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♪ MTV ♪

This season on
the Tournament of All Stars,

18 queens compete in three
brackets for a chance

to face off in the finals

and win a grand prize
of $200,000.

Last week, Bracket 1 competed
in their final episode.

For this week's
Maxi Challenge,

you need to transform
these red-hot hoopsters

into your very own
drag sisters.

Ooh, OK.

Irene the Alien.

I think you two hit
the nail on the head.

Bosco.

My first thought was, oh,
it's Bella and Gigi Hadid.

The top two
All Stars of the week

are Irene the Alien and Bosco.

Condragulations.

You've each earned two points.

Ladies, this is your final
chance to impress me,

win $10,000, and earn
a coveted extra point.

Irene, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.

Yeah, work it up!

The bottom four All Stars.

Each of you has an MVQ point
that you must give away.

Choose wisely,
because your point

could determine which queens
advance to the semifinals.

There's a tie
for third place,

and I get to decide
what happens.

The drama.

It goes to Aja.

Come on, sis.

And that means,
Irene, Bosco, and Aja,

you are advancing
to the semifinals.

Thank you.

DeJa, Olivia, Phoenix,
you still have a chance

to reenter the competition.

Work.

Each of our regular judges

will choose one
eliminated All Star

to be entered
into the wild card lottery.

Work.

And then, randomly,
one All Star

will be selected
to compete in the final

Lip Sync Smackdown
for the Crown.

What?

Next week, a new bracket
of All Stars

arrives to compete.

Kisses and best wishes
to the rest of the brackets,

because we are absolutely going
to bring a lifetime supply

of "I'm better than you."

I'm RuPaul Andre Charles.

And I'm
Michelle Andre Charles.

Welcome to Bracket 2 of
"RuPaul's Drag Race"

Tournament of All Stars.

Now, before we start,
let's get our game day

weather report
from meteorologist

TS "Thunderstorms" Madison.

Hi, Ru.
I'm your weather girl.

And, honey, have I
got news for you.

Baby, it's going to be
hot with high pressure

and a 100% chance of shade.

Now back to you, Ru.
- Thank you, Maddie.

Now, Michelle, are you ready to
meet a fresh crop of All Stars?

I love the smell of
charisma, uniqueness, nerve,

and talent in the morning.

Mm-hmm.

Welcome to the stage,
Bracket 2.

First up, heating up the
competition, it's Tina Burner.

Yeah, well, I can feel
the burn,

but is there an ointment
for that?

I believe so.

Tina Burner on fire
like "The Hunger Games."

Back from "RuPaul's Drag Race"
season 13.

And I'm ready to smoke
the Tournament of All Stars.

Let's turn it
and burn it, bitches.

I have been a fan of hers
for a long time.

I've seen her working
in New York for years.

Hell yeah.

Being in New York queen,
I'm very performance based,

very theatrical.

You're fired!

Gangbusters when she
came out on that stage.

What am I known for?

Painting Rosé's face.

But also obviously red,

orange, and yellow
for the rest of my life.

What I'm getting from you
is a bit of predictability.

It's flatlining for me.

I also never need to see

red, orange, and yellow
together ever again.

Talk to the ass.

Competing was eye-opening.

It gave me a chance to finally
look at myself, reflect on it,

and change some shit.

And now my drag is bigger
and better than ever

and less red, orange,
and yellow, so.

Now that I had a glow-up,
I need a big tournament crown.

She's going for the silver,
but can she make the gold?

From the City of Angels,
it's Kerri Colby.

This is a label whore
who knows how to score.

The trantasy from season 14
is here to play,

giving BWE, baby:

big winner energy.

Keep calm and Kerri Colby.

That was next level.

Even J.Lo is looking
at you like, damn.

To be quite honest,
from season 14,

I was a mid girl
with big potential.

- I can't stop looking at you.
- Look all you want.

You want to be
beautiful all the time.

I just wanted you
to let yourself go.

Just get ugly.

There was a lot
of missed opportunities

that I dropped the ball on.

I'm here to be ugly, bitch.

I don't know if this is ugly.

When it's time to be
funny and be vulnerable,

I can see a hesitation.

Sashay away.

I would have loved
to have stayed longer,

but if I would have
stayed longer,

I wouldn't have been able
to break and remake

myself to be who I am now.

I'm back to handle
unfinished business.

I am a trans baddie made
in the doll factory,

and I'm going to dominate.

That's just what it is.

That's the Colby way.

Well, I know the
Colby dynasty is strong.

Hunker down, hairy dogs.

It's the return
of Nicole Paige Brooks.

It's been a long time.

I know you all missed me.

It's Nicole from
Atlanta, Georgia.

Nicole Paige Brooks.

Yes, mama.

She's like Courteney Cox.

My experience on
season 2 was short.

Am I allowed to
pinch your nipples?

Oh, they bounce too.

This one's jealous.

You know you want to
taste the cherry pie.

I'm serious.
You know you want the pie.

She got a little
lost in the crowd.

If I would have a regret
from season 2,

it would be that I
was very reserved.

I should have been
a little aah,

crazy and loud
like I normally am.

But I hope that
this time around,

I can show more of my
personality and more

of my showgirl aesthetic.

She's wearing her
championship belt.

I've been booked and
blessed my whole drag career.

I'm still very
successful, still

sickening, still can
fit everything I wore

on my first season.

Haven't had to change my
face to change my career.

Some girls have.

Nicole is making
her triumphant

return after 16 years.

Wow.

My pronouns are
icon and legend.

Any Nicole is a gold.

And I need my crown.

Houston, we have a problem.

It's Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

Word on the street
is that Mistress does

not accept any safe words.

Oh, dear.

What's the motherfucking tea, everybody?

The heavyweight champ
is back in the building

for "All Stars" 10.

Run me my coin,
run me my crown,

and run that check
into the bank.

Mother has arrived.

Mistress cracks me up.

The acting.

The performance.

The snarky attitude.

Shut up, bitches.

Oh, my God, that's a star.

Everything I
presented on season 15

was, like, honestly,
perfection in my eyes.

You can paint
the motherfucking house down.

I did make it
to the top four,

and I should have
been the top two,

and I should have
been the winner.

Fans of the show know
that I'm the kind of girl,

I tend to avoid drama.

I don't really get
involved in that.

Girl, who the fuck
are you talking to?

There goes Lucy
being a bitch again.

Your look is kind of cheap,
and I don't think

during Snatch Game
that you were that funny.

If there's drama in the room,
I'm like...

I just can't help but, like,
walk towards it.

I like that your name
is the Mistress, because I

am totally your bitch tonight.

I'm not here to play, baby.
I'm here to slay.

I'm here to get my big one.
I'm here to do my big one.

And I'm here to be
the big one.

It's time a big, fat,
nasty villain wins.

Permission to slay, Mistress.

She's straight
out of season 17.

It's Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Surprise, I'm back.

