Original subtitles

Bo and Luke are moving on. Boss is all smiles.

Guess who? It's Coy and Vance.

Where y'all been?

And Enos.

You can come in now.

Things are back to normal in Hazzard County.

I wouldn't trade life here for anything.

Amen.

'Yee-haw.'

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meaning no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw!'

Now, I want y'all to take a real good, long, look.

'Cause Hazzard County history is being made.

Bo and Luke are leavin' Hazzard to fulfill a lifelong dream

of racin' on the NASCAR circuit.

And the whole family is takin' 'em to the airport.

Old Bo just couldn't resist throwing in one last jump.

Just for old times' sake.

Bye, boys.

Buzzard on a buzz saw. I guess they're really gonna do it.

Boss, this is Deputy Cletus, come back. Got your ears on?

'Cletus, this is J.D. Hogg.'

I'm at home, sittin' right in my very own dinin' room

getting ready to hold a big celebration.

Champagne and all.

'What's the good word, on Bo and Luke Duke?'

Bo and Luke wasn't funnin' when they said they was gonna leave.

Oh-oh, are you positive? Are you absolutely positive?

I'll bet that raise Boss has been promising me for two years.

Cletus, how much was that raise that I've been promising you?

Uh, five percent.

- Make it ten. - Ten?

- Yeah, starting as of now. - You got another vapor lock.

Over and out.

Ha ha, you got it.

Boss, are you sure you're feeling alright?

Yeah, I never felt better in my life.

- But you... - Here, here.

You can finish all this here food.

Oh, I appreciate it.

♪ Today is my lucky day ♪

♪ And that goes doubly ♪

♪ Bo and Luke are out of my hair ♪

♪ Let's have some bubbly ♪

Bubbly, you get it? Bubbly, bubbly.

'Come on, come on, get that champagne a-popping.'

'That's what bubbly means, dodo.'

While I attend to business.

One minute, uh-uh, Santa Claus to helpers.

'Come in. Come in, helpers.'

'Christmas time is coming soon. Don't lay down on the job.'

'Come in! Come in! Come in, will you?'

This is helper one, Santa Claus. What's goin' down?

Well, I'll tell you what's goin' down.

Like I told you they might... them Duke boys has skedaddled.

Uh, just how long will it be before we're ready to try out

my new secret weapon?

We'll be ready to hit the test target

by 3 o'clock this afternoon.

Oh, no, no, no. Make that two.

'The sooner I get back my investment, the better.'

I want everything to be pure profit

from the moment we launch our master plan on Friday.

- You got that? - Will do. Over and out.

Listen, Boss, let me ask you something.

When do I get in on the master plan?

- When the time comes. - 'Oh, dear.'

Right now all you gotta know is, that starting Friday

I am gonna be the richest man in this state.

In this state?

Rosco, from now on

nothing is gonna rain on my parade.

Just grab a hold of that.

You know, now would be a good time to unweld them dang doors.

Kinda empty, ain't it?

Bo and Luke oughta be landin' in Atlanta by now, huh?

Well..

- Uncle Jesse? - Yeah.

I'm real, real happy that those boys made the NASCAR circuit.

Just that things aren't gonna be the same around here anymore.

That's for sure. We knew it was gonna happen sooner or later.

Yeah.

It ain't like they just up and left us high and dry here.

They didn't take that job now until they were sure

Coy and Vance would be along here to give us a hand.

Still, nobody could be like Bo and Luke.

- I mean.. - Of course not.

But listen, Coy and Vance..

Now they just can't be ordinary people.

Coy got to be a test driver up there in Detroit.

You gotta be somebody to do that.

Vance was moving right up in the Merchant Marines

before they decided to throw in together.

Now listen..

Them twos got Duke blood in their veins.

And havin' that... they're gonna be somethin' special.

You wait and see.

Uncle Jesse, you know, after six years

I don't think I'm gonna recognize my own cousins.

Oh, I think you'll recognize 'em.

'Yee-haw.'

Now, do you recognize 'em?

Daisy. Uncle Jesse.

Hey, Vance. Ha ha ha, how are you?

Oh, this sure beats any port I've ever seen

in the Merchant Marine.

- Come here you. - Vance.

We were beginning to wonder if you'd ever get here.

If I knew we'd get a welcome like this

we'd have come back years ago. Aint that right, Coy?

Shoot, we never would've left.

'Hey, Coy.'

