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♪ MTV ♪

This season on the Tournament of All Stars,

18 queens compete in three brackets for a chance

to face off in the finals

and win a grand prize of $200,000.

Last week, Bracket 1 competed in their final episode.

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

you need to transform these red-hot hoopsters

into your very own drag sisters.

Ooh, OK.

Irene the Alien.

I think you two hit the nail on the head.

Bosco.

My first thought was, oh, it's Bella and Gigi Hadid.

The top two All Stars of the week

are Irene the Alien and Bosco.

Condragulations.

You've each earned two points.

Ladies, this is your final chance to impress me,

win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point.

Irene, condragulations. You're a winner, baby.

Yeah, work it up!

The bottom four All Stars.

Each of you has an MVQ point that you must give away.

Choose wisely, because your point

could determine which queens advance to the semifinals.

There's a tie for third place,

and I get to decide what happens.

The drama.

It goes to Aja.

Come on, sis.

And that means, Irene, Bosco, and Aja,

you are advancing to the semifinals.

Thank you.

DeJa, Olivia, Phoenix, you still have a chance

to reenter the competition.

Work.

Each of our regular judges

will choose one eliminated All Star

to be entered into the wild card lottery.

Work.

And then, randomly, one All Star

will be selected to compete in the final

Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

What?

Next week, a new bracket of All Stars

arrives to compete.

Kisses and best wishes to the rest of the brackets,

because we are absolutely going to bring a lifetime supply

of "I'm better than you."

I'm RuPaul Andre Charles.

And I'm Michelle Andre Charles.

Welcome to Bracket 2 of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

Tournament of All Stars.

Now, before we start, let's get our game day

weather report from meteorologist

TS "Thunderstorms" Madison.

Hi, Ru. I'm your weather girl.

And, honey, have I got news for you.

Baby, it's going to be hot with high pressure

and a 100% chance of shade.

Now back to you, Ru. - Thank you, Maddie.

Now, Michelle, are you ready to meet a fresh crop of All Stars?

I love the smell of charisma, uniqueness, nerve,

and talent in the morning.

Mm-hmm.

Welcome to the stage, Bracket 2.

First up, heating up the competition, it's Tina Burner.

Yeah, well, I can feel the burn,

but is there an ointment for that?

I believe so.

Tina Burner on fire like "The Hunger Games."

Back from "RuPaul's Drag Race" season 13.

And I'm ready to smoke the Tournament of All Stars.

Let's turn it and burn it, bitches.

I have been a fan of hers for a long time.

I've seen her working in New York for years.

Hell yeah.

Being in New York queen, I'm very performance based,

very theatrical.

You're fired!

Gangbusters when she came out on that stage.

What am I known for?

Painting Rosé's face.

But also obviously red,

orange, and yellow for the rest of my life.

What I'm getting from you is a bit of predictability.

It's flatlining for me.

I also never need to see

red, orange, and yellow together ever again.

Talk to the ass.

Competing was eye-opening.

It gave me a chance to finally look at myself, reflect on it,

and change some shit.

And now my drag is bigger and better than ever

and less red, orange, and yellow, so.

Now that I had a glow-up, I need a big tournament crown.

She's going for the silver, but can she make the gold?

From the City of Angels, it's Kerri Colby.

This is a label whore who knows how to score.

The trantasy from season 14 is here to play,

giving BWE, baby:

big winner energy.

Keep calm and Kerri Colby.

That was next level.

Even J.Lo is looking at you like, damn.

To be quite honest, from season 14,

I was a mid girl with big potential.

- I can't stop looking at you. - Look all you want.

You want to be beautiful all the time.

I just wanted you to let yourself go.

Just get ugly.

There was a lot of missed opportunities

that I dropped the ball on.

I'm here to be ugly, bitch.

I don't know if this is ugly.

When it's time to be funny and be vulnerable,

I can see a hesitation.

Sashay away.

I would have loved to have stayed longer,

but if I would have stayed longer,

I wouldn't have been able to break and remake

myself to be who I am now.

I'm back to handle unfinished business.

I am a trans baddie made in the doll factory,

and I'm going to dominate.

That's just what it is.

That's the Colby way.

Well, I know the Colby dynasty is strong.

Hunker down, hairy dogs.

It's the return of Nicole Paige Brooks.

It's been a long time.

I know you all missed me.

It's Nicole from Atlanta, Georgia.

Nicole Paige Brooks.

Yes, mama.

She's like Courteney Cox.

My experience on season 2 was short.

Am I allowed to pinch your nipples?

Oh, they bounce too.

This one's jealous.

You know you want to taste the cherry pie.

I'm serious. You know you want the pie.

She got a little lost in the crowd.

If I would have a regret from season 2,

it would be that I was very reserved.

I should have been a little aah,

crazy and loud like I normally am.

But I hope that this time around,

I can show more of my personality and more

of my showgirl aesthetic.

She's wearing her championship belt.

I've been booked and blessed my whole drag career.

I'm still very successful, still

sickening, still can fit everything I wore

on my first season.

Haven't had to change my face to change my career.

Some girls have.

Nicole is making her triumphant

return after 16 years.

Wow.

My pronouns are icon and legend.

Any Nicole is a gold.

And I need my crown.

Houston, we have a problem.

It's Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

Word on the street is that Mistress does

not accept any safe words.

Oh, dear.

What's the motherfucking tea, everybody?

The heavyweight champ is back in the building

for "All Stars" 10.

Run me my coin, run me my crown,

and run that check into the bank.

Mother has arrived.

Mistress cracks me up.

The acting.

The performance.

The snarky attitude.

Shut up, bitches.

Oh, my God, that's a star.

Everything I presented on season 15

was, like, honestly, perfection in my eyes.

You can paint the motherfucking house down.

I did make it to the top four,

and I should have been the top two,

and I should have been the winner.

Fans of the show know that I'm the kind of girl,

I tend to avoid drama.

I don't really get involved in that.

Girl, who the fuck are you talking to?

There goes Lucy being a bitch again.

Your look is kind of cheap, and I don't think

during Snatch Game that you were that funny.

If there's drama in the room, I'm like...

I just can't help but, like, walk towards it.

I like that your name is the Mistress, because I

am totally your bitch tonight.

I'm not here to play, baby. I'm here to slay.

I'm here to get my big one. I'm here to do my big one.

And I'm here to be the big one.

It's time a big, fat, nasty villain wins.

Permission to slay, Mistress.

She's straight out of season 17.

It's Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Surprise, I'm back.

