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Credit: GEES
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DON
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And Nogizaka Under Construction is underway
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we are your hosts Bananaman
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yoroshiku onegaishimasu
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And they are Nogizaka-chan
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DON
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And with that said Himura-san
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tell them what's on the show....onegaishimasu
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Its the 4th annual inner circle impersonations awards
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excuse me...its the inner circle impersonation awards
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This will be the 4th time we've done this
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This tournament has some history to it
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Only the members know why its funny
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The tournament of super detailed inner circle impersonations is finally back
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Its the first tournament with the 5th members
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so what kind of impersonations will they unleash?
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According to the rumors
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Wada has delayed her graduation
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just to win this tournament
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[ This is Maaya's final chapter ]
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Wada will be doing a majority of the impersonations
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[ This is her legacy ]
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This is basically Nogizaka impersonating Nogizaka
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and there's going to be some exaggeration involved but
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people crying
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or getting angry
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or hating another member is banned
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The inner circle impersonations are back after 2 years
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First we'll see entries from these 4
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First entry....dozo!
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[ Entry No.1 Umezawa Minami ]
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On the intro for [Under's Love]
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she goes over the top and looks like Passion Yara-san
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I am Ito Riria
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Here we go...its an Ito Riria impersonation
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UNGGH~
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[ Transformed into this guy ]
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She's done it again
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Ume is evil for sure
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Ume is so evil
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Ito Riria is a big target for these
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[ The main source for content ]
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Does she really do something like that?
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Let's continue on then
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next entry....dozo
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[ Entry No.2 Ogawa Aya ]
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When she adjusts her hair she makes it too sexy
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She ends up looking like [Nagano]
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I am Inoue Nagi
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[Influencer]
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So where does she adjust her hair
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WOO~
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There's no way she does that!
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[ Almost full Nagano ]
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She did the hair thing
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She was good
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so good
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She did it
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Do you play with your hair like that?
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In that dance?
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The original version of the dance isn't like that but Nagi-chan
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she plays with her hair more than its called for
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[ High number of Nagano antics ]
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She even did this at the end
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This just makes me want to see her do it
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On to the next entry....dozo
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[ Entry No.3 Wada Maaya ]
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She goes overboard on [Jikochuu de Ikou!]
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and does a pose you wouldn't expect from an idol
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I am Yakubo Mio
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Yakubo
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[Jikochuu de Ikou!]
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[ Smiles while giving you the thumbs down ]
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Is it different? Is this not the move?
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She's doing a thumbs down....BOOO
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I seriously do not do that
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If everybody is laughing then there's something to it
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She does that a little bit
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Let's go to the next entry....dozo
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[ Entry No.4 Kaki Haruka ]
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She loves Saku-chan and pink too much
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I am Yakubo Mio
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Saku-chan
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Even a picture of her is so cute...Saku-chan
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She sounds like her too
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Pink-chan too
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ah kawaii
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kawaii
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Its the real Saku-chan
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ohayo! Saku-chan is looking cute as usual
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ah!
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Saku-chan's wallet
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Is that pink-chan?
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kawaii~
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Everything is so cute...Saku-chan....Saku-chan
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Pink-chan...Pink-chan....Saku-chan...ah kawaii kawaii
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kawaii~
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Looks just like her
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She did her voice perfect
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Sounded just like her
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So Yakubo likes pink
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I love pink
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Well this 4th tournament opened with Ume
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She went after Ito Riria
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Ume is definitely evil
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Indeed when Ume comes out here she's done Ito Riria's poses and stuff
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The fans have seen that and are like
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it's become a fan favorite
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yes I feel bad for making them wait this long
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[ Possibly an exaggeration ]
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This was a new one
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But this is a song we played at every stop on tour
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I think anybody would know what I was talking about
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The other members would notice all the extra power
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But I do put a lot of strength into it so
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I can't deny these accusations
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During a concert she'll become possessed
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[ Becomes this guy ]
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You're from Okinawa aren't you
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So you are like Passion Yara-kun then
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It might be a part of me
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Its a part of you
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This isn't typical Okinawa comedy though
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[ Damaging Okinawa's reputation ]
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She pounds her chest so hard
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Plus her face becomes like a Shisa lion dog
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[ This is disrespectful ]
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Because she's like a deity
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The spirit descends on her
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The deity
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How bad is the authentic version?