Hey, Uncle Jesse. How're you doing?

Hey!

Daisy, you ain't changed one bit in six years.

What do you mean I ain't?

Maybe your clothes shrunk a little.

Coy, I still don't know how to take you.

Uncle Jesse, you still look like you could take us over your knee

and pound some sense into us.

That'd depend on how much sense you needed pounded into ya.

'It's good to have you both home.'

It's good to be here.

Matter of fact, on our way over here

we ran into same ol' Cooter, wearin' his same old hat.

He's been wearin' that hat for years.

How about Boss and Rosco? They still up to their old tricks?

Oh, worse than ever. Now that Bo and Luke are gone

they're gonna blame everythin' on y'all.

It wouldn't be Hazzard without it.

We can still give them a run for their money.

I know you're itchin' to give them two a run for their money

we got a farm to take care of.

Remember where Reed's implement house is over in Capitol City?

Yes, sir.

Why don't you just run by there

and pick up some tractor parts I got ordered?

- Wanna go along for the ride? - Sure.

I'll see you later.

- Sure. - Okay.

- Wanna ride up front with me? - Sure.

Who says you're riding up front, cuz?

- After you. - Thank you.

- See you later, Uncle Jesse. - Sure enough.

If you're not back, I'll start supper.

- Yes, sir. - Alright.

Well, well, well.

Looks like us Dukes is back together again.

Now the Duke farm wasn't the only place undergoin' a change.

Old Boss Hogg had a little surprise

for old Rosco and Cletus.

Alright, you can come in now.

- 'Enos?' - How are you?

Enos Strate.

Oh, you rascal.

- What are you doing here? - Hey, sheriff.

Just waiting for you to swear me in as your new deputy.

No-no, I'm the new deputy here. You're the old deputy.

Right, Cletus, but I'm the new old deputy.

- What does that mean? - Right?

Well, I'll tell you what it means.

It's all here in this letter from the governor..

In which he commends Enos for his work

with the California Police Department.

And in which he gives me a big choice.

What choice?

Either I can put him back on my payroll

or else the governor's gonna appoint him

to the state police and station him right here in Hazzard.

And since I sure ain't about to have

a state trooper breathin' down my neck..

Oh, no, no. Especially with your big plans...

Well, cut out them "especiallys!"

Therefore, I want you to swear him back in.

Well, I'd be proud to.

Welcome home.

Thank you, sheriff. I'm so glad to be back in Hazzard.

That goes for me too.

- I missed him. - I missed him too.

- You missed you.. - I really missed you.

Y'all gonna hold hands all day?

Or you wanna get down to nitty-gritty?

Enos, will you let go of the hand? Let go the hand!

And just line up over here with your other dipstick deputy.

Yes, sir.

- Dipstick. - Yeah.

I never thought I'd be happy to hear that word again.

Well, maybe this will change your mind.

We ain't got enough money in the budget for another patrol car.

So, Cletus is gonna have to share his with you.

That's not all bad.

I'll have someone to talk to now besides the rearview mirror.

We ain't got enough money for another salary neither.

So you're gonna have to split your paycheck with him too.

Don't seem right for me to take half of Cletus' money, Mr. Hogg.

- Ain't there no other way? - Ah, well, yes, there is.

I'll give you the whole paycheck

and you can give him half of yours.

Yeah.

- Why didn't I think of that? - Well, I did.

It'll cost you ten percent of everything you make

from now till next November.

Now that he was deputized again, Enos picked up

right where he left off two years ago

washing Rosco's car. Sure was good to be back home.

Up ahead, isn't that..

It's Enos!

- Enos? - Oh, my goodness!

Enos!

Oh, my goodness!

Enos, honey.

- Come here. Come here. - Hi, Daisy.

It's so good to see you.

Oh, Enos.

You sly devil. Why didn't you tell me you were coming home?

I'm sorry about that, Daisy, but I wanted to have my old job

back before I came a-callin'.

That's another thing that ain't changed.

Same old Enos, cool as all get out around the girls.

Coy and Vance Duke.

I'll be ding-danged. It's good to see y'all.

Sheriff Rosco told me that Bo and Luke was gone

but he never mentioned a word about y'all being here.

That's 'cause Boss and Rosco don't know yet.

And we'd like to keep it that way. As long as we can, alright?

If that's what y'all want, my lips are sealed.

Alright, partner.

Daisy, about me coming a-calling...

