worry. There's only two roads

that lead out of here to the capital.

Between our two cars, we can cover both of them.

Okay, but look, Wade...

now, you're the expert at this sort of thing...

'You don't want to get your hands dirtier than they are.'

Just help corner them, Dugan.

I'll take care of the rest.

Enos let them Duke boys escape with that gal.

Yeah, I know, I know. Bessie Lou just told me.

Alright, Bessie Lou. Thank you very much, honey. Bye.

Bessie Lou also told me, them dukes tried to call the capital.

But that special assistant.. What's his name?

- Dugan. - Dugan, yeah.

He told her not to put the call through.

Between them Dukes and that Dugan

I'll never make President.

And I've spent all that money for them signs too.

Bessie Lou said that Dugan said the Dukes said...

they were gonna get that gal out of the county.

- We ain't let that happenin'? - No.

No, siree, Bob!

Take the CB and tell Enos to set roadblock at Whittling Corners.

And you and I will set up a roadblock at Old Mill Lane.

- Old Mill Lane. - Yeah.

I want all them roads closed up tight.

Listen, don't you worry about it.

We'll close it as tight as your wallet.

I don't think we can close it that tight.

Alright, hurry up. Do it and follow me.

This is Rosco P. Coltrane calling, Enos.

Boss has probably got the whole dang county...

covered top to bottom by now.

That's why we're gonna swap vehicles.

What do you mean?

Now, everybody out there is looking for the General.

Okay, we'll let them see the General.

Chase it all over Hazzard.

Because, Uncle Jesse... you and Daisy are gonna be in it.

While Coy, me and Jenny we'll be scooting off to Atlanta..

In the pickup.

- Say, that just might work. - Yeah.

We better muddy up General's windows so they don't see us.

Instead of you three.

- Good idea. - Well, it's all set then.

No. No, it isn't.

I'm not about to let y'all risk your lives for me.

This ain't the first time we stuck our neck to help a friend.

There's a water trough back there. Get some mud.

And listen. This is the only way we can get you to Atlanta.

Besides that, us Dukes don't hold with crooked politicians.

We got enough of them kind right here in Hazzard.

Don't you worry yourself, hon. We're gonna make it.

All of us.

Hey, this is gonna work great.

Uncle Jesse, Daisy, you two take care, you hear.

You too.

- Looking pretty good, huh? - Let's get on the road, honey.

Boss and Rosco set up a roadblock on Old Oak Road...

while Enos was covering Whittling Corners.

Mr. Hogg, I got the Dukes in sight here at Whittling Corners.

Well, just don't keep on looking at them, you dipstick.

You stop them, you hear me?

You better hunker down just a little.

Even with this windshield that we muddied up...

we don't look much like the boys and Jenny.

Don't you worry none, Uncle Jesse.

This is as close as they're gonna get.

Golly, Mr. Hogg...

them Dukes are like a Roman candle on the Fourth of July.

Can't tell which direction they're going.

They're headed y'all's way. I'm gone.

I'm in hot pursuit. I'm out.

Now, unless you forgot about this here feller.

Or Mr. Dugan here.

They've been listening to every word over their police radio.

You get that?

Yeah.

Get over to the west side of Cotton Corners and hold.

'I'll come in from the east and force them into your lap.'

- Now, Wade... - I said, just hold them.

I'll take it from there.

Here he comes. They fell for it.

They took to the General like hounds to the hare.

Should be clear sailing all the way to Atlanta.

They're headed our way.

Well, never fear. Bring em back alive Coltrane is here.

Oh, that's a doozy. I'll use that as my motto.

When I am the future head of the F.B. and I.

Yeah. You let them get past us...

- And I ain't got no future. - You ain't got no future.

- I ain't got no pizza either. - No!

When you get to Cottonwood Corners make a right.

Okay.

And here comes old Muscles, heading right at them.

Looks like we only got one other way to go, Jesse.

- What do I do, Uncle Jesse? - Zigzag.

There's a basic rule about being a Duke

If you're really, truly and totally in a mess.

It's fixing get worse.

You alright?

Surprise.

Enos, this is your superior officer, Rosco.

Listen, they must have turned off at the junction.

Now, you take the left fork, and I'll take the right.

Roger. Ten-four.

Vance Duke.

Now, we got your uncle and your pretty little cousin.

'Unless you bring Jenny back to your farm in one hour.'

'I can't guarantee what'll happen.'

Vance, please take me back.

I'd never forgive myself if anything happens to them.

We appreciate that but I doubt they'd let any of us go.

On the other hand, that'd depend on just how many witnesses...

know what's going on and why.