The butthole is freshly plucked, freshly bleached,

pampered, tightened, and ready

for the Tournament of All Stars.

Ladies and gentlemen, Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Oh, Lydia, you're such a dick.

Oh, I know.

During season 17, I made my stain on the main stage

with my irreverence, my gimmicks, my weird looks.

We get it. You're a bottom.

I sent home a couple people.

Arrietty and Miss Kori King.

The star-crossed lovers.

One of them has to die, though.

Sorry.

Now that Kori's gone, I am going

to need another bald Black man to fill that void.

I made it to the top seven,

but I think I lacked intention.

I just would have injected more confidence

into everything that I was doing.

I beg your pardon.

A note to future girls on any season.

If you're thinking of cutting yourself out of your dress,

you better be certain that you can do it.

Sashay away.

Damn these scissors.

She's ready to mash the competition.

I am so ready to compete.

I never left the competition mindset.

I'm just dipping back into it.

I know that I'm an All Star.

I'm just cut perfect.

Oh, my God.

And I'm ready to just completely gape everyone.

Well, I hear she's twice baked, if you know what I mean.

Last but not least, say hellotus to Jorgeous.

Everything's bigger in Texas, except this queen.

Mama, you better watch out.

It's your girl Jorgeous from season 14, "All Stars" 9,

and I'm back again, badder and better than ever.

It's getting muggy in here.

Uh.

Ah. - Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

On season 14, Jorgeous was a little baby girl,

was scared of comedy challenges, acting.

You looked defeated.

Coming back to "All Stars" 9, I definitely grew up.

You're like a little travel-sized drag queen.

- The daddies love it. - I bet.

I made a breakthrough with my comedy.

Angeria is so country, she eats ass

with a side of mustard greens, bitch.

I feel like I mastered my craft.

You just have completely changed

the trajectory of your career in this competition.

I feel like I could do anything at this point.

Aah!

Now coming back to "All Stars" 10,

girl, she's all grown up.

My twink death is coming soon.

I'm basically like a daddy now.

I'm in my top era.

"Top era."

Bring on the bitches, literally.

I'm ready to take each one of them down.

It's going to be gaggy.

The pint-sized powerhouse is back.

Welcome, queens.

Let's break down the Tournament of All Stars rules.

In this preliminary round, no one will be eliminated.

Oh, bitch.

Yes.

Instead, you'll be competing for points.

Now, the three All Stars from this bracket with the most

points will advance to the semifinals, where

you'll face off against the top three from the other brackets.

Oh, that's really fucking cool.

Brackets and points, mama.

This feels like the gayest tournament ever.

Go, team.

Whoo, whoo, whoo.

And in the final Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown,

the top All Stars will battle it out for the grand

prize of $200,000.

Ooh.

Bitch. Yes.

Give me my coin.

- Now, Michelle. - Yes.

Tell the queens how the point system works.

Thanks, Ru.

Every week, the top two All Stars

will receive two points each.

Those two queens will Lip Sync for Their Legacy,

and the winner of the lip sync will receive an extra point...

Three.

Plus a cash tip of $10,000.

- Yes. - But wait, there is more.

In a Tournament of All Stars twist,

an additional four points will be awarded each episode.

Well, yes.

But more on that later.

There is a little je ne sais quoi

whenever Ru has a secret.

It's about to be stunts, shows, and shenanigans.

Now, for your first Tournament of All Stars

Maxi Challenge, we're throwing an Eight Ball.

Booty bumps not allowed.

Damn it.

But don't let the number fool you.

You need to create one high-fashion look,

but you'll need to incorporate all eight

items that you'll find inside your very own eight ball.

Oh, my God.

Eight items, one outfit.

And yes, we will be counting.

So while you de-drag in the Werk Room, I'll have my dealer

deliver your eight balls.

- Ooh. - Period.

Ding-ding, motherfucker.

Get in the game, because I'm here to play.

And I'm going for a home run.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

Yes.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With extra-special guest judge Suzanne Bartsch.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Ugh, somebody pass me the kitten heel, bitch.

I tried to upgrade for All Stars.

Baby, let me kick her off real quick.

Oh, my God.

It feels good being back home.

It's like I never even left.

This Tournament of All Stars is bigger,

better, boobier than ever.

OK, Anastasia.

OK.

Some things don't change.

I know that all these bitches are going to be tough to beat.

And right now, everyone's kind of, like,

sussing each other out.

I'm back on season 10 of "All Stars."

Period.

It's like when you put dogs in a dog park.

A lot of sniffing. Very sniffy.

What's under your ass be saying?

Bottom side up.

Wait, I want to get into what these little things are

over here.

I cannot believe I am back in the Werk Room again.

These are cute.

I was just here.

I think I should change the Tina 00 to 10.

You know what I'm saying? One for every inch.

As soon as I see the locker and the scoreboard,

it really puts it into perspective for me.

I'm playing with the big kids now.

Hello, Miss Butthole, how are you?

Hello. I'm great. How are you?

It's good to see you.

You know, it's interesting to see you.

The last time I saw you, you were roasting me.

Mistress, I'm honestly surprised

you could be on "Drag Race," bitch.

You're not racing anyone.

I'm about to get my lick back.

- Yeah. - Hi, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. - Congratulations.

- Thank you. - So quick return.

I'm so honored to be on this season with a season 2 girl.

- I started doing drag in 1995. - Work.

I was born in 2001. - Oh, get out of here.

Hello, Mistress.

Hi, sweetie. How are you?

It's a pleasure to see you.

Where's the rainbow wig?

I'd be lying if I said that I'm glad to see Mistress.

We need the rainbow wig.

Where's the shade?

Mistress and I, we don't even know each other.

But she thought it'd be real funny to post

a picture--insert picture--

of me in some horrible wig to say good morning.

I don't trust her.

Good morning.

What happened to good morning?

She's a strong competitor.

I also think she's a fire starter.

But, baby, I'm Tina Burner.

It doesn't get hotter than that.

Rip that shit off.

- Don't you rip that. - Fuck that bitch.

She's got to return it.

How does it feel being back after you've

been gone for so long?

I mean, everything is so much bigger.

Even you.

I know you're fucking lying.

Even though I'm meeting Mistress for the first time,

she's an instant sister just because you have the last name.

I mean, you can't be in the House of Brooks

and not be sickening.

Period.

No matter which line you're from.

I think we're two different Brookses,

but they claim each other.

Look, we're two separate Brookses,

but, you know, we don't have to let them in on that.

We'll let it be.

Hopefully, it's a built-in alliance.

I mean, we only have three weeks, so

I think an alliance would help.