I can't talk now. We're on our way to Capitol City.

I wouldn't have seen you now if Hazzard wasn't on the way.

I'll see you, sugar. I'll see you.

- See you later. - See you later.

But the surprises weren't all over for this day.

Daisy and the boys had another surprise in store

on the way to Capitol City.

And this surprise was spelt T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

Alright, let her roll!

And there it is. Boss' new secret weapon..

The Mean Green Machine.

Scares the fire out of me and I don't know what it does yet.

Hard left!

Alright, let's do it!

What's that thing?

'Hold up your hands and stay put. Nobody will get hurt.'

Looks like they're making a withdrawal.

'Freeze! All of you, freeze.'

'You, chubby, put all the money in the box. Get it. Now.'

'Move. I said move, move.'

'Faster, I haven't got all day.'

'I want every last cent in there.'

'Keep it coming, keep it coming. Move, move, move.'

'Thank you all very much. You've been so kind.'

What is that thing backing out of the bank?

You mean what's left of the bank?

Go after it, cuz. Maybe we can find out what this is all about.

- Nice move, Coy. - Thanks.

I don't think I could have done it better myself.

We all had a great teacher in Uncle Jesse, didn't we?

Someone's comin' after us. Speed it up!

Coy, that dude with the red headband is shootin' at us.

As long as they keep on missin'.

They're about 50 feet behind us. Closin' fast.

Well, they won't be for long.

Coy, watch out!

Now, if they'd had been in the General Lee

they probably wouldn't even have slowed down.

They're really gettin' to me now.

Ease up on the temper, cuz.

Just put the pedal to the metal, alright?

Alright.

Yep, them boys do have a little Duke blood.

They got out of it. What do we do now?

What's that old sayin' about

out of the fryin' pan into the fire?

Things sure ain't changed very much in Hazzard, have they?

Pull over here and we'll fry 'em.

Clear out!

I see it, but I still ain't sure I believe it.

Take another look of what's left of our car, cuz.

- You alright? - Yeah, I'm okay.

Oh, I can't figure this out. No way.

I mean, where did that thing come from?

That ain't half as important as where it's goin'.

You saw what happened in Capitol City.

It could do the same to every bank in the state.

Including the one in Hazzard.

Ain't no place safe with a monster like that on the loose.

Bring her on home to papa!

Hold!

Oh, this looks like a good hand.

Yeah, well..

You got enough cards in your hand?

Yeah, let's see, one, two, three, four, yeah.

Oh, that's good. Let's play.

You know, I know you got threesies and twosies.

Give me twosies.

I didn't tell you go fish.

- Well, did you.. - Alright, you lose. I win.

Nothing, but nothing can stop me now.

- Except them. - Except what?

Boss, Rosco..

Daisy Duke, Daisy, wh..

Coy Duke!

- Coy Duke! - Sir.

- 'Vance Duke!' - Yes, sir.

What are you doing in my office?

In fact, what are you even doin' in Hazzard County?

When you left here six years ago

I thought we'd seen the last of you.

And good riddance to bad rubbish, I might add.

'You were worse than Bo and Luke Duke.'

We're real sorry to make your day, gentlemen

but Coy and me, we're back for good.

- For good? For good? - For good?

Did he say for good?

- We're here to save your bacon. - Save my bacon?

We hitchhiked from Capitol City to do it, Boss, so listen to us.

The Capitol City Bank just got knocked over

by some kind of green machine.

Looks like a cross between an army tank

and something you might see out of a comic book.

I know what that is. That's a...

That's a figment of their imagination, ain't it?

On account of there ain't no such animal.

You're gonna find out differently

when it comes to Hazzard and robs your bank, Boss.

- It can't rob his bank becau... - Because it don't exist.

You Dukes, you're all alike.

You come pokin' your nose in other people's business.

Poke, poke, poke.

- Now, listen to reason, Boss... - No, you listen.

I mean, you may not be on probation

like your jailbird cousins are, but I tell you, a Duke's a Duke.

- You're guilty of somethin'. - That's right.

And when I find out what it is, I'm gonna nail both your hides

to the jailhouse wall and throw away the hammer.

- So, git. - Nobody can say we didn't try.

Well, y'all make us feel real welcome.

- Yeah. - Shame on you two.

Well, you just get on.

Oh, oh, Rosco.

Rosco, of all the people to come back into my life now

Coy and Vance Duke!

