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♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born ♪

♪ Staightnin' the curves ♪

♪ Flatnin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Woudln't change if they could ♪

♪ Fighting the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

Yee-haw!

The men around Hazzard take pride in their cooking...

their women and their cars.

And old Coy and Vance Duke are about the best drivers around.

They have to be to keep up with Daisy...

- a real double threat. - What's with you, fellas?

I thought you'd give me some competition.

And she can cook too.

We've been taking it easy on you, little cuz.

Wait till we get back on level ground.

Where is he gonna find that in Hazzard?

Yeah, yeah, you remember there's a yellow flag on Old Mill Road.

Remember our bet, fellas.

Loser cooks breakfast and does dishes for a week.

Them boys better get moving. They cook bad.

How-some-ever, I got a feeling that there

ain't nobody gonna win this race.

Oh, you're right, Flash. We got a live one.

We got her, Flash. Daisy Duke. Naughty, naughty.

- We got you this time. - Alright, Rosco. What is it?

You were speeding, that's what.

You call 55 miles an hour speeding?

Well, it is if you're in a 15-mile-an-hour zone.

Obviously, you didn't see that white sign back there.

I just passed that sign, Rosco, and it was 55 miles an hour.

- Do tell. - You're not gonna get away.

I'm taking you to court. I'm gonna get a jury trial...

and everybody's gonna know what you've done here.

That's tough because you're have to go with me till then.

You gotta raise bail.

Now, in Hazzard County,

even a friendly race takes second place...

to somebody having trouble.

- You fellas need any help? - No, thanks. We'll manage.

Not like that it won't. Let me give you a hand.

I said, we'll manage.

Well, sorry. We was just trying to help. Come on, Coy.

That's what we get for trying to be a good samaritan.

No way we gonna beat Daisy now. A week of fixing breakfast...

and washing them dishes.

That ain't all we gotta worry about. I saw a gun...

- on the front seat. - You're kidding.

You dipsticks, on your feet. We got a prisoner to lock up.

- Daisy! - What'd you do to get arrested?

Oh, Rosco suckered me into one of his speed traps.

- I don't aim to be here long. - Oh, see, naughty, naughty.

We haven't locked you up, and already you're

planning to escape. Listen, Daisy, you're gonna have

to stay in jail until you pay your bail

and that's gonna be a toughie because it's a code-one bail.

Code-one? Come on, Rosco. That's a little steep, isn't it?

Yes, sir. She don't make no trouble, sheriff.

Why not? She's a Duke, isn't she? Just hush.

I gotta get back to my speed trap... Duty.

I gotta catch some more suckers. I love it. I love it.

Okay. You can tell her we're ready to take our medicine.

Who "her," and what "medicine?"

Daisy. Didn't she tell you about the race?

How could she tell me anything?

I ain't seen her since you all left this morning.

That don't make sense. She had us whipped good.

Think maybe she had an accident?

Bo Peep to Lost Sheep, you got your ears on?

Daisy, this is Vance.

Daisy, honey, where are you?

Come back, sugar. We're starting to get worried.

Breaker. Lost Sheep, this is Crazy Cooter coming at you.

Glad y'all got your ears on, I've been trying to reach you.

Listen up now, I've got some bad news.

Rosco's done trumped up something on Daisy and...

- has got her in the slammer. - You sure about that?

Sure as I can be, seen it with my own eyes.

I'll gonna run out to Old Mill Road and pick up her Jeep.

Somebody better get down there and spring her.

Okay, thanks, Cooter. We'll handle it. I'm gone.

Wonder what Rosco run her in for?

Well, it don't make no difference. She's innocent.

We gotta bail her out. You fellas get on into town...

- and I'll get my tax money. - Yes, sir.

Dagblast it. What are they doing?

Never heard of such a thing. Oh, my...

While the boys and Jesse was rushing to spring Daisy...

Boss was meeting with them dudes with the hidden gun.

Alright, alright, alright.

It's about time you boys got here.

I mean, I've been waiting for you over an hour.

And I didn't bring nothing to eat with me neither.