OK, so what is the tactic?

Are we playing nice with the girls, or what is it giving?

Fuck all these people.

It's just us at the end. We don't need even a third.

I love it.

Two Brookses in the top three of season 10?

Can't wait. - Clock it.

I think Nicole really wants to make a Brooks family thing,

and I'm totally down to be Nicole's alliance,

because my strategy is to make alliances with everyone

and allow them to act first and then I'll act as I want.

How do you feel about being back?

I'm excited.

I feel like the one thing that's so different,

like, I'm not nervous at all.

- Yeah. - Like, I'm just like,

let's do it. - Yes.

Me and Kerri are from season 14 together,

and she has blossomed to, like, this most

beautiful, gorgeous woman.

So I feel like she's definitely going to bring it,

but not as much as me, though.

The other girls, they are sickening too.

- They are. - Fucking Mistress.

She's the boldest bitch I ever fucking met.

There's a lot of giggling over here, bitch.

I love Mistress.

We have known each other ever since I was, like, 17,

and we basically started doing drag together.

Kerri, you missed the memo.

Texas girls are supposed to wear an updo.

You're supposed to give an updo.

We always had, like, a good connection with each other.

And the fact that we're both here in this competition

together is kind of gaggy.

Come on, Texas girls.

We are in the house.

- Texas in the house. - Dallas, Houston.

I'm originally from Dallas.

Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio.

I feel like we just get each other.

The girls that get it get it.

And my ass is moving on to the next round.

So who's going with me?

Oh, clock it.

- Like-- - Clock it.

Bitch.

I would love to have an alliance with my Texas divas,

because Ru didn't tell us anything about these

extra four points, and I feel like

they could be some booby traps,

so I need to keep my eyes peeled.

Head in the game.

It's "All Stars," baby.

Kerri, if you don't come right now,

you're not in my alliance no more.

What'd I do?

Come here if you want to be in this alliance.

Hold on, ho.

Do we think alliances are going to be a thing?

Look at these girls over there.

Already. - Yeah, maybe.

They're forming a-- Charlie's Angels over there.

Look, Tina Burner is trying to make

Lydia her drag daughter, and that's what's scaring me.

Is that what's happening?

I just feel like Tina's horny.

I wouldn't jump right off the bat

and try to jump in with somebody.

Yeah.

Because you got to know what their intentions are.

Because you could form an alliance and this person

could see you as competition and then ax you on purpose.

- Yeah. - I mean, all bets are off.

Right.

Maybe I'll just be myself.

Yeah, maybe I'll just be myself too.

Yeah, right next to you, though, right next to you.

Yeah.

I mean, I'll look out for you maybe.

Maybe I'll look out for you.

Tina Burner on fire like "The Hunger Games."

Oh, mommy.

Oh, shit. - Oh!

Oh!

Over there.

all: Hi!

Bring in the balls.

Happy Father's Day.

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

we have to take eight mystery items

and combine them for one amazing look

that's going to gag the judges.

- Oh, there's a letter. - Yes.

- Oh, well. - Read that.

Come on, grandma, read the letter.

Come on. - Can you read?

Bitch. OK.

"Your first eight ball is free.

"One ball each.

"No peeks inside before you choose.

XO, Ru."

OK, well, let's not worry about it, then.

The Brooks girls go first. - Ah, this is heavy.

Oh, mine's falling.

I'm such a lazy bitch when it comes

to sewing and creating things,

but I'm actually very good at it.

So I'm not trying to reinvent the wheel.

I just want to bring absolute perfection.

Let me see what I got.

Three, two, one, balls, Tina.

Bitch, that's going to look good.

And we have to use all eight of these, right?

All--everything has to be used and visible.

Oh, my goodness.

Bitch, I got a bathroom mat.

Come on, bathroom mat.

Girl, that's the skirt right there, honey.

What about this, honey?

Baby, I am excited about a design challenge.

I love anything creative.

OK.

I know how to sew.

But I'm looking down at this fabric and everything I have,

and I'm getting overwhelmed.

When I had my dog, that was the carpet right by the door.

All eight materials need to be seen on this one outfit

in a way that ties together.

I mean, the obvious choice would be to use this as a hat.

It's hard, but I'm ready to play.

I'm going to give you a fashion show, baby.

On my season, like, I ripped apart a bean bag

and, like, sewed it for filth with side zippers

and everything like that.

And they were just like, it's all right.

It's OK.

It's Ronda McDonald.

Wait, didn't you go home on that one?

Oh.

How dare you?

Oh.

How many outfits did you do yours on your season?

So all of my runway looks were me.

All of your runways?

You heard that correct.

- What? - What?

Yeah, y'all shaking now.

Who made all their runways?

I don't know, who?

That's--wow.

That's wow.

What do you mean that the bitch made all of her looks?

That's, like, criminally insane.

I don't want to compete with that, ew.

Hats off to you, Miss Butthole.

And honestly, I'm gagged to see her back.

I don't know if I really see a glow-up because she

is back, like, so immediate.

I hope she's ready, because "All Stars" is not the time

to learn anything about yourself.

It is bring what you got and slay.

I swear, I'm so manic.

I kind of just get an idea and I'm just like, go for it.

That's how I am too, but that didn't work out for me too good

last design challenge I did, so I'm trying

to really think this time.

I had a very strange relationship with the design

challenges on season 17, especially

because I was in the bottom two for a design challenge.

I was really trying to reinvent the wheel.

This time, I am coming at this with a more focused

and intentional point of view.

What else can you be besides a lampshade?

- Look. - Sister girl.

I'm stumped. I'm stumped.

Free stone. OK.

- Oh, wait, that's not a stone. - It's a sequin.

Sequinsed.

In my time of doing "Drag Race,"

I have done four design challenges,

and I definitely feel like the looks

that I made in the past were a little too simple,

and I don't want to be simple no more.

This time, I want to come in with a silhouette

that I've never done before and blow it out of the park.

Through the moon.

OK, it all does go, though.

This is what ties it all together.

Because if you look, the colors of the flowers are everywhere.

Oh, yeah. You know what?

We're an alliance. I got you, girl.

Oh, they said, we're an alliance.

That's crazy. - We're Team Texas.

Are you in, Mistress?

- Yes. - Are you Team Texas?

No, she's Miss Brooks, honey. Pay attention.

Team Texas, baby.

She's House of Brooks.

Ladies, stop. You're tearing me apart.

There's enough of you to go around.

Oh!

The girls are ready to play this game with me.

See, I'ma give you one more.

OK.