They make their cousins

Bo and Luke look like choirboys.

Yeah, I know, they're just..

Somebody up there hates me.

Oh, little fat buddy, somebody down here likes you.

- Can I have some of this cake? - No, no.

Boss, give me just one little bite.

- They chucked fire at you? - Sure did.

Then, after it burns our car to a crisp

it just turns around, rolls away and disappears.

Now, things don't just disappear.

I gotta feeling they just stashed it somewhere.

The way we see things, whoever built that monster

ain't gonna settle for just the Capitol City Bank.

It's bound to show up again.

If it comes here, it could turn Hazzard

into one big pile of kindlin' wood.

There's another thing, it ain't like Boss and Rosco

not to be scared of the Hazzard Bank being robbed.

Unless they know a lot more than they are lettin' on.

I think we better find this thing.

Even if we've to comb the whole dang county to do it.

I gotta feelin' we're gonna have to put

the old General back into service again.

Jesse was right, as usual.

'Cause Boss and Rosco had gone to the check on

the Mean Green Machine they said didn't even exist.

Christmas came early this year.

Yeah.

I already heard you got that jackpot.

- Tinkle tinkle. - That's right, Santa.

That ain't all we've got.

- Oh! - Oh!

- Right through here? - Let me see it.

Oh, Rosco, look at that.

That's my beautiful Mean Green Machine.

- Oh, that looks mean. - And lookie there.

That's what you got, huh? A printing press.

Oh, printing press.

You're sure that this model will do the job for us, ain't you?

Positivo, amigo.

I modified it a bunch

after we sort of borrowed it from the Bayou Weekly Bugle.

You borrowed it. That's good.

Alright, alright, now let Santa take a gander at that cash

you withdrew from the bank.

Hatfield, do the honors.

- Oh! Beautiful. - 'It's all there.'

Twenty eight thousand and change.

Twenty eight thousand and change.

- You know something, Boss? - What?

If you only spent half that much on this monstrosity

well, you're you into profit.

Would you hush? Just zip up!

A smart man like you knows that a smart man like me

has got lots of extra expenses.

- 'Like what?' - Like what?

Well, like using some of this moolah here

to make sure that nobody like Coy and Vance Duke

will be around to interfere with that big hit on Friday.

Seeing as how they'd be using him from now on, Coy and Vance

figured they'd better find what old General Lee

could do under battle conditions.

Yee-haw!

'Whoo!'

Yee-haw!

'Danged if the General don't handle good.'

'Just like the first time Bo and Luke let me drive him.'

'What do you say, we head out to Willow Road'

and start hunting for that green monster?

'We'll start with what's left of our car and work our way back.'

Long about this time, Boss let old Rosco

in on the details of the biggest scam

that he'd ever pulled.

You know all about them genuine government

hundred dollar printing plates, don't you?

- Ha ha ha. - Oh, yeah.

You mean to tell me that's what we're after?

The government printing plates that print those genuine

US of A $100 bills?

The US Mint's been having a big exhibition of them plates.

Been showing them in banks all over the South.

The exhibition is due to leave Biloxi

this very morning in an armed convoy.

Yeah, on their way back to Washington.

Only a little bird tells me they ain't gonna get back there

just as soon as they thought.

How does that little bird know that?

On an account of..

That convoy is gonna be passing through our own Hazzard.

- Oh, yeah. - On Friday.

Yeah, right down the highway.

That little bird also told me that they're gonna be detained

right there on the highway by what you saw in the barn.

- 'My Mean Green Machine.' - Mean Green Machine.

And when that happens, why, we just get our hands

on the plates.

Get back to the barn, get out that press..

'...and start printin' money.'

After couple of days of round-the-clock printin'

I'm going to miraculously discover their missing plates

right out there in the boonies.

- In the boonies? - Yeah.

Then I'll just turn 'em over to the FBI.

Turn them over to the FBI? Are you nuts, Boss?

Listen, why would we do a fool thing like that

when we can just keep printing? Printing, printing, printing.

Oh, ain't you the greedy one. Well, enough is enough.

Besides, I don't want to get stuck with the evidence.

- Which reminds me. - What?

I gotta get back into condition.

- Oh, good grief. - Look at me.

Yeah, I gotta get myself enough energy and strength..

To start spendin' all that money.

That does my arm.

Now for my leg.

- Argh! - No-o-o.

