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Cars are washed,
gutters are clean.
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Great.
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Hey, I noticed a couple loose
shingles when I was up there.
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When was the last time
you had your roof done?
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Mm. Seven, eight years ago?
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No. I was still nursing Connor.
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Please tell me that was
not seven, eight years ago.
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I guess it's been
longer than I thought.
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I can fix those shingles,
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get you a couple
more years out of it.
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I'll give you a hand.
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I don't want you up on a ladder.
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I ain't gonna fall.
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What happened when you were
hanging the Christmas lights?
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That squirrel startled me.
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I'll be ready for him now.
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Look what came. My paycheck
from the news station.
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Sweet, how much we talking?
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It's not about the money.
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It's about people seeing
me on TV and being jealous.
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That is what I sent
you to college for.
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I'm proud of you.
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I think I'll book myself
a spa day to celebrate.
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Ain't that expensive?
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Yeah, but TV money.
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Guess I'll spend my "tire
money" on a new roof.
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Or hospital bills when you fall.
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I won't let him fall.
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I ain't gonna fall!
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Nice that Mandy's making
a little extra money.
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Yeah, and blowing
through it just as fast.
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Are you upset she's
treating herself?
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We pay the mortgage,
buy all the food,
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and what do we get in return?
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She don't even offer to chip in.
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You would take her money?
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It's the thought
that counts, Audrey.
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And she never
thinks the thought.
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You don't know what she thinks.
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Well, if you think she thought
the thought, keep thinking.
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It's their money.
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If it doesn't bother Georgie,
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it shouldn't bother you.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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You put in an order
for those new rims?
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I did.
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Great. You restocked
the struts?
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Yes, sir. Good, good.
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Does it bother you
Mandy's spending
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all that money on a spa day?
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Why would it bother me?
Why would what bother you?
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This here's private
family business.
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Mandy stepping out on him?
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We all saw that coming.
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No. She's going
to get a massage.
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Oh...
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So she's taking her clothes off
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and getting rubbed
by a total stranger.
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I was way off.
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It ain't about the massage,
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it's about her
wasting their money.
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She comes home
relaxed from the spa,
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that's a treat for me, too.
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He's talking about doing it.
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With your little girl.
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Are you upset that
Mandy's going to the spa?
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No, what do I care what my
daughter does with her money
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while she's living under
my roof and eating my food?
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So, it does bother you?
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Yes.
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And it bothers you that
it doesn't bother me?
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Also yes.
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Well, I will try harder
to be bothered by it.
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Get there by lunch,
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I really want to
complain about this more.
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What's all this?
Breakfast in bed.
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A Pop-Tart buffet.
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We have brown sugar cinnamon,
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chocolate,
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and for the health-conscious,
strawberry frosted.
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That one.
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And how would you
like that toasted?
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Medium?
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Excellent choice.
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So, when can we hang out again?
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Actually, I wanted to
talk to you about that.
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My building's being fumigated,
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and I was hoping I could
stay here for a few days.
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Um...
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That a problem?
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It's just, you haven't
even met my mom yet.
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Then let me meet her.
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Um...
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Is that a problem?
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We haven't been
dating that long,
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isn't this all a little quick?
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It's fine, I can crash
in the stockroom at work.
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I just thought this
would be more fun.
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I'm more fun than the
stockroom at a music store?
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That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
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Well, that's... sad.
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Just a few days?
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If that's okay?
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Sure.
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Thank you.
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Just park down the street,
come in through the garage,
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and if you see a blonde woman,
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pretend you don't speak English.
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There's my girls.
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How's it going?
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She's asleep, which is good
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because she kept
knocking down our tower.
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How was work?
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It was good.
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Hey, you want to do
something tonight?
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Oh, what'd you have in mind?
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I don't know, maybe dinner.
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That we cook...
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...for your folks.
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Why?
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They do a lot for us.
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It'd be nice to let them
know we appreciate it.
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What dumb thing did my mom say?
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- Nothing.
- Good.
