Original subtitles

"Coy Meets Girl."

Look out.

I didn't think they'd go this far.

Watch this.

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood ♪

Yee-haw!

That ain't General Lee, that ain't even close.

But that's an Apex Rent-A-Truck...

and Coy and Vance are in it

because they're doing a good turn...

hauling some valuable antiques

for some friends of Uncle Jesse's...

who moved over to Loomis.

Now, why anybody would leave Hazzard

for Loomis is beyond me.

But some folks is peculiar.

Hey, pull over!

Look out!

Hey, slow down!

That fella's driving with a full tank, and I don't mean gasoline.

Unless he's trying to tell us he's run clear out of brakes...

It'd be tricky trying to stop him if he has

with all fragile antiques back there.

I hear that, cuz.

What Coy and Vance didn't know...

was that they had a couple of runaways...

in the back of that truck.

A teenage orphan named Bobby Lee and her dog named Max.

Things are off to a pretty good start, ain't it?

Hey, no brakes! No brakes!

Help us out here!

Nice driving now.

- You fellas alright? - We're just fine.

It's you boys we're worried about.

If you wanna stay healthy, I'd just put my hands up...

and move back a mite, son.

You two ain't being very appreciative

since we just saved your fool necks...

Our brakes is working real good.

We figured it's easy this way...

to get you Duke boys aside and stop...

since you're always helping people out and all.

If it's cash you want, we're so broke

we couldn't buy hay for a nightmare.

Well, even if you had any cash, it'd be chicken feed compared...

to the valuables in that truck you boys is driving.

That's what we come for. Tie them up.

Hold it. Hold it, I said! Freeze!

You boys try that again, and I'll put this rope

through a piece of both of you!

Here, tie them up.

You see, the boys just got back together...

so they're a mite out of sync.

No way out here now, Max.

We gotta stay put and wait till we get our chance.

- Come on, get up. - Get up.

This ain't no picnic. Go over there and sit down!

Right here. Sit right there.

You move, you won't ever move again.

Come on, now, let's get out of here.

It ain't like old Coy and Vance ain't got enough trouble...

with knocking each other down in the same fight...

but old Boss Hogg has got something cooking for them now.

You must have ice water in your chubby little veins...

you know, hijacking those Duke boys' heirlooms.

And here you stand, just as cool as a cucumber...

whipping up your batch of creeps a la Hogg.

They ain't called "creeps," creep.

- What are they called? - They are called "crepes."

- Crepes. - Yeah.

Besides, I got no reason to fret none.

Now that my associates are transferring title

to them valuable heirlooms.

Those Duke boys will be out of my hair once and for all.

Once and for all. I tell you, I love it.

I'd just give anything to see Coy and Vance Duke's faces.

Well, you'll see their faces soon enough...

once we plant the proper evidence on them...

so we can send them up the river...

for hijacking their own rental truck.

How do you figure them fellas knew our names

and what we was hauling?

Maybe we're just more popular than we figured.

Or maybe somebody we know told them fellas...

- what we was hauling. - That makes sense.

- The question is, who? - What about Boss Hogg?

He'd figure to be in something like this

right up to that double chin of his.

But how is he gonna know what truck we rented

and what we was hauling.

- How are you? - One of you fellas need a lift?

Age before beauty, Vance.

Go tell Uncle Jesse what happened.

And don't forget to come back and get me.

Well, takes me a little time to get my wheelchair rolling...

but I shall return.

Get that stuff loaded out of there.

Now, what in the world...?

- Where did she come from? - Danged if I know.

What they did know, and Bobby Lee knew...

was that if she saw the hijacking...

she could pick both of them out in a police line-up...

that is, if she didn't go back to Oz first.

Where'd she go?

Ow!

I'll bet they never figured on that.

Don't know why I'm worried about her.

We'd better tell Hogg about her right quick.

Meanwhile, Jesse and Daisy were coming up...

with some worries of their own

as Jesse's friends in Loomis called...

and said that the boys were way overdue.

Well, thanks a lot, Myra.

Coy and Vance haven't shown up over there yet.

And it ain't like them to keep people waiting.

Uncle Jesse, if they're not back here in half an hour

we'll go looking for them.

Don't seem to be nobody around except that scarecrow.

He's dressed a heck a lot better than I am.

