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Oh!
Hi, Ritchie.
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Mom, look!
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Mrs. Belt had us draw
family portraits today.
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Wow, that is
so great!
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Look, there's you,
and Daddy, and
Uncle Matthew.
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And, oh, look at me!
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I'm so colorful and happy.
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I look like an angel.
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That's not you.
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That's Daddy's girlfriend,
new Christine.
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You're over there.
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Oh. Oh, I...
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I thought that was a bear.
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You don't supervise
the artwork at all,
Mrs. Belt?
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Oh, I don't think you look
like a bear, Mrs. Campbell.
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But I thought the salmon in
your teeth was a nice detail.
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( laughing )
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You're funny,
Mrs. Belt!
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Did you hear that, Mom?
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Yeah. Yeah, I did.
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That's hilarious.
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Honey, would you go and
get your things together?
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Okay, Mom.
Okay.
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Uh, Mrs. Belt?
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I know I always get
a late start on these things,
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but I wanted
to sign up early
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for the spring carnival.
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It's in two days.
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Well, this is early for me.
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Well, you need to talk
to the room parents.
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They have
the sign-up sheets.
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Oh.
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I'd rather catch a salmon
in my teeth.
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Hello, ladies.
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What's going on?
What's all the gossip?
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Oh, it's not gossip,
Christine,
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it's real news.
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Should I tell her?
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No, there's
nothing to tell.
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I'll tell her.
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There's a new parent
at the school,
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and he is, in a word,
gorgeous.
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Stunning.
Dazzling smile.
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Arms just made
for holding.
Uh!
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I wish someone
would hold me.
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What? You have
problems, too!
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Ooh, and
he's single.
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Gosh, he sounds amazing.
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Do I have time to go home
and put on my good boobs?
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Oh, Christine...
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It's best not to get
your hopes up.
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I mean, this man
is smart,
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he's cultured,
funny, successful.
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Yeah, he's
not your type.
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Hey, I'm all those
things, too, you know.
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Are you?
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No.
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Oh!There he is.
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Oh, my God...
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Burton?
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MARLY:
Wait, you
know him?
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How does
she know him?
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What is this?
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Hey!
Hey!
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Oh...
How you doing?
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You look great.
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Oh, so do you.
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What're you doing here?
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It's my son Stevie's first day.
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Yeah, my ex enrolled him
a couple weeks ago.
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You are kidding me.
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Hello.
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Remember us?
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We met in
the parking lot.
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You said that thing,
and then we all laughed?
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( laughing )
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Remember?
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So, how do you two
know each other?
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How do we, um...
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Well...
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Well, uh...
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Christine and I
went out for a while.
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I fell in love with her,
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then she dumped me
and broke my heart.
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Oh!
Come on!
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( laughing )
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I'm serious.
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No, you're not!
Come on!
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He's so funny!
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No, he's serious.
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Oh.
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Okay, um....
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Well, um, we are coordinating
the spring carnival,
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so if there was anything
that you wanted to sign up for.
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Why don't you just put me down
for the decoration committee,
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I'm very good with crepe.
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I'll do that, too--
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I had a crepe
for breakfast.
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( both laughing )
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( laughing awkwardly )
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Why are you laughing?
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I feel bad
about myself.
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Well, uh, nice
to meet you, Burton.
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Let's get
out of here.
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So...
Wait, wait.
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I'm sorry, but it is so rare
that I win with those two women.
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I just need to take
a moment to savor.
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Go ahead.
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Okay.
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Well, I've been thinking
about you a lot
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the last couple of months.
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Oh, should I bring them
back in for this?
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( laughing ):
No...
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I really wish
I could talk longer,
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but I gotta take Stevie
to the dentist.
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Oh, anything serious?
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No, no-- Dr. Hagopian is
buying a second home,
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and we're trying
to help him out
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with the down payment,
so...
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( laughing )
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But I guess I'll be seeing you
on the decorating committee.
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Yeah, tomorrow.
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Great.
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Yeah.
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Man... you look good.
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I was...
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( both chuckle nervously )
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Bye.
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Okay.
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I'm ready, Mom.
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Wait a minute, honey.
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Mommy just needs to take
a moment to savor.
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( sighs )
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Okay, we can go.
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What's the smile all about?
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Did you get the last punch
on your Quiznos card?
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I ran into Burton
at school today.
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His son just started there.
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Is that weird or what?
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Wow.
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So did you two get it on?
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Yeah. We got it on in my son's
third-grade classroom.
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What?
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I don't know.
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You've done it in
worse places than that.
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Radio Shack.
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Oh.
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Hey, that was college,
and it was was after hours.
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Plus, that guy was very helpful.
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So, what'd you guys
talk about?
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Not much,
he had to run.
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But he said he'd been
thinking about me
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and he wanted to talk to me.
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So, you like him again?