Ain't our fault. You told us to sneak in by the back roads.

That was because nobody was supposed to see you on your way.

-'Nobody did, did they?' -No.

- Good. - Except a couple of do-gooders.

They're driving an orange car with number 01 on the door.

Dagblast it! Them there's Duke boys!

They're the last ones in Hazzard County I wanted to spot you.

Now, you don't have to worry about them or anybody else...

if this job's as easy as you say it is.

It'll be a lot easier than that.

It's in this jewelry store I own in the middle of Hazzard.

Across the street. This sucker sold my Lulu some fake jewelry.

Nobody in Hazzard steals unless I say so.

I could pick that safe in 30 seconds blindfolded.

What kind of security are we up against?

You know something? That jeweler's got more money...

invested in burglar alarms...

than he's got in his very own jewelry.

Then how do you figure this job's gonna be a pushover?

It's on account of...

he forgot to put a burglar alarm

on the door leading to the basement.

A little oversight. And that's exactly the door

you boys will be coming in.

And how do you think we're gonna get there?

You did notice that old manhole there, didn't you?

It leads right down to an old sewer line...

that runs right in front of that very basement.

All you gotta do is tunnel in and clean that sucker out...

before he notices anything is missing.

- What about the local law? - Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane?

Well, normally, he'd be in for a cut.

But steer clear of him 'cause I'm leaving him out of this one.

It's gonna be all mine.

That is, yours and mine.

Good girl, Flash. We got another one.

I'm telling you, this speed trap's paying off

like a jackpot.

Oh, good grief. Miz Tisdale.

Miz Tisdale, you're not to do wheelies in front of an officer.

Got a special delivery for you, Rosco.

I figured I'd catch you here at the new speed trap.

Oh, well, good.

First you have to show me your ID, sheriff.

Oh, good grief. You know doggone well who I am.

There. Oh, yeah.

Oh, thank you. I appreciate it.

See, it's from the Lawman of the Year Committee.

I been nominated Lawman of the Year.

What darn fool would've done something like that?

Me. I nominated myself.

Says here they'll send an observer incognito to watch...

and observe me in action.

Takes an honest citizen to be sheriff.

Oh, I know.

Suppose that observer don't cotton to this speed trap?

Well, it isn't my speed trap. That's Boss Hogg's speed trap.

And as the next Lawman of the Year...

I'm not gonna stand for any more of his schemes.

In fact, first thing I'm gonna do is go back and let...

that sweet Daisy out of the pokey.

Flash, is gonna be so proud of me.

Good day to you, Miz Tisdale.

Get you anything else to make you more comfortable?

Some coffee, a pillow?

You like me to run and get some doughnuts? They're mighty good.

Oh, fellas, the flowers, the ice cream...

and the berry pie were just perfect. Thank you.

- Hey, baby. - Uncle Jesse. Hey, fellas.

Alright. Open up and let her go.

We can't do that. Rosco's orders.

Sorry, Vance, but you gotta make her bail first.

We got her right here, $50, just like always.

It just ain't enough. I'm sorry about it.

I'm afraid you're about $450 short this time.

Are you fellas running on all four? It's always been $50...

ever since I can remember.

Uncle Jesse, don't blame them.

Now I know what Rosco meant by that code-one bail.

Five hundred dollars.

It don't look like my tax money's gonna be enough.

Alright. What's going on?

I'll tell you what's going on here.

Uncle Jesse can't raise $500 bail.

Can't any of you dipsticks ever get anything straight?

It's not $500.

It's $5.

Which I'm suspending right now. Okay?

Come on out.

Rosco, you're suspending bail on a Duke?

That's right.

- I don't believe this. - Makes four of us.

- Five. - Six.

Fess up, Rosco. What's your angle?

Moi angle? Me, your best friend, Rosco P. Coltrane?

Never, never, never. All I ask is if anybody asks you...

you just tell them it's another day of justice...

and fair play from the next Lawman of the Year.

Alright, Daisy! How's that fresh air feel, honey?

Oh, honey, thank you.