It didn't take long before Vance's hunch

about going back to their burned-out car paid off.

What do you think?

Unless they've been using a road scraper around here

these oversized tracks had to be made

'by that fire-spitting machine.'

Yeah, that's the way I figure too.

We got just the guy who can run 'em down for us.

- Cooter. Yeah. - 'Alright.'

Alright, here we go. Right here, I think we got it.

'We're in business here.'

What we've got here is a 12 ply off-road job

that was made by the Bull Run Tire Company

in Atlanta, Georgia.

How do we know if anybody sold a set of them

say in, uh, the past couple of months?

Ain't nothin' to it.

It's got about a dozen dealers around the state

and I'll just call 'em up on the phone and ask.

Hey, y'all..

I don't know if anybody has told you or not, but..

But welcome back to Hazzard.

Where y'all been? I tell you what.

Good to see y'all. You're looking good.

You've been doing it at the wrong place.

Ah!

J.D. Hogg here.

Want to speak to Santa Claus? Speakin'.

Huh? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Alright. Alright.

Thank you very much and Merry Christmas.

- That good news? - I guess so.

- Did you find your reindeer? - Better than that.

That armored convoy left Biloxi this morning.

That means that on Friday he'll be coming down

the Hazzard highway right on schedule.

We got nothin' more to worry about.

- Except those danged Dukes. - Except those danged Dukes!

That's right. That's right. So listen.

You better just take care of them tonight.

- I'll take care of them. - That's good.

- How you gonna do it? - I'm gonna...

Don't tell me.

Wait a minute, Murphy. Who'd you sell 'em to?

Josh Scroggins.

'Uh-huh.'

'You got an address on him?'

You do?

'If there's ever anything we can do for you'

up this way, just give us a holler. Bye.

Josh Scroggins moved a couple of weeks ago

but he did leave a forwardin' address.

Care of general delivery..

Right here in Hazzard.

Coy, we just hit paydirt.

- Thank you, buddy. - Any old time, y'all.

- Thanks a lot, Cooter. - Holler if you need me.

While the boys was grabbing some heavy winks

after their first full day in Hazzard..

Rosco was planting some of that loot

from the Capitol City Bank robbery in General Lee

so he could find it in front of witnesses the next morning.

While nearly losing a thumb.

Ain't you glad he don't work for you?

And the next morning, Boss' partners in crime

was pickin' up some packages mailed to him

care of general delivery.

What do you want, an invitation? Open the trunk.

Hey, ain't that the two hotshots Boss warned us about?

Hey, ain't that, that dude with the red handkerchief?

'Yeah, that's him.'

I don't know. We ain't gonna wait around long to find out.

Welcome back to Hazzard, Coy.

Duke boys got themselves a typical Hazzard welcome.

Now!

Welcome back to Hazzard, huh?

Phew!

What've they got against pedestrians?

Yeah.

Let's go get the General and ask them.

Yeah, alright. Ha ha. I got you.

Alright, just freeze it right there. Just freeze it.

Rosco, will you quit clownin' around?

The fellas we think robbed the Capitol City Bank are escaping.

Are you kiddin' me?

I know who robbed the bank and I'm lookin' right at 'em.

Alright, get out of that vehicle and hand me the keys.

Good.

Now, Cletus, now you guard that crook

and Enos you open the trunk and let's find the evidence.

I'm sorry, Vance. Orders is orders.

- Just open it up. - I know he ain't gonna find it.

'Naughty, naughty!'

Oh ho-ho!

Possum on a gum bush! Lookie here.

'Vance.'

Boy, I sure hated doing that.

I feel guilty as sin.

No sign of 'em up ahead.

There's no road between here and the crossin'.

Mybe we can head them off before they get there.

Alright.

We give 'em the slip?

Not hardly. Over there.

We'll have 'em in another quarter mile.

I sure hope so, cuz.

- Dang! It's flooded. - Just when we almost had 'em.

Now they got it comin'.

Alright, you Dukes.

Now, where were we before I was so rudely interrupted?

Alright, you dipsticks. Cuff 'em and stuff 'em.

'Sorry, fellas.'

J.D. has set the bail at $5000.

I offered to give him a mortgage on the place for that amount

but he wouldn't hear to it.

'I don't know anybody in Hazzard who's got that kind of money.'

- Except me, Uncle Jesse. - What do you mean?

You can let 'em out now, Cletus.

What're you talking about, Enos?

