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Mm...
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Oh, I love kissing.
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And you know what else?
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I think I'm a really
great kisser.
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So, um... you want
to take this inside?
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Why? I think we're
doing great out here.
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Plus, I like making out
standing up
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'cause I don't get
a roll over my pants.
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Christine, I can't
do this again.
What?
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We've been dating
for two months
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and I've only made it
as far as your porch.
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Now, is there a problem
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or are you just
a porch tease?
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I told you what
the problem is.
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My kid is in there.
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I've never introduced him
to anyone I've dated.
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I mean, that is
a really big step for me.
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I get that.
I understand that.
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Look, I'm a dad. I know
what a big deal it is.
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I let you inside
my house.
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But, Burton,
your kid wasn't there.
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I can't just parade
random guys
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through my
eight-year-old's life.
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I mean, not that
there's been enough guys
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to constitute a parade.
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More like a circus,
but with more clowns.
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So, uh, when do you think
you might be ready?
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Soon.
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Yep. Before you know it.
Yeah, yeah.
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Like, right around
the corner.
Yeah, okay.
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All right, I got it.
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Well, good night.
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Well, good night.
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I'm getting inside!
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No! No!
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Stop!
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( laughing )
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Oh, come on, it hasn't
been that bad, has it?
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I mean, didn't doing it
in your car last week
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make you feel like
a teenager?
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Yeah, until I got home
and had to ice...
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everything.
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No kidding.
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I got a bruise
from knee to nipple.
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This is about taking
our relationship
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to the next level.
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But I can't.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, Burton.
Not yet.
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Okay.
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Well, good night.
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Good night.
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Thank you.
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You're a wonderful man.
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You deserve
a fantastic kisser like me.
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Go away.
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That's all you're getting
tonight.
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We're closed.
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But we open tomorrow at 9:00.
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Get here early
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before all the good stuff
is picked over.
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( kissing )
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Hi.
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Who's she?
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That's
my sister.
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She used to be
married to him.
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Now he goes out
with her.
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And she's an awkward dater.
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Want to throw some egg rolls
out on the lawn for Burton?
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Who's Burton?
That's the guy
she's been seeing.
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She doesn't want to
introduce him to Ritchie.
Who's Ritchie?
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Oh, I'm sorry, he's my son.
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Who are you?
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This is my girlfriend,
Michelle.
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Oh, girlfriend?
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Wow.
When did that happen?
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About noon.
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So you're still not
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letting Burton
in the house?
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I can't.
It's not good for Ritchie.
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Is that it?
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Or are you just using
Ritchie as a human shield
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to keep your relationship
from moving forward?
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Oh.
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Uh, Matthew, I am not
really comfortable
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discussing my personal life
in mixed company.
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Christine...
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you can't leave Burton
out there forever.
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You don't want to be
a porch tease.
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Wait a minute, is
that really a thing?
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No, we were listening.
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Oh, God!
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Oh, my God.
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I thought you liked him.
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And if you keep him out
on the porch much longer,
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you're going to lose him.
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No, I'm not.
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Burton's totally
fine with it.
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He wants me
to take my time.
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No, he doesn't.
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Guys need to know
they're moving towards a goal.
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They need to know
when they're winning.
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It's why we like sports.
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And war.
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Well, he's not going
to break up with me
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just because I'm not ready
to move forward. Is he?
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Men don't like stop signs.
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They like green lights.
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And war.
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You know,
Richard was nervous
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about introducing me
to Ritchie,
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but at some point you just
have to take the leap
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and know that he's
going to be okay.
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He's a great kid.
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You're a great mom.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yeah, like, now Ritchie and I
get along great.
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We laugh at each other's jokes,
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we have these really cute
nicknames for each other...
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Yeah, I said thank you.
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Mom?
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Oh, hi, sweetie.
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You're up.
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How was your night?
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It was good.
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I saw a dead mouse.
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Sorry I missed that.
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You didn't.
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I kept it.
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Oh.
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Even better.
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Listen, sweetie,
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I want to talk to you
about something, okay?
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You know how you have
a best friend at school?
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Austin?
Mm-hmm.
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Well, Mommy has
a best friend, too.
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And his name is Burton
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Does he pick his nose?
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I hope not.
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Does he teach you dirty words?
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A couple.
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But he's a very nice man.
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And I would like
for you to meet him.
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But only if you would
like to meet him.
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Would you like
to meet him?
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No.
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Well, he would like
to meet you.
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And I would like
for you to meet him.
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So what do you think?
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No, thanks.
Well, you're going
to meet him.
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And if you don't like him,
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you don't have
to see him again.
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Okay.
Okay.
All right.
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Well, go to sleep
now, sweetie.
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It's late. Okay?
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We can talk about this more
in the morning if you want to.
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I don't want to.