You're not gonna pour that good sipping whiskey

in among them crepes.

Of course I am. It's what makes them French.

No. Boy, if they pour whiskey in all their food, they must be...

three sheets in the wind half the time, over there in France.

Just in the middle of everything.

Alright, here, you do it.

You pour just an itty-bitty bit of brandy in there...

and then light it with a match. J.D. Hogg here.

- Say hello, from Rosco. - You don't know who this is.

- Who is this? - This here is Clooney.

- We've run into some trouble. - What kind of trouble?

You did get your hands on that truck, didn't you?

No, no, no, we got the truck. It's just...

Clooney told Boss about the girl

being in the Rent-A-Truck...

and how she probably saw the hijacking.

You find her, you hear me?

Before she gets a chance to babble everything...

that she might've seen to goodness knows who

and we get an all-expense trip up the river...

instead of the Duke boys like I planned.

- You find her! That's an order. - Alright. Alright.

He said to find her fast. What else was he gonna say?

I knew he was gonna say that anyways.

- Did you pour that? - Yeah, I poured.

What are you waiting for? Can't you light it?

My goodness, I've gotta do everything myself here.

Watch this.

Now, Bobby Lee had enough smarts

to know that them hijackers...

would still be looking for her.

Sometimes when you're trying to keep an eye behind you...

trouble shows up in front.

Ah! Help!

Help!

Help! Somebody help me!

Help!

Help!

I'm sinking!

- Help! - Don't fight the quicksand.

You'll only go down deeper.

Help.

I sure hope he handles this better than that fight.

I can't reach.

Help.

Here, grab on to this.

Hold tight.

Gotcha. Give me your other hand.

- You okay, boy? - I'm okay.

Bobby recognized Coy from the hijacking...

but she wasn't about to tell him that...

she had seen the whole thing.

She'd also have to fess up to being a runaway too.

You can catch a chill standing in wet duds.

Didn't go to the trouble of pulling you out...

- to see you die of pneumonia. - I ain't gonna die.

Dang right, you ain't gonna die...

because you gonna take them clothes off right now.

You ain't a he, you're a she.

Never said what I was, one way or the other. You did.

I ain't never met so many ungrateful folks in one day.

What are you taking your clothes off for?

I'm taking off my shirt so you can have something

to put on while you're drying off.

Now, strip.

I don't mean here. Use them bushes back there.

Alright. But you better stay put.

Rest your little head. I'll stand my distance.

For a little girl, Bobby Lee sure gets into big trouble.

Pulling her out of that quicksand

may have been the easy part.

I know. I know I should have told him what we seen.

But he'd call the police and have us back

to that orphanage faster than a shot.

He sure is cute-looking.

By the way, me and Max...

- thank you for saving us. - Think nothing of it.

Well, Coy may think nothing of it, but it looks to me...

like Coy's got himself a new admirer.

No doubt about it, they knew we was coming.

- Well, how? - I don't know. Tipped off.

Are you sure you didn't mention it to someone?

We never told nary a soul.

We gotta get that truck back from those crooks.

Some of those antiques have been in Ed and Myra's family...

- for five generations. - I'm sorry, Uncle Jesse.

After I pick up Coy, I'll turn this county upside down

to find them.

When you reach town, report to the sheriff.

It'd be a waste telling Rosco anything.

Rosco is the only sheriff we got.

Don't let word of that get around...

- or every crook will be here. - Would you get out of here?

- Bye, y'all. - Bye.

If we don't find her, Boss is gonna give us a hard time.

If we don't find her, we're gonna be doing hard time.

- You two travel this light? - My suitcase.

I must've left it on the bus.

Max and me was riding on this bus

and we got off for a few minutes.

Next thing you knew, the bus took off without us.

We was left with nothing.

You won't catch up to them standing here.

I got me some hijackers to catch up with.

What a day. What a day!

It's an obstacle course. I mean, there's a snag in every curve.

You know something, you look like a little barbecued hog.

I ain't telling you what you look like.

What a day. First, I find I've a possible witness out there...

who might foul up my plans with the Duke boys...

and then you set fire to my office. Thank you very much.

- You're welcome very much. - Yeah? Well, I'm commandeering

your office right now until mine's free of soot and smoke.

- Well, but you... - No "buts," birdbrain.

I might just fine you the cost of this here gourmet meal...