Your chariot awaits you, madam. How's that for timing?

I never thought I'd be getting out this quick.

Me neither, but I'm sure grateful you did. Yes, sirree.

I'll ride home with Daisy, and we'll all meet over there...

- and have us a celebration. - We'll see you back there.

See you there. Cooter, you can come on over too.

Alright. Thank you, sir. See you there.

Hey, cuz, ain't that our two friends

over there coming out of Rhuebottom's?

- Yeah. - I wonder if they're...

still packing that pistol.

Ain't but one way to find out. Come on, cuz.

Morning, Coy, Vance. What can I do for ya?

Them two fellas that just left, you ever see them before?

Nope. Said they was from some kind of museum...

fixing to go hunting Indian artifacts in the hills.

That makes sense. Folks been digging up

old Indian pots and vases ever since I can remember.

Unless they change their method,

they ain't gonna have luck at it.

They wanted some dynamite. That's the worst thing to use...

when you're hunting old pottery.

Blows everything to pieces.

How much did they buy?

Nary a stick. I'm fresh out.

I'd have some towards the end of the week...

but they said by then they'd be long gone.

I don't like it.

Guns and dynamite just ain't a peaceful combination.

I think we better keep an eye on them...

and find out what they're really up to. Thank you.

Sure, boys.

Now, it's usually this kind of thinking

that gets a Duke in trouble.

And this time, ain't no different.

Come on. They got about a five minute head start on us.

Ain't gonna help one bit. They don't know Coy Duke's driving.

Friends and neighbors, modesty ain't his long suit.

Now, being five minutes ahead of a Duke in Hazzard...

don't mean much, because they do know the territory.

Yeehaw!

See what I mean?

It's them two rubes. Where'd they come from?

Doesn't make any difference. There's no way they can...

keep up with a souped-up engine like ours.

You and your souped-up engine.

How come they're still gaining on us?

Beats me.

How about we stop running and find out what they want?

Boss'd be fit to be tied if we stopped.

There ain't no point double-crossing him.

That is, until after we clean out that jewelry store.

Hang on, cuz. We're gonna crash!

Old Coy does have a good grasp on the situation...

don't he?

Ain't that a shame. Them boys just had a blowout.

- Dang! - Now we'll never catch them.

Unless we turn the General into a three-wheeler.

Why do you figure them two cats spooked so easy?

Maybe they got a lot more to hide than that gun I saw.

Between that and the dynamite they tried to buy...

they could sure become a nuisance around here.

Not that it'll do much good but I figure we owe it to...

the people of Hazzard to warn Rosco about them two.

Good idea. Tell you what, I'll get Cooter on the CB...

you change the tire.

Whoa! I'll get Cooter. You start changing the tire.

Sorry, cuz.

Vance ain't got but one other shirt, and it's for Sunday.

Seeing as how he didn't know when the observer...

from the Lawman of the Year committee would show up...

Rosco wasn't taking no chances.

Cletus, what the heck you think you're doing?

What the heck do you think? I'm writing tickets.

- Well, quit it. - Why?

We're being observed.

- Observed? - Of course. Listen...

don't look now, but there's a lady...

over at the bank with some curlers on.

- I told you not to look! - You looked.

- Those ain't real curlers. - They're not?

No.

- What are they? - They're aerials.

- Aerials? - Sure. She's a two-way radio.

No kidding? Can we get the ball game?

Hush!

That ain't the kind of radio she is. She's a direct line...

right into the commission judging Sheriff of the Year.

Oh, that's terrific. And here I am writing...

Cletus! I will not have you harassing

these good people of Hazzard...

with these phony, trumped-up...

What's phony? They're your phony, trumped-up...

Get it... Get that thing out of here.

Hey, Rosco, can we get a word with you?

Oh, a word with me? Of course. Listen, Rosco P. Coltrane...

always has time for his friends and neighbors...

- when they're in trouble. - We ain't got troubles.

- But you might have 'em. - Hush that.

There are strangers in town. And one of 'em's packing a gun.

They was trying to buy dynamite from Mr. Rhuebottom.