The butthole is freshly
plucked, freshly bleached,

pampered, tightened, and ready

for the Tournament
of All Stars.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Oh, Lydia,
you're such a dick.

Oh, I know.

During season 17, I made
my stain on the main stage

with my irreverence,
my gimmicks, my weird looks.

We get it.
You're a bottom.

I sent home a couple people.

Arrietty and Miss Kori King.

The star-crossed lovers.

One of them has to die, though.

Sorry.

Now that Kori's gone,
I am going

to need another bald Black man
to fill that void.

I made it to the top seven,

but I think I lacked
intention.

I just would have injected
more confidence

into everything
that I was doing.

I beg your pardon.

A note to future
girls on any season.

If you're thinking of cutting
yourself out of your dress,

you better be certain
that you can do it.

Sashay away.

Damn these scissors.

She's ready to mash
the competition.

I am so ready to compete.

I never left
the competition mindset.

I'm just dipping back into it.

I know that I'm an All Star.

I'm just cut perfect.

Oh, my God.

And I'm ready to just
completely gape everyone.

Well, I hear she's twice
baked, if you know what I mean.

Last but not least,
say hellotus to Jorgeous.

Everything's bigger in
Texas, except this queen.

Mama, you better watch out.

It's your girl Jorgeous
from season 14, "All Stars" 9,

and I'm back again,
badder and better than ever.

It's getting muggy in here.

Uh.

Ah.
- Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

On season 14, Jorgeous
was a little baby girl,

was scared of comedy
challenges, acting.

You looked defeated.

Coming back to "All Stars"
9, I definitely grew up.

You're like a little
travel-sized drag queen.

- The daddies love it.
- I bet.

I made a breakthrough
with my comedy.

Angeria is so country,
she eats ass

with a side
of mustard greens, bitch.

I feel like I
mastered my craft.

You just have
completely changed

the trajectory of your
career in this competition.

I feel like I could do
anything at this point.

Aah!

Now coming back
to "All Stars" 10,

girl, she's all grown up.

My twink death is coming soon.

I'm basically
like a daddy now.

I'm in my top era.

"Top era."

Bring on the bitches, literally.

I'm ready to take
each one of them down.

It's going to be gaggy.

The pint-sized
powerhouse is back.

Welcome, queens.

Let's break down the
Tournament of All Stars rules.

In this preliminary round,
no one will be eliminated.

Oh, bitch.

Yes.

Instead, you'll be
competing for points.

Now, the three All Stars
from this bracket with the most

points will advance
to the semifinals, where

you'll face off against the top
three from the other brackets.

Oh, that's really
fucking cool.

Brackets and points, mama.

This feels like the gayest
tournament ever.

Go, team.

Whoo, whoo, whoo.

And in the final Lip Sync
Smackdown for the Crown,

the top All Stars will
battle it out for the grand

prize of $200,000.

Ooh.

Bitch. Yes.

Give me my coin.

- Now, Michelle.
- Yes.

Tell the queens
how the point system works.

Thanks, Ru.

Every week,
the top two All Stars

will receive two points each.

Those two queens will
Lip Sync for Their Legacy,

and the winner of the lip sync
will receive an extra point...

Three.

Plus a cash tip of $10,000.

- Yes.
- But wait, there is more.

In a Tournament
of All Stars twist,

an additional four points
will be awarded each episode.

Well, yes.

But more on that later.

There is a little
je ne sais quoi

whenever Ru has a secret.

It's about to be
stunts, shows, and shenanigans.

Now, for your first
Tournament of All Stars

Maxi Challenge,
we're throwing an Eight Ball.

Booty bumps not allowed.

Damn it.

But don't let
the number fool you.

You need to create
one high-fashion look,

but you'll need
to incorporate all eight

items that you'll find inside
your very own eight ball.

Oh, my God.

Eight items, one outfit.

And yes, we will be counting.

So while you de-drag in the
Werk Room, I'll have my dealer

deliver your eight balls.

- Ooh.
- Period.

Ding-ding, motherfucker.

Get in the game,
because I'm here to play.

And I'm going for a home run.

All Stars,
start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

Yes.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the
"Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With extra-special guest judge
Suzanne Bartsch.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best
drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Ugh, somebody pass me
the kitten heel, bitch.

I tried to upgrade
for All Stars.

Baby, let me kick
her off real quick.

Oh, my God.

It feels good being back home.

It's like I never even left.

This Tournament
of All Stars is bigger,

better, boobier than ever.

OK, Anastasia.

OK.

Some things don't change.

I know that all these bitches
are going to be tough to beat.

And right now,
everyone's kind of, like,

sussing each other out.

I'm back on season 10
of "All Stars."

Period.

It's like when you put
dogs in a dog park.

A lot of sniffing.
Very sniffy.

What's under your ass
be saying?

Bottom side up.

Wait, I want to get into
what these little things are

over here.

I cannot believe I am back
in the Werk Room again.

These are cute.

I was just here.

I think I should
change the Tina 00 to 10.

You know what I'm saying?
One for every inch.

As soon as I see the locker
and the scoreboard,

it really puts it
into perspective for me.

I'm playing
with the big kids now.

Hello, Miss Butthole,
how are you?

Hello. I'm great.
How are you?

It's good to see you.

You know,
it's interesting to see you.

The last time I saw you,
you were roasting me.

Mistress,
I'm honestly surprised

you could be on "Drag Race,"
bitch.

You're not racing anyone.

I'm about
to get my lick back.

- Yeah.
- Hi, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- Congratulations.

- Thank you.
- So quick return.

I'm so honored to be on this
season with a season 2 girl.

- I started doing drag in 1995.
- Work.

I was born in 2001.
- Oh, get out of here.

Hello, Mistress.

Hi, sweetie.
How are you?

It's a pleasure to see you.

Where's the rainbow wig?

I'd be lying if I said
that I'm glad to see Mistress.

We need the rainbow wig.

Where's the shade?

Mistress and I, we don't
even know each other.

But she thought it'd
be real funny to post

a picture--insert picture--

of me in some horrible wig
to say good morning.

I don't trust her.

Good morning.

What happened
to good morning?

She's a strong competitor.

I also think she's
a fire starter.

But, baby, I'm Tina Burner.

It doesn't get
hotter than that.

Rip that shit off.

- Don't you rip that.
- Fuck that bitch.

She's got to return it.

How does it feel
being back after you've

been gone for so long?

I mean, everything
is so much bigger.

Even you.

I know you're fucking lying.

Even though I'm meeting
Mistress for the first time,

she's an instant sister just
because you have the last name.

I mean, you can't be
in the House of Brooks

and not be sickening.

Period.

No matter which
line you're from.

I think we're two
different Brookses,

but they claim each other.

Look, we're two
separate Brookses,

but, you know, we don't have
to let them in on that.

We'll let it be.

Hopefully,
it's a built-in alliance.

I mean, we only have
three weeks, so

I think an alliance would help.