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Would you show us?
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Now she'll recreate what the real thing looks like
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eh? Is she hitting herself too hard?
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Is that too strong?
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no no! Its much worse than that
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During a show she does it much harder
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[ Hiding the passion? ]
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That's not it....her face stayed Riria that time
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During a show she's a Shisa lion dog
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Stop that
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[ Ume Mayo the insult factory ]
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Once you add that in it looks amazing
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Why is she a Shisa lion dog?
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[ Umezawa's disneyland of insults ]
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Next....ah Inoue
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Ogawa made you look like Nagano
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hai
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Does she do that?
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If she has time she'll adjust her hair
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[ Given the chance she'll go full Nagano ]
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Well she does have long hair
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At the end she'll do all this too?
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[ Total Nagano ]
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That's what it looks like?
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hai
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Inoue
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I don't take it that far
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That means you do it
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[ Unaware that she's doing the Nagano ]
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eh? I have to do it?
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Don't overthink it
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We'll check if she indeed becomes Nagano when she dances
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ah its that move
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[ She did the Nagano ]
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That was it
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Does everybody lift their hair on that part?
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eh isn't that the move?
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eh Kubo too?
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Soft and Silky Queen Kubo does it too?
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As you'd expect
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[ Soft and silky queen does not Nagano ]
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It does look similar but
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you cannot do the full movement
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That's Nagano's move
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That's completely different
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So the Nagano comes out of nowhere
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[ surprise Nagano ]
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If you're going to do that you may as well point and everything
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[ Make it authentic Nagano ]
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Then we'd like you to add this to it
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[ Surpass Nagano ]
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We want you to yell out "Lassen"
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Lassen
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[ Nagano's version of Lassen ]
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Then Wada did Yakubo
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I noticed this one on tour
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She's dancing with so much energy
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Then at the end
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YAY!
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[ How about I give you the thumbs down? ]
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You're supposed to point to yourself
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She goes thumbs down
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That's unacceptable
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She does that with a smile
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I was shocked
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I didn't even know I was doing that
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And then it was Kaki
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She was good...that was total Yakubo
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You nailed her voice
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Your movements too
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That's great
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What's the deal? Yakubo loves pink and Saku-chan?
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She'll see something pink and call it Pink-chan
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[ random nicknames ]
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Like if our wardrobe is pink she'll say
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Look at this! Today we get Pink-chan
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[ no possible way to respond to that ]
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Sounds just like her
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Its because sakura is pink too
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That's why
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Maybe that's why she likes Saku-chan so much
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Its not just because of the color
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She sounds scary all of a sudden
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BOO BOO
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Its an impersonation festival
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next its the entries from these 4
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next entry....dozo
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[ Entry No.5 Tamura Mayu ]
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She drinks water like a man
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I am Kuromi Haruka
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My throat is all dry
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I'll drink some water
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[ Overflowing with manly vibes ]
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That whole thing was manly
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All this laughing must mean its true
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Does she drink like that?
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Kuromi looks around like that doesn't she
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That time I went to the dressing room she stared me down
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Himura-san showed up late but she was really intimidating
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[ jack knife Kuromi ]
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That's Kuromi looking straight ahead
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And now the next entry....dozo
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[ Entry No. 6 Ichinose Miku ]
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She moves around like a thief on a police surveillance camera
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I am Ikeda Teresa in the dressing room
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gochisousama deshita
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gochisousama
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mmm that was delicious
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It sure was
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Its already 3pm...I'm going to brush my teeth
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ah OK
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Looks like her a little bit
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ah...Sacchan bye bye
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This is bad...she looks like she's going to steal something
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oh...what's up with this camera?
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ah she's stealing bentos
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How many is she taking?
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How many more?
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This is wrong
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You're impersonating her bad qualities
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She's making a run for it
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I see what she did there
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I get it
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But she angled her face just like Ikeda
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You're right
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Talked like her too
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It did sound like her
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Got her eyes too
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Looked like her eyes
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You got the surveillance camera and everything
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That's a new one
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For doing an impersonation
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Let's move on
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next entry....dozo
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[ Entry No.7 Umezawa Minami ]
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She moves like a penguin
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I am Saito Asuka-san
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What's this? Asuka-chan
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Staff: Asuka-chan...move a little to the left
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hai~
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ah I get it
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Move a little back
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hai~
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Asuka-chan
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Your food
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hai~
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00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:48,000
hey! come on!
