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Are you freakin' kidding me?

It's late, let's talk about it in the morning.

I'm supposed to go to sleep now?

Well, I-I would've told you sooner, but...

you were so upset about the store

and I didn't want to make things worse.

You've been hiding this from me for months.

See?

Worse.

You're working for a guy you used to sleep with.

Yeah, used to.

Before I met you, before we got married,

before we had a baby,

before I knew the true magic

of making love to my soulmate.

Oh, give me a break.

Well, what am I supposed to do, Georgie?

Simple. Don't work there.

No.

No, this has been my dream for as long as I can remember

and I'm not walking away from it.

Then I guess you're picking him over me.

I am picking my career, which I thought you supported.

Well, so if I worked with an old girlfriend,

you'd be okay with it?

Of course.

All right, then.

I have some phone calls to make.

God,

you are being so childish.

There it is. Every time we get in a fight,

you use my age against me.

FYI, I'm not a teenager anymore.

Oh, calm down, you turned 20 like a month ago.

I'm out of here.

Right. Of course.

Because every time we have a fight, you run away.

If I don't, I might say something I'll regret.

Like what?

You...

are what my mother would call a jezebel.

Do you even know what that means?

I get the gist.

Did you know about this?

About what?

Georgie...

What?

If you need a hug, you know where to find me.

I don't mean to pour salt on the wound, but...

I think you've left someone important

out this conversation.

Please don't say Jesus.

I was gonna say your daughter.

But you can't leave Jesus out. He hears everything.

I ain't never gonna forget my daughter.

Are you sure? Because she's gonna wake up in the morning

and ask where her daddy is.

So I'm just supposed to go along with this?

Let Mandy do whatever the heck she wants?

You married a woman who is ten years older.

She is gonna have a past.

It ain't the past if she sees him every day.

Well, I guess you're just gonna have to trust her.

How?

She's been keeping this from me for months.

And Mr. McAllister promised me the store

when he retired and now he's selling it.

Can't trust anyone in that family.

Well, except Connor. He's all right.

Well, don't blame Jim.

We know who really pulls the strings.

Blonde puppet master.

Okay, okay.

Vatican harpy...

Okay.

I wish Dad was here.

He'd know what to do.

Eh.

Can I say something?

You can't let Georgie's immaturity

dictate your goals and dreams.

Oh.

I retract the groan.

I mean it. You've worked hard for this,

and the fact that you dated Scott is irrelevant.

Right. No matter how wealthy

his parents are.

You know it's true.

I do.

Still, I should've told Georgie sooner.

Why? Because a few months ago, he would've been fine with this?

No.

Exactly.

This isn't about you.

It's about him being insecure.

God, he's just, he's so judgmental.

It's like he's never made a mistake.

Wonder where he gets that from.

Okay, please don't start in on his mother.

I'm just saying, the crab apple

doesn't fall far from the tree.

I'm off.

Here's your coffee. Thank you.

Love you. Love you, too.

Really?

You're not gonna say anything?

You see that?

That's how you stay married for 35 years.

♪ Here's a little song I wrote ♪

♪ You might want to sing it note for note ♪

♪ Don't worry... ♪

Knock it off!

♪ Be happy. ♪

We need to talk.

Uh, I don't want to get between you and Mandy.

This has nothing to do with Mandy. This is business.

All right, go ahead.

Sell the store to me.

You're kidding, right? Dead serious.

I'll buy it.

With what money?

That's my problem. Just tell me

what Fagenbacher offered so I can match it.

Son, this is crazy. You got no money,

you got no credit... Give me 48 hours.

If I can't pull it together, you have my blessing.

I don't need your blessing.

But wouldn't it be nice to have?

Okay.

Still think you can do this?

Mm-hmm.

One, two, three.

Dada.

Oh, give it a rest.

Oh, hi.

Didn't hear you come in.

I won't be long.

What are you doing?

What's it look like? I'm putting on my suit.

Why?

I'm going to the bank to get a loan.

Why?

I'm gonna buy the store.

What?

You heard me.

And this doesn't seem like a thing

we should talk about beforehand?

Mm. Like you talked to me about you and your boyfriend?

He is not my boyfriend, he is my boss.

He was your boss when he was your boyfriend.

Okay, can we just put that aside for a minute?

Do you really think it's a good idea to put us in debt?

Oh, the queen of credit cards

is suddenly worried about debt.

Okay, I cannot talk to you if you're gonna be so...

Childish?

I was gonna say "dickish."

The point is, you can't just buy a store.

Why not? I don't know, 'cause it doesn't work that way.

Well, we'll see.