I'd like to let them out as much as you

but I ain't got $5,000. Where are you gonna get $5,000?

By selling my brand spanking new used car

that I bought when I was in California.

Thank you. We can't let you do that.

That's right, we can't. Thank you, honey.

Already done did it, Daisy.

'I got paid with a cashier's check'

from Mr. Hogg's bank.

Enos, I sure wanna thank you for gettin' my cousins out of jail.

- Yeah. Thank you, Enos. - Thanks a lot, Enos.

That's the least I can do after locking y'all up like I done.

Don't go blaming yourself, Enos. It ain't your fault.

Rosco gives the orders.

We'll pay you back as soon as we find that green machine

and make Boss and Rosco drop those charges.

That ain't gonna be easy to do

seeing as how we ain't got nothin' to go on.

We got this. It dropped outta the car before they ran off.

I sure wish I knew how it tied in.

- What is it? - Hey, y'all, let me see that.

Hey, I learned all about this kind of stuff

in the metro squad of the California Police Department.

This is the kind of paper the US Mint uses to print money on.

Alright. Happy holiday.

- Rosco. - What?

That armored convoy is already at Indian Forks.

That means, that in exactly one hour

it will be comin' down Hazzard highway.

Oh, that's good news.

Yeah, not till I let Santa's helpers know it ain't.

So, while I'm talking on the CB

you keep up with my exercise, will you?

- I'm 15 pounds behind schedule. - Well, I..

That's a big ten-four, Santa. We're on our way.

If y'all don't start pickin' up the forks, fellas

I'm gonna think you don't like my cookin'.

Sorry, Daisy. I got too much on my mind to eat.

You ain't the only one. It just don't make sense.

They got a machine capable of knockin' over any bank

in the state and they ship in back-note paper. Why?

Maybe J.D.'s gonna start his own mint.

Counterfeitin' ain't that easy.

Even if you have the right paper and ink.

If you got that, you gotta have perfect plates this day and age.

And where you gonna find them in Hazzard County?

And here it comes.

The US government, Department of Mint $100 plates.

Hey, Uncle Jesse, what's that say there on the front page?

- Where? - Right there.

"$100 plates on tour.

"The government's been exhibiting $100 plates

'"throughout the South.'

"After being on exhibit in Biloxi for three weeks

the plates left for Washington yesterday morning."

That means they'll been comin' down Hazzard highway.

That means anytime now.

There's your answer. That's how Boss will get them plates.

He's gonna hijack 'em with that big green battle wagon.

- Come on. - Oh, my goodness.

Daisy, you go south and give us a call if you see that convoy.

Uncle Jesse, go north in case they get by us.

I got ya.

'Now.'

Alright, Hatfield, they're tipping over.

When that government driver comes to..

He gonna be one surprised fella.

Go, go. Go on. Go get 'em.

'Go on.'

Those kids in that orange car again.

'No sweatski.'

Now, I do hope they remember what happened the last time.

I'll hate to see old General torched.

You can make out they're plain serious.

Yeah.

We have to make the fastest pit-stop tire change in history.

Don't stand there. Let's get moving.

Santa's helpers CB'd Boss and told him

that they had the plates.

And they would meet him at the hideout.

Less than two minutes. They can't be too far ahead.

Let's go.

Not a sign of them yet.

We can see a good five miles from here.

'But we couldn't have passed them.'

Hey, that pickup truck back there, haulin' that trailer.

It could have been underneath those tarps.

Right, let's go.

Hey!

What are we stopping here for?

We got the plates, why don't we just take off?

I wanna make sure that the Boss and Rosco

can't blow the whistle till we're 100 miles away.

Now that's downright dishonest.

It didn't take long for the boys to learn

that they was hot on the trail. But it cooled off in a hurry.

They lost us again. What do we do now?

Keep looking, unless..

'Hey, over there.'

'I can understand Rosco patrolling the road'

'to Seminole Canyon.'

'Only, why would Boss be ridin' along with him?'

'Cause he's after the same thing we are.

- The Green Machine? - It looks that way.

We'll use that bridge and then double back.

It's a couple of miles downstream

but better than drivin' through that quicksand.

'Floor it, cuz.'

Alright.

- Oh, here's Santa Claus. - Ho-ho-ho.

Alright then, helpers.

You got the plates, I presume.

- Yeah. - Oh..

- Beautiful. - Beautiful.

Alright, what are we waiting for?