280
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[ Asuka the penguin ]
281
00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:51,680
That was over exaggerated
282
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,350
She has that image
283
00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:56,710
You can picture her moving around like that
284
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little steps
285
00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:59,170
Was the fish really necessary?
286
00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:00,820
They feed penguins like that
287
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,220
That's too much
288
00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:04,040
Let's get the next entry...dozo
289
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,130
[ Entry No.8 Iwamoto Renka ]
290
00:12:07,510 --> 00:12:10,310
She puts too much spirit into it and kicks her leg higher than anybody
291
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,580
I am Yamashita Mizuki performing [Suki to Iu no wa Rock daze!]
292
00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:18,770
[Suki to Iu no wa Rock daze!]
293
00:12:29,530 --> 00:12:32,570
Is it that bad? Does she kick that high?
294
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:41,310
ah Yamashita is a violent dancer
295
00:12:48,130 --> 00:12:50,000
She kicked her....kicked her
296
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:50,820
Kicked her
297
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:51,920
ah I can see that
298
00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:53,150
Yamashita gets violent
299
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,020
She seems violent
300
00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:55,530
She's got lots of energy
301
00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:57,170
That's another good one
302
00:12:57,170 --> 00:12:59,970
But is she the only person kicking that high?
303
00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:00,930
She does that?
304
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,800
I totally get your Kuromi impersonation
305
00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:04,930
She just has that look in her eyes
306
00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:06,930
Something about how she walks up to you
307
00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:09,950
Its like her eyes will never meet yours
308
00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:11,880
Eyes never meet?
309
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,130
[ Her eyeballs move freely ]
310
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:20,800
Kuromi you do this move constantly don't you?
311
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,440
She's got her own rhythm or something
312
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,970
[ Out in public she'd get stopped by the police ]
313
00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,640
She's Wanderlei Silva
314
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,800
[ Wanderlei Silva warming up for a match ]
315
00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:36,400
She's Wanderlei Silva
316
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,770
You scared me back in Hokkaido
317
00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:40,460
[ Wanderlei Kuromi ]
318
00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:42,260
I wish I could see that
319
00:13:42,260 --> 00:13:45,710
At the entrance to the dressing room I got the message
320
00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:48,280
In the dressing room or during a concert
321
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,020
when she drinks water
322
00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:51,930
She uses just a snap of the wrist
323
00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:53,730
to drink her water
324
00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:55,310
At an angle
325
00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,400
She drinks while she crushes the water bottle
326
00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,570
[ Drinking water is also a lock ]
327
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:02,040
Kuromi
328
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,640
They got you
329
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,080
They got me
330
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,970
When I crushed my water bottle
331
00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:10,310
Yuna-san told me "I despise people who crush water bottles"
332
00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:12,440
[ physiological hatred ]
333
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,660
Don't crush water bottles
334
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:16,930
And then Ichinose
335
00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:19,640
I get this one...Ikeda doesn't seem like it but
336
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,200
I thought you were Ikeda
337
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,930
Her eye movements looked just like her
338
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:26,930
She also kept the angle of her chin locked in this position
339
00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:29,370
Its like her chin is receiving radio signals
340
00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:31,110
[ Teresa sensors? ]
341
00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:32,860
You take the bentos home?
342
00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:34,800
I read the situation
343
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,950
That's fine
344
00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:37,750
If there's leftovers then
345
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:40,460
She probably feels some shame on the inside
346
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:43,130
So when nobody's watching she puts them in a bag
347
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:46,060
Even around manager-san and the members
348
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,460
she sneaks around
349
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:50,860
When she goes to eat a 2nd bento she's like
350
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,060
[ suspicious activity ]
351
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,040
You get seconds on the bentos?
352
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:58,840
But I haven't done it recently
353
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,530
[ Confesses to past crimes ]
354
00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:03,170
eh how many bentos are you taking home?
355
00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:05,860
I haven't done it recently
356
00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,660
[ Emphasizing its all in the past ]
357
00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:10,620
What's the maximum number you've stolen then?