OK, so what is the tactic?

Are we playing nice with the
girls, or what is it giving?

Fuck all these people.

It's just us at the end.
We don't need even a third.

I love it.

Two Brookses in the top three
of season 10?

Can't wait.
- Clock it.

I think Nicole really wants
to make a Brooks family thing,

and I'm totally down to
be Nicole's alliance,

because my strategy is to
make alliances with everyone

and allow them to act first
and then I'll act as I want.

How do you feel
about being back?

I'm excited.

I feel like the one thing
that's so different,

like, I'm not nervous at all.

- Yeah.
- Like, I'm just like,

let's do it.
- Yes.

Me and Kerri are from
season 14 together,

and she has blossomed
to, like, this most

beautiful, gorgeous woman.

So I feel like she's
definitely going to bring it,

but not as much as me, though.

The other girls,
they are sickening too.

- They are.
- Fucking Mistress.

She's the boldest bitch
I ever fucking met.

There's a lot of
giggling over here, bitch.

I love Mistress.

We have known each other
ever since I was, like, 17,

and we basically started
doing drag together.

Kerri, you missed the memo.

Texas girls are
supposed to wear an updo.

You're supposed to give
an updo.

We always had, like, a good
connection with each other.

And the fact that we're both
here in this competition

together is kind of gaggy.

Come on, Texas girls.

We are in the house.

- Texas in the house.
- Dallas, Houston.

I'm originally from Dallas.

Dallas, Houston,
and San Antonio.

I feel like we
just get each other.

The girls that get it
get it.

And my ass is moving on
to the next round.

So who's going with me?

Oh, clock it.

- Like--
- Clock it.

Bitch.

I would love to have an
alliance with my Texas divas,

because Ru didn't tell us
anything about these

extra four points,
and I feel like

they could be some booby traps,

so I need to keep
my eyes peeled.

Head in the game.

It's "All Stars," baby.

Kerri, if you
don't come right now,

you're not in my
alliance no more.

What'd I do?

Come here if you want
to be in this alliance.

Hold on, ho.

Do we think alliances
are going to be a thing?

Look at these girls over there.

Already.
- Yeah, maybe.

They're forming a--
Charlie's Angels over there.

Look, Tina Burner
is trying to make

Lydia her drag daughter,
and that's what's scaring me.

Is that what's happening?

I just feel like Tina's horny.

I wouldn't jump
right off the bat

and try to jump in
with somebody.

Yeah.

Because you got to know
what their intentions are.

Because you could form an
alliance and this person

could see you as competition
and then ax you on purpose.

- Yeah.
- I mean, all bets are off.

Right.

Maybe I'll just be myself.

Yeah, maybe I'll
just be myself too.

Yeah, right next to you,
though, right next to you.

Yeah.

I mean, I'll look out
for you maybe.

Maybe I'll look out for you.

Tina Burner on fire
like "The Hunger Games."

Oh, mommy.

Oh, shit.
- Oh!

Oh!

Over there.

all: Hi!

Bring in the balls.

Happy Father's Day.

For this week's
Maxi Challenge,

we have to take
eight mystery items

and combine them
for one amazing look

that's going to gag the judges.

- Oh, there's a letter.
- Yes.

- Oh, well.
- Read that.

Come on, grandma,
read the letter.

Come on.
- Can you read?

Bitch.
OK.

"Your first eight ball is free.

"One ball each.

"No peeks inside
before you choose.

XO, Ru."

OK, well, let's not
worry about it, then.

The Brooks girls go first.
- Ah, this is heavy.

Oh, mine's falling.

I'm such a lazy bitch
when it comes

to sewing and creating
things,

but I'm actually
very good at it.

So I'm not trying to
reinvent the wheel.

I just want to bring
absolute perfection.

Let me see what I got.

Three, two, one, balls, Tina.

Bitch, that's
going to look good.

And we have to use all
eight of these, right?

All--everything has to
be used and visible.

Oh, my goodness.

Bitch, I got a bathroom mat.

Come on, bathroom mat.

Girl, that's the skirt
right there, honey.

What about this, honey?

Baby, I am excited about
a design challenge.

I love anything creative.

OK.

I know how to sew.

But I'm looking down at this
fabric and everything I have,

and I'm getting overwhelmed.

When I had my dog, that was
the carpet right by the door.

All eight materials need
to be seen on this one outfit

in a way that ties together.

I mean, the obvious choice
would be to use this as a hat.

It's hard,
but I'm ready to play.

I'm going to give you
a fashion show, baby.

On my season, like,
I ripped apart a bean bag

and, like, sewed it for filth
with side zippers

and everything like that.

And they were just like,
it's all right.

It's OK.

It's Ronda McDonald.

Wait, didn't you
go home on that one?

Oh.

How dare you?

Oh.

How many outfits did you
do yours on your season?

So all of my
runway looks were me.

All of your runways?

You heard that correct.

- What?
- What?

Yeah, y'all shaking now.

Who made all their runways?

I don't know, who?

That's--wow.

That's wow.

What do you mean that the
bitch made all of her looks?

That's, like,
criminally insane.

I don't want to compete
with that, ew.

Hats off to you, Miss Butthole.

And honestly,
I'm gagged to see her back.

I don't know if I really
see a glow-up because she

is back, like, so immediate.

I hope she's ready, because
"All Stars" is not the time

to learn anything
about yourself.

It is bring what
you got and slay.

I swear, I'm so manic.

I kind of just get an idea
and I'm just like, go for it.

That's how I am too, but that
didn't work out for me too good

last design challenge
I did, so I'm trying

to really think this time.

I had a very strange
relationship with the design

challenges on season 17,
especially

because I was in the bottom
two for a design challenge.

I was really trying
to reinvent the wheel.

This time, I am coming
at this with a more focused

and intentional point of view.

What else can you be
besides a lampshade?

- Look.
- Sister girl.

I'm stumped.
I'm stumped.

Free stone. OK.

- Oh, wait, that's not a stone.
- It's a sequin.

Sequinsed.

In my time of
doing "Drag Race,"

I have done four
design challenges,

and I definitely
feel like the looks

that I made in the past
were a little too simple,

and I don't want
to be simple no more.

This time, I want to
come in with a silhouette

that I've never done before
and blow it out of the park.

Through the moon.

OK, it all does go, though.

This is what ties
it all together.

Because if you look, the colors
of the flowers are everywhere.

Oh, yeah.
You know what?

We're an alliance.
I got you, girl.

Oh, they said,
we're an alliance.

That's crazy.
- We're Team Texas.

Are you in, Mistress?

- Yes.
- Are you Team Texas?

No, she's Miss Brooks, honey.
Pay attention.

Team Texas, baby.

She's House of Brooks.

Ladies, stop.
You're tearing me apart.

There's enough of you
to go around.

Oh!

The girls are ready to
play this game with me.

See, I'ma give you one more.

OK.