You catch, cuz?

Wait, I don't.

Boss and Rosco may be as crooked as a barrel of fish hooks.

But they ain't killers.

Now, we let them hear exactly what's coming down.

Them good old boys, along with Enos...

will change sides faster than a windshield wiper.

As Coy, Vance and Jenny headed for the farm.

Vance began to put their plan into action.

Meantime, Boss was taking his minor setback like a man.

- Gone, gone, gone! - We know, the bumper's gone.

No, no, no!

All my political hopes and dreams...

for the governorship, all gone.

Straight down the tubes.

- Bless your heart. - Poor little buddy.

Calling Boss Hogg, this is Vance Duke.

Vance Duke? No, no, I can't talk.

Rosco take it. Take it.

This is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

Now, listen here, Vance Duke.

I want you to release that prisoner...

to me, and I mean this second.

We'll do better than that if you and boss drive down to the farm.

Keep your radio open on this frequency.

'We got a flash that'll make your name a household word.'

- A household word? - A household word.

A household word!

- Did you hear that? - I heard that.

A household word. What are you waiting for?

A written invitation? Come on, let's move it. Hallelujah!

I may just get into that Oval Office yet!

And it would fit your little chubby figure.

If they built it out a few inches around the bay windows.

Don't worry, sugar. We're gonna make it.

My pizza! My fender!

My pizza! My fender!

Come on! Let's go!

All everybody has gotta do is speak up loud and clear.

And pray a lot.

You send Miss Walden over here.

And I'll send your pretty cousin and your uncle over there.

'How to trust you?'

'Because you have my word on it.'

That and a dime buys you an apple cider.

Why should we take the word of a couple of crooks

and Senator Maynard?

Stealing state funds, forging state checks.

Not to mention trying to get rid of Jenny. She is a witness.

'That could send you guys to jail, for 20 years.'

If your friend Miss Walden had been a little more reasonable...

we wouldn't have to go to extremes, would we?

You mean if she'd been a crook like you.

But not if she threatened to blow the whistle on you.

Cut the talk. The senator said to get rid of the witness.

So that's all we're gonna do.

Hey!

Hey, what you got there?

Trying to shoot the whole works on your little CB radio?

That's real smart.

But you know what?

Without Jenny there, you got no witness.

All you got is hearsay evidence.

Take her.

Nobody move.

- You drive. - I got it.

The Dukes knew it was foolhardy to try and rush them fellas...

with all that artillery.

They wasn't about to let them get away with Jenny neither.

Them fellas is the real killers, just like Miss Jenny said.

Did you hear that, Mr. Hogg?

I sure did hear it, Enos. Bad idea.

Rosco, come on. Move it, move it!

I mean, crooked politics, that's one thing...

but violence, that's another.

- Put the heel to the steel. - That's "pedal to the metal."

Whatever. Come on, let's get this.

I love it. I love speed.

Did you see that? They got the girl in the car.

Turn around, turn around.

Hazzard One to Hazzard Two.

'Get them crooks!'

Let's go. Come on, Rosco, let's go!

What you stopping for?

I said, move it! Please, Rosco.

Lost Sheep to Bo Peep.

They got a big head start to catch up with.

We'll try to cut across and nail them at Old Tree Lane.

'You stay on their tails'

I hear you talking, Vance.

Alright, partner.

You get back on the road with Daisy. I'll join the party.

Some folks don't like people to drop in on them unannounced.

I hear you.

Uncle Jesse, how we gonna stop them?

Good question. Good question.

In the glove compartment there's an oil can. Get it.

Now then, do you think if I put you up alongside that driver.

You could get a good shot at him with that?

You bet, Uncle Jessie, that's the smoothest idea I ever heard.

My eyes, I can't see!

Just give me that, Jenny.

- Alright. - You alright, Jenny?

We made it.

♪ In that vehicle and ♪

So law and order in Hazzard County had triumphed again.

With a large assist from the Dukes.

And the would-be governor, senator...

and president of the United States, Boss Hogg.

Saw his dreams of a political future go right up in smoke.

Right along with former Senator Maynard's.

Meanwhile, Vance was going through soul searching.

And, friends, that do hurt.

- I'm sure gonna miss you. - I'm gonna miss you too.

Who knows..

Someday you'll be ready to pull out of that fast lane.

Or I might not be so blinded by city lights.

- You never can tell. - Nope.

You're not mad at me for coming here this way, are you?

No. I'm just glad we could help.

What are friends for, right?

Take care.

Now, if I was a betting man. I'd bet this ain't the last...

we've seen of romance in Hazzard County.