358
00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:12,800
four
359
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,080
[ Arrested for running a bento monopoly ]
360
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,950
That was pretty good
361
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,150
The unknown side of Ikeda was good
362
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,420
And then Ume
363
00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:22,840
Ume's impersonations have some malice to them
364
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,800
I make sure to show proper respect with my impersonations
365
00:15:26,170 --> 00:15:29,910
Asuka-chan....well Asuka-chan does move around like that so I get it
366
00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:30,770
small movements
367
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:32,440
You do that stuff
368
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:33,620
Are you sure?
369
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,660
Something about that angers me
370
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,530
[ somewhat insulting impersonation ]
371
00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:39,060
That's not right...its malicious
372
00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:42,150
Don't look at me like that!
373
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:46,510
When she has to move 1 or 2 steps she makes all these small movements
374
00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:50,550
Her mouth is also kind of like a penguin
375
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,550
when it happens she'll get like this
376
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,710
mmmm~
377
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:55,860
I do not do that
378
00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:56,910
She gets irritated
379
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,660
Obviously since her name is Asuka she acts like a bird
380
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,930
[ Lumped together with all bird species ]
381
00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:04,880
She had to add that in
382
00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:06,770
[ Dis is Umezawa ]
383
00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:09,330
She's from the same species
384
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,510
How many insults did you prepare for today?
385
00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:12,770
[ Insult factory Umezawa ]
386
00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:14,310
Her face is a Shisa lion dog
387
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:16,930
I show proper respect with my impersonations
388
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:18,260
So annoying
389
00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:19,570
And then Iwamoto
390
00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:22,080
Yamashita's leg kicks...seems like the 3rd members understood you
391
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,570
So this one
392
00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:27,220
it might be the 3rd members that know this best
393
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,440
Is Yamashita the only one that kicks that high?
394
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,680
She's probably over excited
395
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,370
When I watch Yamashita I think you're right
396
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,400
Her eyes will be like
397
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,080
she's all like
398
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,920
yeah! Let's do this!
399
00:16:40,010 --> 00:16:41,710
That's Kuromi
400
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,220
That makes her the Kuromi of the 3rd members
401
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,150
What does 3rd member Kuromi mean?
402
00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:47,000
[ Yamashita is the Kuromi of the 3s ]
403
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,710
There's a Kuromi in the 3s and 4s
404
00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:52,820
Surpass the originator
405
00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:55,530
Let's go to the other side of the impersonations
406
00:16:57,420 --> 00:16:59,460
The super exciting impersonations tournament
407
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,620
Next its block #3
408
00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:03,330
next entry....dozo
409
00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:06,260
[ Entry No.9 Tamura Mayu ]
410
00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:09,130
She'll use any means necessary to fix her bangs
411
00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:10,660
I am Kakehashi Sayaka
412
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,910
hmm~ Does this look ok?
413
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:15,730
Is my hair ok?
414
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:16,770
Does it look ok?
415
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:17,680
You look fine
416
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,310
The show is starting
417
00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:28,150
hey Saku
418
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,110
Your pupils....lend me your pupils
419
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,080
Does it look good? Looks ok?
420
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,220
yeah
421
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:38,440
perfect!
422
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,440
That's crazy
423
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,510
She does that
424
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:46,350
Tamura pinpoints a particular detail in her impersonations
425
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:51,280
She's good...Tamura is really covering things we don't know about
426
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:52,960
Now for the next entry....dozo
427
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,020
[ Entry No.10 Umezawa Minami ]
428
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:59,200
Its not just how she talks....she even brushes her teeth like a robot
429
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,400
I am Sato Kaede
430
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,400
now I shall brush my teeth
431
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,220
I've made an error...I've made an error
432
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:12,930
[ Incompetent Robot Kaede ]
433
00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:14,220
That's funny
434
00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:16,240
This girl is so mean
435
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:21,240
The stuff she said before brushing her teeth sounded like her
436
00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:24,240
now I shall brush my teeth
437
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,040
[ The monotone ]
438
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,420
Seeing this reminded me of when she spilled her food
439
00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:33,020
So that picture
440
00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:35,420
ahh I have spilled my food
441
00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:37,280
[ sad robot ]
442
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,460
Let's go to the next entry...dozo
443
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:42,570
[ Entry No.11 Yumiki Nao ]
444
00:18:42,970 --> 00:18:44,510
Is she holding a mic
445
00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:46,200
or playing a recorder...I can't tell
446
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,310
I am Kaki Haruka
447
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,530
eh regarding today....arigatou gozaimashita
448
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,930
Finally if Kaki could say a few words
449
00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:53,460
hai
450
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,040
ehh~
451
00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:58,130
So today
452
00:18:58,130 --> 00:19:01,640
I feel like I've grown up a lot
453
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:03,950
Her pinky is sticking out
454
00:19:03,950 --> 00:19:06,460
so~
455
00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:10,860
I'm truly happy I got to meet you
456
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:13,370
She stuck her teeth out this entire time
457
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:18,910
Got it
458
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,150
I guess she does that
459
00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:21,550
I want to see this
460
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,640
Starting with Tamura
461
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:24,660
Kakehashi
462
00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:25,150
hai
463
00:19:25,150 --> 00:19:26,440
Her bangs
464
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:30,310
After rehearsal her bangs are a little out of place
465
00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:33,800
When that happens she'll grab the arm of the member next to her
466
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,880
She'll say "Lend me your pupils"
467
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,770
Can she see herself in a pupil?