If you know
anything about me,

if you've ever
watched this show,

you should know I'm going to
come in with some shenanigans

and chaos.

Now, wait a damn minute.

Girl, that looks
like a fucking muumuu.

Take that shit off.

- Wait a fucking minute.
- Take that off.

But it's going to be cute.

That's giving
granny's muumuu.

Don't start
with me, Mistress.

It's too early
for your shit.

Hey, All Stars.

Hello, Mother.

Hi, Mother.

Tina.

Yes, Mommie Dearest.

Bring it to me.

I don't have an ax,
but I do have a sketch.

Oh, boy.

The richness of it all.

Oh, my gosh.

I know that you
know how to sew.

Yeah.
Here's my picture.

Those are some big bell
sleeves, a cinched waist.

These are going to
be the gold pants.

Yeah.

And then what
we're going to do

is this is going to be, like,
the top.

And then there's
this fur over here.

What I want to try
to do is, like, a fur cape.

- Mm-hmm.
- And there's the gold chain,

which is going to be the belt.
- Mm-hmm.

It's very, like I said,
Elaine Stritch,

"Ladies Who Lunch,"

like we're going out
for a martini.

I love that.

Now, you are back
in this competition.

Yeah.

What you been
doing since then?

Touring,
now on my third residency

in Provincetown
and Puerto Vallarta.

And I tour with my solo shows
after that,

all over the world.

- Did you watch your season?
- I did.

It's hard to watch.

I looked at my makeup
and I went, nobody told me?

You know what I mean?
All those years in New York?

Nightclubs are
different from television.

- 100%.
- Yeah.

You didn't win any
Maxi Challenges.

I didn't.

Why do you think that is?

Because I think I didn't
give you 100% of myself.

Like, I slayed a lot
of these challenges,

but there was just
something missing.

Coming here was like summer
camp, summer camp for queens.

And it made me push
myself 3,000 times harder.

I never thought that I
could reach new levels

and find new things
about myself in my drag,

in my performance.

Wow.

I am so happy to
have you back here.

I'm so excited to be here.

Ever since leaving
"Drag Race,"

I've never
worked harder in my life.

My face is fixed,
my outfits are elevated,

and I'm ready to win
my first challenge.

Hello, gorgeous.

So here you are back
in this competition.

Yes.

What made you
decide to come back?

You know, I'm here
to revise my résumé.

Uh-huh.

And my mom came in,
and she really blew

the roof off of everything.

So I was like, I think I
need to do one more round.

Just one more.

All right, so you
got your eight ball.

Yes.

And now, I don't
remember if you

could pull an outfit together
on the sewing machine.

Sewing machines are not
my forte, nor my ministry.

But I am good at sketching,
and I'm good at putting

a little something together.

Not your forte
or your ministry.

- Mm-mm.
- What is your ministry?

Cunt-fidence.
You know.

Cunty confidence.

Yes.

I love that.

So who is your
biggest competition?

Myself, honestly.

And I think I learned that a
lot from being here last time.

I got so in my way.

And it was really heartbreaking

going home and then
watching it all play back.

Even just when I was
seeing me handle critiques,

I was like, oh, like,
that bitch is so deflated.

Like, she just doesn't
believe in herself

and she didn't rise
to the occasion.

She more sunk.

And I'm very determined to not
allow that to happen this time.

Listen, you are
such a bright star.

We are so happy
to have you back.

Thank you.
I'm so happy to be back.

I'ma prove you right.
I'ma prove you right.

Well, Nicole Paige Brooks.

You are back in the game.

You've got acrylics on?

No, no acrylics.
That was a rumor.

I don't do acrylics.

That's something your
makeup artist started.

Shady bitch.

Nicole has acrylic toenails
with white French tips.

Season 2.

We hadn't even figured
this thing out yet.

No.

And what's been going on
with you since then?

Traveling the world
on my two episodes.

Oh, my God.

I know you can't tell by
how successful I am that you

threw me out so early.

I'm so happy
that you are here.

You are one of the founding
queens of this franchise.

So you're making an outfit.

Do you know how to sew?

I learned a week ago.

So this is my second dress,

and I'm the first one with
anything sewn, I think, so.

And I think I made a jacket.
- OK.

You walked the runway in a
very jersey, flowing kind of--

I know, and this is kind of
giving that same thing.

Yeah.

Oh.

It's the same silhouette.

And if she's already noticing
it just at this little chat,

then I definitely
shouldn't wear it.

Now what am I going to do?

So you are
Phoenix's drag mother.

Shawna Brooks
is my drag mother.

Phoenix is my daughter.

Destiny Brooks is my sister.

Tara Nicole Brooks is in
Wilmington, my other sister.

And Mistress Brooks
is part of that?

She's with
the Texas Brookses.

Her mother is Chevelle Brooks.

Is there a camaraderie
already formed

because you're both Brookses?

I think so,
but she's so shady,

you don't know if
it's real or not.

Blink if you feel
afraid for your life.

There's something in my eye.

Mistress.

Yes, Mother?

Hey, welcome back.

Before I show you this,
I do have a question.

I came in here being
very congenial.

Nicole Paige Brooks,
she was like, oh,

let's pretend to be family.

But now I hear this bitch
talking shit.

So what was she saying
at the table?

She just wasn't sure if your
care and love was authentic.

Well, it's not.

- It's not?
- No.

The girls here
think I'm shady,

but I call it being
congenial.

No, I'm a sweetheart.

That's a beautiful
collection of things.

Were all these things
in your eight ball?

They were in my eight ball.

You know, the only thing
I'm really struggling with

is utilizing the blue fabrics
as, like, an accent.

So I think I'm going to
turn it into a purse.

I'm making a corset
from scratch.

I'm going to do these
huge ruched gloves.

My style is very
grand Texas drag,

so I want that to reflect
in the challenge.

Wow.
Well, thank you.

You get back to work.

Cannot wait to see it.

Yes, most definitely.
Thank you.

All right, thank you.

Hello, Jorgeous.
- Hi.

Should I put this right here?

Yeah, that's perfect.

You're a TV veteran.

You know where that goes.

Oh, yes, I basically
moved in here.

I came with the building
at this point.

I know.

This is your third time
in this competition.

Y'all just can't
get enough of me.

How old are you?

I'm 24 now.

I competed here when
I was 21 the first time.

See, if you were over here,
I would slap you.

Oh, my God, do it.

You already slapped me
so many times

in "Meeting
in the Ladies' Room."

Yes.

- I'm so funny.
- You gave it to me good, mama.

You gave it to me good.

And I needed it.

I see you making a little
cunt outfit there.

Well, yes, well,
you should have seen,

like, the beginning process
of it.

Everyone thought I was wearing
a muumuu and everything.

I'm like, girl, no,
you know what I give.

You know Jorgeous.
- Yes.

You know she be serving
the legs and all this stuff.