We'll talk about it
more in the morning.
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I love you, darling.
Night.
Night.
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Oh, God.
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What are you doing?
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Cleaning.
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Why?
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Is Mom coming?
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Tell her I'm not here.
I'm studying for the bar.
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Oh, no, what did
we tell her last time?
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Law school?
Med school? What?!
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Matthew, pull yourself together.
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Mom is not coming.
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I'm tidying up so Burton
doesn't think I'm a slob.
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Oh, God.
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Why am I bothering
to do this?
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I'm not going to pretend to be
somebody I'm not.
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He can either take me
the way I am,
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or not at all.
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Wow, you will really
go to any length
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to justify not cleaning.
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I know, right?
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( doorbell rings )
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Oh, God.
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Okay, uh... yeah.
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Just a second.
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Ritchie...!
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Ooh, look at you.
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You look adorable.
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Honey, don't scratch.
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Burton's going to think
you have fleas.
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( doorbell rings )
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Coming! Honey,
you're not nervous
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are you, about meeting
Mommy's new friend?
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What friend?
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I thought Grandma was coming.
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Wait! Is she
or is she not coming?!
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Would everybody
please relax?
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This is supposed
to be fun.
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Aren't you having fun?
I'm having fun.
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Hi.
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Wow, you look great.
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Are you ready?
I'm ready.
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How was your day?
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Uh, not so good.
My mom actually got
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into a little bit
of a car accident.
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Okay, let's go.
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Ritchie,
I'd like you to meet
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my friend, Burton.
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Are you my new dad?
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Wow, that must've been
a tough delivery.
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No, that's my idiot
brother, Matthew.
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Idiot!
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Where is Ritchie?
Bathroom.
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Okay, out, out, out, out.
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I don't know why
I was in such a hurry
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to get in the house,
it wasn't that great.
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Yeah, I probably
should've cleaned it,
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but Matthew talked me
out of it.
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Hey, what were you saying
about your mother?
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Oh, yeah,
she got in an accident.
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She's fine,
but the other driver...
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Oh, okay, he's back.
Come on.
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Ritchie,
this is my friend
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Burton.
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Hi, Ritchie.
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Hi.
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My pants itch.
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Can I go change?
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Yes.
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Of course.
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Oh, my God.
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That went great!
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That was so much better
than I expected.
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What exactly
did you expect?
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Oh, you know, tears, tantrums.
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Maybe somebody yelling,
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"You can't tell me what to do,
you're not my father."
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Plus I had no idea how Ritchie
was going to react.
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So can I go now?
My pants itch, too.
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Yes, you're excused.
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You were a big help.
I'll tell Mom.
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I'd really appreciate that.
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Nice to finally
meet you, Matthew.
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Oh, no, the pleasure
is all mine.
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Really, I can't
thank you enough
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for taking the old gal
off my hands.
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So...
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You're in.
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How does it feel?
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The way you were guarding it,
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I kind of thought
it'd be a lot fancier.
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Maybe some gold columns
and white tigers.
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( chuckles )
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But it's nice.
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This is big.
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I really feel like
we've crossed over
into new territory.
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I was so nervous about it,
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but now that it's done,
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I really feel like
it was the right move.
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Me, too.
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So, speaking of big steps,
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when do I get to meet
your kid?
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
one of these days.
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You know,
when the time is right.
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Unbelievable!
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Unbelievable!
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What?
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I showed him mine.
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Now he won't show me his.
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I hope to God you're
talking about your boobs.
267
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,087
No, my kid.
268
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,755
I introduce Burton to Ritchie,
269
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,924
and then when I mention
meeting his kid,
270
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,093
he says,
"When the time is right."
271
00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,295
What the hell is that
supposed to mean?
272
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,663
I guess he's not ready.
273
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:30,998
But this was supposed to be
274
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,232
a milestone
in our relationship.
275
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,834
I mean, I was
under the impression
276
00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,435
that the feeling was mutual.
277
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,872
He was practically begging me
to get inside my house.
278
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,540
I hope to God you're
talking about your...
279
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:41,742
Oh, shut up.
280
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:45,345
This is so embarrassing.
281
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,848
I mean, it's like
I said, "I love you"
282
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,182
and he said, "Thank you."
283
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,319
Well, it's better
than "I bet you do."
284
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,321
I mean, he was acting
as if he was ready
285
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,823
to move to the next step,
286
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,758
and now, he thinks
I'm moving too fast?
287
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:58,959
I mean...
288
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,660
What is wrong with men?
289
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:01,929
They make everything
too complicated.
290
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:02,963
Well, talk to him.
291
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,397
No. 'Cause then he'll think
292
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,900
that I need him to tell me
how much he likes me
293
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,936
and I want him to tell me
how much he likes me
294
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,105
without him knowing
that I need him to tell me that.