- Will you hush about that? - We tried talking to them...

and they took off outta there like their tails was on fire.

You better run them down and talk to them a bit.

Are you kidding me, fella?

Listen, if I chased everybody that was suspicious...

in Hazzard County, I'd have to start with Boss Hogg.

Just move this heap on out of here.

Okay. But if anything happens, don't say we didn't warn you.

- We sure tried. - Get it out of here...

before I ticket you for loitering with a piece of junk.

Yes, sir.

Rosco P. Coltrane is on duty 25 hours of the day.

Same old Rosco. We should've known he wouldn't listen...

to anything a Duke had to say.

If he ain't gonna keep an eye on them fellas...

we're just gonna have to do it for him.

I wish it was a couple of pretty gals for a change.

Spoke like a true red-blooded American.

I'm gonna run it down for you one more time then.

You gonna park your van right there.

Kitty-corner across from the jewelry store.

You climb down into the old sewer,

and you turn right 28 feet, 7 inches...

then you start tunneling on your left right into the store.

Them boys in that orange car,

they've been getting mighty nosy.

What if they come snooping while we're tunneling?

There ain't no way them Duke boys can do that...

if they're in a jail cell.

And that's exactly the place I'm gonna put them...

till this job is over and all them jewels is in my pocket...

where they rightfully belong.

Well, some of them will be in your pocket too.

See, I could read your mind.

Alright, take this and get about it.

Well, what do we have here?

Oh, a precious little bundle of joy.

Isn't that a pretty baby.

Well... Well, what do we have here?

You haven't finished your lunch yet.

Move out.

Ugly baby. He fell through an ugly tree and hit every limb.

Okay.

- Enos? - Yes, sir?

It's Flash's lunchtime. Would you do me a favor while...

I'm working on my speech and go to the car and get...

- Flash's doggy num-nums? - I'd be happy to, sheriff.

- Just where do you...? - Sorry, Mr. Hogg.

- Enos! - I'm going out for num-nums.

Doggy num-nums?

Well, I bet you won't like them any more

than I did when I tried them.

Rosco. Rosco! Will you just quit fussing around...

with that flea-bitten hound dog.

You got work to do, don't you know that?

I want you to get out there and arrest Coy and Vance Duke.

- On what charge? - I'll think of a good one later.

'I got an idea Cousin Boss.'

Give them a ticket for going the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cletus, you dipstick, we ain't gonna do that.

How would that look? The Lawman of the Year?

I'm not gonna stoop that low.

Wait a minute.

- Did you say Lawman of the Year? - Yeah.

The Lawman of the Year.

What does the Lawman of the Year have to do...

- with what's going on here? - I was nominated.

You were nominated Lawman of the Year?

- Yeah. - What fool would do that?

A fool like me. I'm not letting any of your phony schemes...

knock me out of the running. I'm gonna run Hazzard County...

fair and square, even if it means arresting you.

Arresting me?!

Give me the num-nums.

Here's your doggy num-nums, sheriff.

Oh, there it is. Here, Flash.

Enos, listen. I want you to get out there with Cletus...

and give him a hand. And you arrest Coy and Vance Duke.

- But, Mr. Hogg... - But me no buts...

or you're gonna get your butt butted right back to California.

Atten-hut!

As police commissioner,

I'm ordering you to do your duty. Now git.

- Yes, sir. - I'm gonna drive.

And you... ought to be ashamed of yourself,

fussing around with that dog...

and worrying about Lawman of the Year.

I wonder what's in these things.

- Dig right in here. Yeah. - Okay.

It's gonna work. Watch your eyes.

They were city dudes, huh?

Least they were wearing city clothes.

They had this cranky look about them.

They was driving a green sedan. It was a couple years old...

and it had a souped-up engine in it too.

I ain't seen it, but if I do,

I'll give y'all a holler on the CB, first thing.

Thanks, Cooter. Appreciate that.

Not so fast there. Y'all just freeze it right there.

Sorry, Coy, Vance, y'all under arrest.

Is that all y'all gotta do, go around, play cops and robbers?