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Oh, I've always liked him.
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I just broke up with him
because I was scared.
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But I've been having second
thoughts about it for a while.
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I mean, maybe I gave up
before I gave it a real shot.
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So, when are you going
to see him again?
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Tomorrow!
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We're both setting up
at the spring carnival.
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Maybe the opportunity
will present itself.
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Ooh-- maybe
I'll get a new outfit
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to make sure the opportunity
presents itself.
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Or maybe for once in your life,
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you could calm down and
act like an adult.
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Yeah!
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Ooh-- maybe I'll
get boots, too!
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Hi, Mrs. Belt.
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Hi, Richard.
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How you doing, Christine?
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What?
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Your outfit.
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What kind of booth are you
setting up, exactly?
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What?
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I wear this dress all the time.
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It's old.
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You left the tag
under your arm.
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Wow, Christine,
that is some outfit.
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Wait a minute.
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Is that lipstick?
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( sniffing )
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Huh-- you don't smell
like the gym.
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It's nothing.
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Geez, it's not
that unusual, okay?
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So I'm a little dressed up.
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I get dressed up all the time.
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Do you?
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No.
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You are trying to impress
that new dad, aren't you?
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Burton.
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What? Get out of here!
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I don't need
to impress Burton.
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I already impressed him.
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In fact, once I impressed him
three times in one night.
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Hi, Mrs. Belt.
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So, you know,
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if I want to turn on
my charms a little,
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that's my prerogative.
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And I can.
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I know him.
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Well.
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Hello.
Oh!
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Hey, Burton.
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Who is this?
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This is my girlfriend.
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Your girlfriend?
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Hi, I'm Christine.
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Are you freaking kidding me?
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Hey, Burton,
nice to see you again.
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I'm Richard.
Christine.
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I'm Christine.
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Hi, Christine.
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And you are...
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( softly ):
Christine.
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Hi, Christine.
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Hi.
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Are-are you okay?
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Oh. Yeah, I'm fine.
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I'm-I'm... so happy
to meet your new girlfriend.
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'Cause I-I...
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I got a new outfit
and everything.
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So, that's good.
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Um...
But, I-I...
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I have to go.
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So...
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Damn it!
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Stand back.
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I've got it.
Here,
let me just...
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I've got it!
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Richard, help her.
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Now.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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In a minute, this is
all going to be over.
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In the meantime,
laugh like you have
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a sense of humor
about yourself.
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( laughing loudly )
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Not a mental patient,
just a sense of humor.
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You okay?
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I can't believe this.
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Why do these things
keep happening to me?
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I'm a good mother.
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I'm a decent person.
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You don't have any wine
in here, do you?
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I have half a bag
of red hot Cheetos.
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Oh, yeah, anything.
248
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I'm never
liking anyone again.
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I mean it.
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It's not worth it.
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These things
don't work out for me.
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I'm done, seriously.
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The factory is closed.
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Aw, don't close
the factory.
255
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It's a good factory.
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Hundreds of hardworking
members rely on that factory.
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The woman's name
is Christine.
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And she's pretty.
259
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So now we've got New Christine,
Pretty Christine, and me...
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Old Christine.
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Old Christine.
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I don't like it
when you say it.
Sorry.
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Look, it's Burton's
loss, not yours.
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Oh, yeah, right.
It is.
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That guy doesn't know
what he's missing.
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Christine, you're the
most incredible woman
he's ever gonna meet.
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And if he doesn't know that,
then he doesn't deserve you.
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Boy, when you're great,
you're the greatest.
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You know that?
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What?
271
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:42,009
Those red hot Cheetos
are mighty powerful.
272
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,812
( both laughing )
273
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,736
Holy cow!
274
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,070
( honks horn )
275
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,772
Oh, my God.
276
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,573
Matthew!
Ah!
277
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,042
Oh.
Oh, boy.
278
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,477
Oh, God, what
am I doing?
279
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,880
Apparently, my sister.
280
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,448
I got to get
out of here.
281
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:27,354
Oh!
282
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,757
Matthew, get that!
283
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:34,061
Am I going to be
an uncle again?
284
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,482
Uh, here,
I got most of it,
285
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,818
but I couldn't bring myself
to pick up anything
286
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,353
with strings or wings.
287
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,127
Are you okay?
288
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,495
( gruffly ):
No.
289
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,230
What happened?
I don't know.
290
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:13,500
I was so confused and depressed,
and then, the next thing I know,
291
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,736
my hand was one place and his
tongue was someplace else.
292
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:20,173
Actually, no, you don't owe me
an explanation.
293
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,110
But I want to explain,
but I can't.
294
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,312
I don't want Richard back,
I don't.
295
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,147
But I thought
I wanted Burton back,
296
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,949
but then he didn't want me back,
297
00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:33,053
and then I thought,
"Does anyone want me back?"