Okay. Georgie?

You-you need to slow down. Okay? This is crazy.

You did what you had to do for your career,

I'm doing the same for mine.

Georgie. What?

Looking sharp, my man.

Thanks.

What am I looking at here?

Well, my pay stubs for the last 18 months,

savings balance, tax returns.

Oh, and it's not in there, but every year on my birthday,

my meemaw gives me $50.

Do you own a home? Do you have a mortgage?

Nope, I am the proud owner of nothing.

Well, son, this is a lot of money you're asking for.

Well, I know that.

But I also know how much money I can make

if I was running the shop.

I like your enthusiasm.

Thank you. I don't like this deal.

Why?

It's a great deal.

I'm gonna pay y'all back plus interest,

then expand across the South and Southwest

until the United States government

has to step in and slow me down.

You got a lot of confidence, don't you?

Yes, sir, I do.

So, we gonna do some business?

I'm afraid not.

Then I guess I'll take my business to another bank.

First National's right across the street.

Okay. Thank you for your time.

Good luck.

I don't need luck. I got gumption.

Okay.

My dad called me his little bulldog.

I can see why.

Got balls the size of Texas.

We about done here?

Um...

...yeah.

Good morning, all you early risers,

of which I am not one, but boy, oh, boy,

have I had a lot of coffee, so let's do this.

The high today will be 82...

You know what? It's too early to be this boring.

Richard, can I get a little music?

Let's take a look at what's happening

across East Texas today.

There'll be some storms off the coast,

but they should boot scoot out into the Gulf.

There'll be scattered showers across Medford and into Jasper,

but they'll be long gone by the evening.

It'll be warm and steamy today with humidity at 93%,

so if you want to do some dancing,

do it inside like me.

I'm Mandy McAllister,

and I'll see y'all tomorrow morning.

If you want to have a great day, give a great day.

And we're clear.

Hey.

Thank you.

That was a lot of fun.

Thanks. Did you like that "give a day" thing?

I just sort of pulled that right out of my butt.

Sorry, lot of caffeine.

- For you. - Oh. What's this?

Fan mail. I have fans?

Oh, couple from prison, but yeah.

Don't care, fans are fans.

Ooh, maximum security.

What's happening?

You don't return my calls?

Sorry, been busy.

So, do we have a deal or not?

What's your hurry?

Why are you stalling?

Well, it's a big decision, Fred.

It's a big offer, Jim.

I'm sorry, I'm just gonna need a couple more days.

You ain't a woman, I ain't waiting for the third date

to get lucky.

Good one.

I just need a little more time.

End of business tomorrow.

You know, Fred...

...I've known you for what, 40 years?

And in all that time, you've never once wavered

from being a miserable son of a bitch.

Thank you.

Tomorrow.

You heard?

Yeah.

Clock's ticking, Georgie.

I know.

If I do sell to Fred, I'm...

wiping my ass on everything in here.

Hey, Meemaw.

It's Georgie.

Well, I'll tell you what's up.

I was wondering if you could help me out with a small...

well, let's just call it a business loan.

No, more than that.

More.

Keep on going.

Perfect, now just add two zeros.

Why you laughing?

Oh, come on, you know I'm good for it.

Yes, you do.

Okay, well,

you ever need several hundred thousand dollars,

don't be calling me.

Love you, too.

No luck?

No. I tried everybody.

You ever consider trying me?

Uh, no offense,

but ain't you kind of like a poor widow?

Hey, I'll have you know, I own this house free and clear.

So?

So, you need collateral.

This is collateral.

Mom, I could never risk your house.

It's not a risk. You're gonna succeed, right?

Well, I think so.

Thinking's not good enough, Georgie.

You got to know.

I know.

Nothing's gonna stop me.

Then let's do it.

You sure?

Honey, your whole life,

I was all focused on your brother and your sister.

It's your turn.

Thank you.

And no pressure, but if I do lose the house,

me and Missy are moving in with you and Mandy.

Funny.

Why is that funny?

Yesterday, the high was 83 degrees,

and today we'll top out at 85, which is right around normal.

Now, before we wrap it up, I want to answer a lovely letter

from second grader Denise Chamblis.

Denise wants to know how this map works.

Well, Denise, this is called a green screen,

and I have no idea how it works,

but I do know that anything green disappears.

Check it out.

I'm Mandy McAllister, floating weather-head.

I'll see y'all tomorrow.

If I find my body.

And we're out.

Uh, Mandy,

can I see you in my office?

Am I in trouble?

I was just trying to spice things up, you know?

You're not in trouble, that was funny.