I was trying to fix for my lunch...

- if I can't get it again. - Got a minute, sheriff?

- Who's this now? - Oh, good gravy.

Right now, he's gonna trot his posterior

right over to the Dixie Diner...

and fetch me a super-duper hero sandwich...

- to use as a standby lunch. - Wrong, wrong.

I'll do no such thing, I'm not an errand boy.

What I am is the sheriff of Hazzard County.

If that sandwich ain't back in 10 minutes

you ain't got neither job.

Double lettuce, tomato, onion and hold the mayo.

- Hold nothing. - I'm gone.

What's the matter? Ain't you never seen

nothing charcoal-broiled before?

Sure, but not that big.

Boss, what do you want us to do with this wanted poster?

This is Bobby Lee Jordan. She ran away...

from the orphanage over in Hatchapee County.

Well, let me see that there picture.

They figure that she's, uh, hitching ride over here...

She's wearing a uniform. That could be her.

- Who? - That's none of your business.

You just find this poor little homeless child.

When you do find her, I don't want nobody else talking...

to that little gal but me.

I wanna be her only benefactor.

- Now, get! - Nobody else talking to her?

What do you mean about...?

Mabel will get that.

Dang it! Hopeless! Hopeless!

Patience.

Patience.

Food is on the way.

I never figured Mr. Hogg to be so concerned...

over a poor little missing orphan.

She ain't missing, she's a runaway.

Runaways usually run away

because they're missing something.

- It must be love. - You got that right.

- My turn to drive! - I sure hate to disagree.

- But you had the last patrol. - Are you sure?

I'm positive. Scout's honor.

- Then I owe you one. - That ain't...

- That's not nice. - It is too. You're younger.

- Walk around the car. - That's not nice.

- Now, just wait a minute. - Yeah?

That's not nice.

You're sure you didn't see an Apex Rent-A-Truck go past you?

Mm-mm. I didn't see nothing.

You're kind of young to be out on your own, ain't you?

I'm 18. I got me a job waiting down in Atlanta.

Trouble is, everything I own is in that suitcase on the bus.

You know, my ticket, my clothes, my money.

I told her maybe we could scrape up some bus fare for her.

Oh, sure we can. Sure we can.

- I don't wanna trouble you. - No. People are supposed...

to help each other, and your turn will come.

- This will get you to Atlanta. - Thank you.

Soon as I start working, I'll pay you back.

Bobby, I found some things of mine that shrunk so much...

I'm sure one of them will fit you.

We'd better get going if we're gonna find those hijackers.

I wanna thank you for everything you've done.

Oh, nothing at all. Just take care of yourself.

Especially you, Coy, for pulling me out of that pit.

Just a natural-born hero. You take care, now, you hear?

And watch where you're walking from now on.

I'll catch up with y'all as soon as I let Bobby at the bus stop.

You can't go to work in an outfit like that...

so try these on. I'll see if I can't

- rustle up a pair of shoes... - Thank you.

Don't make me feel any worse than I do already.

If we're gonna stay out of that orphanage, I've to stay silent.

- Good news. Good news. - You sure took long enough.

I told you 10 minutes, didn't I?

Listen, I was a mess, I had to clean up.

- Look at me, I'm still a mess. - Yeah, you are.

And my stomach's rumbling louder than the Dukes will...

when we arrest them for hijacking, let's have lunch.

- There you are. - Wait a minute.

- What? - That ain't no hero sandwich.

No. See, I went down to the Dixie Diner

but all the waitresses, they were gone.

- Where were they? - Out to lunch.

- They don't eat at their place? - Well, not if they can help it.

See, I knew you wanted some of that gourmet food...

so I went down to the supermarket

and I brought you a present.

- Isn't that a nice surprise? - Surprise, surprise.

Ah!

- It's a live lobster! - I know.

Yeah. Well, I didn't wanna bring you a dead one.

- It didn't look fresh. - Oh, you...

What a mean little sucker, ain't he?

- Nice place you got here. - Thank you. It's home.

Me and Max is gonna get one of those one day.

Aren't we, Max?

There's only three people

that could help Coy and Vance recover...

them stolen antiques and keep Boss from framing them.

And as Daisy was about to help one of them leave town...

- Did I see what I think I saw? - You sure did.

Let's go get them, partner.

It's them dang Duke boys.