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Your dad said it.
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What?
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He just feels like we might
be taking them for granted.
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That's crazy, you spent all
day working on the house.
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It was more your half of "we."
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Well, I didn't do anything.
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There you go!
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You think I don't do
anything around here?
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What?
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Well, apparently,
I'm unappreciative.
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What did you say to her?
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Nothing.
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Georgie told me. Wait,
what did you say to her?
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Uh...
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So, you're just complaining
about me to everybody?
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If you got something
to say, say it.
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Fine. I pay for everything.
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I?
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If I say "we," you're
gonna be a part of this.
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"I" works.
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You know who works? Me.
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Two jobs. And I'm a mother.
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Yeah, and as soon as you
get a little money, spa day.
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You have a problem with
me going to the spa?
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I do when everyone is
paying for your life.
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Okay, Jim, that's enough.
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Oh, you don't think she's
irresponsible with money?
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Of course she is, you
spoiled her rotten.
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This is on me, now?
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All she had to do
was bat her eyes
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and she'd get
anything she wanted.
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That is not true.
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"Oh, please, Daddy,
I need ice skates.
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All my friends have ice skates."
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All my friends did have them.
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You used them once.
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Well, they stopped
being friends with me.
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Hi. CeeCee's trying to nap,
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so maybe we use
our inside voices.
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I can't believe you told on me.
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Don't get mad at him.
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Yeah, you're the
one talking crap
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about your daughter
behind her back.
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You watch it,
you're on thin ice.
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Mm, maybe you should
buy him ice skates.
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That's a lot of food.
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I'm a growing boy.
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I'm gonna die broke.
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Here you go.
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What's this?
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Rent check.
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I know what you're doing.
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You're making a big show 'cause
you think I won't take it.
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That's not what I'm doing.
I want you to take it.
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No, you don't.
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Do I have to bat my eyes at you?
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Oh, please, Daddy,
please take my money.
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Watch it or I will. Go ahead.
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I'm gonna. Good.
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Good!
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Happy? So happy!
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Me too!
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Well, I'm happier than you!
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I can't believe he took it.
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Why?
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Because he was supposed to say
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"Aw, I appreciate it,
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but I can't take money
from my baby girl."
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Oh. So now you're all,
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"Why'd he take my money?"
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What? I thought we were
imitating each other.
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Do you want to hear
my imitation of you?
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No, ma'am.
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I didn't ding-dang think so.
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I can't believe you took it.
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Yeah, I'm as
surprised as you are.
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I'd have figured you'd
cave immediately.
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Well, I wanted to,
but then I realized
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maybe some tough love is
what she needs right now.
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- Good for you.
- Thanks.
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But you can't keep her money.
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What? Why?
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If you start taking it,
they'll never move out.
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Just give it back.
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Well, if I do, I won't
have made my point.
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Do you even know
what your point is?
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You know, responsibility,
work ethic,
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her generation sucks,
that sort of thing.
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I'm glad he took it.
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We should be paying our own way.
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We're poor.
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We'd be less poor if we were
more careful with our money.
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And when you say
"we" you mean "me."
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But I said "we."
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The same way that "we" take
care of CeeCee all day,
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and then "we" work at
the diner all night?
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Well, this "we" gets tow
truck calls all night.
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So, you think that "we"
works harder than "we"?
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Fine, we both work hard,
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but only one of us
is buying spa days.
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And now we know that was a
dumb thing for us to say.
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What do you want to do today?
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Don't you have work?
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It's my day off.
I'm all yours.
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Great.
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Unless you had plans.
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I...
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do not.
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Cool, so we can spend
the day together.
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Yep, the whole day.
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I can't believe you
haven't seen Reality Bites.
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I love this movie.
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I mostly watch
experimental films,
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but this has been on my list.
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So, what'd you think?
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Reality certainly does bite.
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I know, right?
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Well, I'm gonna take a shower.
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Is there room for two?
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Yeah...
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Georgie.
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Can I see you a sec? Yes, sir.