295
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,876
Yeah, men are complicated.
296
00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,545
Yeah. You know what?
297
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,113
I'm just going to talk to him.
298
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,515
I'm gonna see what
he's thinking. I'm so confused.
299
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:23,751
Probably would have been easier
300
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:26,486
if you just
showed him your boobs.
301
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,687
Yeah, no kidding.
302
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:30,223
I always forget
I have these things.
303
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,896
( doorbell ringing )
304
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:39,632
Hey, stranger.
305
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,069
Yeah. Uh... Hey.
306
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,403
Um...
307
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:47,107
I'm a little bit confused
about what just happened.
308
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,309
I really thought that
we are on the same page
309
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,779
about our relationship,
and where it was going,
310
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:55,348
but, uh, clearly I was wrong.
311
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,349
What do you mean?
312
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:57,550
Do you want to come inside?
313
00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,119
Oh, no, no, no.
314
00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:01,221
I don't want to move things
forward too quickly.
315
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,356
I should probably
stay out here on the porch
316
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,592
and come in
when the time is right.
317
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,896
You know, "one of these days."
318
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,964
Christine, I don't know
what you're talking about.
319
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:14,067
Why are you hiding
your kid from me?!
320
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:14,902
What?
321
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,804
Yeah, I showed
you my kid.
322
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,405
Now you won't
show me yours?
323
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,374
I mean, are you not serious
about this relationship, Burton?
324
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:27,580
Because if you're not,
we can end it right now.
325
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:31,084
Stevie is in Montana
with his mother.
326
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,486
He won't be back
for another six weeks.
327
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,089
I thought you could meet then.
328
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,126
Oh.
329
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,965
So when you said, "When the time
is right" you meant...
330
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,366
When he's in the same state.
331
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,601
Oh. Yes. Yes.
332
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:52,005
Well... that's
what I thought.
333
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:56,309
I just wanted to storm
over here and make sure.
334
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,111
Christine... come on!
335
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,313
Come on. I don't want
to hide Stevie from you.
336
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,049
I don't want to hide
anything from you.
337
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,551
Of course I want
you to meet him.
338
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,785
Really?
339
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,855
Of course, baby.
340
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:11,124
I love you.
341
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,230
I bet you do.
342
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,777
Oh. Good, you're all here.
343
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,080
Sorry, we stopped by
to say hi, but...
344
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,216
then we ordered a movie
on Pay-Per-View.
345
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,254
My God, that woman is naked.
346
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,057
Yeah, there's a lot
of nudity in this.
347
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,725
That's why we
ordered it here.
348
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:49,296
We didn't want Richard's cable
company to think we're pervs.
349
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,502
You want to watch with us?
350
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,337
Oh, no, thanks, Michelle.
351
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,339
Not Michelle.
352
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,043
You know, for a guy
who does nothing all day,
353
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,112
you do all right.
354
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,049
So I heard you introduced
Ritchie to Burton today.
355
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,650
How'd that go?
Good.
356
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:11,952
He said he loved me.
357
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,020
ALL:
Aww...
358
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,787
I said, "I bet you do."
359
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,256
( all gasp )
360
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,627
I know.
361
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,363
I'm a horrible person.
362
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,808
So...
363
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:36,910
"I bet you do."
364
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,245
Brutal.
365
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,614
I know.
366
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,483
I wasn't expecting it.
367
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,484
I thought you liked him.
368
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,518
I do.
369
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:46,553
But, you
don't love him?
370
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:47,554
I don't know.
371
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,821
How am I supposed to know?
372
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:49,822
Do I love him?
373
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:50,890
Should I love him?
374
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:53,293
Do you love him?
375
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,996
Christine, it shouldn't
be this hard.
376
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,065
I told you I loved you
on our first date
377
00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,666
and you said it back to me.
378
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,900
We were 22.
379
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,502
I'd just seen Ghost.
380
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,838
I would have told the
movie usher I loved him.
381
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,807
Good to know
our marriage was built
382
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,177
on such a rock-solid foundation.
383
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,878
Oh, come on. It
worked out okay
384
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,982
except for the divorce.
385
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,085
Maybe you're just afraid
386
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,853
and you're keeping
yourself from loving him.
387
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,589
Am I doing that?
388
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:23,856
Should I be doing that?
389
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,093
Do you ever do that?
390
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,061
Have you eaten today?
391
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,197
I don't know.
392
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,565
I mean, of course I'm afraid.
393
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,600
I'm so scared, you know.
394
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,236
What if I fall
in love with Burton
395
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:39,239
and then ten years down the road
the whole thing falls apart?
396
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:42,109
If you don't try,
you'll never know.
397
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,410
Do you like the guy?
398
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,012
Very much.
399
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,046
Is he nice to you?
400
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,380
So nice.