298
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:37,124
And then Richard started rubbing
my back, and then, oh...
299
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,691
Thank God Ritchie wasn't
with you.
300
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,460
He would have been so confused.
301
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:43,997
I have to say, I'm not doing
that great with it myself.
302
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,934
Matthew, this was
a terrible mistake.
303
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,902
It's just that it was familiar,
you know?
304
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,504
And I was looking
for a little comfort, is all.
305
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,540
Some people eat soup.
306
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:59,646
I just, I want you to strike
this from your memory, okay?
307
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,381
Promise me you'll strike it.
308
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,150
I promise-- I'll put it
in the memory pile
309
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,451
along with junior high school
310
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,287
and seeing Grandma
get out of the bath.
311
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,992
It was so embarrassing
to find out
312
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,460
about Burton's new girlfriend
313
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:17,965
in front of those horrible,
clucky women at school.
314
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,666
I really don't even know
if I can show my face
315
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:20,700
at the fair tomorrow.
316
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,069
Hey, everyone
makes mistakes.
317
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,171
And forget those women--
who cares what they think?
318
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,638
You just go
to that fair tomorrow
319
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:26,874
with your head
held high.
320
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,909
You have nothing
to be ashamed of.
321
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,578
I found your bra under my seat.
322
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:43,490
Man, that thing has a quicker
release than John Elway.
323
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,925
Can I talk to you for a minute?
324
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:48,795
There's nothing
to talk about, Richard.
325
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,564
And how could you
do that?!
326
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,666
Me? You started it.
327
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,135
I was vulnerable.
328
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,569
I was having a hard day.
329
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,804
You took advantage!
330
00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,974
You stuck your hand
down my pants.
331
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:06,346
It was a reflex, okay,
like blinking.
332
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,515
Just forget about it,
please, okay?
333
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,883
You kissed me.
334
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,084
Let it go.
335
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,253
Of course,
we'll let it go.
336
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,587
It was a
strange moment.
337
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,589
You kissed me;
It doesn't mean anything.
338
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,458
Right. Nothing.
339
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,526
You kissed me.
340
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:20,660
It's over.
341
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,062
No big deal.
You kissed me.
342
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,296
That's all that
needs to be said.
343
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,864
You kissed me.
You kissed me.
344
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,366
You kissed me!
You kissed me!
345
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,335
You kissed me!
You kissed me!
346
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:32,239
Damn it, if I wouldn't
kiss you again right now.
347
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,374
Me, too--
what's happening to us?
348
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,442
I don't know!
349
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,310
I mean, I know
why you'd kiss me.
350
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,845
You're lonely
and a little desperate.
351
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,013
But...
352
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,481
what am I doing?
353
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,984
I have someone!
354
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,885
I have to tell New Christine.
355
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,354
What? Wait!
356
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,956
Wait, are you
out of your mind?!
357
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,023
You know me.
358
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,224
I can't keep secrets.
359
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,625
The guilt will
eat me alive.
360
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,328
No, Richard, this would be
a huge mistake.
361
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,596
Listen to me.
362
00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:00,433
There is no reason to share this
with New Christine.
363
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,868
Maybe you're right.
364
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:02,835
I am.
365
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,571
Okay.
366
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,973
Okay.
367
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,014
Damn you!
Damn you!
368
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:25,692
Where's my underwear?
369
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,035
Hello, ladies.
370
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,270
Hello, Christine.
Enjoying the fair?
371
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:40,607
What? What affair?
What did you hear?
372
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:41,941
The fair.
373
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,576
Oh, the fair.
374
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,479
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm
enjoying it. Yeah.
375
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,082
I signed up to work
this booth for an hour.
376
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,317
So you feeling okay
about everything
377
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,618
that happened
yesterday?
378
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,086
Yesterday? Why?
379
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,387
What did you hear?
380
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,555
With Burton.
381
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,090
Oh, with Burton.
382
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,192
Oh, yeah, oh, look, I'm fine,
383
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,860
The truth is,
that worked out great for me,
384
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:04,397
because I don't really have time
for a relationship right now.
385
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,899
Oh, perfect, that's
what we'll tell people.
Mm-hmm.
386
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,302
No, that's the truth.
387
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:12,505
Okay, then we'll
tell them that.
388
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,145
I love fairs.
389
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,612
I hope they have
funnel cake
390
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,215
or that game with the water
pistol and the balloons.
391
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,551
The noise scares me
but I like holding the gun.
392
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:25,485
What's your favorite game?
393
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,054
I made out
with Christine.
394
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,888
I don't think
I know that one.
395
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:31,424
No, I made out
with Christine.
396
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,759
What?
397
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,960
It was a mistake.
398
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,462
I was trying to make
her feel better
399
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,664
after she found out
Burton had a girlfriend.