468
00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:40,460
I don't think she can see herself in a normal eyeball
469
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:41,750
So I try to open up wide
470
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:43,680
[ full pupil service ]
471
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,440
I've let her borrow my eyes
472
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,080
She's using your pupils as a mirror
473
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,880
Many of the members have lent her their pupils before
474
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,110
Anybody here been asked to lend her your pupils?
475
00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:53,310
ah that's a fair amount
476
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,440
maybe they have good pupils
477
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,550
Kanagawa she's asked you before?
478
00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:57,710
I've let her borrow my eyes
479
00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:00,570
We were together a lot in the early days
480
00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:02,620
she always asked to borrow my pupils
481
00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:04,020
What do you mean my pupils?
482
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,510
I didn't understand what she wanted to borrow
483
00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:09,710
So what would happen on another tv show
484
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,130
If Kakehashi went alone
485
00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:14,150
If she were alone with veteran Nakao Akira-san
486
00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:15,660
excuse me...lend me your pupils?
487
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,260
ahhh fine by me
488
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:20,750
Not even Shino has ever said that to me before
489
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,860
[ Celebrity eyeball rental ]
490
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,280
And then it was Ume
491
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:26,830
hai
492
00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:28,860
Her brushing is super dynamic
493
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,600
Her elbows are locked
494
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,550
Like this?
495
00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:33,170
That's right...you're familiar with this
496
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:36,400
They teach you how to brush your teeth in preschool
497
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:38,930
Its taught like this and that's exactly how she brushes
498
00:20:38,930 --> 00:20:41,080
[ Her robot AI is set to child intelligence ]
499
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,020
She's making fun of you pretty bad
500
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,060
That's how you brush?
501
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:47,750
If I don't scrub like that I don't feel clean
502
00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,880
That's why it looks like this
503
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,770
Its that wild?
504
00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:53,330
Your gums don't bleed out?
505
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:55,880
[ Accused of having a robot mouth ]
506
00:20:56,350 --> 00:20:58,480
She talked just like her
507
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,930
That's right however she hasn't been much of a robot as of late
508
00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:03,750
Its like she's returned to her human form
509
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,620
[ Umezawa speaks with increasing disrespect ]
510
00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:08,640
She has an insult ready for everything
511
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:13,350
But on this year's tour there were a lot of food spill incidents
512
00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:13,970
Again?
513
00:21:13,970 --> 00:21:16,570
Like the bento spill picture from before?
514
00:21:16,570 --> 00:21:17,280
yes there was
515
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,310
A very similar incident
516
00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:20,910
Right after getting catering?
517
00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:22,510
You dropped your food again?
518
00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:25,530
Last year I flipped over Fukuoka
519
00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:27,710
This sounds like a huge story
520
00:21:27,710 --> 00:21:30,200
[ Robot of mass destruction appears? ]
521
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,170
What's your problem
522
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,080
Shut the hell up
523
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,280
I'm gonna flip over Fukuoka
524
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,130
[ Robot fluent in Hakata dialect ]
525
00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:43,610
That's why I decided to be careful in Fukuoka
526
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,460
Why are you careful based on location?