Now, someone told me
a story that in Texas,

when you were
a baby drag queen,

your mother would take you
to different gigs.

Is that true?

Yes, also my
older gay brother.

And we would take
the Greyhound all for $30.

And that's how I
ended up meeting

Mistress was on the road.

The gigs, the gigs, the gigs.

They never stop, mama.

I love this story.
There needs to be a movie made.

Who would play you
in this movie?

Might as well be
J.Lo at this point.

I mean, why not?

If the girls didn't know
before, now you know.

Mama Ru cannot
get enough of me.

She loves me.
And guess what.

Yes, I am their
biggest competition,

because I'm going to give
it to Ru every single time.

And then you could play
my brother traveling around

on the Greyhound with me,
like, doing this,

doing that, you know.

- Honestly.
- Honestly.

- J.Lo and the queen.
- J.Lo and the queen.

But at the same time,
the pressure is on,

because it's
my third time back, girl.

I know the whole game
and how it works,

so I need to bring it.

I have no excuse.

- Sister.
- What?

You were cutting up a
little too much for my liking.

Not too much.

Well, sister,
you know that's my girl.

Sweetie, that's your girl,
but that's my mother.

So not too much.

Hello again.

Oh, my gosh.

Lydia Butthole Kollins.

In the flesh.

Now, when you
were here before,

you left quite the impression.

And when you were gone,
you were missed.

Well, I missed you guys too.

I love this color
combination here.

Thank you.
I mean, I like it too.

It's so Pittsburgh hooker.

Yes, very much.

- Do you have a sketch there?
- I do, yeah.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Rocker situation.

That's really gorgeous
right there.

- Thank you.
- It's so much fun.

Work.

Do you think any of these
girls are competition for you?

Oh, yeah.
Completely.

But I'm not worried.
- No?

- No.
- Are you sure?

Yes.

OK.

Can't wait to see
what you turn out.

Thank you, Mother.
Thank you for having me.

Honestly, it's a little
daunting to be back this soon.

And I feel like now I have to
prove to all of these queens

and RuPaul and myself that
me coming back so soon

was not a mistake.

Listen up, All Stars.

Tomorrow you'll present
your Eight Ball Eleganza

on the main stage,
where we will be joined

by our extra-special
guest judge,

nightlife icon and my good
friend Susanne Bartsch.

Oh, my God!

I love her.

So good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

Oh, shit.

Well, after your
TED Talk with mother,

are you keeping
your same concept?

Are you changing
anything up?

Well, I'm going to do, like,
a little swimsuit thing

and go a little bit more
New York instead of grandma.

I felt like I was getting
in the granny section.

Well, you do that
already on your own, baby.

Bitch.

You know.

That's just my
age demographic.

But she still dress
like a 12-year-old.

Juvenile
and no sense of style.

What?
No, I'm just kidding.

These girls are all
in the new RuPaul era.

You know what I mean?

And I don't think anybody
thinks I'm competition.

I think because I've
been gone so long,

they still see the same queen
that was on season 2.

I'm pretty impressed
with myself right now

that I made a dress
that I probably won't wear.

But only 30 years later in drag
did I learn how to sew.

Thing is, I didn't
really get to show

very much on season 2.

They're about to learn it.

Nobody's on my level.

Please, girl.

My level?

Nobody's that high.

Do you feel there's
a lot of pressure

because you haven't been
here since season 2?

Do you feel like--

I'm a woman of a certain age.

So if I had to come back
three times, like Gorgeous.

Sister, get her.

Get her.

She's gathering me right now.
Hold on.

Jorgeous is so
fucking adorable.

But we're not going
to tell her that.

She's tough competition.

Ru loves her.
Great.

That makes me nervous.
I don't like that.

So we're going to push her
down some stairs or something.

Auntie, you got
a problem with Jorgeous?

'Cause I'm feeling,
like, some animosity.

Oh, I didn't even see her.
Is she here?

- Oh!
- Oh, wait a damn minute.

I wasn't looking down.

I can't even think of
anything right now, I'm so mad.

Uh-oh, I done
upset the tiny one.

Sister, she's
wearing you out.

Girl, I'm over
the girls already.

Bring on the new
bitches, please.

Don't be bothered
by the elders.

If something goes wrong,
just let me know first.

I would say the same, but I
don't know if you need my help.

I do.
I'm sure I will.

You're going to be
over here fitting me.

Yeah, work.

I'll fit you.
You fit me.

It'll all work out, you know?
- Oh, yeah.

I like where
we're going here.

Me and Lydia,
I'm not going to say we

have an alliance,
but I will say

maybe we have a pre-alliance.

You know, I'm at that
application to give in to apply

for perhaps an alliance.

So I might need your help
sooner than later.

OK.

What's up?

Just with the stitching.

When it skips like that on,
like, stretch fabric like this,

what is the tea?
- Let me see.

And also, like,
I don't know, I like Lydia.

I just can't find the hole.

Yeah.
I've heard that about you.

I was like--
as I said it, I went, oh.

I really admire Tina.

I'm coming into this
as a fan of her,

and we're flirting
a little bit.

But back on my season,
I sort of developed a romance

with Kori King.

So I am in this competition
for myself and no one else.

See, I kind of know
how to sew, like, kind of.

You going to be a full-time
seamstress after this?

Oh, fully absolutely never.

This is reminding me
how much I appreciate

the amazing gifts
of seamstresses worldwide.

At this point,
I'm seeing the vision.

It's going to have movement.

It's going to have frills.

Honestly, I low-key
want to wear this outfit

at, like, the next Coachella.

I'm just not sure
that I can do it.

OK, I'ma just keep
doing these until I pass out,

'cause I'ma need
a lot of them.

I am absolutely
feeling the pressure.

No, what the fuck?

No.

This is the first challenge,

and first impressions
do matter.

So even though I'm
not a designing girly,

I am determined
to rise to the occasion.

No Viagra needed.

Isabella.

Isabella.

Isabella.

Isabella, how you doing
over there?

Who the fuck
is Isabella, baby?

She's Isabelle.

Isabelle.
Oh.

Isabelle.

You know what?

I'm hearing a lot of bitches
talking and then I'm looking,

I'm seeing muumuus
and scraps pieced together.

This is the working
girls section.

I'm very in the zone
right now.

It is definitely taking me
longer than I thought to make

this corset from scratch.

Mistress, you doing
some seam ripping?

I am.

The cutting is wearing me out.

The sewing is wearing me out.

The piecing together
is wearing me out.

Tina Burner being in the same
room as me is wearing me out.

- What do you think?
- I love it.

I think you should wear
that and nothing else.

Kerri Colby braiding
fabric is wearing me out.

It's going to be
such a long night.

I know.

Jorgeous making her
muumuu is wearing me out.

If you're not into fashion,
then you're a loser.

Oh?

Nicole Paige Brooks'
arts and crafts

is just annoying me.

Ooh, wait a minute.