If you know anything about me,

if you've ever watched this show,

you should know I'm going to come in with some shenanigans

and chaos.

Now, wait a damn minute.

Girl, that looks like a fucking muumuu.

Take that shit off.

- Wait a fucking minute. - Take that off.

But it's going to be cute.

That's giving granny's muumuu.

Don't start with me, Mistress.

It's too early for your shit.

Hey, All Stars.

Hello, Mother.

Hi, Mother.

Tina.

Yes, Mommie Dearest.

Bring it to me.

I don't have an ax, but I do have a sketch.

Oh, boy.

The richness of it all.

Oh, my gosh.

I know that you know how to sew.

Yeah. Here's my picture.

Those are some big bell sleeves, a cinched waist.

These are going to be the gold pants.

Yeah.

And then what we're going to do

is this is going to be, like, the top.

And then there's this fur over here.

What I want to try to do is, like, a fur cape.

- Mm-hmm. - And there's the gold chain,

which is going to be the belt. - Mm-hmm.

It's very, like I said, Elaine Stritch,

"Ladies Who Lunch,"

like we're going out for a martini.

I love that.

Now, you are back in this competition.

Yeah.

What you been doing since then?

Touring, now on my third residency

in Provincetown and Puerto Vallarta.

And I tour with my solo shows after that,

all over the world.

- Did you watch your season? - I did.

It's hard to watch.

I looked at my makeup and I went, nobody told me?

You know what I mean? All those years in New York?

Nightclubs are different from television.

- 100%. - Yeah.

You didn't win any Maxi Challenges.

I didn't.

Why do you think that is?

Because I think I didn't give you 100% of myself.

Like, I slayed a lot of these challenges,

but there was just something missing.

Coming here was like summer camp, summer camp for queens.

And it made me push myself 3,000 times harder.

I never thought that I could reach new levels

and find new things about myself in my drag,

in my performance.

Wow.

I am so happy to have you back here.

I'm so excited to be here.

Ever since leaving "Drag Race,"

I've never worked harder in my life.

My face is fixed, my outfits are elevated,

and I'm ready to win my first challenge.

Hello, gorgeous.

So here you are back in this competition.

Yes.

What made you decide to come back?

You know, I'm here to revise my résumé.

Uh-huh.

And my mom came in, and she really blew

the roof off of everything.

So I was like, I think I need to do one more round.

Just one more.

All right, so you got your eight ball.

Yes.

And now, I don't remember if you

could pull an outfit together on the sewing machine.

Sewing machines are not my forte, nor my ministry.

But I am good at sketching, and I'm good at putting

a little something together.

Not your forte or your ministry.

- Mm-mm. - What is your ministry?

Cunt-fidence. You know.

Cunty confidence.

Yes.

I love that.

So who is your biggest competition?

Myself, honestly.

And I think I learned that a lot from being here last time.

I got so in my way.

And it was really heartbreaking

going home and then watching it all play back.

Even just when I was seeing me handle critiques,

I was like, oh, like, that bitch is so deflated.

Like, she just doesn't believe in herself

and she didn't rise to the occasion.

She more sunk.

And I'm very determined to not allow that to happen this time.

Listen, you are such a bright star.

We are so happy to have you back.

Thank you. I'm so happy to be back.

I'ma prove you right. I'ma prove you right.

Well, Nicole Paige Brooks.

You are back in the game.

You've got acrylics on?

No, no acrylics. That was a rumor.

I don't do acrylics.

That's something your makeup artist started.

Shady bitch.

Nicole has acrylic toenails with white French tips.

Season 2.

We hadn't even figured this thing out yet.

No.

And what's been going on with you since then?

Traveling the world on my two episodes.

Oh, my God.

I know you can't tell by how successful I am that you

threw me out so early.

I'm so happy that you are here.

You are one of the founding queens of this franchise.

So you're making an outfit.

Do you know how to sew?

I learned a week ago.

So this is my second dress,

and I'm the first one with anything sewn, I think, so.

And I think I made a jacket. - OK.

You walked the runway in a very jersey, flowing kind of--

I know, and this is kind of giving that same thing.

Yeah.

Oh.

It's the same silhouette.

And if she's already noticing it just at this little chat,

then I definitely shouldn't wear it.

Now what am I going to do?

So you are Phoenix's drag mother.

Shawna Brooks is my drag mother.

Phoenix is my daughter.

Destiny Brooks is my sister.

Tara Nicole Brooks is in Wilmington, my other sister.

And Mistress Brooks is part of that?

She's with the Texas Brookses.

Her mother is Chevelle Brooks.

Is there a camaraderie already formed

because you're both Brookses?

I think so, but she's so shady,

you don't know if it's real or not.

Blink if you feel afraid for your life.

There's something in my eye.

Mistress.

Yes, Mother?

Hey, welcome back.

Before I show you this, I do have a question.

I came in here being very congenial.

Nicole Paige Brooks, she was like, oh,

let's pretend to be family.

But now I hear this bitch talking shit.

So what was she saying at the table?

She just wasn't sure if your care and love was authentic.

Well, it's not.

- It's not? - No.

The girls here think I'm shady,

but I call it being congenial.

No, I'm a sweetheart.

That's a beautiful collection of things.

Were all these things in your eight ball?

They were in my eight ball.

You know, the only thing I'm really struggling with

is utilizing the blue fabrics as, like, an accent.

So I think I'm going to turn it into a purse.

I'm making a corset from scratch.

I'm going to do these huge ruched gloves.

My style is very grand Texas drag,

so I want that to reflect in the challenge.

Wow. Well, thank you.

You get back to work.

Cannot wait to see it.

Yes, most definitely. Thank you.

All right, thank you.

Hello, Jorgeous. - Hi.

Should I put this right here?

Yeah, that's perfect.

You're a TV veteran.

You know where that goes.

Oh, yes, I basically moved in here.

I came with the building at this point.

I know.

This is your third time in this competition.

Y'all just can't get enough of me.

How old are you?

I'm 24 now.

I competed here when I was 21 the first time.

See, if you were over here, I would slap you.

Oh, my God, do it.

You already slapped me so many times

in "Meeting in the Ladies' Room."

Yes.

- I'm so funny. - You gave it to me good, mama.

You gave it to me good.

And I needed it.

I see you making a little cunt outfit there.

Well, yes, well, you should have seen,

like, the beginning process of it.

Everyone thought I was wearing a muumuu and everything.

I'm like, girl, no, you know what I give.

You know Jorgeous. - Yes.

You know she be serving the legs and all this stuff.