What do they want us for this time?

I hope y'all understand, but Mr. Hogg ain't told us that yet.

I don't want any funny business here.

Been taking karate lessons you know.

- Samurai deputy. - Come on, samurai.

Coy, Vance, come out now. Come on now.

Cletus!

Cletus, you messed up my dadgum lucky hat.

They're getting away, Cletus.

I guess this cements our relationship.

Samurai deputies, huh? Grab ahold.

Danged luck! Those dudes are gonna be hard enough to find...

without Cletus and Enos on our tail.

And if we do find them, we can't prove anything.

They ain't wearing signs...

around their neck telling us they're crooks.

Wait a cotton-picking minute. Maybe they are wearing signs.

Say, like in wanted posters at the post office?

Cuz, that head of yours...

is busier than a jumper cable at a drag race. Let's go.

Howdy, Miz Tisdale.

Oh, Atlantic Ocean! You boys scared me to death.

You made me triple-stamp a 20-center.

Excuse us for coming in the back. We're in kind of a hurry.

We'd like to look at wanted posters.

That's what they're here for.

Don't interrupt during business hours until you take a number.

- Yes, ma'am. - Yes, ma'am.

Oh, Flash. What a nice day it is.

Duck. It's Rosco.

- Oh, good morning. - Land sakes.

If you boys wasn't kin to Jesse Duke, I'd be...

mighty suspicious about the way you two are acting.

Now, if you wanna hide out in here,

you're gonna have to take a number.

See that old lady over there trying to cross the street?

Listen. I'll bet you anything that she's on that committee...

to elect the Lawman of the Year. Watch me get another vote.

Now, stay here, now.

It's okay. He's not coming this way anymore.

- It's solid concrete. - You kidding me.

You can't tell how thick it is or how deep.

We're gonna have to have another little meeting with Hogg.

We're gonna need that dynamite after all.

I seen every wanted poster since Cain took Abel...

and I ain't seen neither of them dudes.

- It was a long shot anyway. - Thanks, Miz Tisdale.

Not so fast, boys. Them ain't the only wanted posters I got.

A whole bunch more came in this morning.

I just haven't had a chance to pin them up.

Thank you, ma'am.

You're in good hands with Rosco P. Coltrane.

Hold it right there. Watch... Alright. Come on through.

Here you go. You see, you're safe as a bug in a rug with me.

Sorry about that.

It's been a pleasure, ma'am, helping you across the street.

If anybody asks who did it...

you tell them Rosco P. Coltrane, the people's friend.

But I didn't want to cross the street.

Oh, what a smart.

I ought to give her a ticket for concealed umbrella.

Well, lookie here, Coy. You buy a used car from that man?

Jack Morris. That's one of them dudes alright.

"Subject is skilled demolition expert.

Is armed and should be considered dangerous."

Alright, Flash. Let's go.

Thank you, Miz Tisdale. You've been a big help.

You be sure to tell your uncle, won't you?

- Oh, yes, ma'am. - Oh, yes, ma'am.

I swear, just the thought of that man softens my arteries.

Once you got it, I guess you never lose it.

Rosco, how many times have I told you...

not to interrupt me during my snack break.

Hush! This can't wait.

Look, Boss. I'm gonna give you back everything...

you ever gave me as your share of all your phony deals.

No, you don't. I wouldn't have given it to you if I could...

use any of it. What am I gonna do with all of that?

I don't care. You can take these flippers.

And you can flip, flop and fly.

You can take this fish and give it to some other sucker.

Take this drum and beat it for all I care. I'm not gonna...

let anything stand in my way of being Lawman of the Year.

Just get that all out of here, will you?

I might keep these though. These are from the tooth fairy.

Rosco'll have to do something about these dudes

when he sees this wanted poster.

I hope so. That man's stubborn than a donkey stuck in tar.

That's for sure.

Oh, no. It's Cletus and Enos again.

Lose them. Then we'll double back and find Rosco.

Ain't no use in y'all trying to get away from us now.