But none of these bitches
are going to distract me

and slow me down.

Guys, honestly,
the competition

is starting to heat up.

Like, I feel it.

Is it going to be
a long night?

Tell me.

Oh, my God,
it's Runway Day, everybody.

Good morning.

We are getting ready
to present our eight ball

looks on the runway today.

Sister, why is
this not hemmed?

Sister, I'm not done yet.

What happened to
the rest of the dress?

Yes, ma'am, mama,
it's a napkin.

These bitches thought
I was going to have

a muumuu, all that shit.

No, mama, I'm going to show
y'all a sickening couture look.

And honestly, by the looks
around the room,

I'm like, oh, do I have
this in the bag today?

I'm wearing less
than she is, though.

Miss Paul told me that
the thing I was making

is kind of like my entry look.

So I turned my dress
into a bodysuit,

and my outfit is kind of
based on something I just

saw Susanne Bartsch wearing.

And so hopefully
I don't get read for it.

Where are you sitting?

Are we sitting
next to each other?

Everybody scoot down one.

Let me be right here, baby.

- Brooks in this mirror, honey.
- Yes, yes.

This is the Brooks mirror.
- Slide down.

Oh, jeez.

Look at all this stuff
you need to get ready.

This is a lot.
- Yeah.

Look at mine.

Baby, I like
to come prepared.

I'm not a soft,
sensible woman like you.

Do you think you have
a good, solid chance?

I think I do.

I mean, what I've seen,
it looks very clean.

It's very, like, Samantha,

"Sex and the City."
- Ooh, yes.

You know, like, we all want
to be a Samantha, baby.

Yep. I mean, I love Carrie,
but no one wants to be Carrie.

Nobody wants to be Carrie.

What the fuck, bitch?

No, not you.

Wow.

Not you.

Anytime I hear
"I love Kerri, but,"

the only but should be
this one right here.

OK.

Hey, sister, I have
a question for you.

Say we're in the top
two today, right?

OK, so we're in la-la land.

Just suspend your
disbelief for a minute.

Would you then adopt me?

Oh, so you want
to be my drag daughter?

Well, I'm auditioning
for the role.

Mistress is just
a very well-rounded,

good-ass drag queen
and very scary and very mean.

But that draws me to her.

You know what?

We'll see if you
impress me today,

and then we'll
assess from there.

Because I looked over and
I could tell you need help.

The wigs look a little
flat, a little dry,

and we're going to
get it together.

That's exactly why I
need you as my mother.

You're not even
using a beauty blender.

It's giving 25¢ sponge.

You know, it's scary out here.

The girls are struggling.

Just you wait, Mother.

Sister.
Sorry.

Sister for now.

Don't get ahead of yourself.

I don't know if Lydia's evil
enough to be my daughter,

but who am I to deny
a young child a bright future?

Because I believe
the children are the future.

It's our job
to make them rotted.

You really want to be
part of that legacy?

Yeah.
I think that'd be funny.

- This legacy?
- I think it'll be funny.

Do you ever see those birds?
Do you know what I mean?

You know when, like,
a mama bird gives birth

and one of the birds, like,
just isn't making it

and she, like, just throws it
and doesn't take care of it?

- Yeah.
- That's Mistress.

- OK, perfect.
- You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I think
I can handle that.

So just know what
you're getting into.

I understand the game,
you know?

She's just going to use you.

I think it'll be great.

Sure, until it's not.

Until she turns on you.

Turns on me?

She's just so fucking
obsessed with me.

Daughter, read her.

Don't talk about
my mother like that.

- Thank you.
- Wow.

You know what?

I'ma be the first
to say right here.

Tina's been at me,
but I'm not going

to give it to her, because
let me tell you something.

This bitch is obsessed with me.

Ever since I tweeted
that picture of her

in that nasty Skittles wig, she
wants to try to come for me.

And it's like, girl,
give it up, Mary.

When did I ever come for you?

Weren't you the one
sliding into my DMs?

No.

Because I believe you were.

I believe I wasn't the one
who responded if we recall.

I would like
to see the receipts.

I have the receipts, sweetie.

Since we're going there,
let's take it there.

When I tweeted
this picture of Tina,

I reached out because
I didn't want her to be mad,

but she was--

That is not
at all what happened.

She was real
bitter and nasty.

That is not at all
what happened.

I'm going to
bring the receipts.

No, no, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It sounds like a fucking
gay chicken coop in here.

You're a liar. No, baby,
that's not what happened.

No, I'm a lot of things, but
I've never been a liar, bitch.

Don't be mad about
how you look.

If you look like that,
you look like that.

Babe, if you don't want
no one posting a picture,

take it off Getty Images.

Like, I don't what else to say.

And while I'm doing, like,
eight sold-out shows

a week, baby, you can stay
online like that too.

Some of us are online
girlies and some of us

are performance girlies, OK?

The girls are mad.

If we want to pull up bookings,
we can do that too.

Baby, my accountant will
print the bank statements.

We can get it together if
we really want to go there.

- Baby.
- Check my credentials, honey.

Let's go there.
Fuck it.

Listen, let's see
if the longevity is there

when you have
the career later,

you know what I'm saying?

Girl, I'm not talking to you.

Bye, Ronald.

Ooh!

Wow, the girls just get
one little moment

and just hang on to it.

When I gave her that
little bit of attention,

she's craving more.

So I might throw her
another bone.

I might give her
another treat,

'cause she needs
the interaction.

I don't understand why
people will be mad about,

like, you
giving them relevance.

Like, baby, I brought Tina
Burner back to the forefront.

I'll take
a few more followers.

Be grateful.

While you're sitting there
tweeting, I'm doing my shows.

You know what I mean?

Tina, stop.
Stop talking to me.

We all know Mistress
needs a target.

She loves to, like, poke the
bear, you know what I mean?

And, mama, it's working down,
because I could see, like,

the fucking mirror
shattering inside Tina.

I was trying to
slide in her DMs.

Oh, so you had her.

I wanted to go to her
sold-out show and have her

fuck me in the dressing room.

In P-Town or Puerto Vallarta?

Girl, I don't know,
she's worldwide.

She's everywhere.

I'm going to wait for her
to come to Houston.

Mistress is a liar.

She's gaslighting me.

She's trying
to get me to crack.

You're not going to get
me to crack, sweetie.

You just won't.

Baby, you met your match.

You don't scare me.

♪ Cover girl, put the bass
in your walk ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl, put the bass
in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ And what ♪

Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

Tournament of All Stars.

It's Michelle Visage.

Now, Michelle, what is
your lucky number?

Four.

It's the South Plainfield
exit off of Route 287.

Also where I lost
my virginity, so.

The fantastic Ts Madison.

Maddie, what's
your lucky number?

Ru, I have several.

36, 24, 36, and 10.

10?

Child, mm-mm-mm,
that ain't a lucky number.

That's a death sentence.

And she brings it to you
every ball, Susanne Bartsch.