Now, someone told me a story that in Texas,

when you were a baby drag queen,

your mother would take you to different gigs.

Is that true?

Yes, also my older gay brother.

And we would take the Greyhound all for $30.

And that's how I ended up meeting

Mistress was on the road.

The gigs, the gigs, the gigs.

They never stop, mama.

I love this story. There needs to be a movie made.

Who would play you in this movie?

Might as well be J.Lo at this point.

I mean, why not?

If the girls didn't know before, now you know.

Mama Ru cannot get enough of me.

She loves me. And guess what.

Yes, I am their biggest competition,

because I'm going to give it to Ru every single time.

And then you could play my brother traveling around

on the Greyhound with me, like, doing this,

doing that, you know.

- Honestly. - Honestly.

- J.Lo and the queen. - J.Lo and the queen.

But at the same time, the pressure is on,

because it's my third time back, girl.

I know the whole game and how it works,

so I need to bring it.

I have no excuse.

- Sister. - What?

You were cutting up a little too much for my liking.

Not too much.

Well, sister, you know that's my girl.

Sweetie, that's your girl, but that's my mother.

So not too much.

Hello again.

Oh, my gosh.

Lydia Butthole Kollins.

In the flesh.

Now, when you were here before,

you left quite the impression.

And when you were gone, you were missed.

Well, I missed you guys too.

I love this color combination here.

Thank you. I mean, I like it too.

It's so Pittsburgh hooker.

Yes, very much.

- Do you have a sketch there? - I do, yeah.

- Oh, my gosh. - Rocker situation.

That's really gorgeous right there.

- Thank you. - It's so much fun.

Work.

Do you think any of these girls are competition for you?

Oh, yeah. Completely.

But I'm not worried. - No?

- No. - Are you sure?

Yes.

OK.

Can't wait to see what you turn out.

Thank you, Mother. Thank you for having me.

Honestly, it's a little daunting to be back this soon.

And I feel like now I have to prove to all of these queens

and RuPaul and myself that me coming back so soon

was not a mistake.

Listen up, All Stars.

Tomorrow you'll present your Eight Ball Eleganza

on the main stage, where we will be joined

by our extra-special guest judge,

nightlife icon and my good friend Susanne Bartsch.

Oh, my God!

I love her.

So good luck, and don't fuck it up.

Oh, shit.

Well, after your TED Talk with mother,

are you keeping your same concept?

Are you changing anything up?

Well, I'm going to do, like, a little swimsuit thing

and go a little bit more New York instead of grandma.

I felt like I was getting in the granny section.

Well, you do that already on your own, baby.

Bitch.

You know.

That's just my age demographic.

But she still dress like a 12-year-old.

Juvenile and no sense of style.

What? No, I'm just kidding.

These girls are all in the new RuPaul era.

You know what I mean?

And I don't think anybody thinks I'm competition.

I think because I've been gone so long,

they still see the same queen that was on season 2.

I'm pretty impressed with myself right now

that I made a dress that I probably won't wear.

But only 30 years later in drag did I learn how to sew.

Thing is, I didn't really get to show

very much on season 2.

They're about to learn it.

Nobody's on my level.

Please, girl.

My level?

Nobody's that high.

Do you feel there's a lot of pressure

because you haven't been here since season 2?

Do you feel like--

I'm a woman of a certain age.

So if I had to come back three times, like Gorgeous.

Sister, get her.

Get her.

She's gathering me right now. Hold on.

Jorgeous is so fucking adorable.

But we're not going to tell her that.

She's tough competition.

Ru loves her. Great.

That makes me nervous. I don't like that.

So we're going to push her down some stairs or something.

Auntie, you got a problem with Jorgeous?

'Cause I'm feeling, like, some animosity.

Oh, I didn't even see her. Is she here?

- Oh! - Oh, wait a damn minute.

I wasn't looking down.

I can't even think of anything right now, I'm so mad.

Uh-oh, I done upset the tiny one.

Sister, she's wearing you out.

Girl, I'm over the girls already.

Bring on the new bitches, please.

Don't be bothered by the elders.

If something goes wrong, just let me know first.

I would say the same, but I don't know if you need my help.

I do. I'm sure I will.

You're going to be over here fitting me.

Yeah, work.

I'll fit you. You fit me.

It'll all work out, you know? - Oh, yeah.

I like where we're going here.

Me and Lydia, I'm not going to say we

have an alliance, but I will say

maybe we have a pre-alliance.

You know, I'm at that application to give in to apply

for perhaps an alliance.

So I might need your help sooner than later.

OK.

What's up?

Just with the stitching.

When it skips like that on, like, stretch fabric like this,

what is the tea? - Let me see.

And also, like, I don't know, I like Lydia.

I just can't find the hole.

Yeah. I've heard that about you.

I was like-- as I said it, I went, oh.

I really admire Tina.

I'm coming into this as a fan of her,

and we're flirting a little bit.

But back on my season, I sort of developed a romance

with Kori King.

So I am in this competition for myself and no one else.

See, I kind of know how to sew, like, kind of.

You going to be a full-time seamstress after this?

Oh, fully absolutely never.

This is reminding me how much I appreciate

the amazing gifts of seamstresses worldwide.

At this point, I'm seeing the vision.

It's going to have movement.

It's going to have frills.

Honestly, I low-key want to wear this outfit

at, like, the next Coachella.

I'm just not sure that I can do it.

OK, I'ma just keep doing these until I pass out,

'cause I'ma need a lot of them.

I am absolutely feeling the pressure.

No, what the fuck?

No.

This is the first challenge,

and first impressions do matter.

So even though I'm not a designing girly,

I am determined to rise to the occasion.

No Viagra needed.

Isabella.

Isabella.

Isabella.

Isabella, how you doing over there?

Who the fuck is Isabella, baby?

She's Isabelle.

Isabelle. Oh.

Isabelle.

You know what?

I'm hearing a lot of bitches talking and then I'm looking,

I'm seeing muumuus and scraps pieced together.

This is the working girls section.

I'm very in the zone right now.

It is definitely taking me longer than I thought to make

this corset from scratch.

Mistress, you doing some seam ripping?

I am.

The cutting is wearing me out.

The sewing is wearing me out.

The piecing together is wearing me out.

Tina Burner being in the same room as me is wearing me out.

- What do you think? - I love it.

I think you should wear that and nothing else.

Kerri Colby braiding fabric is wearing me out.

It's going to be such a long night.

I know.

Jorgeous making her muumuu is wearing me out.

If you're not into fashion, then you're a loser.

Oh?