That's who's behind them, and in front is real trouble.

Mrs. Morgan.

Hang on, cuz.

You know, I wish I could get my biscuits to slide like that...

on the molasses.

I'm sure glad you got straight A's in driving school.

Yeah, his driving is good.

His stopping needs a lot of work.

Gonna miss y'all, even though we didn't hardly get acquainted.

Sure it isn't Coy you're gonna miss?

I saw the way you looked at him.

What makes you say a fool thing like that?

I mean, Coy's a nice boy and all but I'm sure

he's got himself a steady girl.

None that I know about.

Well, the bus ought to be along in about 15 minutes or so.

- I'd like to wait, but... - You gotta catch them hijackers.

- Thanks for the ride. - Oh, sure.

- Here you go. - Thanks.

Daisy, do you think that after I get settled in...

if I let you know, maybe you could send me a snapshot?

Of the family or of Coy?

- Family would be just fine. - Okay.

But Coy would be even be better.

I will, Bobby Lee.

- You take care, huh? - Thanks.

You need anything, you better holler now, okay?

Bye-bye.

What do you know, there she is, just waiting for us.

Come on, boy.

- Let go of me! - Hold on, now! Hold on!

Help!

Now, sweet Daisy just happened to spot what was happening.

So she went back to try to reason with them.

- Let go of me! Let go of me! - Come on!

Bobby Lee, come on.

Come here, Max.

Look out!

Who are those fellas?

For Pete's sakes, Bobby Lee, they were ready to kill you.

Bobby knew she was caught in the crossfire

and what Daisy was saying...

was the truth. She was sure in a dilemma.

Hazzard was kind of deep in dilemmas that day

because Coy and Vance was dealt when they told Boss and Rosco

about the hijack trying to get Rosco to take some action.

Let me just say that I, do not believe...

one word of what you're saying.

Boss, you wouldn't know the truth...

- if you fell on it. - Are you trying to imply...?

I ain't implying nothing. No sirree.

I'm out-and-out saying that you and Coy here are behind...

this whole hijacking business yourself.

You're just trying to cover up your tracks.

Who do you think you're fooling anyhow?

You don't expect the sheriff to believe

a cock and bull story, do you?

Yeah, you think I'm as dumb as I look?

- Well, looks are deceiving. - Yeah.

I hereby now am personally directing you, sheriff...

to start an investigation into the connection...

between the hijack case and these here Dukes.

Come on, Coy, we're just spinning our wheels with them.

Sheriff, we're gonna find those hijackers on our own.

- Well, have it your own way. - Just get on out of here.

You know something? What I ought to have done...

I ought to have arrested those Duke boys right now.

Yeah? But not before we plant the evidence, you dodo.

But don't you worry, they'll be behind bars real soon.

Now, how's that lobster doing?

- Well, I think he's embarrassed. - Why's that?

He's turning red.

- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane. - Let me speak to Boss Hogg.

- It's for you. - I thought so. J.D. Hogg.

We had that kid, then lost her again.

Daisy Duke spotted us...

then grabbed the kid and ran.

You boys ain't worth a milk bucket under a bull.

I know what happened. She blabbed to those Dukes and...

No, no, no. Not likely. No sirree bob.

I mean, then Coy and Vance would've gone straight...

to the warehouse instead of coming here.

As for that little runaway orphan

she sure don't wanna get mixed up with us.

Not unless she's forced into a corner or something like that.

Clooney, you and Potter

hightail it out to that warehouse, you hear?

And you stand by for the final phase of my ingenious plan.

- Bye-bye-bye. - Bye-bye.

Got an ingenious plan.

I hope it's the last one.

Supposing those Duke boys stumble onto something...

before your ingenious plan works?

If I know them Duke boys...

that's exactly what they're going to do...

which is part of my ingenious plan.

Oh! I like that!

Oh, Mabel. Yeah, listen, honey...

get me Apex Rent-A-Truck.

Well, you boys come to return the truck you rented?

Well, not exactly.

- Fact is, somebody hijacked it. - You're kidding?

The way we figure it, somebody had to tip them off...

and that somebody had to be someone who worked here.

- Somebody like you. - Seeing as how nobody else...

- knew we rented a truck. - Well, if you're accusing me...

you'd better have proof or you're in for one big lawsuit.