401
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,984
But not so nice it makes
me not like him anymore.
402
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,620
What did your parents do to you?
403
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,360
You know. You spent
Christmas with them.
404
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,694
Yeah, yeah.
405
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,063
God, you know...
406
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,232
Burton and I have
a great time together.
407
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,801
You know, he's nice, he's funny,
he's smart, he's handsome
408
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,537
and what's not to love?
409
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,005
I don't know.
410
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,943
Yeah, maybe you're right.
411
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,512
I'm just scared.
412
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,548
I do love him.
413
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,450
Then tell him.
414
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,120
I will.
415
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,260
Where you going?
416
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,296
To tell Burton I love him.
417
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,167
( doorbell rings )
418
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,740
We have got to get
you a telephone.
419
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:48,975
I know.
420
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:51,211
But, I have
to tell you something
421
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,046
and it's the kind of something
422
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,614
that should only
be said in person,
423
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:59,086
or on a giant screen
at a baseball game.
424
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,153
I can hardly wait.
425
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,455
Oh... Burton,
426
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,325
I'm so sorry
I freaked out before.
427
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,460
I, I... When you said
"I love you,"
428
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,130
I didn't mean to say,
"I bet you do."
429
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,265
I don't know why that
came out of my mouth.
430
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:15,735
What I really meant
to say was, I...
431
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,307
don't think I can
see you anymore.
432
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,576
Wow.
433
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,445
I'm so glad
you didn't put that
434
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:29,316
on a giant screen
at a baseball game.
435
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,485
I, uh, I thought you were
going to say, "I love you."
436
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,754
Oh, my God.
437
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,156
So did I.
438
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,591
Tha-Tha-That's what I came
over here to say.
439
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,227
I meant to say that...
440
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,295
but I can't.
441
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,997
I guess I don't love you.
442
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,733
Yeah, I'm getting that.
443
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:52,239
You know, it was implied
with the "I bet you do,"
444
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,141
and then you, uh,
you really drove it home
445
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:57,110
with the, "I don't want
to see you anymore."
446
00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:01,281
I guess that was why I was
keeping you out on the porch.
447
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,884
I said it was for Ritchie,
but it wasn't.
448
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:07,454
It was for me.
449
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,789
So...
450
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:13,260
What are we doing?
451
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,629
I don't know.
452
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,499
Why don't we go back
to the way it was before?
453
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:20,900
On the porch.
I love the porch.
454
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,169
We can't go
455
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,070
back to the porch.
We moved past the porch.
456
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,372
But it was so good on the porch.
457
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,006
I can't go back to the porch,
458
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,842
and I can't say "porch" anymore.
459
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:33,746
Christine, I'm done with dating.
460
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,014
I want to settle down.
461
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,484
Be with one person.
462
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,420
And I was hoping it was you.
463
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,292
Burton, I really
would do anything
464
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,760
not to hurt
your feelings, I just...
465
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,630
I-I get it. I get it.
466
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:54,767
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't
sad, but, I understand.
467
00:18:56,703 --> 00:19:00,707
You're the most incredible woman
I've ever been with
468
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:05,545
and, um... when you are ready,
469
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,548
that person's going to be
the luckiest man alive.
470
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,150
Bye, Christine.
471
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,895
Do I love him?
472
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,138
You know how we're talking about
friendship the other night?
473
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,473
Yeah.
474
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,209
Okay. Well, the thing
about friendship is,
475
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,412
sometimes you're friends
with people forever,
476
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,581
and sometimes they
come into your life
477
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,283
and they make you feel
good about yourself
478
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:47,854
and they teach you
a few new words,
479
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,322
and then you move on.
480
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,391
But I like Austin.
I don't want to move on.
481
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,493
Oh, no, no, no, you can
be friends with Austin.
482
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,196
I mean, he picks his nose,
but you play with dead mice,
483
00:19:57,264 --> 00:20:00,367
so his mom's probably
not thrilled either.
484
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,702
Anyway, Ritchie, what
I'm trying to say
485
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:06,005
is that sometimes people
come into your life to stay
486
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,775
and sometimes they're
just passing through.
487
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:09,809
Mom...
488
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,143
Can I go to sleep?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
489
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,144
I'm almost there.
490
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,081
Hang on, sweetie. Um...
491
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,983
Darling, listen.
492
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:22,589
Burton's not going to be
coming around anymore.
493
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:24,791
He's a great guy,
494
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:27,994
and he really
liked meeting you,
495
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,531
but he's one of Mommy's
friends that's moving on,
496
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,200
and everybody's okay.
497
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,234
Are you okay?
498
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,536
I'm okay.
499
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:39,639
Good.
500
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,240
Is there anything
you want to ask me?
501
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,342
Mm-hmm.
502
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,543
Who's Burton?
503
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,583
Good night, sweetheart.
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