527
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,060
I made it past Fukuoka safely
528
00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:50,930
but then I let my guard down
529
00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:53,200
and I dropped all my food at the next tour location
530
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,620
[ Made a mistake and conquered the entire country ]
531
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,330
Yumiki
532
00:21:58,330 --> 00:21:58,680
hai
533
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:01,260
Yumiki showed some spite the way she stuck her teeth out like that
534
00:22:01,260 --> 00:22:02,570
That was spiteful
535
00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:05,620
Its like when Kaki holds a mic
536
00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:08,200
it looks like she's playing a recorder
537
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:12,620
She holds the mic with just the tip of her fingers
538
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:13,770
Like a recorder
539
00:22:13,770 --> 00:22:17,460
Why do you only use the tips of your fingers then?
540
00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:18,860
eh why do I do that?
541
00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:21,600
But holding it like this let's everything breathe better
542
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:22,950
breathe?
543
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:25,040
Its because your hands get sweaty?
544
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,110
Because of sweaty hands
545
00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:30,310
Are you reliving past memories of playing the recorder?
546
00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:31,370
ahh a long time ago
547
00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:33,350
I'm asking you
548
00:22:33,350 --> 00:22:36,220
[ This conversation is not progressing ]
549
00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:39,350
ahh a long time ago....what's that mean?
550
00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:41,350
Once again today's talk segment did not go as planned
551
00:22:41,350 --> 00:22:43,110
[ Time for a commercial break ]
552
00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:45,950
Wada's final impersonations
553
00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:48,220
She going into the realm of illusions
554
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,570
next entry....dozo
555
00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:54,550
[ Entry No.12 Wada Maaya ]
556
00:22:54,890 --> 00:22:56,130
On [Hadashi de Summer]
557
00:22:56,130 --> 00:22:57,680
she becomes Michael Jackson
558
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,930
I am Ogawa Aya
559
00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:03,620
[Hadashi de Summer]
560
00:23:10,820 --> 00:23:11,930
Michael Jackson
561
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,910
What's all this?
562
00:23:14,910 --> 00:23:16,350
You startled me
563
00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:17,420
What just happened?
564
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,530
What happened?
565
00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:20,840
You startled me! What was that?
566
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,130
What was that?
567
00:23:23,150 --> 00:23:25,820
Wada you had a rope attached to you
568
00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:27,260
On our tour
569
00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:30,080
the 1st song [Hadashi de Summer]
570
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,370
In the dance you're supposed to face sideways like this
571
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:35,020
Ogawa-chan will lean way into it
572
00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:37,930
When I saw her neck sticking out like that I thought
573
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,330
eh!? We got Michael Jackson out here
574
00:23:40,330 --> 00:23:42,170
[ The Wada radar triggers ]
575
00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:43,530
Sounds so casual
576
00:23:43,530 --> 00:23:45,170
We got Michael Jackson out here
577
00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:47,170
Why are you making fun of her
578
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,750
Does she lean in like Michael Jackson?
579
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,660
She really leans into it
580
00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:53,860
Hold on....when you lean like that
581
00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:55,880
somebody is pulling on that rope for you
582
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,950
[ Stage props-san holding the emergency rope ]
583
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,770
hey Ogawa
584
00:24:02,770 --> 00:24:03,260
hai
585
00:24:03,260 --> 00:24:05,220
Do you remember doing that?
586
00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:08,970
Its true that I like to push things to the limit
587
00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:10,420
Why?
588
00:24:10,420 --> 00:24:15,350
I've seen Ogawa on other songs and she gets super aggressive
589
00:24:15,350 --> 00:24:17,710
Ogawa is tiny but she moves around like crazy
590
00:24:17,710 --> 00:24:20,530
She'll use her hair a lot too
591
00:24:20,530 --> 00:24:22,200
when I think she's turned her back to me
592
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,370
she'll actually be facing me
593
00:24:23,370 --> 00:24:25,310
[ We've entered the Wada zone ]
594
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,260
I thought she had turned her back to me but she was facing me
595
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,680
That can't be right
596
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:32,880
I'll see her nose and realize
597
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,420
oh she's facing me!
598
00:24:35,070 --> 00:24:38,620
You think you can say anything you want now just because you're graduating?
599
00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:40,680
That's how aggressive she gets
600
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,840
Just because you saw her nose
601
00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:43,420
oh she's facing me
602
00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:50,130
The jacket art and back cover design for [Koko ni wa Nai Mono] is complete
603
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,930
On next weeks inner circle impersonations
604
00:24:53,930 --> 00:24:56,280
please don't do anything that causes friction among the members
605
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,280
and keep the impersonations coming
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