Now, Susanne, what
is your lucky number?

My lucky number is 69.

It's always worked for me,
and we'll have

a good time with that one.

How about 68
and I owe you one?

OK, I'll take it.

This week,
we challenged our All Stars

to create one
high-fashion design

using eight different items.

And tonight on the runway,

category is
Eight Ball Eleganza.

Ooh.

All Stars,
start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Category is
Eight Ball Eleganza.

Up first, Jorgeous.

Mm, call me mellow yellow.

Damn, my dress
is so sickening.

I think my eight elements
mesh well together.

I'm serving leg
and packing on that blush.

Girl, it's getting muggy.

She's one
of the yellow hos of Texas.

Yes, she is.

That's a lot
of mane and tail.

Up next, Kerri Colby.

A-ho-ha.

Shake it, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Careful, you're going
to put somebody's

eyes out with those things.

I am obsessed
with what I am serving.

There's so much movement
going on with this outfit,

and that's really what
I was hoping to achieve.

Ooh, you're jingling, baby.

Go ahead, baby.

I'm feeling
just very Tahiti goddess,

woman of color,

princess, Medusa.

So if you look too long,
you could get in trouble, baby.

What Keith Sweat say?

You got me twisted.

♪ 'Cause you're a star,
baby ♪

Up next,
Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Remember when Angeline
made that workout video?

This is the embodiment of a
Lydia Butthole Kollins look,

because it's the rejection
of traditional glamour.

It's something weird,
kooky, off the wall.

I'll have what she's having.

These have always
brought me--

It feels so heinous,
and I love it.

What exactly was
in her eight ball?

1980s.

Up next,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

For the Michelle Visage
collection.

I'm giving you, like,
kind of jungle safari.

She was just discovered.

The monkeys led her
to the land,

and they taught her
everything, and she's

just here to, like,
stomp the runway.

What do you do
with your anal beads

when they're not up your butt?

You use them as a purse.

I used all the materials
and then some.

Baby, I look expensive.
I look sickening.

My hair looks electrocuted,
bitch, like I

stuck a fork in a socket.

It's giving
head bitch in charge.

That's all this ass.

Yes, honey, there's
a tiger in her tank.

Up next, Nicole Paige Brooks.

Ooh, baby, I'm seeing stars.

Ooh.

Twinkle, twinkle,
little whore.

This look is inspired
by Susanne Bartsch's outfit

that I saw on Instagram.

I look sickening
and my mug is right.

I love this hair.

These legs are for days.

Ass is assed up.

These cakes are caked.

Oh, I know what
movie she was in.

- What?
- "Star Booty."

Oh, OK.

I wonder what her rising is.

Up next, Tina Burner.

She owns 51% of the
Burlington Coat Factory.

I have a cigarette.

I'm just taking a moment,
because I'm so rich.

I'm just smoking
the competition.

That's what I'm doing here,
because I look so stunning.

Oh, this is
a no-smoking zone.

Oh, yeah.

No smoking on the dance floor.

Ooh, gold boss coming up.

I have a fur jacket.

I got these gold pants
up to my titties,

because I got money, honey.

She got this
at Slacks Fifth Avenue.

Check your coat?

Check your colon?

♪ 'Cause you're a star,
baby ♪

Welcome, queens.

Tonight Tournament of All Star
rules are in full effect.

I'll name the top two
All Stars of the week,

and each will receive
two points.

Then the top two will lip sync
for their chance to win

$10,000 and one extra point.

Remember, at the end
of this three-episode bracket,

the top three queens with
the most points will continue

on to the semifinals
with the chance

to ultimately win $200,000.

Yes.

Now it's time for
the judges' critiques,

starting with Jorgeous.

Now, Jorgeous,
before we go to the judges,

point out the eight items
you were given.

We got this flower fabric,
this black trim,

sequins, the plastic,
this fabric, the trim,

and then the ornament.

Where'd the yellow come from?

The yellow too, yes.

Jorgeous, you do
something very smart.

Because you are diminutive,
you do those cutouts

so that you get the most impact
out of those legs.

What's your favorite
part of this outfit?

Honestly, the little
hip area, you know,

because I don't be
wearing no hip pads.

So I need a little
something right there.

You're 24.

You're not wearing
hip pads yet.

- Thank you.
- OK.

"All Stars" season 20.

I like it.

Sexy, flirty.

And you're working it well.

But the way you
put it together,

whether you glued it or sewed
it, well, that's left to be

discussed at a later date.

But you did a good job.

Up next, Kerri Colby.

Please point out
the eight items.

One metal trim here,
beading, blue fabric,

the silver kind of leatherette,
the silver with texture,

the molten chocolate
lava fabric.

Then there is
the rivet trim and then

this little sparkly
skirt moment.

Kerri, this bra top, the way
that you constructed that is

so visually stimulating that--

- Thank you, Auntie.
- Oh, wait a minute.

Oh, wait. Oh.
Oh, you're driving me crazy.

Well, it's giving
very Medusa...

- Thank you.
- Meets Xena Warrior Princess.

I love this look.

There's a lot
of braiding and gluing,

I think, going on there.

But what I loved, Kerri,
is that you came out here

with reckless abandon,
and that is what you need

to do every time we see you.

- I'ma do it.
- Good girl.

Up next,
ladies and gentlemen,

Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Hello.

Can you point out
the eight items?

One, the zebra print fabric.

Two, the green fabric.

Three, the pink fabric.

Four, the fringe.

Five, the metallic fabric.

Six, the black trim.

Seven, the fur.

And eight, the little
dangly things here.

Oh, wow.

I wondered where
that chandelier went.

- Yeah.
- Lydia, it's fabulous.

Zebra thinks pink.

I love the leg warmer vibe.

I love the makeup
and everything, the hair.

Gorgeous.

You did a really good
job here, Butthole.

Thank you.

It's very club.

It's very fun.

The purse is ridiculous.

This whole draping thing was
such a huge thing in the '80s.

The only thing missing
are shoulder pads.

Why didn't you
do shoulder pads?

Well, I do have a little
shoulder paddage going on.

Just a tiny bit.

But I could have added
a little more, I guess.

It definitely took me
back to the '80s, especially

coming out of an eight ball.
- Work. Thank you.

Hey.

Next up,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

So first I have this
animal print fabric.

Number two, I have
this metallic fabric

that I made the corset out of.

And then I have
trim number three

and then trim number four.

I have these bugle beads.

And then I have my
anal beads, number five.

Yes.

And you're going to
have to look closely.

I have two fabrics
on the purse.

So the first is
a black leather.

And then I used
the metallic animal print

blue fabric to line it.

And then I used this handful
of tulle as number eight.

I love this
for obvious reasons.

It's an animal print.

I see the beautiful
finished edge on that skirt,

which I appreciate.

The corsetry is gorgeous.

I love how teeny-tiny
you made your waves.

I think this is the
appropriate size

hair with those frigging hips.