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What's up?
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There you go.
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What's this?
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That's the money Mandy
gave me for rent.
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Don't tell her.
252
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Mm-mm. I ain't getting
in the middle of this.
253
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Besides, I'm glad
we're paying you rent.
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I respect that.
255
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Now quit it and take the money.
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No, I ain't no freeloader.
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Mandy would take the money.
258
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Well, then give it to Mandy.
259
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No, I'm teaching her a lesson.
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By making her think she's
paying rent when she ain't?
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Raising children is
mostly lying. You'll see.
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Thank you, but I
ain't taking it.
263
00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:00,327
Hey, you get back here
and take this money. No.
264
00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:01,807
Fine, then I'm
giving you a raise.
265
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,417
You can't do that.
266
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,071
Uh, I can and I will.
267
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,637
I'll take a raise.
268
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,596
You ain't getting a raise.
269
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,771
Why is he getting one?
270
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,294
It ain't a real raise.
271
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:12,992
It's rent money my wife gave him
272
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,776
that he's secretly trying
to give back to me.
273
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:15,777
You don't pay rent?
274
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,257
He won't let me.
275
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,695
I've got to marry
into a white family.
276
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,923
Is that "Whip It"?
You need to go.
277
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,489
What? Why?
278
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,622
I just need you to.
279
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,319
I thought we were having fun.
280
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,670
- We were.
- Then... what the hell?
281
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:44,153
I'm not good at being
around people all the time.
282
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,589
It's exhausting.
283
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:46,808
I'm exhausting?
284
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:49,072
No, I am.
285
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:53,684
Acting normal for
this long is hard.
286
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,556
You don't have to act
differently around me.
287
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,732
Yes, I do. Why?
288
00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:00,039
'Cause I do weird stuff.
289
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,649
Like what?
290
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,434
Like walking around
talking to myself.
291
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:05,479
That's not that weird.
292
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,786
In a language I invented.
293
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,265
Okay.
294
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,920
There's a lot of tongue clicks.
295
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,357
Well, there are things I'm
embarrassed about, too.
296
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,402
Not like mine.
297
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:16,882
You know when I told you
298
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,535
my apartment was
being fumigated?
299
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:19,841
Yes.
300
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,451
I lied.
301
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,410
I don't have an apartment.
302
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:24,628
I've been sleeping
on a friend's couch
303
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,456
and she kicked me out.
304
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:27,719
Oh.
305
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:32,245
Don't worry, I'll find
somewhere else to crash.
306
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,637
Hold on.
307
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,379
No, it's fine.
308
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,904
Please stay.
309
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:42,168
Are you sure? I-It'll
only be for a few days.
310
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,822
I'm sure.
311
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,260
Doesn't weird you out
that I'm kind of homeless?
312
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,479
To be honest, if I
wasn't my mom's favorite,
313
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,004
I'd be homeless, too.
314
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,663
Maybe this weekend we can
hit the hardware store,
315
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:00,926
get them shingles fixed?
316
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:01,927
Absolutely.
317
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,713
Actually, Georgie will
not be doing that.
318
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,847
I will not? You will not.
319
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,718
Why?
320
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,763
Well, because we pay rent now.
321
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:15,593
And renters don't do repairs.
That's the landlord's job.
322
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,946
It's okay, I don't mind.
323
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:22,557
I mind.
324
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,298
Fine, I can do it.
325
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,517
You're gonna hurt yourself.
I ain't gonna hurt myself.
326
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:28,911
You know he's
gonna hurt himself.
327
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,523
Well, I guess he's gonna
have to hire someone.
328
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:38,006
Audrey, how much did
this dinner cost?
329
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,442
Because I don't think
we should be giving away
330
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,184
free food to our tenants.
331
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:46,449
I am not charging my
daughter for food.
332
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,364
How about your son-in-law?
333
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,670
That's a thought.
334
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,934
Hey! I'm trying to help.
335
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,112
You asleep?