Apex Rent-A-Truck.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Yes, J.D.

You want a truck first thing in the morning?

Seven a.m.

You got it. You got it.

Boss Hogg, huh? Why would he want a Rent-A-Truck...

when he owns his own trucking company?

Now, J.D. Hogg bought this truck rental agency just last week.

Don't that fit like a hen on an egg.

Come on, cuz.

Who's gonna pay for that truck you lost?

Let Boss pay for it, he's got the truck.

- Man, are we dumb. - Boss is one smart cookie.

Owning that trucking company, he knows who rents them

and what they're carrying.

Yeah, but if he's already got the truck we was driving...

what's he need a second truck for?

Knowing we're looking for it, he'll either split up

that shipment of antiques...

or use one of them trucks as a decoy.

We got one thing in our favor

that's knowing when he'll pick up that second truck.

Let's get back to the farm. We've some strategy to work out.

Being in a hurry, Coy and Vance took a shortcut.

It's kind of hard to tell whether the Duke boys...

are taking a shortcut or just driving normal.

Yee-haw!

'Whoo!'

Yeah, J. D. Hogg again.

Them Duke boys gone?

Oh, good. Now, listen, that truck I asked for...

I want it over here in exactly one hour.

You get that? One hour.

Yeah, alright. Alright.

Food, food, food!

Pea brain, you're supposed to take it out of the shell.

Didn't anybody ever tell you that?

Let me show you how it's done.

Give me this thing here.

Now, look. See?

Oh, that looks good.

Boss, can I ask you a question?

What happens to that orphan girl, now...

once we arrest Coy and Vance Duke?

Well, we'll have Enos and Cletus pick her up as well...

and then she gets shipped back to the orphanage.

If she starts blabbing or something...

well, we'll just say she's lying to protect the Dukes.

Nobody's gonna believe a juvenile delinquent.

- That is good. - Look at how big that is.

It smells good.

Coy and Vance raised Uncle Jesse on the CB

and headed back to the Duke farm.

While they hurried to make plans for the next morning...

Boss was emptying out that hijacked truck...

and planning to make his move that same afternoon.

Say, boys. You know, there's a back road to the Duke farm.

So drive it in that way so they can't see it's been planted.

That's good.

I don't know who those fellas were or what they wanted.

Maybe it was the money you gave me for bus fare.

Bobby Lee, how could they have known about that?

- There's no way. - It wasn't all that much.

What's she doing here? I thought you took her to the bus stop.

I did. Then these two fellas came...

and tried to grab her. Lucky I saw it happen...

- and was able to get to her. - Two fellas? Any idea who...

- or what they wanted? - Maybe it's the two fellas...

- that we've been looking for? - What could they want with her?

Bobby Lee, you sure got a knack for getting yourself in trouble.

But you're with us now, and you're alright.

And the next bus don't go to Atlanta until tomorrow.

- So you may as well stay here. - That suits me. Right now...

we got us some planning to do.

Now, me and Coy just found out today...

As the Dukes started figuring out...

how they was gonna flush out Boss and them hijackers...

Well, they're just about to get snookered themselves.

Real nice job you're doing there, Bobby Lee.

- Sure wasn't necessary, though. - Just trying to earn my keep.

Appreciate that. But I gotta interrupt you for a minute...

check out the old General's engine.

If I can get it open.

Need any help?

He's been idlin' a little rough on me.

Think you can start him up without running me over?

I can't make you no promises.

- The door's stuck. - It's welded. Use the window.

He's running a little too rich.

Okay, start him up.

Okay, shut him down.

That should just about do it.

Thank you.

I hear you ain't got yourself a steady girl yet.

- You hear right. - How come?

Well, I reckon the right one ain't come around yet.

Maybe you ain't been looking in the right direction.

Well, maybe I ain't been looking, period.

Well, when you start, I'd kind of like to be in the running.

I mean, I know I ain't as filled-out

like some other gals are...

but I could put on a few pounds.

I know to cook and clean.

- And I know about fixing cars... - Bobby Lee...

Now, listen here.

- You're a real nice kid... - I ain't a kid.

Okay, okay. "Young lady," then.

And a very pretty young lady.

Before you start tying yourself down with somebody like me...

you gotta do things with your life.

I mean, you gotta get your schooling in.

What about that job you wanted back in Atlanta?