Nicole Paige Brooks' arts and crafts

is just annoying me.

Ooh, wait a minute.

But none of these bitches are going to distract me

and slow me down.

Guys, honestly, the competition

is starting to heat up.

Like, I feel it.

Is it going to be a long night?

Tell me.

Oh, my God, it's Runway Day, everybody.

Good morning.

We are getting ready to present our eight ball

looks on the runway today.

Sister, why is this not hemmed?

Sister, I'm not done yet.

What happened to the rest of the dress?

Yes, ma'am, mama, it's a napkin.

These bitches thought I was going to have

a muumuu, all that shit.

No, mama, I'm going to show y'all a sickening couture look.

And honestly, by the looks around the room,

I'm like, oh, do I have this in the bag today?

I'm wearing less than she is, though.

Miss Paul told me that the thing I was making

is kind of like my entry look.

So I turned my dress into a bodysuit,

and my outfit is kind of based on something I just

saw Susanne Bartsch wearing.

And so hopefully I don't get read for it.

Where are you sitting?

Are we sitting next to each other?

Everybody scoot down one.

Let me be right here, baby.

- Brooks in this mirror, honey. - Yes, yes.

This is the Brooks mirror. - Slide down.

Oh, jeez.

Look at all this stuff you need to get ready.

This is a lot. - Yeah.

Look at mine.

Baby, I like to come prepared.

I'm not a soft, sensible woman like you.

Do you think you have a good, solid chance?

I think I do.

I mean, what I've seen, it looks very clean.

It's very, like, Samantha,

"Sex and the City." - Ooh, yes.

You know, like, we all want to be a Samantha, baby.

Yep. I mean, I love Carrie, but no one wants to be Carrie.

Nobody wants to be Carrie.

What the fuck, bitch?

No, not you.

Wow.

Not you.

Anytime I hear "I love Kerri, but,"

the only but should be this one right here.

OK.

Hey, sister, I have a question for you.

Say we're in the top two today, right?

OK, so we're in la-la land.

Just suspend your disbelief for a minute.

Would you then adopt me?

Oh, so you want to be my drag daughter?

Well, I'm auditioning for the role.

Mistress is just a very well-rounded,

good-ass drag queen and very scary and very mean.

But that draws me to her.

You know what?

We'll see if you impress me today,

and then we'll assess from there.

Because I looked over and I could tell you need help.

The wigs look a little flat, a little dry,

and we're going to get it together.

That's exactly why I need you as my mother.

You're not even using a beauty blender.

It's giving 25¢ sponge.

You know, it's scary out here.

The girls are struggling.

Just you wait, Mother.

Sister. Sorry.

Sister for now.

Don't get ahead of yourself.

I don't know if Lydia's evil enough to be my daughter,

but who am I to deny a young child a bright future?

Because I believe the children are the future.

It's our job to make them rotted.

You really want to be part of that legacy?

Yeah. I think that'd be funny.

- This legacy? - I think it'll be funny.

Do you ever see those birds? Do you know what I mean?

You know when, like, a mama bird gives birth

and one of the birds, like, just isn't making it

and she, like, just throws it and doesn't take care of it?

- Yeah. - That's Mistress.

- OK, perfect. - You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I think I can handle that.

So just know what you're getting into.

I understand the game, you know?

She's just going to use you.

I think it'll be great.

Sure, until it's not.

Until she turns on you.

Turns on me?

She's just so fucking obsessed with me.

Daughter, read her.

Don't talk about my mother like that.

- Thank you. - Wow.

You know what?

I'ma be the first to say right here.

Tina's been at me, but I'm not going

to give it to her, because let me tell you something.

This bitch is obsessed with me.

Ever since I tweeted that picture of her

in that nasty Skittles wig, she wants to try to come for me.

And it's like, girl, give it up, Mary.

When did I ever come for you?

Weren't you the one sliding into my DMs?

No.

Because I believe you were.

I believe I wasn't the one who responded if we recall.

I would like to see the receipts.

I have the receipts, sweetie.

Since we're going there, let's take it there.

When I tweeted this picture of Tina,

I reached out because I didn't want her to be mad,

but she was--

That is not at all what happened.

She was real bitter and nasty.

That is not at all what happened.

I'm going to bring the receipts.

No, no, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It sounds like a fucking gay chicken coop in here.

You're a liar. No, baby, that's not what happened.

No, I'm a lot of things, but I've never been a liar, bitch.

Don't be mad about how you look.

If you look like that, you look like that.

Babe, if you don't want no one posting a picture,

take it off Getty Images.

Like, I don't what else to say.

And while I'm doing, like, eight sold-out shows

a week, baby, you can stay online like that too.

Some of us are online girlies and some of us

are performance girlies, OK?

The girls are mad.

If we want to pull up bookings, we can do that too.

Baby, my accountant will print the bank statements.

We can get it together if we really want to go there.

- Baby. - Check my credentials, honey.

Let's go there. Fuck it.

Listen, let's see if the longevity is there

when you have the career later,

you know what I'm saying?

Girl, I'm not talking to you.

Bye, Ronald.

Ooh!

Wow, the girls just get one little moment

and just hang on to it.

When I gave her that little bit of attention,

she's craving more.

So I might throw her another bone.

I might give her another treat,

'cause she needs the interaction.

I don't understand why people will be mad about,

like, you giving them relevance.

Like, baby, I brought Tina Burner back to the forefront.

I'll take a few more followers.

Be grateful.

While you're sitting there tweeting, I'm doing my shows.

You know what I mean?

Tina, stop. Stop talking to me.

We all know Mistress needs a target.

She loves to, like, poke the bear, you know what I mean?

And, mama, it's working down, because I could see, like,

the fucking mirror shattering inside Tina.

I was trying to slide in her DMs.

Oh, so you had her.

I wanted to go to her sold-out show and have her

fuck me in the dressing room.

In P-Town or Puerto Vallarta?

Girl, I don't know, she's worldwide.

She's everywhere.

I'm going to wait for her to come to Houston.

Mistress is a liar.

She's gaslighting me.

She's trying to get me to crack.

You're not going to get me to crack, sweetie.

You just won't.

Baby, you met your match.

You don't scare me.

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ And what ♪

Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

Tournament of All Stars.

It's Michelle Visage.

Now, Michelle, what is your lucky number?

Four.

It's the South Plainfield exit off of Route 287.

Also where I lost my virginity, so.

The fantastic Ts Madison.

Maddie, what's your lucky number?

Ru, I have several.

36, 24, 36, and 10.

10?

Child, mm-mm-mm, that ain't a lucky number.