Oh, good. I'm glad you think so.

Okay, so, quick question:

are tornado jokes funny or in bad taste?

Texas, not funny; Oklahoma, hilarious.

'Cause I was gonna dress up like Dorothy

and get a stuffed dog,

and have a big fan blowing me around--

You get where I'm going.

So, listen, I'm changing up the lineup,

and I was hoping you could take over weekend evenings.

For real?

For real.

So, I would do the weather

for people who are actually awake?

That's the idea.

Oh, Scott, thank you.

Of course, we'll have to discuss your raise.

Oh.

Sorry.

- Sorry, shouldn't have done that. - Oh...

That's okay.

I love seeing you happy.

Thank you.

I should let you get home and, uh,

tell your husband the good news.

Right, I will certainly do that.

Hey, weird question.

Have you told your fiancée about you and me?

I will, but she's been busy.

Yeah, got it.

There's really nothing to tell.

Exactly. Yeah.

But you said your husband's cool with it.

I did say that.

But...

- Oh, no buts. No buts. - Okay.

Thank you again for weekends, O Great and Powerful Oz.

Was that too much? That felt like too much.

Hey, Dad, it's me.

You got a minute?

Little joke, sorry.

Uh...

So, listen,

I got a big decision to make

and I was hoping you could help me out.

Dada.

I know, I miss him, too.

But he should just trust me.

I mean, there's nothing going on.

I mean...

Yeah. No. Nothing.

I mean, you trust Mommy, right? Dada.

Oh, for God's sakes, I have a name, too.

Mom says she wants to do this, but if it goes south,

she could lose everything,

and she's already lost so much.

So my question is, should I roll the dice

or do nothing?

You know? Play it safe.

You don't want a mommy that gives up her dreams

for her jealous husband.

I mean, sure, I've made some mistakes,

but you know who's really in the wrong here.

Really?

Hey.

What's up? I got the money.

You serious?

I just came from the bank.

I know it's not as much as Fagenbacher was offering.

It's not even close, Georgie.

That's all I could get.

Look, I'm sorry, but I can't accept this.

Okay? I-I got to think

about Audrey, our-our future,

my retirement, Connor.

Oh, Connor.

I know, but...

Don't try to sell me anymore.

Okay? I-I'm sorry, but this ain't gonna cut it.

Not a good time, Ruben. Just need a minute.

What?

How about I put up the rest?

You can do that?

You down for having a partner?

I thought you didn't like me.

I don't.

Hold up.

Ruben, this is a lot of money we're talking about here.

So? So I know

how much I pay you.

I have some stashed away and my family will help with the rest.

Are you sure about this?

Are you?

Not really, but I told my mom I was.

That's what I told my abuela.

Partner? Senior partner.

- Just partner. - Fine.

We got a deal?

Hold on.

Hold on.

Yes.

Yeah.

Mm, you're home early.

I'm home for good!

What does that mean? Means I...

I'm retired!

And drunk.

Very drunk.

Fagenbacher bought the store?

No, I did.

- You did? - Really?

We did. And Ruben.

So, you and Ruben are McAllister Tire?

Well, when we make a few bucks, we might change the signs.

Aww.

Let's get you in the shower.

I'm gonna be around all the time now.

So, how'd you get the money?

My mom put her house up as collateral

and Ruben put up the rest.

Oh, Georgie.

I had no choice. I had to take the shot.

Yeah, I guess we've both been making

some big decisions on our own.

What'd you do?

I quit the diner.

I'm gonna be doing the weekend weather,

which means a big raise.

From Scott?

Yeah, from Scott.

Do you know what you're doing?

Do you?

I guess we just have to trust each other.

Seems that way.

So, how much debt are we in?

Well, let's just say...

...we ain't gonna be

moving out real soon.

Boy, you piss me off.

You piss me off.

Well, marriages have been built on less, right?

Guess we're gonna find out.

Just want to give you a heads-up.

We're running a special: buy three tires,

get the fourth one free.

How can I do that?

Easy. I'm crazy.

Glad to hear it. I'll see you tomorrow.

How come you get the desk?

'Cause I got here before you.

I stopped to get donuts.

Fine, we'll get a second desk.

Can we afford a second desk?

We can't afford donuts.

Well, I guess congratulations are in order.

Thanks, Fred.

It's Mr. Fagenbacher.

And I'm gonna drive you clowns out of business.

Well, maybe we'll drive you out of business.

Oh, this ain't the kiddie pool, son.

You're swimming in the deep end now.

I'm scared.

Ain't nothing to be scared about.

Where you going?

I got to throw up.