Come on, fellas. We'll make you a deal. You quit chasing us...

and we'll pay to have your uniforms dry-cleaned.

That's mighty nice of you.

If you trying to bribe us, you can forget it.

This is one time you're not gonna make monkeys out of us!

It's the pond again, Cletus!

Do you ever wonder how hard it

is to be a fish in Hazzard County?

Oh, Cletus.

They're okay. They're wading out.

Good. Let's double back and show that wanted poster to Rosco.

All we gotta do is stop chasing them

whenever we get around any water.

And when we pass the water, we start chasing them again.

- This'll never happen to us. - That's a good idea, Cletus.

At least we got this cement off before it hardened on us.

Time the boys got back to town Rosco was making...

sure he had plenty of photographs to distribute...

to the newspapers when he was named Lawman of the Year.

Smile now. See, this is the flasher...

I have to take it out of the camera.

I bet that was a doozy. I bet that picked up every wrinkle.

Now, you go play, and I'll check the focus.

Take another one and get your pretty velvet ears in there.

Rosco, remember them strangers we was telling you about?

This one here is wanted for safecracking.

The other wouldn't win any prizes.

Are you gonna arrest them?

He ain't. The only ones that are gonna get arrested around...

here are you two. Alright, Rosco. Cuff them and stuff them.

Now, hold on a minute, Boss. Take a look at this.

We saw that crook in town this morning.

For all we know, he might be planning to rob your bank.

No, they ain't. I mean, how could they?

Big crook like this...

he's gotta be 100 miles away from here because, I mean...

what would big crooks want in a little town like this?

So, Rosco, are you gonna arrest them or no?

No, I'm not.

Well, the reason being is because if that committee...

They'd see through your trumped up charges in a split second.

And then I wouldn't get elected Lawman of the Year.

So, I guess I'll have to do it myself

and make a citizen's arrest.

Alright, give me them handcuffs.

Say "grits," Boss.

Where'd they go?

- Freeze! - Rosco! Where are you?

Things are beginning to smell like an acre full of onions.

It ain't like Boss not to be worried...

after seeing that wanted poster.

Just what I was thinking.

Seeing Morris is a bank robber...

and Boss has the only bank in town,

it's like he don't want to stop him.

Hey, maybe that's the reason he ain't worried.

'Cause he's tied up with them.

I know Boss is slippery as seven acres of goose grease...

but rob his own bank?

I wouldn't put anything past him.

And it doesn't hurt any to be on the safe side.

Crazy C, this is Lost Sheep. You out there?

Breaker one, might be crazy, but I ain't dumb.

Crazy Cooter coming back at you.

What you all Duke boys wanna hear on the Hazzard Net?

Remember them boys we was telling you about in that sedan?

Ends up they're bank robbers. At least one of them is.

Son, I'm telling you...

I'm glad I ain't got no money in Boss Hogg's bank.

We told Rosco about it, but he ain't about to go after them.

So I figure it's up to us. Can you lend us a hand?

Hey, you got it. You know that. Where you want me to look at?

You head up north towards the county line. We'll go east.

Maybe we can get Shepherd and Bo Peep to help us.

What do you mean, "maybe?" You just try and stop us.

Uncle Jesse and I'll take west and south.

Whoever sees those coyotes, give a hoot on the horn. We're gone.

You got a big pository ten-four.

Here, this is Crazy Cooter, and I'm going huntin'.

Hey, look, listen here.

You know I can't afford to be seen within 10 miles of you.

So, you better have a dang good reason for calling me here.

How about 10 feet of solid concrete?

We can't get into that jewelry store without blasting.

And Rhuebottom's is fresh out of dynamite.

Yeah, well, I ain't.

I got a whole mess of dynamite

locked up in the shack out at my gravel pit.

Here, take these here keys.

Just follow this road out, and you'll come to it. But hurry.

The sooner I get that loot fenced,

the sooner that money starts drawing interest.

Lost Sheep, Lost Sheep, it's Bo Peep.

I just hit the green jackpot.

There's two men in a green car heading east on Sawmill Road.