That's a death sentence.

And she brings it to you every ball, Susanne Bartsch.

Now, Susanne, what is your lucky number?

My lucky number is 69.

It's always worked for me, and we'll have

a good time with that one.

How about 68 and I owe you one?

OK, I'll take it.

This week, we challenged our All Stars

to create one high-fashion design

using eight different items.

And tonight on the runway,

category is Eight Ball Eleganza.

Ooh.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Category is Eight Ball Eleganza.

Up first, Jorgeous.

Mm, call me mellow yellow.

Damn, my dress is so sickening.

I think my eight elements mesh well together.

I'm serving leg and packing on that blush.

Girl, it's getting muggy.

She's one of the yellow hos of Texas.

Yes, she is.

That's a lot of mane and tail.

Up next, Kerri Colby.

A-ho-ha.

Shake it, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Careful, you're going to put somebody's

eyes out with those things.

I am obsessed with what I am serving.

There's so much movement going on with this outfit,

and that's really what I was hoping to achieve.

Ooh, you're jingling, baby.

Go ahead, baby.

I'm feeling just very Tahiti goddess,

woman of color,

princess, Medusa.

So if you look too long, you could get in trouble, baby.

What Keith Sweat say?

You got me twisted.

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Up next, Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Remember when Angeline made that workout video?

This is the embodiment of a Lydia Butthole Kollins look,

because it's the rejection of traditional glamour.

It's something weird, kooky, off the wall.

I'll have what she's having.

These have always brought me--

It feels so heinous, and I love it.

What exactly was in her eight ball?

1980s.

Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

For the Michelle Visage collection.

I'm giving you, like, kind of jungle safari.

She was just discovered.

The monkeys led her to the land,

and they taught her everything, and she's

just here to, like, stomp the runway.

What do you do with your anal beads

when they're not up your butt?

You use them as a purse.

I used all the materials and then some.

Baby, I look expensive. I look sickening.

My hair looks electrocuted, bitch, like I

stuck a fork in a socket.

It's giving head bitch in charge.

That's all this ass.

Yes, honey, there's a tiger in her tank.

Up next, Nicole Paige Brooks.

Ooh, baby, I'm seeing stars.

Ooh.

Twinkle, twinkle, little whore.

This look is inspired by Susanne Bartsch's outfit

that I saw on Instagram.

I look sickening and my mug is right.

I love this hair.

These legs are for days.

Ass is assed up.

These cakes are caked.

Oh, I know what movie she was in.

- What? - "Star Booty."

Oh, OK.

I wonder what her rising is.

Up next, Tina Burner.

She owns 51% of the Burlington Coat Factory.

I have a cigarette.

I'm just taking a moment, because I'm so rich.

I'm just smoking the competition.

That's what I'm doing here, because I look so stunning.

Oh, this is a no-smoking zone.

Oh, yeah.

No smoking on the dance floor.

Ooh, gold boss coming up.

I have a fur jacket.

I got these gold pants up to my titties,

because I got money, honey.

She got this at Slacks Fifth Avenue.

Check your coat?

Check your colon?

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Welcome, queens.

Tonight Tournament of All Star rules are in full effect.

I'll name the top two All Stars of the week,

and each will receive two points.

Then the top two will lip sync for their chance to win

$10,000 and one extra point.

Remember, at the end of this three-episode bracket,

the top three queens with the most points will continue

on to the semifinals with the chance

to ultimately win $200,000.

Yes.

Now it's time for the judges' critiques,

starting with Jorgeous.

Now, Jorgeous, before we go to the judges,

point out the eight items you were given.

We got this flower fabric, this black trim,

sequins, the plastic, this fabric, the trim,

and then the ornament.

Where'd the yellow come from?

The yellow too, yes.

Jorgeous, you do something very smart.

Because you are diminutive, you do those cutouts

so that you get the most impact out of those legs.

What's your favorite part of this outfit?

Honestly, the little hip area, you know,

because I don't be wearing no hip pads.

So I need a little something right there.

You're 24.

You're not wearing hip pads yet.

- Thank you. - OK.

"All Stars" season 20.

I like it.

Sexy, flirty.

And you're working it well.

But the way you put it together,

whether you glued it or sewed it, well, that's left to be

discussed at a later date.

But you did a good job.

Up next, Kerri Colby.

Please point out the eight items.

One metal trim here, beading, blue fabric,

the silver kind of leatherette, the silver with texture,

the molten chocolate lava fabric.

Then there is the rivet trim and then

this little sparkly skirt moment.

Kerri, this bra top, the way that you constructed that is

so visually stimulating that--

- Thank you, Auntie. - Oh, wait a minute.

Oh, wait. Oh. Oh, you're driving me crazy.

Well, it's giving very Medusa...

- Thank you. - Meets Xena Warrior Princess.

I love this look.

There's a lot of braiding and gluing,

I think, going on there.

But what I loved, Kerri, is that you came out here

with reckless abandon, and that is what you need

to do every time we see you.

- I'ma do it. - Good girl.

Up next, ladies and gentlemen,

Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Hello.

Can you point out the eight items?

One, the zebra print fabric.

Two, the green fabric.

Three, the pink fabric.

Four, the fringe.

Five, the metallic fabric.

Six, the black trim.

Seven, the fur.

And eight, the little dangly things here.

Oh, wow.

I wondered where that chandelier went.

- Yeah. - Lydia, it's fabulous.

Zebra thinks pink.

I love the leg warmer vibe.

I love the makeup and everything, the hair.

Gorgeous.

You did a really good job here, Butthole.

Thank you.

It's very club.

It's very fun.

The purse is ridiculous.

This whole draping thing was such a huge thing in the '80s.

The only thing missing are shoulder pads.

Why didn't you do shoulder pads?

Well, I do have a little shoulder paddage going on.

Just a tiny bit.

But I could have added a little more, I guess.

It definitely took me back to the '80s, especially

coming out of an eight ball. - Work. Thank you.

Hey.

Next up, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

So first I have this animal print fabric.

Number two, I have this metallic fabric

that I made the corset out of.

And then I have trim number three

and then trim number four.

I have these bugle beads.

And then I have my anal beads, number five.

Yes.

And you're going to have to look closely.

I have two fabrics on the purse.

So the first is a black leather.

And then I used the metallic animal print

blue fabric to line it.

And then I used this handful of tulle as number eight.

I love this for obvious reasons.

It's an animal print.

I see the beautiful finished edge on that skirt,

which I appreciate.

The corsetry is gorgeous.

I love how teeny-tiny you made your waves.