Uncrate the press and start printin'.

Start printin'.

Well, it's empty.

Yeah, wait a minute. Listen, helpers, we need a press.

How else we gonna print my money?

We ain't. We gonna print mine.

- You? - Only, not here.

I hate to tell you this, but I think we've been snookered.

- Snookered? - With a capital, Snook.

'Well, so we have.'

- You're the sheriff, ain't you? - Right.

- Arrest them snookerers. - Yeah.

I'll arrest 'em. I'll cuff 'em and stuff 'em.

I'll cuff 'em and stuff 'em like they've never been stuffed.

I mean, I'll throw 'em in that slammer until they vibrate.

'I mean, I'll just..'

On second thought, I'm gonna let 'em off with just a warning.

It took the boys a good 10 minutes

to detour around the bridge

and get back on the road to Seminole Canyon.

By then, them crooks and the Mean Green Machine

was long gone.

But the boys managed to spot ol' Rosco's patrol car.

The Duke luck is holdin' out.

Ah, the Duke boys.

- What happened? - What happened?

Well, we spotted that green machine

you boys told us about, and-and..

Well, we followed it here, uh, so the sheriff could arrest

who was ever in it.

He's the one who planned the whole thing.

Um, yeah, I planned the whole thing

to stop 'em from bankruptin' the whole US of A.

Yeah, that's my law abiding duty

as a patriotic law abiding citizen, ain't it?

That's our patriotic duty to help you.

Yes, sir.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Yeah, and mine too.

They're gonna help.

Alright, come on. Come on. Get movin'.

Get movin', will ya?

They're goin' that way. Alright, go over there.

At least we know which way they're going.

It's the only road to the canyon.

I hope they ain't got too much of a head start on us, partner.

This is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

'calling Hazzard 2.'

'This is Hazzard 1. Come back.'

Yes, sheriff. Now which one of us do you want?

- I'll take... - Ah-ah!

We don't want either one of you.

'But we got no choice. Now, you just listen.'

There's a pickup pulling that Mean Green Machine

on a flatbed trailer.

And they're headed east on Seminole Road.

'Now, your job is to slow 'em down.'

'Yes, sir.'

'We'll set up a roadblock, sheriff.'

I was afraid of somethin' like that.

Can't take chances with this pickup.

We'll have to go with the machine. Pull over.

Seminole Road? We're going wrong way.

Seminole Road is back this way.

I'll chop down the tree.

You get them barricades out of the trunk, Cletus.

- Okay. - Come on.

- They left the excess baggage. - We must have 'em worried.

We gotta catch them before the end of the canyon.

There's a dozen ways they could go from there.

Cletus, it-it's coming!

Cletus, that thing is dangerous.

Yeah, it's made me mad now. It's nothin' but a big green bully.

Get after it.

'Alright, Cletus, pull over.'

Ha, we can take this turkey.

Hey, don't get near him.

- He's got spikes on the wheel. - That weasel..

You wanna drive?

I'm telling you, it's got..

Hey, Scroggins. It's that orange car again.

Stay outta range of that flamethrower, we'll be okay.

You got it.

I like my barbeque in the backyard, not the front seat.

We're got to thank Bo and Luke for leavin' us their arrows.

Sure will.

Anytime you're ready, Coy.

Hey, anytime you're ready.

Alright, join the Air Force and see the world.

You better get movin', we are gonna see the world.

Now if anybody didn't know that Duke family was up to snub

they'd know now.

Good job.

See what I mean?

What was that you were sayin' about them boys

not been not able to measure up to Bo and Luke?

It just shows you how wrong a girl can be once in a while.

Oh, I'm so proud of 'em, Uncle Jesse.

Rosco had the pleasure of throwin' the crooks

into the slammer.

He was dang lucky, he didn't have to go with 'em.

No! Oh-ooh!

See there? See that, don't you..

Enos got his bail money back and went a-callin' on Daisy

just like he used to.

Aww!

- You know somethin', cuz? - What's that?

Out of all the fancy places I've been in..

It's still real nice bein' back in Hazzard.

Funny, I feel the same way.

I wouldn't trade life here for anything.

Amen.

Yee-haw.

Now, you might say that everythin'

was back to normal..

Uh, except for one little thing.

When the boys went out to get the Mean Green Machine..

It was gone.

Only, I got a sneaking hunch

that someday, it'll be showin' up in Hazzard again.