Come on, Bobby Lee, please don't be like that.

Before you start thinking about settling down with one fella...

you gotta meet lots of fellas.

Have yourself some good, clean fun. Okay?

Hey, you understand.

What you're saying is you just plain ain't interested

in the likes of me.

Bobby...

I sure do hope that little lady's growing pains...

don't slow the Dukes down...

because I got a feeling that old Boss is about to spring...

ingenious plan number three.

Yeah, it's that little runaway orphan gal, alright.

She just went back into the house with Coy following.

It's you. Alright, look, just get Cletus and Enos, will you?

Tell them to get their butts here and bring that gal in.

- Right, I'm going. - Alright, give me this.

Alright, men, the coast is clear.

Move that truck into the Duke barn, and then clear out fast.

Bobby Lee?

You come out of there right now.

There's no reason we can't be friends.

Alright, alright, we're all set.

No sense staying someplace we ain't wanted, Max. Come on.

Look, look, look! There goes that runaway.

Cletus and Enos, listen, that orphan gal's getting away.

So I want you to box her in, you hear?

One of you will have to commandeer

another vehicle to do it.

Clooney, Potter, listen. Get over to the construction site.

I wanna stop them Dukes.

Bobby Lee.

Bobby Lee?

She's gone. She's flown the coop, fellas.

Uncle Jesse...

And while Enos was commandeering the car

Hazzard-style... Rosco and Boss set out

to arrest Coy and Vance.

Hold it right there.

You're under arrest for hijacking.

- Hijacking? - Hijacking? Us?

- We, got hijacked. - Do tell.

What do you call that out in your barn?

- What's that? - Right out there.

- I call it a perfect frame-up. - Oh, yeah?

And I'll bet that truck's empty...

because you crooks already sold off all them valuables.

What valuables are you talking about?

- There are no valuables. - Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

- Here, let me look. - What do you see...?

Daisy Duke!

They're getting away! They're getting away!

Rosco, after them! After them.

After them! Don't let them get away. Come on.

Let's see, now, they got Boss and Rosco behind...

and the bad guys in front.

And with the running road gang...

well, don't look too bad.

Yee-haw!

Alright.

Flash, are you okay, darling?

- Forget about that hound dog. - Well, he scuffed her.

Don't just sit on your brains, knucklehead.

Let's get this thing started. We gotta get them Dukes.

- Saw which way they went? - No.

- Well... - Start any place you want!

I don't care, just move.

What are you doing? Alright, back it up. Back it up.

Get out of there! Alright, come on.

Let's go now.

Oh, yeah, it had to be out of gear.

- Thank you, sir. - And Enos joined the chase.

Sort of.

Young lady! Young lady, just hold it right there.

Right there.

Coy, Vance, you boys alright?

About as good as could be expected

after letting Boss set us up like he did.

There's no question now that those antiques

are still parked somewhere.

They was planning on moving them today

after we was to be put in jail.

That'd take a month of Sundays before we turn over...

every place in the county they could possibly be.

And listen. With you two on the run...

I expect they'll just sit right where they are.

They won't move an inch. We'll never find them.

Maybe, maybe not.

They'd figure we was too busy running to pay any heed to them.

- That could be. - I figure you head up north...

While the Dukes divvied up the areas each would take...

to ferret out them weasels...

Bobby Lee was in big trouble.

Deputy Cletus calling sheriff.

Deputy Cletus calling sheriff. Come back.

Cletus, this is your superior officer

Rosco P. Coltrane. What do you got? Come back.

Well, I expect I got me one runaway orphan girl.

And maybe a raise to boot.

He's got that girl. Glory be.

Listen, now, Cletus. Take her somewhere and keep her quiet...

until I can cuff and stuff those Duke boys for hijacking.

- Ten-four, you got it. Goodbye. - Think that could be Bobby Lee?

You know anyone else who gets into more trouble than we do?

Why do you figure Rosco wants her kept quiet?

Talking ain't exactly a criminal offense.

Friends, what you're about to see is a young girl...

facing her moment of truth. And she's a mite overdue.

What's that sheriff talking about?

What difference does it make to you?

I seen the whole thing. Coy and Vance had nothing to do...

with stealing that truck.

What? Well, you just keep your nose to yourself.

I think you're in enough...

I think you're in enough...