The only thing out here is Boss' gravel company.

Try to follow 'em without being spotted till we catch up.

I'll try to raise Jesse and Cooter.

You got it. I'm gone, honey.

I got enough dynamite to blast clear to China.

Hold it. Do you hear anything?

Lost Sheep, Lost Sheep are you out there? It's Bo Peep.

Bo Peep, this is Lost Sheep. Come back.

Listen, I'm at Boss' gravel yard right by the dynamite...

shack and there's no sign of those boys in that car.

They must've gone up ahead to the pit. You stay where you are.

We're gonna check that out together.

Okay. Will do.

Y'all know that Daisy ain't about to stay put for nobody.

I just love that little old girl.

Looking for somebody?

No. No, actually, I was just checking on some stuff for...

No!

No!

Bo Peep, this is Lost Sheep.

We'll be there in a couple of minutes. Come back.

I'd sure like to know why she ain't answering.

No sign of the Jeep. Think she went on up ahead?

She wouldn't do that. We better take a look around.

Over there in the shack!

What happened, sugar?

You know the two fellas y'all was looking for?

Well, they found me.

What else would they be doing in here but getting dynamite?

Did you see which way they went?

They tied me up, fellas. They could be here for all I know.

Alright, hold it. Fighting's over.

Well, it may be, but it sure don't look

like peace broke out to me.

That ought to keep them till we're long gone.

No, forget it, forget it. This ain't going anywhere.

They suckered us good.

Ain't no way to bust down this door.

Well, fellas we gotta do something.

They must have enough dynamite to blow up half of Hazzard.

I know it's a long shot, but let's give

this alarm a try and see what happens.

Oh, there.

- Enos, will you get that phone? - Oh, yes, sir.

Hazzard County Sheriff's Office. Deputy Strate speaking.

Possum on a gum bush, sheriff!

Mabel over at the phone company says an alarm went off at...

the gravel pit must be a fire in the dynamite shack.

What the heck is she bothering me for?

If there is a fire in that old dynamite shack...

it's probably blown from here to Hatchapee by now.

Sheriff Rosco said, "What are you bothering us for?" Sorry.

Hey, what did you do that for? Rosco, we gotta do something.

I'll tell you what Flash and I are gonna do.

We're going out on patrol. We're going out on

the city streets and patrol.

In case any of those Lawman committee

people are snooping around spying on me...

they're gonna see that Rosco P. Coltrane...

is on the job 24 hours a day.

Enos, it's you and me. Let's go. Cousin Boss will kill us.

My turn to drive.

- No, it's my turn. - My turn.

- Cletus, it's my turn to drive. - No. It's my turn to drive.

Hey, you tricked me. You tricked me. It's my turn to drive.

You hear anything else from the boys?

Not since that garbled message a while back...

sounded like they said they was going to the gravel pit.

We better run up there and check it out.

Okay. Pull up a little. I'll be right behind you.

While Enos and Cletus was speeding toward the gravel...

pitt them robbers was halfway back to town.

Work gang calling Sewer Commissioner Hogg.

Work gang calling Sewer Commissioner Hogg. Come back.

This is Sewer Commissioner Hogg speaking, work gang.

It's about time you called back. Listen, tell me did...

you get your hands on that strong stuff I sent you for?

That ain't all we got, commissioner.

We got them two rubes you warned us about on ice...

and we're headed back.

Them words is music to my ears. Alright, now listen.

I'll be waiting at that manhole to make sure nobody...

else interferes with your good works. Over and out.

I sure wouldn't want old Boss to run out.

It's a good hour till supper.

Hey, that's Cooter's truck.

At least we were right about the boys.

They won't be too far from the General.

Alarm's going.

- You boys in there? - Yes, sir!

Bless his long johns, it's Uncle Jesse.

- Daisy with you? - Yes, sir!

Listen, y'all. Hang on. We'll get you out of there in no time.

You kids stay back from the door now.

Stand on it, Cooter.

- Are you alright? - We're okay.

I don't know about the folks in town.

Them crooks is headed there with a box of dynamite.