336
00:14:57,113 --> 00:15:00,551
No? Okay, back to the top.
337
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:03,684
"Three Little Pigs,
there's three of them,
338
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,120
they're little..."
Here we go again.
339
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:07,166
I can read it to her.
340
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,950
No, it's okay.
341
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:09,952
Okay.
342
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,174
I was just trying to do
one nice thing for myself,
343
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,935
and it sucks that nobody
thinks I deserve it.
344
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,830
You don't have to tell me.
345
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,789
I remember how hard
it was raising kids,
346
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,704
and I wasn't waiting tables.
347
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:27,099
Between meal times and tantrums
348
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,753
and story time and work, and...
349
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,668
I don't get a second alone.
350
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,627
Well, I'm here.
351
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,890
And I'm grateful,
352
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,022
but you're also
one of the people
353
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,241
I need alone time from.
354
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,157
Is that nice?
355
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,072
Nice? No.
356
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,508
True? Yes.
357
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,120
Am I sorry? Eh.
358
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,732
I know it's thankless
and exhausting,
359
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,560
but hopefully someday
360
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:56,956
CeeCee will appreciate you
the way you appreciate me.
361
00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,654
Oh, no.
362
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,358
We need to talk.
363
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,752
Oh!
364
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,754
You have to stop
365
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,757
giving Mandy a hard time
about this spa thing.
366
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,019
It ain't about the spa,
367
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,064
it's about her not appreciating
368
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,109
all that we do for her.
369
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,850
The way you didn't
appreciate all I did
370
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:24,547
when I was raising our kids?
371
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:25,722
I raised them, too.
372
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:26,986
Jim.
373
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,205
Well, I was building a business.
374
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,467
You did.
375
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,730
But you know what I
did was harder, right?
376
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,168
Come on.
377
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,387
You got to stay home and
play with them all day.
378
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:40,172
Mm-hm, sure.
379
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:42,304
Oh, which arm was it you
got that flu shot in?
380
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,523
The, uh, it's this one, why?
381
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,047
Ow!
382
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,223
Stay home and play with them?
383
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,051
What else you gonna
do with little kids?
384
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,836
Although you might punch them.
385
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,535
Since it's so easy, why
don't you spend the weekend
386
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,146
taking care of
your granddaughter?
387
00:16:58,408 --> 00:16:59,713
I'd love to, sounds fun.
388
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,149
Great.
389
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,803
And don't think I'm gonna
be around to help you.
390
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,545
You are on your own.
391
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,243
Ooh, scary.
392
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,376
Oh, you might want
to go to bed soon.
393
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,595
She gets up at 5:00.
394
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,859
Oh, no.
395
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,606
♪ Crack that whip
396
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,914
♪ Give the past a slip
397
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:28,917
♪ Step on a crack
398
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:31,789
♪ Break your mama's back
399
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:36,184
♪ When a problem comes along
400
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,968
♪ You must whip it.
401
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:40,101
Aw.
402
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,234
Come on, stop crying, please.
403
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,888
We got these, these are bananas.
404
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,847
Who cries over bananas?
405
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,457
Oh, oh, good, Georgie.
406
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,546
Would you mind taking over? I
can't get her to stop crying.
407
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,026
You try giving her bananas?
408
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,723
Sliced, mushed, I sang
409
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,334
"Come, mister tally
man, tally me banana."
410
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,335
Nothing.
411
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,294
Sorry. Got to get
up on the roof
412
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:00,295
and fix those shingles.
413
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,340
You'll figure it out.
414
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,343
What do you want?
415
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,345
Ice skates? Pony?
416
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,824
No?
417
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,088
I'll buy you anything.
418
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:15,180
My masseuse was little,
but she was strong.
419
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,530
My guy was pretty big.
420
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,575
You had a guy?
421
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,012
Raúl.
422
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,581
No fair.
423
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,715
I want a Raúl.
424
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:31,761
♪ It's not too late
425
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,198
♪ To whip it
426
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,590
♪ Whip it good.
427
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:38,855
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