I think this is the appropriate size

hair with those frigging hips.

When you hit, you hit hard, Mistress.

And I think this is really good.

My favorite are those beads.

The things that I would do with that bag.

The things that you've done with that bag.

Hush, Michelle.

Telling my business.

I'm sorry, Maddie.

This is a silhouette you're known for.

How have you changed since you were here last?

I haven't changed.

I should been crowned the first time.

I'm here to give you perfection all over again.

Up next, from Atlanta, Georgia, Nicole Paige Brooks.

What are the eight items?

It's all on here.

One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight.

Nicole, I'm so happy to see you here, honey.

This outfit, it's cute.

I really would love for you to have

zhuzhed it just a bit more.

And your face is beautiful.

But why you didn't beat it up?

Because it's the world's biggest platform for drag,

I feel like you got to give us more.

The hair for me needs to be at least doubled.

I like you in brunette. - Uh-huh.

I think it suits you.

But it's got to be bigger.

I'm guessing you're not a sewer.

No, but I did sew this.

And it reminded me of something that I saw on Susanne,

but hers is much better. - I thought so.

I'm flattered.

But I do agree.

It's simple a little bit.

At the same time, having said that, I actually love that you

used most of the fabrics to make the different stars,

make a pattern rather than make a shape.

Manfred Mugler would like it.

Wow, with that gorgeous body, I understand why you

wanted to do a bathing suit.

You look fantastic.

Thank you.

Up next, Tinta Burnter.

Show me the eight items.

The stone which is on the shoes, which is number one.

The pants fabric is number two.

The belt is number three.

This fabric is number four.

This is number five.

This is number six.

Wow.

The fur is number seven.

And these earrings and the cigarette case

was the fabric from the lamp, which is number eight.

Wow.

So you made a coat with a zipper

fully lined with faux fur on the cuffs and the collar.

And you made high-waisted trousers and a shirt.

Tina, that's outstanding.

Thank you.

Did not know that you had all of that in you.

Those pants, it's amazing how that is so well constructed.

I think a couture career is calling.

Very chic. Very, very uptown.

I love it.

Last time I was here, you asked me to step my pussy up.

That's what I'm here to do.

You did it. It's really, really beautiful.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, All Stars.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I will deliberate.

Thank you.

Now, just between us squirrel friends,

I want to know what you all think.

We are looking for the top two All Stars

of the week based on their eight ball

design presentations.

Lydia was everything.

I thought the way that she sold it was amazing.

I love the "Flashdance" '80s meets Bushwick,

and I would wear that any day.

Yeah, anytime you want to put zebra with a neon,

even neon green, I said it, I'm here for it.

This is one of my favorites tonight.

The only thing that could have made it any better

were huge shoulders, you know.

I really loved Mistress.

I loved the corset.

I loved the makeup.

I thought she looked fabulous.

Here's the one thing about that look.

We've seen it on her about 17 times already.

Now, listen, I'm not mad at anyone

who can find a silhouette that works for them and then do it.

It looked great, it was well executed,

and actually, one of the best of the night.

Mm-hmm.

Y'all, can we just agree Tina Burner killed it tonight?

She made a coat with a zipper with faux fur

on the collar and sleeves, and she lined it in red satin.

The pants were immaculate.

And she decorated the shoes.

I mean, she let us know that she is in this competition

to go all the way.

Did you know she could do all that?

- I did not know. - I didn't either.

I had no idea Tina Burner had all that in her.

I think she's definitely invited to Capote's luncheons.

All right, silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

Welcome back, All Stars.

Based on your eight ball runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

In the Tournament of All Stars, if you're not in the top,

you are in the bottom.

Lydia.

Mistress.

Tina.

You all ate this challenge.

But the top two All Stars of the week are...

Tina Burner...

And Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Shit.

Condragulations, you've each earned two points.

The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.

Lydia, Tina, this week, you were both ballers.

But tonight there can only be one winner.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn a coveted extra point in our Tournament of All Stars.

The time has come

for you to Lip Sync for Your Legacy.

I am in the top two this week.

I have arrived in this competition.

I am going to just let this song possess me,

because I want to show these queens that I'm here to win

and I'm not going down without a fight.

Pow, pow, pow, pow!

This is my first Maxi Challenge win,

and it feels good, baby.

But there is an extra point on the line, honey.

So you know I'm going to turn it out,

baby, because I have to.

Every point in this competition is important.

Good luck, and don't fuck up.

♪ Love sensation ♪

♪ You got me burning up with your love sensation ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Love sensation ♪

♪ Oh, it's got me in its spell ♪

♪ It's such a good vibration ♪

♪ A feeling that I know so well ♪

♪ That you got me burning up with your love sensation, oh ♪

♪ Love sensation ♪

♪ Sweet sensation ♪

♪ I can't find the words to explain ♪

♪ You're such a hot temptation ♪

♪ You just walk right in and take me away, yeah ♪

♪ And all I want to say is thank you, baby ♪

♪ 'Cause you're right on time ♪

♪ Can't you see that I love nobody else ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

Wow.

I want more.

Wow, that was so good.

All Stars, I've made my decision.

Lydia Butthole Kollins, condragulations,

you're a winner, baby.

Bitch.

Girl.

What the fuck is my life right now?

You've won a cash tip of $10,000

plus an extra point.

Thank you so much.

Which gives you a total of three points.

Tinta Burnter, you have a total of two points.

Jorgeous, Kerri, Mistress, and Nicole,

please step to the front of the stage.

All Stars,

with great power comes great responsibility.

Each week, the bottom four queens

will each receive one point.

But there is a twist.

You cannot keep the point for yourself.

You must give it away to the All Star

you believe is the MVQ,

or the most valuable queen of the week.

I'll leave it up to each of you to decide which All Star

deserves your MVQ point.

Oh, my God.

But choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket,

the three queens with the most points

will move on to the semifinals, and the other queens

will be eliminated.

Condragulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell

you going to love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen.

Now let the music play.

♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪

Next time on the Tournament of All Stars...

We're ready to start giving our MVQs.

You're giving me your point and then vice versa.

I'm going to swap with you.

You're going to swap with me?

Girl, no, but that's not-- girl, is it giving family ties,

or is it giving bullshit?

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

we're going to have ourselves a rapping roast.

- Yes! - Ooh, yes.

Do any of you queers have something

sexy I can slip into?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, Chappell Roan is here.

Y'all ready for this?

♪ Miss Butthole, the question is ♪

♪ Whose did you lick to get back in so quick ♪

♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That's what you are to me ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