400
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,665
She was eating Cheetos.
401
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,100
I was rubbing her back.
402
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,668
One thing led to
another, and we kissed.
403
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,403
I don't believe this.
404
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,572
It didn't mean
anything, I swear.
405
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,740
Besides, it confirmed
what I already knew,
406
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,309
which is
I'm over her.
407
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,943
And it confirmed
something else, too,
408
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,779
which is
I love you.
409
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,514
So making out
with your ex-wife
410
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,116
made you realize
that you love me?
411
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,917
Yeah, isn't that great?
412
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,186
( sighs )
I feel better.
413
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,487
You want to go inside?
414
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:04,257
You know Richard,
as long as I've been around,
415
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,959
I've watched and I've waited for
something like this to happen.
416
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,295
And I knew it would,
417
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,263
because a little voice inside
told me it would.
418
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,598
But I ignored the little voice,
419
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,200
and when the little voice
got louder,
420
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,102
I told that little voice
to shut the hell up.
421
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,836
Christine, I'm sorry.
422
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,671
No, you don't get to be sorry.
423
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:19,672
It's over now.
424
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,109
Well, you're right about that.
What?
425
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,643
I can't be with someone
who only decides
426
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,379
they want to be with me
when they're with someone else.
427
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:27,980
I'm great.
428
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,150
I deserve better
than that.
429
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,884
I'm breaking up with you.
430
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:32,985
Christine...
431
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,554
I promised Ritchie
I'd be here,
432
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:38,291
so I'm going to go say hello
to him, and then I'm gone.
433
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,328
It's the...
434
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,830
I'm leaving.
435
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,708
Hi.
436
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,810
Oh, hello.
437
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:58,978
How are you?
438
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,380
Great.
439
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:04,484
You know, my carnival work
keeps me busy.
440
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,519
I felt bad
about what happened yesterday.
441
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,221
A lot of things
happened yesterday.
442
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,756
Which one?
443
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,858
When you met my girlfriend.
444
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:12,925
Oh, yeah, your girlfriend.
445
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,060
I'm sorry.
446
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:17,096
I meet so many people.
447
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,765
Christine, I'm sorry.
448
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,634
I know you were probably
kind of surprised
449
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,536
to see that I
was seeing someone
450
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,572
so soon after
we broke up,
451
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,674
but I really didn't
think it would bother you,
452
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,177
especially since you're the
one who broke up with me.
453
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,511
No, it didn't bother me.
454
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:32,379
I mean...
455
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,447
I've seen people, too, lots.
456
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,016
I'm the town factory
for God's sake.
457
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,553
You can't close me down.
458
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,789
Christine, I still care
about you.
459
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,492
Oh.
460
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,261
Well, what about
your new girlfriend?
461
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,831
You know...
462
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:55,067
...Pretty Christine?
463
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,670
Well, all I can think about
is you,
464
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:01,541
and that doesn't seem very fair
to Pretty Christine.
465
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,810
I don't like it
when you say it.
Right.
466
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,913
Christine, I broke up with her.
467
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,848
What? You broke up with her?
468
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,116
Why?
469
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,518
Well, it seemed
like yesterday
470
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,287
you might have
been hinting
471
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,989
that you'd like
to try us again.
472
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,091
Hinting? How was I hinting?
473
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,028
Well, maybe not so much hinting
as throwing yourself at me,
474
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:25,898
you know, with the, uh, the
lipstick and the stripper boots.
475
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,635
Stripper boots?
They weren't stripper boots.
476
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,903
For your information,
those were hooker boots.
477
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:34,106
Oh, sorry.
( laughs )
478
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,575
( clears throat )
479
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,744
You're all I can think
about since I saw you.
480
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:41,814
Oh. You're all I can think
about since I saw you.
481
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,550
I've missed you.
482
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,785
Me, too.
483
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,820
What did you miss about me?
484
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,356
Do you want a list?
485
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,459
Yes, please.
( laughs )
486
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:56,863
Um... well,
for starters...
487
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,566
Christine?
488
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,268
Not now.
489
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,769
Christine broke up with me.
490
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:06,273
I'm kind of in the middle
of something here.
491
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,640
I told her
we made out yesterday.
492
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,642
You made out with
your ex-husband?
493
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:13,980
Was this before or after you
couldn't stop thinking about me?
494
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,848
During.
495
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:20,787
Yeah, I made out with Richard
in the parking lot,
496
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:23,723
but I was thinking of you
the whole time.
497
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,993
Thanks.
498
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,863
No. I-I often think of two men
at the same time,
499
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,365
sometimes more!
500
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,805
Hi, Mrs. Belt.
501
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,979
* Hm-m-m, d-d-do yeah *
502
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,382
* Hmm-m-m-m. *
503
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,984
So...
Yeah.
504
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,986
Take it easy.
Yeah.
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