I know they didn't do it, because I'd seen who did.

Well, that don't mean...

Coy? Vance? Daisy? Can any of you hear me?

- We read you loud and clear. - Them hijackers, I seen them.

Me and Max was hiding out in the truck when it happened.

That's why Boss wants her out of the way.

Cuz, we got ourselves an eyewitness.

Bobby Lee, you have any idea where they stashed that truck?

No.

There's a lot of trees and some kind of platform

they backed up onto.

- Old warehouse at Pine Junction. - Yeah.

- Bobby Lee, where are you? - I'm in a deputy's car...

about a mile down from the farm.

But don't worry...

- we ain't going nowhere. - Hey, just a minute.

You can't do...

- How do like them apples? - What?

That little bratty girl told them where the truck is.

Alright, alright. Listen, we gotta head them off.

Listen, you know something...

if they catch Clooney and Potter with the goods...

and that little girl's a witness...

I hate to think what could happen...

I'd hate to think that I'd have to clap you

in the clinker and cuff you and stuff you.

Rosco, if they ever put a price on your head, take it.

Daisy. Uncle Jesse. Y'all read any of that?

Read the whole thing, Vance.

I read it all loud and clear. I'm on my way.

Daisy, I want you to pick up Bobby Lee and Max first.

We don't wanna lose our star witness.

That's a big 10-4 on that, Vance. I'm gone.

Things were beginning to smoke like a $2 pistol.

Let's go, Bobby Lee!

Come back here! You can't...

Hey!

Daisy?

Cletus!

- You alright? - I'm fine.

You sure?

- Cletus, are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine. I'm all dirty.

You might've killed somebody. You'd like to kill me.

Never mind that. You look at what you did to the car.

Meanwhile, as Daisy was rescuing Bobby Lee

from Hazzard's finest...

Coy, Vance and Uncle Jesse raced for the warehouse.

Trouble is, Clooney and Potter was not about to sit

around on their duffs.

They were heading for Hotlanta with their ill-gotten goods.

Friends, that's dramatic.

And when Coy and Vance got on their tail, Boss and Rosco...

were right behind.

Sure hope nobody stops quick.

Friends and neighbors, there ain't many places

in America where this could happen.

But Hazzard is one of them.

You remember this when you drive through Hazzard.

- We drove into World War III. - Holy Hannah.

- It was in the papers last week. - World War III?

No. The National Guard's holding war maneuvers out here.

We're right smack in the middle of it.

I knew those Duke boys were tough

but I didn't think they'd go this far.

Hurry up and get down! We went in a hole.

- They're shooting... - Well, let's get out of here.

I can't get my door open. It's stuck.

Help me. Help me, here, my door is stuck.

I can't get out. My door is stuck.

Not that mangy mutt, save me! I'm your leader.

Come on, will you? We gotta get out of here.

Over there.

Come on, will you?

Rosco, so help me...

if that car gets hit, you're gonna pay for it!

That must have been one of those 155-pack howitzers.

Done scuffed my vehicle beyond repair.

You think I can make time payments?

You should only live that long.

- Jesse. - There's Jesse. Jesse.

You boys better get in here...

before you're blown into the next 4th of July.

No, not the dog! Not on me.

One of them shells hit that truck, it's goodbye antiques.

One of them shells hits any of us, it's just plain goodbye.

Let's get out of here! Come on.

I ain't staying in that thing. It's too big a target.

- You hear what I hear? - Yeah, nothing.

- Ain't it beautiful? - Sure is.

It'll be even better when we nail their hides.

With Bobby Lee's eyewitness testimony...

Coy and Vance were cleared of all charges...

and Clooney and Potter were convicted of hijacking.

Boss and Rosco slipped off the noose

what with no evidence against them...

except for the word of them two heavies.

Jesse's friends over in Loomis...

not only got back their family heirlooms...

but two new members of the family as well

Bobby Lee and Max, who they planned to adopt...

thanks to Uncle Jesse's help and the orphanage.

- Sure am gonna miss you, Coy. - Yeah, I'm gonna miss you too.

It's gonna be dull in Hazzard without you.

- Sorry for all the trouble. - I sure ain't.

- Bye, sweetheart. - Bye.

Now, you know she'll be back

because there's one thing for sure...

that little girl's gonna keep on growing.

And Coy Duke better watch out.