When you hit,
you hit hard, Mistress.

And I think
this is really good.

My favorite are those beads.

The things that I
would do with that bag.

The things that you've
done with that bag.

Hush, Michelle.

Telling my business.

I'm sorry, Maddie.

This is a silhouette
you're known for.

How have you changed
since you were here last?

I haven't changed.

I should been crowned
the first time.

I'm here to give you
perfection all over again.

Up next, from Atlanta, Georgia,
Nicole Paige Brooks.

What are the eight items?

It's all on here.

One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight.

Nicole, I'm so happy
to see you here, honey.

This outfit, it's cute.

I really would love
for you to have

zhuzhed it just a bit more.

And your face is beautiful.

But why you didn't beat it up?

Because it's the world's
biggest platform for drag,

I feel like you got
to give us more.

The hair for me needs
to be at least doubled.

I like you in brunette.
- Uh-huh.

I think it suits you.

But it's got to be bigger.

I'm guessing
you're not a sewer.

No, but I did sew this.

And it reminded me of something
that I saw on Susanne,

but hers is much better.
- I thought so.

I'm flattered.

But I do agree.

It's simple a little bit.

At the same time, having said
that, I actually love that you

used most of the fabrics
to make the different stars,

make a pattern rather
than make a shape.

Manfred Mugler would like it.

Wow, with that gorgeous body,
I understand why you

wanted to do a bathing suit.

You look fantastic.

Thank you.

Up next, Tinta Burnter.

Show me the eight items.

The stone which is on the
shoes, which is number one.

The pants fabric is number two.

The belt is number three.

This fabric is number four.

This is number five.

This is number six.

Wow.

The fur is number seven.

And these earrings
and the cigarette case

was the fabric from the lamp,
which is number eight.

Wow.

So you made
a coat with a zipper

fully lined with faux fur
on the cuffs and the collar.

And you made high-waisted
trousers and a shirt.

Tina, that's outstanding.

Thank you.

Did not know that you
had all of that in you.

Those pants, it's amazing how
that is so well constructed.

I think a couture
career is calling.

Very chic.
Very, very uptown.

I love it.

Last time I was here, you
asked me to step my pussy up.

That's what I'm here to do.

You did it.
It's really, really beautiful.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, All Stars.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

Thank you.

Now, just between
us squirrel friends,

I want to know
what you all think.

We are looking
for the top two All Stars

of the week
based on their eight ball

design presentations.

Lydia was everything.

I thought the way that
she sold it was amazing.

I love the "Flashdance"
'80s meets Bushwick,

and I would wear that any day.

Yeah, anytime you want
to put zebra with a neon,

even neon green, I said it,
I'm here for it.

This is one
of my favorites tonight.

The only thing that could
have made it any better

were huge shoulders, you know.

I really loved Mistress.

I loved the corset.

I loved the makeup.

I thought she looked fabulous.

Here's the one
thing about that look.

We've seen it on her
about 17 times already.

Now, listen,
I'm not mad at anyone

who can find a silhouette that
works for them and then do it.

It looked great,
it was well executed,

and actually, one of
the best of the night.

Mm-hmm.

Y'all, can we just agree
Tina Burner killed it tonight?

She made a coat
with a zipper with faux fur

on the collar and sleeves,
and she lined it in red satin.

The pants were immaculate.

And she decorated the shoes.

I mean, she let us know that
she is in this competition

to go all the way.

Did you know she
could do all that?

- I did not know.
- I didn't either.

I had no idea Tina Burner
had all that in her.

I think she's definitely
invited to Capote's luncheons.

All right, silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

Welcome back, All Stars.

Based on your eight ball
runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

In the Tournament of All Stars,
if you're not in the top,

you are in the bottom.

Lydia.

Mistress.

Tina.

You all ate this challenge.

But the top two All Stars
of the week are...

Tina Burner...

And Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Shit.

Condragulations,
you've each earned two points.

The rest of you may step
to the back of the stage.

Lydia, Tina, this week,
you were both ballers.

But tonight there can
only be one winner.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn a coveted extra point
in our Tournament of All Stars.

The time has come

for you
to Lip Sync for Your Legacy.

I am in the top two
this week.

I have arrived
in this competition.

I am going to just let
this song possess me,

because I want to show these
queens that I'm here to win

and I'm not going down
without a fight.

Pow, pow, pow, pow!

This is my first
Maxi Challenge win,

and it feels good, baby.

But there is an extra point
on the line, honey.

So you know I'm
going to turn it out,

baby, because I have to.

Every point in this
competition is important.

Good luck,
and don't fuck up.

♪ Love sensation ♪

♪ You got me burning up
with your love sensation ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Love sensation ♪

♪ Oh, it's got me
in its spell ♪

♪ It's such a good vibration ♪

♪ A feeling that I know
so well ♪

♪ That you got me burning up
with your love sensation, oh ♪

♪ Love sensation ♪

♪ Sweet sensation ♪

♪ I can't find
the words to explain ♪

♪ You're such
a hot temptation ♪

♪ You just walk right in
and take me away, yeah ♪

♪ And all I want to say
is thank you, baby ♪

♪ 'Cause you're
right on time ♪

♪ Can't you see
that I love nobody else ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

Wow.

I want more.

Wow, that was so good.

All Stars,
I've made my decision.

Lydia Butthole Kollins,
condragulations,

you're a winner, baby.

Bitch.

Girl.

What the fuck
is my life right now?

You've won a cash tip of
$10,000

plus an extra point.

Thank you so much.

Which gives you
a total of three points.

Tinta Burnter, you have
a total of two points.

Jorgeous, Kerri,
Mistress, and Nicole,

please step to the front
of the stage.

All Stars,

with great power comes
great responsibility.

Each week,
the bottom four queens

will each receive one point.

But there is a twist.

You cannot keep
the point for yourself.

You must give it away
to the All Star

you believe
is the MVQ,

or the most valuable queen
of the week.

I'll leave it up to each of you
to decide which All Star

deserves your MVQ point.

Oh, my God.

But choose wisely, because
at the end of this bracket,

the three queens
with the most points

will move on to the semifinals,
and the other queens

will be eliminated.

Condragulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't
love yourself, how in the hell

you going to love
somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen.

Now let the music play.

♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪

Next time on
the Tournament of All Stars...

We're ready to start
giving our MVQs.

You're giving me your point
and then vice versa.

I'm going to swap with you.

You're going to swap with me?

Girl, no, but that's not--
girl, is it giving family ties,

or is it giving bullshit?

For this week's
Maxi Challenge,

we're going to have
ourselves a rapping roast.

- Yes!
- Ooh, yes.

Do any of you
queers have something

sexy I can slip into?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God,
Chappell Roan is here.

Y'all ready for this?

♪ Miss Butthole,
the question is ♪

♪ Whose did you lick
to get back in so quick ♪

♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That's what you are to me ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