We gotta stop them before they turn Hazzard into

one big pile of toothpicks.

Hey, we better follow 'em. They're gonna need help.

Alright. I'll go with Daisy and find her Jeep. See you in town.

Alright, it's all set. I got that dang jeweler over in...

the county building filling out a jillion business permits.

So nobody's gonna hear you blasting, but nobody.

Alright, get to work now.

Get them sewers fixed up.

That's right.

We're doing everything we can to keep Hazzard looking neat.

Oh, howdy.

Calling the sheriff's office. This is Vance and Coy Duke here.

Rosco, you're in big trouble. This time, you better listen.

Them crooks we told you about are headed your way...

with a load of fireworks, and it ain't the fourth of July.

Flapjacks on a Ferris wheel.

Coy, this is Cletus. What crooks?

Oh, boy!

Something tells me, we better go after them. Hang on!

Okay. Move back.

Flash, see that guy under the newspaper?

He's an observer.

He thinks he's fooling me. He's an observer.

Uh-oh! What do we have here?

Somebody trespassing on the grass.

We'll just give him something to observe.

Boss, what in the heck do you think you're doing, huh?

- What am I doing? - Yeah. Well?

Minding my own business, like you ought to be doing.

Just go on back to your office and stand on guard...

in case some criminal makes trouble in Hazzard...

Hush.

Didn't you see that sign? It says "Keep off the grass."

Look, there ain't no grass here. Just a lot of mud.

I'm warning you, just clear out of here, will you?

I'm not afraid of you. Some people may be afraid of you...

'cause you're the richest and most powerful man in Hazzard.

But Rosco P. Coltrane shows no favorites.

- But I... - Hush.

Oh, I love it, I love it. Police work's my life.

You know, with all the cars backfiring in Hazzard...

that won't hardly even be noticed.

Now, be observant. That's the whole thing in the police force.

Alright, litterbug. What the heck do you think you're...

doing throwing your garbage on the streets of Hazzard?

Listen, a crime like that does not go unnoticed, you know.

I'll have you know that Rosco P. Coltrane...

has eyes in the back of his head...

and no crime goes unnoticed in Hazzard County.

Pay it promptly, or I'll be after you again.

Oh, Flash, I tell you.

Quick now. Come on, come on. Get out of there, get out of there.

Oh, good. You got it. Alright!

Now, hand it over, and we'll divvy up later. Come on.

That's what you think, fatso.

Give me that, give me that. Let go of that.

- Oh, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. - What are you doing?

I ought to give you a ticket for blocking up the sewer.

Oh, look! They're getting away.

Oh, come back here. You in that green car.

- You were parking illegally. - Parking illegally?

- They robbed the jewelry store. - They just...

- Jewelry store? - Yes.

Freeze! Come back here!

That's them up ahead.

They ain't gonna be ahead for long.

After them! After them!

Come on. Drive, drive, drive.

All I gotta do is catch them, and there ain't no way...

I ain't gonna become Lawman of the Year.

Yeah, that'll be the day.

You mess around with nasty people.

Me? I thought that was your friend.

You got it. Good. You got all the evidence.

Congratulations, Cletus, Enos.

Y'all captured two of the biggest crooks in the state.

That's right. We're real proud of you.

And that was the end of the great Hazzard jewel robbery.

The crooks tried to implicate Boss...

and naturally, Boss denied everything.

And seeing as there was no witnesses,

Boss got off scot-free.

Except he had to pay for the dynamite damage

to the jewelry store.

What's all this?

You Cletus Hogg?

- Yes, ma'am, you know I am. - You gotta show me your ID.

- ID, ID, ID. - Hey, Miz Tisdale.

There, you see, my picture.

Miz Tisdale gave Cletus and Enos a special delivery...

letterinforming them the Support Your...

Sheriff Committee had voted them Lawmen of the Year.

You see, Miz Tisdale was the observer

for the Support Your Sheriff Committee.

- Alright, how about a raise? - No, no.

- Hold on. We could use a raise. - Little bit of one.

And old Rosco, he took it like a man.